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Shutaro darling!
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Why hello ladies!
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Shutaro is going to be my husband!
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As if he's marrying me!
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No ME!
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Shutaro darling!
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Take my hand in marriage!
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No let me be your wife!
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I don't mind getting hitched.
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No pick me!
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He's already got me!
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It's a monster!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Please calm down! Relax!
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Oh honey bunny!
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Congrats Mendo!
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Hell naw! Nuh-uh!
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NOOOOOO!
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J-Just a dream...
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Oh right.
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I'm supposed to meet my fiancée today.
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But nothing is set in stone yet.
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I can turn her down.
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That's my out.
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I just have to say no!
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There is nothing for me to fear!
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As next in line to be head of the Mendo family...
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I must face this with dignity.
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You look most regal young master.
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This seems like a bit much for a casual meeting.
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It's not an engagement ceremony or anything.
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Actually it is.
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You both come from prestigious families.
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So your father says that it's a no-brainer the two of you
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will be engaged after this.
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He did huh?
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I dun wanna!
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The young master has gone off the deep end!
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Young master! Pull yourself together!
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Argh! Get your hands off me!
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Young master! Just calm down!
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Miss Lum! Miss Shinobu!
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We heard about everything from Ataru!
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Being forced into a marriage that you don't want is ridiculous!
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I'm totally against it!
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Moroboshi told you...?
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Come on. Hurry and get in here!
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I'll handle the rest for you!
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Moroboshi...
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I owe you one.
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Thank you!
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Wahhhhhhhh! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Aw jeez!
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Young master! Come back!
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Now then...
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Shutaro's gone off the deep end you say?
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Yes the instant he heard about the ceremony...
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Father!
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I'm ready! Let's hurry to the ceremony!
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Man I thought my disguise was perfect...
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How could you ever think they wouldn't notice?
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Where is Shutaro?
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Wahhhhhhhh! It's dark!
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The target has been captured!
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It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Crud...
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Come back some other day!
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Phooey!
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I'm not giving up yet!
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What are you going to do now?
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Plan B! I'll just go crash their meeting!
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Let's review everything one more time before you meet your fiancé.
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There are creatures called "men" that exist in our world.
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And they are a different type of human from us women.
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Hey there cutie-pie!
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What's the matter milady?
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I... I'm frightened.
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I don't want to meet with any of these so-called "men"!
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Well that's a problem...
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You're scheduled to meet with your fiancé today.
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Okay let's get that armor off you!
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No way!
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I'm never taking it off!
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Boo-hoo boo-hoo boo-hoo!
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She was really shaken to the core huh?
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Anyone would be if THAT was the first guy they saw...
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Dammit! If we ever see that punk again I'm going to shoot him full of holes!
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Boo-hoo boo-hoo boo-hoo!
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Guess what milady?
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You also have a chance to meet your brother today!
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But not looking like that.
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My brother?
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What is a "brother"...?
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Well you see a brother is a man who...
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A man?!
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Don't worry!
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Actually a brother is a special type of man that is different from the rest.
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Different? In a freaky-deaky way?
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Ugh what a pain!
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Master Mendo has arrived!
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Welcome welcome!
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We've been waiting for you!
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I'm Ton's father!
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And I'm his mother.
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It's a pleasure! I'm Shu's dad.
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So where is the groom-to-be?
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Wow! I'd expect nothing less from the future head of the Mendos!
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He certainly leaves a strong impression.
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If I may where is your daughter?
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Still getting ready you know how hard it can be with girls!
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Pardon me.
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Oh sounds like she's here!
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There's still hope! Even my dad will reconsider
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once he catches sight of that metal lump of a girl!
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Allow me to introduce my daughter Asuka.
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I see that you handle her with square!
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Come now Asuka.
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Say hello to our guests.
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Yeek!
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My god I don't believe it...
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your daughter's a real scene-steeler!
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Shucks! This is a little awkward huh?
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It's actually my first time seeing her in person as well.
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Huh?! Whaddya mean "first time"?!
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Such a jokester.
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Your tea is ready.
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No I'm serious!
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Asuka!
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Cutie-pie!
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Wait for me!
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That's who Mendo's getting engaged to?!
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There must be a cute girl inside of that armor!
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It's the only way to explain why my darling would bother with this!
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Eeeek!
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C'mon cutie-pie!
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That little punk! He came back again!
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Milady!
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I found you!
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Cutie-pie!
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Daaaaaaaarling!
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So this is who was under all that armor?
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I just knew my darling was skirt-chasing again!
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Exactly the cutie-pie I thought you'd be...
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Come back milady!
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She flew the coop...
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Such a lonely day...
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Eeek! Another man!
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Aw jeez!
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Watch what you're doing!
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Pace pace. Pace pace.
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Pace pace.
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It's a girl!
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Oh! That's great!
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Guess what Ton? You've got a sister now!
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Alright! Let me see my sweet little daughter!
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Nope. You can't see her.
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Huh? Don't joke around. I want to see her.
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Like I said no can do.
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I kept this a secret ever since you married into my family...
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but the daughters of the Mizunokoji family
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are not allowed to meet with any men until the age of 15
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not even if it's their father or brother.
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You've got to be joking.
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It's no joke.
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So it's really not a joke?
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Not in the least!
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It's crazy to think that she's gone her entire life
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without ever meeting her father or brother...
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Talk about absurd.
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It's just plain cruel.
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There's no way around it.
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It's what our family custom dictates.
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And now they want to marry off their outrageous daughter to me!
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Don't be rude!
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"Strong tall and robust!"
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"Purely cultivated to be free of contamination!"
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That is the motto all ladies of the Mizunokoji family follow.
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I feel bad for her. Especially considering how cute sh—
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Did you say "cute"?
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We were all caught off guard when a super cute girl popped out of that armor.
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Really now Moroboshi?
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Say what?
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Of course! I should've known there was a girl inside!
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Eeek! Scary man!
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No! Stay back!
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What is your problem?!
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I was just sitting here wallowing in a bit of loneliness
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before you rudely interrupted me!
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Yeeek!
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Those are the same eyes as mine.
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Could this person be...?
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Hello?
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Please wake up.
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Ow.
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I knew it!
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Your eyes are like mine?
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That can only mean...
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You must be...
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a fellow girl!
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Flop!
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I mean why else would we have matching eyes?
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You must be the same type as me!
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I apologize for my rudeness.
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I was just overcome with fear that you were a man...
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Wait a damn minute! How does me being a girl make any sense?!
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Huh?
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Does that mean you're... a man?
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Yeah! Take a good look!
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I'm a MAN!
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Yeeek! Scary man!
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I knew something felt off.
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Since there's no way that a no-good stinker like you
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would try to call off the engagement just to help me.
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For shame Ataru.
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Darling!
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I don't understand.
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Why did that person have the same eyes as me?
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How could a man look like that?
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Among the many different kinds of men there is one known as a "brother."
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And despite being male
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a "brother" is actually the same type of person as you are milady.
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They are one of the safe varieties of men who will never attack you.
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Then could that have been... my brother?
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Asuka baby!
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Don't play hard to get!
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Cut it out!
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That girl is MY arranged wife-to-be!
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She sure is!
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So why the hell are YOU chasing her?!
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Good question! Why are you standing here NOT chasing her?
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Get going Mendo!
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Wahhhhhhhh! It's dark!
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Jeez darling!
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It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Not so fast!
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Thank heavens.
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He's not following me.
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Allow me to lend you a hand.
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Are you okay fair maiden?
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G-Gosh you're pretty.
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It's nice to meet you. I'm—
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You poor thing. Don't be afraid.
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Somebody help me!
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Have no fear! I shall keep you safe fro—
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Hey cutie-pie!
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So that girl from earlier must be my sister.
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She was really cute.
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I want to protect her.
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Hey cutie-pie!
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Dammit! You bastards!
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Stay away!
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Holy crap. Those elephant tranquilizers really do the trick.
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Looks like the ceremony is back on!
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Shutaro! Come along now!
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Where are you?
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Eeeeek! Scary man!
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Wh-What's this?
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Don't worry dear. All the frightening men...
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have been chained up tight as you can see.
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Not cool!
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I don't deserve the same treatment as Mendo!
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Hey I'm the one being wronged here!
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How can you treat the future head of the Mendo family like this?!
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It's an outrage!
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What's so funny?!
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I was crying.
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At this rate Asuka is going to fear men for the rest of her life
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and will be forced to constantly flee from them.
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Then what's making you so happy?
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I'm sad.
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Oh really?
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Asuka dear.
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Please understand this is a major turning point in your life.
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You cannot run away from it.
275
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But Mother...
276
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This is a trial that all women of the Mizunokoji family
277
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must some day face and overcome.
278
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I also worked hard to conquer my own phobia.
279
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And eventually got married with your handsome father here.
280
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Uh I wouldn't call that a happy ending.
281
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:36,030
Her perception of men is so messed up she thinks that scribbleface is "handsome".
282
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:39,080
We can't let that cutie Asuka suffer the same fate!
283
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I must step up and save her!
284
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,990
Okay I think the youngsters can handle it from here.
285
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:46,570
We better leave before we cramp their style huh?
286
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You're absolutely right!
287
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Now then Ton.
288
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We're leaving Asuka in your hands.
289
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You're her big brother so you have to give her your full support.
290
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Okay.
291
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Don't worry Asuka.
292
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I'm never gonna let that loser Shu take you from us!
293
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Big Brother!
294
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Well good luck and all that.
295
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What the hell jackass?!
296
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Nobody gets away with terrorizing my little sister!
297
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That's not going to solve anything!
298
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,740
Guys aren't scary at all trust me!
299
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But I...
300
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Look! You can get away with doing anything to them!
301
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Cut it out!
302
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You're supposed to smile darling!
303
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You're making me look like some kinda stooge!
304
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See? There's nothing scary about them!
305
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,160
P-Please no! He's creeping me out!
306
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Let me put your mind at ease.
307
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,580
This idiot here is a special type of UGLY man not often seen.
308
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You wanna bet on that?
309
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Moroboshi you bastard!
310
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This guy is way uglier than me!
311
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Enough! No more of your crap!
312
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You're just scaring Asuka!
313
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Big Brother...
314
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Quit pretending!
315
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You're the biggest freak out of all of us!
316
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Don't be ridiculous!
317
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So cool.
318
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Come on! Check out his mug!
319
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What did you say?!
320
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They have him wrapped up in chains?
321
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Yes ma'am.
322
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How awful... my poor brother.
323
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Ready the horse!
324
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:17,950
Yes ma'am!
325
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Ka-plop!
326
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,370
In any case we're not going to accomplish anything stuck like this!
327
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Indeed.
328
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,200
From what I can tell these chains are only attached to the wall.
329
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All right.
330
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,030
They're about to learn what the future head of the Mendo family...
331
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,440
is really made of!
332
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Yeeek! Stay away!
333
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,280
We're not really in a position...
334
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,330
...to change course!
335
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,870
D-Darling...?
336
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:58,330
Wahhhhhhhh! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
337
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,060
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
338
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,060
Oh no Mendo!
339
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I hope you're not hurt Miss Asuka!
340
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,910
Are you okay Asuka?!
341
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I'm always going to be there to protect you!
342
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Oh Big Brother...
343
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Whoa time out.
344
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:27,080
Her extreme androphobia was bad enough but now...
345
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...she's developed a big brother fetish.
346
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Miss Asuka! You need to face your demons!
347
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,780
And that goes double for you! Sicko!
348
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,030
What are you talking about?!
349
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,950
It takes a real perv to put the moves on their own sister!
350
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,180
When did I put any moves on her?!
351
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,910
You might not have intended to...
352
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,940
but just look at Miss Asuka's face.
353
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,850
You see!
354
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,730
Those are the eyes of a girl in love!
355
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,280
YOU BETTER FIX THIS DAMMIT!
356
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,330
Huh?!
357
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,660
We can't blame him.
358
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,120
Even though they're blood siblings
359
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it doesn't change the fact they've been apart for their whole lives.
360
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,990
They're basically unrelated.
361
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,450
How do you feel?
362
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,330
A little dizzy.
363
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,840
And actually oddly thirsty...
364
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,490
That's gotta be love!
365
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:16,080
Yep. Physical reactions like that don't lie.
366
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,150
Argh! This can't be happening!
367
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,060
She's blushing!
368
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,560
She's definitely in love!
369
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:29,350
You fools! She's just embarrassed because her stomach growled!
370
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,820
This is what happens when you run around all day without eating anything.
371
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,490
I was worried things might turn sinful for a second there.
372
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,320
Only because of you jokers!
373
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,030
That's enough of that!
374
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,280
No more hiding behind your brother missy!
375
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,790
I know it's tempting to rely on your brother but you can never get married to him.
376
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,740
Huh?
377
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,750
What do you mean I can't get married to him?
378
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,030
By the way what does "marriage" mean?
379
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,010
Sneaky-sneak.
380
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,240
Oh dear Brother!
381
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,740
I'm here to save you!
382
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,890
Dear Brother! Where are you?
383
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,410
Say something!
384
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,780
Gimme a break.
385
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,730
Oh my!
386
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:16,690
"Marriage" is when two people who love each other enter into a long relationship.
387
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:19,660
Um would you mind telling me more?
388
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,200
Well to be specific...
389
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,990
I'm so glad you're okay dear Brother.
390
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:28,320
A-Actually I was doing just fine until you showed up.
391
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,370
Do you get it now?
392
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:32,370
Yes!
393
00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,990
The reason why my big brother hasn't attacked me
394
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,080
is because we can't get married right?
395
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,280
Have you had a breakthrough Miss Asuka?
396
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,130
Great! Now the two of us can have our ceremo—
397
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,030
Yeeek! Scary man!
398
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:47,030
I thought you were against getting engaged!
399
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,350
Get a grip Brother!
400
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,870
Huh?
401
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,390
"Brother"?
402
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:56,150
You should have just told me that you were a big brother!
403
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:59,370
I was convinced that you were a man.
404
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,860
Brother?
405
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,070
Life as a brother... is rough.
406
00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:06,780
Hang in there Big Brother!
407
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,650
Dear Brother!
408
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,990
I guess that ship has sailed.
409
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,440
Yep.
410
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,530
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
411
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Darling... how do you feel about cows?
412
00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,670
Maiden
413
00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:36,830
Eek!
414
00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:37,330
Eek!
415
00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:37,830
Eek!
416
00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:38,330
Eek!
417
00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:38,990
Eek!
418
00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:40,930
RUMBLE
419
00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,880
Bwahahaha...
420
00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:00,240
The Continuation Of: That Mizunokoji Girl
421
00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:10,180
Wahhhhhhhh! It's dark!
422
00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:10,180
It's cramped! I'm scared!
423
00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,200
WRAP
424
00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,640
Mizunokoji Estate
425
00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:48,390
MEN
426
00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:51,390
Maiden
427
00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:14,620
BOO-HOO
428
00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,630
BOO-HOO
429
00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,950
BOO-HOO
430
00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,180
HAHAHAHAHA
431
00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:16,620
SHUDDER
432
00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,380
KERSMASH!
433
00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:22,500
BONK!
434
00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,660
KABLOOOOOEY!
435
00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,500
KLUNK
436
00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:10,090
YEEEEEEK!
437
00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:14,050
ZAP
438
00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,100
WHAM!
439
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,030
HAHAHAHAHA
440
00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:41,660
RIPPP!
441
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,370
Meanwhile
442
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,190
SMACK!
443
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,650
MEN
444
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,760
FLING!
445
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:42,650
SMOOOSH!
446
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:21,940
SHOVE!
447
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,040
SHOVE!
448
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,780
HAHAHAHAHA
449
00:17:56,340 --> 00:18:00,060
CLANG
450
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,980
SWOOON
451
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,660
GROOOOOOOOWL
452
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,930
KABOOM!
453
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:03,930
KABLAM!
454
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:50,010
Kotatsu Love
455
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:50,010
Lum Becomes a Cow
456
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:50,010
The Home Visit Blues:
457
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:50,010
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