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Your move.
Hmm...
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Hmm.
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Huh?
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Mm.
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Hm...
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Ha! You lose, again.
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38-0 to me, yes!
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Oh, dear
Are you sure
you're not letting me win?
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Mm-mm-mm-mm-mn.
No, no, no.
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Rita, you know you and I
could never...uh... Hm?
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Oooh. The boss.
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Yeah, so you come in here
and then you...
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Oh, Your Eminence. You caught
me planning. How embarrassing.
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I'm sending
you the co-ordinates now.
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It should be simple, even for you.
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Why, thank you.
Do not fail me this time.
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Fear not. I shall put
my very best agents on it.
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Huh? Huh?
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Far, far ago, the ancients
wrote upon the scrolls
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that dark forces
would sweep our realm,
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until only Yonderland remained.
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But they telled also of a saviour
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come from a distant world
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to save us from the shadows.
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With any luck.
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OK, Danny reckons that I should -
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Is he the one with the eye?
No, he's the one with the scarf.
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Danny reckons that I should
put a showreel together
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and maybe get an agent.
What?!
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I know, it's a silly idea.
It's what I thought.
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No, no, it's not a silly idea.
It's not.
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It's just I didn't realise you could
get agents for -Regional theatre.
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Danny's a proper actor.
He's done Hamlet, and Pinter...
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and Doctors.
Look, this is his showreel.
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He does loads of acting.
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Yeah. Some would say too much.
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-Forget it.
-Oh, come on.
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-No, forget it.
-Show me.
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I've got to go and drop
the kids off anyway. Kids!
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Do you hate me now?
No more than usual.
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Well, what if I did
a carpet picnic for dinner?
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Forgiven.
Mm.
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Debbie! Come quickly!
There's no time to lose!
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Well, surely I can get dressed.
Nope.
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Why did we have to...I...
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♪ Happy birthday at you
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♪ Happy birthday at Debbie
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♪ Happy -
Er...guys. It's not my birthday.
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So, it has to be a specific day?
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Mm.
-Ah!
-Wierd.
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And as every year is the same length,
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you can mark the anniversary
of your birth...day.
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Thus the derivation! Are you
getting all of this?
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It was a lovely thought though, guys.
Honestly. But I need to...
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Yes, yes, of course.
-Thanks as always, Debbie.
-OK.
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Can I extinguish the fires
and make the dream real?
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Am I still Blob?
A bit.
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Oh, where's the birthday girl?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It's not her birthday!
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Pass me my robe.
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So, we all go 'ta-dah', and then
I'll whip off the cloth, all right?
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Someone's been in my en-suite again.
Two words. Moist...flannel.
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Ta-dah!
Oh, it's too late.
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-You did it.
-Yes, the fillet
was right where Her Eminence said.
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It was like taking a baby.
-Candy from a baby.
-Is it?
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And he's minion
of the month? Unbelievable.
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Just imagine the war you could
finance with a few barrels of this.
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Ooh! Uh, uh, a big one!
Exactly.
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Very good, Jeff.
We'll soon show this Debbie
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a thing or two
about who's chosen and who's not.
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The last land will be ours. I'll get
a promotion and you'll get...
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..threatened less. By me.
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Oh, OK. Thanks.
Yes? Good.
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Not quite as twinkly as I'd imagined.
You can have them cut and polished.
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There's this guy, Kendal. He gave me
a really good deal on Rita's ring.
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What?
I said too much.
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Very well. Bring this Kendal to me.
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-Of course, sir.
-They really
just let you take all this, hm?
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Yeah, they didn't
realise it was valuable.
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They even threw in the wheelbarrow.
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What are they, idiots?
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Not tonight, Flora.
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Where's Kelly?
It's Debbie. Didn't she go through?
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Nope, no-one in, no-one out.
Well, where could she be?
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Debbie!
Wait. Look, there's a note
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thoughtlessly nailed
-to that distant relative.
-Hm.
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Have borrowed
la...lady...woman
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to ask her a question...thing.
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Will bring her back.
Kidnapped.
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Who kidnaps someone just
-to ask them a question?
-Hm.
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I mean, what kind of idiot would...
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Ninnies.
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Let me out!
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The hell is going on?
Who are you?
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-Dave.
-Tom.
Ooh, yes, sorry. Tom.
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No, I'm Tom.
Are you sure?
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Um...sorry, what was the question?
What do you want with me?
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We just want to ask you something.
-So, you kidnap me?
-Yeah.
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What are you, idiots?
Well... Morning, lads.
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Mary, I'm home! You won't believe
what I saw in the market...ow!
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All right. You actually are idiots.
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So... Kendal. Um...
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..how's it going?
A few teething problems, I'm afraid.
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You've been a naughty little girl,
haven't you?
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Throwing off your grinding wheels
and buckling the shuttle plates.
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Had to give you a little spank,
didn't I?
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I think we're getting
somewhere now, so...oh!
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Perfect timing!
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So, you wanna give daddy some sugar?
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Ooh...now that's
what I'm talking about.
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Well done. Somebody's
getting new shoes.
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No, you, silly. Stop it.
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For centuri us Ninny folk have been
afflicted by endless stupidity.
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Proper wallies.
But once in a generation,
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once in a gen - genrenation...
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once in a while, a clever emerges.
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And it's his fate to read all the
books in the Great Hall of Wisdom.
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And then become our leader,
the Grand Chief Hoo-Hah!
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Not a wally.
Right. Hold on.
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I'm just not sure what all this
has got to do with me.
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Right. Well, this time
two clevers have emerged.
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And we now not know now
who should become the Grand Hoo-Hah.
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So, seeing as everyone says
you're so wise -A wally.
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Oh, no. Hang on.
A not-wally.
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We thought you could help
decide who's the cleverest clever.
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Well, I would suggest an election,
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but the cleverest
doesn't always end up in charge
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Right. Yeah, no. I can help.
I will make up a test.
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Where are these two geniuses?
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It's you two, isn't it?
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OK.
What will the test be?
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I'm going to think of
-some questions.
-What questions?
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I don't know, that's what
I'm saying. Something challenging.
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Not like who can point to their nose.
Erm...
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He wins.
-Yes!
-Yes!
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No, I, you... I won, you lost.
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Oh...yes! No, hang on.
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Thank you so much for everything,
Debbie. And I'm sorry you lost.
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-No, you lost.
-Oh. Yes! No.
So, what happens now?
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Well, he'll be given keys
to the Great Hall of Wisdom
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as long as he's approved
-by the Sun Gods.
-The Sun Gods?
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Yes. Before the anointed clever
can take on the role of Hoo-Hah,
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He must recieve the blessing
of the Sun Gods.
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Aw, that's nice.
And how do they do that?
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-Well, you see the sun?
-Yeah.
We're going to fire him into it.
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You're what?
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Debbie, thanks for everything -
Oh, my God!
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-Wait!
-There you are.
Thought it might be this lot.
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They're firing someone into the sun!
Yeah...they do that.
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Oh.
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Wooh-hooh-hooh! Oh, yeah!
Ah...
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So, er... tavern?
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Dave.
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Dave.
Are they in some sort of trance?
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No, they just can't concentrate
on two things at once.
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Yeah. Thick as two short planks, eh?
Hang on a minute.
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But we've got to stop them.
They're killing people!
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I know. The Elders
have spoken to them about it.
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-And what did they say?
-They said
they'd consult the Sun Gods.
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Another one gone.
Worth a try.
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He's not coming back.
No, wait, wait. Hold on.
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Can't you see what's happening here?
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Anyone who shows a glimmer of
intelligence is fired into the sun.
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That's why you're all idiots.
It's like the opposite of evolution.
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-Don't you get that?
No.
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Look, how many of the clevers
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that you've sent to meet
the Sun Gods have ever come back?
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None.
My wife came back.
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Isn't that her brother?
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Oh, God. What have I done?
What haven't you done?
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No-one ever comes back.
This whole process doesn't work.
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I mean, what are you going to do,
keep firing people into the sun?
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No, that wasn't a suggestion.
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Let us come...oh.
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Let us come back tommorrow
at lunch time
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where our new clever, Dave,
shall meet the Sun God!
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No, wait. I meant you can't
fire people into the sun!
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Will you listen to me?
Please wait!
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Hang on. I might have an idea.
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Pete.
Hello.
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Listen. How long have you got
-for lunch?
-Hmm...about 45 minutes.
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Do you want to go home
-and make a video?
-Yeah.
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Ooh... I meant a showreel.
Oh, all right.
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Erm... Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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I thought you weren't
that keen on the whole idea.
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Oh, no, no.
I think there's a place for it.
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You're sure I won't
-look like an idiot?
-Oh, Pete.
You're not an idiot. Believe me.
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I'm telling you,
this isn't going to work.
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Well, Unless you've got
a better way to stop these goons
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from firing each other
into the heart of a star,
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I say we stick with Debbie's plan.
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Anyway, you're highly combustible.
If it goes wrong,
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you'll be vaporised before
you know you're dead.
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Well, that makes me feel
so much better.
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-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
Mwah.
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-Where've you been?
-I've just been
home to make a video with the wife.
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Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah.
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What was the secret word
I was supposed to say
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to warn you if someone was coming?
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Someone's...coming.
Someone's coming.
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Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah,
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Hoo-Hah.
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Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah,
Hoo-Hah. Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah -
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Can I just take this opportunity
to say that I...
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I have an idea. Why don't you
-be the stick?
-Don't be a baby.
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You're quite right, Mr Havelock.
The view is breathtaking.
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Oh... I'm pleased you think so,
Miss Fanshaw.
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You see, I've been searching for the
perfect moment to ask you something.
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GASPS)
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-Miss Fanshaw... Rachel.
-Oh!
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Would...
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Oh.
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Oh, good.
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Oh!
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Nick...
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Ah!
Go again, please!
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The temple of the Sun Gods.
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It's beautiful.
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"What's in the box?
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Yup, that's -
I am Argos the Sun God."
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The Sun-God!
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"You have, like so many before you,
travelled far to seek our approval."
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Yes. I was fired from the mighty -
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"But all have fallen short until
now.
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You must go from this place
and return to your world
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with the blessing
of the Gods, my son."
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I'm to be the Hoo-Hah?
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"But never again can your people
seek our help."
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What?
"You must dismantle the sun-cannon,
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for you shall no longer
need our counsel."
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But...how will we -
"Instead you will throw open
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the doors
of the Great Hall of Wisdom,
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and all your people
will learn from the books therein.
235
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Let wisdom and knowledge
be your guiding light.
236
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Go now from this place
and do mine bidding.
237
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For the age of enlightenment
is upon you."
238
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Yes. Yes!
239
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Oow!
240
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"It just feels a bit big.
I mean, the writing's great, Debs.
241
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,280
I could do one of my Shakespeares
for safety?
242
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,160
To be or not to be -"
243
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,480
Well?
Fine, thanks. Yourself?
244
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,520
Oh, the thing.
245
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,160
Yes. My minions found the
Ninny village and as you predicted
246
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they just handed over
a whole load of...
247
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,600
Oh. I come back.
248
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,000
So, you have the precious stones?
100 weight, Your Eminence.
249
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,840
Excellent.
Finally, a war chest for our cause.
250
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,800
Soon this realm shall be mine.
251
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,680
I'm having them cut and polished
as we speak, Your Eminence.
252
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:03,760
Behold. I felt it would be easier
to trade gems of such rare beauty.
253
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,080
Initiative.
Perhaps there is hope for you yet.
254
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,120
Oh, stop it, Your Eminence.
255
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,520
How long until
all the stones are cut?
256
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:19,240
-How long?
-Oh.
Until you've done the rest.
257
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,440
Oh. I - I did say
there'd be some wastage.
258
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,680
How much wastage?
The rest.
259
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,680
100 weight of precious stones,
and this is it?
260
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,800
What can I say? She's a fussy girl.
261
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,200
You incompetent fool!
262
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,040
You incompetent fool!
Don't listen to him!
263
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,480
No, you. You cretin.
Oh.
264
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,520
Demons.
265
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,000
Feed him in there.
What?
266
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,040
Oh, no, no. No, no. Hold on.
Please! Please!
267
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,400
Oh, hi, Neil!
268
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I'm working.
Oh, my final embrace!
269
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Oh, she squeeze so tightly!
270
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,040
What a world, what a world,
what a world.
271
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,760
He was weird, right?
-Oh, yeah.
-So weird.
272
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Right then. Let's do this.
Roger that.
273
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Hello?
274
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I'm trying to get back to...
Ooh!
275
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And lo, Ninny David did return
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from the heart of the sun.
277
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And spake unto his peoples the
teachings of The Great God I Am 30.
278
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,520
In accordance
with his proclamations,
279
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,920
the sun-cannon was unmade.
280
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:05,240
And the doors to the Great
Temple of Wisdom were thrown open.
281
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From Monday to Friday,
with a half day on Saturday.
282
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And with knowledge now
as their ally,
283
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the great ignorance and walliness
284
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that had long plagued Ninny-kind
285
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,720
was replaced
with blessed illumination.
286
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,080
Oh...gently.
287
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,840
With the writings as their guide,
288
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,760
the trappings of stupidity
289
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,760
were consigned to the throwing
things away bucket of history.
290
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turning their non-evolution
291
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into the exact opposite.
292
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Un-non-evolution.
293
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And things got generally better.
294
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Mary, I'm home! Finally.
295
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You. Those stones you gave us.
296
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We need some more, pronto.
297
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Right you are.
298
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,920
How would you like to pay for those?
Huh?
299
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,520
Don't tell me... Debbie!
300
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,000
This won't go down well.
301
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,040
Oh, yeah. Darren saw my showreel.
Yeah?
302
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,920
He said it was
absolute...ly brilliant.
303
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
Really bold, he said. Original.
304
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,720
Yeah. Reckons I might get to play
Zeus if we do that Greek thing.
305
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,840
Well, that's great. That's really -
306
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I am Argos the Sun God.
307
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And I demand...
308
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,280
Yeah. Maybe not.
No, no. Pete.
309
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Leave the hat on.
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