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I just don't get it.
It's only an egg.
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I'm telling you, it's giant.
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And where am I supposed to put it?
Nowhere warm.
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And whatever you do, don't sit on it.
Where are you going now?
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Well, someone has to deal with
the parents.
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Far far ago, the ancients wrote
upon the scrolls
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that dark forces
would sweep our realm
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until only Yonderland remained.
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But they told also of a saviour,
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come from a distant world
to save us from the shadows.
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Apparently
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I'm so sorry, Pete.
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It's fine.
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I know you've been busy
with...whatever.
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No, it's not fine,
cos it keeps happening,
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and it's not fair on you.
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But I'm gonna make it up to you, OK?
Mm.
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Debbie, you must come quickly!
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Ssh.
Oh.
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Get in the kitchen!
All right, all right, OK.
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So, this thing with the egg's sorted,
that's fine,
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but there's trouble up north now.
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The Snow Men have gathered
on the ice plains
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and we're on the brink of a cold war.
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You've got to come with me.
No.
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Great, let's get moving.
You will need gloves.
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Elf, I said no.
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Maybe I didn't get across
how cold this war is.
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I can't do this anymore.
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It has to stop.
Don't you want to help us anymore?
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This isn't about you.
I have another life here.
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Except I don't, do I, because
I'm always in there.
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Take Sports Day.
I got you to Sports Day!
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I missed the bean bag relay.
I...only know half those words.
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I just don't feel a part of my own
family anymore, and I need to be.
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Well, I don't know if you can
just stop being the Chosen One.
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I mean, you've been chosen.
And there's only one.
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We're friends, right?
Mm.
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Then help me. Please.
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This is the last thing
I'll ask of you.
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There may be a way. But...
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OK, but last time. And I am not
dealing with this war.
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What war? Oh, that! It'll blow over.
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I said no!
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But they would be perfectly preserved
to enjoy at a later date.
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For the last time,
you are not freezing my family.
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Then I can see no solution.
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Would it help
if we cast off our robes?
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No!
Debbie, your fate
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is to defeat the dark forces
and save our realm.
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To turn your back on us
would be to ignore your own destiny.
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I don't want to leave.
This place is amazing.
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Well...
Pretty good.
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And you all know what I think of
Negatus.
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You said he was a...
No need to repeat it. Family show.
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It's that I HAVE to leave,
because I...
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Er, Wise Ones,
perhaps I can explain, if I may.
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All right, then.
Leave it with me. Two minutes.
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Right, listen up.
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Oh, too far.
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And they really said yes?
Yes, there is a way, if you're sure.
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Oh!
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Oh,...good
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Now I've chipped a tooth.
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It's a world of endless joy.
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This is going to be amazing. We're
gonna have a proper date night.
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And I can take the kids to that place
that's like Alton Towers but crap.
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And friends -
do you know how long it's been
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since I went for coffee
-with a friend?
-Two minutes.
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No.
17 years.
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Stop guessing.
All right.
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And no more quests.
I am so sick of quests.
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What is it with you guys and quests?
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Well, lucky for you, there is a way
to close the portal.
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It's a quest, isn't it?
-Yeah.
-Great.
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Oh, get in!
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She's going to close the portal.
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Debbie will be gone forever and the
boss will give ME all the credit.
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It's a win-win situation - like
playing yourself at strip poker.
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Ooh, such sweet victory!
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You lot, I want you to do everything
in your power
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to help Debbie succeed in her task.
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Absolutely.
You can count on us.
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She'll fail, oh blackest of clouds.
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Hopes will wither and die
like crops in droughts...
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Listen to me! Listen!
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I want you to HELP her.
Do you understand?
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Help her.
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We understand, oh darkest one.
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Totally with you.
She'll crash and burn.
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Yes, Debbie will learn the true
nature of failure and then...
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Success!
Success.
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I meant success. What did I say?
Because I meant success?
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Oh, no.
This is the problem with snailcam -
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very easily distracted.
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It's three tasks, really.
And they must be done quickly,
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for three moons only align once
in a quinellia.
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Oh, here we go.
Get a thing, say a spell,
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put a magic jewel
in the statue's eye.
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You must travel the length
of the very land
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you wish to leave behind,
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and gather the three elements -
water, earth and fire.
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All before the three moons rise.
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Only then can the portal be closed
forever...
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ever...ever...ever.
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What are you doing?
Just adding drama.
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Oh, God.
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Urgh! Ow!
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Ow!
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OW!
Oh, stop moaning!
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It's a brilliant short-cut.
Yeah, if you're three foot tall.
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I nearly lost an eye!
You could always crawl.
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And you could always find the path.
Paths are for trolls.
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Besides, we're nearly there now.
Nearly where, exactly?
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Our first stop.
The Sacred Spring of Gesundheit.
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The water that rises there
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is said to stem from the very centre
of our world.
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Does it cure toothache?
No.
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Happy days
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Come on.
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Welcome.
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Welcome to
the Sacred Spa of Gesundheit.
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Bless you.
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We are the...
..guardians of the water...s.
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I'm Debbie. Hi.
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This place is beautiful.
Thank...
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..you, Deb...
..ie.
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Do you require a treatment,
question mark?
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No, actually,
I'm a bit pushed for time.
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Something about three moons
in a willennium.
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I just need some of your sacred
water, if you can spare it.
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Ah, that puts us in a rather
difficult posi...tion.
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You see, the sacred waters
of Gesundheit...
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Bless you.
..are not to be rushed or hurried.
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Such subtle elixir cannot be herded
into some bottle
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like a common cordial
or urine sample.
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It is to be savoured, absorbed,
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enjoy...
..ed.
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Massaged into tired muscles, maybe.
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Or gently irrigated through...
..a grubby colon.
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After which, a small vial
of our cool water is yours.
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To take away. Complimentary.
..tary.
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We do need the water.
Go on, have a massage.
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No! I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Well, I'm sure they've seen worse.
Come on, you've earned it.
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Boys, she'll have the works.
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Yeah, but...m-maybe skip
the colon thing though, OK?
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Wow, they ARE big.
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Ta-da!
Wow!
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And if it's not inappropriate,
hubba-hubba!
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It's inappropriate.
All right.
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Tawit-tawoo!
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We hope that you feel...
..rested and rejuvenate...
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..ed.
I want to talk about saying more.
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No.
Why?
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Please, Debbie, take the water.
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Guard it well.
Oh, I will.
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And thank you so much.
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Do you require...
..another appoint...
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No, I'm afraid
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I won't be coming back.
Because of the hose?
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Was the pressure too...
No, no, that was fine.
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It's just, um, I'm gonna have to
leave this world. For good.
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Oh.
Then we wish you the best, Debbie.
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May your life ever be filled
with health,...
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..hope, and...
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I'm telling Mother.
Do you what you want, mate,
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you normally do.
Why are you like this?
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Because.
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Nice place, eh? Can't find
a spa like that just anywhere.
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I know what you're doing.
What?
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It was lovely,
but it doesn't change anything.
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Never said it did.
Oh, come on.
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Where are you taking me next?
Comfy Pillow Hollow
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Relaxington-by-sea
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Um...
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Ya-ha-ha!
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Not exactly.
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Ennythingos.
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Home of the sacred fire,
and our equivalent of the clap,
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so just don't.
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Hey! Mwah!
Thank you.
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Is it always like this?
No, must be off-season.
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But you still have to be careful -
it can be pretty intoxicating.
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There's this weird steam
that makes you...
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Hot sausage! Look who it is!
I don't believe it!
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Clovis!
La-la-la-la-la-la!
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Wow!
What happened to your eye?
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I know! It grew back.
Fingers crossed for the other one.
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Magic times!
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So what brings you here?
Stag do is what it is.
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Oh, did someone mention the stag?
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Hey!
Oh, hello.
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I thought you were already married.
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Yeah, well, it er...turns out
that she was a poacher.
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I don't want to talk about this,
actually, if that's all right.
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So let's get a drink!
What are we waiting for?
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Yo-yo.
Hello.
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Are you married?
I am, yeah.
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That's a shame. A real shame.
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Hey! How you doing?
Welcome to Ennythingos.
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Ba-boom! I am Bombero.
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Hi, I'm Debbie.
Debbie? I love it!
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Oh, my God! So, first time, Debbie?
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Er, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to...
Do it.
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I need to...
Do it.
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You don't know what it is yet.
Wow, you really ARE new.
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Here in Ennythingos,
we do what we like.
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We don't care. We love it.
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Do we love it?
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Ba-boom! You see?
That's the joy of Ennythingos.
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All options are available to you.
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Oh, so literally anything goes.
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Right! Then it would rhyme.
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Signwriter!
I love it! Ba-boom!
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Yes! You see, the only thing
that you have to do
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is have fun.
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No responsibilities.
No responsibilities?
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No way. You do what you like.
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You want to sleep on a plank?
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Do it!
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You want to marry a balloon?
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Do it!
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You want to kiss a wizard
passionately on the face?
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Do it!
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Well! I think I just got engaged!
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So tell me, Debbie,
what is it that you want?
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Um... I want, um...
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Whatever you want.
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Hm?
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I...I just want...
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I want to go home, actually,
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so I need to get
some of your sacred fire.
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What?
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You want to take our sacred fire?
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Yeah.
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Do it!
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Hey!
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Here we are. All yours.
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You just have to go in there.
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What's that smell?
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I don't smell anything.
So, how do I get the fire?
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Just do it!
I'll get your fire for you! Sure!
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Oh, thanks. Are you guys like
fireproof or something?
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He just...
I know. I saw.
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But don't worry, baby,
I'm gonna do it.
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Argh!
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I'll get your fire for you.
Yes, please!
249
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They're burning up!
No, no, no, no, no!
250
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Nothing bad is happening.
251
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,240
They're just doing
whatever they want.
252
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No consequences. No repercussions.
253
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,960
Ba-boom! Now you get it.
254
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,200
I want that fire.
You want the fire,
255
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,600
take it.
256
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,640
She'll die if she goes in there.
Well, that's good, innit?
257
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,880
No, you fool!
We've got to help her, remember?
258
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,000
I'm not going in there!
You'll have to do it.
259
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,720
What? Why do I have to do it?
Go in where?
260
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,000
Do it. Do it...
261
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,360
No consequences.
262
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,880
Do it, do it...
No repercussions.
263
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,280
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Just...
264
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,600
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
..do it.
265
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,920
Debbie! No!
266
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,720
Jeff, grab her!
Come here!
267
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,120
Neil, do it!
268
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,680
Oh, this feels so wrong! Ow!
269
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,000
Ow! Oh!
270
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,280
I've got it! Argh! Argh!
271
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,680
Here's your stinking fire!
272
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,800
Yeah, you didn't want that, did you?
273
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,200
No, Jeff,
it's exactly what she DID want.
274
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,360
Oh.
This being nice is very confusing.
275
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,400
Come on.
276
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,200
She did it! She got the fire!
277
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,400
I did it. I got the fire!
Only one more to go now.
278
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,520
I don't even know how I did that!
I...
279
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,520
I know. Let's go clubbing.
What?
280
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,760
And then get chips.
And watch Dirty Dancing.
281
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,280
Ah, that is tremendous.
282
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,280
I can't seem to feel a thing.
283
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,960
Somebody hold me.
284
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,680
Ow! Ow!
285
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,680
Ow! No, still need root canal.
286
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,080
God knows where my roots are.
287
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,000
Why's my brain got a heart beat?
288
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,120
Look.
289
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,440
The Kingdom of the Parvuli,
keepers of the earth.
290
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,480
It is said
they protected the graceland
291
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,040
since the very birth of our world.
292
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,920
Come on.
293
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,240
Are you sure?
294
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,440
Hello.
295
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600
Can it really be?
296
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,200
Debbie!
297
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,840
Debbie! Debbie! Debbie! Debbie!
298
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,120
Tales of your kindness and bravery
have touched our tiny hearts.
299
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,320
Look, she doesn't work solo.
300
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,480
So what brings you
to our humble kingdom,
301
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,120
oh Debbie of the glossy hair
and pretty dress?
302
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,000
I kind of need a favour, actually.
303
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,920
I need some of your sacred earth.
304
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,600
I meant to say please.
305
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:48,240
Why do you want the earth, oh Debbie
of excellent skin and nice legs?
306
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,880
I need it for a ritual
to close the portal
307
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,040
between my world and yours.
308
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,000
Because, you see, I can't be
the Chosen One anymore.
309
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,320
I'm sorry.
310
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,360
We are sorry, too. We didn't mean
to make your life difficult.
311
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,120
What does it matter if everything
goes all horrible again
312
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,280
and Negatus takes our home?
313
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,360
We'll get by. Truffle!
314
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,520
Clinky!
Fetch Debbie the earth she needs.
315
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,360
Oh, I feel really...
Debbie, would it be all right
316
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,480
if I sang you a thank-you song?
317
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,960
Oh, God, here they go.
318
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,600
Oh, you don't need to do that,
honestly.
319
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,240
♪ Oh, Debbie, you came into our world
320
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,160
♪ And made our lives complete
321
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,880
♪ Oh, Debbie,
you made us feel so snug
322
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,400
♪ Just like a fitted sheet
323
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,440
♪ Oh, Debbie, you came to help us
324
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,360
♪ And now that help must end
325
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,480
♪ You may not be our saviour
326
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:59,880
♪ But you'll always be our friend
327
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,160
♪ Thank you, Debbie
328
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,280
♪ For everything you've done
329
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,320
♪ Thank you, Debbie
330
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:20,520
♪ You're still our Chosen One
331
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,320
Thank you, Debbie
332
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,640
♪ For everything you've done
333
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,800
♪ Thank you, Debbie
334
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:40,240
♪ You're still our Chosen One
335
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,400
♪ Feel not guilty, Debbie
336
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,160
♪ As you may have done enough
337
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:56,200
♪ For though you never
found your fate
338
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:03,400
♪ You showed us
339
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,120
♪ Love ♪
340
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,080
Oh.
Oh, God, I hate them all.
341
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,120
Mm.
342
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,080
Debbie, we have to do the ritual.
It's now or never.
343
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,320
Yeah. Let's go.
344
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,200
Thank you. Bye.
345
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,440
Bye.
346
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,480
She's all right, isn't she?
347
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,120
I would, mate. I would.
Mm.
348
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,120
Well, here we are.
349
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,160
Yep, here we are.
350
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,840
Once we do this,
it cannot be undone.
351
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,560
Look into your heart, Debbie.
Are you sure?
352
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,440
Yeah, I'm sure.
353
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,480
Let's close the portal.
354
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,160
The fire first.
355
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,360
And now the water from Gesundheit.
356
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,400
Bless you.
357
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,000
And the earth from the Parvuli.
358
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,120
It's beautiful.
359
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,240
Now, to close the portal forever,
360
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,600
you must cast Nick into the flames.
361
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,040
He must be destroyed.
362
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,840
Nick? You never said that...
Now look here.
363
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,720
I'm an old stick with a gammy tooth.
It'll be a blessed relief.
364
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,120
Come along. Finish it.
365
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,160
Nick, I'll never forget
the sacrifice that...
366
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,360
Yes, yes, yes.
Get on with it, will you?
367
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,320
And...job done.
368
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,280
We should report in. Come on.
369
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,800
I wanted to see the portal.
Oh, grow up!
370
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,360
Seen one portal,
you've seen 'em all. Come on.
371
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,920
Well? What are you waiting for?
372
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,120
Oh, look, she's having a flashback.
373
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,880
Well?
374
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,360
I can't do it.
375
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,920
I mean,
how am I supposed to leave this?
376
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,840
I can't complain
that I've never been to Paris
377
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,400
and then throw away
the magical world in my cupboard.
378
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,880
But what about Bob and the kids?
It's Peter.
379
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,280
They're my family. I'll find time.
380
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,640
I breast-fed twins,
I can make THIS work.
381
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,120
I'll just make THIS my "me" time.
382
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,080
I mean,
who needs an overpriced coffee
383
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,040
when you've got a tribe of teddy
bears that'll sing you a song called
"We Love Debbie"?
384
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,880
I believe it was "Thank you, Debbie."
But I take your point.
385
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,200
So does this mean you're staying?
Yeah.
386
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,000
Well, I'm the Chosen One.
Haven't you heard?
387
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,800
See? Told 'em
she'd never go through with it.
388
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,800
Bit of a close shave.
Gonna tell her you made it all up?
389
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,840
Hm, probably not today.
390
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,320
Your tooth feeling better?
Oh, you know, it's er...
391
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,880
Oh. Oh, good.
392
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,480
Argh!
393
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,480
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