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WOMAN: Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they
disappeared ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world was
overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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-and treasure seekers...
-MAN: Guns, guns, guns!
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WOMAN: ...fighting and
killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst the
clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order to
the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like some
wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought
so too, until...
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-this mess happened.
-(RUMBLING)
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-(ALARM BLARING)
-(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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GUARD 1: There he is!
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GUARD 2: Stop!
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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-(DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY)
-(GASPS)
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-(METAL STRAINING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIGHS)
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ROLAND: God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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(EXHALES) What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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(EXHALES)
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me to bring
you to safety.
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-My dad sent you?
-That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA)
Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel must
shelter in place.
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-Okay, let's go.
-Hey, hey, hey!
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-Let's slow down.
-GUARD 3: Target in sight!
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on. Come on.
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GUARD 3: Stop!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stay down!
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-Oh, God.
-No, no!
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-(GRUNTS)
-ROLAND: Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Code
three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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-Please.
-Come on.
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GUARD 4: Holy shit! One
of the Psychos got out.
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PRISONER: It's
time to go insane!
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(GUARDS GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PRISONER: You're in
my spot. (GRUNTS)
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Put him down. Put him down.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-ROLAND: Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say me
and you be friends?
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(SOFTLY) Shit.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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PRISONER: My girl.
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(GRUNTS)
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TINY TINA: Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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KRIEG: My girl broken.
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ROLAND: It's Krieg, right?
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-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
-Yeah.
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What do you say you help
me get her outta here?
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-(GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY)
-Yeah.
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(HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
BY THE HEAVY PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Of course,
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we can't all be the
daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down the
path of destiny.
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Some of us have to
work for a living.
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PRISONER: You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my
wallet right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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WOMAN: Shut up or I'll
break your other arm.
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PRISONER: Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONER GRUNTS)
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-WOMAN: 'Sup?
-Sorry.
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-Quinn.
-Lilith.
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We do have other
seats, you know.
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Then he won't have any
trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf.
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(TRILLING)
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Not sure how top you
think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad
sack was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was... (GRUNTS)
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I'm getting too
old for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and
stupid. Am I right?
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You really want
me to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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-Piss off.
-(CHUCKLES)
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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(EXHALES)
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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MAN 1: You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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QUINN: Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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(PATRONS CLAMORING)
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(MAN GROANS, THUDS)
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a
fan of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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-(GROANS)
-(LILITH SIGHS)
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QUINN: I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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(ELECTRONIC STATIC)
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MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM)
That was impressive.
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I warned them not to
underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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(CHUCKLES) This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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(STUTTERS) But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never shoot
a man of your caliber.
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(AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm.
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As I was saying...
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(SOFTLY) Start walking.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) My
name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has
been a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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ATLAS: Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some toy
soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the
kidnapper is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows how
to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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(SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot on that
shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start when my
current contract ends.
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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(LILITH SIGHS)
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ATLAS: Seems like you're
free to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
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(POD ENGINES ROARING)
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(POD POWERING DOWN)
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(LILITH GRUTS)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived at
your destination.
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Pandora.
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LILITH: Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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(CREATURE PANTING)
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-(GUNSHOT)
-(WHINES)
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can get
the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed
here months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know if he
and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids barely
scraping out a living.
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They told me Tina
and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran into
some other locals.
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(HOLLERING) Run!
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LILITH: Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was time to catch
a ride and head north.
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(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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MAN: Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not a
vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need any
explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to
clean up, believe me.
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-(MAN LAUGHS)
-(SIGHS)
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
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Not a vault hunter.
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Just need a ride.
262
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,316
If you say so. (LAUGHS)
263
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,051
(AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN)
264
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,525
Well, hello, brave
vault hunter.
265
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,593
So, you've come in search
266
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,930
of the secret lost
vault of the Eridians,
267
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,567
right here on Pandora!
268
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,470
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
269
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,405
First, you must find the keys,
270
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:21,542
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
271
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,277
Could you turn this shit off?
272
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,545
Not a vault hunter.
273
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,013
No can do.
274
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:29,183
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
275
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,319
(ON SCREEN) Will you be
the one to find the vault?
276
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:36,190
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
277
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,158
Pandora is a dangerous place,
278
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,394
so you need superior firepower.
279
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,696
Prepare yourself with
one of Marcus' munitions.
280
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,199
MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone,
281
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,534
where all vault hunters begin.
282
00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:48,602
LILITH: Uh, no.
283
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,171
Really, I am not...
284
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,740
-(GEAR LEVER CRANKS)
-(BRAKES SCREECH)
285
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,008
Thanks.
286
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,511
Good luck, vault hunter.
287
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,481
I hope you find what
you're searching for.
288
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,416
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,990
(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
290
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,195
(SIGHS)
291
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,734
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
292
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,263
(GRAVEL SHIFTING)
293
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,706
LILITH: Two weeks on the trail,
294
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,108
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
295
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,212
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
296
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:09,316
I needed a miracle, but
I got something else.
297
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,386
(CREATURE CHITTERING)
298
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,265
-(METAL CLANGS)
-MALE VOICE: My eye!
299
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,367
You shot me in my eye!
300
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,602
You blinded me for life!
301
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,772
How will I manage to survive?
302
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,439
I'm just kidding!
303
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,475
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
304
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:38,412
even completely unjustified
ones like yours.
305
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,113
Now, I bet you're wondering,
306
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,082
what's the deal with this thing?
307
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,216
Uh, no, I'm not.
308
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,551
I'm programmed for humor,
309
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,620
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
310
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,688
Beat it.
311
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:50,524
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
312
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,226
possibly the last of my
kind still in service.
313
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,494
But you can call me...
314
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,363
Whoopsie! Ha!
315
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,432
You accidentally shot
me in the face again.
316
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,500
As I was saying, you
can call me Claptrap.
317
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:01,668
(GUNSHOT)
318
00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:03,370
You know, I can
do this all night,
319
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,605
so piss off.
320
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,672
CLAPTRAP: Believe
me, I wish I could
321
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:07,140
based on what little
I've experienced
322
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,376
of your horrendous personality.
323
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,211
But I have no choice.
324
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,814
What do you mean?
325
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:14,214
Did Atlas send you?
326
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,649
Atlas? Yuck!
327
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,217
I don't work for
the competition.
328
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,486
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
329
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,588
for... calculating... 36 years!
330
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,858
But the moment you
landed on Pandora,
331
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,492
I was reactivated
332
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,228
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
333
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,563
No one knew I was coming here.
334
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,198
Not even me.
335
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,532
Who programmed you?
336
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,768
I don't know!
337
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,636
Which is a shame, because
you're an awful person
338
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,671
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
339
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:40,240
Since I don't, I have no
choice but to serve you
340
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,776
until you're dead.
341
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:43,745
Did that sound like
a threat? Sorry.
342
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:46,313
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
343
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,514
-I'm here to help.
-Oh.
344
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,416
And I have many skills.
345
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,151
Balancing.
346
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,653
Turning in circles.
347
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,221
I don't need a partner.
348
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,657
Uh, I can also
access the ECHOnet.
349
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,592
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
350
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,227
Can you use it to find someone?
351
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,863
Of course. Just
show me a picture.
352
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,263
I'll hack and search
353
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,165
its slowly dying visual
banks for matches
354
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,334
and find your target's
last known location.
355
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,535
Find her.
356
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,671
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
357
00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:13,407
Accessing network.
358
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,909
♪ Scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
359
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,744
♪ Scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
360
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:18,713
♪ Scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
361
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:20,514
♪ Scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
362
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,817
Could you do it
without the singing?
363
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,418
Yes!
364
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,887
♪ Scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
365
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,722
Done!
366
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:29,356
Your target was last recorded
367
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,826
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
368
00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,795
It's only 132 days on foot
369
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,931
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
370
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:39,266
I like those odds!
371
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,702
We're gonna need some wheels.
372
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:46,239
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
373
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,574
What are they doing here?
374
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,576
Oh, just a guess here.
375
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,446
Exactly the same
thing you're doing.
376
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,482
LILITH: And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
377
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,918
CLAPTRAP: It seems
like Atlas will hire
378
00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,853
just about anyone to
find his daughter.
379
00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,555
LILITH: Concentrating.
CLAPTRAP: Sorry.
380
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,359
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
381
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,729
I guess they didn't find her.
382
00:17:07,762 --> 00:17:09,831
PSYCHO: No more
Mommy! (LAUGHING)
383
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,966
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
384
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,336
-(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
-Huh?
385
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:17,739
(GRUNTS)
386
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,608
(SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING)
387
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,247
That was so out of character
to save those children.
388
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,783
Well, I needed a ride.
389
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,917
For a second there,
390
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,919
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
391
00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:34,621
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
392
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,623
Now, there's only
room for one up front,
393
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,859
but worry not.
394
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,727
I can sit on your lap.
395
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,363
Lilith!
396
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,767
You accidentally
locked me in the back!
397
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,703
Lilith!
398
00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:54,041
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
399
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,480
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
400
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,666
Please drain my battery.
401
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,968
Put me back to sleep.
402
00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:22,602
I won't tell.
403
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:23,971
You said you wanted to help.
404
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,572
I said I'm programmed to help.
405
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,842
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
406
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,676
you horrendous she-devil.
407
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,813
Are you sure these are
the right coordinates?
408
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:34,749
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
409
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,350
Get it? (LAUGHING)
410
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,886
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
411
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:43,057
Does it?
412
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,396
(METAL CREAKING)
413
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,602
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
414
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,824
You know, it's quite a
menagerie you've got here.
415
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:21,996
You could start your
own Pandoran zoo.
416
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,104
You must be Tina.
417
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,909
Name's Lilith.
418
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,543
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
419
00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:39,814
So, that soldier...
420
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,681
who brought you here,
421
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,084
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
422
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,485
He left me.
423
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,954
I haven't seen him in days.
424
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,924
Well, I'm here to take you home
425
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:52,360
to your father.
426
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,395
Yeah, he seems like a
real, uh, sweetheart.
427
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,031
TINY TINA: What? My daddy?
428
00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:58,966
I get to see my daddy?
429
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,368
Really?
430
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,534
I've been so afraid.
431
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,737
-Yeah.
-TINY TINA: I've been scared.
432
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,071
Speaking of your daddy...
433
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:05,572
TINY TINA: The noises outside
really freaked me out.
434
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,908
I've just gotta let him
know that I got you safe...
435
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,075
TINY TINA: I should
probably get my stuff.
436
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,143
LILITH: Shit.
437
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:11,846
TINY TINA: I really
love my daddy.
438
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,715
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
439
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,751
Sure, I'll have to
take your word for it.
440
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,689
Miss Lilith,
441
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,926
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
442
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:27,627
Your what now?
443
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:36,070
(TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS)
444
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,604
You little...
445
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,774
(GRUNTS)
446
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,680
TINY TINA: I love it when
bounty hunters drop by.
447
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,548
Time to make it rain...
448
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,683
with your body parts.
449
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,918
(TINY TINA LAUGHS)
450
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:52,219
(LILITH GRUNTING)
451
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,459
(GRUNTS)
452
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,162
TINY TINA: Hey.
453
00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:02,964
You still alive down there?
454
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,703
CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged.
455
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,603
You two have a lot in common.
456
00:21:12,974 --> 00:21:14,875
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
457
00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,945
Hope that wasn't
something important.
458
00:21:17,979 --> 00:21:19,612
Fix this.
459
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,614
CLAPTRAP: Because,
whoo, it's toast.
460
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,718
(TINY TINA VOCALIZES
OPERATICALLY)
461
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,186
TINY TINA: Where'd you go?
462
00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:27,188
LILITH: Tina.
463
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,826
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
464
00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:33,961
TINY TINA: Do I look
like I need saving?
465
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,662
'Cause I'm up here
466
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,530
and you're all
hiding under a car.
467
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,766
Like a bitch!
468
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,801
You get down here right now.
469
00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:43,704
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg!
470
00:21:43,738 --> 00:21:45,072
(RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES)
471
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,243
This fancy-ass woman
472
00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:51,779
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
473
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:55,983
KRIEG: I will lick
your spine clean.
474
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:58,085
Holed up with Psychos?
475
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,955
He only used to be a Psycho.
476
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,257
Now he's my big brother!
477
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,792
CLAPTRAP: How sweet.
478
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,260
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
479
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:08,229
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
480
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,601
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
-(LILITH GASPS)
481
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,872
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
482
00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:20,007
KRIEG: You've walked
the wrong dog.
483
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,676
CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face.
484
00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:24,845
Shoot him in the face again.
485
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,116
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
486
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,217
Run, run!
487
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:32,685
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
488
00:22:39,994 --> 00:22:41,862
(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
489
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,598
(YELLING)
490
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,706
(GRUNTS)
491
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,909
(GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger.
492
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:55,943
(SIGHS)
493
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,611
Listen.
494
00:22:59,313 --> 00:23:01,681
I was sent by your father.
495
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,217
TINY TINA: Well, that's strange.
496
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,186
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
497
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,320
(LILITH SCOFFS)
498
00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:08,655
I know this planet can
mess with your mind.
499
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,024
My mind is awesome.
500
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,759
My mind's so cool.
501
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,962
Listen, I don't wanna be
here. Nothing personal.
502
00:23:14,995 --> 00:23:16,130
So, if you could
just come with me,
503
00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:17,331
and you could talk to your dad
504
00:23:17,364 --> 00:23:18,866
and you guys can sort it out,
505
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,067
-family style. And I can...
-(ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY)
506
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,104
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,144
TINY TINA: Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
508
00:23:30,177 --> 00:23:33,981
KNOXX: So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
509
00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:36,984
Never would have thought it
was a scumbag vault hunter.
510
00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:39,619
Actually, I'm not a
scumbag vault hunter.
511
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,022
CLAPTRAP: Actually, she's
a scumbag bounty hunter.
512
00:23:42,056 --> 00:23:44,325
LILITH: You know, it's not my
fault you suck at your job,
513
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:45,993
whoever you are. Who are you?
514
00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:48,295
Commander Knoxx of
the Crimson Lance.
515
00:23:48,329 --> 00:23:50,064
And I'm taking the girl with me.
516
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,265
Oh, yeah?
517
00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:52,333
You and what army?
518
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,869
The one right behind me.
519
00:23:58,638 --> 00:23:59,740
SOLDIER: Move, move.
520
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,175
Charlie team, right side.
521
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,877
On your lead, with me!
522
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:05,678
Stay behind me.
523
00:24:05,713 --> 00:24:07,214
-I'll go.
-Wait.
524
00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:08,816
And if you're both nice,
525
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:11,252
I'll put in a good
word with Daddy.
526
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,220
Sounds good to me.
527
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:15,688
Sergeant Russo,
528
00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:17,358
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
529
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,826
RUSSO: Copy that, Commander.
530
00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:20,861
TINY TINA: A collar?
531
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:22,363
(CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry.
532
00:24:22,396 --> 00:24:24,732
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
533
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,168
Catch.
534
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,004
TOY: Will you be my friend?
535
00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,105
-(LAUGHS)
-Oh, shit!
536
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:33,240
TINY TINA: Yes!
537
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:38,379
(TINY TINA GASPS)
538
00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,082
-Come on!
-Hey!
539
00:24:43,918 --> 00:24:45,286
(BOTH GRUNTING)
540
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,690
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
541
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,165
(SCREAMING)
542
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,170
(METAL CREAKING)
543
00:25:04,872 --> 00:25:05,906
LILITH: Oh, shit!
544
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,007
Tina!
545
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:12,947
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
546
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,481
KNOXX: Stop. She's
coming with me.
547
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,818
(HORN HONKING)
548
00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,124
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
549
00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:25,793
Get in the car.
550
00:25:25,826 --> 00:25:26,994
It's okay. He's with me.
551
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,329
LILITH: I wish I wasn't.
552
00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:29,997
ROLAND: Get in the car!
553
00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:33,100
Go, go!
554
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,369
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,109
CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me!
556
00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,277
What did I tell you?
557
00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:45,112
Minimal explosions.
558
00:25:45,145 --> 00:25:47,014
No, I said no explosions!
559
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,215
Who the hell are you?
560
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:50,150
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
561
00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:52,786
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
562
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,222
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
563
00:25:55,256 --> 00:25:56,857
-ROLAND: No.
-And letting kids get shot at
564
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,158
was not part of my
job description.
565
00:25:58,192 --> 00:25:59,260
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
566
00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:01,228
CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith.
567
00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,931
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
568
00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,866
To die!
569
00:26:07,835 --> 00:26:09,136
Lilith!
570
00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:17,778
Move, move, move!
571
00:26:20,214 --> 00:26:21,348
CLAPTRAP: Hey! No
pressure or anything
572
00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:22,983
but I'd love to come inside,
573
00:26:23,017 --> 00:26:24,518
-if you get a chance.
-What are you doing?
574
00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:27,354
CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
575
00:26:27,388 --> 00:26:28,789
You don't have to stop, just...
576
00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:31,158
Hey!
577
00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:32,860
Go easy on the merchandise.
578
00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:34,428
ROLAND: Here they come!
579
00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:41,068
KNOXX: All units, you
are now weapons free!
580
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,536
Take them down!
581
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,245
Damn it! You know what?
582
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,347
You drive.
583
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:06,493
(BEEPING)
584
00:27:06,527 --> 00:27:07,928
You programmed to steer?
585
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:08,962
CLAPTRAP: Who, me?
586
00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:13,133
(GRUNTING)
587
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:14,168
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
588
00:27:15,936 --> 00:27:17,304
Who's driving the damn truck?
589
00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:19,206
CLAPTRAP: ♪ Driving,
driving, driving ♪
590
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:20,574
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
591
00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:21,909
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
592
00:27:21,942 --> 00:27:22,943
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
593
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,286
SOLDIER 1: Locking
on target, ma'am.
594
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,221
-(BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY)
-We got a problem!
595
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:36,357
ROLAND: Brace for impact!
596
00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:39,326
CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear!
597
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,161
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
598
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:47,468
I told you to drive. Damn it.
599
00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:58,912
Bandit one, four, up on
the right. Cut 'em off.
600
00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:03,484
They got us pinned.
601
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,521
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
602
00:28:07,554 --> 00:28:08,922
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
603
00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:12,526
(ALL GRUNTING)
604
00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:20,033
-Brace yourselves.
-LILITH: What are you doing?
605
00:28:21,635 --> 00:28:23,137
(TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING)
606
00:28:33,347 --> 00:28:35,516
LILITH: That was a terrible idea
607
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,184
but it worked.
608
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,485
ROLAND: Mm, maybe.
609
00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:41,188
Where are we?
610
00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:44,258
Pisswash gully.
611
00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:49,463
TINY TINA: What's
that smell? Ugh.
612
00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:51,165
-Put the window up.
-Why?
613
00:28:51,198 --> 00:28:52,366
Put the window up!
614
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,001
TINY TINA: What is that smell?
615
00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:55,636
CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
616
00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:57,404
-Listen to what I just said!
-I don't want to!
617
00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:59,072
-Roll the window up!
-Don't tell me what to...
618
00:28:59,106 --> 00:29:00,107
(SCREAMS)
619
00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:03,944
-(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMING)
620
00:29:03,977 --> 00:29:05,946
It's in my mouth!
621
00:29:05,979 --> 00:29:07,648
KRIEG: Sardine showers.
622
00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:09,183
It's pee. It's pee.
623
00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:11,618
Now I got pee all in
the middle of my truck.
624
00:29:11,652 --> 00:29:13,654
CLAPTRAP: Correction.
It's 67% urine...
625
00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:15,189
14% fecal...
626
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:17,057
-(THRESHER ROARS)
-(YELPS)
627
00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:23,697
(TIRES SCREECHING)
628
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,734
-Oh!
-LILITH: Look out!
629
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,669
(TIRES SCREECHING)
630
00:29:30,504 --> 00:29:31,538
CLAPTRAP: Oh, God!
631
00:29:33,407 --> 00:29:34,441
Don't nobody move.
632
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:35,509
I'm not about to die in this...
633
00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:36,711
Shut up.
634
00:29:36,744 --> 00:29:38,045
(BUBBLING)
635
00:29:41,048 --> 00:29:42,316
Okay.
636
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:44,618
LILITH: Is that...
637
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:46,086
TINY TINA: This
don't look so good.
638
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,120
LILITH: Yes, it is.
639
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,390
CLAPTRAP: That
thing looks angry!
640
00:29:50,424 --> 00:29:52,226
-Do you wanna press reverse?
-CLAPTRAP: Or hungry.
641
00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,294
(ENGINE REVVING)
642
00:29:54,328 --> 00:29:55,662
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill
us. It's gonna kill us.
643
00:29:55,696 --> 00:29:56,731
ROLAND: Wait a second.
644
00:29:56,764 --> 00:29:58,198
Do you want me to press reverse?
645
00:29:58,232 --> 00:29:59,466
ROLAND: No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
646
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,168
(THRESHER SHRIEKING)
647
00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:05,005
TINY TINA: Oh, my God!
648
00:30:08,609 --> 00:30:10,210
LILITH: Your friends are back.
649
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,650
KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid.
650
00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:18,085
Just give us the girl.
651
00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:20,254
(THRESHER ROARING)
652
00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:23,457
Everybody, buckle
up. I got a plan.
653
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:26,660
CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me!
654
00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:29,630
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
655
00:30:30,798 --> 00:30:33,300
Roland, what are you doing?
656
00:30:34,434 --> 00:30:36,503
-Go, go, go!
-ROLAND: Hold on!
657
00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,476
-Hold it!
-CLAPTRAP: No, no, no!
658
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:50,818
(ALL GRUNTING)
659
00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:54,288
(BELLOWS)
660
00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:58,559
(TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING)
661
00:30:58,592 --> 00:30:59,727
Shit.
662
00:30:59,761 --> 00:31:01,094
Feels like we blew a tire.
663
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:03,731
You call that a plan?
664
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:05,332
It worked, didn't it?
665
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,533
Feel free to applaud.
666
00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:08,703
(LILITH SCOFFS)
667
00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:11,204
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
668
00:31:11,238 --> 00:31:12,807
CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying!
669
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,441
(TINY TINA SQUEALS)
670
00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:16,476
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
671
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:37,264
Nothing.
672
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,568
-You stay here and keep watch.
-CLAPTRAP: Okay.
673
00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,537
But it's you they
don't seem to trust.
674
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,439
And who can blame them?
675
00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:48,241
♪ Scanning, scanning,
scanning Scanning ♪
676
00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:50,243
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
677
00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:55,850
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
678
00:31:55,883 --> 00:31:58,518
They should be after us by now.
679
00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,521
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
680
00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:04,424
ROLAND: Stingrays won't
pursue without ground support.
681
00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,159
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
682
00:32:06,193 --> 00:32:07,527
Let it down, big guy.
683
00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:11,365
Before you added
kidnapping to your resume
684
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,500
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
685
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,635
Right?
686
00:32:14,668 --> 00:32:17,137
Roland didn't kidnap
me. He saved me.
687
00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,505
LILITH: Saved you from what?
688
00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:20,273
A life of ease and plenty?
689
00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:22,376
My daddy thinks I'm
the daughter of Eridia.
690
00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:24,177
I can open the vault.
691
00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:25,245
LILITH: The vault?
692
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:27,180
That's what this shit is about?
693
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,283
You stole her for yourself.
694
00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:33,286
Now, do you know how
many people have died
695
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,488
looking for that
hole in the dirt?
696
00:32:34,521 --> 00:32:36,156
Well, I do.
697
00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:37,491
My mother was one of them.
698
00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:39,559
We have something
they don't, baby girl.
699
00:32:39,593 --> 00:32:41,161
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
700
00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,296
Can-do attitude? The
power of friendship?
701
00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:45,565
A conscience.
702
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,501
Whatever's in that vault,
703
00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:48,669
a man like Atlas can
never get his hands on it.
704
00:32:48,703 --> 00:32:50,270
-All right, Roland, calm down.
-ROLAND: No!
705
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,572
She's a scumbag bounty
hunter who works for Atlas.
706
00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:55,208
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
707
00:32:55,242 --> 00:32:56,443
Oh, we can try.
708
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:58,345
We just can't watch our
backs while doing it.
709
00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:00,313
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
710
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:01,648
Toss it over here.
711
00:33:01,682 --> 00:33:03,283
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
712
00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:07,155
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
713
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,522
I'm as good as dead.
714
00:33:09,256 --> 00:33:10,524
So, like it or not...
715
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:12,894
we're on the same side.
716
00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:15,797
(SIGHS)
717
00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:25,372
A side without an
army, I might add.
718
00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:28,241
So, I hope you got
a better plan than
719
00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:30,410
driving down a
thresher's gullet.
720
00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:32,579
No.
721
00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:33,715
But I know someone who does.
722
00:33:34,548 --> 00:33:36,751
A scientist, a vault expert.
723
00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:39,754
It was her idea to break Tina
out and collect the keys.
724
00:33:39,787 --> 00:33:41,756
One key down, two more to go.
725
00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:43,690
And, of course, me.
726
00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:45,625
ROLAND: Load up.
727
00:33:45,659 --> 00:33:47,594
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
728
00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:48,730
CLAPTRAP: All right!
729
00:33:48,763 --> 00:33:49,897
Road trip!
730
00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:51,498
(LILITH SIGHS)
731
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,233
(SUPERMASSIVE BLACK
HOLE BY MUSE PLAYING)
732
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,469
ROLAND: All right, mask up.
733
00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:57,872
We wanna keep a low profile.
734
00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:00,540
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
735
00:34:02,009 --> 00:34:03,643
SOLDIER 1: Market clear.
736
00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:04,746
SOLDIER 2: Copy that.
737
00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:06,446
LILITH: Oh, this place
sure has changed,
738
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,949
for the worse.
739
00:34:07,982 --> 00:34:08,883
CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off!
SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23.
740
00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:11,719
ROLAND: Oh, my.
741
00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:13,286
Who's this handsome devil?
742
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,454
He's a badass killer.
743
00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:18,692
And the reward's just
gone up to 150 grand.
744
00:34:18,726 --> 00:34:19,761
ROLAND: Looks like you're not
745
00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,561
the only one that's
special, kid.
746
00:34:21,595 --> 00:34:23,663
KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention!
747
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:25,465
-(CHOMPS LOUDLY)
-LILITH: Okay, so we're here.
748
00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:26,566
Now what?
749
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,869
ROLAND: I need to
locate my contact.
750
00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:29,436
Moxxi will know how to find her.
751
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:30,972
LILITH: Moxxi?
752
00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:32,240
ROLAND: Yeah. You know her?
753
00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:33,473
LILITH: Yeah, kind of.
754
00:34:33,507 --> 00:34:34,842
I mean, it's been a while.
755
00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,343
TINY TINA: Would you be a
doll and hold this? Thank you.
756
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,545
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
757
00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:39,981
-LILITH: Hey.
-(KRIEG CHUCKLES)
758
00:34:40,014 --> 00:34:41,515
LILITH: We're trying
to stay low-key.
759
00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:43,350
Hey. Did you find
760
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,820
what you were looking
for in Fyrestone?
761
00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,454
Never seen you before, stranger.
762
00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:50,958
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
763
00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:52,760
I never forget a gun.
764
00:34:52,794 --> 00:34:56,396
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
765
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,732
TINY TINA: She's vault hunting.
766
00:34:57,765 --> 00:34:58,900
(LAUGHS)
767
00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,500
I knew it.
768
00:35:00,534 --> 00:35:01,535
I told you, I knew it.
769
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,305
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
770
00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:13,948
Well, well, well.
771
00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,817
Look what the skag dragged in.
772
00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:17,651
-ROLAND: Hey, Mox.
-Get on in there.
773
00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:21,354
Oh, you are most welcome.
774
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:30,932
Milkshake for my
little sugarplum,
775
00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:33,000
and drinks for my friends.
776
00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:35,502
I got something to show you.
777
00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:37,772
Everyone, come over here.
778
00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:39,941
Step into my office.
779
00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:41,008
MAN: Roland?
780
00:35:42,944 --> 00:35:44,812
-Roland.
-ROLAND: I got it.
781
00:35:46,881 --> 00:35:48,381
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
782
00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:49,449
I knew it was you.
783
00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:51,585
-Oh, my God.
-ROLAND: Hey, Larry.
784
00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:53,821
You probably don't
remember me, but
785
00:35:53,855 --> 00:35:55,923
I sure remember you.
786
00:35:57,357 --> 00:35:58,993
Your mama was a good woman.
787
00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:02,063
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
788
00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:06,366
All right. So, where
is this, uh, scientist?
789
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,502
So, this is where you're headed.
790
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:11,671
You go all the way
up those stairs
791
00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:13,875
and right there is the elevator.
792
00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,642
-LILITH: Mm-hm.
-Push the button.
793
00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:17,044
Passcode's "ECHO."
794
00:36:17,712 --> 00:36:18,880
-ECHO?
-ECHO.
795
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,449
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
796
00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:25,518
Yeah, as long as this one
here don't blow up the joint.
797
00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:27,587
How's that milkshake
there, sugar pie?
798
00:36:27,621 --> 00:36:28,723
(BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY)
799
00:36:29,724 --> 00:36:31,391
Listen.
800
00:36:31,424 --> 00:36:32,727
For whatever it's worth...
801
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:36,998
I'm real happy that
you came back home.
802
00:36:37,031 --> 00:36:39,967
And I hope that you know how
much your mama loved you.
803
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:42,535
She always told me
how special you were.
804
00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:44,038
You know, I appreciate the help.
805
00:36:44,939 --> 00:36:46,107
Let's just leave it at that.
806
00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:50,144
Right.
807
00:36:50,177 --> 00:36:51,511
When they were chasing
you, I was like,
808
00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:52,545
"Hey, don't shoot that
guy. He's my roomie."
809
00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,581
-You... You said that?
-Yeah, man.
810
00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:56,884
(LAUGHS) Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
811
00:36:57,617 --> 00:36:58,819
-My?
-Your bounty.
812
00:36:58,853 --> 00:36:59,987
Get outta here.
813
00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:01,655
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
814
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,157
What'd you do to her, man?
815
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:05,592
Man, I kind of... kind
of ghosted her, you know?
816
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:08,129
Yeah, you did, man. You
ghosted all of us, man.
817
00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:09,764
(LAUGHING)
818
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:11,564
Yeah.
819
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:14,835
Anyway, man, it was
really good to see you.
820
00:37:14,869 --> 00:37:16,137
And, you know, you can trust me.
821
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:19,407
We're friends, man. I'm
not gonna tell a soul.
822
00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:20,875
Oh, Larry, I'm not
worried about you.
823
00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:21,943
You're my guy.
824
00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:24,678
You're my main man. (LAUGHS)
825
00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,881
I got a feeling you're
not going to tell anybody.
826
00:37:28,182 --> 00:37:29,817
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(GROANING)
827
00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:31,886
(BODY THUDS)
828
00:37:31,919 --> 00:37:33,586
-(MOXXI SOFFS)
-Is he going to be okay?
829
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,655
Well, he'll have a
hell of a hangover.
830
00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:38,625
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
831
00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,227
-LILITH: Hey.
-(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
832
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,064
Y'all better hustle
out the back.
833
00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,131
Go out this way.
834
00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:45,833
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
835
00:37:45,866 --> 00:37:48,703
-Claptrap, let's go.
-Go on. Go on. Go on.
836
00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:52,572
Your buddy boy here just
drank about 10 shots too many
837
00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:55,109
then he dropped like
a sack of potatoes.
838
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,178
CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me.
839
00:37:57,211 --> 00:38:01,614
Mm. And a tip is
always appreciated.
840
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:06,854
(GIGGLES)
841
00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,156
All right.
842
00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,758
This looks like it.
843
00:38:12,093 --> 00:38:13,493
ECHO.
844
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:19,967
ECHO?
845
00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:22,136
Sure that's the password?
846
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,571
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
847
00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:27,008
ECHO. ECHO.
848
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,109
LILITH: All right.
849
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:30,845
(WHOOPING)
850
00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:33,014
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
851
00:38:33,047 --> 00:38:34,815
-You need me.
-ROLAND: Here we go.
852
00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:36,683
Come on, Claptrap.
853
00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:38,252
CLAPTRAP: Where are we
going? TINY TINA: Up.
854
00:38:38,285 --> 00:38:40,287
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
855
00:38:46,927 --> 00:38:48,628
LILITH: So, you
trust this woman?
856
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,898
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
857
00:38:50,931 --> 00:38:52,767
She's a little odd.
858
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,667
But she knows everything
about the vault.
859
00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:57,004
So, if she says something weird,
860
00:38:57,038 --> 00:38:58,605
don't let it get to you, okay?
861
00:38:58,638 --> 00:39:00,875
CLAPTRAP: I am 10
to the 100th power
862
00:39:00,908 --> 00:39:02,843
impressed with this place.
863
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,813
TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool.
864
00:39:05,846 --> 00:39:07,982
Oh! I see you have the girl.
865
00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,116
That's right.
866
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,918
WOMAN: Did you find
a vault key, too?
867
00:39:11,651 --> 00:39:13,854
Hi, I'm Tina.
868
00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:15,322
The special one.
869
00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:17,024
Huh.
870
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,961
LILITH: Tannis.
871
00:39:22,830 --> 00:39:24,765
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
872
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:32,740
Oh.
873
00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:35,309
Hello, Lilith.
874
00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:39,046
Okay, good. So you
guys know each other.
875
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,015
Unfortunately.
876
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,784
I'm not staying here.
877
00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:45,719
What?
878
00:39:45,753 --> 00:39:47,321
Okay.
879
00:39:47,354 --> 00:39:49,223
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
880
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:51,792
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
881
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,762
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
882
00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:57,031
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
883
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:58,265
TINY TINA: Ooh, shower.
884
00:39:58,299 --> 00:40:00,267
LILITH: Hey, kids, we're
out of here. Let's go.
885
00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:02,002
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
886
00:40:02,036 --> 00:40:03,670
I don't even need
to know what it is.
887
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:05,072
The point is that she's right.
888
00:40:05,106 --> 00:40:06,740
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
889
00:40:06,774 --> 00:40:07,942
They're looking for all of us.
890
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,076
I hate to say it, but
we don't have a choice.
891
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:10,144
We gotta sit tight.
892
00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:13,680
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
893
00:40:13,714 --> 00:40:15,082
What is happening, Tannis?
894
00:40:15,116 --> 00:40:16,884
-TINY TINA: Electroshower.
-Wait.
895
00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:18,752
-Wait, guys.
-(BOTH WHOOPING)
896
00:40:18,786 --> 00:40:19,987
(KRIEG SNIFFING)
897
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,156
-CLAPTRAP: Time to shower.
-Claptrap.
898
00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:24,024
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
899
00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:25,292
That's not... No.
900
00:40:25,326 --> 00:40:27,361
-(SCREAMING)
-ROLAND: Claptrap.
901
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,332
CLAPTRAP: Rebooting.
902
00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:32,867
Everybody, just
settle down, please.
903
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:34,902
Settle down.
904
00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:36,971
Hey, hey! Settle down.
905
00:40:37,004 --> 00:40:38,105
CLAPTRAP: Square
root of 929,000...
906
00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:40,174
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
907
00:40:40,207 --> 00:40:42,376
on your body language.
908
00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:44,712
LILITH: Perceptive
as ever, I see.
909
00:40:48,349 --> 00:40:49,850
Because of your mother?
910
00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:52,920
Uh, no, because of you.
911
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,688
She trusted you...
912
00:40:57,358 --> 00:40:59,059
to take care of me.
913
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,295
But you ran back here
914
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:06,066
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
915
00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:09,036
I left you with tradespeople.
916
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:11,839
Oh.
917
00:41:11,872 --> 00:41:14,175
Yes. You mean the
murderers and thieves
918
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,442
on the mining ship.
919
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,945
It's what your mother wanted.
920
00:41:18,946 --> 00:41:21,148
She wanted me to
learn how to kill
921
00:41:21,182 --> 00:41:22,416
by the age of 10?
922
00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:24,151
How to survive.
923
00:41:24,185 --> 00:41:26,220
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
924
00:41:26,253 --> 00:41:28,122
She believed the Eridian vault
925
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,391
had the power to change
things for the better and...
926
00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:33,360
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
927
00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:37,731
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
928
00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:39,767
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
929
00:41:50,878 --> 00:41:52,213
Go back inside.
930
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,281
It's not safe.
931
00:41:55,115 --> 00:41:56,750
I can look after myself.
932
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:59,153
Told you I'm special.
933
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:01,288
Aren't we all?
934
00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:03,424
Yeah.
935
00:42:03,457 --> 00:42:04,992
They made me that way.
936
00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:06,160
Made you?
937
00:42:07,294 --> 00:42:08,495
What do you mean?
938
00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:13,067
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
939
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,134
isn't he?
940
00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:16,370
(SIGHS) Yes and no.
941
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:19,240
Not a "yes or no" question.
942
00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:20,774
He's...
943
00:42:21,909 --> 00:42:23,043
my...
944
00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:26,880
creator.
945
00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:32,453
Atlas is bananapants
obsessed with the vault.
946
00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:36,423
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
947
00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:38,192
He found a piece
of the vault key,
948
00:42:39,927 --> 00:42:41,795
and on that piece
949
00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:44,098
was a tiny bit...
950
00:42:44,865 --> 00:42:45,899
of blood.
951
00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:47,868
Eridian blood.
952
00:42:49,103 --> 00:42:50,304
He cloned an Eridian.
953
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:53,073
And guess who that Eridian is?
954
00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:56,176
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
955
00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:57,945
Boom.
956
00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:01,081
But it's all good.
957
00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:04,318
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
958
00:43:04,351 --> 00:43:06,920
I never wanted a
mother or a father.
959
00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:10,491
He created you to open a vault.
960
00:43:10,524 --> 00:43:12,761
God, what an asshole.
961
00:43:12,793 --> 00:43:14,862
(SCOFFS) That's
an understatement.
962
00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,799
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
963
00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:20,434
and make superweapons.
964
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:23,904
The dude's got major issues.
965
00:43:25,539 --> 00:43:28,075
I'm just a product to Atlas.
966
00:43:29,076 --> 00:43:30,110
If he gets me,
967
00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:32,146
he's gonna make
me open the vault.
968
00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:36,116
Then he's just gonna lock me
up into another secret lab
969
00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:38,052
and do more experiments.
970
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,021
(SOBBING) And if you
saw the things they did
971
00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:42,122
to the other clones...
972
00:43:42,156 --> 00:43:43,957
He's not gonna find you.
973
00:43:46,193 --> 00:43:47,194
(TINY TINA SNIFFLES)
974
00:43:56,103 --> 00:43:57,304
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
975
00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:59,206
CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup?
976
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,442
Yeah!
977
00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,177
Hey, there, sugar chips.
978
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,813
You need a firmware update?
979
00:44:04,845 --> 00:44:06,280
MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff.
980
00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:08,182
CLAPTRAP: Someone
needs an oil change.
981
00:44:10,617 --> 00:44:13,854
My daddy always had a saying.
982
00:44:13,887 --> 00:44:17,024
Never trust a man who
can't hold his liquor.
983
00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:18,592
She tased me, all right?
984
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,860
I love alcohol.
985
00:44:19,893 --> 00:44:20,928
I can be wild.
986
00:44:20,961 --> 00:44:22,229
MOXXI: As for that little girl,
987
00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:24,431
you don't think the
second I saw her,
988
00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:26,033
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
989
00:44:26,066 --> 00:44:27,134
just to get rid of you?
990
00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,369
KNOXX: I admire the fight,
991
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,404
but let me take you
through what happens next.
992
00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,072
CLAPTRAP: Spare parts!
KNOXX: We seal the city...
993
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,041
CLAPTRAP: Anyone got spare
parts that I can use?
994
00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:35,075
Uh-oh.
995
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:37,277
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
996
00:44:37,311 --> 00:44:38,512
It's an old CL4P...
997
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:39,848
CLAPTRAP: Excuse
me. Coming through.
998
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,882
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
999
00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,118
Clear the street!
1000
00:44:44,151 --> 00:44:45,586
SOLDIER 1: You,
down on the ground.
1001
00:44:45,619 --> 00:44:46,653
SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move!
1002
00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:51,258
TANNIS: Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
1003
00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:52,960
I wanna show you this.
1004
00:44:54,395 --> 00:44:56,897
This is a mining
journal left behind
1005
00:44:56,930 --> 00:44:58,198
by a corporate bureaucrat.
1006
00:44:58,232 --> 00:45:00,167
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
1007
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,535
most of it useless.
1008
00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:04,104
But on this page...
1009
00:45:08,675 --> 00:45:10,177
Another key.
1010
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:13,180
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
1011
00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,884
He had no clue they'd
found a vault key.
1012
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:17,317
That makes two of three.
1013
00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:19,119
LILITH: So, if this
is the second key,
1014
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:21,121
why don't you already have it?
1015
00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:23,557
Because the mine is
in Caustic Caverns.
1016
00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:25,993
Oh, shit.
1017
00:45:26,026 --> 00:45:27,961
CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert!
1018
00:45:27,995 --> 00:45:30,197
People, we need to move! The
soldiers, they're coming!
1019
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:31,265
They have guns!
They're shooting!
1020
00:45:31,298 --> 00:45:32,566
-They're firing!
-Clappy, slow your roll.
1021
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:33,667
What is the dealio?
1022
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:36,370
The soldier woman who
really hates Roland,
1023
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:39,006
which suggests the two
of them had some...
1024
00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:41,108
-Come on, get to the point.
-She was at the bar
1025
00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:43,143
interrogating Moxxi and
your friend Larry...
1026
00:45:43,177 --> 00:45:44,211
Was that his name?
1027
00:45:44,244 --> 00:45:45,979
Seemed like a decent roommate.
1028
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,181
LILITH: Did they see you?
1029
00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:50,484
Do you promise not to
be angry if I say yes?
1030
00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:53,053
KNOXX: Lance units,
block all exits.
1031
00:45:53,086 --> 00:45:55,255
No one leaves.
1032
00:45:55,289 --> 00:45:57,057
Get this thing out of here.
1033
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,692
Masks off.
1034
00:45:58,726 --> 00:46:00,093
MARCUS: Of course, Commander.
1035
00:46:00,127 --> 00:46:01,962
Of course. Hey!
1036
00:46:01,995 --> 00:46:05,399
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
1037
00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:08,068
That'll outpace any bone
shredder on Pandora.
1038
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,136
You wanna trade?
1039
00:46:09,169 --> 00:46:10,939
I'll give you
special price, huh?
1040
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:14,441
KNOXX: Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
1041
00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:17,177
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
1042
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:20,647
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
1043
00:46:22,082 --> 00:46:23,150
Um...
1044
00:46:23,751 --> 00:46:25,118
No.
1045
00:46:25,152 --> 00:46:27,154
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1046
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:47,608
What?
1047
00:46:47,641 --> 00:46:48,675
Did you guys wanna use it?
1048
00:46:52,579 --> 00:46:56,116
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
1049
00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:57,284
-Under there.
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1050
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:00,187
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1051
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:03,123
Whoo! Look what I got!
1052
00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:04,691
ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1053
00:47:04,726 --> 00:47:05,727
Open it.
1054
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,262
-(METAL CLANGS)
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1055
00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:12,432
Hello.
1056
00:47:12,466 --> 00:47:14,268
CLAPTRAP: Would you
look at that? A ladder.
1057
00:47:14,301 --> 00:47:16,670
Unfortunately, my design
doesn't facilitate
1058
00:47:16,704 --> 00:47:18,205
this type of vertical travel.
1059
00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,273
Drats.
1060
00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:21,074
Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS)
1061
00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,545
-Well...
-(FAINT THUD)
1062
00:47:24,578 --> 00:47:26,413
-Destiny awaits.
-CLAPTRAP: I'm fine!
1063
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,350
KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup.
1064
00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,120
Chemical waste from
the mining equipment.
1065
00:47:33,153 --> 00:47:35,389
It's corrosive enough to
dissolve almost anything
1066
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:37,190
except the natural
crystals in this cavern.
1067
00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:40,694
How are we gonna
get through this?
1068
00:47:40,728 --> 00:47:43,196
Well, it's not
gonna be that way.
1069
00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,198
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
1070
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:47,035
Krieg.
1071
00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,468
Let's see if we
can grab this here.
1072
00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:50,705
CLAPTRAP: Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
1073
00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:52,306
so I'll just watch you all melt
1074
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:53,808
from a safe and
reasonable distance.
1075
00:47:55,810 --> 00:47:58,046
You are small enough
to get in there.
1076
00:47:58,078 --> 00:47:59,379
Head through the tunnel,
1077
00:47:59,413 --> 00:48:01,749
locate the main access
control panel and then unlock
1078
00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:03,483
-the door at the end.
-CLAPTRAP: Can do!
1079
00:48:03,517 --> 00:48:05,285
-Quietly.
-CLAPTRAP: No problem.
1080
00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:07,487
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
1081
00:48:07,521 --> 00:48:09,423
in the most horrifying
way possible.
1082
00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:12,060
All right, I'll go first.
1083
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:14,261
-I got this.
-No, I got it.
1084
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:15,529
-I got it.
-LILITH: Tina!
1085
00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:17,331
TINY TINA: Coming
through! ROLAND: Hey, hey.
1086
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,432
TINY TINA: Relax.
1087
00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:19,666
I'm the lightest.
1088
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,301
-Tina!
-Hey!
1089
00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:24,538
(KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING)
1090
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,841
(LILITH SIGHS)
1091
00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:29,711
Ladies first.
1092
00:48:30,778 --> 00:48:32,212
Don't mind if I do.
1093
00:48:33,146 --> 00:48:34,147
(METAL RATTLING)
1094
00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:42,456
(SIZZLING)
1095
00:48:42,489 --> 00:48:43,690
-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.
1096
00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,227
Be careful.
1097
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,428
(METAL CREAKING)
1098
00:48:53,901 --> 00:48:54,902
(TANNIS EXHALES)
1099
00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:58,205
Guys.
1100
00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:59,239
Look.
1101
00:49:02,476 --> 00:49:03,477
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1102
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,217
TINY TINA: Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
1103
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,284
LILITH: It's kind of pretty.
1104
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:12,619
CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished!
1105
00:49:12,653 --> 00:49:14,254
The door is unlocked.
1106
00:49:14,287 --> 00:49:15,689
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
1107
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:17,524
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
1108
00:49:17,557 --> 00:49:18,659
LILITH: Can't take him anywhere.
1109
00:49:18,692 --> 00:49:19,727
CLAPTRAP: Well?
1110
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:20,762
You're welcome.
1111
00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:24,132
(SCOFFS) Impossible to please.
1112
00:49:24,164 --> 00:49:26,166
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1113
00:49:35,509 --> 00:49:37,577
KRIEG: Scream showers.
1114
00:49:37,611 --> 00:49:38,846
It's Bloodshots.
1115
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,514
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
1116
00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:44,584
ROLAND: These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
1117
00:49:44,618 --> 00:49:46,486
They're probably still here.
1118
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,288
-Let's go find out.
-(SOFTLY) No bombs.
1119
00:49:48,321 --> 00:49:49,690
I'll be surgical.
1120
00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,859
There's only one of
you in the world...
1121
00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,762
and you're special.
1122
00:49:57,464 --> 00:49:59,599
You guys sit tight. Wait
for us to come back.
1123
00:49:59,633 --> 00:50:00,735
Come on, Lil.
1124
00:50:03,905 --> 00:50:06,273
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1125
00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:19,721
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
1126
00:50:20,387 --> 00:50:21,421
ROLAND: Once.
1127
00:50:21,455 --> 00:50:22,622
LILITH: How'd you make it out?
1128
00:50:22,656 --> 00:50:24,792
Kind words and hugs?
1129
00:50:24,826 --> 00:50:25,960
I don't know what it
is that happens to 'em
1130
00:50:25,993 --> 00:50:27,527
when they're down here
1131
00:50:27,561 --> 00:50:29,429
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
1132
00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:32,734
(SCREAMING)
1133
00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:33,801
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1134
00:50:34,969 --> 00:50:36,971
BLOODSHOT: Strip the
flesh, salt the wound!
1135
00:50:39,907 --> 00:50:42,309
-There's too many to shoot.
-Or blow up?
1136
00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:43,878
Well, we can't really blend in.
1137
00:50:43,911 --> 00:50:45,479
We don't look
anything like them.
1138
00:50:45,512 --> 00:50:46,981
Except you, handsome.
1139
00:50:47,014 --> 00:50:48,816
KRIEG: Thank you!
1140
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:50,383
CLAPTRAP: Well, according
to my calculations,
1141
00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:51,853
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1142
00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:53,320
in this scenario is...
1143
00:50:53,921 --> 00:50:55,857
0%? Wow!
1144
00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,457
You never see that!
1145
00:50:57,491 --> 00:50:59,961
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1146
00:50:59,994 --> 00:51:01,628
Did you factor in a distraction?
1147
00:51:01,661 --> 00:51:02,797
Of course.
1148
00:51:02,830 --> 00:51:04,297
I analyzed 16 million versions
1149
00:51:04,331 --> 00:51:05,833
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1150
00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:07,334
Total failure.
1151
00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:09,937
No, not one of us.
1152
00:51:09,971 --> 00:51:11,304
Wait, who else is...?
1153
00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:12,774
Oh, no.
1154
00:51:12,807 --> 00:51:14,809
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(METAL CLANGING)
1155
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:21,348
(LAUGHS) Coming through.
1156
00:51:21,381 --> 00:51:22,415
(BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING)
1157
00:51:23,383 --> 00:51:24,384
CLAPTRAP: Hi, there.
1158
00:51:25,052 --> 00:51:26,453
How you doing?
1159
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:29,422
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1160
00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:31,826
Just a little nervous
laughter to crack the ice.
1161
00:51:32,659 --> 00:51:34,528
BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny!
1162
00:51:34,561 --> 00:51:36,296
CLAPTRAP: Just
rolling through town
1163
00:51:36,329 --> 00:51:37,832
looking for a good time.
1164
00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:42,837
Ladies and gentlemen!
1165
00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:44,671
Your attention, please.
1166
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,943
I am here because I want to be
1167
00:51:48,976 --> 00:51:50,577
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1168
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,312
like trying to be a distraction.
1169
00:51:52,345 --> 00:51:54,048
Even though it makes no sense
1170
00:51:54,081 --> 00:51:55,682
for me to say what
I'm about to say,
1171
00:51:55,716 --> 00:51:57,450
and even though anyone rational
1172
00:51:57,484 --> 00:51:59,619
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1173
00:51:59,653 --> 00:52:00,822
I have decided
1174
00:52:00,855 --> 00:52:04,324
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1175
00:52:04,357 --> 00:52:07,829
Y'all bitches need
to eat your own butts
1176
00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:09,063
-with your poopy-mouth...
-(MOUTHING ALONG)
1177
00:52:09,096 --> 00:52:11,565
...ass-faces until you
die from loser poisoning
1178
00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:15,402
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1179
00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:17,504
-(GIGGLES)
-(ROLAND SIGHS)
1180
00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:19,372
(WEAPONS COCKING)
1181
00:52:19,406 --> 00:52:21,776
CLAPTRAP: Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1182
00:52:21,809 --> 00:52:23,376
What took it over the edge?
1183
00:52:23,410 --> 00:52:24,812
Was it the "poopy-mouth
ass-faces"?
1184
00:52:26,714 --> 00:52:27,815
Stairs. Come on!
1185
00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:31,351
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1186
00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:35,122
CLAPTRAP: Not in
the undercarriage!
1187
00:52:37,124 --> 00:52:38,358
My programming...
1188
00:52:40,627 --> 00:52:41,896
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1189
00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:43,865
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1190
00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:45,432
Son of a... You got me!
1191
00:52:45,465 --> 00:52:46,901
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1192
00:52:46,934 --> 00:52:48,435
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
1193
00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:49,502
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1194
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:53,140
Is he going to be all right?
1195
00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:55,843
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1196
00:52:59,546 --> 00:53:01,782
CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan.
1197
00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:04,451
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1198
00:53:05,987 --> 00:53:07,054
LILITH: Well, we survived.
1199
00:53:08,756 --> 00:53:10,657
So much for your 0%.
1200
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,828
CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet.
1201
00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:17,131
TANNIS: I think
the key's in here.
1202
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:21,135
TINY TINA: Sweet.
1203
00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:23,905
So, the key is in
one of these crates.
1204
00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:25,907
One of these
1205
00:53:26,707 --> 00:53:28,876
kabillion crates.
1206
00:53:28,910 --> 00:53:31,511
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1207
00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:32,914
CLAPTRAP: Four days if
you work around the clock
1208
00:53:32,947 --> 00:53:34,382
which you can't,
1209
00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:36,549
because your bodies require
rest every 16 hours.
1210
00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,785
Lazy!
1211
00:53:37,818 --> 00:53:40,087
Not if those psycho
Raiders find us first.
1212
00:53:40,121 --> 00:53:42,023
Those are Bloodshots.
1213
00:53:42,056 --> 00:53:43,724
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1214
00:53:43,758 --> 00:53:45,092
There are no Raiders down here.
1215
00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:46,626
Tannis, nobody's
talking about Raiders.
1216
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:47,995
TINY TINA: What's the
big deal about Raiders?
1217
00:53:48,029 --> 00:53:49,163
TANNIS: I know, but
you brought up Raiders.
1218
00:53:49,196 --> 00:53:50,932
ROLAND: How about
we forget about it?
1219
00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:52,099
TINY TINA: Am I
missing something here?
1220
00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:53,401
TANNIS: But I don't understand.
1221
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:54,467
ROLAND: Forget
about the Raiders!
1222
00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:55,803
Just forget about it.
1223
00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:57,838
TINY TINA: I'm sorry.
1224
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:02,442
(SIGHS)
1225
00:54:02,475 --> 00:54:04,477
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1226
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,042
I understand...
1227
00:54:35,076 --> 00:54:37,078
-Bloodshots are down here.
-You keep bringing up Raiders.
1228
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,813
-Tannis, I swear to God...
-LILITH: I found it.
1229
00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:41,082
-What?
-LILITH: The second key.
1230
00:54:41,115 --> 00:54:42,817
TANNIS: How... How did...?
1231
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:45,585
I don't know. Just
lucky, I guess.
1232
00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,655
ROLAND: Yeah, we'll
see how lucky you are.
1233
00:54:48,688 --> 00:54:50,091
We still gotta get out of here.
1234
00:54:50,124 --> 00:54:51,658
There's an exit portal this way.
1235
00:54:51,691 --> 00:54:52,760
Come on.
1236
00:54:56,864 --> 00:54:57,999
-(FAINT CLINKING)
-LILITH: Shh!
1237
00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:00,735
(WHISPERS) What's that?
1238
00:55:03,704 --> 00:55:05,940
(CLAPTRAP STRAINING)
1239
00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:08,109
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1240
00:55:10,111 --> 00:55:11,912
Big bullet. Big bullet
coming. There we go.
1241
00:55:11,946 --> 00:55:13,247
Can't you do this another time?
1242
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,915
This has to happen now.
1243
00:55:14,949 --> 00:55:17,218
Don't judge me.
1244
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:18,919
-(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
-(LAUGHING)
1245
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:19,987
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
1246
00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,222
CLAPTRAP: What?
How is this funny?
1247
00:55:21,255 --> 00:55:22,555
You keep it down.
1248
00:55:22,589 --> 00:55:23,924
Do I judge you when
you blast out a loaf?
1249
00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:25,525
-We don't wanna attract...
-CLAPTRAP: Look out!
1250
00:55:26,961 --> 00:55:28,129
(GRUNTING)
1251
00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:31,265
-A little help?
-(GRUNTS)
1252
00:55:31,298 --> 00:55:32,632
(ACE OF SPADES BY
MOTORHEAD PLAYING)
1253
00:55:32,665 --> 00:55:33,734
-CLAPTRAP: Incoming!
-(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1254
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:36,003
ROLAND: Go, go! TANNIS:
Okay, going now!
1255
00:55:36,037 --> 00:55:37,705
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1256
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:42,777
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
1257
00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:53,620
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1258
00:56:00,761 --> 00:56:01,962
ROLAND: Tannis!
1259
00:56:03,630 --> 00:56:04,631
Thank you.
1260
00:56:05,332 --> 00:56:06,734
CLAPTRAP: On your left!
1261
00:56:07,101 --> 00:56:08,102
Wow!
1262
00:56:11,105 --> 00:56:12,106
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:56:13,874 --> 00:56:15,575
-(BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS)
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1264
00:56:16,277 --> 00:56:17,577
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1265
00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:18,813
BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie!
1266
00:56:20,014 --> 00:56:21,115
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1267
00:56:24,785 --> 00:56:25,786
(GRUNTS)
1268
00:56:28,355 --> 00:56:29,723
What are you doing?
1269
00:56:29,757 --> 00:56:30,925
I needed a gun.
1270
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:33,227
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1271
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,594
Move!
1272
00:56:34,627 --> 00:56:35,628
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1273
00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,338
That way!
1274
00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:48,876
CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS)
We've got this, guys!
1275
00:56:48,909 --> 00:56:50,643
There's nothing we can't do!
1276
00:56:50,677 --> 00:56:51,712
Stairs!
1277
00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:52,813
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1278
00:56:52,847 --> 00:56:53,914
ROLAND: Go, go!
1279
00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:56,183
(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
1280
00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:02,156
(BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING)
1281
00:57:06,127 --> 00:57:08,596
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1282
00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:09,897
Lilith, I got you!
1283
00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:10,965
Go!
1284
00:57:15,302 --> 00:57:16,303
TINY TINA: Roland!
1285
00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:19,940
Watch out!
1286
00:57:20,673 --> 00:57:21,674
Go, go!
1287
00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:33,721
Time to go.
1288
00:57:34,955 --> 00:57:35,956
(BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING)
1289
00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:42,096
CLAPTRAP: I'm sure we're
past the hard part.
1290
00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:43,397
TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay.
1291
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,370
(GROWLING)
1292
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:52,873
ROLAND: Go, go,
go! We gotta move!
1293
00:57:53,941 --> 00:57:55,776
(BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1294
00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,680
TINY TINA: Let go
of me! ROLAND: Tina!
1295
00:58:00,714 --> 00:58:02,716
TANNIS: Lilith!
BLOODSHOT 1: Hello!
1296
00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:03,884
(LILITH GRUNTS)
1297
00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,186
(GUNSHOT)
1298
00:58:09,156 --> 00:58:10,257
CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way.
1299
00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:12,092
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1300
00:58:12,126 --> 00:58:13,160
Oh, God!
1301
00:58:13,194 --> 00:58:14,295
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1302
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:28,008
BLOODSHOT 2: Help me!
1303
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:34,348
TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me!
1304
00:58:35,316 --> 00:58:36,750
TANNIS: I found it! I found it!
1305
00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:37,818
There's an elevator!
1306
00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:39,887
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1307
00:58:41,155 --> 00:58:44,024
-Roland!
-ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1308
00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:45,926
CLAPTRAP: Lilith! Don't
leave me behind again!
1309
00:58:49,496 --> 00:58:51,932
There's a service
elevator this way!
1310
00:58:55,469 --> 00:58:56,770
It's up here.
1311
00:58:56,804 --> 00:58:59,740
-This way. Oh, no.
-ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go!
1312
00:58:59,773 --> 00:59:00,874
TANNIS: Shit!
1313
00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:02,743
This is gonna take
some time. Hold this.
1314
00:59:02,776 --> 00:59:03,811
Claptrap!
1315
00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:05,179
I need help!
1316
00:59:05,212 --> 00:59:07,114
CLAPTRAP: Uh, in
front of everyone?
1317
00:59:07,147 --> 00:59:08,482
TANNIS: Yes!
CLAPTRAP: Look away!
1318
00:59:08,515 --> 00:59:10,784
Look away! I command you!
1319
00:59:10,818 --> 00:59:11,986
Krieg, we got company.
1320
00:59:12,019 --> 00:59:14,788
KRIEG: It's time to bleed!
1321
00:59:14,822 --> 00:59:16,156
-Come on!
-I am trying!
1322
00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:21,228
Krieg, wait!
1323
00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:22,429
Krieg!
1324
00:59:29,436 --> 00:59:30,504
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1325
00:59:34,108 --> 00:59:35,242
It's not working.
1326
00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:37,044
TINY TINA: Aren't you
supposed to be smart?
1327
00:59:41,982 --> 00:59:43,384
BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn
you into a meat bicycle!
1328
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:44,518
BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim!
1329
00:59:47,321 --> 00:59:48,856
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1330
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,759
(LILITH STRAINING)
1331
00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,795
(WEAPON FIRING)
1332
00:59:55,296 --> 00:59:56,497
LILITH: Thanks, kid.
1333
00:59:58,232 --> 00:59:59,466
(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1334
01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:06,440
LILITH: Tannis!
1335
01:00:06,473 --> 01:00:08,242
-How we doing?
-TANNIS: I don't have it!
1336
01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:10,878
(METAL CREAKING)
1337
01:00:13,314 --> 01:00:14,448
BLOODSHOT 1: Come
here, give me a kiss!
1338
01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:16,350
(SCREAMING)
1339
01:00:17,151 --> 01:00:18,986
Krieg! Pull back!
1340
01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:32,166
Go! Go!
1341
01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:34,301
BLOODSHOT 2: I
regret everything!
1342
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:43,210
TANNIS: Come on!
1343
01:00:43,243 --> 01:00:45,112
-LILITH: We gotta go.
-It's not working.
1344
01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:46,146
Go, Tannis.
1345
01:00:47,548 --> 01:00:49,416
We have another wiring problem.
1346
01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:51,552
BLOODSHOT 3: Baby!
1347
01:00:51,585 --> 01:00:52,619
(METAL CREAKING)
1348
01:00:53,887 --> 01:00:54,888
ROLAND: Shit.
1349
01:00:56,156 --> 01:00:58,425
-Roland, what are you doing?
-ROLAND: Fixing it.
1350
01:00:58,459 --> 01:00:59,993
-Get back here!
-LILITH: Hey.
1351
01:01:00,027 --> 01:01:01,929
TINY TINA: No. Please don't.
1352
01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:04,498
-Roland!
-Hey, Tina.
1353
01:01:06,266 --> 01:01:07,601
I'll meet you at the vault.
1354
01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:09,303
I promise.
1355
01:01:10,404 --> 01:01:12,373
-(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
-ROLAND: Tannis.
1356
01:01:13,273 --> 01:01:15,075
-Hit it!
-Okay, hitting!
1357
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,077
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
1358
01:01:19,279 --> 01:01:20,280
Roland!
1359
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,155
All right, Bob.
1360
01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,224
You ready to kick some ass?
1361
01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:32,459
(LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that.
1362
01:01:32,493 --> 01:01:33,494
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1363
01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:35,529
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1364
01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:39,933
(TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING)
1365
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,609
(EXHALES)
1366
01:01:48,642 --> 01:01:50,177
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1367
01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,211
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1368
01:01:54,081 --> 01:01:55,115
(SCREAMING)
1369
01:01:55,149 --> 01:01:57,151
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
1370
01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:07,661
(BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING)
1371
01:02:07,694 --> 01:02:08,929
(ALL SCREAMING)
1372
01:02:11,965 --> 01:02:14,468
TANNIS: The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1373
01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:16,670
We are not gonna make it!
1374
01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:26,213
(ALL GASPING)
1375
01:02:27,948 --> 01:02:29,516
Teleportation.
1376
01:02:29,550 --> 01:02:31,618
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1377
01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:32,686
CLAPTRAP: We're not dead?
1378
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,521
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1379
01:02:34,555 --> 01:02:35,989
(VOMITS, GROANS)
1380
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:38,325
KRIEG: Chutney vomit
queen. CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck!
1381
01:02:38,358 --> 01:02:40,961
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1382
01:02:40,994 --> 01:02:42,229
How did you do that?
1383
01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:43,964
I don't know.
1384
01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:45,934
Just kind of happened.
1385
01:02:45,966 --> 01:02:48,001
Hey, Roland's gonna
be okay, right?
1386
01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:49,336
He's an elite soldier.
1387
01:02:49,369 --> 01:02:52,005
If anyone can get out
of that, it's him.
1388
01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:55,409
-Where are we?
-(STATIC OVER DEVICE)
1389
01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:57,678
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1390
01:02:57,712 --> 01:03:00,113
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1391
01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:02,683
LILITH: Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1392
01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:06,620
(CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE)
1393
01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:10,257
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
01:03:26,507 --> 01:03:28,442
TANNIS: I've combined the keys.
1395
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:29,476
Look.
1396
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,148
LILITH: What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1397
01:03:35,182 --> 01:03:36,718
TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it?
1398
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,253
It isn't just a key.
1399
01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:42,724
And right there...
1400
01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:44,124
The vault?
1401
01:03:45,259 --> 01:03:46,293
TANNIS: It is a shame
1402
01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:48,262
your mother is not
here to see this.
1403
01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:51,598
It was there the whole time.
1404
01:03:51,632 --> 01:03:52,734
Apparently.
1405
01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:54,568
LILITH: I've seen
that before somewhere.
1406
01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:55,669
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1407
01:03:55,702 --> 01:03:58,740
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1408
01:04:02,744 --> 01:04:06,280
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1409
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,515
Oh, well, we have it.
1410
01:04:12,586 --> 01:04:14,221
She's the key.
1411
01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:16,089
The elevator confirmed it.
1412
01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:17,491
That was a phasewalk.
1413
01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:19,192
Only an Eridian could do that.
1414
01:04:19,226 --> 01:04:20,327
Wait a minute.
1415
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,495
If she's a piece of the key,
1416
01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:23,063
what happens when she opens it?
1417
01:04:23,096 --> 01:04:24,464
I assumed you knew.
1418
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:27,035
Did your mother never tell you?
1419
01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:29,503
I was eight. I can
barely remember her face.
1420
01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,506
When the daughter of
Eridia places the key,
1421
01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:34,842
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1422
01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:41,114
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1423
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:42,750
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1424
01:04:42,784 --> 01:04:44,451
Well, we have no choice.
1425
01:04:45,152 --> 01:04:46,821
Either we take her
1426
01:04:46,854 --> 01:04:48,355
or Atlas does.
1427
01:04:50,257 --> 01:04:52,392
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1428
01:05:02,603 --> 01:05:03,637
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
1429
01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:06,874
Worst orgy ever.
1430
01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:08,542
(GROANS)
1431
01:05:11,612 --> 01:05:14,181
(GRUNTING)
1432
01:05:19,486 --> 01:05:20,788
Rest in peace, Bob.
1433
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,735
Oh, shit.
1434
01:05:33,768 --> 01:05:35,569
(SOFT DESPONDENT
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1435
01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:47,648
Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS)
1436
01:05:47,681 --> 01:05:49,751
I thought for a moment
there you had rigor mortis.
1437
01:05:49,784 --> 01:05:51,184
It was a really nice moment.
1438
01:05:51,218 --> 01:05:52,787
I'll treasure it always.
1439
01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,155
Also, I scavenged the
final parts I needed
1440
01:05:55,188 --> 01:05:56,590
from a dead transformer,
1441
01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:59,761
and fixed the thing you
so recklessly destroyed.
1442
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:06,333
(KRIEG SNORING)
1443
01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:12,572
You didn't press this, did you?
1444
01:06:12,606 --> 01:06:14,241
I did not.
1445
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:15,943
I can crush it
again if you'd like.
1446
01:06:17,477 --> 01:06:20,148
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1447
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:23,316
Thank you, Lilith. Your
praise warms my soul.
1448
01:06:27,621 --> 01:06:28,723
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1449
01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:31,591
(DEVICE SHATTERS)
1450
01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:36,363
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1451
01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:47,742
Lilith.
1452
01:06:49,276 --> 01:06:51,211
Have you broken the
beacon I gave you?
1453
01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:57,885
Ah, this thing was
junk the whole time.
1454
01:06:58,585 --> 01:06:59,619
(SCOFFS)
1455
01:06:59,653 --> 01:07:00,855
ATLAS: Not at all.
1456
01:07:00,888 --> 01:07:03,690
It was a highly
accurate tracking device
1457
01:07:03,725 --> 01:07:06,460
that has led me right
to you and Tina.
1458
01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:07,594
Now, I was beginning to think
1459
01:07:07,627 --> 01:07:09,529
that she would
elude me forever.
1460
01:07:09,563 --> 01:07:10,732
She's smart.
1461
01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,734
She is mine.
1462
01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:17,571
And the Crimson Lance
1463
01:07:17,604 --> 01:07:18,773
are on their way
to collect her now.
1464
01:07:18,806 --> 01:07:20,808
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1465
01:07:20,842 --> 01:07:21,876
No, you won't.
1466
01:07:21,909 --> 01:07:23,610
Because if you did,
1467
01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:26,680
then I would have to kill
1468
01:07:26,714 --> 01:07:29,583
the rest of that heroic
band of vault hunters
1469
01:07:29,616 --> 01:07:31,651
she's been slumming
around with.
1470
01:07:31,685 --> 01:07:33,955
And I promise you, Lilith,
1471
01:07:33,988 --> 01:07:35,555
they won't be quick deaths.
1472
01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:39,326
Good.
1473
01:07:39,894 --> 01:07:41,229
Glad to see you making
1474
01:07:41,261 --> 01:07:43,630
the smart choice
for once. (CHUCKLES)
1475
01:07:44,732 --> 01:07:46,500
And when this is over,
1476
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:48,401
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1477
01:07:50,637 --> 01:07:51,773
Thank you, Lilith.
1478
01:08:01,548 --> 01:08:03,550
Oh.
1479
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:06,453
Tina, look, I know how
this must look, but...
1480
01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:09,356
I'm the only one who
can open the vault.
1481
01:08:10,992 --> 01:08:14,929
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1482
01:08:19,599 --> 01:08:21,368
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1483
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,937
-Wait.
-Enjoy your freedom.
1484
01:08:22,970 --> 01:08:24,604
-(EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS)
-Tina. Tina, no!
1485
01:08:43,925 --> 01:08:44,992
(GROANS)
1486
01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:51,464
(CLAPTRAP WHOOPING)
1487
01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:53,433
(SIGHS)
1488
01:08:57,571 --> 01:08:59,573
(VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE)
1489
01:09:02,710 --> 01:09:03,711
(STOPS VOCALIZING)
1490
01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:07,647
I'm dancing because...
1491
01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:09,984
you're alive.
1492
01:09:10,017 --> 01:09:11,585
Not because I thought
you were dead.
1493
01:09:11,618 --> 01:09:13,087
Heartwarming.
1494
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,421
Where are the others?
1495
01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:15,990
They found a truck in
the village and left.
1496
01:09:16,023 --> 01:09:17,024
Without me.
1497
01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,426
What village?
1498
01:09:22,562 --> 01:09:24,031
CLAPTRAP: This must have
been one of the original
1499
01:09:24,065 --> 01:09:25,498
Pandoran settlements.
1500
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,400
How quaint.
1501
01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:31,072
I know this place.
1502
01:09:32,405 --> 01:09:33,406
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1503
01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:40,114
(SCREAMING)
1504
01:09:40,147 --> 01:09:42,149
(TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1505
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:50,057
LILITH'S MOM: Come
on. Come on. Leave it.
1506
01:09:50,091 --> 01:09:51,524
Come on, sweetie.
1507
01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:54,694
TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith!
1508
01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:56,130
Come on! Come on!
1509
01:09:57,564 --> 01:09:59,367
Remember I will always love you!
1510
01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:00,400
YOUNG LILITH: Mama!
1511
01:10:00,968 --> 01:10:02,669
No!
1512
01:10:10,745 --> 01:10:11,913
CLAPTRAP: Hey,
where are you going?
1513
01:10:12,980 --> 01:10:13,981
Lilith.
1514
01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:15,615
Lilith!
1515
01:10:32,432 --> 01:10:34,168
Is this your home?
1516
01:10:34,201 --> 01:10:35,202
Yeah.
1517
01:10:35,970 --> 01:10:38,471
I used to live here once.
1518
01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:55,655
CLAPTRAP: This place is...
1519
01:10:56,857 --> 01:10:59,927
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1520
01:11:03,230 --> 01:11:04,799
That drawing...
1521
01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:08,468
(POWERING DOWN) I feel strange.
1522
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:15,876
Lilith.
1523
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,644
Mom?
1524
01:11:18,779 --> 01:11:20,181
If you're seeing this...
1525
01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:23,985
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1526
01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:28,990
I'm so sorry that
I sent you away.
1527
01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,590
I didn't want to.
1528
01:11:31,759 --> 01:11:33,995
But as soon as I realized
1529
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,595
what you are,
1530
01:11:35,628 --> 01:11:37,064
what you might become...
1531
01:11:38,565 --> 01:11:41,568
I knew you'd never be
safe here on Pandora.
1532
01:11:42,569 --> 01:11:44,705
But if you ever return,
1533
01:11:44,739 --> 01:11:47,842
I've made sure that
Claptrap will find you,
1534
01:11:48,675 --> 01:11:50,878
help you understand...
1535
01:11:51,846 --> 01:11:53,047
your destiny.
1536
01:11:53,981 --> 01:11:55,182
(GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM)
1537
01:11:57,818 --> 01:12:00,087
Lilith, I love you.
1538
01:12:05,826 --> 01:12:06,827
(CRYING)
1539
01:12:10,097 --> 01:12:11,232
I wish...
1540
01:12:12,599 --> 01:12:16,203
I could hold you one last time.
1541
01:12:27,614 --> 01:12:28,615
Tina!
1542
01:12:31,285 --> 01:12:34,221
CLAPTRAP: Whoa. That
was weird. (LAUGHS)
1543
01:12:34,255 --> 01:12:36,123
I blacked out.
1544
01:12:36,157 --> 01:12:39,026
Did something important happen?
1545
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,593
-(WIND BLOWING)
-(TANNIS GASPS)
1546
01:12:41,829 --> 01:12:42,963
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1547
01:12:52,740 --> 01:12:54,208
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1548
01:13:01,215 --> 01:13:03,050
(BEEPING FASTER)
1549
01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:06,120
TANNIS: It's saying it's here.
1550
01:13:06,153 --> 01:13:07,721
TINY TINA: All I'm
seeing is some holes.
1551
01:13:07,755 --> 01:13:09,256
Are you sure this is it?
1552
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:10,724
TANNIS: I don't
know. It's somewhere.
1553
01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,259
TINY TINA: Okay, what
does it look like?
1554
01:13:12,293 --> 01:13:14,195
TANNIS: Big. It's an arch.
1555
01:13:15,830 --> 01:13:17,865
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1556
01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:18,933
TINY TINA: How do
you know it's here?
1557
01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:21,035
TANNIS: Because I'm
feeling emotion.
1558
01:13:21,068 --> 01:13:22,570
TINY TINA: Can you
be more specific?
1559
01:13:22,602 --> 01:13:24,637
-Thing of power!
-Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1560
01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:26,707
-Okay, I get it...
-But that means something!
1561
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:28,109
No, no, no!
1562
01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:29,642
I'm not following.
1563
01:13:31,112 --> 01:13:32,146
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1564
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:41,055
(TANNIS GRUNTS)
1565
01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,760
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1566
01:13:47,862 --> 01:13:49,864
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1567
01:14:04,677 --> 01:14:06,347
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1568
01:14:07,715 --> 01:14:09,283
Me? (CHUCKLES)
1569
01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:12,086
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1570
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:14,755
Whatever this is, it's
gonna make me invincible.
1571
01:14:25,032 --> 01:14:26,734
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1572
01:14:30,271 --> 01:14:32,273
(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1573
01:14:39,313 --> 01:14:40,680
(MUSIC FADES)
1574
01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,151
(SIGHING)
1575
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,688
What just happened?
1576
01:14:48,722 --> 01:14:51,258
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1577
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:56,764
Apparently not.
1578
01:14:57,765 --> 01:14:59,200
(CLAPPING NEARBY)
1579
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:00,834
ATLAS: Well done, Tina.
1580
01:15:01,302 --> 01:15:02,336
Well done.
1581
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:07,975
Amazing effort.
1582
01:15:13,214 --> 01:15:14,915
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1583
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:18,185
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1584
01:15:26,493 --> 01:15:28,462
You survived the worst
planet in the galaxy.
1585
01:15:28,495 --> 01:15:31,899
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1586
01:15:31,932 --> 01:15:34,034
You've made your
father so proud.
1587
01:15:37,338 --> 01:15:38,472
Commander Knoxx,
1588
01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,408
I need her nervous
system intact.
1589
01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:43,143
Keep the organs on ice.
1590
01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:47,147
Perhaps we'll have better
luck with the next clone.
1591
01:15:48,148 --> 01:15:49,817
ROLAND: Hey, asshole.
1592
01:15:58,158 --> 01:16:00,894
That was quite an
entrance, Roland.
1593
01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:02,162
You miss me?
1594
01:16:02,196 --> 01:16:04,431
You might have saved the
day if it wasn't for...
1595
01:16:05,866 --> 01:16:07,434
my Atlas auto shield.
1596
01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:14,808
Kill them all.
1597
01:16:14,842 --> 01:16:16,243
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1598
01:16:20,514 --> 01:16:21,815
Hold your fire.
1599
01:16:22,283 --> 01:16:23,484
That's an order.
1600
01:16:23,517 --> 01:16:24,753
SOLDIER: You heard
the commander.
1601
01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:25,919
Weapons down.
1602
01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,093
KNOXX: Roland, you were right.
1603
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:36,330
I should've...
1604
01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:37,498
(TINY TINA GASPS)
1605
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,435
No!
1606
01:16:41,468 --> 01:16:42,469
No!
1607
01:16:43,971 --> 01:16:45,406
Any other objections?
1608
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:47,574
LILITH: Just one!
1609
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:52,046
That you continue breathing.
1610
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:53,414
But I'll allow it
1611
01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:55,849
if you let my
friends go in peace.
1612
01:16:57,017 --> 01:16:58,552
And tell me, Lilith,
1613
01:16:58,585 --> 01:17:00,387
just why would I do that?
1614
01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:05,259
Because I'm the
daughter of Eridia.
1615
01:17:06,994 --> 01:17:08,797
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1616
01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:09,897
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1617
01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:11,398
Eridian goddess.
1618
01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:12,900
It's your planet, Lilith.
1619
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,835
You have to protect it.
1620
01:17:14,868 --> 01:17:16,503
MOXXI: Mama loved you.
1621
01:17:16,537 --> 01:17:19,006
She always told me
how special you were.
1622
01:17:19,039 --> 01:17:21,175
LILITH: I found it.
1623
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:22,476
TANNIS: How did...?
LILITH: I don't know.
1624
01:17:22,509 --> 01:17:24,345
Just lucky, I guess.
1625
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:30,551
CLAPTRAP: Daughter
of Eridia, baby!
1626
01:17:30,584 --> 01:17:32,119
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1627
01:17:32,152 --> 01:17:33,153
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS)
1628
01:17:34,888 --> 01:17:35,923
But...
1629
01:17:35,956 --> 01:17:37,091
But I'm the special one.
1630
01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:39,393
Oh, you are.
1631
01:17:40,361 --> 01:17:41,862
Just not the way you thought.
1632
01:17:43,364 --> 01:17:44,365
I open the vault...
1633
01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:46,367
the girl goes free.
1634
01:17:48,936 --> 01:17:50,839
You open the vault
1635
01:17:50,871 --> 01:17:52,439
and you all go free.
1636
01:17:53,207 --> 01:17:54,541
You have my word.
1637
01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:58,612
TANNIS: I just figured it out.
1638
01:17:58,645 --> 01:18:01,482
Your mother gave you to me
1639
01:18:01,515 --> 01:18:02,916
to take you away from here,
1640
01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:05,386
so you would never have
to open that vault.
1641
01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,020
CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY)
Well, that worked out great.
1642
01:18:08,589 --> 01:18:10,124
I have to open it.
1643
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,262
No salvation without sacrifice.
1644
01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:16,330
Remember?
1645
01:18:17,598 --> 01:18:18,632
But you can't.
1646
01:18:19,266 --> 01:18:20,300
You can't.
1647
01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:21,635
It's fine.
1648
01:18:22,302 --> 01:18:23,370
You're safe.
1649
01:18:24,505 --> 01:18:25,506
And, Tina,
1650
01:18:26,507 --> 01:18:28,242
memories are more powerful
1651
01:18:28,275 --> 01:18:31,211
than anything Atlas
could ever create.
1652
01:18:31,245 --> 01:18:33,914
Now, you got one of me.
1653
01:18:33,947 --> 01:18:35,949
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1654
01:19:10,284 --> 01:19:12,286
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1655
01:19:30,170 --> 01:19:31,205
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1656
01:19:46,053 --> 01:19:47,488
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1657
01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:50,624
Yes.
1658
01:20:03,771 --> 01:20:05,305
Tannis, what's happening?
1659
01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:07,374
The Eridians have delivered us
1660
01:20:07,407 --> 01:20:08,977
a champion.
1661
01:20:09,009 --> 01:20:10,444
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1662
01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:15,382
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1663
01:20:25,526 --> 01:20:27,127
The legends were true.
1664
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,529
She's the Firehawk.
1665
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,163
Lilith, can you hear me?
1666
01:20:31,766 --> 01:20:34,568
Take me into the vault.
1667
01:20:34,601 --> 01:20:37,104
If you won't, I'm going to
have to hurt your friends.
1668
01:20:38,572 --> 01:20:39,640
(GRUNTS)
1669
01:20:39,673 --> 01:20:40,674
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
1670
01:20:41,642 --> 01:20:42,676
Pull me up!
1671
01:20:42,710 --> 01:20:43,711
TINY TINA: Lilith, help!
1672
01:20:44,444 --> 01:20:45,445
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1673
01:21:04,131 --> 01:21:06,300
-Make it rain, Tina!
-(GRUNTS)
1674
01:21:14,174 --> 01:21:15,275
Attack!
1675
01:21:15,309 --> 01:21:16,310
(ALL YELLING)
1676
01:21:20,715 --> 01:21:21,749
Are you guys shooting?
1677
01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:23,317
I'm sorry, I didn't
feel a thing.
1678
01:21:23,350 --> 01:21:24,418
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1679
01:21:24,451 --> 01:21:25,652
Run, run.
1680
01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:30,657
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1681
01:21:32,526 --> 01:21:34,661
CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1682
01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:38,833
Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS)
1683
01:21:38,866 --> 01:21:40,100
(GRUNTS)
1684
01:21:40,133 --> 01:21:41,869
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1685
01:21:44,872 --> 01:21:46,306
(LILITH GROANING)
1686
01:21:57,451 --> 01:21:59,353
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1687
01:22:04,257 --> 01:22:05,292
(GRUNTS)
1688
01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:10,197
(LAUGHING)
1689
01:22:29,316 --> 01:22:30,752
(EXHALING)
1690
01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:33,888
Lilith. Lilith!
1691
01:22:35,757 --> 01:22:37,157
No!
1692
01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,626
Lilith, can you hear me?
1693
01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:44,331
(SCREAMING)
1694
01:22:47,935 --> 01:22:49,403
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1695
01:22:54,241 --> 01:22:56,811
TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1696
01:23:04,317 --> 01:23:05,352
Lilith.
1697
01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:07,454
Please wake up.
1698
01:23:08,856 --> 01:23:10,624
LILITH: Tannis, run.
1699
01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:13,360
(GRUNTS)
1700
01:23:15,462 --> 01:23:16,463
(EXHALES)
1701
01:23:19,901 --> 01:23:21,301
(GUNS POWERING UP)
1702
01:23:30,812 --> 01:23:31,979
(STRAINING)
1703
01:23:41,354 --> 01:23:42,824
(ROARS)
1704
01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:45,225
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1705
01:23:49,931 --> 01:23:51,364
(GROANS)
1706
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,702
KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me!
1707
01:24:01,843 --> 01:24:03,010
(GRUNTS)
1708
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:12,419
CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run!
1709
01:24:14,254 --> 01:24:16,323
-(SOLDIER EXCLAIMS)
-(GASPS)
1710
01:24:20,795 --> 01:24:21,796
SOLDIER: Go! Move, move!
1711
01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:30,570
ROLAND: Shit!
1712
01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:46,620
(TANNIS COUGHING)
1713
01:24:51,893 --> 01:24:53,593
CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive.
1714
01:24:53,995 --> 01:24:55,662
I'm alive!
1715
01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:57,531
This guy, not so much.
1716
01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:03,938
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:25:05,973 --> 01:25:07,008
A siren.
1718
01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:08,042
ROLAND: Tina!
1719
01:25:08,642 --> 01:25:09,643
Tina!
1720
01:25:10,644 --> 01:25:11,645
Tina!
1721
01:25:15,582 --> 01:25:17,384
Tannis, where's Tina?
1722
01:25:17,852 --> 01:25:18,853
ATLAS: Lilith!
1723
01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:23,057
I warned you not
to disappoint me.
1724
01:25:23,090 --> 01:25:25,525
Take me to the vault now.
1725
01:25:25,559 --> 01:25:27,561
(WHIMPERING)
1726
01:25:46,646 --> 01:25:48,950
CLAPTRAP: Well, shit.
1727
01:25:51,953 --> 01:25:53,054
(TINY TINA GRUNTING)
1728
01:26:00,027 --> 01:26:01,762
Let go of me!
1729
01:26:01,796 --> 01:26:03,363
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1730
01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,738
Lilith!
1731
01:26:10,771 --> 01:26:12,039
(VOICE ECHOES)
Lilith, show yourself!
1732
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,442
Show yourself or I kill her!
1733
01:26:16,509 --> 01:26:17,712
I'll do it!
1734
01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,579
Believe me.
1735
01:26:19,613 --> 01:26:20,982
LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES)
Oh, I believe you.
1736
01:26:22,415 --> 01:26:23,818
ATLAS: Ah, Lilith.
1737
01:26:25,418 --> 01:26:26,419
This is...
1738
01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:31,524
unbelievable.
1739
01:26:34,494 --> 01:26:36,898
So much more than
I ever imagined.
1740
01:26:39,834 --> 01:26:43,738
The treasures of a race who
once ruled the galaxies.
1741
01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:44,772
Look.
1742
01:26:47,141 --> 01:26:49,442
The power. Can you feel it?
1743
01:26:50,077 --> 01:26:51,611
Can you...
1744
01:26:53,748 --> 01:26:55,716
LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it.
1745
01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:59,686
Honestly, it makes
me a little sick.
1746
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,554
You'll get used to it.
1747
01:27:01,588 --> 01:27:03,024
LILITH: Yeah. You see...
1748
01:27:03,057 --> 01:27:06,160
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1749
01:27:08,996 --> 01:27:09,997
Enough.
1750
01:27:13,034 --> 01:27:14,567
ATLAS: Lilith.
LILITH: Over here.
1751
01:27:16,636 --> 01:27:17,805
Lose something?
1752
01:27:17,838 --> 01:27:18,839
(POWERS DOWN)
1753
01:27:19,673 --> 01:27:20,674
Tina!
1754
01:27:21,574 --> 01:27:22,810
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1755
01:27:26,847 --> 01:27:27,882
TINY TINA: Ta-da.
1756
01:27:29,482 --> 01:27:30,483
(GROANS)
1757
01:27:31,786 --> 01:27:33,087
LILITH: Bye-bye.
1758
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:34,755
No, Lilith.
1759
01:27:34,789 --> 01:27:35,990
-Lilith, please.
-LILITH: Don't worry.
1760
01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:38,960
You won't get lonely down here.
1761
01:27:40,627 --> 01:27:42,063
No. No.
1762
01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:43,931
No, no, no. No!
1763
01:27:43,965 --> 01:27:45,532
Lilith! Tina!
1764
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:48,535
No, no, no!
1765
01:27:48,568 --> 01:27:50,104
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
-(CREATURE ROARING)
1766
01:27:57,712 --> 01:27:59,046
(SCREAMING)
1767
01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:04,819
(CROWD CHEERING)
1768
01:28:06,988 --> 01:28:08,990
(LIKE SUGAR BY
CHAKA KHAN PLAYING)
1769
01:28:15,196 --> 01:28:16,563
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1770
01:28:17,732 --> 01:28:18,733
♪ So sweet ♪
1771
01:28:21,501 --> 01:28:22,737
(ULULATING)
1772
01:28:24,005 --> 01:28:25,940
CLAPTRAP: Excuse
me! Coming through.
1773
01:28:25,973 --> 01:28:28,042
Make way for the hero!
1774
01:28:29,276 --> 01:28:31,278
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1775
01:28:32,146 --> 01:28:33,546
Hey.
1776
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,581
You hear that?
1777
01:28:35,282 --> 01:28:36,616
What?
1778
01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:40,254
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1779
01:28:41,554 --> 01:28:42,555
(ROLAND SCOFFS)
1780
01:28:43,057 --> 01:28:44,091
ROLAND: Enjoy it.
1781
01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:46,227
Let's make it last.
1782
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:47,828
I made you a little tea.
1783
01:28:47,862 --> 01:28:49,930
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1784
01:29:02,009 --> 01:29:04,011
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1785
01:29:21,028 --> 01:29:22,863
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1786
01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:24,065
Let's join the party.
1787
01:29:24,098 --> 01:29:26,967
CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray!
1788
01:29:27,001 --> 01:29:30,037
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1789
01:29:30,071 --> 01:29:31,539
-That's never happened before.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
1790
01:29:31,571 --> 01:29:32,807
You ready?
1791
01:29:34,108 --> 01:29:35,209
We'll meet you there.
1792
01:29:35,242 --> 01:29:36,811
I got you.
1793
01:29:36,844 --> 01:29:37,878
Come on, Krieg.
1794
01:29:37,912 --> 01:29:39,146
Time to go get drunk.
1795
01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:41,148
KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta.
1796
01:29:44,752 --> 01:29:45,753
So...
1797
01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:48,189
Uh...
1798
01:29:48,956 --> 01:29:50,724
I don't think so.
1799
01:29:51,325 --> 01:29:52,860
Come on. (SIGHS)
1800
01:29:52,893 --> 01:29:53,961
Do the thing.
1801
01:29:56,363 --> 01:29:57,998
I'm a bit old, I think,
1802
01:29:58,032 --> 01:30:00,868
to be setting myself on
fire for your amusement.
1803
01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:02,236
You know you want to.
1804
01:30:05,638 --> 01:30:06,673
LILITH: Let me
tell you everything
1805
01:30:06,707 --> 01:30:09,143
you need to know about Pandora.
1806
01:30:09,910 --> 01:30:10,945
She's dangerous.
1807
01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:12,146
She's dirty.
1808
01:30:12,179 --> 01:30:14,882
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1809
01:30:16,050 --> 01:30:18,018
But, she's my home.
1810
01:30:22,089 --> 01:30:23,791
(CLAPTRAP SCOFFS)
1811
01:30:23,824 --> 01:30:25,326
CLAPTRAP: What a show-off.
1812
01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:26,659
(SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT BY
THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING)
1813
01:30:26,693 --> 01:30:29,662
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1814
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:33,367
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1815
01:30:35,035 --> 01:30:38,339
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1816
01:30:39,740 --> 01:30:44,979
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1817
01:31:05,032 --> 01:31:08,369
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1818
01:31:09,870 --> 01:31:13,274
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1819
01:31:13,307 --> 01:31:16,977
♪ I'm waiting,
praying Patiently ♪
1820
01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:21,382
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1821
01:31:24,451 --> 01:31:27,755
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1822
01:31:29,156 --> 01:31:31,392
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1823
01:31:33,093 --> 01:31:36,263
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1824
01:31:37,965 --> 01:31:40,768
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1825
01:31:43,837 --> 01:31:47,107
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1826
01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:52,279
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1827
01:32:13,968 --> 01:32:17,071
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1828
01:32:18,739 --> 01:32:20,841
♪ Shine a little
light On my soul ♪
1829
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,813
♪ I'm waiting,
praying Patiently ♪
1830
01:32:27,147 --> 01:32:29,817
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1831
01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:32,186
I come to dance, mofo.
1832
01:32:32,219 --> 01:32:33,487
(WHOOPING)
1833
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,956
(EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY)
1834
01:32:35,990 --> 01:32:37,726
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1835
01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:38,859
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1836
01:32:38,892 --> 01:32:40,261
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1837
01:32:40,294 --> 01:32:42,029
What's goin' on here? No!
1838
01:32:42,062 --> 01:32:43,230
It's my Easter egg!
1839
01:32:43,264 --> 01:32:44,498
Ah! You son of a...
1840
01:32:44,531 --> 01:32:46,300
Don't make me leave!
1841
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,869
Not when I'm giving the
people what they want!
1842
01:32:48,902 --> 01:32:50,904
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1843
01:33:38,085 --> 01:33:40,087
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
1844
01:34:31,538 --> 01:34:33,540
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1845
01:40:29,696 --> 01:40:31,531
(MUSIC FADES)
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