All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S09E01.WEB.x264-TORRENTGALAXY

Oh, gosh.

I have so many butterflies.

The Med is
where it all started for me.

I'’m just so excited
to prove myself.

Do I stink? Sorry.

I did a fart before.

I feel like it'’s
lingering a long time.

I'’m sorry. Yeah, I think
it'’s trapped in my tights.

Sorry, I apologize.

No!

Is that grease on your pants or
are you just happy to see me?

We'’re the dream team, baby.

You should try this out.

It'’s important
to bring the energy.

You a-tell a-me!

We'’re a team.
Teamwork makes the dream work.

- You'’re the best.
- You'’re the best.

- No, you'’re the best.
- No, you'’re the best.

These people are weird.

Cheers.

That looks so good.

The food was okay.

Damn.

Every single person is so hot.

You guys are all gonna.

I love you so much.

Will you...

Joe, I'’m liking his vibe.

Forget about the boyfriend.

I made it abundantly clear
that I was interested in Joe.

This has changed our
relationship completely.

She purposely
didn'’t do the cabins.

Your lack of experience shows.

You don'’t understand
how a boat works.

First around the cleat,
then around the windlass.

There'’s no boats
on our port side.

Give me the clearance.

Wait, so what'’s going on?

Don'’t drop the anchor.

Oh, my God!

ing disaster.

Oh, God.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hannah.

I usually am a second stew.

I hate being bored and
I like to have a challenge.

Ah! I'’m in the Med!

The Med is where it
all started for me.

There'’s so many decks.

- Hello?
- Hello?

Mama!

- I'’m coming home!
- How are you?

I'’m good!

I'’m so happy that
you'’re coming home.

I'’ve been wanting to work
with Captain Sandy again

for a long time.

Oh, thank you.

I have been on this
journey as a chief stew.

We'’re both heads of
departments, I think.

- Well done.
- Thank you.

- That'’s amazing.
- Yeah, it'’s really cool.

How many yachts have
you actually worked on?

I don'’t know. How many vacuums
have you pushed?

How many... ing frying
pans have you flipped?

You stick to vacuums,
I'’ll stick to cooking.

If it'’s only a fork,
do it like that,

because most people
are right-handed.

Oh, I didn'’t know that.

To be back in the mid,

it'’s the best bloody place
in the world for yachting.

I want white gloves,
silver service, fine dining.

- Totally love it.
- So fun!

Back in the day when
Aesha was working for me,

Aesha always
went the extra mile.

She wanted to please the client.

She has that passion,

and that'’s something that
I admire about her.

I think you'’re going
to like your stews.

Do you have a preference
who you want second?

- I trust you.
- Thank you.

I will be there to support you,

help you wash some dishes.

The last couple of years,

Sandy'’s been like
a second mum to me.

Scott and I have gone to
visit them in Denver.

Look how much I'’ve
grown up, mama.

Are you proud of me?

And I'’m excited
to prove myself to her.

I want Sandy to cradle me
in her arms

and tell me I'’m a good girl.

- This is a lot of boat for...
- It'’s a lot on boat.

- ...three girls.
- It does need cleaning up.

I don'’t want any crew
sleeping in the forward cabin,

because it has a leak.

It'’s the hatch.

So we have a whole
one less crew cabin.

- Yes.
- Okay.

All right, I'’m going to
check out the crew area.

- Go choose your cabin.
- Yeah, I will do that first.

Bye.

Oh.

- Find the captain.
- Nice and big.

yeah.

Hello, captain.

- Iain, welcome.
- Nice to meet you.

- Is that how you say your name?
- Yes.

The two "I" s sometimes
confuse people.

- Iain.
- Yeah.

I'’m from Cape Town,
South Africa.

My parents weren'’t sure
what to call me.

So they just called me
Mr. Magoo.

And then obviously they came up
with the name Iain.

All right.
You have some experience.

- Yeah, I do.
- I'’m really happy about this.

- Thank you.
- I trust you.

You have my full respect
until you show me otherwise.

100%.

Leading people comes naturally.

My dad'’s a
professional canoeist.

He helped build a
river adventures Company.

So from the age of six,
I was going down rivers

watching my dad'’s
leadership roles.

And then from the age of 16,

started working
as a river guide.

So now I'’m in charge.

Communication is my thing.

- Yeah.
- Especially with your team.

- 100%.
- Welcome aboard.

Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Woo-hoo!

- I'’m Iain.
- Hi, Aesha.

Nice to meet you.

Is this your first time
to Greece?

No, I was here in 2019.

This is going to be my
first time like seeing Athens

and seeing the islands
and all of that.

It'’s so ancient here.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- I'’m Jono.
- Have a seat.

I was thinking that
you'’ll go with the chef.

Cool.

I love how you say
culinary architect.

My training is in architecture.

- Yeah.
- So I feel like I build food.

I grew up in a family of chefs.

I went to school
for architecture.

I moved back to Antigua

and opened my architectural
practice there.

I had a project that kind of
fell through.

Simultaneously, my best
friend is a yacht chef

and she was working on a boat
that needed a chef for a week.

One week turned into two years
on that first boat.

Being a self-taught chef,

my whole career is based on
like fake it till you make it.

And I remember like
getting in trouble

for things that I had no idea.

They'’re like, oh, well,
you didn'’t put the trash out.

I'’m like, well, I didn't,

I don'’t know where
to put the trash.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- Your stuff is downstairs.
- Yes, thank you.

- Hello.
- Ow,.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I'’m Jono.
I'’m the chef.

I was going to put you
with the bosun.

- This is Iain.
- Hello, Cheffy.

Ah!

- Captain Sandy!
- Welcome back.

- Thank you for having me.
- Yeah, have a seat.

- Yay.
- So yes, welcome back.

I'’m so happy because
we didn'’t really have

- a long time together.
- No.

The last time I worked
for Captain Sandy

was on motoryacht Home.

I actually happened to have
a Playboy bunny costume.

Thank you so much.
Wonderful outfits.

I'’m just drinking
whiskey straight.

- You'’re wild.
- Give it a try.

And you were awesome.

I'’m a maximum effort person.

Motoryacht Home really
excited me.

I'’ve built my experience
on other yachts

from 95 to 142 meters,
mainly in housekeeping.

I am aspiring to be a chief stew

because I enjoy leadership,

but for now I need to
make sure I do my job right.

- I'’m so happy you're here.
- Yay.

- Awesome.
- Go downstairs.

- Find Aesha.
- I appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

All right, all right.

- Ah!
- Hi.

Hi.

- I'’m Elena.
- I'’m Aesha.

Let'’s do this.

- Oh, that'’s nice.
- All this stuff is.

Blegh.

That dress is sexy.

Oh, my God.
Was my pin out the whole time?

- Yeah.
- I can'’t believe it.

It'’s hard to keep your
tits in sometimes.

Let'’s get you out of that
nighty and into a uniform,

like as fast as possible.

I paid good money for them.
I'’m going to use them.

Okay...

This is disgusting.

- Hello.
- Hello, hi.

- I'’m Joe.
- Ellie.

Oh, hi.
I'’m Aesha.

- What'’s the accent?
- Liverpool.

Liverpool. I'’ve got experience
in Liverpudlians.

Oh, uh-oh.

Aesha-the-Geisaa
will fellate ya.

Sounds perfect.

- You'’ll be in the end bedrooms.
- Okay.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- How are you?
- Ellie.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

Nathan.

Are you from Liverpool as well?

No, I'’m Irish.

Oh, yay.

How are you comparing the Irish
accent to the Liverpool accent?

Well, they'’re basically
the same thing.

- How'’s it going, big man?
- What'’s up?

- Joe.
- Nathan.

- Deck hand.
- Is he with me? Come on.

- Come on with me.
- Oh, God.

So you'’re from Ireland, originally.

From the west.

Ooh, jeez...

Today, I just want to get
the cabin'’s all done.

- Yeah.
- Look, it'’s 48 hours.

No, it'’s less than 24.

Oh, my God, this is a disaster.

We need to talk to the bosun.

Yeah, we do.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- I'’m Joe.
- I'’m Gael.

- Nathan, what'’s happening?
- Lovely to meet you.

- Where are you from?
- Australia.

Australia.

- Yes.
- Ciao.

This is gonna be insane.

Oh, my God.

I'’m going to get a laugh.

So heavy.

Are you my stewie,
or are you deck?

Deck.

I'’m going to put you in with me.

- Oh, sweet.
- You'’re so pretty.

You'’re so pretty.
What the heck?

I keep looking at you,
I'’m like, oh, my God.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Nice to meet you.
- I'’m Jono.

- Sabrina.
- Sabrina.

- But you can call me Bri.
- Like, the cheese.

Sabrina.

Hello.
How'’s it, man?

- I'’m Iain.
- Iain, nice to meet you.

You have nice eyes, bro.

Cheers, bro.

- We'’ve got a lot of work to do.
- Yeah.

How far were the others
we'’re getting changed?

Joe and Gael.

Is Gael
a deckhand as well?

- Yeah.
- Nice one.

- All the girls, bro..
- Yeah.

- Sabrina.
- Sabrina.

- But you can call me Bri.
- Bri?

- I'’m Joe.
- Iain.

Bosun.
You can tell, man.

- You'’re in with Elena.
- Okay.

- Iain.
- Yes.

- Gael.
- Gael. Nice to meet you.

I'’m deck.

How long have you been
a decky?

Five months.

But I'’ll still give you
a run for your money.

Let'’s have a little chat.

I'’m Iain, I'll be
your bosun.

I'’ve been on yachts
five years now.

I started on a 90-meter,
went on to a 109-meter.

And, oh, jeez.

What the was that?

- The big...
- An eagle.

Oh, sh... .
Matrix, over here.

So, I'’m one of those leaders
that always want to be kind

and I always want to be fair.

In terms of shifts,

one of you will be earlies
and housekeeping.

And one of you on
lates and service.

Service is kind of what I really
want to get more experience in.

I'’ve done cocktail training.
I'’ve just, like, practiced.

Yeah.

But I'’ve done the whole
course and everything.

Mm-hmm.

Like, when the guests are
here, I'’m like, showtime.

Yeah. Amazing.

Um, so, in terms of
cocktails,

like, I definitely have
a room to improve.

Sometimes I'’m like...

- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, what the?

I didn'’t get blessed
with the best team ever,

but I also didn'’t get cursed
with the worst team ever.

So, I'’m not going to stress.

After looking at your CVs,
Ellie,

I'’m going to make you
second and on nights.

Mm-hmm.

And you third and
housekeeping in the morning.

Things can always change,

but I'’m going to make
you lead deckhand

because you have the
most experience

if I'’m not around for sure.

If you guys are happy
with that, too.

- If you'’re happy with that.
- Yeah, of course.

No, I'’ve never had
the lead deck position.

You sound like you'’ve got

natural leadership
inside of you.

- Cool.
- I'’m ready.

We'’ll be picking up
charter tomorrow.

There'’s so much to do.

We haven'’t even had
provisions arrive.

- Is this a joke?
- What the?

Jesus, it'’s already
five o'’clock.

I want to get this deck
and main deck

guest areas done.

Everybody on the crew is, like,
exceptionally good-looking.

I was like, Jesus Christ!

- Like, love at first sight.
- Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just a little...

This is really cute.

I feel like a real
bromance, really flourishing.

- Is it forming?
- Yeah.

It is forming,
I can feel it.

I did start as a stewardess,

but I was more drawn
to the deck department.

I love being outside.

I love giving guys a
run for their money.

Growing up, I had
an older brother,

and I was the brother
that he did have.

Mum put me in dancing.
I wanted to play football.

It was hard for her.
My mum came from Indonesia.

From her culture,
women had to be soft

and nice and pretty
and brush their hair

whereas my dad came from
Scotland, he was like,

if your brother'’s going
to carry four bricks,

you'’re going to
carry four bricks.

Don'’t act like
you'’re not capable.

- God damn!
- Yow!

I dated captain
on one cruise ship.

Everybody treated me like
the freaking queen of the boat.

I was like, this is
the lifestyle for me.

- Are you single or...?
- I'’m single.

- But girl has needs.
- Yeah.

So we'’re all single then?
What'’s going on?

- Yeah, we'’re all single.
- I'’m not.

- You'’re not single?
- No.

- Taken?
- Taken.

Agh!.

Ah, for '’s
sake, really?

- He'’s a yachtie.
- What'’s his position?

- Engineer, second engineer.
- Engineer. Nice. Legend.

Yacht service.

Hi, this is Aesha
speaking from Mustique.

I was just wondering
where our provisions are.

I'’m sorry. We had some
internal confusion.

But the chef'’s order will
arrive later today,

and your order should
arrive shortly after.

What the is that?

Okay, just get here
as soon as possible.

Yes, we will work on this.

There'’s so much to do,
so little time.

- You need more buckets?
- Yeah.

- Hey!
- Hello.

Can I show
you this forward cabin?

- Yeah.
- It leaks through that hatch.

Hopefully, I can get it
repaired during the season.

Yeah.

Our next task is all the
cabins with toilet paper.

I'’m happy you got
the second two-position.

- Congrats.
- Thank you.

My parents are very,
very supportive.

Maybe too much.

I think of myself as
a little kid sometimes,

because I never want to grow up.

I just want to stay
a kid forever.

The thought of taxes scare
the living sh... out of me.

Jono, Aesha, Iain.
Preference sheet meeting.

Come in here.

So, first charter,
primary is Jacob Ward,

social influencer, and Gen Zer.

He looks like he'’s trying
to be a Roman statue.

He'’s bringing his friends.
They'’re all from London.

Alfie and Amelia,
boyfriend and girlfriend,

influencers, Nick and Anthony.

They'’re going to
take pictures of everything.

We just need to do videos
of them all the time.

Love that.

These kids are just
taking pictures

and can afford to charter
a super yacht.

And meanwhile, I'’m living
in a van with my boyfriend

and just sh... ting in a bucket,
passing the time.

This is going to be
a shorter charter.

Cool.

All of them seem
to really love Greek food.

Oh, disco theme with
colorful 1970s vibe.

The first charter is always
we'’re finding our legs.

It'’s like...

Yeah.

Let'’s do this.

- Is that provisions?
- Yeah.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

yeah, let'’s get
these provisions in.

I think we'’ll be going
to midnight.

- Yeah.
- Can we open?

Yeah.

- It'’s good to be in Greece.
- Does anyone speak Greek?

No.

- Oops.
- There you go, big boy.

- Just hold my buns.
- With pleasure.

I'’ll be judging your potatoes.

- Potatoes.
- Potatoes.

'’s sake.

Pass the potatoes.

Oh, you'’re doing it too.
- ing hell.

Normally, on boats, no one
can ever understand me.

I'’m from a tiny village in
Ireland of like 600 people.

Finding a pot of gold.

At least everyone in the town

can... ing understand
each other.

Pogue Mahon is a
good Irish phrase.

It means you'’re beautiful.

It actually means
kiss me ass.

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

- Oh, is this mine?
- Yeah.

- Amazing.
- I got this.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Damn!

- All right.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Is that how you like them?

My eyebrows, yeah.

Elbow grease in
Athens, Greece.

- Thank God. It'’s the last one.
- I know.

Jesus Christ.

I'’ve got no wine,
no prosecco, no champagne.

So we do baseline provision,

which is like general
stuff for the boat.

And then we do charter
specific preferences.

And I'’ve only got a
quarter of my baseline.

We'’ll get cabins done.
And then put these away, too.

Where the is my rosé?

Yacht service.

Hi.
This is Aesha from Mustique.

How can I help you?

I didn'’t get my
baseline alcohol today.

- Was that meant to be coming?
- Yes.

We will work on this
and send it over.

- Thank you so much.
- Good night.

- Bye.
- All this will go down, too.

I'’ll take the bread down.

All crew, meet in the main salon
for our protocol meeting.

- Copy from deck.
- Isn'’t this insane?

Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hello.

I'’m sorry, provisions
were delayed,

but pressure makes us better.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

We'’re a team focused
on the same goal.

And that goal is...

What?

The goal is to provide
a level of service

- so you get the money.
- Exactly.

So stuff that'’s
really important.

Respect each other.

Professionally, sexually,
culturally, right?

No sexual harassment.

If the word no is used,

respect that word and
no drinking on charter.

I just want to introduce
you to our engineer,

- our chief engineer.
- Hi.

- Hello, guys.
- Hello.

This is our chief
officer, Ivan.

And this is our second
engineer, Luka.

We'’re really happy to have him.
They'’re part of our team.

- Yeah.
- Okay, I know you'’re tired.

- Thank you very much.
- Thanks, Captain.

Let'’s go.

Easy.

Can you guys start
cleaning our deck stuff?

Ai, yi, yi.

She'’s looking cleaner already.

Definitely.

All right. What a day.

Yep.

Tomorrow we'’ll start
with main deck.

Clean the teak as
best as possible.

And then details
and stuff like that.

- Yeah.
- Go to bed.

- Yeah.
- Big day tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- You start at seven.

Thank you guys for today.

It was longer than I thought
it would be.

Hey, guys.

A few things that I'’m missing
that I hope you can find.

Please make sure all my oysters
and lobster arrive.

Thank you. Good night.

I'’ve just never had provisions
arrive at 9 p.m. before.

Oh, it'’s been a tough day.

We are good, gentlemen
and lady.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Is it Amy?
I forgot names.

What about you?

Yeah.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Oh, sh... .

This first charter
is going to be... ed.

Yeah.

But no one'’s
going to die.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my God.

I'’m liking the look.

Oh, this is nothing.

I'’ve got the whole costume.

Interesting.

She'’s nice.
She'’s okay.

Let'’s get the show on the road.

I'’m windowblading while you
guys carry on here.

Sweet.

Okay.

Two and a half hours
until they'’re on board.

We'’ve got so much
sh... to do.

- me.
- I know.

This... ing sucks.

Captain Sandy.

The rotation
I have for deck team.

Deck one would be me.

- Yeah, the pro.
- Deck two would be Joe.

And then deck three
would be Nathan.

And deck four, Gael.

- Anchor watch.
- Anchor watch, yeah.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

- That'’s awesome.
- Back to it.

I'’ve got charter starting at 12.

I'’ve got boxes
- ing everywhere.

I managed to find one bottle
of champagne in the crew mess,

so I'’ve got one bottle.

This boat is massive.

I don'’t know where anything is,

and now
I don'’t have provisions.

This is a joke, right?

This area is done
finally.

I'’ll move on to the next stuff.

You want welcome cocktails,

or are we just going with
champagne?

No, just doing the champagne.

Okay, copy.

I don'’t even have the... ing
tequila that I need.

Ugh!

So far, so good.

♪ Hey, now,
you'’re an all-star ♪

I am excited for
them to walk on.

I love your accent.

Do you know where this
accent originates from?

- Where?
- My accent from Liverpool.

- Yeah?
- Basically Ireland,

- crossed over the ocean.
- Oh, I see.

And now I talk like
this because of you.

I talk like a -wit
because your a -wit.

I actually have no recollection
of living in Liverpool.

When I was five,
we moved to Spain.

And then the crisis hit
in 2009, 2010,

that forced me to go back
to the UK.

- All right.
- I hated it.

I said to me mum, listen,
I want to live in Spain.

I'’ll go there on me own.

Like, I'’m a person that's lived
in this car for two months.

I'’m a person that's
robbed to feed me self.

- You'’ve got to survive.
- Yeah.

I know, I always like
to be actually hungry.

That'’s a brave story,
man, holy sh... .

- I love you, bro.
- I love you.

I'’m stressing so much that
I didn'’t even get the swiffer.

- I'’m using my hand.
- Just keep wiping.

They got a lot done.

Do you have coriander?

I did order some,
but that'’s parsley.

Oh...

What you going to do, girl?

- I'’m just going to do this.
- Twerk it out.

I know.
Oh, I can'’t twerk.

Do you know how white I am?

You don'’t know how to twerk?

No.

I'’m a dancer.

I popped out the womb dancing
in the Caribbean.

We move our bodies.

I do it a lot while I'’m working.

It'’s relief from
when I'’m stressed.

If that'’s what I have to do
to get through this charter

with no provisions,

we'’re going to do a little fishy
dance for a little lobster.

- It'’s this muscle here.
- Okay.

So...

And then you can
go back and forth.

- You'’ll get there.
- All crew, all crew.

Everybody change
into their whites.

Shower gel,
shampoo, conditioner...

Okay, for good luck,
ten squats, ten push-ups.

- Three, four.
- These are really fast.

Let'’s get towels out.

Ten minutes.

Nine, ten.

- Hey!
- Woo!

Quarter of a glass each.

Bri, you'’re going to hold
the towels.

Ellie, hold the champagne.

All crew, all crew,
come to the port side.

Not the aft.

- Woo!
- Slick.

We'’ve got this girl.

Bro, the content here is
going to be silly.

Here they come.

Jacob gets in press-ups.

- They'’re excited.
- Hello, hello.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Jacob, nice to meet you.
- I'’m your captain, Sandy.

Hi, I'’m Aesha.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Welcome.

We'’re going to get your
luggage on board and

then we'’re going to depart
for your destination.

Aesha'’s our chief stew.

Hi.
I'’m your chiefy.

Do you guys want to have a tour
and see what you'’ll be on?

Yeah, awesome.

Where have you all come from?

The majority from London.

There'’s one Canadian
on here as well.

Okay. Now, I just want to give
you guys full disclosure.

We have had a massive
provisioning up.

That'’s the last of the champagne
because none arrived.

Stop.

- No, it didn'’t arrive.
- No rosé?

We can make cocktails.

Is there anyway
to get any rosé?

I'’ve been on the phone
to them all morning.

It'’s coming as soon as possible.

Okay.

- Like, what did he do?
- I know.

I don'’t know how
they'’re affording it.

But whatever they'’re doing,
I'’m doing the exact same thing.

I'’ll sell pictures of
my hairy toes. No problem.

Oh. Nice.

This is the bridge deck aft.

Do you have pictures here, sir?

Yeah, I heard you
guys are influencers.

Yes.

Yeah, no.

I just suck.

- This is sun deck.
- Oh, my God.

Are you a lifter, are ya?

There we go.

Need a spot, mate?

We'’ve ran out of bubbles here.

- Oh, yeah.
- We'’ve ran out of bubbles there.

We spent the money on the yacht,
not the bubbles.

That'’s a man, right?

So this is the primary suite.

Whoa!

Joel, do you want
to practice cuddling?

Yeah.

Get out, get out.

Get out.

- All right.
- And let'’s get a drink.

You'’ve done this before, eh?

You'’ve done this before.

Hey, Bri.
I need you to be on laundry.

- They want everything steamed.
- Okay.

One, two, three...

There we go.

Two of us guests
want rosé.

Have we got time for me to nip
to a shop and get some?

- I'’ll double check for you.
- Thank you so much.

- I apologize.
- Thank you.

Aesh.

The guest is just asking
if you can nip to the shop

- to buy some rosé.
- Okay.

Hi, Sandy.

They'’re desperate for rosé.

I can'’t find it
in the cupboard.

Okay.
Let'’s find out right now.

Where'’s the closest shop?

Champagne'’s a basic
essential for a yacht.

I feel really bad for these kids

because they paid
a lot to be here,

and it'’s like the most basic
stuff that we don'’t have.

I mean, it'’s not that much
to ask for just some rosé.

- Don'’t worry.
- No, all good.

Can we get a drink?

Yes. What would you like?

- Margarita?
- Can you do a picante?

Yes, but none of the
coriander arrived.

I can make it just spicy.

Make it spicy.

Yes, can I have
one of them as well?

Can they just all go
for espresso martinis?

Just tell them...

Aesha, Aesha.
Some provisions have arrived.

- Yay!
- Champagne.

Put champagne here.

Oh, my God. Amazing.
Thank you.

Like, are you
- ing kidding me?

No rosé, no red wine.

I just don'’t have
- ing anything.

That'’s not good.

I'’m sorry, I've got
so much going on.

Calling with update
on your provisions.

Spicy margarita.
I got this.

Is there uberese
in this country?

We are still delayed, but I can
get it to you on the water taxi

around 7:30 while
you'’re at anchor.

- I'’ll help you.
- I must apologize.

I understand it'’s
an inconvenience.

Yeah, huge problem.

I have never had an issue with
provisioning like this before.

That is a huge mistake
on the provisioner side.

I don'’t understand why
the provisioner

doesn'’t have it here.

I don'’t know what's going on.

When you have a provision
company that'’s global,

you trust them.

They failed us.

That'’s the shot.

Can we pop another one?

They'’re out of
a lot of stuff.

Spicy margarita.

Alright, get it in here.

Here we go.

Can we next time
have a salt rim?

Yes.

All right, do you guys want
to come down for lunch?

- Lunch?
- Lunch?

Let'’s jump down.

All crew, all crew, we'’re going
to depart immediately.

All right, guests are
setting at the table.

Where'’s this going?

Just put it in the boat quick
and then we'’re off.

Hang on, keep pulling.

There we go.

We'’re going to work
from the stern to the bow.

Got it?

- Yep.
- Awesome.

Go.
Go, go, go, go, go.

That'’s all stern lines on board.

All lines are up on the bow.

You are clear
of the dock astern.

- Got it, done.
- Nice.

Easy.

Nice work, everyone.
Nice work.

Can'’t wait to go to sea.

It'’s beautiful.

What I love about Athens
is there'’s so much history.

Athens is the oldest
capital city in Europe.

And now it'’s a yachting hub.

It'’s like the gateway to all
these beautiful islands

that are not so commercial.

Poros, Hydra,
Poseidon'’s Temple,

right off of Athens.

There are a few other places
like this in the world.

- Hello.
- Sexy man.

One, two, three, please.

Yes.

We'’ve got some
grilled vegetables.

- Is that eggplant?
- Yeah, eggplant.

Oh, love that.
I love that.

Chicken breast with
tzatziki.

We'’re on that yacht team.

And this is the giant shrimp.

- Moving up in the world.
- It'’s all really good.

- That'’s a good shrimp.
- Yeah, they'’re really nice.

I can do this.

Content is king.

No, we'’re going to be
on the content grind.

We'’re going to be on
that content grind.

Thanks, babes.

I can'’t believe
we'’ve somehow did it.

- I'’m nervous for dinner.
- Right?

You'’re lying.

What is going on?

I grew up with a maid.

Joining the industry, like doing
laundry and housekeeping,

it made me realize

I definitely didn'’t respect her
as I should have.

This... ing thing.

- It'’s leaking water.
- What the?

Right now, just trying to
stay calm and not freak out.

I'’ve never felt sick
from stress before.

Oh, sh... , sh... , sh... ,
sh... , sh... .

Coming up...

Could I order a mojito?

Do you like a big plate
of nachos...

Nachos and grilled cheese.

I'’m going to try to
get the chef up.

Can we get a mojito?

We ordered them 45 minutes ago.

Cheffy, they want food.

They want a bunch of stuff.

There'’s no champagne, no rosé,

It'’s got to
be up from here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, what happened?

Breathe.

White shirt, black shirt,
cream shirts.

Have you dropped anchor before?

- I have.
- Let'’s get the remote.

Iain, Iain.
Will you pop in the bridge?

Copy.

Boof! Boof!

A spot from the front, mate.

Leg over, and then...

This is too sexual.

Not sexual enough.

- Hello.
- Hey, we'’re almost there.

- Put the slide out.
- Yeah.

At home, we have a saying,

nothing'’s lost until
Mom can'’t find it.

I love that.

Her name'’s Sandy
as well, actually.

Oh, yeah?
That'’s pretty cool.

- Cool. I'’m gonna...
- Okay, thank you.

Nathan!

- Are we anchoring?
- We are.

We love you, Nathan!

Yay!

Anchor down.

We'’re gonna put one and
a half in.

I heard a drop.

Can you feel it?
Is it in?

Can you?

It'’s ridiculous.

He'’s like, it's in.

That one and a half shackles.

Lock it down.

That is anchor secure.

Feeling strong.

All right.

We should call Gael for this.

Gael, Gael.

Can we have you on
the bow, please?

Copy, on my way.

So, for dinner...

- Let'’s talk about it.
- Yeah.

First course, ceviche.

For the main, let'’s do...

If this was a full-length
charter, we'’d be... ed.

Thank you.

Okay, I'’m gonna start pulling.

Hold this one.
Ooh!

Everyone is definitely
competent.

And the slide is pretty heavy.

Yes!

Could you jump off the top
and then into the slide?

I wouldn'’t suggest it.

No Tom Daley sh... over here.

I'’m so confused.

Woo!

Record this.

Woo!

Whoa!

Let'’s get this party started!

- Hey.
- Sandy, how are we doing?

I'’m happy you're
having a great time.

- It'’s great.
- Come.

I wish.

You have a ship to look after.

Yeah.

Oh, amazing.

Thank you so much.

I just hung them up.

Perfect.

Look at you, tough life, hey?

Yeah.

Oh, far out.
Sorry.

- Nathan.
- Yeah?

- Can you go down?
- No problem.

Gael, might as well
go down now.

Copy.

Okay, guys,
who wants to test it?

You want a lot of lube.

- Not our first rodeo.
- Yeah.

Ah!

Do you want to start
setting the table maybe?

- Once they all leave?
- Do you think?

Yeah.

No, they haven'’t found it.

Aesha, Iain.

The guests said
they'’re done for the day.

Copy.

Oh, somebody fell
down the stairs.

Are you guys okay?

Fine.
I'’m all fine.

Crazy, crazy, crazy.

What is this?
- ing hell.

Yes.

Yeah.

You'’re still waiting
for your stuff, too?

A green silky shirt.

Okay.

I know.
I'’m so sorry.

Oh, this is terrible.

I know that Bri is
relatively green,

but I asked her to steam like
three things in the laundry.

How does anything
take this long?

Were you blowing on the garment?

Ha, ha.

No, still got wrinkles.
Ha, ha.

Like is that what
she was doing?

All right, these need to be
ironed again.

Can I just quickly do these?

Okay.

I'’ll just wear a different
outfit, it'’s fine.

I wanted to go and have
a nice drink,

but, like, if you can'’t go out
of your room to get a drink,

then something'’s... ing wrong.

Are you not very good
at laundry, or...?

So, it is scary for me,

so I do
like taking my time

to make sure that it'’s good.

Yeah.

Sorry, it'’s just
a bit stressful.

Everyone'’s standing
there wondering

where their clothes are.

I think I'’ll just wear
this tonight,

and just
everything else.

Okay, I'’ll get you to run these.

I'’ll iron the shirts.

Knock, knock.

It'’s my bad.

Do you have a shirt as well,
or is that still drying?

Oh, the polo.

- It'’s in the dryer as we speak.
- Okay.

me.

What was that?

I'’ve got a generic white shirt,
black shirt, and white trousers.

Okay.

And light blue shorts
as well, please.

- Okay, of course.
- Oh, mind your head.

Mind your head.

Um, of course.

Oh, God.

No, they'’re not mine. Yeah,
I don'’t know whose they are.

My... ing shirt is
in the dryer.

What'’s going on?

No, no.
Oh, God.

- I'’m really sorry.
- No, it'’s fine.

These can be kind
of cute as deco,

because they'’re
like glow sticks.

Yeah, I like it.

So sorry about the
confusion, everyone.

I'’m still washing a few things.

I get in my head a lot.

Like, I stress over the
stupidest stuff sometimes.

I'’ve been in the industry
for two years.

All the boats were,
like, 30-meter, 35-meters,

but I'’ve never made
it through a season.

This laundry might
seem like a molehill,

but from my perspective,
it'’s like a mountain.

Hey, Baba, how are you?

What'’s going on out there?
How'’s your day?

It'’s actually pretty hectic.

Like, I'’ve just
got on break now.

The crew'’s... lovely.

So, my partner'’s
the second engineer

on the last boat that I was on.

We'’ve only been together
five months or so.

I am a relationship girl
in the way that...

I don'’t really like
starting something new.

I don'’t want to have
to ask someone

what their favorite color is.

I don'’t want to have to
learn to go to the toilet

in front of someone new.

- Okay. Love you.
- Love you.

Bye.

Hello.
Yacht service.

Hi. Um, please don'’t
have bad news.

Unfortunately, your items
were delivered

to the wrong water taxi,

but I have everything now and
it'’s coming to you in an hour.

Who has been in charge of this?

Our company.

Tell them that
they... ing suck.

to the wrong water taxi,

but I have everything now and
it'’s coming to you in an hour.

Who has been in charge of this?

Tell them that
they... ing suck.

Well, it'’s true.

I appreciate you trying
to rectify it for me.

We'’re working on it.

And we hope to get you these
items as soon as possible.

It'’s okay. It's okay.

- Ready?
- Ready?

Ready?

This is how you make a picante
on a 180-foot super yacht.

Let'’s go.

- Huh.
- What the?

Is there any way to,
like, blow up balloons

- as you'’re doing this?
- I'’ll help you.

Hey, guys.
Not acceptable.

You'’re telling me now, in half
an hour, everything'’s coming.

I have dinner at nine.

I don'’t know how I'm going
to patch the way.

For the next one,
do better, please.

Thank you.

I don'’t have lobster.
What can I do?

I have no lobster.

Crab'’s the best option.

Oof.

All right, some crab.

- Knock, knock.
- These are...

- Possibly?
- None of it is us.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, I like the shirt.

Bri, Bri, are you almost
done there?

Yes. Two more, three more
things to go.

- Four more.
- Copy.

I don'’t think she
has much experience

in laundry, to be honest.

No, she said she didn'’t.

Well, it shows.

Ai yi yi.

Okay, I'’ll just hang it
up for you guys.

- Perfect, thank you.
- I'’m so, so sorry again.

Have you worked in
yachts before?

Yeah.

No, I may seem pretty calm,

but it'’s a hundred things
going through my head.

Managing pressure is
definitely a skill

I learned in
architecture school.

I make notes so I can
dig through my recipe book

in a high-pressure scenario.

They specifically
requested surf and turf,

and I don'’t have lobster,
so I have Alaskan king crabs

that I fortunately
thought to get.

Thank.

They make really
good crab cakes.

Oh, I hope they like it.
Ooh.

Okay, guys,
everything'’s all right.

- Let'’s go.
- All right, I'’m ready.

Let'’s go.

Down the line, not today.

You know that show
The Deadliest Catch?

Oh, yeah.

I'’ve always thought it'd be
quite a cool way to test,

- like, your manliness, you know?
- Okay.

Hey, you got someone
to hang your balls.

They'’re nice balls, aren't they?

Nathan,
he'’s a ball handler.

Only if you can literally
do that in, like, a second,

because we don'’t have time.

All right, what'’s going on?

Well, you can start making your
way to the table if you want.

- Oh, my God.
- Couple disco balls.

Party vibes.

I thought they were
blowing up balloons.

- There'’s about six of them.
- Disco.

Cheffy, that'’s all of the guests
making their way to the table.

Copy, copy.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Wow.

10 out of 10 if
I say so myself.

- How can I help?
- Water, please.

Yeah.

I love dressing up.
It'’s a way to express myself.

I travel with the bunny costume,
naughty cheerleader, latex.

I'’ve added a BDSM outfit.

I'’m going through a phase.

But 10% of my costumes
are PG-13.

- You look better than us.
- Yeah.

For me, a costume
is for foreplay.

For a lucky few.

Cheffy, that'’s water and wine.

- Did the other wines arrive?
- No.

Oh.

They were meant to be
here an hour ago, so...

So how much do we have left?

How many bottles?

There'’s no red.

Oh, my God.

Sweet.

Deck crew, is there anyone
that can help run plates?

- How are you going?
- Copy, on my way.

- Have you finished steaming?
- Yeah.

Okay, I can'’t knock you off
until you'’ve done the cabins.

- I know.
- Okay.

- Hello.
- Okay, ready to run?

Holy.

- Ooh, lovely.
- All right, here we go.

Very much.

For our first course, you'’ve got
fresh snapper and mango ceviche.

Deck crew,
we have provisions.

Provisions have arrived.

Hallelujah.
I can get a bottle of red.

I can put it straight
into a decanter.

Yes, please.

- Cab sav.
- Cab sav.

- It should be fine.
- It looks lovely.

What'’s this?
Squid ink.

This is a ceviche.

It'’s really nice.

It'’s really tasty.

Half the provisions
didn'’t arrive, but...

The chef is good.

Exactly what we wanted.

F my life.

- You'’re killing it today.
- As much as we can.

- I know.
- You'’re doing a good job.

Can I have help to get
the wine into the fridges?

Yes.

They desperately want red
with the next course.

Okay.

Oh!

Oh, man.
Haste.

Haste, haste, haste.

She wants a red right away.

Come on, bitch.
Calm down.

Thank you so much, guys.

Where'’s the wine?

Ellie, Ellie. Do you want
to help Bri finish cabins?

Copy, copy.

Oh, hell no.

I understand. Sometimes
you can'’t get everything

that the client requests.

You'’re in different parts
of the world,

different stuff'’s stocked.

It'’s abnormal to not receive
a shipment of wine and rosé.

Seriously?

Considering how badly this
provision company messed up,

we'’re going to have to make
some changes after this charter.

Here I come.
Ready to help.

That'’s unbelievable.
There'’s no rosé or wine.

Yeah.

Did you see red, Sandy?

- There'’s a box?
- No.

- That'’s not red?
- No.

What are you actually...

- Did you see red, Sandy?
- No.

- That'’s not red?
- No.

Christ!

I'’m so sorry.
This is really embarrassing.

It'’s not here, is it?

They dropped off champagne
with no wine.

I know. I was like...

- Yeah.
- So weird.

Cheffy, I'’m starting to clear.

Copy, I'’m starting
to plate now.

Oh my gosh.

To be on a boat and not have
any wine is quite extreme.

God, Jesus Christ.

Which lights are you keeping on?

Don'’t worry, just get
the beds done

and we'’ll take care of
the lights later.

Ellie, Ellie just waiting to
get plates up to the table.

Copy, copy.

- I'’ll put them in here.
- Thank you so much.

How do I do this?

- Ready to go.
- Okay, cool.

- Thank you.
- Hi, guys.

Well, yeah, because
Instagram you run

a different type of video.

- You'’re having this?
- Yeah, I am.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, thank you so much.

- Here we go.
- Amazing.

Here he is.

Hey guys.

I just want to apologize.

I had to change the menu, the
lobster didn'’t arrive in time.

But this is some super
yummy Alaskan crab.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy, you'’re welcome.

This is tender.

- Oh!
- Nice.

- It cuts so easily.
- It'’s so good.

Jono, despite everything,
he'’s managed to get stuff out

that looks pretty good.

You'’ve got yourself a good chef.

I know.

If you only knew what
he went through and her.

- Yeah.
- He'’s so calm.

I'’m crying in the dining room
and he'’s just like, namaste.

Oi.

All right.

They'’re blown away.
They love all your food.

Awesome.

Halle-looo-yah.

Thank you for passing
on the message.

Ellie, did you check
the bathroom

just to see if it'’s fine?

Yeah, well, to be honest,

when I came to check,
the floor was still wet.

The tissue box was empty.

The shower door was still
a little bit wet also.

Okay.

We'’ll do training together
and you'’ll catch up.

Thank you.

Don'’t get into your
head about it.

- It'’s day one.
- Yeah.

Bri says that she'’s worked
on boats before.

Questionable.
Sorry.

You can'’t have deadweight

because we'’re already
giving 110% as is.

I was eight years old when they
bombed Serbia for four months.

I learned the value of
work very early on.

Be it in the fields or helping
out with my family'’s businesses.

- We need waters and chocolates.
- Yeah.

We definitely need Bri to get
up to speed quickly.

That'’s one thing you'll learn
growing up in Yugoslavia.

You'’ve got to be tougher.

You'’ve got to figure it out.

- Water?
- Fridge.

Right.

You should be done already.

I'’ll go up to the boat.

Put the cushions away now
if you'’re happy with that.

Yeah, sure.

Bye, lads.

How can I help you?

She'’s just doing waters
and chocolates.

Next time she can become
aware of the pacing.

I don'’t want to stress her out

because I can tell she'’s
going to get emotional.

Yeah.

We need to just,
like, finish today.

Yeah.

Here'’s what I've come up
with so far for Gael.

You'’ve still got some time.

Cleaning up the crew
mess would be nice.

- Sweet.
- Yeah.

- Are you done?
- Yeah.

All right, I'’ll knock you off.

Start at six.

Don'’t be in laundry.
Just get laundry going.

Yeah.

- Come up, set the table.
- Okay.

I'’m going to go to bed.

Tomorrow'’s a new start, okay?

- Yes.
- Sleep tight, guys.

- Get a good sleep.
- You'’ve got this.

You'’ve got this.

- Yeah, let'’s go upstairs.
- Yeah, go upstairs.

Let'’s go.

Everyone, bring a glass.

Oi.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

- Amazing.
- Yeah.

Is that per person?

Yeah, of course.

Could I also be
and have a mojito?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

No.

Yeah.

I can see I'’ve done
your course.

- Yeah.
- Got the terminology.

I'’m happy I can pull my weight.

'’Cause she, I mean, she's...

Looks like I forgot the
wine and reposado.

I can'’t.

Perfect.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- We have a list.
- Yeah.

I'’ve left it over here.

That'’s jobs to do tonight.

- Mm-hmm.
- Just keep an eye on the guests.

Easy.

Check out the fit,
what we sayin'’?

- Disco Joe!
- Disco, Disco.

Oh, yeah.

Disco!

I need to be up by
the time the guests get up.

- Okay.
- I'’m going to knock off.

Mm-hmm.

Are you going to be okay?

I just need a nap.

Like, mentally and emotionally.
I'’m fine.

- Okay.
- That'’s all I need.

My first
chief stew season,

I felt like I had to be
everywhere all at once.

But at some point, you have
to just trust in your girls

and take care of yourself so
you don'’t burn out yourself.

So I want to try
and trust Ellie.

I have to be up early
to watch out for Bri

and set up for breakfast.

Woo!

- We'’ve got this.
- Amazing.

- All right. Sleep well.
- I appreciate you.

Ellie said she wanted more
experience with service, so...

Ah!

Here you go.
Trial by fire.

Oh, sh...!

Finish as soon
as possible.

Oh!

You'’re trying to kill me!

- If you need me, just call me.
- Give me the damn shammy.

You need to go to bed, man.

That is going to be
a bitch to clean.

- I'’ll see you tomorrow.
- Oh, whoa.

How romantic.

- Stop it.
- See you tomorrow.

Growing up, my sister
was always the wee angel.

I was like Satan.

She worked really
hard in school.

I didn'’t really give a sh... .

I was running around
causing mayhem.

Since I was 15, I knew I
wanted to go into yachting.

Traveling, having fun...

I genuinely just like doing sh...

that I'’m mainly
not meant to do.

So listen, today'’s a sh... show.

- Tomorrow will be a better flow.
- Yeah.

We'’re below zero
degrees right now.

We'’ll get to zero,
and it will feel really good.

Yeah.

Good night.

I'’m a influencer, too, guys.

A very gay one.

- Hey!
- Hey, hey!

Ah, yes.

It'’s possible to ask
for late-night munchies,

- grilled cheese.
- Grilled cheese.

And then, like,
mac and cheese.

Like a big plate
of nachos in here.

- Nachos? Okay.
- Cheese, guacamole.

- Thank you so much.
- No worries.

Yeah, no problem.
Help me, Jesus.

Party'’s going on up here!

- Um, wanna go in the hot tub.
- Okay.

- Mac and cheese.
- '’s sakes.

I have to wake up the chef.
It'’s too much food they ordered.

The boats I worked on
previously,

I never really make food
for drunk people.

I feel overwhelmed.
I need help.

I'’m sorry, Cheffy.

They'’ve ordered food.

- Mac and cheese.
- '’s sakes.

Oi.
My mojito still hasn'’t come.

I'’m sorry, Cheffy.

They'’ve ordered food.

I know.

It'’s just too much
food for me to make.

They want a bunch of stuff.

I'’ll help you.
We'’ll do it together.

They want the grilled cheese.
Nachos and guacamole.

Mac and cheese.

Um, I can just make
them grilled cheese

and tell them this
is what we have.

No problem.

All right.

- They'’re getting grilled cheese.
- That'’s it. it.

I reckon in just about
15 minutes

I just got hot water pumping.

- Another shot?
- Just two bottles of vodka.

No worries.

Ellie, Ellie.

Can we get two shots of vodka
on the sundeck, please?

Do you know if she'’s
coming with the mojitos?

They'’re getting grilled
cheese, that'’s it.

- Can we get a mojito?
- We ordered them 45 minutes ago.

And a Moscow Mule,
two mojitos.

And more rosé.

Pfft.

Interior, Gael.

We'’re just waiting on
two mojitos

and two Moscow Mules.

Can I get an ETA on that?

Um, okay, so we'’re gonna...

Okay, I'’ll be coming up now.

It'’s just like one
thing after another.

Okay, what we'’ve got on the
menu only is grilled cheese.

That'’s the only
option right now.

Cheese.

Cheese and bread, that'’s it.

The mojitos that we already
ordered, are they coming?

Yeah, but I'’m making
grilled cheese.

I'’m the only person up
working on food and drinks,

- so I'’m doing my best.
- You'’re doing a great job.

You'’re doing a great job.

We just got told off.

Temperature okay, though.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

Mojito.

- I'’m so sorry.
- I don'’t know what's going on.

So we'’re doing grilled cheese,
one grilled cheese?

No, they all want
grilled cheese.

Of course.

I'’ll start with seven
grilled cheeses.

Yeah, just grilled cheese.

Okay.

I don'’t think I should
take the responsibility

of making food.

I was butter,
where would I live?

I'’m going to try to get
the chef up one more time.

- Okay.
- '’s sakes.

It'’s not my responsibility
to cook meals for the guests.

Not only am I not able

to provide cocktails
for the guests,

but I'’m also looking like
I'’m not able to manage guests.

Calm down, breathe.

Jono'’s selfish behavior
is making me look bad.

What about me?

Cheffy...

Look, the only reason I
came back is because this

is going to be a problem.

I don'’t want you to
do this to yourself

because of something
silly with me.

They want this food and
it'’s going to be a big issue.

I hate being woken up.
I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it.

Bitch, are you stupid?

This is not going to
be good for you.

Next, on
"Below Deck Mediterranean..."

Pants missing as well.

I'’ve checked through
my friend'’s room,

but I don'’t want to be
doing that.

I'’m... ing trying my hardest.

Never wake the chef.

I bust my ass and it all
became about waking up the chef.

This bitch is going
to drive me crazy.

Maybe I like him
a little tiny bit.

Do you really have a boyfriend?

I would not be happy
if I was him.