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Aw man!
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I was totally gonna score with that chick until you butted in.
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That's what ya get for skirt-chasing!
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I'm gonna tell Lum all about this!
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Hey! Pardon me boyo!
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Wanna buy one? They're cheap!
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C'mere! Take a closer look!
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Whatcha selling mister?
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Wow! Dig those earmuffs.
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Yeah! And you can buy one for just 150 yen!
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That's a good deal.
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You're darn tootin'!
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I was too broke to afford a pair this past winter.
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But I would've loved to have some.
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How lucky! Now's your chance!
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I dunno we're talking about 150 yen...
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C'mon what's the problem?
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That's practically chump change!
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Hold up. Are you kidding?
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I mean 150 yen could buy a hamburger or...
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Good idea! I want a hamburger.
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I'm gonna go buy one.
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Bye.
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W-W-W-Wait a second!
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What now?
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You make a point! So here's the deal...
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I'll sell you two pairs for just 200 yen so that you can give one to your little friend!
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I can't go any lower than that!
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Okay deal!
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Oh you're going for it?
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Here. 200 yen.
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Th-Thanks...
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He called it a good deal but then haggled over the price.
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Talk about a ballsy move.
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I'm the haggling master!
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Gosh this is unbelievable.
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Never thought ya'd be generous enough to buy me something.
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As if! You better fork over 100 yen later.
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What the heck?! Yer the one who bought them!
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Then just forget it I don't want 'em!
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Don't be stupid rugrat.
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These earmuffs are all the rage right now!
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Oh?
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It's nice and warm outside!
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I don't see anybody wearing them!
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Well here's the thing...
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Look closely. Didn't you notice the lack of couples around?
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You gotta wear these if you wanna be popular with the ladies.
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Really?
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Yep! It's totally true!
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Go for it. Try them on.
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Are you sure the ladies like these?
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Oh come on when have I ever...
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...lied to you?
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Every other word ya say is a lie!
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Why am I over there...?
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Hold up who the heck are you?!
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Huh? I'm Ataru!
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Who're you?
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I'm Ten duh!
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WE SWAPPED BODIES?!
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Yahoo! I switched bodies with the rugrat!
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Now I can fly!
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Hey! Wait a darn minute Ataru!
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Where are ya going with my body?!
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Do you even need to ask?
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I'm gonna use this chance to go cuddle with some hot babes!
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Y-Ya stupid jerk!
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Yer not gonna freak out about this or even try to swap back to normal?!
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It's too late to change what's already happened.
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Get back here!
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Aw jeez!
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Be careful! Don't you dare break my body!
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Hi there Ten!
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Aw crap it's Lum!
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Gotta run!
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What's the matter little guy?
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Wait a second.
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I'm in Ten's body right now.
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How awful! Your darling has fallen on the ground over there!
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Oh no! That can't be good!
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Darliiiiiiing!
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Target sighted!
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Hi there pretty ladies!
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How you doin'?
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Aw! He's so precious!
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Come here little guy!
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Such a cutie-patootie!
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This must be what heaven is like!
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Darling! Hang in there!
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Darling!
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Oh hey cousin.
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Huh? "Cousin"?
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Crud! This is a disaster!
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Hey Lum! Have ya seen that dimwit Ataru anywhere?!
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D... Darling...?
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Oh no! You hit your head and scrambled your brains!
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No that's not it!
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You gotta listen Lum!
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Wearing these earmuffs turned me into yer darling
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and then yer darling into me!
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You really have lost your mind!
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No just hear me out!
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Oh wow! You can fly?
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That's amazing!
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Shucks! He's just like a baby doll.
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Let me hold him next!
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Oh man I'm in paradise!
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Hey! Give me my body back darn it!
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Uh oh. Here comes trouble.
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Bye-bye pretty ladies!
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Come back!
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Aw don't go!
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That stupid jerk!
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Please Lum! Ya gotta catch him!
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Eek! Help Lum!
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Stop him! Or he's gonna bully me!
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Argh that fathead!
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What's the big idea Lum?!
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Just calm down darling!
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No fair! Why are ya trusting him more than me?!
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Don't be mean he's just a child!
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Doing all of the sowing but none of the reaping is a sweet deal.
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Ya don't get it! That's not me!
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I wouldn't mind burying myself in those chesticles!
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Oh Miss Sakura!
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Ten.
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Wahoo!
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Wh-Why the hell...?
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No! Poor Ten!
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Lum.
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How could you be so rough with such a little kid?!
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Oh sorry.
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Something about him seemed malicious and I just reacted on instinct...
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Her sixth sense is powerful.
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Are you okay little Ten?
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It's over. I'm gonna die.
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No you can't!
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At the very least I want to die...
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while nuzzled in your chest.
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Don't pretend like yer gonna die!
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Hey!
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You've gone too far darling!
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Come on! Perk up!
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Aw yeah this is the best.
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Watch where you put those hands.
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Sensitive much?
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Where did you go and learn a word like that?!
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Don't cry!
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You're abusing him again!
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It's not like that!
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Wah! Big mean jerk!
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Man kids have it so good.
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Sakura! Don't pamper that stupid creep!
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He's only pretending to be me!
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That's not me! I'm in his body!
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He's just acting to make ya think it's me!
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I'm the good little boy!
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What is he talking about?
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Something is wrong with him today.
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Don't ya feel like something strange is going on?!
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I mean that's not how Ten usually acts!
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That's not fair.
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Cuz I learned all of this from him!
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He's the one who told me that Sakura would enjoy this!
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Th-That's a load of crap!
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You WOULD do something like that!
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Stop filling Ten's head with your stupid crap darn it!
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Feels bad seeing my body get messed up.
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But it's fine.
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I'm just gonna indulge in pleasure while I can.
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Don't listen to a word this fool says.
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Or you'll never become a proper adult.
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Okay! I promise to stick to being a kid from now on!
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Ya know I'm feeling pretty hungry...
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so can I suck on your boobies Miss Sakura?
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Mmm I'm hungwy!
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Nope! I can't do this anymore!
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Hold on!
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That's totally something a hungry toddler would go for!
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Hey! Don't ruin my wholesome image!
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Lemme suck on them boobies!
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No way in hell!
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Babies sucking on boobs is natural!
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Let go!
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Why hello Sakura!
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Look at what I just bought!
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I'm kind of in the middle of something here!
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Dammit Darling! You've turned Ten into a monster!
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N-No!
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Just give up!
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Let me go!
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Well that's mean.
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These darn young'uns don't have any room for me in their antics.
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What?!
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You only managed to sell 3 of them?!
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Yeah... nobody seemed interested.
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All that sweating under my disguise for nothing.
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That's weird.
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I heard that body swappers made in this shape were a popular style on Earth right now.
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Earthlings are hard to figure out.
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My god Sakura! Why are you laying there looking like a tramp?!
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Don't give me that! It's all your fault!
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No Sakura! That's not me!
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Ow...
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Huh?
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Oh phooey I'm back to normal.
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Darling...
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YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER!
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Why did I have to switch back now?!
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What happened to your sense of decency missy?!
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I could ask YOU the same!
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Yer all just confused!
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Ataru! Wake up!
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Do you have any idea what time it is?!
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Huh?
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After all that big talk about how you didn't need Lum to wake you up!
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You've been late to school every day this week darn it!
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Christ! Don't you feel ashamed at all?!
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Eat. Hurry up get going!
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Here's your lunch.
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Well I'm off.
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He's such a handful.
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That little idiot!
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I swear he doesn't have any of my genes!
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Crud! This is bad!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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Your late streak is about to stretch on to a fifth day.
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You're just helpless without me aren't you darling?
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It's better than being electrified every morning!
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Besides it looks you're just as late as I am!
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Well I happen to know a shortcut.
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Oh really?
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What's the deal?
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Is there a secret passage in this vacant lot or something?
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Okay. This pipe should work!
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Huh?
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I'm gonna make a secret passage right now!
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Seriously?!
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Yep!
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This gizmo can connect two different spaces.
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Hold up! Are you sure this is safe?
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It'll probably be fine.
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That doesn't inspire confidence!
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Hey! Don't ditch me when I'm doing you a favor!
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Oh shaddup! I know we're just gonna end up lost in the fourth dimension!
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C'mon!
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Leggo of me!
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Go on! Just take a look inside!
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Whoa...
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That's the school!
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See? Let's go!
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Take a look darling!
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Wow! We made it!
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And with 5 minutes left until class!
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It all worked out!
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You go ahead darling.
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I have to close the passage first.
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Okay! Don't take too long!
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Whew safe!
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Huh?
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Where's the King of Lateness? Is Ataru late again?!
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Yep. Setting a new record as we speak.
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And Lum hasn't shown up either.
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That asshat!
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Now he's even dragging Lum down with him!
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This is weird.
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Why is the school so empty?
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Jeez our class is the only one making a ton of noise.
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Sup y'all!
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Huh?!
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Hey check it out.
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What's wrong kiddo?
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00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,730
Why'd you come to school on a Sunday afternoon?
275
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:23,490
Sunday afternoon?!
276
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:29,120
Whoa look! This kid is a dead ringer for Ataru!
277
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,490
Yeah you're right!
278
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,450
The spitting image!
279
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:34,870
Just imagine if Ataru actually had a kid like this!
280
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,420
Oh quit it.
281
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,780
Wh-What are you people talking about?
282
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:39,920
Actually
283
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,920
I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
284
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,050
Huh? This guy looks an awful lot like Kosuke...
285
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:50,450
But man seeing you makes me feel like I've traveled back 10 years ago.
286
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,200
A lot can happen in 10 years huh?
287
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,860
I mean just think about Mr. Onsen...
288
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,330
The pitiful soul.
289
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,360
Don't act like I'm dead!
290
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,160
I'm still alive and kicking!
291
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,610
Mr. Onsen?!
292
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,820
We're just joking around teach!
293
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,070
Ugh. I can't make sense of any of this.
294
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,790
Huh?!
295
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:17,070
You boys haven't changed at all these past 10 years.
296
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,410
Friggin' Lum.
297
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,170
This is her fault!
298
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,450
Where's he going?
299
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,410
Man that kid really is just like Ataru.
300
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:29,090
Oh hey! We should get Ataru's wife to take a look at him!
301
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,450
Stop it. No more pranks.
302
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,280
Actually that would be pretty funny.
303
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,930
Mrs. Moroboshi! Come over here!
304
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:37,830
She went outside a couple minutes ago.
305
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,520
Said her son was missing.
306
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Dear me.
307
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,030
Oh crap!
308
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,900
We traveled 10 years into the future!
309
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,870
Stupid Lum and her stupid shortcut!
310
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LUM! GET OUT HERE!
311
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:59,120
I'm starving. Didn't have enough for breakfast.
312
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,510
Oh hell no!
313
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Zashiki-warashi!
314
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,140
Hey!
315
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Ya damn porkster!
316
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:29,280
Aw jeez! Don't cry over food!
317
00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:33,160
Mommy...
318
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,330
Ugh there goes my lunch.
319
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,650
Darling! Don't get so upset over food.
320
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,920
Lum!
321
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,130
Why would you take the side of some snot-nosed brat over me?!
322
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,740
He's adorable!
323
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,140
I'm not seeing it.
324
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:56,030
He's got the face of a dumbass totally devoid of intelligence!
325
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,020
Hey! You little perv!
326
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,740
He's just a harmless kid.
327
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:00,870
As if!
328
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,110
Can't you see the horny glint that's in his eyes?!
329
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,900
Don't be ridiculous.
330
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,030
He's the mirror image of you darling.
331
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,620
What is that supposed to mean?!
332
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:19,870
Oh Mrs. Moroboshi.
333
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,620
Have any of you seen my son come back in here?
334
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,420
I'm afraid not.
335
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,280
That little scamp.
336
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,920
I wonder if he went outside.
337
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,990
Do you want us to help out?
338
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,200
No thanks. I'll just keep looking.
339
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,840
Okay...
340
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,160
She has it pretty rough huh?
341
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,990
Her son basically inherited all of his father's genes.
342
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,100
Oh yikes.
343
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,530
Man this royally sucks! Why hasn't that jerk Ataru shown up yet?!
344
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:45,160
It was his stupid mistake that caused all the reservations to fall through.
345
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,020
And now we're stuck having our reunion in this lame-ass classroom!
346
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,440
Oh hey. Where's Mendo?
347
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,200
Too busy traveling around the world to come apparently.
348
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,740
He was bragging all about it on the phone.
349
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,660
I haven't seen Ryunosuke either.
350
00:16:56,660 --> 00:17:00,830
Get this. She's too busy helping her dad with his crazy plan
351
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:03,330
of opening a new seaside café on the summit of Mt. Fuji!
352
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,870
The summit of Mt. Fuji?!
353
00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:07,690
Sounds more like a "mountainside" café than a "seaside" one!
354
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,840
You can say that again!
355
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,200
Oh Kokeru!
356
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,550
My little Kokeru!
357
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,870
Goddammit!
358
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,410
Why do I gotta pay for some brat I don't even know?
359
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,390
Oh please. One ice cream cone can't hurt.
360
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,870
You dummy. It's more expensive than you think.
361
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,690
Thanks to 10 years of inflation.
362
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:29,410
Oh right! This is 10 years in the future by the way!
363
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:33,110
So it's all YOUR fault that I ended up late to school lost my lunch and—
364
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,030
You little turd!
365
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,030
There's no reason to get so upset!
366
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,620
I still have more of those gizmos to get us back home.
367
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,030
Friggin' hell.
368
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,370
What kind of parents birthed this goblin?
369
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,750
Wanna go home.
370
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,460
Huh?
371
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,530
Where is your house?
372
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,760
Dunno.
373
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,220
Someone must've brought him along to the class reunion.
374
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:57,110
Who are your mommy and daddy?
375
00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,310
Aw jeez. You don't even know your parent's names?
376
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,160
Well you gotta at least know your own name.
377
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,660
Go on. Tell us.
378
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:05,390
Okay!
379
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,190
Kokeru Moroboshi!
380
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,530
M-Moroboshi?!
381
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,070
Kokeru?!
382
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,120
Is this your son darling?!
383
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,700
I refuse to believe it! But he does look exactly how I did as a kid!
384
00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,780
Oh no! Where are they?!
385
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,210
He has no horns!
386
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,620
That means...
387
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,960
I'm not his mom...
388
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:36,820
Waaah! He's not my son!
389
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,240
Whoa. If he's not Lum's kid...
390
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,780
then who did I have him with?
391
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,520
We need to get you back to your mom!
392
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:54,940
Does this mean... I don't get married to my darling...?
393
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,620
Hey! Where are you little guy?
394
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,410
Kokeru!
395
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,870
Uh oh. This has turned into a huge deal.
396
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:05,030
I gotta be careful or they'll think I'm a kidnapper or something.
397
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,280
What was that?
398
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,630
Sounded like someone yelling.
399
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,240
Not good!
400
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,590
Go on git!
401
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,330
Hey! That's him!
402
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,430
We found Kokeru!
403
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,220
Mommy!
404
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:26,180
Who is it? Which one is my wife?!
405
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,650
Goodness me.
406
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,070
We've been looking all over for you.
407
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,320
Huh...?
408
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,780
What a relief.
409
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:43,410
No way.
410
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,330
Darling...
411
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,820
Lum.
412
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:53,820
Let's go home.
413
00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:01,370
You silly-billy! I'm not your mom.
414
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,230
Mommy's over here.
415
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,970
You must be glad huh Shinobu?
416
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,280
Good grief.
417
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,690
You can't even keep the faces of your parents straight can you?
418
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,440
Mommy!
419
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,690
I swear you take after your dad in all the worst ways.
420
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,660
Ataru! Where have you been all day mister?!
421
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,160
You're way too old to be peeing your pants!
422
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,710
That wasn't me dammit!
423
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,620
Don't lie! I know what you're capable of!
424
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,450
Besides ever since you were a kid you've—
425
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,710
DON'T BRING UP MY CHILDHOOD!
426
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,370
I'M SICK OF IT!
427
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,780
All you do is cause trouble and give me sass honestly...
428
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,490
Is that my future? Is it too late to change?
429
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:49,120
There has to be some kind of mistake.
430
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,440
I don't believe that's going to be our future.
431
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,700
Uh no!
432
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:11,400
I'm late! I'm late!
433
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,740
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!
434
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,120
I could use some food...
435
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,890
Now that's my kind of guy!
436
00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:22,620
150 Yen
437
00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:22,620
A Piece
438
00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:54,280
SWOOP!
439
00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:03,990
FWIP!
440
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,500
Eerie Earmuffs
441
00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,530
WHAMO!
442
00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:34,250
WIGGLE
443
00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:34,250
WIGGLE
444
00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:07,070
SQUEEEE!
445
00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:14,140
GRAB!
446
00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,660
ZOOOOM!
447
00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,870
SHUDDER
448
00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,710
SMACK!
449
00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,280
WHACK!
450
00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:15,120
ZAP
451
00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:21,830
SHUDDER
452
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,460
BADUMP
453
00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:08,550
STAAAARE
454
00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,640
SLAP!
455
00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:23,650
ZAP
456
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,840
TREMBLE
457
00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:23,580
SCRATCH
458
00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:23,580
YAAAAANK
459
00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:29,080
FWIP!
460
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:52,690
SALES GOAL:
461
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:52,690
470 UNITS
462
00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:00,260
Family Tree
463
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,850
Class 2-4
464
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,850
Cleanliness Week
465
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,350
Beer
466
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,790
Class 2-4
467
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,790
Reunion Party
468
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,330
Class 2-4
469
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,330
Reunion Party
470
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:17,280
Sato Deserts Shop
471
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,890
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