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[theme song]

Huh?

- Hey, Scooby!
- Huh?

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo
lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo
where are ya? ♪

Over here!

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have
a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

[gunshots]

♪ Na na na na na
na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na
na na na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby ♪

(all)
Hey, Scooby!

Where are you?

Over here!

splat

(Shaggy)
Today, Scooby-Doo
meets Phyllis Diller.

[instrumental music]

Like, I'm gonna see that
creepy phantom in my sleep.

[whimpers]
Me too.

It's as scary out there
as it was in that movie.

- All those shadows.
- Are you afraid of shadows?

I'm not afraid of anything.
Except things I'm scared of.

There's nothing out there.

Just a dark old street.

[sniffing]

[barking]

Yikes!

Come on down,
it's just a little poodle.

Hey, you're cute.

[sniffing]

Wow, dig that crazy collar.

(Fred)
'Hey, those are real diamonds.'

(Velma)
'That collar
is worth a fortune.'

(Fred)
'We better try
and find his owner.'

Who would lose a dog with all
those diamonds on his collar?

Somebody with
a lotta diamonds.

Hey, there's something
printed on his collar.

Looks like an address.

It must be where he lives.

Come on, let's go.

[instrumental music]

(Fred)
This is the place.

It's an awful big house

for such a little dog.

(Shaggy)
Big and creepy.

Now, how do we get in?

Who's there?
Who's there?

[both whimpering]

Who's there?

We found your dog.

[gate creaks]

(Velma)
It looks like some old castle.

[doorbell rings]

We found this dog downtown.
Is it yours?

It belongs to the lady
who owns the house.

Come in.

slam

I'll tell my lady.

I can't wait to see
who lives here.

I sure hope it's none
of his relatives.

- Yeah.
- 'Well!'

Hi, there.

- It's Phyllis Diller!
- The big star!

Wow, what a surprise!

Welcome to my little
Gra-shacky-poo.

[laughs]

- Heh, some Gra-shack.
- Oh, boy.

We found him in front
of a movie.

Oh, it was so nice of you
to bring him back.

Yeah, we used our noodle

and returned your poodle.
Ha-ha-ha.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

I'll see that you receive
a generous reward.

- Lucas.
- You called?

'Give him his dinner, Lucas.'

And because he was
a naughty dog and ran away

no banana cream pie.

- Heh, banana cream pie?
- Yummy!

While you're here,
let me show you around.

This hallway
is from an ancient castle

haunted by
the Banshee of Glocca Morra.

Y-you hear that?
Banshees, ghosts.

Ghosts!

[Banshee wailing]

swoosh

[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

That was the banshee.
Don't you just love it?

Where'd that wail
come from?

Sounded like upstairs.

Probably just the wind.

My second husband
was crazy about antiques.

He adored me.

[laughs]

Hey, dig that guy
in the tin suit.

He's watching us.

- He was?
- He was.

Wilbur, my first,
was a big game hunter.

'He always said I was the only
trophy that ever bagged him.'

[Phyllis laughing]

[whining]

[gulps]
The hat rack,
look at the hat rack.

What about it?

(Shaggy)
'I've had it with this place,
let's split.'

Somebody's giving us
the once-over.

We're being watched.

(Velma)
'You and your imagination.'

(Fred)
'How could somebody
be watching us?'

Like, right there,
those eyes on the elephant.

- What elephant?
- That elephant.

Wha.. Where'd he go?

We'd better catch up
to Ms. Diller.

She'll think we're lost.

- I'm not getting lost in here.
- Uh-uh.

(Fred)
'Nobody gets lost on purpose.'

Getting lost is something that
happens when you're not looking.

(Velma)
Hey, look over here.

How'd you like
to be locked up in that?

Not me,
I'm not going to be locked up

no place, no time, no how.

(Fred)
'Listen,
we better find Ms. Diller.'

'She's gonna wonder
where we are.'

How about that?

[instrumental music]

That's an iron maiden.

Nice girl... to stay away from.

'Let's get out of this
spooky place.'

(Scooby)
'Yeah.'

There's only one way out,
that's the way we came in.

Hey, gang. First,
we have to find Ms. Diller.

(Fred)
'There's nothing
to be scared of.'

We just don't know
where we're going.

(Fred)
'Like, I'd rather know
what I'm getting into.'

Uh-oh!

This is my living room.

I don't know why I call it that
because none of the people

'who hang around
in here are living.'

'They're all ghosts.'

[both whimpering]

These are the pictures
of my five late husbands.

They were all tycoons.

'Except Henry, my third.'

'He looked more
like a raccoon.'

They all look real nice.

Yeah, nice and rich.

[laughing]

Of course, I didn't marry
any of them for their money.

They took one look at me,
and it was love at first sight.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
That's a laugh.

[all laughing]

(Shaggy)
'Scooby-Doo, where are you?'

- 'Right here.'
- 'Who turned out the lights?'

(Diller)
'Just one of the ghosts.
I'll get a candle.'

There we are.

Like, what happened
to the others?

- They disappeared!
- Nobody disappears around here.

I don't allow it.

- Oh, ghosts!
- Ah!

They're after us!

bam

Sorry, Ms. Diller. We were
trying to find the light switch.

We got tangled up
in your furniture covers.

Oh, you didn't scare me.

I know all about ghosts.

Who turned off
the electricity?

It must've been
the ghost of Marvin.

My second husband.
He was such a cheapskate.

Alright, Marvin,
you quit foolin' around

and turn on those lights!

Boy, if I was a ghost,
I sure wouldn't haunt her house.

- Nope.
- Marvin!

[dramatic music]

- Zoinks!
- Marvin!

crash

Ms. Diller, you'd better
come to the library.

- What is it, Lucas?
- I'll show you.

Oh, dear,
it's always something!

'What a mess!'

It looks like my kitchen
on a good day.

- What happened?
- Somebody really tore it up.

I'll bet a robber broke in.

[clattering]

I think he's still here.

So do I. I'll get him!

(Daphne)
'Be careful, Fred.'

(Shaggy)
'He could be dangerous.'

I got him!

[all laughing]

(Velma)
'Nice try, Freddy.'

Well,
somebody broke in here.

Would you know what they might
be looking for, Ms. Diller?

They were looking for my
priceless jewel collection.

Luckily,
they didn't find it.

I have a secret hiding place.

I wonder who it was...

I'll show you who it was.

Here's where the burglar
came in, I'll bet.

Sure, and here's the bag
he dropped.

How do you know?
Maybe it belongs to Ms. Diller.

(Velma)
'Look at the initials.'

(Daphne)
'"MM."'

Well, who's MM?

Could be a clue.

I don't think so, Velma.

No thief would leave a bag
with his initials on it.

thud

Wasn't a clue, eh?

That was the thief,
let's get him!

(Velma)
'He went that way.'

[dramatic music]

What if we find him?

I'll take care of him.

(Velma)
'Jinkies, look.'

'No more footprints.'

It must be
in here somewhere.

I don't like it out here.

Let's go back to the house.

We've got to find the thief

who's after
Ms. Diller's jewels.

Nothing to be scared of here.
Just some old statues.

[dramatic music]

[crickets chirping]

[rustling]

[rustling]

Don't look now,
but I think someone's behind us.

(all)
Yikes!

[screeching]

screech

- In here.
- What's down there?

Who cares?
That thing's right behind us.

Come on!

[footsteps approaching]

Oh, wow! It looks like
an old Egyptian tomb.

Well,
you know what I always say.

When in Egypt,
do like the Egyptians do.

[dramatic music]

[footsteps approaching]

[screeching]

thud

[cat hissing]

screech

Look! Three mummies.

And no poppies.

knock knock knock

(Fred)
'Nobody home.'

(Daphne)
'Gone to Mummyapolis.'

[growling]

screech

(Velma)
'This way!'

(Fred)
'No, this way!'

[screeching]

Move it!

[growling]

We've got to get back
to Ms. Diller.

Yeah, Shaggy and Scooby
will be getting worried.

Now, I'm going to tell you who
is after my jewels. It was him.

'The ghost
of my fourth husband, Rudolph.'

(Shaggy)
'Rudolph?'

(Diller)
'Yes, he was
in the sprinkler business.'

'They called him Rudolph
the red-nosed rainmaker.'

[all laughing]

He was always after my money.

Right, Lucas?

Right, milady.

Ms. Diller's a nice lady,
but I think

she's driving
on three wheels.

Well, somebody with the initials
MM is after her jewels.

[knock on door]

Lucas,
someone's at the front door.

Good evening.
I am from the Magic Mansion.

I am a magician.

My card.

The Great Mysto.

I have an important message
for Ms. Diller

from the spirit world.

I'm Phyllis Diller.

Oh! Isn't he handsome?

What's the matter, love,
haven't you ever seen

a million dollars
in diamonds before?

A million dollars?

Wow!

I am from the famous
Magic Mansion.

I bring you a message
from Madam Zokar

who talks to all the spirits.

Mm. Yes.

I've heard of Madam Zokar.

She has a hotline
to the other world.

Ah, yes.

Madam Zokar has been in touch

with the spirit
of your first husband, Wilbur.

He wishes you to come
to the Magic Mansion at once.

You don't say.

Well, have Madam Zokar

tell Wilbur
to keep his shirt on.

I'll be right there.

We shall expect you,
fair lady.

What's going on?
Like, who was that dude?

I'm going
to the Magic Mansion

to talk to the spirit
of my first husband.

And I insist that you
all come along.

S-s-spirits? Uh-uh.

I just remembered,
I got an important date

with somebody in Pango-Pango.

- A date? With whom?
- Me.

You've got to come along.

You'll love Wilbur.

He's really out of this world.

[laughs]

(Diller)
I can't wait
to talk to the ghost

of good ol' Wilbur.

There was a man.

Lucas, he was the one
who gave me all my diamonds.

I used to call him Rocky.

[laughing]

- Hey, Magic Mansion, MM.
- So, what's with MM?

The burglar's bag
we found in the library

had "MM" on it.

There could be a connection.

Right,
let's all keep our eyes open.

(Velma)
So, this is the Magic Mansion.

(Daphne)
Creepy looking place.

[bats screeching]

Well, you've seen
one Magic Mansion

you've seen 'em all.
Ha-ha!

- I'll wait here in the car.
- Yeah, in the car.

thud

- Back up, Scoob.
- Uh-uh.

- Back up, old pal!
- Uh-uh.

[screeching]

Yipe!

thud

A tomb stone?
"Underground parking."

Well, let's go in. Mustn't
keep Madam Zokar waiting.

Hope she's in good spirits.

(Mysto)
It's okay. I'll park it.

[twinkling]

Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?

That was just
the old smoke trick.

[hooting]

Phyllis Diller and party.
Open up.

[howling]

[teeth clattering]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm not going in. Oh, no!

Come on. You'll love it.

There're spooks in there.

Yeah, spooks.

(male #1)
'And other things.'

[both sniffing]

- Mm. Food.
- Yeah.

[both sniffing]

[laughing]

I'm Phyllis Diller,
Miss Slag Heap of 1953.

[laughing]

Ah, good evening,
Ms. Diller.

We're looking for Madam Zokar,
the spirit lady.

Yes, indeed.

'Madam Zokar
is in the Dreary Dungeon..'

'...that's just below
Terror Terrace.'

[whimpers]
Dreary Dungeon?

Terror Terrace?

Try it. You'll like it.

It's the most awful room
in the place.

[bell ringing]

Just follow the ghost.

[dramatic music]

Come on, you guys.
What's to be scared of?

That ghost is r-real.

Shag, you know there's
no such thing as a ghost.

Yeah, I know it,
but does that know it?

(Phyllis)
I wish Madam Zokar
lots of luck with the spirits.

Personally, I wouldn't be caught
dead in this place.

Me neither. Let's split.

Ladies and gentlemen

the mystic marvel
of the spirit world

'Madam Zokar.'

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Is this Dreary Dungeon?

Uh, that's where
I'm supposed to be.

I-I mean, I think Dreary
something or was it Bleary?

Oh, anyway,
some kind of dungeon.

Come in, Madam Zokar.

Oh, I mean, I mean,
I-I was never sure

this was the right dungeon.
I mean, I-I never get lost.

Never, goodness, no.
Oh, dear.

Thank you, dear boy.

Well, n-now where were we?

O-oh, yes. Eh, the spirits.

Um, I will look
into the crystal ball

and...

[snoring]

She fell asleep.

Maybe it's a trance.

Madam Zokar. Psst!

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, what?
Oh, uh, yes, the spirits.

Ah, the vibrations
of the spirit world

are coming through. Uh...

The ghosts are arising.

The ghosts are rising.

Calling the spirit
of Ms. Diller's third husband.

Come in, third husband.

Psst. No.
Wrong number, operator.

I am your third husband.

Like I said, honey.
That's the wrong husband.

'The message was from Wilbur.
He was number one.'

O-oh, dear.
Oops, I'm sorry.

Uh, go back, number three.
Go back.

Calling first husband, Wilbur.
Come in, Wilbur.

I am Wilbur,
your first husband.

[teeth chattering]

Shh! You want him to hear ya?

Is that really you,
Wilbur dear?

Yes, it is I, Wilbur dear.

Your first husband.

It's him, alright.
Isn't that a guess?

There's something
fishy going on.

How's every little thing,
Wilbur baby?

I'm worried about all those
jewels I gave you.

- You are?
- Yes.

(Wilbur)
'Are you sure
they're in a safe place?'

(Phyllis)
'You better believe it.'

'They're hidden
where no one will find them.'

(Wilbur)
'Good.
Where do you keep them?'

You can tell me.

Well,
they're in the wall safe

behind your picture
in the living room.

'And it can be opened only
at the stroke of midnight.'

(Wilbur)
'Ah! Excellent, my dear.'

Get that, Fred?

"MM" on the burglar's bag.

- Magic Mansion. Now, this.
- Now, what?

(Velma)
Now, everybody in this room
knows where the jewels are.

You're right. We have to get
Ms. Diller out of here and fast.

swoosh

(Fred)
Ms. Diller! Ms. Diller!

(Scooby)
Lights! Lights!

(Shaggy)
Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[dramatic music]

H-h-hold it, kids. Hold it.
Where, where are we running?

To get out of this creepy place
as quickly as we can.

Because this whole thing
was a plot to find out

where you keep your jewels.

My jewels? But, but...

(Velma)
'It's after 11:00.'

And you said the safe
could be opened at midnight.

I did? Me and my big mouth.

- How do we get outta here?
- I don't know.

There's got to be an outside
door along here somewhere.

Come on!

[dramatic music]

(Alberto)
'No one gets out.
Lock everything.'

slam

slam

slam slam slam

Hey, this door's marked "Exit."
Uh, that means out.

This boy is a genius.

It's either locked or stuck.

Everybody, push.

Come on.

[all grunting]

Oh, boy, if I were just strong

instead of gorgeous.

It's no use. It's locked.

[dramatic music]

This one better open.

Give me a hand, somebody.

Pull! Everybody.
One, two, three.

thud

Isn't this f-u-u-u-n?

Ugh! Is this what you call
putting on weight?

Let me out.

Really, this is no place
for a beautiful woman.

We've got to find a way
out of this place.

I have a beauty parlor
appointment in the morning.

- And I'm too young to die.
- Yeah. Me too.

Now, we're sure somebody
wants to be sure Ms. Diller

doesn't go home
before midnight.

When her safe can be opened.

Now look, troops, the only way
we can get out of here

is by using our heads.

[whining]

Heads? You don't mean, like...

No, dummy. She meant,
think with our heads.

- Oh! Well, that's different.
- Yeah.

Hey! I think I know how
we can get out of here.

Let's here it, Freddie.
I'm game.

In fact, I'm the gamest.

Shag, you and Scooby
hide in this box.

'We'll put on those
furniture movers outfits'

'and we'll carry you out.'

Good idea, they'll think

you're a box of old junk.

Great,
we do the riding, Scoob

and leave the carrying
to them.

Okay, you guys,
get in the box.

Hey, look,
holes in each end.

Neat. I can stick my head
and feet out.

That'll never work.
But never.

They'll see your head and feet,
and they'll know it's a trick.

(Daphne)
'Pull in your head and feet,
Shaggy.'

Okay,
but it's gonna be crowded

with ol' Scoob in here too.

'Move over, Scoob!
Quit shoving!'

I haven't seen anything
so funny since my last wedding.

[crowd applauding]

(Velma)
Jinkies, Shaggy and Scooby
are in the magic act.

Well, there's no business
like show business, you know?

I think Shaggy and Scoob
are in trouble.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I will perform my famous

"Sawing a person in half"
trick.

- Uh-oh!
- Oh, no!

(Mysto)
'I would like a volunteer
from the audience, please.'

- Hey, wait a minute.
- Ah-ha!

We already
have a volunteer.

I will now saw
the gentleman in half.

Hold it!
Like, I'm not a cut up.

[Saw chirring]

Shaggy!

We're getting subdivided.

You take that end,
and I'll take this end.

He's sawing
Shaggy and Scooby.

Oh, it's okay, Daphne.
It's just a trick.

Now, watch.

I will now slip these two boards
into the box.

Now, will the gentleman
in the box please put out

his head and feet,
so the audience can see them?

[all laughing]

[laughs]
Just an optical illusion, folks.

Now, will the gentleman
in the box

please put his head
and his feet out?

[laughter]

[all laughing]

You fellas were great,
just great.

(Shaggy)
Get us outta here.

Keep your heads
and feet inside.

We'll roll you out
like a couple of boxes.

(Scooby)
'Scooby-Doo!'

Look, if you wanna get out
of this Magic Mansion

stay in there and keep quiet.

(Shaggy)
'Okay, Okay,
but don't stand me on my head.'

What's in the boxes?

Part of the magic act,
dearie

and I am the magic,
n'est-ce pas?

Okay, move it out.

[door opens]

[engine revving]

Step on it, Lucas. We only have
15 minutes before midnight.

Oh, Lucas really took off.

You better keep up
with him, Fred.

This thing won't
go any faster.

Can you find the way back
to the castle?

Sure. All we have
to do is follow this road.

There's nothing to stop us.

[saw chirring]

crash

[screeching]

Hey, the road's blocked!

I wonder how
that tree got there.

Like, maybe, it grew there.

- Somebody put it there.
- 'Who would do that?'

(Velma)
'The same ones who were
trying to keep us locked up'

'in that Magic Mansion.'

So, we couldn't get back
to Ms. Diller's castle

before midnight.

Hey, like, we're okay.

'There's a detour sign.
Follow the arrow.'

(Fred)
'I didn't see that before.'

It could be a trap.

I think we should follow
the sign.

(Fred)
Yeah, maybe it'll
get us around the tree.

I don't like
this spooky forest.

- Let's go back.
- Yeah, let's.

Which way is that?

(Velma)
I think we're going
around in circles.

(Fred)
I think somebody put
that sign out there

'on purpose,
to get us lost.'

Lost in the woods.

We're not lost.

We just don't know
where we are.

We've got to find
our way back to the road.

(Daphne)
But how, Fred?

I know, we'll ask
at the next gas station.

(all)
What gas station?

We have to find
our direction.

Shaggy, you get out
and look at a tree.

Moss always grows
on the north side of a tree.

[nervous chuckle]
Uh-uh, not me.

I'm not gettin' out
in that creepy woods.

Get out, Shaggy.
Scooby will go with you.

- Not me.
- Are you chicken?

[imitating rooster]

Okay, I'll get out and take
a look for the moss on the tree.

(Daphne)
'Be careful, Fred.'

Here's some moss.
That way must be north.

Now, we know the direction
back to the road.

[engine revving]

You sure this
is the right direction?

- It's gotta be.
- It better be.

We'll never get back
to Ms. Diller's house

before midnight.

Like, we're on water.

- Where are we?
- We're floating.

(Velma)
'Fred, you drove right
onto a raft.'

(Fred)
I couldn't see in the dark.
I'll just back up.

- Don't back up!
- 'Why not?'

Uh, l-like we're
in the middle of a river.

Somebody set us adrift.

Well, now what do we do?

Like,
we get a free boat ride.

Yeah, but where?

We've got to get
ashore somehow.

(Daphne)
Hey, we're coming up
to a drawbridge, Fred.

(Fred)
It's too low.
We'll never get under it.

Hey, open the bridge.
We're coming through!

Okay, okay.
One open bridge comin' up.

Now, which one is open?
It's gotta be one of 'em.

- 'Open the bridge!'
- I'm trying, I'm trying!

- 'You make me so nervous.'
- Oh, no!

He's blocked the whole river.

Oops! Wrong lever.

I wish I'd never taken
this job.

(Fred)
We'll never get through,
if he keeps that up.

The bridge will sink us.

Uh, like, I don't have
my swimming trunks. Ha-ha...

No inner tube.

Stop the bridge!

[clattering]

[explosion]

I blew it again.

[dramatic music]

(Velma)
Quick, Fred.
Drive up. Drive up!

(Fred)
Yeah, just like a ramp.

Hey, we're back on the road.

(Shaggy)
Talk about lucky.

(Scooby)
Yeah. Lucky.

Maybe we can still get back
to Ms. Diller's before midnight.

Hurry up, Fred.

- Hey, I got a great idea.
- What is it, Shag?

Let's stop
and get a hamburger.

Yeah.

- 'Oh..'
- 'Oh..'

Like, I can't foil jewel robbers
on an empty stomach.

Just imagine you're eating
a big hamburger

then you'll be alright.

[both slurping]

- Yummy, yummy, yummy.
- Yummy.

- Oh, no.
- 'What's wrong?'

They forgot the ketchup.

[laughing]

[engine revving]

[horn blaring]

[gate creaks]

[doorbell ringing]

- 'Nobody's home.'
- There's got to be.

Ms. Diller's limousine
is in the driveway.

Only ten minutes
until midnight.

Something must've happened
to Ms. Diller and Lucas.

We've got to get
into that house.

- Like, how?
- Find an open window.

Shh! Be quiet.

[dramatic music]

Chester, call the police.

Thieves are breaking
into Ms. Diller's house!

(Shaggy)
'This place is creepier
than that Magic Mansion.'

Stay close together.

[dramatic music]

[door slams]

(Daphne)
Boy, is it dark.

(Shaggy)
I can't see my face
in front of my hand.

- Me too.
- What room are we in?

- I don't know.
- Wait a minute.

(Velma)
There're five of us, right?

(Daphne)
Fred, you and me,
and Scooby, and Shaggy.

That's five. Why?

(Velma)
There's six pair of eyes.

(Fred)
There's somebody
in the group besides us.

- S-S-S-Scooby, are you there?
- 'Here.'

(Fred)
Alright, nobody move.
I'll light a match.

[laughing]

- What are you doing here?
- Just making a curtain call.

[laughs]
Bye.

Well,
we know he's in the house.

Come on.
We've got to find Ms. Diller.

'Ms. Diller?'

Ms. Diller!

Ms. Diller? Ms. Diller!

Ms. Diller!

- Cute little fella.
- Shaggy, let's go.

[roaring]

thud

Now where'd they go?

- 'Uh-oh.'
- 'Yikes!'

[dramatic music]

screech

This way!

screech

screech

Hey, excuse me, have you seen
a guy and two gi...

U-u-uh.. Yipe!

You get the kid
with the two dolls.

I'll get the other two.

screech

[dramatic music]

Look for a place to hide.

I'm looking. I'm looking.

(Shaggy)
'Uh, not there!'

Nope.

puff

(Shaggy)
'Phew!'

'Uh, dusty!'

[dramatic music]

[sneezes]

puff

[sneezes]

- Now's our chance!
- Let's go!

[dramatic music]

screech

That creep with the mask
is right behind us.

Yeah. Let's lose him.

(Shaggy)
A bell rope.

Up we go, Scooby.

screech

We pulled a fast on ol' creepy.
He'll never find us up here.

[bell tolling]

thud

- You okay, Scoob?
- Scooby-Doo!

Let's split, Scoob.

(Fred)
Each one take a basket.

screech

[dramatic music]

screech

Come on, Scoob.

Make like a bag of laundry!

[whining]

'You want that mask guy
to catch ya?

Nope.

screech

thud thud

- Who's that?
- Who's that who said...

(Shaggy)
"Who's that?"

(Fred)
Is that you, Shaggy?

(Shaggy)
Yeah, is that you, Fred?

(Fred)
Shh! Here they come.

We can't waste
no more time on those kids.

Where'd you put
the Diller dame?

(Fred)
If we follow them,
we'll find Ms. Diller.

Everybody,
wrap a sheet around you.

Fast! Let's go!

[thunder rumbling]

[dramatic music]

(Scooby)
G-g-ghosts!

- Get off me, Scoob!
- Uh-uh. No way!

What was that? Shh! Listen.

[xylophone music]

[both whimpering]

(Fred)
Everybody, play something.
Quick!

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, look.

The Diller dame's fake ghosts

play instruments.

Well, that's awful.
Let's go.

Come on. We've got
to follow those guys!

We've lost them, Fred.

I'm afraid so.

[thudding]

That's weird.

Would you believe
a haunted clock?

Let's split.

(Daphne)
'Ms. Diller!'

[muffled chatter]

And when I walked into the house
some impetuous fool grabbed me.

I swooned as a lady should.

Then I woke up when the clock
struck the quarter hour...

...on my head!

(Scooby)
'Oh, wow!'

Where's Lucas, Ms. Diller?

(Diller)
'Who knows where
that schlemiel is?'

Well, it's almost time
for the showdown.

One minute until midnight.

Midnight, the witching hour.

For lovely me,
the bewitching hour.

[laughs]

Quiet! Douse that candle!

(Phyllis)
Would you like to hear
a ghost story, hm?

(Velma)
Oh, please, Ms. Diller.

(Phyllis)
Well, what'd you say to a song,
dance, and some snappy patter?

(Fred)
Shh! Quiet.

(male #2)
'Hold it right there.'

Sorry, we interrupted
your work, men.

Alright,
let's see who you are.

Alberto! You naughty person!

'You are moonlighting
for Magic Mansion.'

Yes.

It would have been
a clean job too

if those kids
hadn't butted in.

But, but,
but who called the police?

The lady next door,
said she saw

some kids
breaking in the house.

Ugh! That old witch
is always spying on me.

Bitterly jealous, you know?

Lucas,
whatever happened to you?

They locked me
in the linen closet

till the police let me out.

I came over to keep an eye

on my little wife,
Madam Zokar.

Well, I guess
that wraps up the mystery.

(Phyllis)
'All, but one thing.'

I want to give you
a proper reward.

Thank you, Ms. Diller,
but no thanks.

We just enjoyed spending
the evening with you.

Yeah, it was groovy fun.

[Scooby panting]

Well, now, something
I can do for you, Scooby?

Poor Scoob, he's expiring.

Oh, good gravy, Lucas,
call a vet, at once.

There isn't time,
just point us at the kitchen.

Open your mouth, old buddy.

For my sake, try, try!

[gulps]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[laughs]

I think we got him in time.

We'll be able to save him.

Oh, merci bon dieu.

[all laughing]

[theme song]

Huh?

♪ Hey Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo
lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo
where are ya? ♪

Over here!

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have
a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

[music continues]

♪ Na na na na na
na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na
na na na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

- Hey, Scooby!
- Where are you?

(Scooby)
Over here!