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你们是谁想干什么？
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你他妈的一枝梅我们狼牙山的
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弟兄跟你井水不犯河水，
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你为什么总跟我们作对？胡说，
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我不是存心跟你们作对。
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我只是凭良心做事，问心无愧。
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你们这帮山贼也太猖狂了。
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眼看着乡亲们天灾人祸
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连年实收，还
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要抢他们的粮食跟财物，真
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是丧尽天良。那
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些高门大户你们连碰都不敢
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碰，别说了，一枝梅，
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你别以为你自己有两下子，就在这里逞
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强。我们是奉了曹大爷的命令
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来送你回老家了，真是不
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知自量，就算曹老大来了，
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我也当他没到。哼，你夜郎自大冲
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了。
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哈哈
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哈哈
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哈
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哈
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哈。
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妈的，臭小子，你小心点，走走走走。
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哎，好喝好喝哎，
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好哎，好
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啊，好啊，好啊，
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好啊，
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好啊。
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不好了，什么事不
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好了，什么事
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发生什么事大惊小怪，
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债主他
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一枝梅就是他，
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他劫走了我们的金银珠宝是。我
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跟债主想拦住他，没想到债主还中了他一镖
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啊什么？那我们应该替债主报仇才
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对。是啊，
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在什么地方就在杏花村啊，
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他奶奶的吃了豹子胆了，龙少
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虎豹宰我们去把他宰了，是
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大哥，你好好休息走。
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你，你要干什么干什么
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一枝梅在哪儿一枝梅
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谁是一枝梅啊。你是他的未婚妻
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还装蒜
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是又怎么样？
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难道他有什么得罪你吗？哼，
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他干的好事竟敢在老虎头
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上拍苍蝇跟我走，我
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不知道怕什么。
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎走了哦啊走了哎呦哎呦
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哎。
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可以
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吧？走走走快
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点，快
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点走，
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走走。
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大婶，大婶。
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哎，这个又哭了，给钱给钱欠不了
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你的啊。各位本人，谢谢
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你们来捧场。斗鸡你们都
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看得多了，斗人你们没有看过吧，来场
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拳赛给大家开开眼界。买红
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买绿是任君选择啊，准备好
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了吧。好了，
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各位，现在介绍土产全
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师王权出场，
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神经刀出场，谢谢，
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谢谢各位，
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谢谢。哎，我说一定是王权赢，我说神经
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刀赢。我说王全义，咱们来赌一赌，
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好啊哎，打和了怎么说啊，打
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和了，你说了，要是打和了我们老板
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赔一赔九好啊，一赔
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九，那咱们就赌一赌来。
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打呀，
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交手
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啊，你们俩来，快点打，快点
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打
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快点，快点，预备打。
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哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎。
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根
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本就不是我的对
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手。
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啊啊
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啊
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啊
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啊啊啊
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啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊。
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好打打哎
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嘿嘿嘿
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哎呀打呀
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哎，起来起来喂喂喂，
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师傅是真的，你怎么乱打你没有乱来。哎
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呀，收到了工钱没有啊，收到了，收
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到了，收到了，快给我啊啊。
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快
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点起来，快溜啊。
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哎哎，出门去打
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我，别把我打回来别把我
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幸亏听我的溜得快吧，那当然了。
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小兄弟，请问哪条路去
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凤鸣县凤鸣县
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前面就是好，谢谢，
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对不起，请问哪有茅坑啊啊
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茅坑，
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哎，朋友，老实说，
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这儿到处都有，也可以说到处都
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没有啊。
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小兄弟，我叫你一声大哥好不好？你别
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作弄我嘛，得了吧，别那么假斯
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文了茅坑，这儿到处都是，请
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随便。
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哎，这是什么啊，
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这是瀑布哦，瀑
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布
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掌柜的来一段鸡好来喽。
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哎
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哎，快点接着
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来来来哎，趁热吃啊。大叔
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啊，爹，这位是孟
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先生，大叔孟先生
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一定是初到此地，我叫胡
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图，哎，可不是糊涂啊，
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不过他们都叫我路边鸡。哎，请坐啊，好，好
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好坐，你来
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喝茶喝茶，久仰前辈大名。
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我早就听人家说过，钱塘
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江畔两名羊路边鸡
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与花姑娘真是闻名，不
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如见面，您果然刀法如神
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啊，哪里啊，哪里啊，孟先生啊。
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我们这做小生意的哪经得起您这样捧啊。
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姐，哎，切两条路边鸡，请孟先生尝一尝
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吧。那当然了，我活了这么大岁数了，
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还用得着你教我请坐啊。
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尝尝好，尝尝不错的
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怎么样？嗯，果然名不虚传，
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我走过这么多地方，从来没吃过这么好的鸡肉，这
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么好的菜啊，孟先生应该喝
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两杯。喝完之后呢，到里边找
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个小妞温柔一下，这才叫享
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受嘛。好好酒跟色我
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都不喜欢。哎，孟先生，那怎么行
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呢？你出来闯荡江湖。哎，既然到
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了这儿，路边鸡你是尝过了花姑娘，
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你不玩玩，那可就白来了。哎，你
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自己说过，呃，什么钱塘江畔两名羊
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嘛啊啊。哦哦
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我，哎，是不是没钱
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呢，没钱说一声啊，我们有
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啊，我们啊，是很
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讲义气的，正所谓是不打不相
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识，对吗？孟先生，住嘴，
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你们这两个畜生知道里边是干什么的
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啊？年纪轻轻的就想请人家逛窑
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子前辈，你不要骂他们，他们两
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个也是一番好意啊。哎呀，难为你还
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护着他们这俩畜生跟里边那怪招
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啊，我告诉你啊，他们三个是这一代出
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了名的捣蛋鬼，
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这儿的人呐，怕他们呐，比怕什么都
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厉害。
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孟先生，这俩畜生整天
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就听那些说书的呃，说些什么这个
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古代英雄大侠什么的还讲什么，
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这个讲讲什么江湖义气，你瞧还真
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是的爹，那，那我们讲
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义气不好吗？不是不好，
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最怕你学的不三不四的，那时候就糟了，
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哎，儿子啊，起来，
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起来啊，过来，哎，
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你嗯。
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你这畜生这两天到哪儿玩去了？没没有
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啊，没有这儿生意你不管了，
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我没有货色了，你再不去偷鸡啊，
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明天就要收摊了。爹，你叫我偷
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鸡，那多不够义气啊啊，你这畜生
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哎，跟你爹还要讲义气啊，义气多少钱一
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斤呐，你是不是想找死啊，快去帮我货死去。哦哦啊
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哎。
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来，再多喝点儿
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来。我们上床吧啊，
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你真坏死了
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来
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坐下讨厌
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好香啊，你看你
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弄得人家痒死了。奇怪，
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今天不知道怎么回事。你给我吃错了
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什么总是不行
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的，你不要这
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么急嘛，反正今
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天晚上我是属于你的人了是吧？
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你越急呀，就越不行的是
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吗？慢慢来
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啊嗯，让我
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再看看啊，
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嗯嗯，你好凶。
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嗯嗯，来来来，
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不要理他，真是岂有此理。
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这是干什么？
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县长大人，他们两个还是小孩子不
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懂事你请原谅他们
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简直岂有此理，搞得这个地方
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鸡飞狗跳的。给这两个兔崽子进来
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捣乱我问你们还想不想做生意？啊
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哈，不敢不敢，
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县长大人算我们错了，
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求你再给我们一次机会，谢谢
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你，求求你别说了，
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省长大人的贵亲赏脸到这儿来消
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遣，你们居然得罪了他，我怎么
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担当得起？我要把这个地方给砸了。好。
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哎，大人不能砸呀，不能砸，不能
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砸了。我求求你我求求你，
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求求你不能砸，不能砸
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呀。大人，我求求你开对，对对
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对，
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都是你们两个不好来捣乱，饭碗都给你们砸
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了。呸，你跟我们是兄弟，
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没事的时候你就称兄道弟，有事的时候你
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就没义气了。对了。
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你应该替我们向县长求求情吗？
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我试试看，
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县长大人都是我两个朋友，不懂
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事，请你原谅他们吧，原谅他们少废话，
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公事公办来啊，带
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走都是你们两个小杂种不好
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带他们去坐牢，走走慢
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着好。
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这位大概是马县长吧。
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鄙人孟天涯，久仰
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县长大名，直到县
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长为民父母官，
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一向慈悲为怀，公
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正廉明，绝不会斤斤计较。
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这区区小节吧。
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这位是。
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啊，我一向在
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城里办事今天能见到马兄
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真是万分荣幸。
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我这两位小兄弟得罪了你，老兄，
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还请兄台多多包涵啊。既
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然是你兄弟，那我就没话说了。
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谢谢县长，谢谢县长，谢谢县长，以后小
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心点啊。县长大人，
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这一次真是太麻烦您老人家了，以后你
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有空常来玩啊，走吧。
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哎，你慢走啊，慢走啊，不
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送你了，不送了啊，好走哎，
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好走。大哥，你真行啊，
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你们不是常说吗？路遥知马力，
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患难见真情。嗯，
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对孟大哥你真够意思
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啊。哎，这位就是我们的好兄弟怪
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招孟大哥。啊，
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这位大哥啊，刚才真是多谢你帮忙了
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在县长大人面前替我们说那么多的
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好话啊。这位大哥啊，为了表
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示谢意，你看我们这有那么多漂亮的姑娘，
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你喜欢哪一个就让哪一个陪你好了啊。
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对不起，我是吃素的
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啊。呃，给我一个房间，
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今晚上我住在这里。啊，行行
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这个当然行啦，
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走，快，走，
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快点，快
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走，
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快点，快点。快跑走
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啊，进去是
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不是真的放心，这次包你满意，你可别骗我啊，
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好信你这一次
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啊。陶二爷什么时候把你
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给吹来的啊，你请坐，请坐，
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哎呦，还带了这么多漂亮
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的姑娘来呢啊，
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让我瞧瞧。嗯，不错不
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错啊，
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原来把我们卖到妓院里，我跟你拼
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了，你
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吵什么，你要我们去接客，
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我死也不干，我还是黄
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花闺女呢，不要吵了好不好，
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这还不是便宜了你们了，对呀，你看你
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们又有钱赚啊，又有男人陪你们睡觉，你们这不一
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举两得吗？
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曹二爷，这几个女孩子都蛮
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标致的，二爷您就开
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个价吧。哎，不卖不
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卖，多少钱都不卖这
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个。
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你们听着，快把他们押到后院
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今儿晚上你们干什么？我不管
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要是明天少了一个妞，当心你
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们的脑袋去吧，走走走走走
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走，快快进
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去，进走走，走走
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来。哎，哎哎是是我要吃鸡
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啊。哎，好好好。二爷您先等一等
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啊，快了喂，
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姑娘们出来见客呀，来来，来到
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这边去这边去，来过去过去站好
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过去，哎。
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曹二爷啊，我们的姑娘全都
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出来了，让我给您介绍一
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下啊。嗯，
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呃，这个是啊，
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红烧鸡，呃
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呃，这个呢，是芝麻
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鸡，嗯，这个叫
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做白斩鸡。
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还有这个是盐水
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鸡，这个叫
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做黑肉鸡，
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嗯，这个呢是软骨鸡还不给我
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长好点，
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这个最后一个呢就是童子
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鸡。
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二爷您到底最喜欢吃的
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是什么鸡呀？
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你们统统给我滚滚，对对
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对，二爷你你你。你
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别别生那么大的气呀，你到
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底要吃什么鸡呢？路边
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鸡。
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啊，原来你要吃路边鸡呀，
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有有来喽，
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你敢班门弄斧，你不想活了吗？
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啊，不敢不敢。
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我是靠这点雕虫小技混饭吃，
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守时惯了，大人不见小人过。您多
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包涵点包涵您包涵。老
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实说，二爷我老远来到这儿就是
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要尝尝你的路边鸡，你明白吗？
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啊，二爷您这
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么赏脸，今天这只鸡啊，我请客，
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我分文不取，
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你卖鸡卖多久了？听说你
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三代都是卖鸡的是吗啊，
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说起来呀，真是难为情。我爸爸当初啊，
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他老人家还真有两下子，就到
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我这儿就没出息了，做点小生意混饭
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吃。二爷，您尝尝
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尝尝。哎，您尝尝，您尝尝。
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这是什么？嗯，
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这个。这。这是
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你想谋财害命啊。
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呃，不不，这是忙中有错吗？哎，对不
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起啊，忙中有错，算了，算了，老
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婆子，哎，替我准备房间啊啊，好
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好你好
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嗯，来
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来来，好好干干
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哎，哎哎，你们两个少喝点，今天晚上你们
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俩看更啊哎。谈
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什么更啊，几个臭女人何必看呢？跑不
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了你也重一点啊，这几个
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妞啊，你们一直没上钩呢。哦，
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没问题，何必来来？来来来，我们花钱，来来
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来好啊，你们啊，来吃，你
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在那儿啊，二哥叫你们
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两个看缸，你们还在这儿喝酒。那几个
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妞要是跑了你们两个就不得了，快
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点去啊，去吧去吧，你们
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走远啊，真
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倒霉。
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二哥，二哥，坐下来吧，坐下来喝吧。
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我，你们慢慢喝吧，嗯，
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好来来，
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哎哎哦哦，嗯，哦
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哦。
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哎，各位吃快快快香脆肥鸡
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黄子鸡。哎，等一等辣子鸡
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请坐了，请坐，吃鸡的
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请坐了。哎，二爷。
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哎呀我这童子鸡味道很好的
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哎呀味道不错吧。
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走，走
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走走走爹，大叔，爹爹大叔。
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兄弟，节哀顺变，不
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要太伤心了。
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曹恒，这个土匪太欺负人了，
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我要跟他拼了。
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孟大哥，你帮忙我们去找那些土匪好吗？
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君子报仇十年未晚，
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我有公事在身，要
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先走一步再见。
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呸他娘的有什么了不起，还
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讲什么江湖义气，哼，
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神经刀你放心，有
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我们哥们在，就算没有他，我们也能替
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老婆报仇的。嗯。
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快点，快点啊，快点，快点，
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快，快快，快快，快快，快快，快快，快快，
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快快，快快，
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快快，快快。
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现在全都听我的怎么
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样
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哎，用火攻
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好主意。
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啊，不要慌，
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同等队伍继续前进走
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我都说这样不行吗？你偏说
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行怎么不行啊，弄得他们乱
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糟糟，那多好，
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你以为是闹着玩啊？这样做不但我们报不了
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仇，还差点连命都没了啊。谁叫
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你要我先出马的，让你先出马，
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也没让你乱来呀，笨得跟猪
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似的。好啊，你骂我是猪，
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哼，骂你怎么样，你敢
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骂我，那老子就要揍你。
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嘿嘿
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嘿哈
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哈
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哈哈。
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎
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哎
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哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎。
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哈哈哈
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哈
443
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,280
哈哈。
444
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,120
哎，还要打孟
445
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,000
大哥，是你呀。嗯，
446
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,800
没事吧？没事，
447
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,240
孟大哥，孟大哥自己，哥们，为什么打得
448
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,640
这么凶？嗯，
449
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,840
哎，孟大哥，你不是说你有公事
450
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,800
吗？我对你们不放心所
451
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,800
以呢，回来看看你们大哥，你可
452
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,720
以帮我们一块去打那些土匪吗？对啊，收我们做
453
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,720
徒弟吧。孟大哥，你放
454
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,760
心，我们绝对不会丢你的脸的。
455
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,000
好吧，好。
456
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,120
来黄奶奶好好三星照
457
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,760
七个巧啊，八匹马，
458
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,320
哎呀哎，我喝，我喝我喝。
459
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,400
哎，喝
460
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,480
啊，你们听着啊，喝酒
461
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,440
就喝酒，可不能碰那些女人，不然
462
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,240
我就宰了你们，您放心吧，知道了不
463
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,080
会的，放心吧，不会的。
464
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,280
曹恒，这些土匪很厉害，我们要智
465
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,760
取，不能乱来。呸，
466
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,280
我才不相信，难道我们打不过他们几个？哎，
467
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,320
你可不要乱来啊，这回得听师傅的，对，
468
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,520
我们听师傅的
469
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,200
啊，今天晚上你们轮流巡
470
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,120
夜啊。阿龙，阿虎，你们两
471
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,040
个先去我们啊，轮到你们巡夜了
472
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,200
去吧。去就去吧，去就
473
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,200
去，咱们
474
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,800
哥俩再喝点啊。
475
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,200
老二做人真偏心呐，叫咱们
476
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,200
俩来巡夜哎，咱们
477
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,120
俩运气不好哎，不要
478
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,920
埋怨了，也不是天天运气不好
479
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,640
哎，那天呢，那小妞还真
480
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,200
漂亮啊。哎，你真行啊
481
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,040
笑什么？有什么好笑的哎，哎哎，走那
482
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,040
边去哦，走，大叔，我
483
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,760
们想去解手行不行？是啊，大叔，
484
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,560
您行个方便吧，菩萨保佑您
485
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,280
长命富贵呀。是啊，什
486
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,440
么他妈的要解手？
487
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,920
好吧，谢谢大叔。
488
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,960
给点颜色，给这色鬼尝尝好啊，
489
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,720
怪不得人家说女人的屁是
490
00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,440
倍儿香。
491
00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:56,470
玉玲姐，我连累你们一块
492
00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:59,110
受苦真是对不起
493
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:02,310
莺莺，你不要这么说，这是天灾
494
00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:05,270
人祸，我们大家谁都预料不到
495
00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:08,110
的。是啊，怎么能怪你呢？我们还
496
00:47:08,110 --> 00:47:11,110
等着吃你跟天涯哥的喜酒呢。嗯，吃
497
00:47:11,110 --> 00:47:12,710
谁的喜酒啊？对啊。
498
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:18,880
哎，嗯嗯
499
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,280
哎，阿虎啊，哎。老二睡
500
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,240
觉了啊待会儿呢，咱们两个
501
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,600
哎，明白吗啊，哎，别管他美色当
502
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,560
前岂可错过哎，坐下来
503
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,520
哎，哎哎哎
504
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,280
哎，他们干什么啊，
505
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,000
我就是他们
506
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,440
这些偷枪的总有一天会
507
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,360
得报应的啊，报应。我一
508
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,360
会儿一定来抱你够呛，够
509
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:02,480
啊。
510
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,000
哼，小子到底来了
511
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,200
一枝梅，胆子不
512
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,160
小敢在老虎头上拍苍蝇。快
513
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,080
点把金银珠宝还给我你在说什么
514
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,440
你还装蒜，我要你的命。
515
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
不要过来，如果你们再动手
516
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,800
的话我就把里边的妞全都杀
517
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,760
掉。我
518
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,160
们走，
519
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,220
快走，快
520
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:31,540
走走
521
00:50:37,460 --> 00:50:40,240
啊。还怕那几个小子追来，哎，不
522
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,160
是二哥怕什么，过了河就是山寨
523
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,200
了，骂他们干什么那走
524
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,280
哎，你们干什么？快走
525
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,480
走，大爷让我们歇一会儿吧，
526
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,920
我们实在走不动了，你说什么歇一
527
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,880
会儿不行。那么让我们
528
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,760
在河边洗个澡好不好？是啊，
529
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,600
我们快要热死了。是
530
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,680
啊，大爷，二哥，求求你，就让他们洗个澡吧。哎，
531
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,720
别啰嗦，走，快走
532
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,360
走，快点，快点。
533
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,440
走，快
534
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,200
点，快，
535
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,320
快快，快快，快快，快快，
536
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,040
快快，快快，
537
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,560
快快，快
538
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,720
快，快快，快
539
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,120
快，快快。
540
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,640
快，快快，快快，快
541
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,880
快，快快，快快，快快，快快，快快，快
542
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,720
快，快快，快快，快快，快
543
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,480
快，快快，
544
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,640
快快，快快，快快，快
545
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,800
快，快
546
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,560
快，快快，快快。
547
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:28,640
那边
548
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:45,620
没有啊。
549
00:53:59,080 --> 00:53:59,200
好
550
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,720
大哥，嗯，
551
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,320
各位兄弟，你们辛苦了啊。
552
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:51,300
走，跟我回去
553
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:53,380
你是想干什么？
554
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:57,620
别管他，我们走。
555
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,960
曹旺，是你
556
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,400
想不到你还认识我。也不
557
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,200
忘我，对你的一片苦心呢。
558
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,760
大哥她，是啊，
559
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,960
她就是我经常跟你们提起的我的同
560
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,840
乡莺莺姑娘，她是一
561
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,760
枝梅的未婚妻，谁说的？
562
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,560
她本来就是我的，是一枝
563
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,400
梅，硬把她给抢走的，
564
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,480
你胡说，住嘴。
565
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,000
你这个不识抬举的贱货这是什么地方？
566
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,960
你在那儿撒野？大爷，他不
567
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,760
懂事，有什么得罪的地方，
568
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,200
请你原谅。是啊，大爷放了，
569
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,000
我们放了你们，哼，就算我
570
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,800
肯我的弟兄们，他们也不肯啊。
571
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,320
你们知道他们多久没有见女人
572
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,200
了。啊，弟兄们，
573
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,200
先把他们给我关起来。
574
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,160
孟大哥，那我们怎么办呢？
575
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,840
管不了那么多了，就是龙潭虎穴，我们也
576
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,560
要闯对对走。
577
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,920
原来大哥想得到这个女人为
578
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,920
什么不早点跟我们说呢？你们几个
579
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,920
跟了我这么多年，也应该清楚我
580
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,800
的个性为什么不把一枝梅干掉？
581
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,400
大哥，您不知道啊，这个小子也不是好
582
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:20,960
惹的，
583
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,000
对他还有几个很厉害的
584
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,520
徒弟，什么
585
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,880
他收了几个徒弟？是啊，他收了三
586
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,560
个叫什么？王权怪招，呃，
587
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,360
还有一个叫叫神经刀的，
588
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,360
这有什么了不起？难道你们几个就斗不过
589
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,320
他们吗？哎，大哥，你有所不
590
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,040
知，他们的招数古古怪，怪
591
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,880
我们几个连听都没有听过哦
592
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,200
哎，那金银珠宝的事怎
593
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,200
么办？放心吧。我们抓
594
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,120
住了他们几个妞他们会乖乖的给
595
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,600
我们送回来的。大哥，
596
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,640
您既然喜欢莺莺，那您就
597
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,360
娶了她做压寨夫人好了吗？
598
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,200
快了，你们几个等着喝我的喜酒
599
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:17,440
吧。
600
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,320
啊，哎，大哥，
601
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,520
今天呢，是你大喜的日子，
602
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,480
你打光棍这么多年了，今儿
603
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,480
晚上你能一剑定江山吗？哎，
604
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,760
哎哎，老实说，
605
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,160
大力丸，嗯，来一个吧，
606
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,800
我用不着这个。
607
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,480
咱们是哥们儿啊，难道我还能给你吃毒药
608
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,040
吗？哎，对对呀对呀，呃
609
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,360
好，既然你这么说呢，我吃啊好好哎
610
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:10,480
哎
611
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:14,680
哎
612
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,080
哎哎哎哎哎
613
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,080
哎哎哎哎来来来来来，
614
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,360
弟兄们喝酒来来来来来。
615
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,280
哎，大哥春宵一刻值千金呐，
616
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,200
赶快进洞房吧。啊。来来来，
617
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:42,880
干干干，
618
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,560
弟兄们，你们多喝几杯，我先失陪了。
619
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:06,720
恭喜寨主
620
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,920
寨主您喝醉了。
621
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,280
哎，你怎么搞的嘛？今天是我们大喜
622
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,960
的日子你怎么哭哭啼啼的？
623
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,880
想跑
624
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,680
往哪儿跑
625
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,480
来嘛。
626
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:11,360
啊
627
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:29,280
啊啊
628
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,520
啊啊啊啊。我，我，
629
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:37,960
我
630
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:43,480
我
631
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,080
我，我我我，我我我我
632
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,000
我我。
633
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,720
我看他大概是毒发身亡了
634
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,000
啊我这个药是万无一
635
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,480
失。
636
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,880
来，我们干杯干
637
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,560
公公，你成为我们的新债主，
638
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,500
你竟敢送上门来金子呢，
639
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:04,800
快还我。我们知道你在说些什
640
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,680
么那几个姑娘呢？快点交人，嗯，
641
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,200
交人
642
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,960
开玩笑，没有金子咱们免
643
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,600
谈，你简直欺人太甚。
644
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,200
嗯，欺负你怎么样，在我的地方
645
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,800
还轮得到你说话上上上。
646
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,840
啊啊
647
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:41,520
啊啊
648
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,760
啊啊啊啊
649
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:52,920
啊
650
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,200
啊啊啊
651
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,320
啊啊啊啊。
652
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,760
哎啊啊啊啊
653
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,520
啊啊啊啊啊啊
654
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,120
啊啊
655
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,280
啊啊
656
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,400
啊啊
657
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:57,920
啊啊。
658
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:01,840
啊啊
659
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,800
啊啊啊啊
660
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,280
啊啊啊啊
661
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:13,720
啊啊
662
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:16,720
啊
663
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,120
啊啊
664
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,000
啊。
665
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,440
啊啊啊啊啊
666
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,480
啊啊啊啊
667
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,320
啊啊
668
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,200
啊啊
669
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,200
啊啊
670
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:26,880
啊啊。
671
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,160
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
672
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:02,600
哈
673
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,280
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
674
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,600
哈哈哈哈哈
675
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,680
哈哈。
676
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,080
啊啊啊啊
677
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:27,440
啊啊啊啊
678
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,920
啊啊啊啊
679
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,160
啊
680
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,200
啊
681
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,240
啊啊啊。
682
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,320
哈哈哈哈
683
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:19,920
哈哈哈
684
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:24,240
哈哈
685
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,240
哈哈哈哈
686
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,800
哈哈
687
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,120
哈。
688
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,280
你，你还没有死，
689
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:22,560
我死
690
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:29,280
没那么简单吧。我要让你
691
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,680
明白，姜是越老的越辣，
692
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,640
不然的话我还能当债主吗？
693
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,560
大哥我。我们。我们还是哥
694
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:41,560
们啊。哥们，谁跟你是哥们
695
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:41,680
啊？
696
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:59,040
曹旺，原来所有的事都是你从中摆布
697
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:02,000
的，不错，我就是他们的老
698
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,520
大。哼，
699
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,440
孟天涯，想不到你这个重色轻友的
700
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,240
狗。还嫉妒
701
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,480
我受了那次冤枉气候，一直躲
702
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:27,360
在狼牙山招兵买马，自
703
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,240
立门户。听说你自称什么侠
704
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,200
盗一枝梅，专门跟我们弟兄作
705
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:33,520
对，
706
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,440
我气得肺都要炸了。
707
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,160
可是多年来我忘不了莺莺
708
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:44,960
她是属于我的
709
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,520
她她在哪儿？你这
710
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,120
个畜生把她怎么样了？
711
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,800
为了一个小姑娘，你居然借刀杀
712
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,760
人，未免太卑鄙了吧。少说废
713
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,640
话，不把你这个眼中钉除
714
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,160
掉，誓不为人哼，
715
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,720
就凭你这样。未免太狂
716
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,640
了吧。师傅，我们跟这狼心
717
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,160
狗肺的人有什么道理可讲？对
718
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,480
师傅，我们非得把那狼心狗肺的家伙除掉不
719
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,360
可。嗯哼，
720
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,880
乳臭未干的小子尽管来吧。
721
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,680
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
722
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,600
哈哈哈哈哈
723
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:50,800
哈哈哈
724
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:52,600
哈
725
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:57,000
哈。
726
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:06,400
啊
727
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,520
啊啊啊啊
728
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,240
啊啊啊啊啊啊
729
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,080
啊啊啊
730
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,600
啊啊啊
731
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,480
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。
732
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:33,920
哎哟，
733
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,520
轰天雷
734
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:57,360
围着他。
735
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,600
龙虎出现，二虎
736
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,520
长中复虎，长龙美人照
737
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:27,760
镜。
738
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,680
青风白柳袖里藏花
739
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,720
一指定中原
740
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:42,720
猛虎出动。
741
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,160
嘿，嘿嘿嘿嘿
742
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,000
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
743
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:53,640
嘿。
744
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:01,760
是怪招了，
745
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:12,720
二龙正中。
746
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:30,200
哈
747
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,680
哈哈
748
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,400
哈哈哈哈
749
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,160
哈哈哈
750
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:45,440
哈
751
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:49,960
哈哈哈。
752
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,560
哎呦哎哎
753
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:02,000
哎哎哎
754
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,640
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
755
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:13,800
哎
756
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:22,000
哎哎哎哎。
757
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:02,320
醒醒啊，
758
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:10,000
快走
759
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:13,440
走。
760
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,960
大哥大哥
761
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,680
大哥大哥。
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