All language subtitles for Quitandolo todo 1987 Takin It All Of (eng)

Take the alleys, Allen.

I don't wanna get mobbed
like last night by my fans.

Oh, being the most famous stripper
in America is such a bother.

Oh, well.

It's a burden I must bear.

Music, Ellen.

Alan, I need you.

Hello, baby?

Hello. My name is Fuzzy Freddy.

What would you like to
talk about boys and girls?

Well, fuck you, Fuzzy Freddy.

I got an important
elbow going all the way.

It's it's about fallout.

Damn. I just can't do it.

What am I doing wrong?

Try pulling your shoulders back.

A little more like this,
Vancichem. Look. Look. Finally.

Hardly with the effort.

Watch it, bitch. We're
all knock your ass dead.

Of course, it's probably
gonna turn off already.

Deck shits. Turning tricks
on par vengeance is my bet.

Why do you think
they call a Trixie?

Watch your mouth, Nicole.

Just because you put your mouth
in deep freeze ain't no reason

to put the rest of us down.

So she's saving it for my neck.

In I guess you won't need
it. I mean, just rip it out.

Back off, bitch.

Stop it, girl.

Sorry. I'm gonna go straight.

The sour Stevens
coming up the stairs.

Damn. I better go see what
he wants. Take over Elliot.

Delighted, darling.

Alright, girls.

Put those fried eggs
out in your baskets,

and we're gonna work out.

Alright, Becky.

Alright. Wake up, Marie,
and hit the music box.

Hi, Steven.

How you doing? Mm-mm.

Can I get you something
to drink underneath?

No. Thanks.

I brought my

We came to discuss business.

Oh, well, we're moving
along just fine.

Moving along? But
in what direction?

I mean, when you came to me eight
months ago and you asked to use

my building for your
school for strippers,

I thought it was a
sound business idea.

Push it up. Stand.
Get up. Swing. Swing.

Swing. Swing. Swing. Swing.
Swing. Swing. Swing. Swing.

Swing. Swing.

Alright.

Now you're in, and I find out
that you don't charge your girls.

But I do charge.

I get twenty percent of everything
they make when they get a job.

But you can't ask for more
than that. It's got great potential.

Oh, you even said so yourself.

I lied.

And that's before I found out
what your lovelies are up to.

I mean, that Trixie, she does
two nights in El Monte, and,

miss mini ticks jumps out
of the cake every six weeks,

and that, the
fringing one, McCall,

she's just taking the course so
she can bag herself a rich husband.

Honey, that's not the
way to do business.

When you work, you get paid.

That's the way it goes.

Your twenty percent of their
pay wouldn't pay for the light

bulb in the toilet,
which, by the way,

is where you're gonna end up.

We'll go behind and
back to the front lawn.

We both ran and cried.

Now as of today, you
owe me four Oh, yeah.

By the way, we owe
Murray a big Murray?

That bald headed bastard. He
can't even play the piano.

All he's interested
in is drinking coffee.

Okay.

If I don't see some
serious money soon,

you're all gonna
be out of your ass.

Steve, please.

Talk to buy the
baby. Roll baby. Roll baby.

Roll baby. Roll baby.
Roll baby. Roll baby.

Miss Little Elm,

business setback shouldn't
affect our relationship.

Move in with me.

Me. We've been all over that.

I haven't been all over that.

Oh, all done. Oh, that
was fun. Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought you would've
been long by now,

But of course you are.

Why don't you go
clean up your act?

Well,

you finally had a good
idea, Stevie Poop.

Yes. It's me for the shower.
Put your eyes back to soccer.

Bye y'all.

Goddamn pantsy.

Look at them, Steven.
How could you?

Easy.

All you have to do to
remember, little lady, is what?

Goddamn you, Adam.

I'm not Adam. I'm Adam.

That's definitely Adam.
Adam's got bigger buns.

That's Hadamard, old
magic fingers himself.

Back off, magic fingers. I
ain't no goddamn deck of cards.

Well, excuse me. I forgot.

I'm not rich enough
for you, am I?

Got that right.

Well, I can't really tell.
Are you sure you're Adam?

Oh, yes. You're definitely
Adam. So where's Adam?

Goddamn it. There he is. He
was putting the sign back up.

The damn thing fell down again.

Had to fight a drunk
for some of the letters.

Sorry, mister Steerwall.

Sorry, my ass.

You just stay away from
me, you little punk.

I've seen the way you
act around these girls.

I think you're as queer as that
Flynn who just went into the shower.

My brother likes girls. Alright?

He's just scared of
them, aren't you, Adam?

I respect him, Adam.

Piss all this shit.

I'm sorry I haven't gotten
involved with any of you loonies.

You all belong in a zoo.
But I'll tell you one thing.

If you don't come up with
some serious cash soon, within

thirty days, your asses
are gonna be out here.

Thirty days, Becky.

Remember.

Don't let letters fall on
your head, mister Stirlwall.

And what's up for the drunk?

I'm sorry, Becky. Everything
will be over here.

Oh, hello, Adam. I'm
not Adam. I'm Adam.

Whatever.

Individually, you're gorgeous.

Collectively, you haven't
ruined old Queen's fantasies.

What's wrong with
everyone around here?

Steven's shutting the
school down. What?

He's given us thirty days to show a
profit or else we're out on the street.

Oh, honey. I've been
on the street so often.

I take tokens and
give transfers.

Elliot, this is
no time for jokes.

Not to worry. All we have to
do is making some money. Right?

How are we gonna make money?

We've gotta get these
girls good paying jobs?

We just put these ladies
to work, get you some more.

What I need is a solution.

Ask yourself, what would Mickey Rooney
and Judy Garland do in their movies

when faced with a
situation such as this?

Kick the shit out of Steven?

Mickey and Judy, honey,
not Charlie Bronson.

I know. We watched one of
the movies just last night.

Remember how?

He was busy in the
bedroom, but I watched him.

And what did they say when
the going got tough at him?

Let's put on a show.

Did you hear that, darling?

What we do is put on a show
with what we have right here.

Remember, I still
have connections.

I'll get us a club.

I'm only talking one night,

a showcase for you and all
your lovelies for all the top

stripper agents and club owners.

We'll come away from that club
with enough booking commitments

to hoist Stephen on his
own petard or my petard.

Oh, Elliot, can
you really do that?

Certainly.

Remember, until I got caught
with the senator's nephew, I was,

heavily connected with all the
top choreographers in New York

City.

Oh, Ellie, you crazy
queen. It just might work.

Well, I'm sure it will.

Now, go take a shower yourself.

You smell like a girl.

I got so excited. I
need another shower.

You care to join me?

I fell asleep out there.

Anybody wanna get
a cup of coffee?

Want a towel, Murray?

No, thanks. Just
a cup of coffee.

I'm gonna go see if the
girls need more towels.

They all got towels, Adam.

They may need more, Adam.

Hope you don't wrote
them the wrong way.

I'll go get the
trash out of an inch

oh, leave Elliot alone.

That's not a man. That's a hat.

A dirty hat. Dirty,
man. Rub it, girl.

I'm not dirty.

I'm just

filthy.

You get his head. I'll
watch the other end.

Jones McCall?

I'll name this icebox alone,
dreams and millionaires.

Alright, Alan.

Sponge.

Helen, I need you.

Come on, Pop. The door was open.

Somebody's bound
to be right back.

Besides, can't we just
wait a few more minutes?

Honey, a good girl like you shouldn't
be hearing for a few seconds.

Now, baby, when I sold the hog farm
back home so as I could buy you them

professional dancing
and acting lessons,

it wasn't so you'd end up in
some hoochie coochie house.

What? It's called
erotic dancing.

I don't give a damn what
you call it. I'm a get it.

And even if I wasn't, you
don't know nothing about it.

Now come on. Let's go.

It says right here that they'll
teach me for free, and then

they'll get me somewhere.

Honey, I told you and told you there
ain't nothing in this world for free.

Besides, I don't want you
working taking off your clothes.

Now what would your mama say?

Mama's dead pot, and
so is our bank account.

You're not gonna
get your job back.

They'll really marry you down
at the carbon paper factory.

I asked you not
to bring that up.

You know how much it upsets me.

Them narrow minded bastards
fire me just because I'm

running a little book during
coffee breaks and lunch hours.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm just glad those bullies
wouldn't let you come home.

But you've got to admit
we need the money.

Well, yeah. I do admit that.

Oh, if only miss
Becky would take me.

I just know I could be a
really good exotic dancer.

Don't do that.

What would you do if
somebody was done?

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

I'm Allison.

I'm Adam.

This is my pup.

You working this dumb boy?

My brother? He's had them.

I don't think he's got a full
six pack in his carton, daughter.

Let's get out of here.

Alvin, when Becky comes in,

will you tell her
I've gone to hello.

I'm Elliot Penelope.
And you are? Allison.

Allison, you're lovely, my dear.

Say you, come to join our group
and make an old queen happy.

Miss Becky, well, take
me, mister Penelope.

Becky,

you're lovely.

Just wait till she sees
you. Becky, Becky, come out.

I'm not sure where you are.

Oh, that's it. We're
getting out of here.

The place is full of loonies
and perverts and tits.

I'm sorry, daughter. I
meant to say knock her.

I mean, boobs. Fuck.

Becky, this is Allison,
your new protege.

And unless I missed my
guess, your passport,

I'll just tell
Allison, this is Becky.

Uh-huh. Hi. It's very
nice to meet you. Hi.

Oh, that's Adam.

I know.

He's not Adam. Well
well, Adam hasn't.

Hasn't what?

Adam's Adam.

Well, I'm happy to
meet you, Allison.

I'm happy to meet
you too. Thank you.

This is my pop.

Alright. Hi, Pop.

Glad to make your tits. I mean,
your tits nice to meet you.

I I

Oh, Allison, I heard that
you wanna join our group.

Oh, I sure would. I
I really love that.

Well, let's see if you can
move as good as you look.

Anybody got a dollar?

There's a special on Bulgarian
coffee up the street.

Why don't you just shoot that
shit in your veins, Marie?

It'd be faster.

Anybody got a syringe?

Didn't I place a bet with you
a couple of months ago during a

coffee breakdown at the
carbon paper factory?

Is there a lady over there
with nothing on her knockers?

Actually, I want a ten spot
on a two dollar show bed,

but you sure had lousy coffee.

Mary. Mary. The music box.

We've a new talent to audition.

Them your dream machine, Sunny.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. I got that right here.

Well, there, Betty. Come on.

Let's go watch Allison
start her stuff.

Place is fucking immoral.

I'm Adam.

This is Allison, Adam.

Wow.

A new lady.

Alright.

If you see anything at all
around here you like, you just

let have know.

Okay, sweetheart?

But I like Adam.

Well, alright, Adam.

Alright.

That's

it.

That's it. Everybody.
Oh, Becky. Becky.

With you and the other girl
and Allison, we can whip up a

terrific review.

I haven't been so thrilled to
love and panic. It must be.

Guess who I've just
been on the phone to?

Give up?

Well, none other than Bob
Corley, owner of the Shea

Bob Revive.

And it's more important to be
even poker of all the top class

grip acts in the
US of A and Europe.

Bob Corley.

Yes. Exactly, sweet.

And we have an audition at
his house tomorrow afternoon.

We just may be able to tell old
straight Steven to go fuck himself.

Tomorrow? Well, there's
not enough time.

Allison needs some more
strap rehearsal time.

Oh, frog feathers the
way this child moves.

It's a piece of cake.
Trust me, sweets.

Mister Penelope,

I've never stripped before.

I'll save you for last.

All you have to do is watch
these other girls do what they

do, and you'll be fine.

Oh, Adam, go bring
my station wagon

around front and make sure
the tire is fluffed up.

Oh, there's an old costume queen
down in Venice who owes me one

if she hasn't forgotten,

and that one's gonna be to
costume all you girls for an

appearance at the
Chez Barberi Bob.

Hey, come. Sweet. Let's go.
I've got to talk to you.

Right. Now listen, honey.

I can't

Waste of goddamn funny
farm. How do you stand it?

I just drink a lot of coffee.

The caffeine flushes everything
out of my head. Come on.

There's a special
down on the corner.

All the coffee you can drink so
long as the paper cup holds up,

you'll feel better tomorrow.

Come on.

Tomorrow,

You've been in there
in the shitter, man.

They got a gold bullet in there.

The only thing I know is they
don't have a coffee pot in there.

Alright. Listen. I'm, I'm
gonna have to call you back.

Elliot, Bobby, it's
been too long, pal.

Yes. It has.

Love, you made beautiful.

Listen.

I'm sorry to have to drag
you out here this time of the

night, but it's been
one of those days.

You know what I mean?

Think nothing of it, Bobby.

You remember Becky, and
these are her girls.

Hi. I'm McCall.

I'm McCall.

Are you a millionaire?

You're gonna have to check with
my accountant on that one, honey.

Why is your accountant
a millionaire?

Down McCall. Adam,
where's Allison?

That's Adam. Adam's
over there with Allison.

What was that?

Allison, hurry.

Oh, I guess we should
go join the others now.

Okay.

I just love men with
gray hair and blue eyes.

Adam, goddamn it.

Allison, this is Bob Corley.

Bob Corley Allison.

Hi, Allison.

Nice to meet you.

He's a millionaire.

Maybe he's a count of
ten. Shit, my call.

Play another tune.

Well, the one tune takes talent.

Why don't you go play squawk
tag in a catspatch, Mitch?

Maybe it'll make your tits grow.

Children, children,

please come.

It's time for the audition.

Becky, you'll start off and then drag Pete
to her underwear as quick as this one.

Hey.

Didn't you used to make book over
there at the car with paper factory?

I'm gonna tell you
something, mister.

You look too hard on
my daughter's knockers.

I'm gonna take out my knife
and carve you into poop shoes.

Bobby? Bobby, we're about ready.

I feel so light and gay.

You hit it, Murray.

This is Catalyzing
Trixie, Bobby.

Barbie, Barbie don't miss
the dance of the blue whale.

The pride of Pigdilly, the
meretricious miss McCall.

Alright, Bobby. We've saved
the very best for last.

I'm so nervous, mister Penelope.

I told you I never
stirred before.

No nonsense. Just do what the
others did. You look so pretty.

Murray, magic time.

Now

take it off.

She ain't never gonna
shed them threads.

Sorry. I just can't.

I thought I could do
it, but I just can't.

Oh, you just ruined everything,
and you guys are so nice.

Hey.

That's alright.

Bob.

For a minute there, I thought
you had a hell of a review.

Bob, Bob, we can
work with Alice.

The rest of the
girls are soon fine.

Elliot, it just didn't work
for me. Okay? I'm sorry.

You know, if you could
get that girl to work,

maybe add something special.

I don't know. Look. I I
don't have time for this.

I gotta get down to
the club, Elliott.

You're gonna have to excuse me.

The ice has melted, Rose.

Look. I've gotta leave.

Would you do me a favor and
show these people a way out?

It's the same way they came in,

and it's about time
for my soap operas.

Bob, don't do this to the girls.

Please give them another shot.

Elliot,

alright.

I'll tell you what.

If you can get that girl to
work and add something really

special, okay, I'll take a
look at the act one more time.

Fair enough?

Oh, oh, I'll I'll do it.
She'll do it. We'll do it.

We'll do it.

Elliot, for God's sakes, your
makeup's getting all over me.

Will you stop crying?

Now listen. I've gotta go.

You've got my number.
Okay? You give me a call.

Good job, Becky.

See you soon,
mister millionaire.

Elliot, I told you she needed
more rehearsal time. Trust me.

It's a piece of cake. My ass.

Becky, wanna get
a cup of coffee?

No time, Rory.

I've gotta perform a miracle
in less than thirty days.

I tell you, Becky, you
got twenty nine days.

And from what I've seen, you
ain't ever gonna make it.

Steven, you asshole. Yeah.
I'm gonna be back. Yeah.

I'm late, sleepbo.

Twenty nine fucking days, Becky.

Do take it off. Don't
listen to your pappy.

Take it off, baby.
Making old queen happy.

Drop your panties, dear.
Oh, don't be so inept.

You got the right ear
to show them some skin.

Don't be so shy, dear.

It's really

I just can't.

Mister Penelope, I
told you I just can't.

Allison, please
show us your proof.

Come on, Allison.

You can do it. No. I
can't. I I just can't.

Oh.

Sick piss and corruption.

Damn it.

This place is stellar.
Fucking disaster, are you?

Listen, honey.

You've only got fifteen days.
Why don't you give it up?

Another thirty days.
Please, Steven?

No. Wait. Fifteen
days, and that's it.

Why don't you move in with me?

Most girls will bust their asses
for an opportunity like that.

Straight Stevens
junkyard of busted asses.

How charming.

Oh, here comes the
resident douchebag.

Fuck off, you nelly.

Never anyone is skinny
as you, sweet Steven.

Now why don't you sleep off?

This lady and I have
business to discuss.

I own this place, banana sucker.

I'll stay here as
long as I want.

Oh, you get almost cute
when you get angry.

Why don't you fuck
off, fairy breath?

Fairy breath?

Oh, like Wanda, the
good witch of the west.

So I wave my magic wand
that you make you disappear.

K. Okay. Alright.
Alright. I'm leaving.

But remember, Becky,
fifteen fucking days.

It's too bad he's so sleazy.

Well, sweet. How's
Allison's progress?

I'm afraid there's no
progress at all, Elliot.

It's some sort of something. I
don't know. It's a new brain.

Brains in a female ball
has been a problem.

Of course,

I've never known a woman who
couldn't strip when she wanted to.

But my opinion,

all women should be hypnotized for
they won't take their clothes off.

Hypnotized?

Well, that's it.

Why didn't I think
of that sooner?

You know, Betty Bigone's used
to have the same problem.

Betty Bigone had difficulty
taking her clothes off.

Shut. I don't believe it.

She did.

You know, she couldn't even
show her tits to her doctor.

And hypnotism cured her?
Well, how? Tell mother.

Well, I don't know.

Just like an old lover of mine.

Lead me to the brink and then

then nothing.

Elliot, what are we gonna do?

Don't worry, sweets. I'll
just give her a call.

Is there anyone's number
that you don't have?

Well, there was this cute
sailor once in Atlantic City.

Alright, Alan.

Music, Alan.

It's alright, Alan. I'll get it.

Hello?

Betty, sweet. This
is Elliot Penelope.

Elliot, so good to hear from
you. Are you keeping it up?

My keeping it up isn't
a problem, Betty.

I've got a girl who
can't get it off.

I never had that problem.

Oh, Becky said you did.

Getting your clothes
off, that is.

Said something about hypnotism.

Oh, you mean my
case of cold tit?

That was a tough time in my
life. I tried everything.

Welcome to the Davoir Diet
Institute where the elite meet

to watch what they eat.

Now we are going to take
all your clothes off,

and I'm going to examine
you from head to toe.

And after that, I'm going
to examine you again.

Why you didn't examine me twice?

You should always
have a second opinion.

Oh, that makes sense.

Oh, I can't.

Oh, don't stop
now, miss big ones.

I don't feel right.
Yeah. I should.

I mean, after all, you
are a doctor, aren't you?

Oh, I'm a graduate.

Some come loudly.

Quackling University of
Medicine, class of sixty nine.

I mean, if you can't trust
your doctor, who can you trust?

Oh, that's what I always
used to say when I was a

gynecologist, a
proctologist, a tree surgeon.

Oh my god.

Then I can't.

No. No. I just can't.

Quick, Betty. Don't
keep me in suspense.

What the doctor suggest?

Wonderful. Wallow. Wallow. Diet.

Now I'm supposed to have,

leafy green vegetables
all day tomorrow.

Well, I got celery,
spinach, lettuce.

That sounds so boring.

Show me your zucchini.

You want zucchini?

Well, I got your zucchini
hunter right here.

Oh.

Oh, that's a nice zucchini.

Kinda skinny, but it's
long enough and firm

enough to do the job.

I'll bring it over tonight.

Yoo hoo, Edna.

Come here and look at
this man's zucchini.

Your diet bombed.

Well, I got plenty
where that came from.

Dear, think of
diet, Betty, diet.

Jose. My girlfriends are right.
You're nothing but a quack.

Oh, Betty. Please give
me another chance.

No. Please, Betty.
No. Please, Betty. No.

No. Oh, dear.

Well, oh. Here. Here.

I wasn't going to share
you with any other doctor,

but I hear that this
one is really sharp.

Doctor Sohang, acupuncturist.
Hello. I'm Betty Big Winds.

Oh, thank you for coming in.

Are you hung? Like an ox.

But hypnotism finally worked.

Here's what happened. You mean
you want me to see a shrink?

I guess I have a bad
case of cold tits.

A little music might
help. It does at the club.

I agree.

You need music, but I want you
to watch the moving object.

Just relax and empty your mind.

You did that so quickly
and loudly, my dear.

Now I want you to concentrate.

You will do as I say.

I want you to lose
all your inhibitions.

Forget where you are.

When you hear this music,
I want you to take it off.

Take it all

off.

Betty,

do you really think
this is gonna work?

We'll soon find out.

My chauffeur's bringing Elliot
and the doctor who hypnotized

me here right now.

Goddamn it. I said
forget the doctor.

Ain't no quack putting his
hands on my little girl.

I

goddamn.

Would you like a pair?

I learned a long time ago how
to keep a man's attention.

He's not gonna
interfere, Allison.

Forget papa, man. What
about you? What do you want?

Well, right now,

you're all the most
important people in my life.

Besides,

it's the fastest way I can
think of to make some money.

Adam, I really wanna dance.

Okay. Then bring on
that doctor. Dance.

Everyone, may I present
doctor Lucifer Chaser?

Goddamnest thing I
ever seen in life.

We found the doctor at the old
folks home down near the beach.

Yeah.

Well, there I am
performing, see,

post geriatric sexual therapy
for the sexually impaired over

the age of seventy six.

But then I hear it was you,
miss Big Ones. I come running.

Now how is you?

I see you are still
possessor of the Big Ones.

Well What's going on here?

Who's this freaky
looking fucker?

I remember when you
possessed a big one.

Uh-huh.

Oh, Lucifer, we got a problem.

This is Allison.

Now next week, you're Likewise.

I'm sure.

Now would you, mind letting the
good doctor have a look? Yeah.

Well, the tip of the neck's so
gross. Not too big, you see.

But they are still worthy
of the tit examination.

Now my dear, if you
will say, they are.

Hey. What are you doing,
you sick son of a bitch?

She ain't no goddamn radio.

Now you keep your hands off
her, I'll break your arm.

Well, I was just You heard him.

Keep your hands off her,
or or I'll break your face.

He's a doctor, and it's alright.

Are you sure?

Well, I certainly am.

He cured me. Remember?

Okay.

What? Watch it bullshit.
You don't watch it.

You don't take it. You don't
do nothing. Oh, oh. Very bad.

Lucifer, my own
form of hypnotism.

Well, now would somebody please
describe the problem before this

this man comes alive?

Allison freaks out when
she tries to strip,

just like me when I had
my cape of colt hit.

Do you think you can
help her like you did me?

Okay. Now I want everybody to
be absolutely quiet, please.

Now, my dear, would you
mind sitting down, please?

Alright.

Now here is what we're gonna do.

You're gonna watch
the moving object.

Yeah?

You watch the moving object.

See, back and forth,
back and forth.

Are you concentrating, Allison?

Yes, doctor.

Yeah. You like the
music, Allison?

Music maestro.

I ain't sure I'm gonna
be able to take this.

And now the greatest test
in the Northern Hemisphere,

miss Betty Digvois.

You were wonderful.

Wake up, Pop, and
get yourself a drink.

Bobby and I have
business to discuss.

Marie? Marie, the show is
over. Oh, I'm so excited.

Elliott, that was a great
show. I'll tell you this.

Allison, she's everything
I hoped she'd be.

And Betty, my god.

Just unbelievable.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna book this
act into the shave, ob,

or rebob a week from Friday.

And if the show that I see then is
half as good as what I saw today,

I'll be able to book this act
all around the United States

for as long as you wanna work.

And at your price.

Fantastic.

Nice to have you with us, Betty.

I'll see you both on Friday.

Darling, I didn't think that he
would think that you were in the show

with us.

But since he does
betting, darling,

would you

would you

do you think you
could see your way to

working with me?

Calm down. You're gonna pee in
your pants. Of course, I will.

It'll be fun.

Besides, I was getting a
little bored with my chauffeur.

Oh.

Damn, that's good beer.

Oh, shit.

I don't even remember
when I was hypnotized.

Every time I heard that
song, I would start to strip.

I hope that doesn't
happen to Allison.

Maybe the barber
stopper lady quit.

What do you mean unhypnotizer?

Don't any of you realize that
this show on Friday night is

the best break that any
of us, other than Betty,

have had in years.

I'm afraid Elliot's right.

If we blow this
up fat rat's ass.

My daughter can't
take no more of this.

But it's only four more days
until the Che Bobbery bomb.

Well, maybe we could just wait.

No way. We can't wait.

Elliot, you gotta have Ellen
drive you and find Lucifer.

Elliot, I'm sorry, but I
just can't do this anymore.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll go fetch the good
doctor. That's just that.

We will suppose.

Oh, Elliot. It'll be alright.
It still might work out.

Remember, when things get
rough, we just have to pick

ourselves up and
let ourselves go.

Goddamnest thing I ever seen.

Alright.

I'll be back as soon as
I can get Alan, Alan,

to drive me to Ringo Factory.

Yoo hoo, Alan.

Well, in the meantime,

we have to keep Allison
away from that music.

And that means no
radios or tape players.

It's gonna be all
over soon, daughter.

You're just trying to relax now.

Good advice, Allison.

Why don't you take a nice hot
shower while we're waiting?

It always relaxed me.

Thanks, Betty. I think I will.

I'm so sorry that I've
been such a problem.

I've got an inside deal on
some hot coffee beans from

Brazil.

Shove them goddamn
beans up your ass,

you bald headed tallywagger.

Anybody got a couple of bottles?

Adam,

are you really here

or just part of my fantasy?

I'm real and part of your

At first, I panicked when I couldn't
find him at the wrinkle factory.

But then as we
were driving away,

Alan spotted him next door
behind the chicken takeout place.

Yeah.

He was going through the
garbage cans, for God's sake,

looking for old
chicken bones, he said.

Well, ill winds be blowing.

But the magic chicken bones is
necessary to foretell the future,

and I hope to plan the perilous
journey that's gonna help get

me out of this
goddamn bad stuff.

Alright. I'm sick and
tired of all this bullshit.

Can you hypnotize my daughter
or can't you? Bad. Bad.

Oh, yeah.

You mean you can't help her?

That's a different matter.

But of course I can
help you, Lipshin.

But I must hurry, Maxdell.

You see, in a case like
this Everybody freeze.

Police. I have a license
to operate this way.

If you hear about the senators,

let's just I ain't
run no fucking mud.

Hold on. I'm really hard on
the strip and public anymore.

If it's about me and my
chauffeur at the backseat of my

limo Hold it.

Hold it. It's not any
of you we're after.

We're after this would be shrink
that we've been chasing for months.

Lucifer?

What did he do wrong?

We got a warrant for his arrest.

He's been forcing senior
citizens into pagan orgies down

at the seniors club.

Not like that. He
had him screwing.

The local clergy came in
for prayer meeting the other day

and found a place full of wall to
wall old naked bodies humping away.

Enough to make you barf.

Fell those old bodies was
having the most fun they ever

had since they become
them old bodies.

And who are you to decide?

Society doesn't think that old
folks and orgies go together.

One woman still got false
teeth bites all over her body.

On your feet, Lucifer chaser.

Oh, well, I should
have done one.

The chicken bones,
they never lie.

Oh, Lucifer, wait.

Lucifer, wait.

Can we have a moment, please?

Sure. Make a quick.

What about Allison?

Well, as I was about to say, this is
a classic case of desire reversal.

I don't understand.

Oh,

thank you, chicken boss.

Wait. Remember.

Grab that big boob, Murphy.

I know.

It ain't going anywhere, Kellan.

Not that boob, you idiot. The
one that just ran out the door.

Stop. Goddamn it.

Because once I like to walk
into this fucking place,

I'll get knocked on my ass.

Come on, Murphy.

You wipe the dog off the bitch.

Look out for the
dog shit, Murphy.

What dog?

Shit.

Didn't spill a drop.

Miss Biggie, you got any idea
what that bullshit was all about?

Lucifer said desire reversal.

Desired reversal.

Whatever that means.

Sounds like the name of the
goddamn dirty movie. No.

What the hell is he gonna
do with this here music player?

Someone tell me what the
hell's going on here?

Well, it's too complicated
for you, Steven.

Desired reversal has more than
one syllable. Piss off, Elliot.

Oh, that's the best offer you've
ever made me, sugar sleeve.

Stop it, you guys. We've still
got our problem with Allison.

Allison.

Desire reversal, What the
hell do you meant by that?

We'll just have to keep Allison
secluded until we can find

another hypnotist.

Hoo.

I'll go call Bob Corley and
tell him that the script review

has gone the way
of horny buffalo.

You actually booked a show?

Yeah.

At the Chez Bob or
Reebok, not now.

Well, that warms the cockles
of an old businessman's heart.

I may see some profit
out of this yet.

Now just shut up, Steven.
I'll go make that phone call.

No, Elliot. Don't
make that call.

But, Halithin No.

If faith has it determined,

I'm gonna strip every
time I hear that song.

Well, we might as well get
some good use out of it.

So the show is on.

Oh, Alvin. You're a good person.

Desired reversal.

What happened about down there?

Damn. Sure wish I know what
desired reverse on that.

Desired reversal.

I wonder what happens
if I push this button.

Nope. Nope. That ain't it.

Please no more.

I know what you boys
were complaining about.

She was pretty good.
Congratulations, darling.

I always knew you could do it.

Oh, sure you did, sleazeball.

Why don't you go find yourself
an eighty year old man in heat?

Come back in about five minutes
when you qualify, sweetie.

Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?

Yeah. I'm sure.

Please don't push
any buttons, please.

I'm sorry, daughter. Dang.

I sure wish I knowed what
desire to reverse on that.

Anybody wanna try some new
coffee? You don't drink it.

You snort it.

There's a millionaire McCall.

He sure is occupied, though.

Mind your own. This is Hadam.

Great show, everybody.

And miss Betty, unbelievable.

And you,

fantastic.

Hello, mister millionaire.

How you doing? Hey.
Listen up, everybody.

I'd like you to
meet my new wife.

Wife?

You betcha. We tied the knot
at ten o'clock this morning.

Oh, congratulations, Bob.
That's just wonderful.

Wonderful.

But if you'll excuse me, I have to
go pour, Trixie into her costume.

Alright.

Come on, honey. We'll go watch
the show from down front.

Good luck, everybody. Good luck.

Ten o'clock this morning and
I was sleeping alone? Damn.

That's great, McCall.

Adam, I've told you leave me
alone, but do you listen? No.

Sorry. Sorry, my cockney ass.

I'm gonna ball your
big buns off right now.

Alright, Adam.

This refrigerator
finally thawed.

Murray, there's no
way to stow her.

It's time for Tricksy Stumble.

Desired reversal.

I wish to hell I knew what that
crazy quack was talking about.

Cool and miss a name calling
face when I might be telling you.

What the hell?

Boxes don't talk?

If you take that, hog farmer,

you must have had one
hell of a lousy sex

life.

Doc?

You was expecting a
ventriloquist or something?

Shh. Be quiet. The police is
looking for me everywhere.

I just come back to
help the pity daughter.

There's a problem.

Well, it's about goddamn time.
Now get out of that sucker.

She's right over there.

Oh, I can't do that.

I must remain hiding
from the fucking police.

Now you can help her
just as easy as I.

Remember,

desire to reversal.

I'm gonna cut your nuts out.

You say that one more time
without telling me what it mean.

So the daughter is in love.

And naturally, the young man doesn't
want the entire world eyeballing the

young lady's, private parts
with the clothes off, you see.

So he could fix that by
just reversing it and telling her

it's hokey dokey with him,

and then all of
the psychological

barriers come tumbling down.

Once the spell disappears, poof,

and then she can take off her
clothes anytime all over the place.

Oh, I must have come to box.

Pop, I think Lucifer is right.

I am in love.

And I guess subconsciously, no
matter how old fashioned it sounds,

I need Adam's approval to take my
clothes off in front of other men.

Is that all there is to it?

Oh, I've been doing
that for years, honey,

for heaven's sake.

Go on, you big honked
teller. It's alright.

Elliot, you don't
shake your mouth.

I'm gonna take out my knife.
I'm gonna carve you a new one.

Your decision, boy.

Tell you right now, along
with whatever you say.

Whatever you say.

I do love you, Austin.

All of you.

Your body doesn't make me
jealous. It makes me proud.

To me, your body's like a wonderful
painting or a classic film.

It ought to be
seen by everybody.

Get out there and knock
them dead, sweetheart.

Take it all off.

What the hell was that?

Tell me, keep in the box.

Alastair Murphy, you're
gonna have a this way.

I must get away.

I watched the movie magic.

Hit it, Marie.

Well, Christopher,

thank you so much for
coming back to help me.

I want you to lead a good life
and remember the chicken bones.

Here, swing this thing here for
me for a while until I can get the

hell out of here.

My dear, can I talk you
into going with me to Baba?

No. But can I give you
a lift to the airport?

Oh, we need you.

Don't worry.

He'll keep his eyes on the road
and his hands on the wheel.

Subnerba.

Go. Subnerba.

Thank you, Subnerba.

Take it

Come on, Adam.

Again?

Again. Again.