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You know, I think fall is finally here

I just saw the first drunk of the season turn yellow

and tumble gently to the ground

I tripped, okay?

What is with a picnic in November anyway?

I'm freezing my perfect peach off

Oh, yeah

This is it

This is perfect Right here

And, Jack, take off that hat It makes you look like a woman

Oh, it wasn't the hat

- Why are we doing this? - Come on

It's sunny It's New Yorky

I read this thing in "O," the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics

and I've been dying to try one

Oprah can be a lot of fun

And there's no one I'd rather have watching my back in a bar fight

Hey, guys

Sorry we're late We grabbed a couple hot dogs

- I told you I was making tapas - I know

- Hey, guys - Oh...Leo

I don't know if we have enough food for five people

That's okay

Grace just ate enough hot dogs for five people

Honey, you got a lump under that arm You might wanna have that looked at

Come on It's November in the park

I thought we'd, you know toss around a football

Um, look, Leo

I know you're new here And, um

we don't want you to think we're really cliquey

and don't let anyone in our little group

But, um

well... we're really cliquey We don't want anyone

in our little group,so...

[WILL AND KAREN NOD.]

So, if you wanna break into the fag four

this symbol of gay oppression has to go

Come on, Jackie Get rid of it

Who knew I could do that?

Ladies and gentlemen

Prepare yourselves for the finest feast this side of Barcelona

My gift to you Enjoy

It's a boomerang

It went around the world

My platanas bravas ruined

splattered all over this cashmere throw and look at these broken ramekins

You're a trip, Will

Oh, sweetie

It's probably going to take a while to clean up

We're gonna go make out

Holy cripes

Am I outside?

Oh, how sweet Look at that cute duck

Oh, that's not a duck It's a rat

Why is that little girl feeding it popcorn?

Not our business Keep walking

Come on, lets go!

Aw, that poor bride

So hard to find a bathroom in the park

May I have your attention, please?

Can we get all the brides and grooms?

Quickly people

Hey, kid, can you tell us what's going on here?

Did you just call me kid?

You're Katie Couric

- I love you! - Well, thank you

I'm sure if we spent more time together

I'd love you too

So, uh, what is going on here?

Talking with Katie

We're just having this mass wedding Some stupid stunt for sweeps

Oh, if you're here where in the world is Matt Lauer?

Laughin' with Katie

Yeah, I asked myself the same damn question

when they told me I had to work on a Sunday

as if being cute and perky five days a week isn't enough hard enough

I hear that

Hey, you two look happy

Would you like to get married today?

Sure. Yeah, why not? What do you say?

Yeah, why not? We'll help the ratings

Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?

What are you doing?

I'm serious We met in the park

Let's get married in the park

But this is just-- I mean, we're talking about--

We've only known each other like, two months

Grace

Come on, you know we're gonna do it eventually

You know what?

I'm doing this all wrong

Grace Adler

I love you

and I want to spend the rest of my life with you

So here, today right now, in front of God...

and Katie Couric

I'm asking you...

Will you marry me?

Yes

Yes, I will Let's do it

This is just a temporary ring, right?

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That was a disaster

Tapas in the park

That's the last time I cook something out of a magazine

Ooh, "Gourmet" has a special on savory pies of Edinburgh

Save your appetites, lassies!

Hey, what happened to Grace and that foreign fellow

she's been hangin' around with?

Maybe they went to the Guggenheim

That's a real place, right?

What happened to you guys?

Are you gonna tell them or shall I?

Well, if you don't mind I kinda want to

Okay Go ahead

Okay

We met Katie Couric!

No, no That's not the news

We got married!

What?

Just now, in the park

What?

There was this mass wedding

What?!

Leo made me a ring out of a dandelion

He asked I said yes

I threw a pretzel bouquet

A duck caught it

It was all just so romantic And we're married

Oh, my god, Grace!

Well, well, well

Look who penetrated the inner circle

And then he stuck around and married her

Don't get too comfy

You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm...

you can just as easily be Mimi Rogered out

Huh? Hey

What do you think?

Wow

What a surprise

That's crazy

Just spring it on us like that That's--that's great

- Leo, great - Thanks

And, Grace... best of luck

"Best of luck"?

Well, thanks for coming to my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem

Have a safe drive to back to Syosset

I don't know what half those words meant

- Um, what's going on? - What? Nothing

I'm happy for you

You know, it's the biggest moment of your life

Why would you include me?

I-I don't matter I'm nothing

Best of luck

Oh, Will...

that is so... freakin' lame! / Ow!

You listen to me, Will Truman

I know that this is sudden and not the way we thought it was gonna be

but you are my best friend and you will be thrilled for me

- Would you-- You're hurting me! - It's about me! I'm the bride!

- I'm the bride! - Whoa, whoa

- Take it easy. Whoa, hey - I'm the bride! You hear me?!

Take it easy Don't break him

I still need him for the 20% of you I can't handle

Hey, uh, help me out, guys

Come on, Grace You're married!

Let's celebrate by throwing away most of your clothes

I don't need to throw away my clothes

Yeah, come on

What about the whorey-lookin' stuff you use to pick up guys?

Let's go

- Will, are you okay, man? - I'm fine

I just wish if Grace was going to finish the Hershey syrup

that she wouldn't put the empty can back in the refrigerator!

I'm the bride!

Look, uh--

Will, I know you feel left out

Would it help to know that right before we got married Grace said

"I really wish Will were here?"

And I said, "Me too?"

- Really? - I just asked, would it help?

Cutting the tension with cruelty How thoughtful of you

I'm sorry

I know you and Grace have been friends forever

And I just come and whisk her away like that

- It's gotta hurt - It does

Look, I know that I-I-I put outthis tough-guy image

I know people think of me as all hard and strong and macho-y

Look at this flower arrangement it's atrocious

The truth is, it does hurt

I'm never going to have a wedding of my own and I--

being a part of Grace's was important to me

What are you talking about?

You--you can have a wedding

Oh, please! Gay weddings?

Some witchy lesbian waves a stick over you on a beach somewhere

While a drag queen sings "Evergreen."

I'm talking about a traditional wedding

Grace and I used to stay up nights

talking about what hers would be like

I didn't have a hell of a lot going on at the time

I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux

big through here and small through here

She'd have a gorgeous gown

Small through here and big through here

At the reception I-I'd make a great toast

And everybody would laugh at the right places

and cry in the right places

And then we'd do this great dance

that we'd tell everybody we hadn't worked on

but secretly we had

We can still do all that

- I-I didn't know you were-- - I mean

it may not be the first dance but it could be the second

Are you talking about a wedding reception?

'Cause I'd really be into that

You guys would do that for me?

No, not just-- Yeah

Just for you all for you

I am going to be so beautiful

Jack, Jack

Hey

It's almost time for my toast

so give me a really good introduction, okay?

Okay, I got it

It should not include the words "bald," "fat," or "impotent."

Okay, give me five minutes

Fire!

Fire!

Give it to me Change it up

Fire! / Give it to me Change it up

Give it to me Change it up

This all happened so fast

I don't even know from Leo I'm not sure I approve

- He's a Jewish doctor - Ooh, I love him!

Don't cock it up

Congratulations, Leo We're so happy for you guys

Hey, thanks

We're just a bunch of old married folks now

Well, you are

Our marriage isn't recognized by the State of New York

Mazel tov

Het, honey You wanna dance?

Well, let's see about that, Rob I'm carrying a boulder on my groin

and my feet have swollen twice their natural size

Yeah. Let's cut a rug, honey

Rosie, how come we've never gotten together?

Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra

Excuse me Excuse me

Excuse me Excuse me

Excuse me!

Hi

Now it's time to toast the lovely couple

And who better to start things off than the most important person

in Grace's life

Her friend, her confidant

And it pains me to admit this but the most gorgeous man I know

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage

me!

Grace Leo

What can I say about you two beautiful kids?

Except...

Acting is a craft which has been around

for literally many, many years

And I should know

I'm Jack McFarland

creator of the McFarland Method

which has helped countless aspiring actors, actresses

and act-transgender individuals...

There's some very interesting people here

Just wait, mom

Now let's hear from another very important person in Grace's life

One who has been there for her through sick and sin

A great man ladies and gentlemen...

Karen Walker

Thank you

Grace, Leon

This is truly a wonderful evening

See, folks

Some people do buy the cow How 'bout that? Thanks

Well, I am so, so happy for you both

Thank you, everyone

Man, there are a lot of Jews here

Thank you

Well, I guess that's everyone

So thank you for coming Enjoy your m--

Hi

I remember the first time I met Grace It was freshman year at Columbia

And I was pretty much like any other college guy

I lived in the dorm with the bare essentials...

futon, stereo, cast iron enamel fondue pot

Anyway, one night I was making up a batch for myself and my roommate Rob

I am not gay, everyone!

Do you hear that? I love the ladies

I'm a breast man

So, um, the chocolate was just coming to a gentle boil

when this creature appeared at my door... sniffing

I looked at her

She looked at the chocolate

and the two of them have been together ever since

No, no, no

I joke a lot about Grace, but...

well, truth is I couldn't be happier for her today

Leo...

I was the first man to ask her to marry me

And I know you're going to be the last

To you guys

Larry, you should get up and say something

- They spoke at our wedding - That was a gay wedding

It didn't really count

That joke isn't funny anymore

It is to me

Hi

This reminds me of something my grandfather once said

"Where's that Jamaican woman who feeds me?"

I'm not very good at this

But someone who was, was Lord Byron so I stole this from him

"The light of love the purity...of grace"

"The mind, the music breathing from her face"

"the heart whose softness harmonized the whole"

"That eye was in itself a soul."

To my wife

Thank you

You know, I'm feeling so many things right now

it's hard to put them into words

So I thought I would express myself in a different way

Please don't let this feeling end it might not come again

and I want to remember--

- Salads are out! - What?

Oh, I don't-- I don't see salad

Oh, they're coming Right, everybody?

I'll have one of those Thank you

What was that?

- I was just taking a mini quiche - I know what you were doing!

You were checking out that hussy

yeah

Let me tell you something, boy

Now that you're married

the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace's

You're a little bit scary, aren't you?

Listen to me, mister

If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way

I will hurt you, yeah

I have people

I'm not gonna say who But I do

Hello

Leo!

Time to cut the cake Okay, everyone!

Come on up

Okay, you are the doctor

I will follow your lead

Okay, I'm not a doctor

I just said that so you'd marry me

Well, he's kidding

He better be

You want some--

- Oh, you wa-- - No, no, no, that's fine

Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?

We haven't really talked about it yet

You should take her to your cabin

You have a cabin?

Yeah, I go there to fish

You fish?

Mm-hmm I learned in Africa

You were in Africa?

Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders

You were with Doctors Without Borders?

Have you two met?

So, Grace, are you going to keep your last name?

Um, I haven't really thought about it

How many grandkids can I count on?

I don't know...

- Five - Two

- Four - Three

Oh, we haven't talked about it yet / Yeah

Yikes, that's the first thing I'd talk about

Well, didn't you cover any of this in your premarital counseling?

We didn't have any premarital counseling

Well, that's one way to go

Hey, hey

Let's give the newlyweds a break here

I'm sure they know all the important stuff

Like favorite song Favorite movie

Birthdays?

No?

Doesn't matter

Don't worry, Grace

Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff

That's right, Eleanor Who's Marvin?

That'd be me

Your name is Marvin?

Yeah, yeah

People always call me "Leo"... 'cause my name's Marvin

You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?

Silly

It's okay, honey

He's been calling you "Grace" this whole time

I don't know your name?

Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that. Huh?

You were married before?!

Okay, wrong time to try that joke

Are you okay, baby?

Um, no, I'm--

Excuse me

Excuse me

I knew she'd cock it up

Where are you going?

You're blowin' this way out of proportion

You're like a stranger to me...

Marvin

I might as well have married my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15

who sent me love letters on Hello Kitty stationary

Actually over there it'd be Shalom Kitty

Please don't joke right now

That was weird up there

I don't even know when your birthday is

Okay, you wanna know some stuff about me? Here you go

I believe when I hold my breath the guy on TV's going to make the basket

I'm in a Doors cover band consisting entirely of surgeons called

"The Operating Room Doors."

And my deepest, darkest secret is that I don't like any food with raisins in it

but I do like raisins

See, we already have a problem

I love raisins

In everything!

I even went to see A Raisin in the Sun because I thought there'd be raisins in it

Grace, we have a whole lifetime to get to know each other, baby

I don't know

I don't know I just wish that

there was some way that we could be sure

we were doing the right thing you know. Just...

a sign, something

Katie? Hi!

Crap. Hi! Thanks for watching!

Do you have your own pens?

No, no, no It's Grace and Leo

Remember, from the other day in the park We got married because of you

Actually I got a colonoscopy because of you too

Not on the same day, though

And not in the park

Eee, the wedding Sorry about that

What? What do you mean?

No one called you? Ooh, awkward

We're scrapping the whole wedding segment

because the judge performing the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York

So all those marriages are invalid

Oops!

Last time I use Tom Brokaw's nephew as my fact checker

I guess I wanted a sign and I think I got it

We're not married

Hey, Grace

Grace!

Hey, hey, hey

But we'll go to city hall tomorrow We'll do it all over again

- I don't know that I can - Why? Why not?

- What's changed? - Everything has changed

I mean, the first time I said yes it was impulsive and romantic

and to a guy named Leo

And now--

We know nothing about each other

I knew everything I needed to know about you

the first time I held your hand Grace, we're already married

The rest is paperwork

- How can you be so sure? - Because when it's right, you just know

You remember Tuesday?

We woke up I said, "Morning, wife."

You said, "Hello, husband."

Remember that? Remember how great that was?

I want every day to be Tuesday

Every day can't be Tuesday

Today's Saturday so it can't be Tuesday

Monday can't be Tuesday

Tuesday can't-- Well, Tuesday can

but Wednesday definitely can't be Tues-- / Listen, listen, listen

Just come up with me

And I promise you everything is going to be fine

Please

I can't

I need time

I'm sorry

That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie?

The way Grace just kind of spooked and ran off

Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire my gun in her room

just as she's falling asleep

Yeah, she's really upset

I've never seen Grace actually run from a cake / No

Um, hi, everyone

I-I have a little bit of an announcement to make

Grace and I ran into Katie Couric in the lobby--

Oh!

And she said that we weren't really married

Aw!

Turns out the judge that married us wasn't really legit, so...

Anyway, we have this place till midnight so stick around, you know

There's cake, there's booze there's dancing

Well, have fun

Leo, hey I...

I'm sorry You okay?

I'm about as good as Bill Buckner of the '86 Red Sox

Ooh, ouch I'm sorry

Do you even know what that means?

No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs of red socks obviously had issues

- Where's Grace? - She took off

She--she was pretty freaked out

Can I borrow your phone, man? I think I need to call her

Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna give her some time right now

I know Grace She's not like you

She's not impulsive

She once bought Impulse perfume and then returned it

That's why this whole getting married in the park thing

all seemed so weird to me

Yeah, well, I guess I should send everyone home

Hi, it's me again

Listen, you're not going to like what you're about to hear

Please don't let this feeling end it not might come again

and I want to remember

To be fair, he did say we wouldn't like what we were about to hear

I thought you needed time to think / I did

And I realized I want today to be Tuesday

It's Tuesday?

How long have I been out?

Okay

So our first wedding didn't take

But we're havin' another one! And a real one this time

Now as for all these, ah these lovely presents

I-I don't really know the protocol

Let's just call them engagement gifts Bring another one at the wedding

Hi, welcome to the wedding

Don't forget to sign the guest book

Okay, who wrote "If it doesn't work out, call me."

That's tacky

Don't forget to sign the guest book

Oh, perfect I've been looking for this

That's a little inappropriate!

Oh, please! This is inappropriate?

How about inviting people to watch a man and woman get married?

Look how good it makes my shoulders look

Well, Will

Congratulations

I think you've done a fantastic job at planning this wedding

I take my pants off to you

You've gotta be kidding me

The photographer's late

Four people who RSVP'd "no" just arrived with dates

And the cake shows up with two grooms on it

Is the whole city gay?

Not yet

But if all goes as planned

come Monday morning...

And look at these boutonnieres

Dead

- They're fine - They're dead, my friend

They just made contact with John Edward

Hey, hey, hey! Sign that guest book!

Lady, you're a wreck!

But it's understandable

Today's a big day for you

You're not just losing a best friend

you're also losing a hag

She's not my hag, okay?

She's the most important person in my life

who used to be in love with me

and who for the last 15 years has never left my side

She's been a hell of a hag

- Hey, Will - Hey

Hey Are you okay?

Sure, why wouldn't I be?

'Cause you're losing your girl You're single again

Boy, I miss those days...

That can be arranged!

I'm joking! I was joking

But if you know anyone

Knock, knock!

Oh, I'm here to see the daughter of the mother of the bride

Come on in, mom for one minute

Now, Grace, I don't want you to freak out

but the biggest day of your life is ruined

What?

Your father's back went out And he can't move

How is he going to walk me down the aisle?

Dear, I don't know

But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich and a TV Guide under the chuppah

He'll find his way

Honey

Have Will walk you down the aisle Yeah, it'll be perfect

Out with the 'mo in with the Jew!

Will'll love that

He looks so beautiful in his tux

He's not gonna be the most beautiful one there, is he?

Oh, honey, come on! Don't be silly

That's crazy talk I'll be there

Come on

Hello?!

Oh, Grace You look so beautiful

Would you mind if I gave you a little advice my mother gave me?

Oh, Eleanor, that would mean so much to me

Right before the ceremony make sure you pee

Because I didn't, and I ended up saying all my vows doing that

pee-pee dance

Thank you...

mom

I guess now I can call you "mom."

Or Eleanor

Gracela

Now that we have a moment alone together there's something

that I wanted to say to you

You know I've always been a little shy when it comes to discussing

S-E-X

- Otherwise known as F-U-- - Know what you're talking about

- Karen, I've had sex before - Oh, honey, come on

You don't have to pretend anymore It's me you're talking to

Carol

- Karen - Oh, pretty

Listen, all I'm saying is it's okay to be scared

It's gonna hurt...

Bad

Okay

I'll file that away with your earlier advice on

how to lure lesbians to your yacht with Bain du Soleil and a flashlight

What is all this?

Well, I guess

honey, it's your wedding And, I mean...

I wanted to be here for you to contribute something meaningful

you know

To be a part of the day

Karen

You are part of the day

You're my friend

Oh, honey Really?

Oh, look at me I'm crying

No, you're not

Ladies, I said no poems

- There he is- Hey

Hey, buddy, how you holdin' up? You need a handshake?

I'm fine I'm fine

Ellen, you make a beautiful bridesmaid

Aw

Eight months pregnant-- Look at the dress she picks for me

I hate that skinny bitch

Maybe you oughta skip the guest book

Are you going to be okay tonight, Will?

Julius, yes, I'll be fine

How 'bout tomorrow night?

Sign the book

- Hey, Will - Hey

Listen, man I know this is gotta be

- pretty hard on you - It's not hard on me

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know

that I'm going to really do my best to make Grace as happy as you have

Well, plus sex

What's the matter with everybody? I'm fine

- Will? - I'm fine!

Grace needs you in the dressing room

- Oh, all right - Aw...

What?

Come here, chica!

Hey

You're not wearing that, are you?

Well, it's white

Yeah, that's what I mean

I didn't think I was going to be so nervous

But I am

I'm doing the right thing, right?

- Well-- - What?!

Nothing

No, I just-- I'm just saying-- As a friend, I want you to know

that if you were thinking of calling it off don't worry about the people out there

Don't worry about all those gifts

You do what your heart tells you is right

Are you freaking kidding me with this?!

"If," I said "if."

The question was rhetorical

That means you're supposed to say "yes."

- That's not what "rhetorical" means - Are we talking about

what "rhetorical" means or about how you're freaking me out right now?

Am I supposed to answer that or is that rhetorical too?

Okay, I don't have time for this, Will I have to get into my dress / I--

Who says that?

"Don't worry about the people don't worry about all the gifts."

Who does that? An ass, that's who!

It's a screen not a soundproof booth

Oh, isn't that sweet?

Will's doin' her one last time before he hands her off to Leo

I just hope before I get married he'll do the same for me

Ditto

Hey, Kar Can I kiss you?

- Why? - Just 'cause

Okay

- All I'm trying to say-- - Ah!

- I just-- - No!

- Look at it from my point-- - Don't!

Let me tell you something, mister

This wedding is going to happen

You better get on board

because you've gotta walk me down the aisle

What?

My dad threw his back out

He's bent over like he's trying to pick up a quarter

which is probably how he threw out his back to begin with

So I need you to walk me down the aisle

I can't do that

I'm running this show

I-I got a million things to attend to G-G-G-Get Jack to do it

I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle

He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me!

Well, then-- then get Karen to do it

Karen?

When was the last time she could walk a straight line?

Besides, I don't want them I want you!

Well, I--I can't do it All right?

What do you mean, you can't do it?

I need someone to give me away You're my best friend

I want it to be you It should be you

I don't wanna

You don't "wanna"?

Why not?

Will?

Look, Grace

I'll do a lot of things for you

I-I'll plan your wedding I'll pick the florist

I'll--I'll even let you have input on your dress

But to actually be the one that--that...

that hands you off to another guy...

that I can't do

Groom coming in I'm not looking

Just wanted to make sure everything was okay in here

People are starting to place bets

Apparently, you've walked out on one of these before

I didn't know about that but that's cool

- Look, Leo-- - Oh, God

No

No, we're getting married Just--the thing is

Will and I need to take a little walk

So could you just stall them, just a little bit?

Sure, sure, yeah

Just as long as you remember

that you and I have to take a little walk as well

I'm a little bit nervous about that track record of yours

You're gone, aren't you?

Okay, I guess this would be as good a time as any to

tell you about that stripper at my bachelor party

Grace, what are we doing up here?

This is ridiculous

There is no way you're gonna talk me into this

Stop

Now let me talk, okay?

You know the story you always tell of when we first met?

The one that you told at the reception? The fondue story?

I love how you tell it It's a wonderful story

Well, I am a natural storyteller

Yeah

- Too bad it's crap - What?

That was the second time we met

The first time was right here

on this roof

at Nancy Jacob's party

Nancy Ja-- No, no

That was across from a juice bar

Paradise Juice

Right over there where that parking lot is

Oh, typical

They pave Paradise, and they put up a parking lot

You were here?

Yup

I thought you were the cutest guy I had ever seen

So I came up to you and I asked for a drink

And you were so sweet the way you held that funnel for me

And then I stumbled back to Nancy and I said

"That's the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with."

Well...

we say things when we're young

I said Human League would be bigger than the Beatles

Will, I may be getting married today

but when I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you

I wasn't wrong

- Well, except-- - No

I wasn't wrong

- Now let's jump - What?

Let's keep going, Thelma

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you...

I picked you out and shook you up and turned you around

turned you into someone new...

Don't tell Leo I had the first dance

Anybody lose one of these?

Hey, a little traveling music, please

Honey, look at him

After all these years, Will and Grace are finally getting married

- Am I crying yet? - Still no

- Now? - Nu-uh

- How about now? - No

- Stick a pin in my arm- I am

Here we go

This may be a bad time to tell you this, but...

I'm straight

Don't make me laugh I'm being photographed

Take good care of her

Okay?

I will

Hello, everybody

Today we're here to celebrate the marriage of

Grace Adler and Marvin Markus

Leo

Whoo!

What a great party

Can't remember the last time I stayed up all night

Oh, wait, Thursday

Let me see that ring again

Man, it must've cost you an arm and a leg

Or one of your patients an arm and a leg

Not really, I pulled the ring off that arm

Oh, I love diamonds

Oh, my god, Karen You're crying

Look at the size of this thing

I don't want to exaggerate

but I bet you could see this puppy from space

Holy cripes!

Am I outside again?

- Good night! - Good night, thank you!

- Whoa! - Thank you

- Good show! - Good show

- Bye - See you tomorrow

- Bye - Good night

What? Guy, guys

NBC wants us to fill the whole 90 minutes

Why?

To celebrate the hundredth episode

So what? Then we got to kill 20 minutes?

What are we gonna do?

Well, I can sing?

Oh! Oh, oh, we can look at some clips and out takes

Excellent! That's an idea!

No, no, no. Really,I think there's a... Isn't there a piano here?

Let's role the clips!

Will & Grace

Oh, my god Here it is. Perfect

Upper West side Spaces two bed rooms

- two baths, fireplace... - This is good!

Hard wood floors, terrace beautifully decorated by talented...

- Woman, you're a woman - Woman

If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me

Wow, what the hell was that?

Do it for me

I am programmed to be your gay best friend

I just don't understand it It doesn't make any sense at all!

For dear life I'm grabbing on!

What's going on? What's happening? What's he doing?

What's he doing, I say?

Yeah, I got it

What? What's going... What?

That makes three.

Maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake

Oh, girls shouldn't use food...

Oh, maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake

- Dog-pile on, Rosie! - No, no tickling. No, no please

I have to finish this sweater for Mr. Stence so you can take it to him

I'm not going tomorrow…

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Shampoo

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and jazz once

Pout And 5, 6, 7, 8

Big finish Jazz finish

5...

All Right

- Ready? - I'm sad. Okay

That's some method you’ve got / Yeah

I'm hungry

I'm thirsty

I can hump a tree

I love her!

So you know what's best for her?

What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with

so you get to hang out with Karen?

Oh, suddenly you know what's best for her?

What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with

so you get to hang out with Karen?

What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with

so you get to hang out with Karen?

What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with

so you get to hang out with Karen?

Oh, I know

When you gotta have friends, right?

Hit it!

But you gotta have friends

No, come on Let's get out of here

Take it easy Francoise Forge Fagoler

Okay, Ms. Adler

This is nurse trainer Pittler She'll be taking your blood

Whoa, whoa Whoa, her?

Isn't there someone else who is a little more…

experienced?

Someone who didn't drive in on a big wheel?

Oh, I don't drive

I keep taking the test over and over again

But I'm all ... "This is hard."

Oh, I don't drive

I keep taking the test over and over again

But I'm all .... "This is hard."

I'm so sorry

Oh, I don't drive

I keep taking the test over and over again

Oh, I don't drive

I keep taking the test over and over again

But I'm all... "This is hard."

Please don't let this Feeling end It might not come again

Hey, Jack

I can't play with you guys because this guy's head is too tall

It's much more fun this way

Remember that time we tried to... Remember? / Uh-huh

97

- Start again - 98!

Thank you

Well, I... What was it?

- #$%#^%$^ - Okay

- If you don't move, they'll never know - I know

- If you feel like charming in - No, no, no. I won't

If I sense...

- If you feel like charming in - No, no, no. I won't. Nope

I only sense...

- If you feel like charming in - No, no, no. I won't

Nope. Nope

Hey, you let my suitcase…

Hey, you let my suitcase…

He's in love with me but...

But me, I like the ladies Right, bitch?

She’s laughing too You can't see it

Got to get another napkin Oh, see...

It's a really strong napkin

I plucked you out of a four by four hovel above a blinking light in Time Square

And put you in a six by six maid's quarters on Park Avenue

And this is the thanks I get?

Wow

I need another half of one of these

It's in my hand.

- Which one? - The good one

Let's be honest with each other

We both know what actually...

Butter fingers! Operate!

Shook the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun

That actually happened to me

No, it's the annual sublind design show case

Interior designers display their work for all these big design critics

and basically they decide who's hot and who's not

It's insanely competitive... Why did I get one water and then two?

Stand by Time

No

And action!

But it was nothing, really Just... giving the breath of life

And these puppies are full...

- Clause, Quapo - Hello?

Open bottled of Jin can't do it there I'm sorry

Open bottled of Jin Just pour it. Stand by

Does that go anywhere?

- It'll go in a minute - Oh, my god!

I'll clean it later, I promise