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I need me a studmuffin!
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Wh-Why are you bringing that up now Princess Kurama?
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She hasn't said anything about finding a guy in ages.
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I honestly thought she had given up.
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Oh please.
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I just don't want to mention it every day
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even if it's necessary to prolong our species.
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I mean I'd be making a clown of myself going around yelling about
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"hot guy this" and "hot guy that" all the time.
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Yeah that's for sure!
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Which is why I decided to hold my tongue for awhile...
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but then you birdbrains just spend every day eating and sleeping over and over!
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WHEN ARE. YOU GONNA. FIND ME.
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A HUSBAND DAMMIT?!
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Princess!
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You don't seriously believe that we've been doing nothing but wasting time do you?
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Is that not the case?
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Far from it!
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The reality is we've been hard at work
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searching for the universe's number one studmuffin
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by using a cutting-edge computer from Planet Kurama!
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See?
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We'll be master matchmakers very soon!
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Huh?
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Matchmakers?
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What are we gonna do now?
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You fed her that load of crap about using a computer to find her a husband
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but we haven't been doing jack!
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Well I had to say something to convince her otherwise right?
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All we can do now is make that lie into a reality!
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Heave-ho!
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We just need to input data on her tastes
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and cross-reference that against every guy in the universe.
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I dunno. It can't actually be that easy can it?
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Especially considering all the trouble we've had so far...
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Evaluation complete.
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Holy smokes!
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S-Somebody go grab the princess!
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What do you think princess?
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You're looking at the number one studmuffin in the universe!
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Don't say that we never did anything for yo—
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Fantastic! You're the best matchmakers ever!
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Calm down princess!
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Okay! Go and fetch this hottie for me right away!
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Okay Rei! Say "ahh"!
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Is it yummy?
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I've almost got him wrapped around my finger!
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Just a little more and he'll be mine forever!
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Wh-What's happening?
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Yikes!
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My foooooood!
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Suction complete.
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Princess Kurama. Your presence is requested in Ramrod Hall.
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Owies...
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Where are we?
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Finally!
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The number one studmuffin indeed! I love him already!
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Hey! Whaddya think you're doing ya tramp?!
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Hm? And who the devil are you?
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You better let go of Rei or else!
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Whoa there!
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Please calm down young lady!
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We just need to borrow your boyfriend for one night okay?
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Then it's happily ever after for everyone!
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Sound good?
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Let's make beautiful children together.
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"Children"?
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H-Hold the damn phone.
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Did you just say "make children"?!
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N-N-N-N...
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NO WAY!
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I WON'T ALLOW IT!
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Obnoxious clown!
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GET OUT!
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What's that...?
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Ran?!
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Aw Ran!
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What's the matter?
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Did something happen?
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Oh Lummy-poo. It's awful...
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Argh! I just can't believe this!
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Please Lummy-poo! You have to help me!
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O-Okay but you have to calm down first!
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I promise to help you if I can so just tell me what happened.
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Lummy-poo!
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Oh really?
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So you were out on a date with Rei when a crow lady butted in...
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And she said she wanted Rei's babies!
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Oh god it's Kurama.
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Well I better get going...
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Wait dammit!
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What the hell happened to your promise to help?!
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Sorry but thorny relationship drama like this is a little much for me...
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Ran Rei AND Kurama?
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That's like the holy trinity of obnoxiousness!
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My poor Rei.
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If he's doomed to become the plaything of some hussy who appeared out of nowhere...
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then I'll die with him in a murder-suicide!
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It's your fault Lum. You hear me?
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I'm gonna haunt your dreams.
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I'll appear every night to drudge up
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the most awful childhood memories that you want to escape from!
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Okay fine!
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I'll help you get Rei back jeez!
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Really?!
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Thank you Lummy-poo!
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Princess.
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What is it?
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Food.
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Oh of course!
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Nothing gets done on an empty stomach!
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Here! Dig in!
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Hey! Hurry it up with the food you bums!
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Right away princess!
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Man how much food does this guy eat?
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We've got trouble! There's no more rice left in storage!
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What?!
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It's chilly tonight.
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Make way! Coming through!
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Gotta hurry gotta hurry!
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Yo.
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Yikes! Moroboshi!
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Don't follow me you clod!
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Nuh-uh.
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I'm tagging along so I can see my sweet Kurama!
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Trust me it's not going to be a fun reunion for you.
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Because Princess Kurama is in the middle of getting down and dirty
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with the hottest studmuffin in the universe.
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What?!
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Something just doesn't feel right.
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I agree.
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But the computer said he was the guy.
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And the princess seems head over heels for him.
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Food.
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Sure!
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Food! Chop-chop!
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C-Coming right up!
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We're just waiting for more supplies!
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Oh that must be them!
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Let me open the door...
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We're here to save you Rei!
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Not you again. Still haven't learned your lesson?
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I'll admit I left without putting up much of a fight earlier
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but not this time!
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Cuz I brought some backup with me!
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What are you doing here Oni? Are you two friends?
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Lum!
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Did you guys see that?
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Nope!
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Nothing at all!
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But he just turned into some kind of pig-ox...
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Nope! We didn't see anything like that!
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Playing dumb isn't going to solve this problem you know!
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We just need to go one night without the princess noticing!
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That's right!
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Unless we want to get stuck searching for her husband forever
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we need to stick to our guns and say NOTHING!
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Lum!
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Lum.
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Aw jeez! Get off me!
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I see how it is Lum...
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You friggin' backstabber!
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You only pretended to help me so you could get back together with Rei!
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Like hell I did!
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"Get back together"...?
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You heard right.
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The truth is that Rei used to be Lum's fiancé back in the day.
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But don't let it bother you.
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Because you've already got me baby.
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WHO INVITED YOU JACKASS?!
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Darling?! What are you doing here?
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Come on! Now's our chance Rei!
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A studmuffin like him is hard to come by.
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There's no way I'm letting him slip through my fingers now!
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Whatcha gonna do about it?!
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See for yourself!
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Princess.
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Gosh darn it Rei!
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Ran my sweet.
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Just forget about him.
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You deserve so much better than that pathetic glutton.
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Stop hitting on every girl you see!
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What a goddamn circus.
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Lum.
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Bunch of noisy pests.
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Am I right studmuf—
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Look I'm gonna give you this riceball so quit doing the cow thing!
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Enough! You're getting on my nerves!
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Alrighty princess!
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You two should move to the bedroom while there are no interruptions!
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Indeed!
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What the hell is your friggin' problem?!
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You ruined everything dammit!
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You've gotta be kidding!
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Calm down ladies. We don't have time for fighting.
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My darling is right.
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Obviously.
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Cuz what we need now...
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is good ol' fashion lovemaking.
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No we need to ESCAPE!
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Let's go honey.
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Nobody will bother us in here.
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What the hell are you doing in here?!
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Kurama baby!
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Oh right!
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The trap door in Ramrod Hall connects straight to Princess Kurama's bed chamber.
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So if we mapped it out...
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We don't need a map to understand it!
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Kurama baby.
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Coming across each other in your bedroom is a sign.
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Destiny is telling us that we were meant to be together.
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Give it a rest!
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Lum!
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Why do you guys keep freaking out like that?!
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W-W-Well you see it's kind of hard to explain...
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So hey.
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Has Kurama not noticed what Rei's true form is?
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Not yet.
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Hmm...
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Rei!
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Lum!
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Quick Kurama! Turn around!
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OH CRAP!
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What?
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Gotcha!
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Keep your hands OFF!
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Hey! That wasn't cool!
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What you're doing is way worse!
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I can't believe you're forcing them together when she doesn't know about his ox—
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Shush shush!
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Ox? Who's an ox?
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Look behind you!
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No don't!
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Huh?
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I don't see any ox!
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Is he doing that on purpose...?
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Hold up.
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I just noticed that my sweet Ran has disappeared.
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Huh?!
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Oh I saw her leave a minute ago.
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She left?!
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Talk about immature!
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How can she leave when this whole problem revolves around her?!
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Who're you callin' immature?!
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I just came up here to do some cookin'
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because I figured Rei was workin' up an appetite!
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Oh really?
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Curses! That sneaky wench!
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I don't see any reason to get so upset about it...
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Food.
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Alrighty!
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Upsy-daisy!
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This should be plenty!
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Oh Rei dear!
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Be patient okay? I'm coming to you right now!
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Huh? Uh oh...
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Holy crap did Rei just ignore food?
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He saved Ran instead!
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Ran.
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Oh Rei...
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What a touching moment!
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Whoa look over there!
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Too late you nitwit!
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I have no idea what goes on his head...
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Absolutely nothing I'd guess.
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Hold on princess!
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Shut up! I'm going to sleep!
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But princess! That's really the guy our computer chose for you!
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I don't care.
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Well damn...
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Guess there are just some idiots in the universe
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that are too much for even a computer to process.
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Lum!
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But I was the one who made those riceballs!
276
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Princess! How are we gonna prolong our species now?!
277
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Shut up! Quit talking to me!
278
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Huh? What did you say?
279
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Meeting my potential fiancée?
280
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Yes. As the male successor of the Mendo name
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it's about time that we arranged a marriage for you.
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But Father... I'm not sure I agree.
283
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I'm still only in high school after all.
284
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Don't be ridiculous.
285
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I was engaged to 5 or 6 fiancées back when I was your age.
286
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Sounds more like you were running a romance scam!
287
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In any case I'm not meeting with any—
288
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But she's a real cutie!
289
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Twitch.
290
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And getting engaged puts you one step closer to nudie lewdie!
291
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Hmph. Surely you jest.
292
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No really. You can get nudie and to do the lewdie.
293
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Stop kidding around.
294
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I couldn't care less!
295
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Riiight...
296
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Anyways!
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I can't disobey my own father so I suppose I have no choice.
298
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I shall choke back my feelings and meet the girl!
299
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And who might you be?
300
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MOROBOSHI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND YOUR PEA BRAIN DOING HERE?!
301
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To meet my fiancée duh.
302
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I'M THE ONE GETTING ENGAGED DAMMIT!
303
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Wonderful Shutaro! I'm glad you've come around.
304
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Huh? No wait I...
305
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Gross! You disgust me Brother!
306
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What the hell do you think you're doing?!
307
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Uh well I was just delivering a message from Lady Ryoko...
308
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Oh really?
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Yessir.
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Lady Ryoko was very shocked when she caught word of
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the young master's arranged marriage.
312
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And now she's weeping over it in her room.
313
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So what was Ryoko's message?
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As I said earlier...
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Gross! You disgust me Brother!
316
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:55,540
Well she is at an emotionally sensitive age...
317
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So what was her message?
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GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY!
319
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There's nothing "gross" about this anyway!
320
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It's only natural for men of the Mendo family
321
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to meet for a round or two of nudie lewdie!
322
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,540
You mean meeting a potential fiancée or two.
323
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,000
Of course. Meeting a potential fiancée or two.
324
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,890
Right. So the girl I have in mind...
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is the daughter of the Mizunokoji family.
326
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What?!
327
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,110
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi—
328
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That Mizunokoji girl?!
329
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,410
Did I hear that right?
330
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,740
He's getting engaged to Master Tobimaro's little sister?
331
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I'm afraid so.
332
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I can't believe this...
333
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NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!
334
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Uh-huh. Sure.
335
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,410
Come on everybody knows the Mizunokojis have a bitter rivalry with us Mendos
336
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that goes back for generations!
337
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Why would we ever agree to this?!
338
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It's not complicated.
339
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Think of it as offering an olive branch to smooth things over.
340
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In that case why don't YOU just get married with her instead?
341
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Hold your horses Mendo.
342
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Your dad here already has a wife and kids.
343
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So whaddya think about me getting hitched with her instead?
344
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Keep your stupid ass out of this dammit!
345
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If my dear brother refuses to go through with it
346
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then I shall simply get married with Master Tobimaro instead.
347
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,030
Oh. That's a great idea.
348
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,870
HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO!
349
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HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO!
350
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Father!
351
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Please proceed with the meeting!
352
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,870
What? But Brother!
353
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:22,000
Ryoko. There's no way in hell that I'm letting Ton have you.
354
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,090
So you'll meet with his little sister?
355
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,400
Yeah! Bring it on!
356
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:30,050
No! This can't be!
357
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,510
You disgust me Brother!
358
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:40,780
She is at an emotionally sensitive age...
359
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,610
This doesn't add up.
360
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:51,620
Ton has never mentioned having a little sister even once.
361
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,820
Young master!
362
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:56,660
Per your instructions I dispatched a group of our highly-skilled spies
363
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,080
to infiltrate the Mizunokoji residence.
364
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,370
And?
365
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,500
Please file a claim on our accident insurance!
366
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,590
What?
367
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,630
A younger sister of mine?
368
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:10,620
Yeah!
369
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,830
Why did you hide her from me all this time?!
370
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,850
Hmph. I have no such sister.
371
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,790
You're a sneaky bastard for getting all cozy with Ryoko
372
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yet never letting me even so much as SEE your sister!
373
00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,240
I've never gotten "cozy" with her!
374
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,160
Enough of this.
375
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,200
I grow tired of your foolish accusations.
376
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,740
Liar.
377
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,280
Don't try and hide it from us.
378
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,450
Spill the beans.
379
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,290
We want her name age address and phone number.
380
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,080
Whatever! I have no idea!
381
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,040
Dammit! How long are you going to play dumb with us?!
382
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,150
I seriously don't know!
383
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,250
Get down!
384
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,410
You jackass! What's the big ide—
385
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,380
Somebody's coming.
386
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,580
Jeez louise!
387
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,250
This is the 10th one of these guys!
388
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,270
Seriously. What is going on today?
389
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,730
Oh crap!
390
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,290
Isn't that one of the spies I sent here?
391
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,190
Well I'm going to go dump this guy outside.
392
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,790
Okay. Sounds good.
393
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,120
It's unbelievable.
394
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,410
All these scumbags trying to sneak into her ladyship's room!
395
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,910
Shush! What if the young lord overheard you?
396
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:17,500
What?! You mean he still doesn't know about her?!
397
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,040
It's a secret until she meets with her fiancé apparently.
398
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,370
Wait a minute.
399
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,540
Does that mean...
400
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,830
I really do have a sister?
401
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,540
But why?!
402
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,800
Why the hell would she be kept secret from me?!
403
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,220
Tell me wh—
404
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,050
More scumbags!
405
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,400
That's odd. I swore I heard someone over here.
406
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,270
Is there a problem?
407
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,330
Things seem awfully hectic today.
408
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,290
Wh-What the hell is that...?
409
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,040
Apologies for all the noise milady.
410
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,410
We've been dealing with intruders today.
411
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,000
Unfortunately they seem to have escaped.
412
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,960
Intruders you say?
413
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,780
Creepers...
414
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,390
Eep! I'm scared!
415
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:23,450
Have no fear. We will keep you safe.
416
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,250
However it's risky to be outside.
417
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,600
Let's go milady.
418
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,810
"Milady"?!
419
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,320
Okay.
420
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200
Oh honey!
421
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,250
Aw shucks!
422
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,080
What's the big idea?!
423
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,170
Tell me...
424
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:51,380
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO GET MARRIED TO A SUIT OF ARMOR?!
425
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,540
Beats me!
426
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,340
But who cares about you!
427
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,000
You'll never understand the pain of suddenly learning that
428
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,620
you have a little sister who's made of metal!
429
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:01,560
Oh shut up! Better to have her as a sibling than a WIFE!
430
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,520
I wanna see the girl inside!
431
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:07,770
Target sighted.
432
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,360
Hm? What're they up to?
433
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,270
What the...?
434
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,820
Simply outstanding!
435
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,870
Her ladyship just ran 100 meters in 12 seconds flat
436
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,660
while wearing armor that weighs 200 kilograms!
437
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,320
Huh? Who is that?!
438
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,530
Impossible! They just did 100 meters in 7 seconds!
439
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,680
Hey there cutie-pie!
440
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,750
Screw you!
441
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,950
It's obvious that I have it way worse than you ever will fool!
442
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,950
You could never understand my pain jerk!
443
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,200
Milady! Hang in there!
444
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,200
I know you must be spooked.
445
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,410
But you see that was just a creature we call a "man".
446
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,040
That was...
447
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,710
a "man"...?
448
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,250
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
449
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,510
Strong tall and robust!
450
00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,330
SLAM
451
00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:36,120
SLAM
452
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:36,830
SLAM
453
00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:37,410
SLAM
454
00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:38,350
SLAM
455
00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,160
DING!
456
00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:53,010
Love Thief
457
00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,640
CHILDREN
458
00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,140
STAAAAAAAAARE
459
00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:08,370
KERFLAM!
460
00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,950
Bathhouse
461
00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,180
MUNCH
462
00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,680
MUNCH
463
00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,770
COFFEE
464
00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,770
PRESS HERE
465
00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,250
MUNCH
466
00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:33,620
SWOON...
467
00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,600
Lum!
468
00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:38,210
HUG
469
00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:58,590
THWACK!
470
00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:29,880
ZAP
471
00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,880
SMACK!
472
00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:41,480
Lum.
473
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,370
THWACK!
474
00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,430
The Sleeping Room
475
00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,430
Nighty-Night
476
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,910
Ramrod Hall
477
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,910
Bed Chamber
478
00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,370
THWACK!
479
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,910
THWACK!
480
00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:49,870
Lum!
481
00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:11,400
THWACK!
482
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:33,380
Bumoo!
483
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,060
CLUTCH!
484
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,580
SMACK!
485
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,290
WHAMO!
486
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,120
WHAMO!
487
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,900
That Mizunokoji Girl
488
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,730
THWACK!
489
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,510
WHAMO!
490
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,850
Mizunokoji Estate
491
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,580
BUMP
492
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:59,330
Maiden
493
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,960
DOOM
494
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:17,580
DOOM
495
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:17,580
Maiden
496
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:43,250
SQUEEZE
497
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,600
BOING!
498
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:47,310
KERPOW!
499
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,980
BONK!
500
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,000
To be continued
501
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,510
The Continuation Of:
502
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,510
That Mizunokoji Girl
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