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Oh dear.
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My! How precious!
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A lost pup?
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Where did you come from little guy?
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Pardon madam! Hail and well met!
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That's my dog you have there!
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Thank you!
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What a charming face...
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An unremarkable encounter.
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But for these two it marked the beginning of their romance.
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Oh Grandfather!
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I understand!
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This is the way for me to win a woman's heart yes?
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Very well!
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Oh dear!
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I shall now depart to seek my bride!
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What has overcome you Mister Samurai?!
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Goodness gracious!
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Grandfather!
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This is most inappropriate!
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What's taking my darling so long?
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Today's our first date in a long time...
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Hey sweet thing! Care to grab a drink with me?
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Hard pass.
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Well crap!
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It's 4:15 huh?
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My meetup time with Lum was... at 4.
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Enough for one more try.
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Hey cutie pie! Care to grab a drink with me?
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Sure!
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Huh?
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Gosh...
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Should I get the banana parfait?
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But I can't say no to flan à la mode!
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Or maybe I should just go with the mixed pizza?
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Then again the scallop curry looks good too...
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It's 4:55 now.
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There's also the matcha sherbet...
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Oh but they have a yuzu citrus sherbet too!
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Kosuke!
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Dumb darling!
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I just know he's off picking up girls somewhere!
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And if he dares to stroll up like nothing happened
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then I'm giving him the silent treatment!
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Is that an elephant?!
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Pardon madam! Hail and well met!
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What a charming face.
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And that marks the beginning of our romance.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?! FREAK!
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Our outfits match.
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That makes us the perfect pair!
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Hey!
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Darling?!
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Hmph. I see how it is.
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Darling...
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Hold on!
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Darling!
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I don't even want to hear your excuses!
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Just wait!
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Well that's weird.
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I didn't have any problems shocking him.
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Damn you!
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The perfect pair!
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Hey!
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Darling! Do something about this guy!
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Look at me darn it!
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Oh?
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So you don't care what happens to me?
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Stubborn jerk!
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I can't take any more of your crap!
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Come on. Let's go for a drink.
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Really?!
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Huzzah!
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Nyeeeh!
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What the hell is her problem?
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I finally find a cutie who agreed to a date
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but then I cut it short to come here for this?!
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Friggin' Lum you...
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DIRTY CHEATER!
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This is all YOUR fault darling!
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I have returned.
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Grandfather! I bring a wife with me!
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What? Is that true?
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Yes it is!
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Most splendid!
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Meet my grandfather!
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Oh yeah? Kind of weird for a grandfather.
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By golly! Aren't you a hoot?
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I shall prepare us some fresh vegetable juice. Please wait.
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Here. Have a drink.
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Okay. It's all ready.
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Wow yummy!
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Such an electrifying taste!
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Indeed! All the vegetables that grow in these parts have that flavor.
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Oh really?
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So you live here all by yourself?
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Not exactly.
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As you can see I live with my honorable grandfather.
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Here's a little snack to "enrichen" your day.
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Pretty hefty for a snack.
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I have many friends as well!
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Meet my neighbors: Sir Suke and Sir Kaku.
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Along with Sir Momotaro and Sir Heiji.
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They've all arrived here in haste to get a glimpse of my wife!
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Who are you calling your "wife" mister?!
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How joyous!
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Yes indeed!
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Well my fine fellows!
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This calls for a round of applause!
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All together now...
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Congratulations!
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So it's almost bedti—
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Well I'll be going now.
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Leaving is out of the question!
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For you are my wife!
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Are you crazy?
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You shall not take even a step out of this house!
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No! You mustn't!
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Actually...
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I'm gonna stick around here.
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I need to make darling worry from time to time.
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Friggin' Lum...
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She's late!
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I get it.
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Part of the blame falls on me after I left her waiting for an hour.
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But come on. That's no reason to go off with some stranger.
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Especially a guy on an elephant wearing nothing but underwear.
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Not to mention the fact electricity doesn't work on him.
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Who the hell was he? Seriously.
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Stupid Lum. Skipping school to draw even more attention to herself!
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I bet she wants me to worry about her. But it's not gonna work!
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Hey dimwit!
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Ya seen Lum anywhere?
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Hold up. She didn't go back to her UFO?
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No way.
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Did she stay the night with that guy?!
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Oh hell no! That's ridiculous!
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Ah! There she is!
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Where'd ya been all night? Ya had me worried.
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I've been taken prisoner.
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Huh?
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And I don't think I can escape unless my darling comes to save me.
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Yeah right. That's such a load.
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I mean how else would she be here?!
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Dearest wife!
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Where are you?!
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Dearest wife!
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Dearest wife!
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So this is where you've been!
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It's the guy from yesterday!
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I came here to grab some of my belongings.
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Come it's time to go home.
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You must not leave without my permission again understand?
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Hey you louse!
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What's your problem? Have some respect!
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Oh don't give me that!
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You're the one who butt in here and got all handsy with Miss Lum!
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She is my wife good sir.
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Why would my touching her be a problem?
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MOROBOSHI! EXPLAIN THIS NOW!
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THE HELL IF I KNOW!
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Come. Home awaits.
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Wait!
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Got something to say?
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Ma—
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MASAKOOOOO!
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Uh guys? They're both leaving.
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Oh crud!
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C'mon we're stealing Lum back!
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M-My god! It's an electric jungle!
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We'll get fried without something to protect us!
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I'm confused. Didn't that guy walk in there while wearing practically nothing?
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It's only a little electricity!
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Can't you use that Mendo money to do something?!
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Your gardener has shockproof suits?
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Yes. He's been a personal employee of my family for generations.
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Honestly I prefer to avoid asking him for help when possible...
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Just surrender quietly!
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Let go dammit!
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Are you in Mr. Saizo? Pardon the intrusion.
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Do you remember me?
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I'm...
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Shi...
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SHINGOOOOO!
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No! Snap out of it Mr. Saizo!
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It's just me Shutaro!
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O-Oh now I recognize you...
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Sorry just a senior moment.
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Care to explain?
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Well over a decade ago Mr. Saizo here...
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was in charge of an experiment
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to cultivate electric vegetables on the grounds of the Mendo Estate.
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Electric vegetables?
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That explains the shockproof suits.
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But unfortunately in the middle of it all his only grandson went missing.
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SHINGOOOOO!
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I'M SHUTARO JEEZ! KEEP IT STRAIGHT!
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And he'd be right around my age if he was still alive.
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How awful.
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Even worse the electric vegetable experiment got cancelled soon after that.
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Yikes.
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Why?
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Because during a taste test
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it became evident that biting into them leads to an electric shock...
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Yeah that would suck.
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Hey! Hey!
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C'mon over here! Check this out!
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Oh look!
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Is that a picture of his grandson?
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That milky skin of his is so cute.
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Your TV is not broken.
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The following is a real event.
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Yeeeeeek!
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Come now! There is nothing to be shy about!
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We are husband and wife after all!
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But I'm in love with my darling!
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Keep playing coy and I shall have to resort to more aggressive tactics!
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Oh nooooooo!
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SHINGOOOOO!
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COME OFF IT ALREADY!
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And scene.
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I guess you could say that was a theatre-etical situation.
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You cannot sidetrack me with silly jokes like those!
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I shall woo you to my side yet!
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The only wooing you're doing...
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is woonding me!
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Jeez. We've been walking around for an hour now.
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Where is that weirdo holding Miss Lum?
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Every direction just looks the same.
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My darling came!
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I knew he wouldn't abandon me!
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Damn scoundrels!
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Try as they might nobody absconds with MY wife!
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Stay here and don't move!
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Have a good time!
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Hah!
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They've walked right into a thicket of electromagnetic ivy.
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Help me!
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Found him!
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Get back here you jackass!
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Argh! Now I'm pissed!
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Two can play at that game!
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Helpless buffoons!
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It takes more than just shoving some plugs in!
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Dammit! You coward!
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If you consider yourself a man then quit using all these stupid electric traps
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and come face us head on!
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I shall not stand for being called a coward!
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Prepare to see my strength firsthand!
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Come at me!
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Keep your wits about you Moroboshi.
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We have no idea what this guy could be packing.
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You don't gotta tell me.
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Go Mendo!
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You bastard!
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Hiyaaaaah!
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Hah! Imbecile.
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You think your pathetic daikon radishes stood a chance against my sword?
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That's hilarious.
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Oh dear he left his head vulnerable.
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Let this be a lesson to you and leave here while you still can!
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Fare thee well!
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M-Moroboshi.
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Forget about me and follow after hi—
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Why you little...!
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Moroboshiiiiiiiiii!
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Way to go Mendo!
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You sure made a quick recovery!
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Look at how hard my darling is fighting for me!
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This is what I wanted to see!
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Gotcha!
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Curses!
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I wish I didn't have to resort to this!
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Okay that one hurt.
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You have some strange techniques up your sleeve!
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But so do I!
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This will end badly if his shockproof suit gets ripped up!
278
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,540
Oh no darling!
279
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,910
Hang in there! Darling!
280
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,250
This battle is over!
281
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,000
Now we must hurry and tie the knot of marriage!
282
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,030
Let go of me!
283
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,630
Darling!
284
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,090
Darling!
285
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:50,350
Darliiiiiiiiiiiiing!
286
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,960
Oh! There he is!
287
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,030
Are you okay Ataru?!
288
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,400
Lu...
289
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,610
"Lu"?
290
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,290
Do you want lunch or something?
291
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,290
No I bet he wants lumberjack flannel.
292
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,830
The Luzhin Defense.
293
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:09,120
Oh gimme a break!
294
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,580
Enough! How many times must I tell you to calm down?!
295
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,540
You're crazy if you think I'd ever marry you!
296
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,460
I already have my darling Ataru!
297
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,540
That man is gone!
298
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:21,540
You saw for yourself how he perished in the duel we just had!
299
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,130
Don't act like he's dead!
300
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,590
Because my darling is on his way to rescue me RIGHT NOW!
301
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:27,830
NUH-UH!
302
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:28,880
YES-HUH!
303
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,770
Just give up and tie the knot with me already!
304
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:33,160
I'd rather die than marry you!
305
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,480
Die? Really?
306
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:40,980
Then... why have you been keeping me company this whole time?
307
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,380
Was it just some kind of prank?
308
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,330
No that's not it...
309
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,790
I'm sorry!
310
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,660
That was mean of me to say.
311
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,670
But listen marriage is one thing...
312
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I can't do.
313
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,410
Too bad but sorry doesn't cut the mustard here.
314
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:00,880
Don't bother.
315
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,630
Electricity cannot burn through those ropes made of electromagnetic ivy.
316
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,210
Now then. We have a ceremony to attend Grandfather!
317
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,260
Rodger dodger bossman!
318
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,970
That's odd.
319
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:15,040
What's a building like this doing in the middle of a jungle?
320
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,080
It's almost like modern age people were living here...
321
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,940
Who cares about that?
322
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,920
Now we have a place to get some rest!
323
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:26,650
I sure wish we knew what that guy was planning to do with Lum.
324
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,370
Hey guys! Take a look at this!
325
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,080
H-Holy crap!
326
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,710
Isn't that your geezer gardener?
327
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,670
That's definitely Mr. Saizo!
328
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,040
And his little grandson that went missing.
329
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,580
Okay so this isn't uncharted territory or another dimension.
330
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,380
It's just part of...
331
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,590
Here's what I think.
332
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,130
The electric vegetables grew out of control over the years
333
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,960
after the project was abandoned
334
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,430
and ended up becoming this dense jungle.
335
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:58,250
So basically we're just in your friggin' backyard!
336
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,650
Your family needs to run a tighter ship dammit!
337
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,280
Hold on! That boy we keep running into must be...
338
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:08,960
It's a stampede.
339
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,620
All the animals are headed in the same direction.
340
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,920
What's this?
341
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,330
It's an invitation to a wedding ceremony.
342
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,540
Let me go jerk!
343
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,840
Darling!
344
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,590
Enough! Learn to give up!
345
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,170
Darling!
346
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,260
Fool!
347
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,970
STAND ASIDE!
348
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,200
TAKE THIS!
349
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,420
Thief!
350
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,060
Come back here you wife snatcher!
351
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,490
Oh darling!
352
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,030
Aw crap!
353
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,110
Victory is mine!
354
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,120
Darling!
355
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,220
There's no escape for you now.
356
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,620
Quit scampering around consarn it!
357
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,610
No! Grandfather!
358
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,080
Father!
359
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,330
Grandfather! Are you all right?!
360
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,420
It's shorted out!
361
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,860
Keep yourself together!
362
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,370
It's... too late for me...
363
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,580
Don't say that!
364
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,160
Oshin... this is goodbye.
365
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,870
No... please... Grandfather!
366
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,330
GRANDFATHEEEEEEEEER!
367
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,000
What's wrong with him?
368
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,140
He thinks the guy in the TV is his grandfather.
369
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,540
My grandfather has passed away.
370
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,710
And my wife has fled.
371
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:09,080
Now I am... all alone!
372
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,780
Cheer up.
373
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,830
You're not alone.
374
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,700
We'll take you back to your real grandfather.
375
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,660
Yeah that's right!
376
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:23,750
Go ahead and bring that bastard Shin out here!
377
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,120
Mr. Saizo! I have good news!
378
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,170
Go on. Say hello to your grandfather.
379
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:33,510
Keep those damn eyes open and watch this!
380
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:37,220
Shi...
381
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,930
Gran...
382
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,740
GRANFATHER!
383
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,280
SHINGO!
384
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,830
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
385
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,160
Cut it out!
386
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,120
Sorry for making you worry darling.
387
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,580
Yeah whatever.
388
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:14,970
Now we can close the book on this one!
389
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,210
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
390
00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:48,380
An arranged marriage?!
391
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,890
I'll never let you!
392
00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,700
Police
393
00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,580
STROLL
394
00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:43,540
STROLL
395
00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:36,380
STOMP STOMP
396
00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,210
Electric Jungle
397
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,540
The Late Night Period Drama Block
398
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,540
The End
399
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,540
Police
400
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,540
Thanks for Watching
401
00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,030
Service Door
402
00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:48,570
BIFF!
403
00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:48,570
BAM!
404
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,910
STROKE...
405
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,500
BWAAAAAAAH!
406
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:49,890
Love Thief
407
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:49,890
That Mizunokoji Girl
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