Original subtitles

[theme song]

Huh?

- Hey, Scooby! - Huh?

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo where are ya? ♪

Over here!

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

[gunshots]

♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby ♪

(all) Hey, Scooby!

Where are you?

Over here!

splat

(Shaggy) Today, Scooby-Doo meets Phyllis Diller.

[instrumental music]

Like, I'm gonna see that creepy phantom in my sleep.

[whimpers] Me too.

It's as scary out there as it was in that movie.

- All those shadows. - Are you afraid of shadows?

I'm not afraid of anything. Except things I'm scared of.

There's nothing out there.

Just a dark old street.

[sniffing]

[barking]

Yikes!

Come on down, it's just a little poodle.

Hey, you're cute.

[sniffing]

Wow, dig that crazy collar.

(Fred) 'Hey, those are real diamonds.'

(Velma) 'That collar is worth a fortune.'

(Fred) 'We better try and find his owner.'

Who would lose a dog with all those diamonds on his collar?

Somebody with a lotta diamonds.

Hey, there's something printed on his collar.

Looks like an address.

It must be where he lives.

Come on, let's go.

[instrumental music]

(Fred) This is the place.

It's an awful big house

for such a little dog.

(Shaggy) Big and creepy.

Now, how do we get in?

Who's there? Who's there?

[both whimpering]

Who's there?

We found your dog.

[gate creaks]

(Velma) It looks like some old castle.

[doorbell rings]

We found this dog downtown. Is it yours?

It belongs to the lady who owns the house.

Come in.

slam

I'll tell my lady.

I can't wait to see who lives here.

I sure hope it's none of his relatives.

- Yeah. - 'Well!'

Hi, there.

- It's Phyllis Diller! - The big star!

Wow, what a surprise!

Welcome to my little Gra-shacky-poo.

[laughs]

- Heh, some Gra-shack. - Oh, boy.

We found him in front of a movie.

Oh, it was so nice of you to bring him back.

Yeah, we used our noodle

and returned your poodle. Ha-ha-ha.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'll see that you receive a generous reward.

- Lucas. - You called?

'Give him his dinner, Lucas.'

And because he was a naughty dog and ran away

no banana cream pie.

- Heh, banana cream pie? - Yummy!

While you're here, let me show you around.

This hallway is from an ancient castle

haunted by the Banshee of Glocca Morra.

Y-you hear that? Banshees, ghosts.

Ghosts!

[Banshee wailing]

swoosh

[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

That was the banshee. Don't you just love it?

Where'd that wail come from?

Sounded like upstairs.

Probably just the wind.

My second husband was crazy about antiques.

He adored me.

[laughs]

Hey, dig that guy in the tin suit.

He's watching us.

- He was? - He was.

Wilbur, my first, was a big game hunter.

'He always said I was the only trophy that ever bagged him.'

[Phyllis laughing]

[whining]

[gulps] The hat rack, look at the hat rack.

What about it?

(Shaggy) 'I've had it with this place, let's split.'

Somebody's giving us the once-over.

We're being watched.

(Velma) 'You and your imagination.'

(Fred) 'How could somebody be watching us?'

Like, right there, those eyes on the elephant.

- What elephant? - That elephant.

Wha.. Where'd he go?

We'd better catch up to Ms. Diller.

She'll think we're lost.

- I'm not getting lost in here. - Uh-uh.

(Fred) 'Nobody gets lost on purpose.'

Getting lost is something that happens when you're not looking.

(Velma) Hey, look over here.

How'd you like to be locked up in that?

Not me, I'm not going to be locked up

no place, no time, no how.

(Fred) 'Listen, we better find Ms. Diller.'

'She's gonna wonder where we are.'

How about that?

[instrumental music]

That's an iron maiden.

Nice girl... to stay away from.

'Let's get out of this spooky place.'

(Scooby) 'Yeah.'

There's only one way out, that's the way we came in.

Hey, gang. First, we have to find Ms. Diller.

(Fred) 'There's nothing to be scared of.'

We just don't know where we're going.

(Fred) 'Like, I'd rather know what I'm getting into.'

Uh-oh!

This is my living room.

I don't know why I call it that because none of the people

'who hang around in here are living.'

'They're all ghosts.'

[both whimpering]

These are the pictures of my five late husbands.

They were all tycoons.

'Except Henry, my third.'

'He looked more like a raccoon.'

They all look real nice.

Yeah, nice and rich.

[laughing]

Of course, I didn't marry any of them for their money.

They took one look at me, and it was love at first sight.

Ha-ha-ha-ha! That's a laugh.

[all laughing]

(Shaggy) 'Scooby-Doo, where are you?'

- 'Right here.' - 'Who turned out the lights?'

(Diller) 'Just one of the ghosts. I'll get a candle.'

There we are.

Like, what happened to the others?

- They disappeared! - Nobody disappears around here.

I don't allow it.

- Oh, ghosts! - Ah!

They're after us!

bam

Sorry, Ms. Diller. We were trying to find the light switch.

We got tangled up in your furniture covers.

Oh, you didn't scare me.

I know all about ghosts.

Who turned off the electricity?

It must've been the ghost of Marvin.

My second husband. He was such a cheapskate.

Alright, Marvin, you quit foolin' around

and turn on those lights!

Boy, if I was a ghost, I sure wouldn't haunt her house.

- Nope. - Marvin!

[dramatic music]

- Zoinks! - Marvin!

crash

Ms. Diller, you'd better come to the library.

- What is it, Lucas? - I'll show you.

Oh, dear, it's always something!

'What a mess!'

It looks like my kitchen on a good day.

- What happened? - Somebody really tore it up.

I'll bet a robber broke in.

[clattering]

I think he's still here.

So do I. I'll get him!

(Daphne) 'Be careful, Fred.'

(Shaggy) 'He could be dangerous.'

I got him!

[all laughing]

(Velma) 'Nice try, Freddy.'

Well, somebody broke in here.

Would you know what they might be looking for, Ms. Diller?

They were looking for my priceless jewel collection.

Luckily, they didn't find it.

I have a secret hiding place.

I wonder who it was...

I'll show you who it was.

Here's where the burglar came in, I'll bet.

Sure, and here's the bag he dropped.

How do you know? Maybe it belongs to Ms. Diller.

(Velma) 'Look at the initials.'

(Daphne) '"MM."'

Well, who's MM?

Could be a clue.

I don't think so, Velma.

No thief would leave a bag with his initials on it.

thud

Wasn't a clue, eh?

That was the thief, let's get him!

(Velma) 'He went that way.'

[dramatic music]

What if we find him?

I'll take care of him.

(Velma) 'Jinkies, look.'

'No more footprints.'

It must be in here somewhere.

I don't like it out here.

Let's go back to the house.

We've got to find the thief

who's after Ms. Diller's jewels.

Nothing to be scared of here. Just some old statues.

[dramatic music]

[crickets chirping]

[rustling]

[rustling]

Don't look now, but I think someone's behind us.

(all) Yikes!

[screeching]

screech

- In here. - What's down there?

Who cares? That thing's right behind us.

Come on!

[footsteps approaching]

Oh, wow! It looks like an old Egyptian tomb.

Well, you know what I always say.

When in Egypt, do like the Egyptians do.

[dramatic music]

[footsteps approaching]

[screeching]

thud

[cat hissing]

screech

Look! Three mummies.

And no poppies.

knock knock knock

(Fred) 'Nobody home.'

(Daphne) 'Gone to Mummyapolis.'

[growling]

screech

(Velma) 'This way!'

(Fred) 'No, this way!'

[screeching]

Move it!

[growling]

We've got to get back to Ms. Diller.

Yeah, Shaggy and Scooby will be getting worried.

Now, I'm going to tell you who is after my jewels. It was him.

'The ghost of my fourth husband, Rudolph.'

(Shaggy) 'Rudolph?'

(Diller) 'Yes, he was in the sprinkler business.'

'They called him Rudolph the red-nosed rainmaker.'

[all laughing]

He was always after my money.

Right, Lucas?

Right, milady.

Ms. Diller's a nice lady, but I think

she's driving on three wheels.

Well, somebody with the initials MM is after her jewels.

[knock on door]

Lucas, someone's at the front door.

Good evening. I am from the Magic Mansion.

I am a magician.

My card.

The Great Mysto.

I have an important message for Ms. Diller

from the spirit world.

I'm Phyllis Diller.

Oh! Isn't he handsome?

What's the matter, love, haven't you ever seen

a million dollars in diamonds before?

A million dollars?

Wow!

I am from the famous Magic Mansion.

I bring you a message from Madam Zokar

who talks to all the spirits.

Mm. Yes.

I've heard of Madam Zokar.

She has a hotline to the other world.

Ah, yes.

Madam Zokar has been in touch

with the spirit of your first husband, Wilbur.

He wishes you to come to the Magic Mansion at once.

You don't say.

Well, have Madam Zokar

tell Wilbur to keep his shirt on.

I'll be right there.

We shall expect you, fair lady.

What's going on? Like, who was that dude?

I'm going to the Magic Mansion

to talk to the spirit of my first husband.

And I insist that you all come along.

S-s-spirits? Uh-uh.

I just remembered, I got an important date

with somebody in Pango-Pango.

- A date? With whom? - Me.

You've got to come along.

You'll love Wilbur.

He's really out of this world.

[laughs]

(Diller) I can't wait to talk to the ghost

of good ol' Wilbur.

There was a man.

Lucas, he was the one who gave me all my diamonds.

I used to call him Rocky.

[laughing]

- Hey, Magic Mansion, MM. - So, what's with MM?

The burglar's bag we found in the library

had "MM" on it.

There could be a connection.

Right, let's all keep our eyes open.

(Velma) So, this is the Magic Mansion.

(Daphne) Creepy looking place.

[bats screeching]

Well, you've seen one Magic Mansion

you've seen 'em all. Ha-ha!

- I'll wait here in the car. - Yeah, in the car.

thud

- Back up, Scoob. - Uh-uh.

- Back up, old pal! - Uh-uh.

[screeching]

Yipe!

thud

A tomb stone? "Underground parking."

Well, let's go in. Mustn't keep Madam Zokar waiting.

Hope she's in good spirits.

(Mysto) It's okay. I'll park it.

[twinkling]

Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

That was just the old smoke trick.

[hooting]

Phyllis Diller and party. Open up.

[howling]

[teeth clattering]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm not going in. Oh, no!

Come on. You'll love it.

There're spooks in there.

Yeah, spooks.

(male #1) 'And other things.'

[both sniffing]

- Mm. Food. - Yeah.

[both sniffing]

[laughing]

I'm Phyllis Diller, Miss Slag Heap of 1953.

[laughing]

Ah, good evening, Ms. Diller.

We're looking for Madam Zokar, the spirit lady.

Yes, indeed.

'Madam Zokar is in the Dreary Dungeon..'

'...that's just below Terror Terrace.'

[whimpers] Dreary Dungeon?

Terror Terrace?

Try it. You'll like it.

It's the most awful room in the place.

[bell ringing]

Just follow the ghost.

[dramatic music]

Come on, you guys. What's to be scared of?

That ghost is r-real.

Shag, you know there's no such thing as a ghost.

Yeah, I know it, but does that know it?

(Phyllis) I wish Madam Zokar lots of luck with the spirits.

Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in this place.

Me neither. Let's split.

Ladies and gentlemen

the mystic marvel of the spirit world

'Madam Zokar.'

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Is this Dreary Dungeon?

Uh, that's where I'm supposed to be.

I-I mean, I think Dreary something or was it Bleary?

Oh, anyway, some kind of dungeon.

Come in, Madam Zokar.

Oh, I mean, I mean, I-I was never sure

this was the right dungeon. I mean, I-I never get lost.

Never, goodness, no. Oh, dear.

Thank you, dear boy.

Well, n-now where were we?

O-oh, yes. Eh, the spirits.

Um, I will look into the crystal ball

and...

[snoring]

She fell asleep.

Maybe it's a trance.

Madam Zokar. Psst!

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, what? Oh, uh, yes, the spirits.

Ah, the vibrations of the spirit world

are coming through. Uh...

The ghosts are arising.

The ghosts are rising.

Calling the spirit of Ms. Diller's third husband.

Come in, third husband.

Psst. No. Wrong number, operator.

I am your third husband.

Like I said, honey. That's the wrong husband.

'The message was from Wilbur. He was number one.'

O-oh, dear. Oops, I'm sorry.

Uh, go back, number three. Go back.

Calling first husband, Wilbur. Come in, Wilbur.

I am Wilbur, your first husband.

[teeth chattering]

Shh! You want him to hear ya?

Is that really you, Wilbur dear?

Yes, it is I, Wilbur dear.

Your first husband.

It's him, alright. Isn't that a guess?

There's something fishy going on.

How's every little thing, Wilbur baby?

I'm worried about all those jewels I gave you.

- You are? - Yes.

(Wilbur) 'Are you sure they're in a safe place?'

(Phyllis) 'You better believe it.'

'They're hidden where no one will find them.'

(Wilbur) 'Good. Where do you keep them?'

You can tell me.

Well, they're in the wall safe

behind your picture in the living room.

'And it can be opened only at the stroke of midnight.'

(Wilbur) 'Ah! Excellent, my dear.'

Get that, Fred?

"MM" on the burglar's bag.

- Magic Mansion. Now, this. - Now, what?

(Velma) Now, everybody in this room knows where the jewels are.

You're right. We have to get Ms. Diller out of here and fast.

swoosh

(Fred) Ms. Diller! Ms. Diller!

(Scooby) Lights! Lights!

(Shaggy) Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[dramatic music]

H-h-hold it, kids. Hold it. Where, where are we running?

To get out of this creepy place as quickly as we can.

Because this whole thing was a plot to find out

where you keep your jewels.

My jewels? But, but...

(Velma) 'It's after 11:00.'

And you said the safe could be opened at midnight.

I did? Me and my big mouth.

- How do we get outta here? - I don't know.

There's got to be an outside door along here somewhere.

Come on!

[dramatic music]

(Alberto) 'No one gets out. Lock everything.'

slam

slam

slam slam slam

Hey, this door's marked "Exit." Uh, that means out.

This boy is a genius.

It's either locked or stuck.

Everybody, push.

Come on.

[all grunting]

Oh, boy, if I were just strong

instead of gorgeous.

It's no use. It's locked.

[dramatic music]

This one better open.

Give me a hand, somebody.

Pull! Everybody. One, two, three.

thud

Isn't this f-u-u-u-n?

Ugh! Is this what you call putting on weight?

Let me out.

Really, this is no place for a beautiful woman.

We've got to find a way out of this place.

I have a beauty parlor appointment in the morning.

- And I'm too young to die. - Yeah. Me too.

Now, we're sure somebody wants to be sure Ms. Diller

doesn't go home before midnight.

When her safe can be opened.

Now look, troops, the only way we can get out of here

is by using our heads.

[whining]

Heads? You don't mean, like...

No, dummy. She meant, think with our heads.

- Oh! Well, that's different. - Yeah.

Hey! I think I know how we can get out of here.

Let's here it, Freddie. I'm game.

In fact, I'm the gamest.

Shag, you and Scooby hide in this box.

'We'll put on those furniture movers outfits'

'and we'll carry you out.'

Good idea, they'll think

you're a box of old junk.

Great, we do the riding, Scoob

and leave the carrying to them.

Okay, you guys, get in the box.

Hey, look, holes in each end.

Neat. I can stick my head and feet out.

That'll never work. But never.

They'll see your head and feet, and they'll know it's a trick.

(Daphne) 'Pull in your head and feet, Shaggy.'

Okay, but it's gonna be crowded

with ol' Scoob in here too.

'Move over, Scoob! Quit shoving!'

I haven't seen anything so funny since my last wedding.

[crowd applauding]

(Velma) Jinkies, Shaggy and Scooby are in the magic act.

Well, there's no business like show business, you know?

I think Shaggy and Scoob are in trouble.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I will perform my famous

"Sawing a person in half" trick.

- Uh-oh! - Oh, no!

(Mysto) 'I would like a volunteer from the audience, please.'

- Hey, wait a minute. - Ah-ha!

We already have a volunteer.

I will now saw the gentleman in half.

Hold it! Like, I'm not a cut up.

[Saw chirring]

Shaggy!

We're getting subdivided.

You take that end, and I'll take this end.

He's sawing Shaggy and Scooby.

Oh, it's okay, Daphne. It's just a trick.

Now, watch.

I will now slip these two boards into the box.

Now, will the gentleman in the box please put out

his head and feet, so the audience can see them?

[all laughing]

[laughs] Just an optical illusion, folks.

Now, will the gentleman in the box

please put his head and his feet out?

[laughter]

[all laughing]

You fellas were great, just great.

(Shaggy) Get us outta here.

Keep your heads and feet inside.

We'll roll you out like a couple of boxes.

(Scooby) 'Scooby-Doo!'

Look, if you wanna get out of this Magic Mansion

stay in there and keep quiet.

(Shaggy) 'Okay, Okay, but don't stand me on my head.'

What's in the boxes?

Part of the magic act, dearie

and I am the magic, n'est-ce pas?

Okay, move it out.

[door opens]

[engine revving]

Step on it, Lucas. We only have 15 minutes before midnight.

Oh, Lucas really took off.

You better keep up with him, Fred.

This thing won't go any faster.

Can you find the way back to the castle?

Sure. All we have to do is follow this road.

There's nothing to stop us.

[saw chirring]

crash

[screeching]

Hey, the road's blocked!

I wonder how that tree got there.

Like, maybe, it grew there.

- Somebody put it there. - 'Who would do that?'

(Velma) 'The same ones who were trying to keep us locked up'

'in that Magic Mansion.'

So, we couldn't get back to Ms. Diller's castle

before midnight.

Hey, like, we're okay.

'There's a detour sign. Follow the arrow.'

(Fred) 'I didn't see that before.'

It could be a trap.

I think we should follow the sign.

(Fred) Yeah, maybe it'll get us around the tree.

I don't like this spooky forest.

- Let's go back. - Yeah, let's.

Which way is that?

(Velma) I think we're going around in circles.

(Fred) I think somebody put that sign out there

'on purpose, to get us lost.'

Lost in the woods.

We're not lost.

We just don't know where we are.

We've got to find our way back to the road.

(Daphne) But how, Fred?

I know, we'll ask at the next gas station.

(all) What gas station?

We have to find our direction.

Shaggy, you get out and look at a tree.

Moss always grows on the north side of a tree.

[nervous chuckle] Uh-uh, not me.

I'm not gettin' out in that creepy woods.

Get out, Shaggy. Scooby will go with you.

- Not me. - Are you chicken?

[imitating rooster]

Okay, I'll get out and take a look for the moss on the tree.

(Daphne) 'Be careful, Fred.'

Here's some moss. That way must be north.

Now, we know the direction back to the road.

[engine revving]

You sure this is the right direction?

- It's gotta be. - It better be.

We'll never get back to Ms. Diller's house

before midnight.

Like, we're on water.

- Where are we? - We're floating.

(Velma) 'Fred, you drove right onto a raft.'

(Fred) I couldn't see in the dark. I'll just back up.

- Don't back up! - 'Why not?'

Uh, l-like we're in the middle of a river.

Somebody set us adrift.

Well, now what do we do?

Like, we get a free boat ride.

Yeah, but where?

We've got to get ashore somehow.

(Daphne) Hey, we're coming up to a drawbridge, Fred.

(Fred) It's too low. We'll never get under it.

Hey, open the bridge. We're coming through!

Okay, okay. One open bridge comin' up.

Now, which one is open? It's gotta be one of 'em.

- 'Open the bridge!' - I'm trying, I'm trying!

- 'You make me so nervous.' - Oh, no!

He's blocked the whole river.

Oops! Wrong lever.

I wish I'd never taken this job.

(Fred) We'll never get through, if he keeps that up.

The bridge will sink us.

Uh, like, I don't have my swimming trunks. Ha-ha...

No inner tube.

Stop the bridge!

[clattering]

[explosion]

I blew it again.

[dramatic music]

(Velma) Quick, Fred. Drive up. Drive up!

(Fred) Yeah, just like a ramp.

Hey, we're back on the road.

(Shaggy) Talk about lucky.

(Scooby) Yeah. Lucky.

Maybe we can still get back to Ms. Diller's before midnight.

Hurry up, Fred.

- Hey, I got a great idea. - What is it, Shag?

Let's stop and get a hamburger.

Yeah.

- 'Oh..' - 'Oh..'

Like, I can't foil jewel robbers on an empty stomach.

Just imagine you're eating a big hamburger

then you'll be alright.

[both slurping]

- Yummy, yummy, yummy. - Yummy.

- Oh, no. - 'What's wrong?'

They forgot the ketchup.

[laughing]

[engine revving]

[horn blaring]

[gate creaks]

[doorbell ringing]

- 'Nobody's home.' - There's got to be.

Ms. Diller's limousine is in the driveway.

Only ten minutes until midnight.

Something must've happened to Ms. Diller and Lucas.

We've got to get into that house.

- Like, how? - Find an open window.

Shh! Be quiet.

[dramatic music]

Chester, call the police.

Thieves are breaking into Ms. Diller's house!

(Shaggy) 'This place is creepier than that Magic Mansion.'

Stay close together.

[dramatic music]

[door slams]

(Daphne) Boy, is it dark.

(Shaggy) I can't see my face in front of my hand.

- Me too. - What room are we in?

- I don't know. - Wait a minute.

(Velma) There're five of us, right?

(Daphne) Fred, you and me, and Scooby, and Shaggy.

That's five. Why?

(Velma) There's six pair of eyes.

(Fred) There's somebody in the group besides us.

- S-S-S-Scooby, are you there? - 'Here.'

(Fred) Alright, nobody move. I'll light a match.

[laughing]

- What are you doing here? - Just making a curtain call.

[laughs] Bye.

Well, we know he's in the house.

Come on. We've got to find Ms. Diller.

'Ms. Diller?'

Ms. Diller!

Ms. Diller? Ms. Diller!

Ms. Diller!

- Cute little fella. - Shaggy, let's go.

[roaring]

thud

Now where'd they go?

- 'Uh-oh.' - 'Yikes!'

[dramatic music]

screech

This way!

screech

screech

Hey, excuse me, have you seen a guy and two gi...

U-u-uh.. Yipe!

You get the kid with the two dolls.

I'll get the other two.

screech

[dramatic music]

Look for a place to hide.

I'm looking. I'm looking.

(Shaggy) 'Uh, not there!'

Nope.

puff

(Shaggy) 'Phew!'

'Uh, dusty!'

[dramatic music]

[sneezes]

puff

[sneezes]

- Now's our chance! - Let's go!

[dramatic music]

screech

That creep with the mask is right behind us.

Yeah. Let's lose him.

(Shaggy) A bell rope.

Up we go, Scooby.

screech

We pulled a fast on ol' creepy. He'll never find us up here.

[bell tolling]

thud

- You okay, Scoob? - Scooby-Doo!

Let's split, Scoob.

(Fred) Each one take a basket.

screech

[dramatic music]

screech

Come on, Scoob.

Make like a bag of laundry!

[whining]

'You want that mask guy to catch ya?

Nope.

screech

thud thud

- Who's that? - Who's that who said...

(Shaggy) "Who's that?"

(Fred) Is that you, Shaggy?

(Shaggy) Yeah, is that you, Fred?

(Fred) Shh! Here they come.

We can't waste no more time on those kids.

Where'd you put the Diller dame?

(Fred) If we follow them, we'll find Ms. Diller.

Everybody, wrap a sheet around you.

Fast! Let's go!

[thunder rumbling]

[dramatic music]

(Scooby) G-g-ghosts!

- Get off me, Scoob! - Uh-uh. No way!

What was that? Shh! Listen.

[xylophone music]

[both whimpering]

(Fred) Everybody, play something. Quick!

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, look.

The Diller dame's fake ghosts

play instruments.

Well, that's awful. Let's go.

Come on. We've got to follow those guys!

We've lost them, Fred.

I'm afraid so.

[thudding]

That's weird.

Would you believe a haunted clock?

Let's split.

(Daphne) 'Ms. Diller!'

[muffled chatter]

And when I walked into the house some impetuous fool grabbed me.

I swooned as a lady should.

Then I woke up when the clock struck the quarter hour...

...on my head!

(Scooby) 'Oh, wow!'

Where's Lucas, Ms. Diller?

(Diller) 'Who knows where that schlemiel is?'

Well, it's almost time for the showdown.

One minute until midnight.

Midnight, the witching hour.

For lovely me, the bewitching hour.

[laughs]

Quiet! Douse that candle!

(Phyllis) Would you like to hear a ghost story, hm?

(Velma) Oh, please, Ms. Diller.

(Phyllis) Well, what'd you say to a song, dance, and some snappy patter?

(Fred) Shh! Quiet.

(male #2) 'Hold it right there.'

Sorry, we interrupted your work, men.

Alright, let's see who you are.

Alberto! You naughty person!

'You are moonlighting for Magic Mansion.'

Yes.

It would have been a clean job too

if those kids hadn't butted in.

But, but, but who called the police?

The lady next door, said she saw

some kids breaking in the house.

Ugh! That old witch is always spying on me.

Bitterly jealous, you know?

Lucas, whatever happened to you?

They locked me in the linen closet

till the police let me out.

I came over to keep an eye

on my little wife, Madam Zokar.

Well, I guess that wraps up the mystery.

(Phyllis) 'All, but one thing.'

I want to give you a proper reward.

Thank you, Ms. Diller, but no thanks.

We just enjoyed spending the evening with you.

Yeah, it was groovy fun.

[Scooby panting]

Well, now, something I can do for you, Scooby?

Poor Scoob, he's expiring.

Oh, good gravy, Lucas, call a vet, at once.

There isn't time, just point us at the kitchen.

Open your mouth, old buddy.

For my sake, try, try!

[gulps]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[laughs]

I think we got him in time.

We'll be able to save him.

Oh, merci bon dieu.

[all laughing]

[theme song]

Huh?

♪ Hey Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo lookin' for you ♪

♪ Scooby Scooby-Doo where are ya? ♪

Over here!

♪ All the stars are here ♪

♪ Waitin' for you ♪

♪ Couldn't have a show without ya ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

[music continues]

♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Scooby Scoobidy-Doo ♪

- Hey, Scooby! - Where are you?

(Scooby) Over here!