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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,950 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,691 --> 00:00:11,274 (wolf howling) 5 00:00:23,831 --> 00:00:26,998 (sneakers screeching) 6 00:00:34,303 --> 00:00:36,950 (whistle ringing) 7 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,810 - Come on, boys! 8 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:39,833 That was pathetic. 9 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,983 I want to see sweat. 10 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,973 Hey, are you playing? 11 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,420 - Timothy needs a ball. 12 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,585 - He needs my balls. 13 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:54,505 (laughing) 14 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:55,338 - You wish. 15 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:57,868 - [Coach] Ready boys? 16 00:00:57,868 --> 00:00:59,807 - [Students] Ready sir. 17 00:00:59,807 --> 00:01:01,645 - Ready fancy feet? 18 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,324 (laughing) 19 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:05,851 (whistle blows) 20 00:01:05,851 --> 00:01:08,518 (boys shouting) 21 00:01:28,592 --> 00:01:31,342 (dramatic music) 22 00:02:23,815 --> 00:02:26,815 (suspenseful music) 23 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,253 (whistle blows) 24 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,895 - Excellent, men! 25 00:02:34,895 --> 00:02:35,728 Showers! 26 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,050 - Hey, relate thy Shakes-queer crap. 27 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:54,290 - Hey, that catholic is four-hundred years old, 28 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,615 it doesn't make sense. 29 00:02:55,615 --> 00:02:57,290 - It does to anyone with a brain. 30 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:59,320 - Brain but no dick. 31 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,083 - Eh, all I know is rugby. 32 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,666 - Hey, rugby rocks, give it up! 33 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:07,103 Hey, good try. 34 00:03:08,715 --> 00:03:10,040 - I'm so proud of you Timmy. 35 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,040 - My name's Timothy. 36 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,973 - My name's Timothy too. 37 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,364 - You need some ice? 38 00:03:22,364 --> 00:03:23,864 - I can handle it. 39 00:03:33,632 --> 00:03:36,049 (bell rings) 40 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:46,131 - Nice eye shadow. 41 00:03:46,131 --> 00:03:46,964 (laughing) 42 00:03:46,964 --> 00:03:51,133 - Gentlemen, you will not disrespect a soul in here. 43 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:01,120 Today, I challenge you to write in verse. 44 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:03,610 Remembering William Shakespeare? 45 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:08,443 Scribe away your thoughts and feelings boldly on a page. 46 00:04:10,527 --> 00:04:15,097 "What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?" 47 00:04:15,097 --> 00:04:19,853 - "What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?" 48 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:23,436 - "I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again." 49 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:28,166 - "I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again." 50 00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:32,020 - "Love looks not with the eyes, 51 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,027 but with the mind." 52 00:04:34,027 --> 00:04:36,461 - "Love looks not with the eyes, 53 00:04:36,461 --> 00:04:38,456 but with the mind." 54 00:04:38,456 --> 00:04:42,456 - "And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." 55 00:04:44,429 --> 00:04:48,927 - "And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." 56 00:04:48,927 --> 00:04:51,677 (dramatic music) 57 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:08,188 ♪ Oh, Timothy. ♪ 58 00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:13,188 ♪ Timothy. ♪ 59 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:18,788 ♪ Oh, Timothy. ♪ 60 00:05:18,788 --> 00:05:21,371 ♪ Oh, Timothy. ♪ 61 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:37,159 (bell ringing) 62 00:05:37,159 --> 00:05:39,076 - Timothy, oh, Timothy. 63 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,077 A Midsummer Night's Dream. 64 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:45,400 The spring senior play. 65 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,773 Auditions are Friday. 66 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,190 - I'm not an actor. 67 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:52,033 - All the world's a stage. 68 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,113 Awaken and empower what's within. 69 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:58,880 - I'd rather not. 70 00:05:59,752 --> 00:06:02,752 (melancholic music) 71 00:06:11,575 --> 00:06:14,076 (grunts) 72 00:06:14,076 --> 00:06:15,576 - Let's go, catch! 73 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,108 - He's skinny. 74 00:06:20,108 --> 00:06:20,941 - He's cute. 75 00:06:20,941 --> 00:06:23,674 (boys shouting) 76 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:26,652 (coach whistles) 77 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,440 - Here he comes. 78 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,540 Your boyfriend is, ah. 79 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,524 You like watching us out there? 80 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,813 - I love watching you play. 81 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:43,063 - I bet you do. 82 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:58,263 - Ah! 83 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,772 - Someone's jumpy today. 84 00:07:01,772 --> 00:07:02,640 - What the hell happened to you? 85 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,736 - Ouch. 86 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:04,569 - Was it a golf ball? 87 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:05,402 - Nope. 88 00:07:05,402 --> 00:07:06,235 - Right, no blood. 89 00:07:07,102 --> 00:07:10,280 ♪ Poor, pathetic gay fool, in an all-dude school. ♪ 90 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,303 - Go ahead. 91 00:07:11,303 --> 00:07:14,350 ♪ Where the bullies are stereotypes, ♪ 92 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,801 ♪ Save our boy from all this overly beleaguered ♪ 93 00:07:17,801 --> 00:07:20,891 ♪ And obvious hype. ♪ 94 00:07:20,891 --> 00:07:21,770 - Was it in basketball? 95 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:23,142 - Not in season. 96 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:26,400 ♪ Oh, I'm in a tizzy, about my friend Timmy ♪ 97 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,278 ♪ It's such a pity, my friend Timmy ♪ 98 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:30,838 ♪ Poor, poor, ♪ 99 00:07:30,838 --> 00:07:32,907 ♪ Poor, poor, poor, poor Timothy. ♪ 100 00:07:32,907 --> 00:07:33,824 - Baseball? 101 00:07:34,686 --> 00:07:37,608 ♪ The balls they just don't stop coming ♪ 102 00:07:37,608 --> 00:07:40,769 ♪ Too bad they ain't the balls he's wanting ♪ 103 00:07:40,769 --> 00:07:45,769 ♪ The irony is just as sad as this poor horn dog, ♪ 104 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,960 ♪ Before my eyes. ♪ 105 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,103 - It was a dodge ball. 106 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:51,823 - That's boring. 107 00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:53,070 - Where is the pretty free school? 108 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:54,210 - State law. 109 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:57,060 Fags play one hour of sports a day, and they get beat up. 110 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,571 - Need a bodyguard? 111 00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:00,470 - Yeah, right. 112 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:02,410 What you need to do is stand up and fight for yourself. 113 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:05,760 - Oh, since when did you start giving advice like that? 114 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,123 - Since I started my own personal revolution. 115 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,446 Oh, are you gonna be in Ms. T's play? 116 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:13,180 - I don't have a choice. 117 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,300 Come on. 118 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:15,400 - I heard she's a dyke. 119 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,233 - Ms. Tebbit? 120 00:08:17,185 --> 00:08:18,390 - Drinks soy milk. 121 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,423 - I drink soy milk. 122 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:22,450 - Plays guitar 123 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:23,607 Makes her own cloths. 124 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,353 Emancipated herself from her parents when she was sixteen. 125 00:08:30,203 --> 00:08:33,250 - I am not a lesbian, that's your fantasy. 126 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,080 I'm hetero-flexible. 127 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,350 - [Tim] You know, why don't you two just get it on already? 128 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,680 I've tried. 129 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,990 - Have you? 130 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,063 Hetero-flexible? 131 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,720 - I'm straight, but shit happens. 132 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,788 - Let's go, love birds. 133 00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:50,786 ♪ Oh, I'm in a tizzy, about my friend Timmy ♪ 134 00:08:50,786 --> 00:08:53,369 (upbeat music) 135 00:08:59,546 --> 00:09:02,963 ♪ I wanna be a rock star ♪ 136 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:04,686 - Timmy! 137 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:10,942 Timothy sugar, I need your muscles a minute. 138 00:09:15,425 --> 00:09:17,592 Thanks for the help, boys. 139 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:23,030 You're home early. 140 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,257 - No, I'm not. 141 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,880 - What happened? 142 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,930 - It was an accident. 143 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:36,413 - So was that. 144 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,420 - Why do I work my ass off 145 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,520 to put you in that goddamn school? 146 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,460 - Finally get a job? 147 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,733 - Your father was right. 148 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,680 - I don't have a father. 149 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,250 - I should just lock you up in your room. 150 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,853 You know what I'm sacrificing? 151 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,833 Tell him I did get a job. 152 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,003 - It was just a dodge ball. 153 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,683 - Honey? 154 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,953 - So what do you think of these? 155 00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:17,470 - They're perfect, actually. 156 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,303 Harder. 157 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:23,824 - You look nice. 158 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,597 You look really good. 159 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:26,430 Amazing. 160 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,263 - Smile, bitch. 161 00:10:27,263 --> 00:10:31,346 Just 'cause I'm wearing this dress, doesn't mean. 162 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,163 - Hey, girl. 163 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:38,070 Hot fire, hot fire. 164 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,163 So what dead tribunal was it 165 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:41,370 that you stole these boots from? 166 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,640 - Oh, cute, it's my mom actually. 167 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,473 - Oh, your mom. 168 00:10:44,473 --> 00:10:45,892 Oh, she died? 169 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:50,892 - No, what? 170 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,908 (knocking on door) 171 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,110 - Goodnight, sugar. 172 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,357 (rock music) 173 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,263 Don't screw this up. 174 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:46,803 Oh, god. 175 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,384 Damn it. 176 00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:04,202 (doorbell rings) 177 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,200 (knocking on door) 178 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,957 Hi, I'm Donna. - Yes. 179 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:13,464 Not interested. 180 00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:16,381 (knocking on door) 181 00:12:18,473 --> 00:12:19,720 What is it? 182 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,120 - I'm here for the training. 183 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,623 - Oh, eh, Donna? 184 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,520 Well, yes, do come in. 185 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,423 It's quite atrocious out there. 186 00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:33,980 I thought you were due to come on Thursday, 187 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,523 Eh, well, c'est la vie. 188 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,260 Ah, how are you this afternoon? 189 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,120 You're spirits? 190 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:39,953 - I'm good. 191 00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:42,950 - Good, no, first lesson, you are never good. 192 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,223 At Nora Fay you're grand. 193 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,602 Oh, don't worry darling, it's only water. 194 00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:57,435 Come on. 195 00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:04,713 - Loo, loo, loo. 196 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,960 I'm better without the piano. 197 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,130 - I'll take your word. 198 00:13:30,952 --> 00:13:33,452 (piano music) 199 00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:43,214 - This shit is thick. 200 00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:47,243 - Well don't rub so hard, dear. 201 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:49,331 Here. 202 00:13:52,361 --> 00:13:54,278 There, you see, gently. 203 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,083 There. 204 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,410 Now, let's move on to the lips. 205 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,633 Is that your, normal shade? 206 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,183 There. 207 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,480 See, with your coloring, 208 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:18,480 I would say maybe a lilac delight, yes. 209 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,890 Alright, here. 210 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:28,903 Now, strong women wear lipstick. 211 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:35,983 Too strong. 212 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:41,593 - I see their knavery, this is to make an ass of me. 213 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,803 To fright. 214 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,070 Is this a girl's part? 215 00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:54,093 - You are dismissed. 216 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,855 - Just so you know, I'm growing out a goatee. 217 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,688 - Oh. 218 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:11,723 Delightful. 219 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,390 - Time's up! 220 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,570 We have ten minutes more. 221 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,790 - What a team, you're time is up. 222 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,510 - Your little warriors may enter in ten minutes, 223 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,680 until then, the stage is ours. 224 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,923 - That stage made for better storage. 225 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,040 - Where were we? 226 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,103 - I was about to make a fool of myself. 227 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,900 - My dear, do not limit yourself. 228 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,420 Nora Fay can take you 229 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,410 to the edge of your imagination and beyond. 230 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:49,670 - Is this you? 231 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:50,730 - Was. 232 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:51,730 - You were a singer? 233 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,880 - Was. 234 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,330 - Is this is your husband? 235 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:55,810 - Is. 236 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:56,643 - Really? 237 00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:57,768 - Alright. 238 00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:58,601 - In front of Morgan Hill. 239 00:15:58,601 --> 00:15:59,434 - Yes, enough questions. 240 00:15:59,434 --> 00:16:00,450 - My kid just started there. 241 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,283 - Ah. 242 00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:02,220 - Did yours go there? 243 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:05,540 - Oh, god, no, I bore no children. 244 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,750 No, I thank the lord above for the grace 245 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,670 he gave me just to spawn Nora Fay. 246 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,550 Come dear. 247 00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,600 - And the youth, mistook by me, 248 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,183 pleading for a lover's fee. 249 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,220 I don't even know what I'm saying. 250 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,330 - That will come. 251 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,310 Shall we their fond pageant see? 252 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,790 Lord, what fools these mortals be! 253 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,513 - Agreed, indeed. 254 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,133 Let's sing. 255 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,063 - Sing? 256 00:16:44,011 --> 00:16:49,011 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 257 00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:54,072 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 258 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:58,286 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, ♪ 259 00:16:58,286 --> 00:17:02,772 ♪ Loo, loo, ♪ 260 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,522 ♪ Loo, loo, loo. ♪ 261 00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:11,951 Now you. 262 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:12,812 - I don't know it. 263 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:13,812 - Follow me. 264 00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:21,191 Loo, loo, loo, 265 00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:27,435 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 266 00:17:27,435 --> 00:17:30,759 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 267 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,753 ♪ Loo, loo ♪ 268 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:37,753 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 269 00:17:39,252 --> 00:17:42,268 ♪ Loo, loo ♪ 270 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:44,518 ♪ Loo, loo ♪ 271 00:17:49,038 --> 00:17:50,410 With the lyrics. 272 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:51,427 Deep breath. 273 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:57,942 ♪ We fairies, that do run ♪ 274 00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:04,639 ♪ From the presence of the sun ♪ 275 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:10,718 ♪ We follow darkness like a dream. ♪ 276 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:25,087 ♪ Like a dream. ♪ 277 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,840 ♪ Oh. ♪ 278 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,586 - Who is that? 279 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:48,539 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 280 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:53,539 ♪ Yeah, oh. ♪ 281 00:18:56,398 --> 00:19:01,398 ♪ We fairies, that do run, ♪ 282 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:07,290 ♪ From the presence of the sun, ♪ 283 00:19:08,299 --> 00:19:13,299 ♪ We follow darkness like a dream. ♪ 284 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:18,121 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 285 00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:21,225 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 286 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:24,224 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 287 00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:27,340 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 288 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,303 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 289 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:33,353 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 290 00:19:33,353 --> 00:19:36,338 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 291 00:19:36,338 --> 00:19:39,602 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 292 00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:42,476 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 293 00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:45,621 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 294 00:19:45,621 --> 00:19:48,645 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 295 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,644 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 296 00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:54,681 ♪ Be as thou wast wont to be ♪ 297 00:19:54,681 --> 00:19:58,598 ♪ See as thou wast wont to see ♪ 298 00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:01,263 - Looks like I'm one of the lovers. 299 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,280 - I'm not shaving. 300 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,010 - You sure are the jackass. 301 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:10,610 - At least the jackass doesn't have to wear a dress. 302 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,207 - What is Thisby? 303 00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:16,556 Is that a chick? 304 00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:18,163 - Hey, Ms. T, come on. 305 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,280 - Congratulations, gentleman. 306 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,223 Awaken and empower what's within. 307 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,093 - Nice pipes. 308 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,203 I heard you audition. 309 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,490 - I saw the list. 310 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:53,670 - Good afternoon, it's going to be superb. 311 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,510 So many fascinating. 312 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,400 - I thought I told you my boys 313 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,620 don't got time for those parts. 314 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,370 - Must I remind you that 315 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:04,290 Morgan Hill's philosophy clearly states 316 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:07,713 that academics transcends athletics. 317 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,200 - Larry will side with me on this one. 318 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,263 - I'll note you in my book of memory. 319 00:21:19,847 --> 00:21:20,929 - Puck. 320 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:21,933 - Is Puck in the play? 321 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:22,766 - What play? 322 00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:23,599 - The senior play. 323 00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:24,432 - Oh, scribble cheese. 324 00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:26,270 - He's the main fairy. 325 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,210 - Fairy? 326 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,223 - It's a great part. 327 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,363 - A fairy? 328 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,690 - Kick-ass fairy. 329 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:34,143 - You have lines to memorize. 330 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:36,860 We need a plan of attack. 331 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:37,823 - This is great. 332 00:21:42,973 --> 00:21:44,640 - Sick, aren't they? 333 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,383 - Sick? 334 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,760 - I jest to Oberon and make him smile. 335 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,588 When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile, 336 00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:02,460 Neighing in likeness of a filly foal. 337 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:05,860 And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl. 338 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,510 In very likeness of a roasted crab, 339 00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:11,172 and when she drinks, against her lips I bob. 340 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:13,755 (upbeat music) 341 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,140 - This is for Helena. 342 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,930 (laughing) 343 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:23,920 - [Student] Where is the rest of it? 344 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,873 - One of my personal favorites. 345 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,860 Patience, Dr. Bellinger. 346 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,660 I've not forgotten about your frock. 347 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,550 These are for the Pyramus and Thisby finale. 348 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:40,090 Which I have reinvented as an incredibly hip song. 349 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,840 - That's hot, Ms. T. 350 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,489 - Shakespeare was meant for the masses. 351 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,563 ♪ So let the people who talk ♪ 352 00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:51,474 ♪ This Monday morning walk ♪ 353 00:22:51,474 --> 00:22:55,380 ♪ Parts are fabulous ♪ 354 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:57,700 - How now, spirit, whither wander you? 355 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,820 - I mistake your shape and making quite, 356 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,360 or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite. 357 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,250 Called Robin Goodfellow are not you he 358 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,093 that frights the maidens of the villagery. 359 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:08,530 - Thou speak'st aright, 360 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:10,937 I am that merry wanderer of the night. 361 00:23:12,989 --> 00:23:16,122 (bell ringing) 362 00:23:16,122 --> 00:23:18,372 - Mm, third time's a charm. 363 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,050 Alright now, remember my dear, 364 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:33,424 there are no limitations. 365 00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:35,937 - Yeah, right, right. 366 00:23:35,937 --> 00:23:38,354 (bell rings) 367 00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,493 - Oh, you're early. 368 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,600 - Oh, we could. 369 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,660 - Couldn't wait one moment more 370 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:47,703 to show off my newest protege. 371 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:51,300 - Nora Fay, oh, I'm honored. 372 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,450 Did you bring the new lotions? 373 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:55,163 - Darling, we brought everything. 374 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,423 - Go ahead. 375 00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:05,040 - [Coach] She doesn't get it. 376 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,600 - Ms. Tebbit, this year's varsity rugby team 377 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,230 is one of the best in the history of our institution. 378 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:15,230 - So, this has nothing to do with time requirements. 379 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,090 - We're concerned about the tradition. 380 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:22,340 Members of the rugby team portraying females. 381 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:23,370 - Truth be told. 382 00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:27,310 - It's bad for morale, you're embarrassing them. 383 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:28,900 - Only because you've trained them 384 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,600 to cast judgment upon each other. 385 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,760 - Ms. Tebbit, the academy is concerned 386 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,740 that we're sending the wrong message. 387 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:39,350 - The academy has been staging Shakespeare 388 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,940 in this fashion for fifty-six years. 389 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,590 - We live in a different time. 390 00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,920 - Your ignorance of the history of this academy 391 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,930 and the history of the theater is offensive. 392 00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:50,030 - Ms. Tebbit. 393 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,900 - Women were prohibited by law 394 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,870 to act on the Elizabethan stage. 395 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,860 Men filled the void. 396 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,600 If this confabulation is about 397 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,030 your insecurities with sexuality 398 00:25:00,030 --> 00:25:01,950 or the sexuality of your warriors. 399 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:05,100 - I don't have any issues with my sexuality. 400 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,800 - Midsummer Night's Dream is the senior play. 401 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,723 The cast is chosen. 402 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,223 Thank you, gentlemen. 403 00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:19,445 (rain pattering) 404 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,860 (guitar strumming) 405 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:23,693 - [Tim] Jock boy? 406 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:24,860 - I think he wants you. 407 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:27,130 - I think he wants to kick my ass. 408 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:30,820 - Yeah, well, I think my star quality is rubbing off on you. 409 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:34,050 - Why don't you rub up on Max a little bit, ha? 410 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:36,560 - Maxi, it's never gonna happen. 411 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,519 - Then stop waiting for it. 412 00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:40,999 ♪ Maybe that's why, ♪ 413 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:44,240 ♪ Max don't even try, ♪ 414 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,763 ♪ To rub and kiss and suck my thigh ♪ 415 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,052 ♪ Or give me the time of day, ♪ 416 00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:53,340 ♪ 'Cause he's gay, he's gay, he's gay. ♪ 417 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:55,190 - He's not gay. 418 00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:57,723 Mom, mom! 419 00:26:00,256 --> 00:26:02,750 You know, Ms. Tebbit needs a band for the play. 420 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,813 - Really, hey! 421 00:26:17,664 --> 00:26:18,610 - Where we going? 422 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,533 - It's wet out here, you'll catch a cold. 423 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,810 - You look beautiful. 424 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:29,893 - Right. 425 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,850 - Training was good? 426 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,330 - Apparently, I've got a lot of learning to do. 427 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,650 - She said that? 428 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:40,800 I know I can sell that shit 429 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,663 if she just let me out of the door with it. 430 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,400 I miss your daddy. 431 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:54,905 - Dad's an asshole. 432 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:55,790 We were better off. 433 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,180 - What? 434 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,013 - You didn't even try. 435 00:27:01,013 --> 00:27:01,890 He kicked me out. 436 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:02,823 - You left. 437 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,110 - You can have him, I'm fine. 438 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:07,813 - I see, you rather live with Frankie again? 439 00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:08,646 She's a better mother? 440 00:27:08,646 --> 00:27:09,820 - You're my mother! 441 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,653 Like it or not. 442 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,483 - Why are you gay? 443 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:21,743 What did I do? 444 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,960 - You didn't make me queer. 445 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,470 - Don't use that word, Timothy. 446 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:30,390 - Nobody did, I'm just queer, ok? 447 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,570 So deal with it. 448 00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:33,210 - Go to hell. 449 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,400 I do deal with it, Timothy. 450 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,103 Every day I deal with it. 451 00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:39,210 You're not the only one who has it rough around here. 452 00:27:39,210 --> 00:27:41,953 Every single day I come out of the closet, just like you. 453 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,750 This is not just your problem, 454 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,747 it's both of ours, and I'm trying. 455 00:28:16,379 --> 00:28:19,546 (upbeat techno music) 456 00:28:25,915 --> 00:28:28,582 (boys shouting) 457 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:35,996 - Hey, over here! 458 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:41,973 Good form. 459 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,789 - What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? 460 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:59,345 ♪ Now I'm lost and screaming for help ♪ 461 00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:04,345 ♪ Relax, take it easy ♪ 462 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:07,275 ♪ For there is nothing that we can do. ♪ 463 00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:12,275 ♪ Relax, take it easy ♪ 464 00:29:12,739 --> 00:29:17,739 ♪ Blame it on me or blame it on you. ♪ 465 00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:24,486 ♪ It's as if I'm scared. ♪ 466 00:29:24,486 --> 00:29:26,411 ♪ It's as if I'm terrified. ♪ 467 00:29:26,411 --> 00:29:28,464 ♪ It's as if I scared. ♪ 468 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:31,005 ♪ It's as if I'm playing with fire. ♪ 469 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:32,384 ♪ Scared. ♪ 470 00:29:32,384 --> 00:29:34,317 ♪ It's as if I'm terrified. ♪ 471 00:29:34,317 --> 00:29:36,621 ♪ Are you scared' ♪ 472 00:29:36,621 --> 00:29:37,454 ♪ Are we playing with fire' ♪ 473 00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:39,890 - Good form, he said that? 474 00:29:39,890 --> 00:29:41,280 Isn't he like super jock? 475 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,380 - Come on, keep going. 476 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,417 Demetrius says, "Yea, art thou there?" 477 00:29:52,850 --> 00:29:57,555 - Follow my voice we'll try no manhood here. 478 00:29:57,555 --> 00:29:59,060 - You need that manhood for your jock boy. 479 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:00,490 - That's not what it means. 480 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,840 - Oh, man. 481 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,303 - Courage, they're about to fight for love. 482 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,870 - My gentle Puck, come hither, thou rememberest, 483 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:13,490 That very time I saw, but thou couldst not. 484 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:16,270 Cupid all armed a certain aim he took 485 00:30:16,270 --> 00:30:19,390 at a fair vestal throned by. 486 00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:22,483 - Vestal, throned by the west. 487 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:27,700 And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow, 488 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,540 As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts 489 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:31,373 Go on. 490 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,750 - Yet marked I where the bolt of Cupid fell. 491 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,913 It fell upon a little western flower, 492 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:43,950 before milk-white, now purple with love's wound, 493 00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:45,373 - Luscious, continue. 494 00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:48,880 - Fetch me that flower the herb I shewed thee once. 495 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,350 - The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid 496 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,540 will make or man or woman madly dote. 497 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,480 Upon the next live creature that it sees. 498 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,450 - I'll put a girdle round about the earth 499 00:30:59,450 --> 00:31:01,563 in forty minutes. 500 00:31:04,190 --> 00:31:06,310 - Having once this juice, 501 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:09,300 I'll watch Titania when she is asleep, 502 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,823 and drop the liquor of it in her eyes. 503 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,243 - The next thing then she waking looks upon, 504 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:20,393 she shall pursue it with the soul of love. 505 00:31:23,377 --> 00:31:25,890 - I would love to have you stay for bible studies. 506 00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:26,860 - I have wings to make. 507 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,980 - It's a puddler. 508 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:30,090 - No, for my son, he's a fairy. 509 00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:30,923 - A fairy? 510 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,756 - In a play. 511 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:32,740 - Ow. 512 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:34,063 - Well, in real life too. 513 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:39,607 He's gay, my son is gay, or queer. 514 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:47,900 But the wings are for the play. 515 00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:52,278 - A man shall not lay with man. 516 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,633 - Do you want the damn eye cream or not? 517 00:32:01,159 --> 00:32:02,428 (bell rings) 518 00:32:02,428 --> 00:32:04,160 - Now, with the soul of love, 519 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,813 I ask of you the memorization of act three tonight. 520 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,873 Timothy, how's your text coming? 521 00:32:19,797 --> 00:32:22,680 - I'm trying, but I don't understand half it. 522 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,930 - Unite rhythm with words, 523 00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:28,500 and they will unlock to empower you. 524 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,243 Like a midsummer night's dream come true. 525 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,823 Take pains, be perfect, adieu. 526 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:49,310 - [Coach] Down, up. 527 00:32:49,310 --> 00:32:50,190 - Nine. 528 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,140 - [Coach] Down, up. 529 00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:53,048 - Ten. 530 00:32:53,048 --> 00:32:55,715 (boys shouting) 531 00:33:12,471 --> 00:33:14,131 - Come on, go faster. 532 00:33:14,131 --> 00:33:15,048 Go, go, go. 533 00:33:17,591 --> 00:33:18,424 - Come on. 534 00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:21,183 - Who did it? 535 00:33:21,183 --> 00:33:23,310 - Oh, look who just flew in from fairy land. 536 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,220 - Did you? 537 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,890 - Hey bud, calm down. 538 00:33:25,890 --> 00:33:26,723 - Who did it? 539 00:33:26,723 --> 00:33:27,556 - Let's walk. 540 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:29,653 - Faggot! 541 00:33:32,154 --> 00:33:34,821 (boys shouting) 542 00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:40,170 - Get out of here. 543 00:33:41,558 --> 00:33:43,058 It's not worth it. 544 00:33:50,957 --> 00:33:53,707 (dramatic music) 545 00:34:14,063 --> 00:34:17,013 - I'll put a girdle round about the earth in forty minutes. 546 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,243 Put a girdle. 547 00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:21,573 Girdle. 548 00:34:28,490 --> 00:34:33,490 I'll put a girdle round about the earth in forty minutes. 549 00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:42,914 I'll put a girdle round about the earth. 550 00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:51,616 (upbeat music) 551 00:35:12,576 --> 00:35:15,243 - [Narrator] Cupid's love juice. 552 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:23,200 Secure upon-sat stones of promontory. 553 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,163 Sparked essence of the madly shooting stars. 554 00:35:27,038 --> 00:35:30,060 One drop or two of anything watery. 555 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:33,377 Some semblance of a milk-white western flower. 556 00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:40,942 Fulfill a pot of purely mineral with ingredients 557 00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:44,430 which you've gathered carefully. 558 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:47,325 Upon said bowl, bestow harmonious breath. 559 00:35:47,325 --> 00:35:51,694 Til thou remember'st pure whose love you seek. 560 00:35:51,694 --> 00:35:52,618 - Whose love you seek. 561 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,821 - [Narrator] Allow this precious time to meditate 562 00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:57,696 Their quenched thirst your just deserved prize! 563 00:35:57,696 --> 00:35:59,224 - Deserved prize. 564 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:03,327 - [Narrator] United they conspire to charm your mate 565 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:07,036 With purple liquor destined for love's eyes. 566 00:36:07,036 --> 00:36:10,536 Now with a deft and musical note, rejoice. 567 00:36:13,647 --> 00:36:17,647 - To give your deepest love-desire strong voice. 568 00:37:08,725 --> 00:37:11,986 ♪ I see their knavery ♪ 569 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:15,743 ♪ This is to make an ass of me ♪ 570 00:37:15,743 --> 00:37:20,743 ♪ To fright me, if they could. ♪ 571 00:37:23,314 --> 00:37:26,225 ♪ But I will not stir from this place, ♪ 572 00:37:26,225 --> 00:37:29,403 ♪ Do what they can ♪ 573 00:37:29,403 --> 00:37:33,320 ♪ I will work up and down here ♪ 574 00:37:39,761 --> 00:37:42,451 ♪ And I will sing ♪ 575 00:37:42,451 --> 00:37:47,451 ♪ That they shall hear that I am not ♪ 576 00:37:51,175 --> 00:37:55,144 ♪ I am not afraid. ♪ 577 00:37:55,144 --> 00:38:00,144 ♪ I am not afraid. ♪ 578 00:38:02,974 --> 00:38:06,559 ♪ I know not by what power I'm made bold, ♪ 579 00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:10,220 ♪ But still you flout my insufficiencies, ♪ 580 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:15,220 ♪ The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. ♪ 581 00:38:17,304 --> 00:38:18,910 ♪ My ear should catch your voice ♪ 582 00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:20,891 ♪ My eye your eye, ♪ 583 00:38:20,891 --> 00:38:22,450 ♪ My tongue should catch your tongue ♪ 584 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,416 ♪ Sweet melody, ♪ 585 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,781 ♪ My tongue your tongue ♪ 586 00:38:26,781 --> 00:38:30,082 ♪ Were the world mine, ♪ 587 00:38:30,082 --> 00:38:35,082 ♪ And I will sing that they shall hear ♪ 588 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:42,227 ♪ That I am not, I am not afraid ♪ 589 00:38:43,909 --> 00:38:48,909 ♪ I am not afraid. ♪ 590 00:38:49,115 --> 00:38:50,664 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 591 00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:52,542 ♪ Fetch me that flower, ♪ 592 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,475 ♪ Up and down and up and down ♪ 593 00:38:54,475 --> 00:38:59,250 ♪ I will lead them up and down ♪ 594 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,546 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 595 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,706 ♪ Swift as a shadow, ♪ 596 00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:04,674 ♪ Up and down and up and down ♪ 597 00:39:04,674 --> 00:39:09,674 ♪ I will lead them up and down ♪ 598 00:39:09,989 --> 00:39:12,557 ♪ O, why rebuke ♪ 599 00:39:12,557 --> 00:39:17,083 ♪ You him that loves you so? ♪ 600 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:22,083 ♪ Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe, ♪ 601 00:39:23,454 --> 00:39:28,454 ♪ On your bitter foe ♪ 602 00:39:29,563 --> 00:39:33,701 ♪ What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? ♪ 603 00:39:33,701 --> 00:39:36,949 ♪ I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. ♪ 604 00:39:36,949 --> 00:39:41,949 ♪ I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again ♪ 605 00:39:46,078 --> 00:39:50,373 ♪ Mine ear is much enamored of thy note, ♪ 606 00:39:50,373 --> 00:39:53,902 ♪ So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape, ♪ 607 00:39:53,902 --> 00:39:57,547 ♪ I'll follow thee, ♪ 608 00:39:57,547 --> 00:40:01,458 ♪ I'll follow thee ♪ 609 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:06,458 ♪ And make a heaven of hell. ♪ 610 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:11,867 ♪ I'll follow thee ♪ 611 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:15,445 ♪ I'll follow thee ♪ 612 00:40:15,445 --> 00:40:20,445 ♪ And make a heaven of hell. ♪ 613 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:26,986 ♪ And make a heaven of hell. ♪ 614 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,197 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 615 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,849 ♪ Fetch me that flower, ♪ 616 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:35,576 ♪ Up and down and up and down ♪ 617 00:40:35,576 --> 00:40:39,750 ♪ I will lead them up and down. ♪ 618 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,109 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 619 00:40:41,109 --> 00:40:42,728 ♪ Swift as a shadow, ♪ 620 00:40:42,728 --> 00:40:44,613 ♪ Up and down and up and down. ♪ 621 00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:48,613 ♪ I will lead them up and down. ♪ 622 00:41:00,981 --> 00:41:02,310 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 623 00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:03,970 ♪ Fetch me that flower, ♪ 624 00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:05,719 ♪ Up and down and up and down. ♪ 625 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,992 ♪ I will lead them up and. ♪ 626 00:41:09,992 --> 00:41:11,240 ♪ Fairies away, ♪ 627 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,910 ♪ Swift as a shadow, ♪ 628 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:14,734 ♪ Up and down and up and down. ♪ 629 00:41:14,734 --> 00:41:19,734 ♪ I will lead them up and down. ♪ 630 00:41:23,096 --> 00:41:26,516 ♪ My ear should catch your voice, ♪ 631 00:41:26,516 --> 00:41:30,034 ♪ My eye should catch your eye, ♪ 632 00:41:30,034 --> 00:41:32,888 ♪ My tongue your tongue, ♪ 633 00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:36,138 ♪ Were the world mine. ♪ 634 00:41:51,410 --> 00:41:52,403 - Hey, I'm here. 635 00:41:53,370 --> 00:41:54,823 - Hold on, wait out there. 636 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,320 - Hey fairy boy, you started without me? 637 00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:05,596 What the. 638 00:42:13,243 --> 00:42:14,283 - Are you ok? 639 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,363 How now, mad spirit. 640 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,453 - You know what? 641 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,923 Ah, oh my god, my mom. 642 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,072 - So hot in here. 643 00:42:31,072 --> 00:42:33,050 - No, no no no no. 644 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,370 - [Mother] Timmy? 645 00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:35,483 - Just stay in here. 646 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:38,680 - Anything for you. 647 00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:41,263 - Shit. 648 00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:45,995 Mom, eh, I'm working, Max is here. 649 00:42:45,995 --> 00:42:47,620 - Am I too old to date? 650 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,600 - Ah, we're really busy. 651 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,005 - You gotta see, I almost finished your wings. 652 00:42:51,005 --> 00:42:51,838 - Oh, no no no! 653 00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:54,193 Mom, look, Max is gonna help me with my stuff. 654 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,993 - Fine. 655 00:42:57,290 --> 00:42:58,123 - Later. 656 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:03,680 - You should be proud. 657 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,663 Your mom sold a lot of shit today. 658 00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:08,896 - I missed you. 659 00:43:08,896 --> 00:43:11,607 - Hey, I'm not sure, but I think I did something to you. 660 00:43:11,607 --> 00:43:13,610 No, no wait, just stay there. 661 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:15,230 Put your shirt back on. 662 00:43:19,312 --> 00:43:21,312 Where is that damn page? 663 00:43:23,003 --> 00:43:25,330 I'll put a girdle round about the earth. 664 00:43:25,330 --> 00:43:26,880 In forty minutes. 665 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,630 Put a girdle round about the earth. 666 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,690 Shit. 667 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:31,523 Forty minutes. 668 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,930 - Do they get how lucky they are 669 00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:49,330 to have you at their school? 670 00:43:50,418 --> 00:43:52,168 - No Max, they don't. 671 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:05,217 - That jock boy is really missing out. 672 00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:14,143 - Not for long. 673 00:44:15,350 --> 00:44:16,800 - Do you think these are too. 674 00:44:17,690 --> 00:44:18,950 - Small? 675 00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:19,783 - Mom, mom! 676 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,110 You need to go home, ok? 677 00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:28,173 Eh, you need to go home and think about Frankie. 678 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:35,670 Don't tell a soul about this. 679 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:36,713 - About us? 680 00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:41,873 My lips are sealed to quench your sweet desire. 681 00:44:41,873 --> 00:44:43,850 - Max, good bye. 682 00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:45,617 - Parting is such a sweet sorrow. 683 00:45:18,201 --> 00:45:20,701 (dog barking) 684 00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:52,177 - What now? 685 00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:00,340 - If you could make someone love you, would you? 686 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,603 - Shit, obviously. 687 00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,263 I was asleep. 688 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,440 - Max helped me with lines tonight. 689 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,380 Yeah? 690 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,380 He really likes you. 691 00:46:12,512 --> 00:46:15,460 - Is that in danger of changing by tomorrow morning? 692 00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:16,660 - He wanted you to know. 693 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,753 - OK. 694 00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:23,800 - There was an accident. 695 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,633 - What? 696 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,133 - I'll fix it. 697 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,807 - I couldn't sleep either. 698 00:47:00,809 --> 00:47:03,820 - Isn't that your wedding dress? 699 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:04,653 - Was. 700 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,790 Don't run off and scare me like that again. 701 00:47:34,544 --> 00:47:36,961 (rock music) 702 00:47:56,108 --> 00:47:58,930 - But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy. 703 00:47:58,930 --> 00:48:01,463 Lie further off in human modesty. 704 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:13,300 - Here is my bed sleep give thee all his rest! 705 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,573 - With half that wish the wisher's eyes be pressed! 706 00:48:19,950 --> 00:48:20,783 - Sleep! 707 00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:32,880 - Through the forest have I gone. 708 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,630 But Athenian found I none, on whose eyes I might approve 709 00:48:36,630 --> 00:48:38,973 this flower's force in stirring love. 710 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,853 Night and silence. 711 00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:52,723 Who is here? 712 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:59,310 Weeds of Athens he doth wear and the maiden, sleeping sound. 713 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:03,010 On the dank and dirty ground. 714 00:49:03,010 --> 00:49:03,843 - Fag. 715 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,173 Oh, the fairy brought his own props. 716 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:28,370 Churl, upon thy eyes I throw 717 00:49:28,370 --> 00:49:31,307 all the power this charm doth owe. 718 00:49:42,455 --> 00:49:43,288 - Timothy? 719 00:49:48,470 --> 00:49:49,383 - Oh, nasty! 720 00:49:52,308 --> 00:49:53,808 - Ah, I can't see. 721 00:50:29,604 --> 00:50:30,854 - What in hell? 722 00:50:58,337 --> 00:50:59,413 - Timothy! 723 00:50:59,413 --> 00:51:02,385 - OK, what did you do to my boyfriend? 724 00:51:02,385 --> 00:51:03,218 - I missed your bright eyes. 725 00:51:03,218 --> 00:51:04,051 - Oh, come on. 726 00:51:04,051 --> 00:51:05,350 - You promised. 727 00:51:05,350 --> 00:51:06,233 - Don't leave me. 728 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:14,043 (upbeat music) 729 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,040 - Gentlemen! 730 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,913 This afternoon we focus on balance and coordination. 731 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,017 Essential skills to hold for rugby one. 732 00:51:30,215 --> 00:51:31,048 Excellent! 733 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,490 Onward to the field, gentles! 734 00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:48,338 - Coach? 735 00:51:51,810 --> 00:51:53,963 I'll see you later, my prince. 736 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:58,620 - You're mocking me, right? 737 00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:00,070 I mean, you said he liked me. 738 00:52:04,439 --> 00:52:06,460 - On all four I've chased you. 739 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,320 Sweet, what flee so fast? 740 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,760 - You're fractious. 741 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,593 I can see your heartbeat. 742 00:52:10,593 --> 00:52:12,700 - I'm not done here yet, sport. 743 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,710 - Was this the accident? 744 00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:15,880 You seducing my boyfriend? 745 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,250 - Boyfriend? 746 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:18,083 - Yeah. 747 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:20,160 - Yes, Max was the accident, and I'll fix it, I promise. 748 00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:22,453 Let's walk. 749 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:26,573 - No, Timothy. 750 00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:29,603 - What is wrong with you! 751 00:52:34,328 --> 00:52:36,828 What is wrong with all of you! 752 00:52:40,030 --> 00:52:41,653 This is really fucked up! 753 00:52:47,295 --> 00:52:48,128 - Donna, darling. 754 00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:51,580 I have got to say that I have vacillated 755 00:52:51,580 --> 00:52:52,640 after that first meeting, 756 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,230 but you surprise me dearly. 757 00:52:55,230 --> 00:52:56,920 - First impressions aren't my thing. 758 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,070 - They must be. 759 00:52:58,070 --> 00:52:59,620 Lawrence says that from the moment 760 00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:02,470 he first laid his eyes upon me, 761 00:53:02,470 --> 00:53:04,060 it was true love. 762 00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:05,020 - Was it? 763 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:08,040 - There are no limitations. 764 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,210 I have none, and you too, can rise above. 765 00:53:11,210 --> 00:53:15,563 Remember, what you believe, you will achieve. 766 00:53:16,790 --> 00:53:19,383 - Timothy, that's my son. 767 00:53:24,673 --> 00:53:25,506 Timothy! 768 00:53:27,712 --> 00:53:28,545 Timmy! 769 00:53:30,902 --> 00:53:31,869 - Do you know her? 770 00:53:31,869 --> 00:53:32,969 - Yeah, that's my mom. 771 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,690 - I'm Jonathan, you have a brilliant son. 772 00:53:38,690 --> 00:53:41,380 - Oh, shit, sorry. 773 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:43,240 We just had our nails done. 774 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,073 - Nora Fay! 775 00:53:44,073 --> 00:53:45,200 - No, mom. 776 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,110 We've gotta go, we've got 777 00:53:46,110 --> 00:53:48,090 a lot of practicing to do. 778 00:53:48,090 --> 00:53:48,923 - Wait. 779 00:53:48,923 --> 00:53:50,370 - Oh, Timothy. 780 00:53:50,370 --> 00:53:52,383 Pleasure to finally meet. 781 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:57,213 And Jonathan Cordin, well you look quite luminous. 782 00:54:00,210 --> 00:54:01,233 - I'm in love. 783 00:54:02,067 --> 00:54:05,469 - Yes, this is exactly what I meant 784 00:54:05,469 --> 00:54:07,240 by rising above, Donna. 785 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:12,240 Your son compatriots with Morgan Hills' star rugby player. 786 00:54:13,630 --> 00:54:15,730 - We're not compatriots, we're boyfriends. 787 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:18,733 - I'm sorry? 788 00:54:20,730 --> 00:54:22,363 - We have got to go. 789 00:54:28,330 --> 00:54:29,163 - Johnny! 790 00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:34,293 - Your son is a homosexual? 791 00:54:35,459 --> 00:54:38,707 - Em, yes he is, Nora Fay. 792 00:54:44,729 --> 00:54:45,780 - Has your coach lost his mind? 793 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,780 - I've outgrown you. 794 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,580 - Is this a joke? 795 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,470 - Don't mock my love. 796 00:54:52,470 --> 00:54:55,643 Who will not change a raven for a dove? 797 00:54:57,494 --> 00:54:58,327 - What? 798 00:54:58,327 --> 00:54:59,300 - Fly away. 799 00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,010 - How could he not desire a woman? 800 00:55:01,010 --> 00:55:02,370 It's unnatural! 801 00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:03,263 - Let's go. 802 00:55:06,430 --> 00:55:07,263 - Wait here. 803 00:55:08,290 --> 00:55:09,940 - You better pick me up at seven. 804 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:14,290 - You can take your ugly makeup, 805 00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:16,746 and shove it up your unlimited ass. 806 00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:17,579 - Aww! 807 00:55:21,930 --> 00:55:24,593 May god bless you and show you the light! 808 00:55:24,593 --> 00:55:26,170 - I got your bag, mom. 809 00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:27,003 - Both of you! 810 00:55:28,448 --> 00:55:31,228 I knew this was horrible and whatever may. 811 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:32,061 - Get out of my way. 812 00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:33,360 - Timmy, what's the hell is that? 813 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,777 - Ah, my mascara! 814 00:55:37,649 --> 00:55:40,256 - Let her walk in one of my shoes for a while. 815 00:55:40,256 --> 00:55:43,589 - My eyes are tingling and Donna, Donna. 816 00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:55,893 Donna, Donna, Donna. 817 00:55:58,660 --> 00:56:03,433 Oh, be not so bashful, darling, rare divine. 818 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:09,723 These luscious, kissy, cherry lips, are mine. 819 00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:23,940 - I'd like to welcome everyone 820 00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:27,970 to the fifty-sixth annual Morgan Hill spring festival. 821 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,540 We're honored to have several special guests, 822 00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:33,560 to help us wing in this weekend's festivities. 823 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,235 First and foremost, the honorable, Mayor Robbins. 824 00:56:36,235 --> 00:56:38,485 (applause) 825 00:56:40,310 --> 00:56:41,730 We were also hoping to have 826 00:56:41,730 --> 00:56:44,420 a representative from one of our sponsors, 827 00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:47,250 my beautiful wife, Nora Bellinger, 828 00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,930 but she is most likely still out 829 00:56:49,930 --> 00:56:51,863 soliciting some lucky towns persons. 830 00:56:58,690 --> 00:56:59,523 - Let's not go. 831 00:57:00,930 --> 00:57:01,763 - Why? 832 00:57:03,350 --> 00:57:04,500 - You're different now. 833 00:57:06,136 --> 00:57:08,120 - Come on, what about cotton candy mountain? 834 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,100 - I don't think you're ready for this. 835 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,723 - I cross my heart. 836 00:57:13,210 --> 00:57:15,240 - Seriously, I was beaten up for being queer 837 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,720 before I even knew what that was. 838 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,630 - Well, don't worry, I'll protect you. 839 00:57:19,630 --> 00:57:22,310 - I don't need someone to protect me. 840 00:57:22,310 --> 00:57:24,130 You didn't even like me yesterday, remember? 841 00:57:24,130 --> 00:57:28,413 - Oh, sure I did, but I fell in love with you today. 842 00:57:29,610 --> 00:57:30,443 Come on. 843 00:57:30,443 --> 00:57:31,413 - Stop, stop. 844 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:35,650 - You are perfection. 845 00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:37,730 - That's the pansy talking. 846 00:57:37,730 --> 00:57:40,723 - Come on, it'll be fine. 847 00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:42,773 There's a kissing booth. 848 00:57:43,796 --> 00:57:45,647 - And last but not least, 849 00:57:45,647 --> 00:57:47,287 our very own, Coach Driskill. 850 00:57:54,284 --> 00:57:55,784 - I love this man. 851 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:00,768 - If he's here with that fag, 852 00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:02,480 I'm gonna kill him. 853 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,430 - You are completely prettier than him. 854 00:58:05,268 --> 00:58:06,318 - I love this school. 855 00:58:08,550 --> 00:58:10,303 Our love for one another, 856 00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:16,253 shines brighter than the lights on this midway. 857 00:58:18,657 --> 00:58:20,907 (applause) 858 00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:33,433 - I hate this town. 859 00:58:35,422 --> 00:58:36,255 I can't wait to graduate, 860 00:58:36,255 --> 00:58:38,400 and get the hell out of this place forever. 861 00:58:39,530 --> 00:58:41,400 - It's not that bad. 862 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,350 - Yeah, try looking at it from my eyes. 863 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,130 - What about your family? 864 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,790 - You mean my mom? 865 00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:50,360 - Everyone. 866 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,773 - It's just my mom, on a good day. 867 00:58:57,860 --> 00:58:59,193 I don't want to go back. 868 00:59:00,150 --> 00:59:01,200 - To what? 869 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,900 - Real life. 870 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,733 - This is real. 871 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:08,653 - Yeah, but so far from where I woke up this morning. 872 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,220 People were staring at us. 873 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,653 - Well, stare back. 874 00:59:21,810 --> 00:59:23,283 People are just jealous, 875 00:59:24,650 --> 00:59:26,650 because I'm with the best fella in town. 876 00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:48,543 People can change. 877 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,253 - If they experience that, they might. 878 01:00:02,858 --> 01:00:03,691 - Look. 879 01:00:06,450 --> 01:00:08,200 - How many people are in this town? 880 01:00:09,350 --> 01:00:10,533 - Ten-thousand maybe. 881 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,910 - Let's go. 882 01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:17,064 - Why? 883 01:00:17,064 --> 01:00:18,143 - I've got people to change. 884 01:00:20,962 --> 01:00:23,379 (bell rings) 885 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,260 - Game's over, sport. 886 01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:30,361 - What? 887 01:00:30,361 --> 01:00:31,530 - I missed you. 888 01:00:31,530 --> 01:00:33,117 - Get the hell off of him. 889 01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:37,580 Leave him alone. 890 01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:38,750 - Listen, he's just messing with your head. 891 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:39,583 - He's mine. 892 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:41,320 - Stop teasing him and go after your cheerleader. 893 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,710 - Any love I have for her is gone, I swear. 894 01:00:43,710 --> 01:00:45,280 - Max, Max, you love Frankie. 895 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,510 You know I know. 896 01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:47,513 - Yes, thank you. 897 01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:50,613 - I love you. 898 01:00:52,812 --> 01:00:54,320 When I vow, I weep 899 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,470 My tears do tell the truth. 900 01:00:56,470 --> 01:00:59,735 - OK, I'm going insane, officially! 901 01:00:59,735 --> 01:01:00,568 Ah! 902 01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:03,693 - Found the fags. 903 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,833 You, asshole! 904 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:10,778 - Stop it! 905 01:01:10,778 --> 01:01:12,040 - Come here. 906 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:12,873 - He's mine. 907 01:01:14,618 --> 01:01:15,451 - Ah! 908 01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:18,952 - No no no no! 909 01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:21,950 - Look, can you please let me in on this? 910 01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:24,296 - Who is this goddess? 911 01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:25,370 - Nymph. 912 01:01:25,370 --> 01:01:26,203 - Perfect. 913 01:01:26,203 --> 01:01:27,113 - Divine. 914 01:01:33,793 --> 01:01:35,917 - Timothy, Timothy, I love you. 915 01:01:37,390 --> 01:01:38,770 - I swear on my life I do. 916 01:01:38,770 --> 01:01:40,260 - I love you more than he can ever could. 917 01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:41,624 - Prove it! 918 01:01:41,624 --> 01:01:43,375 - You want a fight? 919 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:44,410 - You're on, jock boy! 920 01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:45,243 - Max. 921 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,313 - You coming? 922 01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:53,470 - Be certain, I don't love you anymore. 923 01:01:53,470 --> 01:01:54,573 - Follow if you dare. 924 01:02:00,390 --> 01:02:01,263 - Get off me! 925 01:02:10,830 --> 01:02:14,823 - Timothy, have we had our fun yet? 926 01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,244 (sad music) 927 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,595 - Go away! 928 01:02:58,595 --> 01:03:00,678 - Donna, darling, please. 929 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,016 Don't leave me out here alone. 930 01:03:04,016 --> 01:03:07,203 All the things we could do together. 931 01:03:07,203 --> 01:03:09,533 - I am not a lesbian. 932 01:03:18,570 --> 01:03:19,903 - Nora, darling? 933 01:04:04,163 --> 01:04:07,093 - Lawrence, I can see your light on. 934 01:04:08,323 --> 01:04:09,955 - Driskill, I have a wife. 935 01:04:09,955 --> 01:04:12,997 - Well, if she doesn't ask, you don't have to tell. 936 01:04:57,872 --> 01:05:02,872 ♪ The course of true love, never did run ♪ 937 01:05:05,914 --> 01:05:08,247 ♪Smooth, no ♪ 938 01:05:16,056 --> 01:05:21,056 ♪ The course of true love, never did run smooth ♪ 939 01:05:31,069 --> 01:05:36,069 ♪ The course of true love never did run smooth ♪ 940 01:05:39,737 --> 01:05:42,154 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 941 01:05:55,504 --> 01:05:58,560 ♪ The course of true love ♪ 942 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,893 ♪ Never did run smooth. ♪ 943 01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:08,893 - Jock boy shed none. 944 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:12,455 It's all mine. 945 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,680 I fought with everything I had, 946 01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:17,740 but it wasn't enough. 947 01:07:25,820 --> 01:07:27,370 - My heart belongs to Jonathan. 948 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,430 - I don't exist without you. 949 01:07:31,430 --> 01:07:32,263 - You do. 950 01:07:37,630 --> 01:07:39,120 It's late. 951 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,070 You should go home. 952 01:07:46,262 --> 01:07:47,429 - Begone then! 953 01:07:48,992 --> 01:07:51,325 (sad music) 954 01:08:07,890 --> 01:08:09,480 - Where moments ago the mayor made 955 01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,530 the shocking announcement 956 01:08:10,530 --> 01:08:14,030 that he'd be leaving his wife of eleven years. 957 01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:15,940 He also said Kingston would start issuing 958 01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:18,783 marriage licenses to any couples in love. 959 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,737 The mayor issued this statement, 960 01:08:21,737 --> 01:08:23,200 "The constitution prohibits 961 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,827 the making of laws based on religion." 962 01:08:25,827 --> 01:08:28,680 "Therefore, excluding legions of citizens from this 963 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:32,000 sanctified institution because of religious belief, 964 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:36,200 is immoral, unconstitutional and silly." 965 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,779 - I woke up this morning with an extra skip in my step. 966 01:08:38,779 --> 01:08:41,623 Timmy! 967 01:08:43,224 --> 01:08:44,057 Timothy! 968 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,090 - We'd only be guessing at how many couples 969 01:08:52,090 --> 01:08:54,930 have driven long distances today to take advantage 970 01:08:54,930 --> 01:08:58,162 of this landmark turn of events. 971 01:08:58,162 --> 01:09:00,420 - Well, we've known each other for twenty years, 972 01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,770 we've been neighbors and this morning 973 01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:05,190 we looked at each other and we just knew 974 01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:07,023 this was the right thing. 975 01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:10,350 - We have a new perspective on life. 976 01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,260 - Yes, but what about family values? 977 01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:15,533 - What about them, we have families, we have values. 978 01:09:18,457 --> 01:09:21,280 - Come on, Frankie, answer the damn phone. 979 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,770 - [Radio] The gay marriage debate has come to Kingston. 980 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:42,713 - Over there, look, gay, gay, gay and gay. 981 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:47,793 We'll find him. 982 01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:08,050 - Driskill, why the hell are you still here? 983 01:10:08,050 --> 01:10:08,883 - I missed you. 984 01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:11,520 - What the hell's gotten into you? 985 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,787 That speech last night, the dancing in practice. 986 01:10:13,787 --> 01:10:15,120 - We're refining the essentials 987 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,573 needed to play a skillful game. 988 01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:23,290 - My wife wouldn't let me in the house last night. 989 01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:27,243 - That makes two of us unlucky in love this morning. 990 01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:31,523 - She said the course of true love never did run smooth. 991 01:10:34,628 --> 01:10:37,651 (knocking on door) 992 01:10:37,651 --> 01:10:38,651 - Oh, lords. 993 01:10:40,064 --> 01:10:42,890 - Dr. Bellinger, open up. 994 01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:45,670 Dr. Bellinger, my family was eating dinner last night 995 01:10:45,670 --> 01:10:47,750 and Cole said, "I love Cooper 996 01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:49,350 and I want everyone to know it". 997 01:10:50,690 --> 01:10:53,410 This is not my little Cole. 998 01:10:53,410 --> 01:10:54,820 There's been something odd about him, 999 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:56,620 ever since he started that play and now. 1000 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,460 - Hasn't it occurred to you that I have problems too? 1001 01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,923 - You need to fix this! 1002 01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:06,043 Dr. Bellinger. 1003 01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,938 (radio chatter) 1004 01:11:12,938 --> 01:11:14,388 - Look. 1005 01:11:14,388 --> 01:11:15,438 - They're everywhere. 1006 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,624 - Who's that? 1007 01:11:23,242 --> 01:11:24,659 - Donna, darling! 1008 01:11:25,931 --> 01:11:26,764 - Shit. 1009 01:11:29,882 --> 01:11:30,715 - Donna? 1010 01:11:32,147 --> 01:11:32,980 Donna!? 1011 01:11:35,048 --> 01:11:40,048 Oh, Donna, look at you, how precious. 1012 01:11:40,521 --> 01:11:41,354 = Go! 1013 01:11:48,243 --> 01:11:50,826 (upbeat music) 1014 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:04,800 - He hasn't been here. 1015 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:05,914 - He'll turn up. 1016 01:12:05,914 --> 01:12:08,400 - Yeah, in a ditch someplace with a hole in his head. 1017 01:12:10,999 --> 01:12:11,832 (knocking on door) 1018 01:12:11,832 --> 01:12:12,860 - Don't get it. 1019 01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:13,693 - What if it's him? 1020 01:12:13,693 --> 01:12:14,760 - Well what if it's not? 1021 01:12:17,330 --> 01:12:18,313 - Good morning. 1022 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,670 Frankie, how is your song? 1023 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,050 - Where's Timothy? 1024 01:12:23,050 --> 01:12:24,880 - He didn't come home last night. 1025 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,840 - Where is my son? 1026 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,710 - There's a meeting at Morgan Hill. 1027 01:12:28,710 --> 01:12:29,690 - Is he in trouble? 1028 01:12:29,690 --> 01:12:31,520 - You should come with me. 1029 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,640 - What about the play? 1030 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,260 - The play will go on. 1031 01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:36,193 Just don't you forget your guitar. 1032 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:43,530 - I am not leaving my son in this place one day longer! 1033 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,160 - Please, stay calm, sir. 1034 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,830 - No one needs to remove their child from this institution. 1035 01:12:48,830 --> 01:12:50,013 Where is Ms. Tebbit? 1036 01:12:50,937 --> 01:12:52,068 - Where is everyone? 1037 01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:53,200 - This is my son. 1038 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,170 I found him this morning 1039 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:56,210 in bed with his best friend Russ. 1040 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:58,260 They were holding each other and kissing. 1041 01:12:59,350 --> 01:13:01,837 Believe me, I taught them both a lesson. 1042 01:13:01,837 --> 01:13:03,780 - The course of true love never did run smooth. 1043 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,120 - What did you say? 1044 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,740 - My son said the same thing. 1045 01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:07,573 - So did mine. 1046 01:13:07,573 --> 01:13:09,250 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1047 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:13,320 What we have here, is a kind of coercive persuasion. 1048 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,270 - I'm in love! 1049 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:15,910 - No you're not. 1050 01:13:15,910 --> 01:13:18,740 - Is everyone going insane? 1051 01:13:18,740 --> 01:13:21,524 - He's in love! 1052 01:13:21,524 --> 01:13:22,357 Love! 1053 01:13:22,357 --> 01:13:24,770 - The bible states that homosexuality 1054 01:13:24,770 --> 01:13:27,060 is contagious in all sorts of ways. 1055 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:29,160 - It's that alternative teacher and her Shakespeare. 1056 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,773 - Shakespeare was queer too. 1057 01:13:32,014 --> 01:13:33,264 - Do something. 1058 01:13:36,873 --> 01:13:38,517 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1059 01:13:38,517 --> 01:13:41,243 "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is hereby canceled. 1060 01:13:41,243 --> 01:13:45,336 - No, that is entirely unfair to the boys! 1061 01:13:45,336 --> 01:13:46,480 They've been working so hard. 1062 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:49,523 And I am putting Ms. Tebbit under a full investigation. 1063 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:52,708 (applause) 1064 01:13:54,532 --> 01:13:56,750 (suspenseful music) 1065 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:59,800 - Firstly, Mr. William Shakespeare 1066 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:02,663 has never been proven to be a homosexual. 1067 01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:06,710 Bisexual, perhaps. 1068 01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:10,160 Regardless, if you will all kindly return 1069 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,260 this evening for the play, 1070 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:15,577 I'm sure we will all make amends. 1071 01:14:17,193 --> 01:14:20,770 (parent chatter) 1072 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:23,103 The play must go on. 1073 01:14:24,690 --> 01:14:29,000 Your concerns will fade like a nightmare. 1074 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,973 Or with any luck, a clandestine dream comes true. 1075 01:14:48,249 --> 01:14:49,870 I must locate your son. 1076 01:14:49,870 --> 01:14:53,040 My words will appease them only momentarily. 1077 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,840 - We looked everywhere. 1078 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,027 - I have a notion. 1079 01:15:07,418 --> 01:15:10,168 (dramatic music) 1080 01:15:19,965 --> 01:15:22,165 ♪ Over hill, over dale ♪ 1081 01:15:22,165 --> 01:15:25,080 ♪ Thorough bush, thorough brier, ♪ 1082 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,526 ♪ Over park, over pale, ♪ 1083 01:15:27,526 --> 01:15:31,477 ♪ Thorough flood, thorough fire ♪ 1084 01:15:31,477 --> 01:15:35,999 ♪ I do wander everywhere, ♪ 1085 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:40,999 ♪ Swifter than the moon's sphere ♪ 1086 01:15:43,621 --> 01:15:45,439 ♪ What have we done? ♪ 1087 01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:47,578 ♪ We have mistaken quite, ♪ 1088 01:15:47,578 --> 01:15:52,578 ♪ And laid the love juice on some true love's sight ♪ 1089 01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:56,493 ♪ Thieves of love, ♪ 1090 01:15:56,493 --> 01:15:58,317 ♪ We've come by night, ♪ 1091 01:15:58,317 --> 01:16:03,067 ♪ And stolen lover's hearts way in spite ♪ 1092 01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,823 - Let me go, let me go! 1093 01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:14,486 ♪ The will of man is by your reason swayed, ♪ 1094 01:16:15,709 --> 01:16:20,709 ♪ With such force and blessed power ♪ 1095 01:16:21,473 --> 01:16:23,777 ♪ With all good will, ♪ 1096 01:16:23,777 --> 01:16:25,840 ♪ With all my heart ♪ 1097 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,507 ♪ All things shall be peace ♪ 1098 01:16:36,126 --> 01:16:39,438 ♪ And so far blameless proves my enterprise ♪ 1099 01:16:39,438 --> 01:16:42,820 ♪ That I have 'anointed those pour souls' eyes ♪ 1100 01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:44,176 ♪ Think of your friends, ♪ 1101 01:16:44,176 --> 01:16:45,009 ♪ Your family. ♪ 1102 01:16:45,009 --> 01:16:45,842 ♪ No! ♪ 1103 01:16:45,842 --> 01:16:48,797 ♪ And so far am I glad it so did sort ♪ 1104 01:16:48,797 --> 01:16:53,797 ♪ As this their jangling I esteem a sport ♪ 1105 01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:02,714 ♪ The will of man is by your reason swayed, ♪ 1106 01:17:04,157 --> 01:17:09,157 ♪ With such force and blessed power, ♪ 1107 01:17:10,493 --> 01:17:13,338 ♪ With all good will, ♪ 1108 01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:15,005 ♪ With all my heart, ♪ 1109 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:20,005 ♪ All things shall be peace ♪ 1110 01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:25,499 ♪ We fairies ♪ 1111 01:17:25,499 --> 01:17:28,907 ♪ That do run ♪ 1112 01:17:28,907 --> 01:17:32,760 ♪ From the presence ♪ 1113 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:36,526 ♪ Of the sun ♪ 1114 01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:41,326 ♪ We follow ♪ 1115 01:17:41,326 --> 01:17:44,121 ♪ Darkness ♪ 1116 01:17:44,121 --> 01:17:45,125 ♪ Like a Dream ♪ 1117 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:48,522 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be ♪ 1118 01:17:48,522 --> 01:17:50,176 ♪ See as thou wast want to see ♪ 1119 01:17:50,176 --> 01:17:52,115 ♪ Like a dream ♪ 1120 01:17:52,115 --> 01:17:55,751 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be ♪ 1121 01:17:55,751 --> 01:17:56,584 ♪ See as thou wast want to see ♪ 1122 01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:57,803 - You rent our ancient love asunder. 1123 01:17:59,526 --> 01:18:03,062 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1124 01:18:03,062 --> 01:18:06,648 ♪ See as thou wast want to see, ♪ 1125 01:18:06,648 --> 01:18:07,481 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1126 01:18:07,481 --> 01:18:10,380 ♪ Take comfort, he no more shall see my face, ♪ 1127 01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:11,213 ♪ See as thou wast want to see, ♪ 1128 01:18:11,213 --> 01:18:13,899 ♪ Whom I do love and will do till my death, ♪ 1129 01:18:13,899 --> 01:18:17,478 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1130 01:18:17,478 --> 01:18:21,209 ♪ See as thou wast want to see, ♪ 1131 01:18:21,209 --> 01:18:24,822 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1132 01:18:24,822 --> 01:18:28,422 ♪ See as thou wast want to see, ♪ 1133 01:18:28,422 --> 01:18:32,028 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1134 01:18:32,028 --> 01:18:35,692 ♪ See as thou wast want to see, ♪ 1135 01:18:35,692 --> 01:18:40,011 ♪ Be as thou wast want to be, ♪ 1136 01:18:40,011 --> 01:18:44,943 ♪ See as thou wast want to see. ♪ 1137 01:18:44,943 --> 01:18:47,945 ♪ I have a device to make all well. ♪ 1138 01:18:47,945 --> 01:18:50,847 ♪ Crush this herb into the lover's eyes, ♪ 1139 01:18:50,847 --> 01:18:53,993 ♪ Whose liquor hath this virtuous property, ♪ 1140 01:18:53,993 --> 01:18:57,353 ♪ To take from thence all error with their might, ♪ 1141 01:18:57,353 --> 01:19:00,630 ♪ And make their eyeballs roll with wonted sight, ♪ 1142 01:19:00,630 --> 01:19:03,410 ♪ When they next wake, all this derision, ♪ 1143 01:19:03,410 --> 01:19:06,899 ♪ Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision, ♪ 1144 01:19:06,899 --> 01:19:09,817 ♪ Don't haste, get to the play tonight ♪ 1145 01:19:09,817 --> 01:19:14,817 ♪ And with some luck there, all things shall be right. ♪ 1146 01:19:15,903 --> 01:19:19,055 ♪ I swear to thee by Cupid's strongest bow, ♪ 1147 01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:21,725 ♪ By all the vows that ever men have broke, ♪ 1148 01:19:21,725 --> 01:19:23,804 ♪ All things shall be peace ♪ 1149 01:19:23,804 --> 01:19:25,045 ♪ I'll be there. ♪ 1150 01:19:25,045 --> 01:19:29,186 ♪ All things shall be peace ♪ 1151 01:19:29,186 --> 01:19:32,853 ♪ All things shall be peace ♪ 1152 01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:46,530 - Hi sugar. 1153 01:19:46,530 --> 01:19:48,493 I got to get you to the school. 1154 01:19:53,711 --> 01:19:56,544 (thunder roaring) 1155 01:20:04,387 --> 01:20:07,000 - Follow my voice we'll try no manhood here. 1156 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,190 - Shh! 1157 01:20:08,190 --> 01:20:11,070 - The villain is much lighter-heeled than I. 1158 01:20:11,070 --> 01:20:13,833 I followed fast, but faster he did fly. 1159 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,820 Come, thou gentle day! 1160 01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:20,283 For if but once thou show me thy gray light, 1161 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,893 I'll find Demetrius and revenge this spite. 1162 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,763 - Ho, ho, ho, coward, why comest thou not? 1163 01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:32,637 - Where art thou now? 1164 01:20:34,134 --> 01:20:35,334 - Come hither I am here. 1165 01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:38,580 Nay, then, thou mock'st me. 1166 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:40,410 Thou shalt buy this dear, 1167 01:20:40,410 --> 01:20:42,943 if ever I thy face by daylight see. 1168 01:20:44,210 --> 01:20:46,173 Now, go thy way. 1169 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:48,950 Faintness constraineth me to measure out 1170 01:20:48,950 --> 01:20:50,743 my length on this cold bed. 1171 01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:55,520 - He's gathering all the mixed-up lovers so he can fix them. 1172 01:21:04,390 --> 01:21:07,930 - O weary night, O long and tedious night, 1173 01:21:07,930 --> 01:21:09,680 - Free will must be restored. 1174 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,320 - Abate thy hour, and sleep, 1175 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,830 that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye. 1176 01:21:14,830 --> 01:21:17,700 Steal me awhile from mine own company. 1177 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:20,408 Yet but three? 1178 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,913 Come one more, two of both kinds make up four. 1179 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,270 Here she comes, curst and sad 1180 01:21:28,270 --> 01:21:29,900 cupid is a knavish lad, 1181 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,903 thus to make poor females mad. 1182 01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:35,923 - Never so weary, never so in woe, 1183 01:21:37,136 --> 01:21:39,930 bedabbled with the dew and torn with briers. 1184 01:21:39,930 --> 01:21:43,600 I can no further crawl, I can no further go 1185 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,030 My legs can keep no pace with my desires. 1186 01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:04,587 (upbeat music) 1187 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,073 - Sing. 1188 01:22:11,386 --> 01:22:14,684 ♪ On the ground. ♪ 1189 01:22:14,684 --> 01:22:17,267 ♪ Sleep sound. ♪ 1190 01:22:25,978 --> 01:22:29,517 ♪ I'll apply. ♪ 1191 01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,459 ♪ To your eye ♪ 1192 01:22:31,459 --> 01:22:34,709 ♪ Gentle lover, remedy ♪ 1193 01:22:49,952 --> 01:22:50,785 - Go on. 1194 01:22:58,502 --> 01:23:01,322 ♪ When thou wakest, thou takest ♪ 1195 01:23:01,322 --> 01:23:02,835 ♪ True delight ♪ 1196 01:23:02,835 --> 01:23:07,498 ♪ In the sight ♪ 1197 01:23:07,498 --> 01:23:10,584 ♪ Jack shall have Jill, ♪ 1198 01:23:10,584 --> 01:23:13,562 ♪ Nought shall go ill, ♪ 1199 01:23:13,562 --> 01:23:18,562 ♪ The man shall have his mare again, ♪ 1200 01:23:19,608 --> 01:23:23,025 ♪ And all shall be well. ♪ 1201 01:23:45,446 --> 01:23:46,279 - Goodbye. 1202 01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:00,662 - Is this part of the show? 1203 01:24:00,662 --> 01:24:03,014 - Damn, this is cool. 1204 01:24:03,014 --> 01:24:03,847 - Get off me, dude. 1205 01:24:03,847 --> 01:24:05,200 - Sorry. 1206 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,113 - Come along, please the finale. 1207 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:12,440 I will hear that play 1208 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:15,070 for never anything can be amiss, 1209 01:24:15,070 --> 01:24:18,133 when simpleness and duty tender it. 1210 01:24:20,299 --> 01:24:25,169 ♪ Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show ♪ 1211 01:24:25,169 --> 01:24:27,224 ♪ But wonder on ♪ 1212 01:24:27,224 --> 01:24:31,099 ♪ Till truth make all things plain. ♪ 1213 01:24:31,099 --> 01:24:36,075 ♪ This man is Pyramus, if you would know ♪ 1214 01:24:36,075 --> 01:24:41,075 ♪ This beauteous lady Thisby is certain. ♪ 1215 01:24:42,459 --> 01:24:43,473 ♪ Two, three, four. ♪ 1216 01:24:43,473 --> 01:24:45,890 (rock music) 1217 01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:55,832 ♪ By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn ♪ 1218 01:24:55,832 --> 01:24:59,924 ♪ Met at a tomb to woo by pale moonlight. ♪ 1219 01:24:59,924 --> 01:25:03,860 ♪ This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name, ♪ 1220 01:25:03,860 --> 01:25:08,860 ♪ The trusty Thisby, coming first by night, ♪ 1221 01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:10,851 ♪ Did scare away, or rather did affright. ♪ 1222 01:25:10,851 --> 01:25:13,934 - That's my girlfriend, she fuckin' rocks! 1223 01:25:13,934 --> 01:25:16,516 ♪ If we offend, we've got good will, ♪ 1224 01:25:16,516 --> 01:25:19,201 ♪ If we our crude, our measure's plain ♪ 1225 01:25:19,201 --> 01:25:21,774 ♪ Our true intent is your delight ♪ 1226 01:25:21,774 --> 01:25:25,252 ♪ It's merry, tragical and brief. ♪ 1227 01:25:25,252 --> 01:25:28,114 ♪ Oh Pyramus. ♪ 1228 01:25:28,114 --> 01:25:33,114 ♪ Pyramus, loved Thisby ♪ 1229 01:25:35,988 --> 01:25:39,854 ♪ And as she fled, her mantle she did fall ♪ 1230 01:25:39,854 --> 01:25:43,934 ♪ Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain ♪ 1231 01:25:43,934 --> 01:25:47,774 ♪ Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth, and tall ♪ 1232 01:25:47,774 --> 01:25:52,774 ♪ And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain, ♪ 1233 01:25:58,884 --> 01:26:01,254 ♪ Whereat with blade, with bloody blameful blade, ♪ 1234 01:26:01,254 --> 01:26:04,179 ♪ He bravely broached his boiling bloody breast, ♪ 1235 01:26:04,179 --> 01:26:05,564 ♪ Thus he died, ♪ 1236 01:26:05,564 --> 01:26:06,870 ♪ He died, he died, ♪ 1237 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:10,203 ♪ His soul in the sky. ♪ 1238 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,224 ♪ Thus is the end, adieu, adieu, ♪ 1239 01:26:20,224 --> 01:26:25,224 ♪ Adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, ♪ 1240 01:26:25,912 --> 01:26:28,565 ♪ If we offend, we've got good will, ♪ 1241 01:26:28,565 --> 01:26:31,109 ♪ If we our crude, our measure's plain ♪ 1242 01:26:31,109 --> 01:26:33,880 ♪ Our true intent is your delight ♪ 1243 01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:37,122 ♪ It's merry, tragical and brief. ♪ 1244 01:26:37,122 --> 01:26:40,168 ♪ Oh Pyramus. ♪ 1245 01:26:40,168 --> 01:26:43,501 ♪ Pyramus, loved Thisby ♪ 1246 01:26:52,674 --> 01:26:56,274 ♪ Oh Pyramus. ♪ 1247 01:26:56,274 --> 01:26:59,607 ♪ Pyramus, loved Thisby ♪ 1248 01:27:00,892 --> 01:27:03,142 (applause) 1249 01:27:07,634 --> 01:27:08,467 - Nora? 1250 01:27:18,218 --> 01:27:19,871 - It is time to fly. 1251 01:27:19,871 --> 01:27:22,454 (upbeat music) 1252 01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:39,970 - If we shadows have offended, 1253 01:27:39,970 --> 01:27:42,460 think but this, and all is mended. 1254 01:27:42,460 --> 01:27:44,240 That you have but slumbered here 1255 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:46,970 while these visions did appear. 1256 01:27:48,226 --> 01:27:49,760 And this weak and idle theme, 1257 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,403 no more yielding but a dream. 1258 01:27:52,570 --> 01:27:54,146 Gentles, do not reprehend 1259 01:27:54,146 --> 01:27:55,593 if you pardon, we will mend. 1260 01:27:58,643 --> 01:28:01,240 And, as I am an honest Puck, 1261 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,800 if we have unearned luck. 1262 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:04,160 Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, 1263 01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:05,663 we will make amends ere long. 1264 01:28:07,610 --> 01:28:09,353 Else the Puck a liar call, 1265 01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:18,593 so, good night unto you all. 1266 01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:22,133 Give me your hands, if we be friends, 1267 01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:24,733 and Robin shall restore amends. 1268 01:28:31,468 --> 01:28:34,409 (applause) 1269 01:28:34,409 --> 01:28:36,992 (upbeat music) 1270 01:29:17,790 --> 01:29:19,293 - Donna, darling. 1271 01:29:20,607 --> 01:29:23,366 Will you join me for next week's seminar? 1272 01:29:23,366 --> 01:29:27,727 - Okay, yes, of course. 1273 01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:32,723 - You're very lucky to have such a marvelously talented son. 1274 01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:38,584 Good night. 1275 01:29:38,584 --> 01:29:39,760 - You know, when I was in high school, 1276 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,980 I made quite a dashing Oberon. 1277 01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:42,813 - [Nora] I bet you did. 1278 01:29:46,237 --> 01:29:47,337 - Good evening, Coach. 1279 01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:51,080 What a talented bunch, ah? 1280 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:52,350 - Indeed. 1281 01:29:52,350 --> 01:29:54,063 - See you on Monday, Coach? 1282 01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:57,573 - 'Evening, Nora. 1283 01:29:59,282 --> 01:30:00,365 - Good night. 1284 01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:19,500 - You were unbelievable tonight. 1285 01:30:22,650 --> 01:30:24,220 - Don't you feel? 1286 01:30:24,220 --> 01:30:25,410 - I feel like myself. 1287 01:30:25,410 --> 01:30:28,713 - It's not enough to speak, but to speak true. 1288 01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:31,860 - Hey Ms. T. 1289 01:30:31,860 --> 01:30:33,973 - Dude, awesome job! 1290 01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:38,350 - You two lovebirds better be at my party tonight, 1291 01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:40,297 it's gonna be beyond, alright? 1292 01:31:08,758 --> 01:31:09,841 - Who's next? 1293 01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:18,679 (upbeat rock music) 1294 01:35:05,664 --> 01:35:09,718 - [Nora] What kind of a world are we living in. 1295 01:35:09,718 --> 01:35:12,301 (upbeat music) 82683