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Previously on
"Below Deck Med..."

We had a massive provisioning
[bleep] up.

There’s no champagne,
no rosé.

Unfortunately, your items
were delivered

to the wrong water taxi.

Well, tell them that
they... ing suck.

I just wanted to apologize.
I had to change the menu.

The lobster didn’t
arrive in time.

Being a self-taught chef,

my whole career is fake
it ’til you make it.

- Oh.
- Nice.

- It’s so good.
- They love all your food.

Hala-luh-yah.

I’m so confused.

You’re still waiting
for your stuff, too?

I don’t think she has much
experience in laundry,

to be honest.

Bri says that she’s worked
on boats before.

Questionable.
Sorry.

I’m happy I can pull my weight.

I’ll be your bosun.

I’m going to make you
lead deckhand

if you guys are happy
with that, too.

Yeah, of course.

I like to teach.
I’m in charge.

We all single then?

Yeah, we all single.

- I’m not.
- You’re not single?

- No.
- Taken?

My partner’s the second engineer
on the last boat that I was on.

We’ve only been together
five months or so.

What happens when he’s
on a boat full-time

with some really
attractive girls?

I owe no loyalty to anyone.

I’m just enjoying the moment.

You get yourself to bed.

What is the strawberry?

What’s right
and what’s wrong?

Am I doing the right thing or
am I doing the wrong thing?

Maybe I like him
like a little tiny bit.

I’m not going to speak.

I’m just getting
water real quick.

I’m not going to
speak to anyone.

I’m just going to get water.

What am I thinking?
What am I doing?

I’m still in a relationship
and I feel like I am definitely

having stronger feelings than
I need to have in this moment.

I need to go to sleep.

I don’t want to pressure or
push her

into making any dumb
stupid decision.

Oh, I’m so hungover.

I’m so tired.

Oh my gosh, I need about
six more days to sleep.

Hello, hello.

I think I’m still drunk.

You went to bed so late.

So sorry if I woke you.

No.

I think I’m just really tired.

Yeah.

I’m just, yeah.

Good.

Please send me any outstanding
invoices to management.

Last charter was the worst
provisioning experience

I’ve ever had in
my charter career.

So we’re changing
provisioning companies.

I’m normally a three strike and
you’re out kind of captain,

but when the first strike
is so bad, you’re out.

Provisions Office.

Hi, this is Captain Sandy
off Motor Yacht Mustique.

I was hoping to use
your services for the rest

of my charter season and
we’re picking up charter today.

So I’m going to send
you a big order.

Good morning.

You think you could
do that for us?

Absolutely.

We look forward to
working with you.

- Yeah.
- Likewise.

Let’s do this.

Yeah, sure.

Fast and hard.

Hey...

I regret not going
straight to sleep.

And then I showered
and went to bed.

But I got to leave because
I need to be on deck.

- Love you. Bye.
- Ciao.

Hello.

Oh, oopa.

Are we going to be okay
with provisioning wise?

I got a new provisioner company.

- Oh, amazing.
- Yeah.

- Fingers crossed.
- Yeah.

Next charter’s going to be
much more reliable.

- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.

- Deck team, start detailing.
- Copy that.

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

What’s your plan for
keeping track

of guest laundry going forward?

We definitely need to
have a notebook in here.

Yeah.

Because we cannot just do this.

Yeah.

What the [bleep]?

Where are you?

Falling apart.

Every charter I want
smoother and smoother,

impress Captain Sandy, you know,

be her best bosun ever.

It’s like basically saying yes,
just with more letters.

What are you doing, bro?

- Just like little touch ups.
- No worries, dude.

Girls, do you guys want
to finish cabins?

Copy, copy?

- Bri.
- Yeah.

- I want to teach.
- Okay.

When I started yachting,

I tell myself a specific amount
of time to complete the task,

and that’s it.

Okay.
One, two, three. Eee...

This is the actual speed
that we make beds.

You’ll get used to it.

I’ve only been in the industry
for two years.

I know my place.
I know I’m the baby.

Moving on to the next one.

Okay, wait, hold on.
I’m not done yet.

She’s like a baby giraffe.

You know when they just come
out of the womb

and their legs are wobbly

and they’re just trying
to figure out how to walk?

That’s Bri.

- Thank you so much, Ellie.
- Of course.

Aesha, Iain, Jono.

Meet me in the crew desk
for a preference sheet meeting.

- Copy.
- I’m coming.

All right.

Exciting.

Right.

So, Gigi Fernandez is a 17-time
Grand Slam doubles champion.

Two different times,

she won the gold
in the Olympics.

Whoa!

I actually had her as a charter
client

and we became
friends after that.

Okay, captain, we’re clear
of all obstructions.

I was going to ask you if
that was stressful,

like playing
center court Wimbledon

or something like that.

Yeah, it was stressful.

I had a great charter with them

and that’s why
they’re coming back.

- That’s amazing.
- Yeah.

Yes!
I want to do it with you.

Okay, all right.

The chef I had with her charter

did like seven courses
each meal.

So, her expectations are high.

Today for lunch, we have a
tomahawk bone-in rib eye.

That’s so good.

So day one, Mexican food
with grilled fish tacos.

Okay.
Great, love it.

Possible morning yoga
session on the yacht.

Roberta’s the yoga instructor.

Water toys at anchorage.

I’m going to anchor
in Russian Bay

and there we could do
water sports.

After that,
I’ll haul the anchor.

We’re going to Poros and
there’s an anchorage

right in front of the town.

So, let’s go over
her preferences.

Julie, no mayonnaise, no lamb,
veal, turkey, duck, pork.

She also has a gluten allergy.

Spice level 8 to 10.

I feel like most of these
guests are good with spice

except for Roberta.

She hates seafood,

whereas seafood is
one of the top requests.

I think you’ll be challenged.

I really want to please her.

They’re used to getting whatever
they want when they want it.

I don’t know if I really
have that much exposure

to a group having this
many varying preferences.

I’ve never worked
at a restaurant.

I have an Olympian with high
end taste coming aboard.

It’s a lot of pressure.

Sometimes I don’t even
feel like a chef.

I still relate
to being a designer

and I’m like,
oh, yeah, I cook.

Pressure makes us better.

Sure.

Coming up...

We lost Laura.

Oh, sh... .

God, no, no, no, this
can’t be happening.

What’s happening?

Guest arrival in one hour
and 30 minutes.

Look at that beautiful towel.

- Stunning.
- Isn’t it?

You should be a stew.

I should be.

All crew, we’ve got provisions.

How are you?

Oh, my God,
are you a provision company

that actually knows
how to provision?

- I got this.
- Oh, I’m sorry.

I need the exercise.

Did you get all your
stuff today?

Absolutely.

What a great company.

Hey, oh.

So nice to have things I ordered
and they come on time.

Thank God.

Perfect.

Hi, Ellie.
I’m juicing.

Thank you.

Is that a euphemism
for something else?

[laughing]

There might be a little
something starting between us.

Joe’s body.
Come on.

The juice is definitely
worth the squeeze.

Ellie, Ellie...

Copy.

See you in a bit.

Thanks, girls.

The cabins look really good.

[thud]

All crew all crew, on the dock
at 12 o’clock in your whites.

- Copy, cap.
- Copy.

I smacked my head.

- Oh, no.
- So hard!

It’s a massive lump.

Groovy, baby.

What’s the drink we’re making?

Just like a frozen
cucumber drink.

Wow.

Okay, here we go.

All crew, all crew
to the main deck aft.

Yay.

Let’s rock and roll.

I’m so excited
for this charter.

Oh, my God.
Here we go.

- Wow.
- Hi.

I’m so happy you’re here.

Oh, my God.

Awesome-sauce.

Here’s a little towel for you.

I love these shoes.

I love your look.

Green is my favorite color.

Welcome on board.

I’m so happy you’re back.

Aesha is going to show
you around the boat,

and we’re going to take off
for your first adventure.

[cheering]

Yay!

Welcome to Mustique.

Change into your reds before
you load the luggage.

So, let’s head up here.

Sorry didn’t get your message,
charter guests just got on.

- Love you, bye.
- This is sundeck.

Do you think you
could lift that much?

- No, no.
- I don’t think I could.

You’re going to be right into
the water sports, aren’t you?

Deck crew, as soon as
the luggage is on board,

we’re going to take off.

Copy.

So, there’s a king there.

There’s a twin.
Here’s another king.

We’re going to play
musical beds.

I’m good wherever you put me.

I am!

Namasté.

And then we’ve got
the primary suite.

Come on in, everybody.

- Yay!
- Yay!

Come on in!

I’m so excited to
have you all here.

What time did you want lunch?

- Around two-ish?
- Yeah.

- Can I go on the bridge?
- Yeah.

Captain, passerelle
stowed away.

We’re matching.

I’m so happy you’re here.

I just want to watch.

Okay.
We can release the lines.

Copy. Releasing lines.

Dropping starboard ground.

- Give some slack.
- Yeah.

Basically, if your passion is
your work, then it’s never work.

- Yes.
- All lines on board, Captain.

Wait. You got to focus.
You got to concentrate.

Yeah.

No traffic on
starboard side bow.

Cap, you are cleared to swing.
All clear.

Good on the bow.

It’s not a party
till the spill.

- Yeah.
- For shizzle.

Deck team. Deck team.
Bring the fenders on board.

Copy that, Iain.

That was pretty good.

Yeah.

Joe, can you go done for
two hours please, man?

Copy that.

So where’s everyone from?

That’s where
President Biden’s from.

My tennis partner is
his next-door neighbor.

- Really?
- Damn right.

I feel like these guests have
a way higher expectation

than the last guests.

Biden’s neighbors.

Yay!

Please, Poseidon,
god of the ocean,

give me stews who know
how to do their job.

Please.

Can you go down for an hour?

Of course.

When I go like this,
I get pancake boobs.

Anything on lunch time?

They said two is absolutely
fine.

Okay.

Yay!

There we go.

- Woo!
- Good job.

- Shall I bring it down?
- Yeah.

I’m on a... ing break.

So am I.

Oh, God.
Look at you.

Woo!

They seem nice.

The funky-looking lady.
She’s my cup of tea.

Her hair is wild, eh?

- So you play tennis?
- We all play tennis.

- Really?
- Yes.

- It’s like tattoos.
- You got any tattoos?

On my ribs and then on my lip.

And you?

No, but I find them
quite sexy.

- Bye now.
- Ciao.

Bye now, I’ve had enough of you.

Ellie, Ellie, you can
change into your reds.

Copy.

Howdy.

[laughing]

I’ve been waiting
to give someone a fright, yay!

Oh, my God.

You need to teach me
how to be flirty.

I can do that.

And how to be seductive
as [bleep].

Who are we aiming for?

Eyebrows?

- No, just in general.
- Okay.

Yeah. Joe.

I definitely have
chemistry with Joe.

Cheers.

Wow.
That’s sexy as sh... .

Ah!

[laughing]

I’ve never had
a dance like that.

I’ll never forget it.

There’s more to come.

He’s the guy I want.

Everyone has needs,
and sometimes

my needs need to be met.

Usually, when I set my eyes
on a guy,

he’s already interested in me,

so I just need to give
him the green light.

That’s just how it goes.

We’ll see.

We’re gonna wing-woman
each other.

Yes, that’s our mission.

Coming up...

How was the chicken?

Is it okay?

It’s usually not great if people
aren’t wowing from their seats.

We’re going to start lunch soon.

I really like the table.

Well done.

Yeah, thanks.

Hello, welcome.

Love the outfit change.

Meow.

So one thing we need
to do is find a place

to do the yoga before dinner.

Yeah.

The request today is
a Mexican-themed lunch.

And actually, the last boat
I worked on,

the owners were from Mexico.

I’m going to bring the spice.

The tacos are going
to be talking.

They’re going to be saying,
eat me.

Eat me.

Woo, girl.

I love the retro look
of this runner.

Jono, we have all
the guests here,

so we’re going to
start water and wine.

Copy.

Mm-hmm.
I see you, spice.

- Do you like any rosé?
- Would you like some water?

Yes.

- Some water for you, then?
- Yes, please.

Do the mushrooms.

Then I’m going to grab
stuff from you shortly.

- I’m just rearranging.
- All right.

She’s got washing in the twin,

and she just wants
to wash in cold water.

- Yep.
- Ow.

[bleep] Gael! Sh... .

Get your sh... together.

Are there any that
I can start taking?

All of this stuff,
I would love that.

Thank you.

Here we go.

- One, two, three.
- These are ready?

- Yep.
- Yep.

Happy.

After the whole paninigate,

last trip...

I am definitely
biting my tongue,

which is kind of hard for me,

because I’m currently working
on my seventh language.

[laughing]

Yeah, so all I can do is
just remain professional,

going forward, and not let
this affect my job at all.

Grilled mushrooms
with stuffed jalapenos.

- Dietary restrictions.
- Okay.

- What’s this?
- Fish tacos.

What’s the sauce?

It’s a mango sauce and a
lemon cilantro sauce.

- And this is?
- Mexican rice with chickpeas.

Okay.

Here we’ve got a fish taco.

- Thank you.
- Oh, that looks so good.

This one is vegetarian
and gluten free.

Okay.

Interior team.

I’m heading down to
the laundry room.

Do you like it?

- No, you’re right.
- It’s like an Indian curry.

- You’re right.
- Ooh, that’s spicy.

Very much.

So this is from
the twin cabin on cold.

- Good?
- Yeah, let go.

You implying I’m a failure?

Bri’s back from break,

so she’s doing
the whole laundry thing.

Perfect.

Bri, have you got
everything written down

so you don’t forget?

I’ll do it right now.
Thank you, Aesha.

I’ll try and do the best
that I can do in laundry.

I hate laundry so much.

I’m so confused.

It’s literally leaking water.
What the [bleep]?

Thank God for the notebook

because it was
literally impossible

to remember everything
in my head.

I don’t know why I didn’t
think about this first,

but notebook, best idea.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you want to
go down until four?

For sure.

Gael, Gael.

Alrighty.

Bri, Bri, we can start clearing.

On my way.

- Did you enjoy lunch?
- It was good.

Are we doing water sports?

Come on, let’s do it.

You getting in your suit, kid?

I guess so.

What are you doing
over there, sis?

My stretches.

Oh, I could get used to this.

Nah.

Right.

More than it already is.

I need someone up
on the anchor.

Ready to drop?

I think you guys would love

coming to a music
festival with me.

You do have like a
wizardy look.

Drop the anchor.

- Three in the water.
- Copy.

That’s three shackles
in the water.

Great.

All right, you guys can
get into your wets.

- Chicken.
- Okay.

I’m going to just go
upstairs and prepare crane.

- One of you can join me.
- Easy.

Season still early,
but I have a really good team.

Everyone’s improving.
Things are going smoothly.

No one’s an idiot.

Yeah.

What time do you think
you’d like dinner?

How about we’re sitting for
dinner as the sun’s going down?

- Okay.
- 8:30?

Perfect.

Would you like late
night munchies?

No.
Thanks for asking.

- Of course.
- Ready?

Ready.

Jetski’s coming down now.

One, two, three.

Ah, the wave runner.

Love it.
Look at her light.

- We’re going in the water.
- Of course.

Let’s go.

Whoa!

Yeah!

All right, ladies, have fun.

She’s good at
everything she does.

Whoo!

Iain, Iain,
one of the guests

have asked me to go on the
paddleboard with me.

Yes, you can go, Nathan.

I’m coming.

Let’s see what you made of.

Yeah.

You got it.

Oh, my boyfriend’s calling.

Nice, slip it up.

Hi, honey.

Oh, it’s so nice
to hear your voice.

We’ve got these guests on.

One of them is Sandy’s friend.

It’s this lady, Gigi, and she’s
won 17 Grand Slams in tennis.

They’re just lovely.

When I get these little
check-ins from Scott,

it’s this really wonderful way
of bringing me back to reality.

He’s visited me
before, actually,

and life would just be way
easier if he was a yachtie, too.

Yes, I loved them.

Scott could totally
work on a boat.

When you see the way he runs
his bar in Breckenridge,

oh, he didn’t do that properly.
He didn’t do that properly.

Like, he has got
the highest standards,

so him on a yacht would be
a perfect match, actually.

All right, honey pie.
Bye.

Nathan’s still on the jetski.

And Gael?

Gael, Gael.
Go take three hours.

I’m just the only person on
the swim platform at the moment.

Yeah, Joe’s coming
to relieve you now.

- Hey, thank you.
- Enjoy.

Hey.

After dinner, when we do
the Toga competition,

- Gigi wants you to be a judge.
- Yeah.

You know, when you pull up
those numbered cards?

Yeah.

I love that these refined,
elegant ladies

requested a Toga competition.

After dinner they want a Greek
tunic-making competition.

Basically, like, togas.

Oh, togas.

This is reams of fabric
for the competition.

Maybe the Grecians wore togas
because they had so many orgies.

It’s just open and waiting.

They liked to [bleep].

Oh, that’s cool looking at
the history, isn’t it?

- Yay, amazing.
- Okay.

[phone chimes]

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers, guys.

Yeah.

Take your shirt off!
Take your shirt off!

We’re trying to row back
to the yacht.

We’re actually going backwards

because the current
is that strong.

Woo! Woo!

So, yeah, we’re stuck at sea.

I am sh... ting myself.

Is the current bad?

- What’s happening?
- We lost Laura.

Oh, sh... .

Are you okay?

Come on the platform,
Iain, please.

Come on the platform.

What are we going to do?

Oh, my God.
No, no, no.

What’s happening?

We lost Laura.

Is the current bad?

Come on the platform,
Iain, please.

Come on the platform.

[horn sounds]

Hold on, baby girl, baby girl.

I don’t know.

They’ve come back on
a catamaran.

Iain.
I need you on the platform.

Coming.

Do you want a jump in or
do you want me to jump in?

- I’ll jump in.
- Cool.

Oh, sh... .

- Go, go, go.
- Gotta be quick.

Oh, sh... .

There’s not a good look...

This doesn’t make me happy.

Captain, that’s tender away
to pick up guests.

Come see me as soon as
the guests are back on board.

This is embarrassing.

Was he on a paddle
board with them?

He was on a
separate paddle board.

- There you go.
- Thank you so much.

No one really was watching them.

That’s my fault.
I should’ve had eyes on.

That’s a lesson learned.

I appreciate that
Joe was accountable,

but that goes back to Iain.

You need two people watching
the guests at all times.

It’s Iain’s job as the bosun
to delegate the watch person.

- Get back.
- What happened to you?

We got blown away.

I think you might be in trouble,
but we’re glad you’re safe.

That was strange.

I’m not happy.

Always have your eyes
on the guests.

Guests are in the water
on any toy.

One person in the tender
follows them.

Always.
Make them a priority.

That’s it.

- Go apologize to Gigi.
- I will.

Well, I mean, I didn’t know.

If you’re not
told or you don’t see,

you’re not going to know.
That’s the annoying part.

Yeah, I just got to keep eyes on
my team more than I would have.

Gigi, I just want
to apologize for that.

No, at the end of the day,
it shouldn’t have happened.

But time for a slide?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Woo!

Aesha, Aesha.
I’m done with laundry.

100%.

- What are we doing?
- We’re going to yoga.

Deck, deck.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

That was an error.

Would you like to take
some water with you?

Yes.

How are you guys going?

You stressed,
are you all right?

I’m fine.
It’s a bit annoying.

I didn’t even know
they were out of it.

Having three of you on the swim
platform, I really thought,

I wouldn’t have to keep
my eye on them as well

when I’m doing all the toys.

I don’t know if Iain’s forgotten
the last 15 minutes,

but he sent me down,
not watching the guests.

Gael, go
take three hours.

Joe’s coming to relieve you now.

It’s kind of on him.

We learn.
We learn.

Yeah, copy that.

What time is dinner again?
It’s...

We’ll still prep anyway,

because I don’t want you to
be in that situation again.

Thank you.

And I am sorry it happened.

We’d like a big plate
of nachos in here.

Nachos?

Can we get two shots
of vodka.

We ordered the mojitos.

I’m upset at what happened.

I’m committed to making sure
that this doesn’t happen again.

Not only for me, but for her.

At the end of the day,
we’re a team,

and we need to have
each other’s backs.

It’s finished.
It’s behind us.

- We’re going to improve.
- I’m ready to move forward.

- Exactly.
- And work well together.

Same.

- Hey, girls.
- Hi, teacher.

I’m sure you guys understand
that was a massive [bleep]-up.

Iain, can I just give a
suggestion

when people are out
in the surfboard?

Well, before something
like that happens,

you need a radio,
but also to be fair,

I was up on Bridge
Deck doing the slide.

The three of you are back here,
so you guys need to be on it.

But, um, oh well.

Iain knew exactly
what’s going on,

because I full-blown told him
to his face what’s going on.

What should have
happened in hindsight

is Gael should have stayed
on the platform with me.

So take accountability for
your actions as well,

because I have...

We’re bringing everything
on board.

Start with the tender
on the boat.

Let it be a mind, body,
spirit moment for you.

Bri, do you want to jump
into cabins?

Copy.

Come here and tie
line to your stern.

Make it easier for us to
get the crane on in this wind.

Copy.

Nathan, if you could just
pass the stern line to Joe.

Nathan, that line you have,
he’s going to tie to his stern.

Breathe in some bright light.

Exhale out any stress
you’re feeling.

Nathan, that line you have,
he’s going to tie to his stern.

Copy, thank you.

Nathan, you’re going to have to
give him his stern line, bru.

Watch you’re in reverse, you’re
in reverse, you’re in reverse.

Both come up and
get a painter line.

Housekeeping.

Feel your breath.
There’s your focal point.

I can’t get over my gut.

Pull the painter that way.

- Yeah.
- It’s coming around.

Just feel that as
you bring it together.

Synchronized bed-making.

Join me in the middle.

Wait, I didn’t do the fold.

Bri seems receptive to my
advice, so if Bri fails,

I would see that as
my failure as well.

Should we do the blinds?

No, keep the blinds.
I’ll do them later.

In terms of stewing, I would
be like a Lamborghini.

I am fast.
I am your A player.

- Let me put this down quick.
- Do that quickly.

Bri would be like a Mazda.

Like she’ll get you
from point A to point B.

[laughing]

Yay.

Just find some stillness here.

Take your time.
We’re in no hurry.

- Coming down.
- And release.

Nice job, everybody.

Are you guys going to go and
all get changed and stuff?

- We sure are.
- Are we getting changed?

Shower, change.
Come back out.

We did the cabins.
We did the beds.

- It makes me feel good.
- Nice. Thanks.

- Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.
- Let’s go, baby.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Are you guys ready?

Get the slide in, please.

Let’s go pull the
bottom bit onto main deck.

One, two, three.

Deck crew.
We’re ready to go.

Nathan, can you try and pull it?
Come here.

No, just leave the line, dude.

What’s the line?
Just leave the line.

You want me to
just leave it?

Just come here.
Come here.

Leave the line.
Drop the line.

- Nathan.
- Yeah.

Come here.

Move that chair out of the way.

And now you pull on the back
here while we pull up.

I have no time for
a micromanager, mate.

Are you guys inflating or
deflating with the pump?

- Deflating.
- You sure?

Yeah.

One, two, three.

Captain, Captain,
slide on board.

Great.

Both of you quickly tie them so
they’re not gonna float away.

I know I’m getting
a bit frustrated,

- just deal with it.
- I get it, I get it.

Ahem.

Iain’s stressed.

To be a leader, you know,
you have to be tough

and sometimes you bark at
them and they bark back.

Okay, starting to haul.

That’s anchor on the waterline.

Great. I’m gonna head
over to our new spot.

ETA to location is 15 minutes.

Decorations.

How’s it going in here?

Good. I was just busy sorting
everything out.

- So organized.
- Thank you.

Well done.

Get ready to drop.

Port anchor ready to drop.

- Iain, I love him.
- Same.

I know what I’m doing, just shut
up and leave me at it.

Anchor down.

I’ve got one and a half shackles
in the water.

Thank you.

Voila.

What kind of micromanager
have you dealt with?

What do you mean we’re not
allowed to go for... ing pints?

What cheeses are these?

Gouda, Truffle-Pecorino, brie.

Okay.

I’m gonna go back down
and finish up the laundry.

You’ve been on fire today.

So good.

Bri has improved so
much this Charter.

She’s like a Pokemon.

She’s like going from
Charmander to Charizard.

She’s like, she’s just
slowly going to morph

into a more evolved Pokemon.

Could you maybe let me know when
the guests start coming up?

Yes.

Let there be light.

Hey, baby.
Are you feeling better?

Like, I’m sorry...

Neglecting and not
talking to you enough.

I’m gonna be a
better girlfriend.

I love you. Bye.

What else?

Is everybody ready for dinner?

Happy with this.

Oh, sorry.

This looks absolutely fantastic.

Yay.
Thank you so much.

How are you?
Hello.

Oh my God, what on earth?

Here we have snacks.

Look at this.

This is what I imagined
Greece to look like.

Perfect.

I’m gonna go down for
a while now.

Yeah.

- Oh my God.
- Oh, that’s beautiful.

It’s like a little
mythological garden.

For our toga party.

Yes, exactly.

Do you know that you guys
have to get dressed

for the toga party?

We’re ready to go.

Bring out your best outfit.

Are we having a competition?

My life is a competition.

Do you feel that way?

That everything you do
is a competition.

When you have to beat your
two-year-old at cards,

that’s a problem, right?

I’m gonna say yes.

Do you want to go
help in cabins?

Yeah.

Bri-Dizzle.

- Hello.
- Where are you at?

- In the twin.
- All right.

There are clothes
behind these curtains.

I would put them in
front of the curtain.

Imagine you’ve got like two
minutes to finish the task.

- I need a watch.
- Exactly.

Would you like some
pinot grigio?

Yes, please.
Thank you.

The chicken is
cooked perfectly.

Bri, Bri, can you help
to run some plates?

Copy, on my way.

Did you want to do
synchronized service with us?

Oh, yes, I do.

Nice.

You don’t want to put your
uniform on for this?

Oh, [bleep].

Bri, can you please go get
into your black dress?

- Quick as possible.
- On it.

I forgot to change for dinner.

You’re crazy, bitch.

We’re just gonna get the gloves.

Gloves, nice gloves.
Nice gloves.

Oh, that’s fun.

All right,
we’ll wait down there.

I’m doing seven and one veg.

Beautiful.

Substitute chicken
with cauliflower steak.

- Looks good, nothing.
- Yeah, it does look really good.

Are we gonna eat soon?
I think we’re ready.

We walk out the doors.

You’ll be the two
on the left-hand side.

- Okay.
- So what actually is this?

Seared tender chicken breast
and a coconut lemon sauce.

The expectation of a
Mediterranean charter

is five-star food.

- It’s ready to go.
- All right, cool.

Gigi has traveled the world.

She has dined in some of
the finest restaurants.

Chicken is really not something

that you serve
on a superyacht.

Everything has to be perfect.

Wow.

Look at you all.

Oh, my God.

So you’ve got
the seared chicken breast

with lemon, coconut sauce,

and the substitute
is cauliflower.

Whoa, chicken.

Bon appetit.

- We’ll go with it.
- We’re gonna try to do it.

Pretty.

I like it.

- You’re all finished?
- Okay.

You’re starting at six tomorrow.

- Are you sure, darling?
- Mm-hmm.

So quiet.

Everyone’s quiet at the table

and coming from someone
who proclaims very loudly

every time they love food.

Mmm.
Mmmmmm.

Mmmmm.

I just feel like
it’s usually not great

if people aren’t
wowing from their seats.

How is the chicken?
Is it okay?

Thank you, that’s wonderful.
Thank you.

Deconstructed sponge cake.

[laughing]

Would you be able to pop
these in the pantry?

Thank you.

Ellie, Ellie, could I grab
some hands to run some plates?

On my way!

Oh, my God.

I’m going to scoop
sorbet onto the plate.

Interesting.

Sponge cake?

It’s the most
boring out of all the cakes.

It’s gluten free, okay?

This is like poop on a platter.

You make me serve chicken

and then I’ve got to
give them sponge cake.

Like, I’ve got to be
the face of all of this sh... .

Okay, I can do this.

You have the gluten free, right?

- Yes.
- Oh, my God.

-Chocolate!

Oh, no!

How is that possible?

It’s a deconstructed chocolate
sponge and a raspberry sorbet.

- All right.
- Enjoy, guys.

Deconstructed.

- It’s an intense flavor.
- It’s pretty unusual.

I saw chocolate and
got excited.

Is it okay?

[groans]

- Still eating?
- No.

Toga party! Shall we
start the competition?

I know Sandy can’t wait
to do some judging.

I’m hoping that if I
rush into the toga party,

they won’t have time to
think about their dessert.

All right.
We’ll be back with toga outfits.

So we’ve got fabric and
some headbands and bracelets.

Oh gorgeous!

Ellie’s gonna make
a dress for Gael.

Joe’s gonna make a dress for me.

We’re gonna do
a time competition.

Yes, we’re gonna do
a time competition.

Yeah.

- Go!
- All right, go!

I have no idea what’s going on.

What is this?

This is a crop top.
It’s not a toga.

Don’t touch her boobies.

That is awesome.

Okay, we’re ready to judge.

No, we’re gonna be judges.

Do you like the necklace?

Is that a... ing butt plug?

I thought it was appropriate
for Roman times.

Has that been washed?

[whistles]

Let’s go.

Introducing Medusa!

[laughing]

Hey!

Think about it,
think about it.

Next is Alexandria.

Lovely, lovely, lovely.

Gorgeous!
Theodora!

A four!

[cheering]

This is the worst.

Why did we do this?

Last, but not least.

Princess Harriet.

Nice butt plug.

Who are the winners?

We have a tie.
They both got ten.

Woo!

Well done.

A butt plug!

[laughing]

- Good night.
- Good night.

See you tomorrow.

- I’m so tired.
- Go on to bed.

- Good night.
- Thank you so much.

Good night.
Sleep well.

- Good night, love.
- Good night.

Actually, yes.

Thank you.

- Morning mate.
- Hey, bro.

- I’ll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, boy.

Oh, bed finally, thank God.

[alarm sounds]

Get the [bleep] out
of my face.

Do you want to
mess with the bull?

But shouldn’t it be me
that’s giving horns?

Like, what?

Breakfast is a ticklish one.

It takes time
to assemble juevos rancheros.

Especially when it’s three
options for eight people.

I work very hard to make sure
that the guests are happy.

And I get a lot of satisfaction
when they are happy.

Looks good.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, darling.

This looks great.

This is so gorgeous.

You’re looking at history.

You don’t get this
anywhere else in the world.

No.

Let’s go, ladies.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Yes.

Jono?
All guests now up.

I have eggs ready.

If everyone would like to
make their way to the table,

breakfast will be ready shortly.

We would love to.

- This one’s ready?
- Yes.

This is the juevos rancheros.

This is your gluten free.

Right, okay.

So if you could just bring
an egg that’s hot,

everything else is fine.

I’m so sorry.

Jono, can you do an extra
hot egg for primary?

Oh, my God.

We’ve got a fun day
at the beach today.

Oh, man, we got
to get pumped.

- How’s it going?
- Hi.

Good.

We’re going to go to our
next destination.

How was your breakfast?

Um...

They were cold?

No.

Chicken.

And then when you call
something deconstructed,

it just means that it
didn’t work out.

So your chocolate
cake last night?

It was not good.

- But I have a high standard.
- I know.

To be on a charter yacht, you
want the food to be superb.

Right.

I know Gigi.

She wouldn’t complain
just to complain.

I’m sorry.

- I gotta go be with my guests.
- Thanks for letting me know.

We’re going to fix it.

Jono had a good first charter
under the circumstances.

But because we didn’t
have provisions,

it also didn’t allow me to
see what he was capable of.

Jono, Jono, can you please
come to the bridge?

Copy, on my way.

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- We’re not set up at all.
- At all.

We weren’t told that the
guests were on their way.

I just want to know why he
didn’t just let us know.

What an amazing time.

The food was okay.

Damn.

I’m going for Joe.

She knows I’m attracted to him.

And she doesn’t seem to
care about any of that.

Jesus Christ.

You can’t call dibs.