All language subtitles for The Love Boat_S03E11_Critical succes; The love lamp is lit; Take my boyfriend please; Rend a family; The man in her life part 2

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something
for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

Hey, good --
there's the doc.

Now, trap him in the elevator,
and remember --

he's the only thing standing

between us
and half a million dollars,

so do your stuff, baby,
hmm?

Someday, somebody's going to
like me just for myself.

Well, hi.

[ Coughs ]

Which deck, please?

[ Hoarsely ] The one where
the doctor is, please.

Oh, I'm the doctor.

[ Coughs ]

Sounds like you're coming down
with something.

I think it's just a frog
in my throat.

Well, nobody ever croaked
from that.

[ Laughs ]

A little medical humor.

[ Chuckles ]

That's my favorite kind...

Next to funeral jokes.
[ Chuckles ]

Well, why don't we go
to my office,

and, ahem, I can take
a look at you?

Thank you.

It'll only take a second.

Oh, take as much time
as you like.

I have no plans
for the evening.

Did anyone ever tell you
you're a very attractive man?

Well, yes,
quite a few times.

[ Normal voice ]
Really?!

[ Hoarsely ] I mean, I can
really understand that.

Would you pass me the salt?

Wanna pass me the salt?!

Would you pass me the butter,
please?

Thank you.

I got a great idea --

afterwards we can all go into
a phone booth for dessert.

[ Giggles ]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

If you would behave yourself, we
wouldn't have to eat in here.

If you keep this up,
it's gonna cost me my job.

Ahh, horsefeathers!

Horsefeathers?

I read a book once.

Whatever.

I do not want you speaking to
your father like that.

He's not my father.

I know that. I was only
practicing my character.

How was I?

You had warmth up to your
eyeballs, honey.

Ellen, let's go to dinner.

I'm not hungry.
You go on without me.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm -- I'm just tired.

I'm going to bed.

But I'm sure that you and Wendy
can carry on without me.

Are you sure
you're all right?

Good night, bill.

Good night.

Well, now, miss --

Norma.

You see, you can't be too sick.
You remember your name.

[ Both laugh ]

I just love medical humor.

Um, it seems dark in here.

Are you sure you have enough
light to examine me?

Yeah, uh...Plenty.

Now, let's take a look
at those throats --

I-I mean, that throat.

I'm sure you'll make me feel
a lot better.

Well, I hope so.
Say, "ahhh."

Ahhhhh.

You'll have to open your mouth
for me to examine you.

Is, um, is that
your bedroom in there?

Could you maybe examine me
in there?

Um, examination rooms
make me nervous.

Well, the patient, like the
customer, is always right.

Mmm, lovely room.

Well, thanks.

Julie helped me decorate.

Yes, it has a woman's touch.

Oh, I'm sorry.
What I meant was, well...

If I'd have decorated it,
I would have, uh --

well, take that lamp there --

I would have picked something
more manly,

like something to go with your
rugged personality...

Like something with a ship
motif.

I told Julie I had one just like
that, but she took it out.

She said it looked awful.

Oh.

Look, if you don't like this
one, I'll get rid of it.

I'll put it
in my waiting room.

[ Normal voice ] Oh!
[ Giggles ]

What is it?

My throat --
it's all better!

You're the best!

I'd like to thank the academy,
but especially miss Julie McCoy,

without whose help this could
have been a memorable evening.

What did you write down?

Well, I wrote down the day,
the date, and the time.

What for?

Well, when our grandchildren
come up and they say,

"when did you first kiss
grandmommy?"

I'll have
the, uh, exact answer.

Oh, Paul!

I love you, Lisa.

I love you, Paul.

I hate to leave you.

Leave?!
You can't leave!

I have to.
We have a curfew.

I mean...
Can't you stay a couple minutes?

I can't.

No, no, don't go now.

Well...just a little while
longer.

Aw, no.

Well, that's long enough.
Night-night!

But, Paul!

I love you too much to get you
in trouble.

Nice talking.

Not bad.

While we're all cooped up
in the cabin,

you're playing games
with the cheerleader!

The wife's always
the last to know!

A cheerleader!

Give me a "k"!
Give me an "i"!

Give me an "s"!
Give me an "s"!

I'll tell you what
I'm going to give you --

well, together as always,
I see.

Oh!

Just teaching my son how to
throw a knuckleballer.

Ah, wonderful.

Yes.

Should have been here a second
ago to see the curves.

Listen to dad.
He knows.

Seeing a family like yours gives
me a feeling right here.

It does me, too --
right here.

Don't ever lose them.

Now, where were we?

Oh, nothing like a hot bath
before bed.

You were in there long enough
to get webbed feet.

[ Laughter ]

Only me, girls --
bed check.

All the beds are here!

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

Jan, Paula, Stacey...
Where's Allie?

Ooh, when she wakes, be sure and
tell her "good night."

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

She looks like she's out
for the duration.

Out is right...

...with Mark in the moonlight.

Stella.

Elliot, I need to talk
to you.

Is it too late?

Of course not.
Come in.

Thank you.

I, um, have nothing to offer you
here, except myself.

Care to have any?

No, thank you.

I'm still allergic.

Aw, pity.
Well, sit down, please.

Thank you.

I was reluctant to come here

because you're probably
the wrong person to ask,

but what I need to know is
how would you --

that is, if you wanted to --

spare an artist's feelings if
you didn't like their work?

Well, now, where is it written
that one has to?

A criticism, to have any meaning
at all, must be totally honest.

Truth as the critic sees it --
that's his job.

And if the truth hurts
once in a while,

well, then the artist must
just learn to live with it.

I see.

Why did you want to know?

Are you having trouble with
somebody in the show

for tomorrow night?

Oh, no, this has to do with
that young playwright,

a friend of captain stubing's.

I just read his play,
and it is horrendous.

What?

It is banal, inane, trite.

The characters are cardboard.
The plot is ludicrous.

The dialogue is childlike.

It is the worst piece of trash
I have ever read.

What do I say to
captain stubing?

Hmm?

Captain stubing.

Uh...

Well, as I said,
be totally honest.

My instinct was to be...

Compassionate.

Well, I guess that's why
we have critics like you --

to protect audiences
from such garbage.

Thanks, Elliot.

Good night.

Mmm.

Good night.

[ Door slams ]

Garbage...inane...stupid...

She told me that.

[ Muttering ]

Gopher: Good morning
and welcome to acapulco.

We hope you enjoy your day.

Now, if Julie doesn't have that
lamp, we're in big trouble.

Let me do the talking, okay?

You always do the talking.
I never do -- always you!

You're the only one
who can talk.

I always have to be
as quiet as a clam.

Maybe our marriage
wouldn't be breaking up

if you let me talk
once in a while,

but no -- you --

Norma!

See? I told you.

Oh, hi!

Hi. Can we bother you
for a second?

No bother. Come on in if you
don't mind a little mess.

No problem.

Okay.

Listen,
we're going into acapulco

and thought maybe you could tell
us the best places to shop.

Sure.
What are you looking for?

Uh, c-clothes.

Clothes! Right.
Clothes for my wife. Right.

Oh. Well, in that case,
I really like the casa Rosa.

Write that down, sweetheart.

Oh? Okay.

Oh, do you know
what else we need?

Uh, I promised our son
that we'd get him a lamp.

You know, he's been dying
for one shaped like a --

do you know the address
of casa Rosa?

No, but it's right next
to the hotel Miranda.

He's been dying for one
shaped like a --

I hear the hotel Miranda's
really nice!

Yes, it's really nice --
really nice. Yeah.

About the lamp for our son --
he's, uh --

oh, I'm sorry.
How old is he?

7.

14.

I mean, well, he's 7 now,

but he's going to be
14...Someday.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ] Yeah.

He's a great kid, and, uh,

and we promised him
a lamp for his desk,

one with a nautical motif --

you know, like with
a captain's wheel on it.

Oh, yes! You mean like this!
Oh, darn! I forgot --

I had one just like
you're describing,

but last night
Vicki came around

collecting donations
for the orphanage,

and she was taking clothes,
bedding, lamps, anything.

Vicki? Vicki?

Yes, that's the captain's
little girl.

Oh. Well, thank you.
You've been a great help.

Sure. Sure.

Let's go, sweetheart.

Do you know a nice place
for silver?

All right, everybody, this way.

Stick together, boys.

Be very, very careful,
especially you, pepito, eh?

Especially you.

Children, you know --

they are so excited.
They couldn't wait to get here.

Oh, we couldn't wait
to see them.

Where are the others?

I think Vicki lured them
to the pool.

Captain...

Yes?

...miss Logan...

I don't know
the words to thank you

for your kindness
and your generosity,

but I think the expressions
on these faces

will give you an idea.

Yeah.
It's our privilege, padre.

Believe me,
working for the orphanage

has been a labor of love.

Lead on, mon capitaine.

Aye, aye.

Aw.

Oh, those poor kids!

They're not gonna have
an easy life.

So? Why should they be
different?

You're all heart!

Did you ever think
that having kids

might have saved
our marriage?

Listen, dear Abby, Ann landers,
and Dr. Joyce brothers

on their best day couldn't have
saved our marriage.

Now, come on. Let's knock off
the sentimental stuff

and find Vicki, okay?

Can you help us?

Anytime.

We can't find Mrs. Ames
anywhere.

We've banged on her door
and called her cabin.

She left the ship
about a half-hour ago.

Oh. Well, then
she's in acapulco.

No, I think
she went to the airport.

She had her suitcase.

Airport? Why?

Well, I don't know why,
but we've got to find her.

Come on!

Hey.

You look like a cheerleader
with nothing to cheer about.

Well put.

Oh?

How would you feel
if you gave a guy away,

then you decided
you wanted him back,

and somebody else
already had him?

Well...

You're talkin'
to the right girl.

It's the story of my life.

Sorry.

Oh, he's a wonderful man.

He lives in Alaska,
and he has two kids...

And he asked me to marry him,
but I wasn't sure.

I said I needed a little time.

What happened?

I took too much time.

While I was thinking,
"do I or don't I?"

Somebody else did.

The good ones don't come around
often enough

that we can afford
to give them away.

I think I'm too late.

Oh, no.

It's only too late
after they say, "I do."

Hey, that must be Vicki.

Now, remember,
let me do the talking, okay?

Don't I always?

[ Grumbles ]

Hi. Uh, you Vicki?

Yeah. Hi.

Hi. Uh, Julie told us

you were collecting things
for the orphanage,

and, well, if you could tell us
where the bundle is,

we could add
some of our things to it.

That's really nice of you,
but the truck already came

and took everything
to the orphanage.

Oh. Oh, well, Julie mentioned
that you got a lamp from her --

a ship design
with a captain's wheel.

Oh, yeah.
Ramon loved it!

Ramon?

One of the orphan boys.
He took it for himself.

Uh, I -- w-w-w--
which one's Ramon?

Oh, he's not here.

Oh.

Oh, here's Ramon now.

It's no good, Vicki.

When I turn it on,
it goes "zzzzt!"

Hey, I can fix that for you,
Ramon.

No, no, no. Really, really.
I'm an electrician.

Huh? Huh? It's okay.

Now, you, uh,
you wait right here, okay?

Hey, Norma, come on.
Let's get going.

Norma!

So what's the rush?

Oh!

You know what i'm
in the mood for, dear?

A good game of bridge.

Well, that's fine with me if we
can dig up two other players.

Excuse me.

I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but I'd love to play.

Oh, wonderful!
Then all we need is a fourth.

Maybe my boyfriend --
well, if he plays.

You see,
we just met on the ship.

Oh, how romantic!

Or we can get my new
vice-president

if he'll leave his wife
and family long enough.

There he is!

There he is!

Turner!

Your new boyfriend?

Wife and family?!

Hi, everybody.

Turner, you're fired.

Uh...

Sir?

Turner, we're through!

This mean lunch is off?

[ Chuckling ]

Oh, they're in there.
I can hear 'em.

Be careful! Remember,
Ramon says it goes "fffft!"

Well, of course
it goes "fffft!"

The diamonds are making it
short-circuit.

Or maybe it's the plug.

Aahhhhh!

Plug!! The plug!!

Aahhh!

Every little thing!

You're always yelling at me!

Oh!

Oh!

Half a million dollars!

Oh!

$250,000 for you,
$250,000 for me,

and we can each start
a new life.

And live happily ever after.

Look -- there's a blue one,
and a there's a yellow one...

Mother!

Please, I left the ship to avoid
this scene.

Look, I've lost a daughter,
and I've lost a fiancé.

At least leave me my dignity.

To think that I was afraid
you wouldn't like bill.

I know men your age prefer young
girls -- I accept that.

That's a fact of life
I understand --

what in the hell
are you talking about?

Wendy's a Dallas cowboy
cheerleader.

She's beautiful.
I understand that.

You'd be a fool
not to love her.

Well, of course
I love Wendy...

As a daughter.

Since when do you buy daughters
wedding rings?

That's right --
somebody saw you.

I didn't buy
any wedding rings --

Wendy did!

For you two!

It's your wedding present.

I love you, Ellen --
you.

Come, my love.

Grow old with me,
for the best is yet to be.

Oh, bill!

Sweet pea.

[ Playing piano ]

♪ Don't put your daughter on
the stage, Mrs. Worthington ♪

♪ don't put your daughter
on the stage ♪

♪ though they said
at the school of acting ♪

♪ she was lovely as peer gynt ♪

♪ I'm afraid on the whole
an ingénue role ♪

♪ would emphasize her squint ♪

♪ she a big girl ♪

♪ and though her teeth
are fairly good ♪

♪ she's not the type
I ever would ♪

♪ be eager to engage ♪

♪ no more buts,
Mrs. Worthington ♪

♪ nuts, Mrs. Worthington ♪

♪ don't put your daughter
on the stage ♪

Don't!

[ Laughs ]

Now, Isaac, my friend,
tell me --

in all your
lifelong experience,

how many drinks does it take the
average man to get blottoed?

Oh, four...Or five.

Well, as I've always considered
myself above the average,

you'd better leave
the whole bottle.

Here's to you.

Certainly.

There you are!

Do you know that I have been
looking all over for you

the whole day long?

Be still, my foolish heart.
I've been right here.

I, uh, regret being so harsh

with that young playwright
last night.

Oh, please,
don't apologize to me.

You didn't like the play.
That's your prerogative.

It means nothing to me.

Oh?

Have you ever thought
of why you didn't like it?

Could it be that you're afraid
to do a play...Now -- any play?

Between you and me,

you have been getting away with
murder for years, Stella.

You know I love you very, very,
very much indeed,

but you are a very limited
performer.

I choose to ignore
those remarks.

Of course you do.

The ability to avoid reality
is a very special talent.

Elliot,
you have been drinking.

And now something new
has been added -- insight.

Oh, Elliot.

Why don't you stick to
organizing charities?

You do that very well.

Oh, Elliot,
this is ridiculous!

Oh, captain stubing!

Yes?

Do you remember
the request you made to me

the other day, when I
first came aboard ship?

You mean about appearing
in the show tonight?

Yes. Well, I've decided
to take you up on that.

Oh, hi.

Hi. I haven't seen you all day.
Can we talk for a minute?

Yeah. Well, a minute.
I don't want to be late.

I'm having an early dinner
with Allie.

Oh.

Yeah, well, it's the last night
on the ship.

I'm trying to squeeze in
every minute I can.

I don't blame you.
Allie's a sensational girl.

She is. She's terrific.
I have to thank you for that.

I never would have met her
if it hadn't been for you.

I know.

I mean, I know.

Well, they're all terrific --
missy, jan, Liz, Paula --

all of 'em.

I'm sorry.
I'm doing all the talking,

and you wanted to talk to me.
Go ahead.

Um...it was really nothing.

I just wanted to make sure you
were having a good time.

Couldn't be better.

That's really sweet of you
to be so concerned about me.

See you later.

I know how you feel.

I've been around
a lot longer than you,

and he fooled me, too.

He best thing you can do
is to forget him...

And his family.

I'll try.

Darling...

Mr. Hartnett...

I mean, darling,
Mr. Hartnett...

There's something
I gotta say to you.

Don't listen to him.

We're not interested
in anything he has to say.

You're going to listen whether
you're interested or not.

Well, first of all,
I'll admit that I was wrong.

And I'm sorry I lied
when I said I was married
and I had a family.

Just I knew you wouldn't hire
me in your company.

I mean, I thought that once you
saw my work, it wouldn't matter.

Then when you insisted that I
take my family on this trip,

I did even a dumber thing --

I went through a theatrical
agent and I hired one.

Rent a family?

You mean these people
are actors?

I was afraid
you'd recognize me.

You're not really married?

Oh, Lisa, I love you.

Well, um, that explains a lot.

Oh, you were just fooled by our
great performance, honey.

But our company policy remains
unchanged.

We only hire family men.

Oh, well, uh, I mean,
i will be married...

I hope.

I'm glad someone's makin' out
on this tub.

[ Laughter ]

Brindemos, muchachos.

Hey.

Salud.

Salud.

Salud.

I am really --

con permiso, padre.

Por supuesto.
Por supuesto, Ramon.

What I am really afraid is one
of the boys is gonna get sick.

Muchas gracias
for fixing my lamp.

You're welcome, Ramon.
It was my pleasure.

You could say that again.

You got kids?

Uh...no.

Aw, too bad.
You go good with kids.

Adiós.

Adiós.

Why do you think
it'll be pepito?

Pepito -- he's the one who gets
sick most of the time.

Muy bien, Ramon.

When I was a kid,
I lived in an orphanage.

Oh, sweetheart --

until I ran off.

You know,
if I had people care for me

the way those people
care for those kids,

well, maybe I'd have
turned out different.

It's never too late.

Yes, it is.

But I owe you this, Norma --

when you were in that cabin
with gopher...

Yeah?

...i was jealous.

Oh, Lou!
Lou, couldn't we --

no, no, no, no.
It's too late, too late.

What good is the money
and all my shopping...

If I can't dress up
for the guy I love?

You know
what our problem is?

We're both too damn selfish.

[ Drumroll ]

Excuse me, muchacha, muchachos,
padre.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome.

I knew this was going to be
an extraordinary night.

I also know you didn't come here
to look at me,

so here, let me introduce
the one, the only,

the original Dallas cowboys
cheerleaders!

[ Musical introduction plays ]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

[ "Love boat" theme plays ]

Hey, did you see that?
Did you?

She winked at me.

Yeah.

Who is "she"?

Who cares? Tonight's the night,
whoever she is.

I'll tell you who that is --
that's my daughter.

Our daughter.

Oh. How nice for all of you.

[ Music continues ]

[ Music stops ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, hey, hey!

This evening is even more
than I had hoped for.

Tonight I applaud you,
each and every one of you,

for without your contributions,

the acapulco orphanage
just wouldn't be.

But because of you,

a lot of children will be
smiling for another year.

On behalf of all of them,
muchas gracias.

Captain...

I would like to donate $250,000
to the orphanage.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[ Applause ]

Thank you.

Thank you from the bottom
of my heart. Thank you.

Uh, captain, please,
there's been a mistake.

My wife
didn't mean to say that.

She meant to say, uh...

She meant to say...

$500,000.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[ Applause ]

Thank you, sir, thank you.

You and your wife
are the type of people

that make this
a better world to live in.

Truly an extraordinary evening.
How do you top it?

Well, if anyone can, here is
the lady who can do it --

I am honored to introduce
our chairperson,

a star who is loved and
respected the world over --

the incomparable
miss Stella Logan!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Introduction to "love will
keep us together" plays ]

♪ Love ♪

♪ love will keep us together ♪

♪ think of me, babe, whenever ♪

♪ some sweet-talkin' gal
comes along ♪

♪ singin' her song ♪

♪ don't mess around ♪

♪ you gotta be strong ♪

♪ just stop
'cause I really love you ♪

♪ stop ♪

♪ I'll be thinkin' of you ♪

♪ look in my heart
and let love ♪

♪ keep us together ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ you belong to me now ♪

♪ ain't gonna set you free
now ♪

♪ when some gal
starts hangin' around ♪

♪ talkin' me down ♪

♪ hear with your heart
and you won't hear a sound ♪

♪ just stop
'cause I really love you ♪

♪ stop ♪

♪ I'll be thinkin' of you ♪

♪ look in my heart
and let love ♪

♪ keep us together ♪

♪ Young and beautiful ♪

♪ but someday
your looks will be gone ♪

♪ when the others
turn you off ♪

♪ who'll be turning you on? ♪

♪ I will, I will, I will ♪

♪ I will ♪

♪ be with you forever ♪

♪ love will keep us together ♪

♪ I said it before
and I'll say it again ♪

♪ I won't pretend ♪

♪ I need you now
and I'll need you then ♪

♪ just stop
'cause I really love you ♪

♪ stop ♪

♪ I'll be thinkin' of you ♪

♪ look in my heart
and let love ♪

♪ keep us together ♪

[ Music stops ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Slow music plays ]

Oh, did I step on your toe?

No, I have a headache.

Can I get some aspirin
and bring it to you?

It's not that kind
of headache, doc.

It's a heartache headache.

I think I just need
some time alone.

Oh...sure.

This is it --
she's leaving...Alone.

Did she look unhappy?

I haven't seen
a face like that

since my absent-minded aunt
put my uncle out

and went to bed
with the cat.

That bad?

You better hurry.

I wouldn't want her
to be alone at the rail.

Thanks for everything, Allie.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Good luck, Mark.

Good luck, Mark.

Hi.

Just the girl
I've been looking for --

I need your help,
uh, as a friend.

What's the problem?

Well, um, you see,
I'm a little on the shy side.

To tell you the truth,
I'm in love with one
of the cheerleaders.

I'm too bashful to tell her.

I was wondering
if you had any ideas.

Why ask me?

Because you're a woman.

I'm surprised you've noticed
recently.

You have any suggestions?

Most women like the
straight-ahead approach, Mark.

Be honest.

Just say,
"Allie, I love you."

Allie...

I love you.

Just like that.

That's beautiful.
You'll make her very happy.

Well, there's just
one thing wrong.

What?

You see, her name's
not Allie.

It's Stacey.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Stella...

Stella, don't go.
Please, please.

There is something that I
would like to tell you.

Well, if they're anything like
the other remarks,

I'd rather not hear them.

Oh, darling, those were
the ravings of an idiot

who'd had a beaker too many
and not enough character,

but, uh...

I saw the show tonight,
and...

You really are
the best there is.

And, well, I-I guess
it's confession time,

but I am the "young" playwright
whose work you said was, um,

"banal, inane, and," um --

trite?

Trite, thank you.
Thank you, mm-hmm.

And when you tore it apart,
ouch.

It hurt so much
that for the first time,

I realized how much pain
I had been dealing out.

Well, now that you're
confessing,

I may as well, too.

I knew it was your play.

I've read your reviews
too long

not to recognize
that inimitable style.

And it's a wonderful play.

I said the things I did

because I wanted you to have
a taste of your own medicine,

and I've had terrible guilt
feelings ever since.

Say that again.

I knew it was your play.

No, no! I want to hear the part
where you said it's wonderful.

Well, it is, and if you let
anybody else play it,

I'll never speak to you
again.

You know what that means,
don't you?

Months of preparation.

Oh, months -- of course.

Constant rehearsals.

Rehearsals -- naturally.

We'll be together day...
And night.

Day and night continuously.

You think
we can stand each other?

Well, we haven't had
much practice.

I suggest we start now.

Don't worry, captain.

You'll have our check for
$500,000 as soon as we get home.

I'm not worried,
and thank you again.

Oh, don't thank us.

You did a lot more for us
than we did for you.

You know, you two
are really jewels.

Jewels!

[ Laughing ]

Was that funny?

Jewels!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

You take good care of her.

Oh, I will.
You know that.

Oh, I hate to go.
I love you.

I love you, darling.

And I love you.

Goodbye, sweetheart.

Bye-bye.

You take care.

Okay, bye-bye.

You know, in all my life,
I don't think I have ever

been surrounded
by quite so much beauty.

Wendy, the cheerleaders --
they're all beautiful.

I'm talking about you.

Oh, bill!

Well, I expect to see you
in the office

first thing Monday morning.

I'm sorry, sir. We're going to
be in Las Vegas getting married.

Oh, I just love weddings!
They make me cry.

My baby.

I can't wait to meet
your real family.

Oh, you'll love them, but
you'll have to wait a while.

They're traveling
with the circus.

Circus?
That's a thought.

Hmm!

...the best.

Those orphan kids
will never forget you.

Now, Stacey, don't you ever let
Mark go again, okay?

Don't worry. The two of us are
going to be very happy together.

The two of you?!

[ Laughter ]

Stacey!

Hey, I mean, two's company
and three's a crowd,

but that's ridiculous!

I sure hate to see
you people leave.

Having you onboard
was a great thrill for me.

Oh. It was that and more
for us.

Oh, but you have
to come back

or else I'll never get
another dancing lesson.

Well, I'll try,
but you don't need me.

You've got captain stubing
to teach you.

Besides, he's as graceful
as a gazelle.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Are you sure
you're all right?

On second thought,
I'll send you a book.

I taught him that.

Excuse me, but I just
heard the good news --

you two are going to be
working together.

Well, it may go down as
the first miracle on water

since the parting
of the red sea.

I know this show's
gonna be a big hit.

Well, we'll give it
our best.

Should we, uh, ask
captain stubing now?

He is the right type.

He's perfect for the part,
if he's available.

Wait a second --

do you mean that you
want me to --

I say we should make him
an offer.

I go along with that.

Well, I'm flattered,
but I don't think so.

I mean, the show could run
for years, and, uh,

well, I've got my job
to think about.

It'll only take
a few minutes.

What kind of a part is that?

Best man at our wedding.

Congratulations.

She did like your play
after all.

[ Laughter ]