All language subtitles for YouTube Poker Alice (1987)

Dead or alive!

I told you in New Orleans
how it would be out here.

- You most certainly did not.
- The hell I didn't.

- The hell you did.

- I told you how it is out in this country.

I was honest with you.

You never once mentioned
the dust storms, the sand fleas,

the beetles, and the damn
loneliness of it all.

I asked you to come out here
and live with me and you came.

I even let you bring your cousin
with you if he is your cousin.

You leave cousin John out of this.

The only place we ever lost him
was in the bedroom

and even then I could feel him hovering

around the door jamb
like some anxious mother.

You didn't tell me you were a widower
with three children either.

I forgot.

- You forgot. Dear lord.

That's right. I forgot to tell you.
In New Orleans-

In New Orleans? In New Orleans,
we wined and danced the night away,

and mister, I can hardly wait to go back.

Suppose you'll be going back
to what you were when I met you.

Yes, I suppose I shall.
I'm rather good at it. Remember?

I warned you in New Orleans, didn't I?

I told you you couldn't believe
anything a westerner says.

They're the most adept liars
in the entire world.

- I wouldn't say that.

- Then don't.

Westerners.

We'd like to go to New Orleans.

- From here?

- Well we got to hear from there.

You do have trains going east, don't you?

They don't just all go west
and disappear do they?

Got just as many going east as going west.

That's kind of the way it works out.

- When is the uh, next one?

- Four days.
- Four days?

Well now, there's a westbound
going through tomorrow morning.

You can take that as far
as King City if you have a mind to

and layover there for the eastbound.

There's nothing at all
until tomorrow morning?

That's what I just got done
telling you, didn't I?

Now if you care to sit a spell
I'll take you over to my house

and I can rent you bed for a dollar.

If you're hungry
supper will be another dollar.

If you wanna wash up that's 50 cents
and rags to dry with is a quarter.

Probably charge for the use
of your outhouse, too.

Now what kind of a fellow do you think I am
to charge you for the use of his outhouse?

Well, it's something anyway.

- Paper'll cost you 50 cents.

- What were you?

- I beg your pardon?

Well I heard you tell that man
you're going back to what you were good at

What was it that you were so good at?

- Not what you're thinking.

- What am I thinking?

Considering the pitifully few things
a woman is permitted

to be in this world
you're probably thinking prostitute.

No, 'cause you don't look
anything like one of them.

You don't look anything like
Nelly pig or Diamond Tooth Lil.

I'm Jeremy Collins. What's yours?

Apparently you suffer
from overdeveloped curiosity.

Now will you please leave me alone?

- Sure.

Easiest thing to do in this world is
just leave somebody alone.

Alice. Alice,
we'll have to stay here tonight.

- This gentleman has informed me

there isn't a train going east
for four days.

Tomorrow morning we'll go
to a place called King City.

Wait for it.

- Mighty lively place, King City.

It was named after a poker hand
where a pair of kings beat a full house.

How could a pair of kings beat a full house?

Easy. Fellow with a pair
of kings pulled a 45.

Well now uh, you two come with me.

- Which two?

The woman and that one there
that looks like he was weaned

on a pickle and growed up wormy.

This is where me and my woman used to sleep.

She always claimed she was gonna fix it
up pretty, but she never got around to it.

Where is she, your woman?

- I buried her. Had to, she was dead.

Yeah, I come in here one day

and she was sitting at the table deader
than a can of corned beef.

Poor woman didn't even have a chance
to finish her bowl of prunes.

Hit me pretty hard, ma'am,

but what come close to shaking me was
after I'd done finished digging her grave

I come in here to get her
and she was all stiffened up

harder than a railroad tie.

I couldn't straighten her out.

Had to bury her sitting up.

Poor woman has to sit up straight
and proper 'til judgment day.

Uh, if you'd care for a bowl
of prairie hen stew that ain't

but a week old I can give you a discount.

Oh, uh, I'm, I'm not hungry.
Thank you really.

Why don't we take turns sleeping
while the other keeps watch?

When I think we could be
in New Orleans tonight dining

at Antoine's, violins, vintage wine.

- Oh, stop torturing yourself.

We're where we are and that's it.

- King City.

Probably another one of these western holes
with nothing, but saloons and gambling.

Alice.

Alice, what are you doing?

No, I take it back.
I know what you're doing.

You're planning on gambling
when we get there, aren't you?

- Of course.
- Of course.

You'll sit at the table with men
and they'll become familiar with you

and one of them will take vulgar liberties
and I'll have to shoot him

just like I had to shoot
that man in Natchez.

Alice, every time you sit

at the table something disastrous happens
to both of us and you know it.

Do stop going on so, cousin John.

It inhibits my concentration.

- Your concentration be damned.

I'm gonna be killed someday because of you.

Dead riders are of no use to anyone,
especially to himself.

You haven't written a word in months
and I haven't gambled in months.

I just hope I'm not getting rusty.

That stuff's gonna kill you.

- Something eventually kills everyone.

This just happens to be my choice.

I've never been after
a bounty hunter before.

I never even heard of going
after a bounty hunter.

But there's a lot of things
ain't been done 'til somebody done 'em.

There's a first time for everything
except dying and that ain't a first time.

It's an only time.

- You sure are deep thinker, JD.

Ain't he a deep thinker though, Mason?

- Makes me tremble.

Let's go.

I don't reckon you'd
care for a plate of stew

before it leaves home
and goes off on its own.

- Oh, I ate last week. Thanks.

- Well, ain't that queer.

This stew hasn't been heated up
for three days and it's still bubbling.

It's not bubbling.
There's something swimming in there.

- By dang, you're right.

This man come through here
the last few days?

- You trying to spoil my appetite?

- You seen him?

- No, I ain't seen him. Don't wanna see him.

Don't ever wanna see nobody as ugly as him.

Well if he comes through here,
don't mess with him.

Telegraph the sheriff up in King City.
You hear?

Be an angel
and turn off the light will you?

Here.

Don't you think it'd be safer
to leave it on?

Oh, John.

Do you think some horrid hairy
six-legged thing is gonna

come crawling out of a hole to get you?

- Alice, I wish you hadn't suggested that.

Oh, John.

Will you please turn off the light
and come to sleep?

- Alice. Just in case.

- Oh, thank you.

Goodnight, cousin Alice.

- Goodnight, cousin John.

- Sorry. Hope I didn't wake you.

I'm not a heavy sleeper.

Particularly not in a place like this.

- Would you like some coffee?

- Thank you.

Thanks.

- Welcome.

- Do you do this often?

- What's that?

Wander around the prairie,
saddlebags and no horse.

- Oh, well my horse was shot this morning.

Third horse I've lost like that this year.

- Really?

Yeah.

- Are you a lawman or a bandit?

Apparently you suffer from
an overdeveloped curiosity.

Touche. I'm Alice Moffit.

I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.

I'm an only child
and I dislike the color orange.

- I'm Jeremy Collins.

I'm from nowhere trying to get somewhere
and I have picked a low road to get there.

- Tax collector?

- I'm a bounty hunter, Miss Moffit.

I bring 'em in dead or alive.
No questions asked.

You sound like you really enjoy your work.

- No, I don't.

I never have, but I'm good at it.

I've been doing it since the war.

This uh, poster here, this is my last one
and he's worth $5,000.

When I get him I'm going to California.

You ever been to California?

- I haven't even thought about it.

- That's good country.

Good weather all year.

Kinda perfect for horse breeding, you know?

- Is that what you plan to do?

That's precisely what I plan to do,
soon as I bring him in.

I don't like to leave unfinished business.

Uh, this place we're going to tomorrow,
King City, do you know it well?

Well enough to know you won't like it.

It's not a town for a lady.

- Is that what you've decided I am?

Well, you talk like a lady
and you certainly look like a lady.

And you've already decided
I won't like this town

because there's lots of liquor
and gambling, all that?

- Mostly all that.

Alice, don't you think
it's about time you got some sleep?

I doubt I'll go back to sleep
but I suppose I should try.

Well, thanks for the coffee.

- My pleasure.

Miss Moffit, I work out of King City.

Maybe we'll meet again.

Miss Moffit.

I just wanted another look.

Good night.

- Good night.

Why are you staring at me?

You've read that bible
since we were children.

I often wonder why.

Is it all those gory beheadings,
murders, assassinations, fiery furnaces?

Is that what intrigues you?

- This is the only thing father ever gave me

that he didn't take back
after he disowned me.

Maybe that's why I read it.

This book, this book and royal flush
are the only two things

in my life that have never changed.

And you of course, cousin John.
You've never changed.

- You like him, don't you?

- I beg your pardon?

- That horseless ne'er-do-well.

You're rather taken with him, aren't you?

- I- I barely know him.

You got out of bed in the middle
of the night to talk to him.

Cousin John.

- Just trying to protect you, Alice.

Are you telling me what kind of man
I should like and shouldn't like?

Well, you haven't been very successful
with men thus far, have you?

Well, more successful
than you've been with these,

these pages that keep promising
to turn into a novel.

Oh, Alice, there's no need to change
the subject by insulting me.

John, we have been together
since the year one

and I have loved you like a brother,
but at times you can be so tedious.

Tedious? Alice, it's amazing
I'm not in a mad house.

- Oh, yes.

A proper Bostonian in a heathen land

and a writer of promise who hasn't put
pen to paper in more than a year.

- How can I when you occupy all my time?

When my every waking hour is devoted to you?

Are you trying to tell me
that I'm the reason you don't write?

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

700, 800,

900. Hm.

- Yes, Miss?

- Sherry, please.

I don't mean any disrespect Miss,
but this parlor car is first class only.

- I am first class. Can't you tell?

When's the last time you saw
something like that

west of the Mississippi?

Not a bad likeness, is it?

You could scare all the kids with it.

Bounty hunter left it. That Collins.

For a whole year now, every time a breeze
comes up I can smell him coming.

Now it's my turn.

- The one who left this, where'd he go?

- K- K- King City.

I reckon he told you to use that
there telegraph if you happen to see me.

Yeah, that sure is what he told you.

You ain't never seen me, old man.

In your whole miserable life,
you ain't never seen me.

Oh, my. My goodness, I'm sorry.

- Are you all right?

Yes, I... Oh yes. How clumsy of me.

And I, I think it's the train
that's clumsy, ma'am.

Would it be terribly forward if I were to
ask if I could sit here for a moment?

The man in the seat next to me is smoking
the most frightful cigar.

Of course, your wife will be back.

- Cousin.
- I beg your pardon?

The lady sitting next to me
who occupies that seat is my cousin.

We are traveling together.

You might say I'm uh, her guardian.

How quaint.

- Excuse me. May I introduce myself?

My name is Paul McCarthy.

- Alice Moffit.

- Miss? Mrs.?

- Miss.

Miss Moffit, uh, how are you enjoying
our New Mexico territory?

Well all I can say is, Mr. McCarthy,

out here one feels less
constrained by ancient protocol

and family tradition,
if you know what I mean.

Well, I think that what you are saying is,
Miss Moffit,

that you enjoy the freedom
to do as you please.

- Exactly.

Well in that case, I feel free to invite
you to join me and my friends.

Are you uh, familiar with a card game
called stud poker?

- Well I, I have played it.

I assure you that anything you lose
would be returned to you after the game.

Uh, my friends and I would never
think of taking money from a lady.

It is your company that we prize.

What if by some strange happenstance,
I should win?

Naturally, uh, you would keep
your winnings, Miss Moffit.

Our losses to you be our pleasure.

Oh. How fortunate for the weaker sex.

- Gentlemen, may I introduce Miss Moffit?

Mr. Carter, Mr. Gray.

- Gentlemen.
- Pleasure. Ma'am.

- Uh, what did you say this game is called?

- A five card stud, Miss Moffit.

Of course if you'd prefer
another game, why, we'd be

more than happy to accommodate.

- Oh, not at all.

I mean it really is just to pass the time,
isn't it?

- You know how to deal Miss Moffit?

Well, perhaps not as well as you
gentlemen, but I- I- I can deal.

Please, do us the honor.

- We'll let you set the limit, Miss Moffit.

Really?

Can't that be dangerous?

- Well, we're not worried.

- Card.

The game is five card stud.

Nothing wild and no limit.

- No limit.

Oh. Limits are such a bother,
don't you think?

You know, it's so unusual to see a gentleman
like yourself reading the Bible.

Are you a man of the cloth?

- It's not mine.

- Oh. So-

Well, if you're not a preacher,
may I ask what you are?

- I- I'm a writer.

Really?

A writer. Huh. What have you written?

- Nothing.

Hm. I see.

Hm. So you're traveling
in search of the right atmosphere.

No, I'm, I'm, I'm traveling because
my cousin is traveling.

I myself enjoy travel.
A new face, a chance encounter.

Supper. Supper service.

Oh, the book of Proverbs.
So filled with beautiful truths.

The lips of a strange woman
dropped as a honeycomb

and her mouth is smoother than oil.

- But her end is bitter as wormwood.

Sharp as a two edge sword.

Perhaps I'll just leave you to your Bible
and to the care of your cousin.

Pity.

How do you think
you're gonna like playing poker

when you learn how to play the game,
Miss Moffit?

Does the lady over there
work this road regularly?

- Never seen her before.

- Queens bet, 500.

Ten of hearts. King of diamonds.

- The queens bet, 1000.

- Queen of spades, 10 of clubs.

- The three ladies bet, 3000.

- I'll be right back.

Jake, lend me a few thousand.

I can't let her get away
with a bluff like that.

What makes you think
she's bluffing, McCarthy?

- Oh, she's gotta be bluffing.

- No woman can have a run of luck like that.

- The cards don't know she's a woman.

- It's just a few thousand.

I don't loan money, McCarthy. You know that.

Jake, she's cleaned me out

The only thing I got left is my house.

- You're so dumb, McCarthy. You know that?

Look at that face.

You don't see a poker face
like that in no choir loft.

Can't learn it in no finishing school
for young gentlewomen either.

See it across poker tables from Boston to
San Francisco and from Chicago to El Paso.

Seems to me all you can do is fold.
Your call.

- Jake, she's bluffing.

I know it.

You don't know nothing about her.
You already proved that.

But if you're so sure
she's bluffing, McCarthy,

you shouldn't mind putting up your house.

- I have a house in King City.

It's gotta be worth at least $3,000.

- Do you know this man? For how long?

- Years.

- Does he have a house?

Then it's your play.

- I call.

- A straight does not beat a full house.

Where's my house?

- I don't like it.
- It couldn't be nobody

but him.
- That's why I don't like it.

He's smarter than that,
to have a fire going.

- He don't know we're after him.

This whole thing smells like an invitation
to a party I don't want to go to.

- Then let me go. I owe him one.

- Well, what if it ain't him?

It won't be the first mistake we ever made.

- Hit 'em, boy.

Whoa, there.

- This is it?

- This is King City, lady.

What'd you expect? A Kentucky estate?

Well, it certainly doesn't look
like it's worth $3,000.

Yeah. It's what's inside that counts.

- Told you you like it.
- Mr. McCarthy.

I would like to speak to you in private.

- Well.

- Ma'am, that's my hat.

- Hi honey.

We're gonna play climb the mountain
and I'm going to be the mountain.

You sir, are a liar.

Me? How'd I lie?
I said I had a house. Is this a house?

- I want my $3,000.

- Oh, you'll get it lady.

Your split with the girls is 60/40.

- Is it indeed?

Every one of those girls averages
8, 10 winks seven days a week.

- Excuse me. Eight- - And some-

- Excuse me. What is a wink?

A wink is all a man gets until he pays.

In this house, every wink pays.

Why this house earned me over $5,000 last
year so don't tell me it ain't worth three.

- I am not a madam.

You are now.

- I certainly am not.

Why without those women you couldn't get
$200 a year in rent for this house.

- You don't want it, huh?

- No, I don't want it.

Well, it's all right with me.
You do it your way.

I'll keep the house and uh,
we'll forget the whole thing.

The devil we'll forget the whole thing.
You lost.

I won.

What's your whole name?

- Alice Moffit.

Alice Moffit.

Well, Alice Moffit,

you're in business.

But if you want some advice,
don't raise the rates.

There's too many going
in this town for less.

Good luck, Alice Moffit.

- You're very kind but I'm going now.

Would you, would you give me
my hat back please? Thank you.

You are the prettiest thing
I have ever seen in my life.

- Thank you so much.
- Now can I help you

with your bloomers, sir?
- No, no, no, no.

Thank you very much.
- Are you sure?

I'll just take them.
They must be very heavy.

Now, I'll see you later.
Remember, you promised.

- Promised? Promised what?

- To see me later.

- Oh, well then I'll see you later.

This is a zoo, an absolute zoo.
There're animals here.

Alice, Alice,
you're not entertaining the idea.

Oh. Of course not.

- Good. Then why do you look so contended?

So like a pussycat
with her belly full of warm cream?

I was just thinking
what father would say

if he could see me now
and where I am.

Well, if he thought gambling
was disgraceful enough

to banish you from Boston
and our family I can...

Alice, this is typical of what happens
every time you play poker.

This game isn't over with yet.

One way or the other,
I'm going to get my $3,000.

Come on now. Give it to me.

- Get your hands off me.
- Give my money.

I ain't giving you nothing and that's that.

- Damn, you.

You promised to pay me
'cause ain't no sanitarium

and I ain't here for no help, jerk.

Ow! Give it to me.

You.

- Me?

- Yes, you. Come in here.

- Who's she?
- I don't know.

- What is your name?

- Betsy Jenkins but they call me Baby Doe.

- Well Baby Doe, I'm the new owner now.

Has this man been with you?

- Yes.
- Then pay her.

- No, she won't do nothing.
- I did too.

- What exactly do you want her to do?

- Well, she could act like she's alive.

She don't even talk to me.

- What would you like her to say?

- She can at least say something sweet.

- For example?

- Like she loves me or something.

- Do you love him?

Love him?

- Obviously she doesn't love you.

Do you want her to lie to you?

- I don't want her to lie to me.

I want her to say it and mean it.

- Then just pay her for her time.

- I ain't giving her nothing.

Cousin Alice only meant it as a suggestion.

Pick it up, hand it to her
and say, "Thank you."

- I ain't saying thank you.

Thank you.

- Well, my name is Alice Moffit.

I'm the new owner of this house.

- Back in town, huh?

- What's it look like to you, Jack?

Looks like to me you're back in town.

That's how come I commented on it.

There you go.

- Ugly, ain't he?

- Seems to be the general opinion.

- What's he wanted for?

- Everything but being ugly.

Killed a man in Fort Worth,
one in Albuquerque, another in Tucson.

Sounds like he's aiming
to start his own graveyard.

What's your hurry?

Oh, I gotta get cleaned up.
There's a lady in town.

- A what?

- A lady.

Uh, you've seen one of those somewhere
in your life, haven't you, Johnny?

Only my mother and she
didn't live in King City.

Whoa, now you be safe.

I'll be in the saloon.

- It's unbelievable. Look at this.

- There were three murders in town last week

and all of 'em no doubt approved
by the town council.

What a hole.

I don't know why you sound so outraged.

You almost shot a man today over $3.

It isn't true.
My only intention was to unsettle him.

Like the man in Natchez.

- Natchez, I meant to shoot over his head.

Was it my fault he stood up
at the same time I pulled the trigger?

What are you doing?

Aren't you going to bed?

- Hm-mm. Going downstairs.

- I think we should talk.

You sound like you're going to be serious.

- Is it your intention to wander

from card table to card table
for the rest of our lives?

John, I am going to gamble
until something more exciting comes along

I have no intentions whatsoever.

- Everyone has intentions.

Everyone with a brain larger
than a kidney bean.

A plan at least, a focus on the future.

I have never thought about the future
or the past either.

Only thing that concerns me is the present
and not all that much either.

Well, maybe it should concern you.

Maybe you should have
a thought for the future.

You're not getting any younger, you know.

- You calling me old and wretched?

No, but you're not young
and virginal anymore are you?

Be an angel and fetch me my red dress
from the closet, will you please?

Fetch me this, fetch me that.

I can't remember a time
when I wasn't fetching for you.

Even in the bath as children,
"Be an angel and fetch me the soap."

You aren't really going downstairs, are you?

- Yes, I am.

- Well, why?

- When we came in I saw poker tables.

Poker tables and men with money.

Is this game open to anyone?

- Yeah. You know somebody who wants to play?

- My name is Alice.

- Lady, this is kind of a serious game.

You know what I mean?

I wouldn't sit in on game
if it wasn't serious.

Well, what he means is uh,
you ain't gonna have to go powder your nose

and go potty every 15 minutes, are you?

You have the cards. If it's your deal, deal.

Just a minute.

- What?

- I didn't see the shuffle.

- There you go.

- I haven't seen you for a while, Jeremy.

Well.

- Been outta town?

- Miss me?

You know I did.
I'm drinking in you're buying.

Do you wanna see me tonight?

- Excuse me.

Come on. 150?

Well, I'll raise you my hand for that.

- Check.

- I call.

- $150. Raise 50.

200.
- 50.

Does your cousin play poker
as well as you drink uh, cousin John?

Well, we're both professional.

Breeding demands it.

Ah, yes. Breeding can be a terrible burden.

- Huh? How would you know?

You don't like me, cousin John. Why is that?

- 'Cause you call me cousin.

You know I really couldn't bear it
if any of these people heard it.

They might think we're related.

That's one reason,
but you have another reason.

What is it?

- I think you know very well.

That's her better skill, right.

- I see.

- No, I don't think you see at all.

- I call. What you got?

- Four 8s. Eat your heart out.

That woman, tell her I want to
see her in my office before she leaves.

- Yes, sir.

Hey can I tell you the truth?

There's a lot of places
I'd like to see before I die

but this King City ain't one of 'em.

- Just gonna ride into town.

I'm gonna kill him
then we're gonna ride out again.

That's all there's gonna be to it.

- I don't mean no offense,

but I- I don't think
you're good enough to take him.

- Him still here, ain't I?

- Yeah, but what bothers me is he is too.

- Come on.

Come in.

- You said you wanted to see me.

- Close the door and sit down.

- I don't take orders from anyone.

Won't you uh,
please close the door and sit down?

My name is Jake Sears and I got a problem.

My problem is I don't know
who you are. Who are you?

- What difference does it make?

- This is my place.

I make it a point of knowing
who turns the cards.

Also, I saw what you did
to McCarthy on the train.

Mr. McCarthy was a poor unfortunate,
begging to be taken.

He was the only competitor I had in town.

I've been trying to put him
out of business for years.

Where'd you work before?

- Work?

- Come on, lady. You are a professional.

Where'd you work last?

Work?

Poker isn't work for me.

Poker is a pure pleasure.

- And one more question.

- You wanna know whether I'm a shark.

I don't like 53 card decks
because I don't run the kind of place

where you need hip boots to wade
through the dead and wounded.

It's kinda bad for the carriage trade.

- Carriage trade.

If you had a carriage trade

in this cultural desert you call a town,
you couldn't get them into this saloon

if you served them water
from the fountain of youth.

But since it's apparently preying
on your mind, I'll tell you.

I've never shaved a deck.

I've never marked an ace.

I don't deal from the bottom
and I have never double discarded.

When I sit in a poker game
I don't cast shadows.

I'm too good to cheat.

Now is that anything else, Mr. Sears?

- Yeah, two things.

The first thing,

don't ever take a cigar out
of my hand again.

And the second thing?

I'll give you a thousand dollars
for your house.

My house is worth $3,000
and that's what you can have it for.

It's worth a thousand
because I'm the only game in town

and I put out the word, lady,
you will find no more takers.

- Oh, Mr. Sears.

You should never have sat in this game

because there is no way in this world
that I am going to let you win.

Alice Moffit, professional gambler.

Now that is gonna take some getting used to.

Can I buy a drink? Two of your best.

Saw you playing earlier.
I didn't think you recognized me.

- Oh, I recognized you.

You almost made me feel bad.
You didn't return my smile.

Here you go.

- Only a loser smiles at a poker table.

I was holding four of a kind
and that's no time for levity.

- Well, you still owe me a smile.

How's that?

- That's just fine.

What are you doing
for the next 30 or 40 years?

Hopefully avoiding strange men
spouting all too familiar lines.

I'm not exactly a stranger now.

We did spend a whole night together.

I mean it was a curtain between us,
of course, but uh...

- I uh, think I should be going.

- Can I see you to your room?

- Well I, I need to go to my bordello first.

- Your what?
- My bordello.

Cousin John seems
to have retired. It's very late.

Would you mind
terribly accompanying me there?

- To the bordello.

- Yes. I- I'll explain it to you.

I hope so.

- What is your name?

- Big Irma.

Uh, Big Irma would you be so kind
as to ask the ladies to come down?

- But they're asleep.

Well, I don't really care
what they're doing.

Just get them.

Thank you.

Hello, Jeremy.

Hi, Irma.

- Know her well?

- Oh, it's a small town.

Aren't they all?

Come on, girls.
She wants to talk to all of us.

I don't know

what she's done heard about.

I don't know what she wants, come on.

You sweet thing.

Well, Jeremy.

- Why, what you-
- There it is.

Oh.
- Hello Jeremy.

- Jeremy.

- Will you please take a seat?

Well, there are going to be
some changes made around here.

Some rules made.

The first rule is no men
will go upstairs on Sundays.

Is that understood?

- Uh, Sunday's one of our busiest days.

- This is my house now

and I'm telling you,
no man will go upstairs on Sunday.

- What'll we do?

- Well, you might try reading the Bible.

That's what Sundays are for.

You better improve the split if we're
gonna lose Sundays to Bible reading.

Oh, that's another thing.
There will be no split.

Whatever you make you keep.
I don't want anything.

- Do you mean that?

- I mean everything I say, Baby Doe.

- Wait 'til old Sears hears about this.

- That's precisely what I am waiting for.

- Nobody here's got no Bible.

- Well,

you do now.

- What are you? A saint?

- I'm a poker player and it's my deal.

You ain't dealing me nothing.

If you don't like the game
you can go to another table.

Goodnight, ladies.

Well, do you still wanna spend
the next 30 or 40 years with me?

Well, you'll sure make time fly colorful.

Something tells me all that was
just your way of trying to put me off.

No, just my way of letting
you know who I am.

You know what they say,
"No illusions. No regret."

- Hm. Tell me something.

That man you're with,
is that really your cousin?

- Yes, John really is my cousin.

We grew up together.
He looked after me. I looked after him.

As children we were inseparable.

Well, I can understand that
as children, but uh-

What you can't understand is
why we're still together.

- Mm-hmm.
- I can't explain it.

We always have been and we still are.

It's as simple as that really.

They weren't who you thought they were.

- No.

They often come like that out of the dark.

- Who?

- Any of the breed I hunt.

- Do you have to live like this?

- If I want to live, yes.

Will you come to dinner
with me tomorrow night?

- Yes.

- I mean just the two of us. No cousin John.

- John won't like it but yes I will.

- May I kiss you?

- I don't like men who ask.

- Alice.

Alice, wake up.

We have less than an hour
before our train leaves.

- Mm. What time is it?

- Our train is leaving in less than an hour.

If you don't hurry, we're going to miss it.

- I'm not taking it.

You're not what?

It sounded like you said
you're not taking it.

- Oh, that's, that is what I said.

- You can't be serious. Why aren't we?

- Because I have a house to sell. Remember?

- You are serious.

You're gonna let that sin palace
keep you in this revolting town?

Well, what would you have me do?

Just walk away and leave
$3,000 just sitting here.

- Why not?

- Because it would make me a loser.

- Who is it?

- John, be an angel and let Mr. Sears in.

- Who?

- Mr. Sears has come to raise.

- What do you think you're doing?

I wasn't out of bed
five minutes this morning

before all the girls
in my place start complaining.

"Poker Alice ain't taking a cut,
" I hear that.

"Poker Alice ain't gonna open on Sunday,
" I hear that too.

All that I hear before
I've had my morning brandy.

I almost vomited.

- Charming.

It's very simple, Mr. Sears.

All you do is buy me out.

Yeah, yeah.
That's what I figured you'd say.

There's your 2000. Count it.

- If it's 2000, it's 2000 short.

Raise two and it's a deal.

- Say that again.

My house is more valuable today
than it was yesterday.

I'll sell it to you for 4,000.

- You're a rat.

You're a rat, lady.

I wouldn't give you $4,000
for the Chicago stockyards.

Somebody else maybe, but not you.

You can stay if you like, Alice. I'm going.

Not enough money in the world
to induce me to remain here another day.

I can't believe you're staying.
I just can't believe it.

Well, when do you think
you'll be coming to New Orleans?

- I don't know, John.

- It's not the house.

You could have just sold it for $2,000

and gotten on the train with me.

It's him. He's the reason you're not going.

Well I'm leaving, Alice.

Before I go, I have something to tell you.

You are falling.

I haven't the vaguest notion
of what you're talking about.

Gambling with the landed gentry
in New Orleans salons is one thing,

but gambling with the riffraff
in a hole like this is quite another.

And now you own a bordello
which makes you madam as it were.

And is if that weren't enough-

John, I warn you.
You're treading on very thin ice.

You've once again taken up
with a man you don't know

any more about than you knew
about the last one.

- What business is that of yours?

What business has it ever been?

My business or not I can't stand by
and just watch it happen.

Well then, why don't you go somewhere?

- I am.

You always say that and you always stay
and I know why.

It's because you're incapable
of doing anything else.

- I can write.

- You keep saying that, too.

If you wanna know the truth,
I think you are afraid to finish the novel.

Afraid to find out if you are any good.

Maybe you don't have it, John.

- You don't mean that.

I've never meant anything more
in my entire life.

A writer writes. You don't.

You must be a terrible
disappointment to yourself.

You call me a madam.

A madam is at least something.

You're, you're nothing.

Then if I'm nothing
I have nothing to be ashamed of.

Can it be that your thinking is so warped
that being nothing is a cause for pride?

I'd hate to think
I wasted a lifetime on you.

Even if you'd never heard of me
you'd have wasted your life on something.

Maybe.

I'm leaving, Alice.

You'll never see me again.

- Never is a very long time.

- I need a ride there, partner.

- I'll raise you 10 more.
- I have something to say to you.

- Well?

I'm trying to find
a civilized way to say it.

- I'm calling.
- Say what?

You are the lowest thing that crawls
on the face of the Earth.

Well that pretty well sums it up,
wouldn't you say?

A bounty hunter's nothing

but a common murderer.
- Four over here.

Right over here.
- Anything else?

- The dregs of lower class society.

- Are you through?

What I'm trying to say to you is
you don't deserve Alice.

- Well she's a big girl.

I think she can make up her mind about that.

- Father disowned her for gambling,

for scandalizing his very proper
Bostonian family.

He couldn't have loved her
very much, could he?

I do love her in a very special way

and I'll not see her hurt.

That's all I have to say on this matter.

- Thanks for the advice, cousin John.

- Whiskey.
- Coming right up, for you.

- Coming right up.
- And I'm gonna raise you another five.

- Uh-huh. I'm real glad to see you.

You feeling better? Good.

- Hey, how you like the new boss?

Does she make you work any harder?

Don't worry,
we'll take care of cousin Alice.

Apparently never isn't too
terribly long after all.

You know my word is as unreliable
as my writing.

I can't leave you here alone.

There's a decidedly
unsavory element in this town

and I'm determined to save you from it.

I thought according to you I was it.

You know better than to take
my ranting seriously.

- I accept your apology.

Please accept mine. I was very cruel.

Cousin John.

Come, come sit down with me for a minute.

Cousin John, you and I have to part.

You know that, don't you?

- Because of him?

- It has nothing to do with him.

It has to do with us.

You would've preferred it
if I'd returned to New Orleans without you

No, I've never preferred to be without you.

I've been too selfish.

- That's just a nice way of saying

you're pushing me off the coach.

- Oh, John I-

It's the hardest thing
I've ever tried to say in my life.

- Then don't say it.

We can go on just as we always have.

- No, we can't. It's not fair to you.

I can't have you dragging
my suitcases through life anymore.

- What if I want to?

- I'll stop you.

You have to find that
there's something bigger

and better in this world
than being somebody else's cousin.

And I want that for myself too.

Oh, John.

- Now I spent all afternoon on this.

I hope you're properly thankful.

- You lied to me.

- I'm sorry. What?

- You told me you were from nowhere.

This table tells me
you are definitely from somewhere.

- Oh, you mean the silver and the China.

- I mean the whole thing.

- Well, there is a story to that.

You see, last year I brought in a, a man
into Santa Fe for the reward on him.

Now the man who had pledged the reward
lost it at the faro table.

So I had to settle for his china
and his silverware.

And that's pretty much
the whole story.

That may be the whole story about the silver

and the China, but it's not
the whole story about you.

That's the story I'd like to hear.

You, you may be working as
a bounty hunter, but you aren't one

- Why do you say that?

Well, you know where
the knives and forks go.

- Go. Go inside.
- No, I said I was gonna go

over there.
- Go. Hurry. Go.

We shouldn't waste no time,
so while you're looking for him I'll look

for a funeral parlor.

When did you start to get so yellow,
Gilmore?

About the time
I start hanging around with you.

That way.

And we had 3000 acres of cotton
planted in the Mississippi Delta.

My father was killed at Vicksburg
and mother died soon after that.

And when I went home,
there was nothing left.

Not even a barn.

They burned it all and the government
was taking the land for taxes.

So I headed west.

I won't go back. It's all passed.

- And your future is in California?

If there's anything I know
and care about, its fine horses.

- Have you ever been back?

No.

You?
- No.

Sometimes I...

Sometimes I feel as if I am.

- Cousin John.

- Dear, dear cousin John.

I don't want to take you back
to your hotel tonight.

I want you to stay here.

- You're direct. I like that.

I'll stay.

And I want you to know
I no longer take a man

or a card anything but seriously.

I no longer play just to be played.

- You play to win.

- That's all that counts.

I'll sit in on a game
for the rest of my life

if it's honest and the stakes are right.

Good morning.

- Morning.

- Would you like some coffee?

- Yeah.

Well, so far no illusions
and believe me, no regrets.

You know I've known little ladies
who flutter fans

in their faces and worry
about their pie crusts

and lost ladies
who make the living in the dark.

I've have never met a woman like you before.

Strong enough to meet a man
face to face and still be a woman.

Maybe you just haven't looked
in the right places.

Just everywhere, every day of my life.

Well that stops here now.

I've decided you're gonna like it
in California.

It's an honest game. The stakes are right.

That's the only kind of game
you sit in, isn't it?

- The only kind.

There is one thing, though.
If you're interested.

If I wasn't interested
I wouldn't be here in the first place.

There is no place in my plans
for cousin John.

For so long...

John has been the first thing
I see in the morning

and the last thing I see at night.

It'll be strange to be without him.

Does that mean you go with me to California?

- You just try and leave without me.

- What?

- Oh my God, it's Sunday.

- She said we have to read it.

I'm afraid to open it.

- Well it ain't gonna bite you.

- Then you do it.
- Hell, I can't read.

- Me neither.

- What's wrong? What is it?

Baby doe's the only one of us
who can read and she's afraid to.

It's been so long and,
and I've been so wicked.

There were four of you. Where's Mad Mary?

Answer me.

Open this door.

I said open this door.

You.

You.

- You, you know it's Sunday.

- Yeah, I know it's Sunday.

- You know the rules.

- Yeah, and I'll do what I damn please.

- Not in my house, you won't.

In your house, in anybody's house,
on any day.

- Why, you...

There's a Bible waiting for you downstairs.

Sister, you know what you can do
with that Bible.

In the beginning

God created-

And the Earth.
- I'm gonna kill you.

This was upon

the face of the deep.

And God said,

"Let us make men in our image,

after our likeness

and let them have denomination
over the fish of the sea

and over the fowl of the air
and over the cattle."

I said not on Sunday.

You pack your things and get out.

- You know what's doing over at my place?

Nothing's doing. Nothing.

Used to be I made more on Sunday
than all the days put together.

What kind of filthy person are you
that'd use the Lord's day for extortion?

2,500.

- 4,000.
- Three.

I tell you what, I will give you 3,500.

- 4,000. Tomorrow it'll be 5,000.

Next week, 6,000.
The week after that, 7,000.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

- You missed a snap.

You always miss a snap
and your bag flies open.

Can't believe you're leaving me.

- Don't, John.

Feel as if I don't know you,
as if I never knew you at all.

How are you ever gonna finish your novel if
you keep wasting your best material on me?

You don't take me seriously.

Not even at a time like this.

- Oh, John.

This is going to be the
most exciting time of our life.

I'm going to California to, to marry a man
I, I'd almost despaired of ever finding.

And you are going to New Orleans
to fulfill yourself as a writer.

You are good, John.

You just have to be away from me
to finish what you started.

I'll end up drunk in some bordello
staring at a blank page.

And you'll be stranded
in California in a depot,

waiting for the next train to nowhere with
your dainties scattered all over the ground.

So long you've urged me to make plans,

have intentions.

And now that I do you, you curse my future.

Both our futures.

- I'd never do that.

- Then give us your blessings

and say, "Goodbye."

- I can't do that.

- Then I'll do it for both of us.

Bye, John.

God bless you.

I'll never be more than
a heartbeat away from you.

Order for your bags, ma'am.

I'll take good care of her, John.

- Please be happy for me.

Please.

Just a little smile.

Collins.

No more long treks in the night, Collins.

No more riding through the keen
breaks in the willows.

Jeremy.

Better move away from the lady
if you don't want her catchin' a stray.

Stay where you are, lady.

Can see everything from up there.

Collins, you ain't gonna
just leave 'em laying here, are you?

Consider them delivered, Charlie.

When that reward money gets here
it belongs to cousin John.