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You know, I think fall is finally here
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I just saw the first drunk of
the season turn yellow
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and tumble gently to the ground
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I tripped, okay?
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What is with a picnic
in November anyway?
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I'm freezing my perfect peach off
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Oh, yeah
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This is it
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This is perfect
Right here
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And, Jack, take off that hat
It makes you look like a woman
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Oh, it wasn't the hat
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- Why are we doing this?
- Come on
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It's sunny
It's New Yorky
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I read this thing in "O,"
the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics
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and I've been dying to try one
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Oprah can be a lot of fun
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And there's no one I'd rather
have watching my back in a bar fight
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Hey, guys
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Sorry we're late
We grabbed a couple hot dogs
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- I told you I was making tapas
- I know
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- Hey, guys
- Oh...Leo
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I don't know if we have
enough food for five people
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That's okay
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Grace just ate enough
hot dogs for five people
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Honey, you got a lump under that arm
You might wanna have that looked at
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Come on
It's November in the park
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I thought we'd, you know
toss around a football
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Um, look, Leo
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I know you're new here
And, um
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we don't want you to think
we're really cliquey
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and don't let anyone
in our little group
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But, um
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well... we're really cliquey
We don't want anyone
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in our little group,so...
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[WILL AND KAREN NOD.]
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So, if you wanna break
into the fag four
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this symbol of gay
oppression has to go
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Come on, Jackie
Get rid of it
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Who knew I could do that?
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Ladies and gentlemen
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Prepare yourselves for
the finest feast this side of Barcelona
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My gift to you
Enjoy
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It's a boomerang
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It went around the world
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My platanas bravas ruined
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splattered all over this cashmere throw
and look at these broken ramekins
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You're a trip, Will
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Oh, sweetie
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It's probably going to
take a while to clean up
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We're gonna go make out
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Holy cripes
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Am I outside?
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Oh, how sweet
Look at that cute duck
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Oh, that's not a duck
It's a rat
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Why is that little girl
feeding it popcorn?
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Not our business
Keep walking
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Come on, lets go!
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Aw, that poor bride
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So hard to find a bathroom in the park
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May I have your attention, please?
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Can we get all
the brides and grooms?
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Quickly people
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Hey, kid, can you tell us
what's going on here?
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Did you just call me kid?
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You're Katie Couric
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- I love you!
- Well, thank you
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I'm sure if we spent
more time together
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I'd love you too
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So, uh, what is going on here?
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Talking with Katie
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We're just having this mass wedding
Some stupid stunt for sweeps
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Oh, if you're here
where in the world is Matt Lauer?
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Laughin' with Katie
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Yeah, I asked myself
the same damn question
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when they told me
I had to work on a Sunday
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as if being cute and perky five days
a week isn't enough hard enough
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I hear that
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Hey, you two look happy
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Would you like to get married today?
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Sure. Yeah, why not?
What do you say?
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Yeah, why not?
We'll help the ratings
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Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?
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What are you doing?
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I'm serious
We met in the park
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Let's get married in the park
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But this is just--
I mean, we're talking about--
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We've only known each other
like, two months
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Grace
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Come on, you know
we're gonna do it eventually
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You know what?
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I'm doing this all wrong
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Grace Adler
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I love you
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and I want to spend
the rest of my life with you
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So here, today
right now, in front of God...
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and Katie Couric
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I'm asking you...
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Will you marry me?
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Yes
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Yes, I will
Let's do it
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This is just a temporary ring, right?
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윌 & 그레이스
5시즌 에피소드 08&09
(Marry Me A Little)
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영문 대본 : http://www.durfee.net/will/
딕테이션 : 김선임(sunim113@lycos.co.kr)
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싱크 : 이성의(blackmoon80@nate.com)
테스트 : 이미래(hamsuter@nate.com)
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자막 제작 - 네이트 드라마 24 자막팀
(http://club.nate.com/24)
Will & Grace 자막팀
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That was a disaster
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Tapas in the park
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That's the last time I cook
something out of a magazine
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Ooh, "Gourmet" has a special on
savory pies of Edinburgh
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Save your appetites, lassies!
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Hey, what happened to Grace
and that foreign fellow
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she's been hangin' around with?
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Maybe they went to the Guggenheim
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That's a real place, right?
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What happened to you guys?
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Are you gonna tell them or shall I?
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Well, if you don't mind
I kinda want to
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Okay
Go ahead
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Okay
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We met Katie Couric!
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No, no
That's not the news
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We got married!
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What?
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Just now, in the park
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What?
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There was this mass wedding
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What?!
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Leo made me
a ring out of a dandelion
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He asked
I said yes
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I threw a pretzel bouquet
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A duck caught it
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It was all just so romantic
And we're married
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Oh, my god, Grace!
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Well, well, well
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Look who penetrated the inner circle
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And then he stuck around
and married her
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Don't get too comfy
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You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm...
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you can just as easily be
Mimi Rogered out
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Huh?
Hey
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What do you think?
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Wow
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What a surprise
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That's crazy
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Just spring it on us like that
That's--that's great
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- Leo, great
- Thanks
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And, Grace...
best of luck
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"Best of luck"?
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Well, thanks for coming to
my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem
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Have a safe drive to
back to Syosset
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I don't know what half
those words meant
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- Um, what's going on?
- What? Nothing
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I'm happy for you
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You know, it's the biggest
moment of your life
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Why would you include me?
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I-I don't matter
I'm nothing
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Best of luck
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Oh, Will...
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that is so...
freakin' lame! / Ow!
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You listen to me, Will Truman
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I know that this is sudden and
not the way we thought it was gonna be
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but you are my best friend
and you will be thrilled for me
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- Would you-- You're hurting me!
- It's about me! I'm the bride!
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- I'm the bride!
- Whoa, whoa
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- Take it easy. Whoa, hey
- I'm the bride! You hear me?!
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Take it easy
Don't break him
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I still need him for
the 20% of you I can't handle
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Hey, uh, help me out, guys
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Come on, Grace
You're married!
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Let's celebrate by throwing away
most of your clothes
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I don't need to
throw away my clothes
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Yeah, come on
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What about the whorey-lookin' stuff
you use to pick up guys?
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Let's go
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- Will, are you okay, man?
- I'm fine
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I just wish if Grace was going to
finish the Hershey syrup
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that she wouldn't put the empty can
back in the refrigerator!
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I'm the bride!
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Look, uh--
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Will, I know you feel left out
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Would it help to know that right
before we got married Grace said
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"I really wish Will were here?"
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And I said, "Me too?"
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- Really?
- I just asked, would it help?
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Cutting the tension with cruelty
How thoughtful of you
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I'm sorry
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I know you and Grace
have been friends forever
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And I just come and
whisk her away like that
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- It's gotta hurt
- It does
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Look, I know that I-I-I put outthis tough-guy image
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I know people think of me as
all hard and strong and macho-y
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Look at this flower arrangement
it's atrocious
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The truth is, it does hurt
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I'm never going to have
a wedding of my own and I--
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being a part of Grace's
was important to me
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What are you talking about?
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You--you can have a wedding
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Oh, please!
Gay weddings?
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Some witchy lesbian waves a stick
over you on a beach somewhere
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While a drag queen
sings "Evergreen."
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I'm talking about
a traditional wedding
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Grace and I used to
stay up nights
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talking about
what hers would be like
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I didn't have a hell of
a lot going on at the time
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I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux
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big through here
and small through here
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She'd have a gorgeous gown
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Small through here
and big through here
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At the reception
I-I'd make a great toast
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And everybody would
laugh at the right places
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and cry in the right places
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And then we'd do this great dance
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that we'd tell everybody
we hadn't worked on
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but secretly we had
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We can still do all that
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- I-I didn't know you were--
- I mean
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it may not be the first dance
but it could be the second
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Are you talking about
a wedding reception?
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'Cause I'd really be into that
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You guys would do that for me?
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No, not just--
Yeah
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Just for you
all for you
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I am going to be so beautiful
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Jack, Jack
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Hey
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It's almost time for my toast
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so give me a really
good introduction, okay?
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Okay, I got it
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It should not include the words
"bald," "fat," or "impotent."
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Okay, give me five minutes
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Give it to me
Change it up
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Fire! / Give it to me
Change it up
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Give it to me
Change it up
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This all happened so fast
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I don't even know from Leo
I'm not sure I approve
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- He's a Jewish doctor
- Ooh, I love him!
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Don't cock it up
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Congratulations, Leo
We're so happy for you guys
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Hey, thanks
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We're just a bunch of
old married folks now
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Well, you are
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Our marriage isn't recognized
by the State of New York
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Mazel tov
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Het, honey
You wanna dance?
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Well, let's see about that, Rob
I'm carrying a boulder on my groin
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and my feet have swollen
twice their natural size
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Yeah. Let's cut a rug, honey
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Rosie, how come we've
never gotten together?
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Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra
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Excuse me
Excuse me
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Excuse me
Excuse me
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00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,754
Excuse me!
255
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,463
Hi
256
00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:15,031
Now it's time to
toast the lovely couple
257
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:18,684
And who better to start things off
than the most important person
258
00:13:18,684 --> 00:13:20,467
in Grace's life
259
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,231
Her friend, her confidant
260
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:29,744
And it pains me to admit this
but the most gorgeous man I know
261
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,668
Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome to the stage
262
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,943
me!
263
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:41,910
Grace
Leo
264
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,203
What can I say about
you two beautiful kids?
265
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,428
Except...
266
00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:48,326
Acting is a craft which
has been around
267
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:51,439
for literally many, many years
268
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,727
And I should know
269
00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:54,392
I'm Jack McFarland
270
00:13:54,392 --> 00:13:57,924
creator of the McFarland Method
271
00:13:58,473 --> 00:14:02,216
which has helped countless
aspiring actors, actresses
272
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,431
and act-transgender individuals...
273
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:10,162
There's some very
interesting people here
274
00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:12,339
Just wait, mom
275
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:16,270
Now let's hear from another
very important person in Grace's life
276
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:19,205
One who has been there for
her through sick and sin
277
00:14:19,205 --> 00:14:22,230
A great man
ladies and gentlemen...
278
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,293
Karen Walker
279
00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:29,159
Thank you
280
00:14:31,263 --> 00:14:34,890
Grace, Leon
281
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:40,233
This is truly a wonderful evening
282
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,612
See, folks
283
00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:46,391
Some people do buy the cow
How 'bout that? Thanks
284
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:50,780
Well, I am so, so happy
for you both
285
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,044
Thank you, everyone
286
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,450
Man, there are a lot of Jews here
287
00:14:58,073 --> 00:14:58,986
Thank you
288
00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:01,370
Well, I guess that's everyone
289
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:05,077
So thank you for coming
Enjoy your m--
290
00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:10,786
Hi
291
00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:17,064
I remember the first time I met Grace
It was freshman year at Columbia
292
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:20,361
And I was pretty much
like any other college guy
293
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,707
I lived in the dorm
with the bare essentials...
294
00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:27,429
futon, stereo, cast iron
enamel fondue pot
295
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:33,300
Anyway, one night I was making up
a batch for myself and my roommate Rob
296
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,651
I am not gay, everyone!
297
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:39,029
Do you hear that?
I love the ladies
298
00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:41,447
I'm a breast man
299
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:47,064
So, um, the chocolate was just
coming to a gentle boil
300
00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:52,903
when this creature appeared
at my door... sniffing
301
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:55,392
I looked at her
302
00:15:55,392 --> 00:15:56,749
She looked at the chocolate
303
00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,256
and the two of them have been
together ever since
304
00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:01,070
No, no, no
305
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:04,634
I joke a lot about Grace, but...
306
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:08,881
well, truth is I couldn't be
happier for her today
307
00:16:08,881 --> 00:16:10,118
Leo...
308
00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:13,535
I was the first man to
ask her to marry me
309
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:16,166
And I know you're
going to be the last
310
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:18,809
To you guys
311
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,923
Larry, you should get up
and say something
312
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:25,396
- They spoke at our wedding
- That was a gay wedding
313
00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,551
It didn't really count
314
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,087
That joke isn't funny anymore
315
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,985
It is to me
316
00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,040
Hi
317
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:40,167
This reminds me of something
my grandfather once said
318
00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:44,094
"Where's that Jamaican
woman who feeds me?"
319
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,809
I'm not very good at this
320
00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:55,541
But someone who was, was Lord Byron
so I stole this from him
321
00:16:57,837 --> 00:17:02,829
"The light of love
the purity...of grace"
322
00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:07,731
"The mind, the music
breathing from her face"
323
00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:11,803
"the heart whose softness
harmonized the whole"
324
00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:19,460
"That eye was in itself a soul."
325
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,674
To my wife
326
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:31,762
Thank you
327
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,306
You know, I'm feeling
so many things right now
328
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:37,469
it's hard to put them into words
329
00:17:38,836 --> 00:17:42,124
So I thought I would express
myself in a different way
330
00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:51,550
Please don't let this feeling end
it might not come again
331
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:55,286
and I want to remember--
332
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,485
- Salads are out!
- What?
333
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,027
Oh, I don't--
I don't see salad
334
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:01,327
Oh, they're coming
Right, everybody?
335
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:11,854
I'll have one of those
Thank you
336
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:20,342
What was that?
337
00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:22,610
- I was just taking a mini quiche
- I know what you were doing!
338
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,420
You were checking out that hussy
339
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,424
yeah
340
00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:27,300
Let me tell you something, boy
341
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,597
Now that you're married
342
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:33,821
the only mini quiches you should be
paying attention to are Grace's
343
00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:36,997
You're a little bit scary, aren't you?
344
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,151
Listen to me, mister
345
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,046
If I hear that you have
hurt my Gracie in any way
346
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:46,252
I will hurt you, yeah
347
00:18:46,898 --> 00:18:48,330
I have people
348
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:52,912
I'm not gonna say who
But I do
349
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,679
Hello
350
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,212
Leo!
351
00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:05,439
Time to cut the cake
Okay, everyone!
352
00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:07,005
Come on up
353
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:10,954
Okay, you are the doctor
354
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,566
I will follow your lead
355
00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:13,792
Okay, I'm not a doctor
356
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,260
I just said that so you'd marry me
357
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,304
Well, he's kidding
358
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:20,484
He better be
359
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,515
You want some--
360
00:19:29,249 --> 00:19:31,709
- Oh, you wa--
- No, no, no, that's fine
361
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:35,466
Where are you kids
going on your honeymoon?
362
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,335
We haven't really talked about it yet
363
00:19:37,335 --> 00:19:39,952
You should take
her to your cabin
364
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:40,991
You have a cabin?
365
00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:42,943
Yeah, I go there to fish
366
00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:43,836
You fish?
367
00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:45,762
Mm-hmm
I learned in Africa
368
00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:47,598
You were in Africa?
369
00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:49,763
Yeah, when I was with
Doctors Without Borders
370
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,661
You were with
Doctors Without Borders?
371
00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,676
Have you two met?
372
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:58,883
So, Grace, are you going to
keep your last name?
373
00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:01,537
Um, I haven't really
thought about it
374
00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:04,314
How many grandkids
can I count on?
375
00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:05,551
I don't know...
376
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,185
- Five
- Two
377
00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:08,806
- Four
- Three
378
00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:11,576
Oh, we haven't talked
about it yet / Yeah
379
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:14,307
Yikes, that's the first thing
I'd talk about
380
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:18,095
Well, didn't you cover any of
this in your premarital counseling?
381
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,542
We didn't have any
premarital counseling
382
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:23,187
Well, that's one way to go
383
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:25,324
Hey, hey
384
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,207
Let's give the newlyweds
a break here
385
00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:28,631
I'm sure they know
all the important stuff
386
00:20:28,631 --> 00:20:32,179
Like favorite song
Favorite movie
387
00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:34,157
Birthdays?
388
00:20:34,157 --> 00:20:35,729
No?
389
00:20:35,729 --> 00:20:37,564
Doesn't matter
390
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,248
Don't worry, Grace
391
00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:44,471
Marvin will fill you
in on all that stuff
392
00:20:44,471 --> 00:20:47,689
That's right, Eleanor
Who's Marvin?
393
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,343
That'd be me
394
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,402
Your name is Marvin?
395
00:20:54,402 --> 00:20:55,807
Yeah, yeah
396
00:20:55,807 --> 00:21:00,376
People always call me "Leo"...
'cause my name's Marvin
397
00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:09,150
You just married a guy, and you
don't even know his name?
398
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:10,453
Silly
399
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,556
It's okay, honey
400
00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:16,200
He's been calling you
"Grace" this whole time
401
00:21:17,937 --> 00:21:19,223
I don't know your name?
402
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:22,264
Come on, my first wife didn't
have a problem with that. Huh?
403
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:24,189
You were married before?!
404
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:26,957
Okay, wrong time to try that joke
405
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,560
Are you okay, baby?
406
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,247
Um, no, I'm--
407
00:21:34,479 --> 00:21:36,475
Excuse me
408
00:21:37,856 --> 00:21:39,549
Excuse me
409
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:42,848
I knew she'd cock it up
410
00:21:57,519 --> 00:21:58,608
Where are you going?
411
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,431
You're blowin' this way
out of proportion
412
00:22:00,431 --> 00:22:02,298
You're like a stranger to me...
413
00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:04,071
Marvin
414
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:08,347
I might as well have married
my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15
415
00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:11,517
who sent me love letters
on Hello Kitty stationary
416
00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:14,851
Actually over there
it'd be Shalom Kitty
417
00:22:15,652 --> 00:22:17,697
Please don't joke right now
418
00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:19,729
That was weird up there
419
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,880
I don't even know
when your birthday is
420
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,308
Okay, you wanna know
some stuff about me? Here you go
421
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:29,654
I believe when I hold my breath
the guy on TV's going to make the basket
422
00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:33,108
I'm in a Doors cover band
consisting entirely of surgeons called
423
00:22:33,108 --> 00:22:35,733
"The Operating Room Doors."
424
00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:42,526
And my deepest, darkest secret is
that I don't like any food with raisins in it
425
00:22:42,526 --> 00:22:44,937
but I do like raisins
426
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:49,450
See, we already have a problem
427
00:22:50,271 --> 00:22:52,303
I love raisins
428
00:22:52,303 --> 00:22:53,832
In everything!
429
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:58,848
I even went to see A Raisin in the Sun
because I thought there'd be raisins in it
430
00:22:59,037 --> 00:23:03,120
Grace, we have a whole lifetime
to get to know each other, baby
431
00:23:03,621 --> 00:23:05,332
I don't know
432
00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:08,489
I don't know
I just wish that
433
00:23:08,489 --> 00:23:09,940
there was some way that
we could be sure
434
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:12,390
we were doing the right thing
you know. Just...
435
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,637
a sign, something
436
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:19,960
Katie?
Hi!
437
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,632
Crap. Hi!
Thanks for watching!
438
00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:22,970
Do you have your own pens?
439
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,421
No, no, no
It's Grace and Leo
440
00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:28,591
Remember, from the other day in the park
We got married because of you
441
00:23:28,591 --> 00:23:31,418
Actually I got a colonoscopy
because of you too
442
00:23:31,418 --> 00:23:33,454
Not on the same day, though
443
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,775
And not in the park
444
00:23:34,775 --> 00:23:38,165
Eee, the wedding
Sorry about that
445
00:23:38,165 --> 00:23:39,311
What?
What do you mean?
446
00:23:39,311 --> 00:23:41,853
No one called you?
Ooh, awkward
447
00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:43,538
We're scrapping
the whole wedding segment
448
00:23:43,538 --> 00:23:46,485
because the judge performing
the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York
449
00:23:46,485 --> 00:23:49,828
So all those marriages are invalid
450
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,861
Oops!
451
00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:57,639
Last time I use Tom Brokaw's
nephew as my fact checker
452
00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:03,976
I guess I wanted a sign
and I think I got it
453
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,461
We're not married
454
00:24:07,461 --> 00:24:08,747
Hey, Grace
455
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:09,902
Grace!
456
00:24:09,902 --> 00:24:11,437
Hey, hey, hey
457
00:24:11,437 --> 00:24:14,077
But we'll go to city hall tomorrow
We'll do it all over again
458
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,259
- I don't know that I can
- Why? Why not?
459
00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:19,141
- What's changed?
- Everything has changed
460
00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:22,118
I mean, the first time I said yes
it was impulsive and romantic
461
00:24:22,118 --> 00:24:24,294
and to a guy named Leo
462
00:24:24,294 --> 00:24:26,361
And now--
463
00:24:27,831 --> 00:24:30,004
We know nothing about each other
464
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,421
I knew everything I needed
to know about you
465
00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:33,665
the first time I held your hand
Grace, we're already married
466
00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:36,542
The rest is paperwork
467
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:40,893
- How can you be so sure?
- Because when it's right, you just know
468
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,552
You remember Tuesday?
469
00:24:44,823 --> 00:24:47,474
We woke up
I said, "Morning, wife."
470
00:24:47,474 --> 00:24:50,295
You said, "Hello, husband."
471
00:24:50,295 --> 00:24:52,647
Remember that?
Remember how great that was?
472
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:55,404
I want every day to be Tuesday
473
00:24:55,404 --> 00:24:57,449
Every day can't be Tuesday
474
00:24:57,449 --> 00:24:59,674
Today's Saturday
so it can't be Tuesday
475
00:24:59,674 --> 00:25:00,597
Monday can't be Tuesday
476
00:25:00,597 --> 00:25:01,754
Tuesday can't--
Well, Tuesday can
477
00:25:01,754 --> 00:25:04,239
but Wednesday definitely can't
be Tues-- / Listen, listen, listen
478
00:25:04,239 --> 00:25:05,822
Just come up with me
479
00:25:05,822 --> 00:25:08,797
And I promise you
everything is going to be fine
480
00:25:10,569 --> 00:25:12,163
Please
481
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,601
I can't
482
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,030
I need time
483
00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:20,693
I'm sorry
484
00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:28,685
That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie?
485
00:25:28,685 --> 00:25:31,732
The way Grace just kind of
spooked and ran off
486
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,561
Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire
my gun in her room
487
00:25:34,561 --> 00:25:36,739
just as she's falling asleep
488
00:25:38,397 --> 00:25:40,144
Yeah, she's really upset
489
00:25:40,144 --> 00:25:43,345
I've never seen Grace actually
run from a cake / No
490
00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:46,875
Um, hi, everyone
491
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,770
I-I have a little bit of
an announcement to make
492
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:53,186
Grace and I ran into
Katie Couric in the lobby--
493
00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:55,703
Oh!
494
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,393
And she said that
we weren't really married
495
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,948
Aw!
496
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:06,772
Turns out the judge that
married us wasn't really legit, so...
497
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,654
Anyway, we have this place till midnight
so stick around, you know
498
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:14,274
There's cake, there's booze
there's dancing
499
00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:16,758
Well, have fun
500
00:26:18,382 --> 00:26:20,212
Leo, hey
I...
501
00:26:20,892 --> 00:26:23,323
I'm sorry
You okay?
502
00:26:23,323 --> 00:26:26,186
I'm about as good as
Bill Buckner of the '86 Red Sox
503
00:26:26,186 --> 00:26:28,676
Ooh, ouch
I'm sorry
504
00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,863
Do you even know
what that means?
505
00:26:31,593 --> 00:26:37,076
No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs
of red socks obviously had issues
506
00:26:37,911 --> 00:26:39,673
- Where's Grace?
- She took off
507
00:26:39,673 --> 00:26:41,591
She--she was pretty freaked out
508
00:26:41,591 --> 00:26:44,278
Can I borrow your phone, man?
I think I need to call her
509
00:26:44,278 --> 00:26:48,994
Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna
give her some time right now
510
00:26:48,994 --> 00:26:51,150
I know Grace
She's not like you
511
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,504
She's not impulsive
512
00:26:52,504 --> 00:26:55,927
She once bought Impulse perfume
and then returned it
513
00:26:56,609 --> 00:26:58,506
That's why this whole getting
married in the park thing
514
00:26:58,506 --> 00:27:00,576
all seemed so weird to me
515
00:27:00,576 --> 00:27:04,832
Yeah, well, I guess I should
send everyone home
516
00:27:09,346 --> 00:27:12,193
Hi, it's me again
517
00:27:13,045 --> 00:27:15,984
Listen, you're not going to like
what you're about to hear
518
00:27:15,984 --> 00:27:25,297
Please don't let this feeling end
it not might come again
519
00:27:25,297 --> 00:27:31,414
and I want to remember
520
00:27:31,414 --> 00:27:34,858
To be fair, he did say we wouldn't
like what we were about to hear
521
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:38,628
I thought you needed
time to think / I did
522
00:27:38,936 --> 00:27:42,284
And I realized I want
today to be Tuesday
523
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:48,225
It's Tuesday?
524
00:27:49,207 --> 00:27:51,713
How long have I been out?
525
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,465
Okay
526
00:27:58,158 --> 00:28:00,813
So our first wedding didn't take
527
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:05,132
But we're havin' another one!
And a real one this time
528
00:28:05,132 --> 00:28:07,966
Now as for all these, ah
these lovely presents
529
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:10,818
I-I don't really know the protocol
530
00:28:10,818 --> 00:28:15,001
Let's just call them engagement gifts
Bring another one at the wedding
531
00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:23,775
Hi, welcome to the wedding
532
00:28:23,775 --> 00:28:25,786
Don't forget to sign the guest book
533
00:28:26,588 --> 00:28:28,729
Okay, who wrote
"If it doesn't work out, call me."
534
00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:30,456
That's tacky
535
00:28:31,717 --> 00:28:33,767
Don't forget to sign the guest book
536
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:37,702
Oh, perfect
I've been looking for this
537
00:28:40,993 --> 00:28:42,615
That's a little inappropriate!
538
00:28:42,615 --> 00:28:44,790
Oh, please!
This is inappropriate?
539
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:48,812
How about inviting people to watch
a man and woman get married?
540
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,176
Look how good it makes
my shoulders look
541
00:28:58,602 --> 00:28:59,937
Well, Will
542
00:29:00,177 --> 00:29:01,986
Congratulations
543
00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:05,727
I think you've done a fantastic job
at planning this wedding
544
00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:07,918
I take my pants off to you
545
00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:10,461
You've gotta be kidding me
546
00:29:10,461 --> 00:29:11,706
The photographer's late
547
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:14,385
Four people who RSVP'd
"no" just arrived with dates
548
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,220
And the cake shows up
with two grooms on it
549
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,594
Is the whole city gay?
550
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,394
Not yet
551
00:29:22,306 --> 00:29:25,043
But if all goes as planned
552
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:27,333
come Monday morning...
553
00:29:28,814 --> 00:29:29,908
And look at these boutonnieres
554
00:29:29,908 --> 00:29:31,137
Dead
555
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,400
- They're fine
- They're dead, my friend
556
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,628
They just made contact
with John Edward
557
00:29:35,628 --> 00:29:38,358
Hey, hey, hey!
Sign that guest book!
558
00:29:38,358 --> 00:29:40,609
Lady, you're a wreck!
559
00:29:43,005 --> 00:29:44,415
But it's understandable
560
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,002
Today's a big day for you
561
00:29:46,002 --> 00:29:48,207
You're not just losing a best friend
562
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,725
you're also losing a hag
563
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:54,230
She's not my hag, okay?
564
00:29:54,756 --> 00:29:56,705
She's the most important
person in my life
565
00:29:56,705 --> 00:29:57,753
who used to be in love with me
566
00:29:57,753 --> 00:30:01,174
and who for the last 15 years
has never left my side
567
00:30:01,639 --> 00:30:04,301
She's been a hell of a hag
568
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,702
- Hey, Will
- Hey
569
00:30:06,702 --> 00:30:08,867
Hey
Are you okay?
570
00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:10,200
Sure, why wouldn't I be?
571
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,762
'Cause you're losing your girl
You're single again
572
00:30:12,762 --> 00:30:15,301
Boy, I miss those days...
573
00:30:15,301 --> 00:30:17,552
That can be arranged!
574
00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:21,744
I'm joking!
I was joking
575
00:30:21,744 --> 00:30:24,573
But if you know anyone
576
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,631
Knock, knock!
577
00:30:28,631 --> 00:30:33,605
Oh, I'm here to see the daughter
of the mother of the bride
578
00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:34,866
Come on in, mom
for one minute
579
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:38,204
Now, Grace, I don't
want you to freak out
580
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:43,640
but the biggest day
of your life is ruined
581
00:30:44,812 --> 00:30:46,168
What?
582
00:30:46,572 --> 00:30:49,984
Your father's back went out
And he can't move
583
00:30:49,984 --> 00:30:51,434
How is he going to
walk me down the aisle?
584
00:30:51,434 --> 00:30:52,980
Dear, I don't know
585
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:57,167
But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich
and a TV Guide under the chuppah
586
00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:59,643
He'll find his way
587
00:31:02,076 --> 00:31:03,221
Honey
588
00:31:03,221 --> 00:31:06,572
Have Will walk you down the aisle
Yeah, it'll be perfect
589
00:31:06,572 --> 00:31:09,159
Out with the 'mo
in with the Jew!
590
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,806
Will'll love that
591
00:31:11,806 --> 00:31:15,147
He looks so beautiful in his tux
592
00:31:15,966 --> 00:31:18,091
He's not gonna be the most
beautiful one there, is he?
593
00:31:18,091 --> 00:31:19,722
Oh, honey, come on!
Don't be silly
594
00:31:19,722 --> 00:31:22,469
That's crazy talk
I'll be there
595
00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,133
Come on
596
00:31:24,547 --> 00:31:26,538
Hello?!
597
00:31:26,538 --> 00:31:31,411
Oh, Grace
You look so beautiful
598
00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:35,414
Would you mind if I gave you
a little advice my mother gave me?
599
00:31:35,414 --> 00:31:38,161
Oh, Eleanor, that would
mean so much to me
600
00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:43,639
Right before the ceremony
make sure you pee
601
00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:48,050
Because I didn't, and I ended up
saying all my vows doing that
602
00:31:48,050 --> 00:31:50,273
pee-pee dance
603
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:53,102
Thank you...
604
00:31:53,102 --> 00:31:54,538
mom
605
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:57,467
I guess now I can
call you "mom."
606
00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,580
Or Eleanor
607
00:32:05,296 --> 00:32:06,779
Gracela
608
00:32:07,124 --> 00:32:09,069
Now that we have a moment
alone together there's something
609
00:32:09,069 --> 00:32:11,261
that I wanted to say to you
610
00:32:12,358 --> 00:32:16,186
You know I've always been a little shy
when it comes to discussing
611
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,631
S-E-X
612
00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:24,060
- Otherwise known as F-U--
- Know what you're talking about
613
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:29,794
- Karen, I've had sex before
- Oh, honey, come on
614
00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:33,606
You don't have to pretend anymore
It's me you're talking to
615
00:32:33,606 --> 00:32:35,739
Carol
616
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:39,586
- Karen
- Oh, pretty
617
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:45,457
Listen, all I'm saying is
it's okay to be scared
618
00:32:45,457 --> 00:32:47,261
It's gonna hurt...
619
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:49,105
Bad
620
00:32:50,263 --> 00:32:51,367
Okay
621
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:54,302
I'll file that away with
your earlier advice on
622
00:32:54,302 --> 00:32:59,441
how to lure lesbians to your yacht
with Bain du Soleil and a flashlight
623
00:33:01,227 --> 00:33:03,005
What is all this?
624
00:33:03,005 --> 00:33:04,744
Well, I guess
625
00:33:05,344 --> 00:33:08,098
honey, it's your wedding
And, I mean...
626
00:33:08,802 --> 00:33:14,925
I wanted to be here for you to
contribute something meaningful
627
00:33:14,925 --> 00:33:15,883
you know
628
00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:18,484
To be a part of the day
629
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,083
Karen
630
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,743
You are part of the day
631
00:33:22,906 --> 00:33:24,561
You're my friend
632
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,945
Oh, honey
Really?
633
00:33:27,945 --> 00:33:30,349
Oh, look at me
I'm crying
634
00:33:30,349 --> 00:33:32,540
No, you're not
635
00:33:35,193 --> 00:33:38,137
Ladies, I said no poems
636
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,102
- There he is- Hey
637
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:45,257
Hey, buddy, how you holdin' up?
You need a handshake?
638
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:48,261
I'm fine
I'm fine
639
00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,111
Ellen, you make
a beautiful bridesmaid
640
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:50,872
Aw
641
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:53,455
Eight months pregnant--
Look at the dress she picks for me
642
00:33:53,891 --> 00:33:56,040
I hate that skinny bitch
643
00:33:57,528 --> 00:34:00,290
Maybe you oughta
skip the guest book
644
00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:04,651
Are you going to
be okay tonight, Will?
645
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,433
Julius, yes, I'll be fine
646
00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:08,837
How 'bout tomorrow night?
647
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,668
Sign the book
648
00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:20,054
- Hey, Will
- Hey
649
00:34:20,054 --> 00:34:21,994
Listen, man
I know this is gotta be
650
00:34:21,994 --> 00:34:24,736
- pretty hard on you
- It's not hard on me
651
00:34:24,736 --> 00:34:26,263
Anyway, I just wanted
to let you know
652
00:34:26,263 --> 00:34:31,229
that I'm going to really do my best
to make Grace as happy as you have
653
00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:34,302
Well, plus sex
654
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:39,685
What's the matter with
everybody? I'm fine
655
00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:42,200
- Will?
- I'm fine!
656
00:34:42,683 --> 00:34:44,901
Grace needs you
in the dressing room
657
00:34:44,901 --> 00:34:46,824
- Oh, all right
- Aw...
658
00:34:46,824 --> 00:34:47,892
What?
659
00:34:47,892 --> 00:34:50,582
Come here, chica!
660
00:34:54,939 --> 00:34:56,076
Hey
661
00:34:56,076 --> 00:34:57,601
You're not wearing that, are you?
662
00:34:57,601 --> 00:34:59,433
Well, it's white
663
00:34:59,922 --> 00:35:01,827
Yeah, that's what I mean
664
00:35:03,917 --> 00:35:06,350
I didn't think I was going
to be so nervous
665
00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:08,012
But I am
666
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:12,867
I'm doing the right thing, right?
667
00:35:12,867 --> 00:35:14,897
- Well--
- What?!
668
00:35:16,237 --> 00:35:17,525
Nothing
669
00:35:17,525 --> 00:35:20,264
No, I just-- I'm just saying--
As a friend, I want you to know
670
00:35:20,264 --> 00:35:24,999
that if you were thinking of calling it off
don't worry about the people out there
671
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,243
Don't worry about all those gifts
672
00:35:26,243 --> 00:35:29,938
You do what your heart
tells you is right
673
00:35:30,435 --> 00:35:33,236
Are you freaking
kidding me with this?!
674
00:35:33,819 --> 00:35:35,369
"If," I said "if."
675
00:35:35,369 --> 00:35:36,684
The question was rhetorical
676
00:35:36,684 --> 00:35:38,425
That means you're
supposed to say "yes."
677
00:35:38,425 --> 00:35:40,175
- That's not what "rhetorical" means
- Are we talking about
678
00:35:40,175 --> 00:35:44,394
what "rhetorical" means or about
how you're freaking me out right now?
679
00:35:44,394 --> 00:35:47,519
Am I supposed to answer
that or is that rhetorical too?
680
00:35:48,383 --> 00:35:52,175
Okay, I don't have time for this, Will
I have to get into my dress / I--
681
00:35:52,691 --> 00:35:53,996
Who says that?
682
00:35:53,996 --> 00:35:56,726
"Don't worry about the people
don't worry about all the gifts."
683
00:35:56,726 --> 00:35:59,648
Who does that?
An ass, that's who!
684
00:36:00,652 --> 00:36:03,368
It's a screen
not a soundproof booth
685
00:36:05,619 --> 00:36:07,405
Oh, isn't that sweet?
686
00:36:07,405 --> 00:36:11,356
Will's doin' her one last time
before he hands her off to Leo
687
00:36:12,521 --> 00:36:16,130
I just hope before I get married
he'll do the same for me
688
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,821
Ditto
689
00:36:18,838 --> 00:36:20,542
Hey, Kar
Can I kiss you?
690
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:22,290
- Why?
- Just 'cause
691
00:36:22,693 --> 00:36:23,955
Okay
692
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,494
- All I'm trying to say--
- Ah!
693
00:36:34,494 --> 00:36:35,906
- I just--
- No!
694
00:36:35,906 --> 00:36:38,356
- Look at it from my point--
- Don't!
695
00:36:41,321 --> 00:36:43,211
Let me tell you something, mister
696
00:36:43,894 --> 00:36:46,004
This wedding is going to happen
697
00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,267
You better get on board
698
00:36:47,267 --> 00:36:49,612
because you've gotta
walk me down the aisle
699
00:36:49,612 --> 00:36:50,869
What?
700
00:36:50,869 --> 00:36:52,048
My dad threw his back out
701
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,646
He's bent over like he's
trying to pick up a quarter
702
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,748
which is probably how he
threw out his back to begin with
703
00:36:58,412 --> 00:37:01,324
So I need you to walk
me down the aisle
704
00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:02,669
I can't do that
705
00:37:02,669 --> 00:37:04,135
I'm running this show
706
00:37:04,135 --> 00:37:07,489
I-I got a million things to attend to
G-G-G-Get Jack to do it
707
00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:09,635
I'm not having Jack walk
me down the aisle
708
00:37:09,635 --> 00:37:12,725
He'll meet someone halfway
down and ditch me!
709
00:37:13,543 --> 00:37:15,348
Well, then--
then get Karen to do it
710
00:37:15,348 --> 00:37:16,045
Karen?
711
00:37:16,045 --> 00:37:19,091
When was the last time
she could walk a straight line?
712
00:37:19,810 --> 00:37:22,882
Besides, I don't want them
I want you!
713
00:37:22,882 --> 00:37:26,243
Well, I--I can't do it
All right?
714
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,062
What do you mean, you can't do it?
715
00:37:28,062 --> 00:37:30,305
I need someone to give me away
You're my best friend
716
00:37:30,305 --> 00:37:33,159
I want it to be you
It should be you
717
00:37:33,413 --> 00:37:35,202
I don't wanna
718
00:37:36,649 --> 00:37:38,906
You don't "wanna"?
719
00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,949
Why not?
720
00:37:43,248 --> 00:37:44,966
Will?
721
00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:46,503
Look, Grace
722
00:37:46,503 --> 00:37:47,671
I'll do a lot of things for you
723
00:37:47,671 --> 00:37:50,660
I-I'll plan your wedding
I'll pick the florist
724
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:54,479
I'll--I'll even let you have
input on your dress
725
00:37:56,522 --> 00:37:59,448
But to actually be
the one that--that...
726
00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:01,985
that hands you
off to another guy...
727
00:38:03,435 --> 00:38:06,237
that I can't do
728
00:38:08,864 --> 00:38:11,346
Groom coming in
I'm not looking
729
00:38:11,346 --> 00:38:13,417
Just wanted to make sure
everything was okay in here
730
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,528
People are starting to place bets
731
00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:17,659
Apparently, you've walked
out on one of these before
732
00:38:17,659 --> 00:38:20,681
I didn't know about that
but that's cool
733
00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:23,863
- Look, Leo--
- Oh, God
734
00:38:23,863 --> 00:38:25,129
No
735
00:38:25,697 --> 00:38:29,035
No, we're getting married
Just--the thing is
736
00:38:29,035 --> 00:38:31,517
Will and I need to take a little walk
737
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:35,344
So could you just
stall them, just a little bit?
738
00:38:35,344 --> 00:38:37,115
Sure, sure, yeah
739
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,262
Just as long as you remember
740
00:38:38,262 --> 00:38:40,512
that you and I have to
take a little walk as well
741
00:38:40,512 --> 00:38:44,790
I'm a little bit nervous about
that track record of yours
742
00:38:45,897 --> 00:38:47,868
You're gone, aren't you?
743
00:38:48,319 --> 00:38:51,002
Okay, I guess this would be
as good a time as any to
744
00:38:51,002 --> 00:38:54,776
tell you about that stripper
at my bachelor party
745
00:38:59,321 --> 00:39:01,207
Grace, what are we doing up here?
746
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,562
This is ridiculous
747
00:39:02,562 --> 00:39:04,749
There is no way you're
gonna talk me into this
748
00:39:04,749 --> 00:39:06,475
Stop
749
00:39:06,949 --> 00:39:09,191
Now let me talk, okay?
750
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,275
You know the story you
always tell of when we first met?
751
00:39:13,275 --> 00:39:16,193
The one that you told at the reception?
The fondue story?
752
00:39:16,452 --> 00:39:19,227
I love how you tell it
It's a wonderful story
753
00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:21,882
Well, I am a natural storyteller
754
00:39:21,882 --> 00:39:23,043
Yeah
755
00:39:23,043 --> 00:39:26,353
- Too bad it's crap
- What?
756
00:39:26,353 --> 00:39:29,857
That was the second time we met
757
00:39:29,857 --> 00:39:32,598
The first time was right here
758
00:39:32,598 --> 00:39:34,583
on this roof
759
00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:37,535
at Nancy Jacob's party
760
00:39:38,036 --> 00:39:40,658
Nancy Ja--
No, no
761
00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:42,968
That was across from a juice bar
762
00:39:42,968 --> 00:39:44,567
Paradise Juice
763
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,859
Right over there
where that parking lot is
764
00:39:46,859 --> 00:39:49,307
Oh, typical
765
00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:53,017
They pave Paradise, and
they put up a parking lot
766
00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:55,895
You were here?
767
00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:57,253
Yup
768
00:39:57,754 --> 00:40:01,921
I thought you were the cutest guy
I had ever seen
769
00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:04,960
So I came up to you
and I asked for a drink
770
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,751
And you were so sweet
the way you held that funnel for me
771
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:14,739
And then I stumbled back
to Nancy and I said
772
00:40:14,739 --> 00:40:19,471
"That's the man I'm going to
spend the rest of my life with."
773
00:40:19,471 --> 00:40:20,282
Well...
774
00:40:20,282 --> 00:40:22,241
we say things when we're young
775
00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:26,034
I said Human League would
be bigger than the Beatles
776
00:40:26,034 --> 00:40:28,591
Will, I may be getting married today
777
00:40:29,403 --> 00:40:32,243
but when I said I was going to
spend the rest of my life with you
778
00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:34,018
I wasn't wrong
779
00:40:34,018 --> 00:40:35,993
- Well, except--
- No
780
00:40:35,993 --> 00:40:38,069
I wasn't wrong
781
00:40:41,007 --> 00:40:43,978
- Now let's jump
- What?
782
00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:47,276
Let's keep going, Thelma
783
00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:07,017
You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar when I met you...
784
00:41:07,017 --> 00:41:11,553
I picked you out and shook you up
and turned you around
785
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:16,923
turned you into someone new...
786
00:41:19,391 --> 00:41:22,634
Don't tell Leo I had the first dance
787
00:41:41,953 --> 00:41:44,797
Anybody lose one of these?
788
00:41:46,010 --> 00:41:48,771
Hey, a little traveling music, please
789
00:41:55,766 --> 00:41:57,447
Honey, look at him
790
00:41:57,447 --> 00:42:02,301
After all these years, Will and Grace
are finally getting married
791
00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:04,695
- Am I crying yet?
- Still no
792
00:42:04,695 --> 00:42:05,692
- Now?
- Nu-uh
793
00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:06,642
- How about now?
- No
794
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:09,046
- Stick a pin in my arm- I am
795
00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:31,257
Here we go
796
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,939
This may be a bad time
to tell you this, but...
797
00:42:33,939 --> 00:42:36,142
I'm straight
798
00:42:37,068 --> 00:42:40,490
Don't make me laugh
I'm being photographed
799
00:42:54,257 --> 00:42:55,975
Take good care of her
800
00:42:56,468 --> 00:42:57,550
Okay?
801
00:42:57,550 --> 00:42:58,885
I will
802
00:43:03,947 --> 00:43:05,205
Hello, everybody
803
00:43:05,205 --> 00:43:07,155
Today we're here to
celebrate the marriage of
804
00:43:07,155 --> 00:43:10,353
Grace Adler and Marvin Markus
805
00:43:10,353 --> 00:43:12,289
Leo
806
00:43:16,813 --> 00:43:18,027
Whoo!
807
00:43:18,027 --> 00:43:19,776
What a great party
808
00:43:19,776 --> 00:43:23,158
Can't remember the last time
I stayed up all night
809
00:43:23,158 --> 00:43:25,224
Oh, wait, Thursday
810
00:43:25,224 --> 00:43:26,958
Let me see that ring again
811
00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:30,373
Man, it must've cost you
an arm and a leg
812
00:43:30,373 --> 00:43:32,977
Or one of your patients
an arm and a leg
813
00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:37,112
Not really, I pulled
the ring off that arm
814
00:43:38,805 --> 00:43:40,835
Oh, I love diamonds
815
00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:42,034
Oh, my god, Karen
You're crying
816
00:43:43,202 --> 00:43:45,427
Look at the size of this thing
817
00:43:45,427 --> 00:43:47,132
I don't want to exaggerate
818
00:43:47,132 --> 00:43:50,323
but I bet you could see
this puppy from space
819
00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,540
Holy cripes!
820
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:12,101
Am I outside again?
821
00:44:15,982 --> 00:44:19,627
- Good night!
- Good night, thank you!
822
00:44:19,627 --> 00:44:20,887
- Whoa!
- Thank you
823
00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:21,931
- Good show!
- Good show
824
00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:24,160
- Bye
- See you tomorrow
825
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,755
- Bye
- Good night
826
00:44:25,755 --> 00:44:28,388
What?
Guy, guys
827
00:44:28,388 --> 00:44:31,367
NBC wants us to fill
the whole 90 minutes
828
00:44:31,367 --> 00:44:32,207
Why?
829
00:44:32,207 --> 00:44:34,609
To celebrate the hundredth episode
830
00:44:34,609 --> 00:44:36,832
So what?
Then we got to kill 20 minutes?
831
00:44:36,832 --> 00:44:38,416
What are we gonna do?
832
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:41,159
Well, I can sing?
833
00:44:42,799 --> 00:44:46,202
Oh! Oh, oh, we can look at
some clips and out takes
834
00:44:46,202 --> 00:44:47,493
Excellent!
That's an idea!
835
00:44:47,493 --> 00:44:50,430
No, no, no. Really,I think there's a...
Isn't there a piano here?
836
00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:53,168
Let's role the clips!
837
00:44:55,373 --> 00:44:57,084
Will & Grace
838
00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:39,542
Oh, my god
Here it is. Perfect
839
00:45:39,542 --> 00:45:41,390
Upper West side
Spaces two bed rooms
840
00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:43,344
- two baths, fireplace...
- This is good!
841
00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:47,278
Hard wood floors, terrace
beautifully decorated by talented...
842
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:51,265
- Woman, you're a woman
- Woman
843
00:45:52,645 --> 00:45:55,781
If you're not gonna do it
for yourself then do it for me
844
00:45:55,781 --> 00:45:58,877
Wow, what the hell was that?
845
00:45:59,884 --> 00:46:02,744
Do it for me
846
00:46:04,350 --> 00:46:07,875
I am programmed
to be your gay best friend
847
00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:18,284
I just don't understand it
It doesn't make any sense at all!
848
00:46:19,463 --> 00:46:22,192
For dear life
I'm grabbing on!
849
00:46:26,379 --> 00:46:29,436
What's going on?
What's happening? What's he doing?
850
00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:33,787
What's he doing, I say?
851
00:46:34,839 --> 00:46:36,249
Yeah, I got it
852
00:46:36,249 --> 00:46:40,097
What? What's going...
What?
853
00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:41,732
That makes three.
854
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,912
Maybe I should have
a little bit of that cupcake
855
00:46:43,912 --> 00:46:47,082
Oh, girls shouldn't use food...
856
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:56,255
Oh, maybe I should have
a little bit of that cupcake
857
00:47:01,965 --> 00:47:05,052
- Dog-pile on, Rosie!
- No, no tickling. No, no please
858
00:47:05,052 --> 00:47:09,071
I have to finish this sweater for
Mr. Stence so you can take it to him
859
00:47:09,071 --> 00:47:12,050
I'm not going tomorrow…
860
00:48:04,058 --> 00:48:08,806
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Shampoo
861
00:48:08,806 --> 00:48:13,836
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
and jazz once
862
00:48:13,836 --> 00:48:16,610
Pout
And 5, 6, 7, 8
863
00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:19,015
Big finish
Jazz finish
864
00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:21,197
5...
865
00:48:31,965 --> 00:48:33,431
All Right
866
00:48:33,431 --> 00:48:36,752
- Ready?
- I'm sad. Okay
867
00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:39,466
That's some method
you’ve got / Yeah
868
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:46,125
I'm hungry
869
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,812
I'm thirsty
870
00:48:47,812 --> 00:48:50,653
I can hump a tree
871
00:48:58,454 --> 00:49:02,177
I love her!
872
00:49:07,063 --> 00:49:08,541
So you know what's best for her?
873
00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:10,182
What, you couldn't get
a real person to hang out with
874
00:49:10,182 --> 00:49:14,374
so you get to
hang out with Karen?
875
00:49:14,374 --> 00:49:16,405
Oh, suddenly you know
what's best for her?
876
00:49:16,405 --> 00:49:18,076
What, you couldn't get
a real person to hang out with
877
00:49:18,076 --> 00:49:21,426
so you get to
hang out with Karen?
878
00:49:22,768 --> 00:49:24,254
What, you couldn't get
a real person to hang out with
879
00:49:24,254 --> 00:49:27,134
so you get to
hang out with Karen?
880
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,533
What, you couldn't get
a real person to hang out with
881
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:35,963
so you get to
hang out with Karen?
882
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,105
Oh, I know
883
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:42,506
When you gotta have friends, right?
884
00:49:42,506 --> 00:49:44,371
Hit it!
885
00:49:44,371 --> 00:49:49,152
But you gotta have friends
886
00:49:52,461 --> 00:49:54,014
No, come on
Let's get out of here
887
00:49:54,014 --> 00:49:58,411
Take it easy
Francoise Forge Fagoler
888
00:50:13,734 --> 00:50:15,612
Okay, Ms. Adler
889
00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:18,956
This is nurse trainer Pittler
She'll be taking your blood
890
00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:23,135
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, her?
891
00:50:23,135 --> 00:50:25,986
Isn't there someone else
who is a little more…
892
00:50:25,986 --> 00:50:27,191
experienced?
893
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:31,166
Someone who didn't drive in
on a big wheel?
894
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:33,104
Oh, I don't drive
895
00:50:33,104 --> 00:50:35,378
I keep taking the test
over and over again
896
00:50:35,378 --> 00:50:38,916
But I'm all ...
"This is hard."
897
00:50:44,936 --> 00:50:46,495
Oh, I don't drive
898
00:50:46,495 --> 00:50:48,601
I keep taking the test
over and over again
899
00:50:48,601 --> 00:50:52,009
But I'm all ....
"This is hard."
900
00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:03,508
I'm so sorry
901
00:51:03,984 --> 00:51:05,975
Oh, I don't drive
902
00:51:05,975 --> 00:51:09,831
I keep taking the test
over and over again
903
00:51:17,618 --> 00:51:19,693
Oh, I don't drive
904
00:51:19,693 --> 00:51:22,030
I keep taking the test
over and over again
905
00:51:22,030 --> 00:51:25,241
But I'm all...
"This is hard."
906
00:51:30,342 --> 00:51:39,915
Please don't let this Feeling end
It might not come again
907
00:51:41,627 --> 00:51:44,456
Hey, Jack
908
00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:50,429
I can't play with you guys
because this guy's head is too tall
909
00:51:54,806 --> 00:51:56,884
It's much more fun this way
910
00:51:56,884 --> 00:52:00,763
Remember that time we tried to...
Remember? / Uh-huh
911
00:52:03,656 --> 00:52:06,812
97
912
00:52:09,145 --> 00:52:10,504
- Start again
- 98!
913
00:52:10,504 --> 00:52:12,337
Thank you
914
00:52:17,746 --> 00:52:21,152
Well, I...
What was it?
915
00:52:21,152 --> 00:52:21,802
- #$%#^%$^
- Okay
916
00:52:21,802 --> 00:52:24,852
- If you don't move, they'll never know
- I know
917
00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:30,196
- If you feel like charming in
- No, no, no. I won't
918
00:52:30,196 --> 00:52:32,976
If I sense...
919
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,895
- If you feel like charming in
- No, no, no. I won't. Nope
920
00:52:38,895 --> 00:52:41,487
I only sense...
921
00:52:44,436 --> 00:52:47,082
- If you feel like charming in
- No, no, no. I won't
922
00:52:47,082 --> 00:52:53,074
Nope. Nope
923
00:52:55,713 --> 00:53:00,175
Hey, you let my suitcase…
924
00:53:37,889 --> 00:53:41,862
Hey, you let my suitcase…
925
00:53:44,496 --> 00:53:46,117
He's in love with me but...
926
00:53:46,117 --> 00:53:49,944
But me, I like the ladies
Right, bitch?
927
00:54:04,915 --> 00:54:08,204
She’s laughing too
You can't see it
928
00:54:08,446 --> 00:54:13,500
Got to get another napkin
Oh, see...
929
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,581
It's a really strong napkin
930
00:54:17,743 --> 00:54:21,760
I plucked you out of a four by four hovel
above a blinking light in Time Square
931
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,342
And put you in a six by six maid's
quarters on Park Avenue
932
00:54:24,342 --> 00:54:26,536
And this is the thanks I get?
933
00:54:29,253 --> 00:54:31,265
Wow
934
00:54:38,610 --> 00:54:41,750
I need another half of one of these
935
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,737
It's in my hand.
936
00:54:44,537 --> 00:54:48,043
- Which one?
- The good one
937
00:54:49,630 --> 00:54:52,150
Let's be honest with each other
938
00:54:52,150 --> 00:54:55,925
We both know what actually...
939
00:54:56,742 --> 00:55:00,398
Butter fingers!
Operate!
940
00:55:03,209 --> 00:55:09,268
Shook the hand of a preacher man
and we made love in the sun
941
00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:12,028
That actually happened to me
942
00:55:12,316 --> 00:55:15,213
No, it's the annual
sublind design show case
943
00:55:15,213 --> 00:55:19,539
Interior designers display their work
for all these big design critics
944
00:55:19,539 --> 00:55:21,927
and basically they decide
who's hot and who's not
945
00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:26,268
It's insanely competitive...
Why did I get one water and then two?
946
00:55:28,209 --> 00:55:31,090
Stand by
Time
947
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:33,141
No
948
00:55:36,913 --> 00:55:39,005
And action!
949
00:55:45,202 --> 00:55:49,321
But it was nothing, really
Just... giving the breath of life
950
00:55:49,321 --> 00:55:55,050
And these puppies are full...
951
00:55:57,971 --> 00:56:03,555
- Clause, Quapo
- Hello?
952
00:56:06,438 --> 00:56:09,522
Open bottled of Jin can't do it there
I'm sorry
953
00:56:09,522 --> 00:56:12,708
Open bottled of Jin
Just pour it. Stand by
954
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,419
Does that go anywhere?
955
00:56:16,927 --> 00:56:20,323
- It'll go in a minute
- Oh, my god!
956
00:56:25,941 --> 00:56:28,602
I'll clean it later, I promise
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