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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,292 --> 00:00:11,667 ★ WTF字幕組 ★ 2 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:15,833 翻譯：非常大囧統 & 電影宅 3 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,792 我們真要進去?這可是罪桉現場 4 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:23,167 閉嘴,比利,不然做什麼新聞調查 5 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:26,000 我們不要領個許可證什麼的嗎? 6 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:27,792 領你個頭啊 7 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:31,125 我覺著員警的調查肯定有遺漏 8 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:35,917 瞧著吧,咱說不好能拿個美國廣電獎 9 00:00:49,542 --> 00:00:53,792 【 鄉巴佬血戰腦殘 】 10 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:58,250 3天前 11 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,625 阿帕拉契脈 西佛吉尼亞州 12 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:04,667 -察克 開快點 -是啊 夥計 13 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:08,292 這是我老爹的車,開太快他會殺了我 14 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:13,417 - 草 - 干爆你啊傻逼! 15 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:17,042 這就到鄉下啦,你學豬叫幾聲 16 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:21,208 查德,人沒進兄弟會不代表他是怪咖 17 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:25,458 事實上進不了兄弟會的就是怪咖 18 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:28,875 "歐米茄!貝塔!歐米茄!貝塔!" 19 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:31,458 得得 整一個腦殘專列 20 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,292 不對哦 哪個腦殘會捎來這種好東西 21 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,875 OK我糾正,姐宣佈你丫是一天才! 22 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:42,375 -開快點,後面要超上來了 -哦天! 23 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,125 你們看到那傢伙瞅我們的眼神了麼? 24 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:57,417 嘿 夥計們! 25 00:01:57,833 --> 00:02:00,042 我們忘了拿啤酒 26 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,167 不!! 27 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:42,500 現在你要的東西都齊了... 28 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,833 你們要點啥? 29 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,000 呃 你這有沒有啤酒? 30 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,250 啤酒在後面 31 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:07,417 瞧把這些小孩嚇得 32 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,458 咱們還是對對貨吧 33 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:18,042 好...吊鉤,除草大鐮刀...大鐵錘... 34 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:23,250 查德 我們要殺蟲劑嗎? 35 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:26,875 查德? 查德? 36 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,125 是我啦 咱們快離開這 37 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,667 這地方讓我起雞皮疙瘩 38 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,000 戴爾,還要點啥? 39 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:55,833 鹽水蛋 6磅裝 40 00:03:57,375 --> 00:04:02,042 靠,塔克,你見過這樣的人麼 41 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:05,250 沒什麼特別嘛 42 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:07,542 就幾個普通女大學生而已 43 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,583 這可不叫普通 44 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:13,458 女大學生也是人,你可以過去聊幾句 45 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,833 聊幾句?我該說什麼? 46 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:17,958 誰知道 47 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:22,208 跟她說你有間度假屋 保管湊效 48 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:25,542 你瘋了吧 那可是女大學生 49 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:26,917 人家在度假屋過家家的時候 50 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,583 我還在掏大糞 51 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:32,250 給點自信好不好,別讓女孩看扁你 52 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:35,083 拜託,你咋說也一表人才 53 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:39,125 而且還有副該死的好心腸 54 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:42,167 瞧 這可是兩大優點 55 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:42,958 行啦,趕緊過去 56 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,833 有什麼大不了的? 57 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,250 你這話... 58 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,750 說得有道理 塔克 59 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,208 我現在就去! 60 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,583 - 對嘛! -我現在就去! 61 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,292 等等...不管你說什麼 62 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:02,042 只管衝他們笑 顯得有自信 63 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,625 衝他們笑 64 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:05,833 行 65 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,042 上吧 66 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:27,583 你們...是去野營吧? 67 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,250 嘿! 68 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,042 我們不想惹麻煩 好吧 69 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,875 - 退後! - 行 行 抱歉! 70 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,667 趕緊上車 71 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:48,250 冰箱看著很不錯! 72 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,333 我都說了 73 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,458 我就是沒有女人緣 74 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,542 我恨我這張臉 75 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,208 行啦 76 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:17,375 我沒法子像你那樣跟妞談笑風生 77 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:18,875 沒人能! 78 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:23,917 一講話我就犯傻,手發僵,整一傻大個 79 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,083 你知道你的問題出在哪? 80 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,583 你的問題是自卑 81 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:30,583 我才沒呢 82 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:35,500 聽我說,人生苦短,你必須得追逐夢想 83 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:39,167 天上可不會掉餡餅 84 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,250 你說得對 85 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,833 -我草! -咋的啦? 86 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:43,833 後面有員警 87 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,208 我來拿 88 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,417 他靠邊停了 89 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:52,833 - 快點,條子過來了 - 我拿不到! 90 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:58,708 - 我腦袋卡住了... - 趕緊起來,條子下車了 91 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,792 條子下車了? 92 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,708 - 長官 好啊? - 你好 93 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,750 今天天氣可真好啊 是不 94 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:18,250 駕照拿出來 95 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:23,792 幾星期前丟了錢包 新的還沒寄過來 96 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,083 臨時駕照 97 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,333 你們這是上哪去? 98 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:31,833 去我們在莫裡斯湖的度假屋 99 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,458 全副身家都砸那了 100 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:40,417 我跟戴爾準備去修繕一下 再釣釣魚 101 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:44,833 他女人緣不好,需要轉轉運 102 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:49,000 那兒什麼都沒有... 103 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:52,125 只有無盡的痛苦跟折磨 104 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:59,042 我截停你 是因為你有個轉彎燈壞了 105 00:07:59,042 --> 00:08:01,250 噢 明白 106 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:07,000 你得修好它 107 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,958 多謝提醒 108 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,333 剛才好緊張啊 109 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:23,500 總算走了 拜拜 110 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:25,042 天咧 瞧那德性 111 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,583 知道他是什麼毛病? 112 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:31,125 他是買不起度假屋,所以羨慕嫉妒恨 113 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,833 噢野 114 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,333 這就叫好日子啊 115 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:40,000 為好日子乾杯 哥們 116 00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,625 -瞧那邊有輛卡車 -知道啦 117 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,125 那就是這啦 118 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,708 我的神仙爺爺 119 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:25,542 真是太完美了 120 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:28,375 瞧這屋頂的顏色 121 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:32,292 咱們裡面瞅瞅去 122 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:35,708 難以置信哪 我的天! 123 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,708 - 也就是有點小灰塵 - 豪宅啊! 124 00:09:56,792 --> 00:10:01,208 喔 以前住這的估計是個考古學家 125 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,875 對啊 126 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:07,792 瞧著還是個新聞剪報迷 127 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,167 "大屠殺日 一人倖存」 128 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,167 "青少年遇害" 129 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:12,458 「殺戮之狂歡」 130 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,583 "河中發現屍體""調查一無所獲" 131 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:20,250 "Chubby熱狗賣三送二,無截止日期" 132 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,292 好啊! 133 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,375 贊! 134 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:24,667 塔克 瞧 135 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,583 這還有我最喜歡的棋盤遊戲 136 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:31,750 跟你說 戴爾 137 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:35,625 都不敢相信 我正站在自己的度假屋裡 138 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:39,542 美夢確實可以成真啊 139 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,833 喔 小心! 140 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:48,167 - 我猜我們得把那修修 - 是個好主意 141 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,875 你現在能起來了吧? 142 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:55,500 有沒有夢過人家給你吹簫,但你沒反應? 143 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,250 - 有啦! - 真的? 144 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,833 沒開玩笑吧? 145 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,167 大家要不要聽個恐怖故事? 146 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:06,667 - 絕對不要 - 同學們這不好玩 147 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,583 要不哥給你們講個真事? 148 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:17,083 故事就發生在這 149 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,542 就在這片林子裡 150 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,125 正好就在20年前的今天 151 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,792 大屠殺日 152 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,917 一群跟我們差不多的大學生 153 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,167 本來在這過得很快活 154 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,500 但他們不知道 155 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:49,708 林子裡除了他們還有別人 156 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:16,292 - 嘿 哥們 幹嘛呢? - 把帶子換回去 157 00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:20,167 其實這歌還好啦,我喜歡 158 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,958 我的天! 159 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:03,083 只有一人逃出生天 說出真相 160 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,500 其他人全都失蹤了 161 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:11,250 而他們的屍體就埋在我們腳下 162 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,500 嘿 後頭有個湖 163 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,625 誰要去泡泡? 164 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,750 我去 165 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:25,000 我要去裸泳 166 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:37,750 好啦 這罐歸你 你儘管喝 167 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,208 瞧 這就是你的問題所在 168 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,958 你從來不為自己爭取 169 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,792 想都別想! 170 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,500 - 你剛說... - 開玩笑啊? 171 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,833 開什麼玩笑 172 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,625 - 我剛說什麼了? - 你叫我要為自己爭取 173 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:02,833 我剛才說的是"想都別想" 174 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,167 誰? 175 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:14,417 誰在那?夥計們? 176 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,583 天 查德 你丫想幹嘛 177 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,833 - 你就是一溷球 - 好啦 挺好玩的 178 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,375 一點都不好玩 179 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:33,792 - 別擔心 只是我而已 - 你可把我嚇壞了 180 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,375 你現在不用裝了 181 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:42,500 - 裝什麼? - 裝得自己比別人好 182 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,708 - 我可沒 - 你有啦 不過沒事 183 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,792 因為我認可 184 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:53,458 我是說 你確實比別人要好 185 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,125 愛莉 你跟我一樣 186 00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,125 同是出類拔萃之人 187 00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:00,750 這... 188 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:08,917 我很高興有機會能增進彼此瞭解 189 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:11,917 查德... 190 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:16,708 欲拒還迎也別有情趣嘛 191 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,292 - 好了 停 - 怎麼了? 192 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,625 為什麼?為什麼要停? 193 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,500 我們是天生一對! 194 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:31,792 這個以後再說 我得找大伙去 195 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:34,125 拜託 愛莉 196 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,667 怎麼了? 197 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,792 不知道 出去瞧瞧 198 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,208 不要啦 塔克 199 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,458 我猜他們現在可不想碰上咱們 200 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:58,292 - 我在這看不見 - 不要啦 201 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,875 你幹嘛來著? 202 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:06,667 靠 別跟我作對 203 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,542 噓! 204 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,250 瞧! 205 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,917 - 塔克! - 噓! 206 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,667 我干 你TM腦子有問題是吧? 207 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,417 我? 我干了啥? 208 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,792 眼看著辣妹大學生下水裸泳 209 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,625 你喊我名字干屁! 210 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,750 偷看別人不好啦 211 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,625 我看你是無藥可救了 212 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,083 她好像沒起來 213 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,208 嘿 女士! 214 00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,792 女士!在哪兒呢? 215 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,292 塔克 幫我把她拉上船 216 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,708 幫一把 讓她躺下 217 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,667 我們找到你們的夥伴了! 218 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,167 天,愛莉森給抓住啦! 219 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,667 老天爺! 220 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,500 她在這呢,你們跑個屁啊? 221 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,708 她傷得不輕,得趕緊帶回木屋去 222 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,083 干! 223 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,958 查德! 查德! 224 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,958 - 鄉...鄉巴佬... - 什麼鄉巴佬? 225 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:53,250 - 在店裡碰到的鄉巴佬... - 他們抓走了愛莉森! 226 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,250 愛莉! 227 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:41,167 不 不要! 228 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:44,542 - 不要過來! -別叫... 229 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:50,417 哦!你討厭煎餅!我再弄點別的 230 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:56,667 早該問一下的,我真蠢 231 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,583 煎餅? 232 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,417 愛莉森! 233 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,292 我不明白 他們帶她去哪? 234 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,292 可能帶她上醫院了? 235 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,167 沒搞清楚狀況是吧? 236 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,250 察克 把你看到的說出來 237 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,417 當時天很黑,其中一個傢伙看著像... 238 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,083 在啃她的臉 239 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,708 好噁心 240 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,333 大伙 那我們該去報警才對 241 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,208 丟下愛莉森不管? 242 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,875 如果他們已經吃了她 我們能幹嗎? 243 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,375 我們不需要員警 244 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,875 - 我們能自己處理這事 - 要不我跑一趟? 245 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,417 那是我爹的車 除我之外他不許別人碰 246 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,292 行 你想走? 走吧 247 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,833 好 我很快就回來 248 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:43,125 真扯蛋 憑什麼他能走 249 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,667 夥計們 250 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,292 你們最好過來瞧瞧 251 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,542 這是個什麼地方? 252 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:03,333 有個小木屋 不代表他們就是變態殺人狂 253 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,542 是嗎 要不你過去跟他們嘮嗑幾句? 254 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,625 好啦 說不定我還真去 255 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,875 是"說不定"啦 256 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,208 來 257 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,375 希望你不會討厭雞蛋跟火腿 258 00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,375 我怎麼會在這? 259 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:47,250 噢 你記不起來了? 260 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,833 俺跟塔克 呃 我跟塔克 261 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:59,333 塔克和我 昨晚把你帶這來的 262 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,500 為什麼? 263 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:04,375 呃 你跟你朋友出去游泳 264 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:08,000 你滑倒撞到石頭傷了腦袋 掉進水裡 265 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:11,333 然後我救了你 266 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,792 等等...你在偷窺我們?! 267 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,667 沒...沒有! 268 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,667 我跟上帝發誓 我們正在釣魚 269 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,375 我們沒有...我沒有...也許塔克有... 270 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,583 我的朋友在哪? 271 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,583 他們跑進林子裡去了 272 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,458 就那麼丟下我? 273 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:35,667 別在意 有時候人只是不知所措 274 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,583 所以我跟塔克把你帶回了這 275 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,583 希望他們到了早上能來接你 276 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,333 我沒有女生的衣服 抱歉 277 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,042 反正我也不是什麼潮流人士 278 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:52,625 我也是 279 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:57,042 這是我的狗 詹格斯 280 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,625 他只是看著凶而已 沒危險的 281 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,625 - 他正在流口水 - 我知道 282 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,250 抱歉屋裡這麼亂 283 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:13,083 塔克剛把這買下來 284 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:18,208 我知道你這種辣妹不會稀罕 285 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:23,083 但擁有間度假屋是我們的夢想 286 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,875 呃 怎麼說 287 00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:27,500 你該好好休息 288 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,333 你怎麼稱呼? 289 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:37,250 呃 戴爾...塔克...我叫戴爾 290 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,708 我叫愛莉森 291 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,583 朋友管我叫愛莉 292 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:45,333 很榮幸認識你 愛莉 293 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:50,708 你有什麼需要 只管叫我 我就在外邊 294 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,833 - 戴爾? - 在! 295 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,000 你這有什麼東西可消磨時間的? 296 00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:00,250 你喜歡棋盤遊戲嗎? 297 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,667 你有什麼樣的? 298 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:06,958 這是我的最愛啊 299 00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:09,542 "益智問答" 300 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,375 繼續 七局四勝 301 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:16,083 沒門 哥們 你輸了 302 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:19,333 閉嘴 出發 傻逼 303 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,750 靠 還情聖了 304 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,708 老天啊! 305 00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:17,042 快跑!想活命就跑啊! 306 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,375 五 307 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,125 輪到你 308 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:24,208 誰是第五任美國總統? 309 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,875 這太簡單了 是詹姆斯門羅 310 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,750 天 你又對了 真氣煞我也 311 00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:33,375 我知道 不好意思 312 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:38,792 我雖說是一木頭腦袋 但就是過耳不忘 313 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:40,583 我看你很聰明嘛 314 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,042 相信我 我很蠢的 315 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,167 - 我唯讀到三年級 - 那不是問題啊 316 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:51,667 受教育程度跟智商是有區別的 317 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,292 是麼 318 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,167 那 319 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,417 你在大學裡學些什麼? 320 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,792 我正在攻讀心理學學士學位 321 00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:06,208 哦 那... 322 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:11,417 之後會從事什麼樣的工作呢? 323 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,667 嗯 我不知道 324 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:18,667 - 我有些挺蠢的夢想 - 夢想從來不蠢 325 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:28,875 我覺得世界上大多數問題是因為溝通不善所致 326 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:33,208 我於是想做一個優秀的臨床心理學醫生 327 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,208 不要! 328 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,667 我父母跟你一個反應,我大概... 329 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:41,208 不 你可以做自己想做的任何事情 330 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,333 我只是提醒你那根柱子有點鬆動 331 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:50,500 我的天 塔克 你的臉怎麼了 332 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,958 我鋸開了一個蜂巢 333 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,583 - 為啥? - 我又不是有意的 笨蛋 334 00:26:57,792 --> 00:27:00,750 你要出來幫忙的話就不會有這事 335 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,750 說的是 336 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:10,583 我們來這幹活的 不是來這玩遊戲的! 337 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:13,250 是我的錯 我叫他玩遊戲的 338 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:15,875 不,是我的錯 339 00:27:16,042 --> 00:27:19,667 要不要我幫你把臉上的刺都拔出來 340 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,833 我盡我所能 341 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:24,333 那有勞你了 342 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,083 我來幫你 一定得不少刺吧 343 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:31,625 - 可得小心點 - 我會的! 344 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,917 你有個朋友在外邊 345 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:39,083 他肯定有蜜蜂過敏症什麼玩意 346 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:41,167 逃得跟餓狗出籠似的 347 00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:45,542 - 也許我該出去找他們 - 不要! 348 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:48,083 你該好好休息 349 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,625 - 我們去找你的朋友 - 但是... 350 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:51,833 沒有但是 好吧 351 00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:53,917 我們去找你的朋友 你好好休息 352 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:55,625 這事由塔克跟戴爾負責 353 00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:58,708 是吧 塔克? 354 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:03,250 - 是啦 - 是啦 好人做到底 355 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:07,875 戴爾! 小心點 好麼? 356 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,042 我那些朋友可能有點偏激 357 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,833 沒事 我讓塔克負責說話 358 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:17,000 他很擅長交際 能說服任何人 359 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:22,750 好了 我們這就出發 你好好休息吧 360 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,833 他們殺了他 靠! 361 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:35,583 - 他們把屍體丟這作為警告 - 「從我們的林子裡滾出去!」 362 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,875 這事簡直難以置信 363 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:42,625 你就不能安靜點?這玩意屁用都沒有 364 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:46,250 我們得到路上去 截個車離開這 365 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,708 我們不需要離開這 明白不 366 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:52,958 這是我們與他們之間的戰爭 367 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:56,625 適者生存! 368 00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:01,833 哥們你幹嘛呢?朝著我的臉扔! 369 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,208 我看你腦子病得不輕 370 00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:09,667 - 快躲起來 有人過來了 - 我草 371 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:16,208 我跟你說 塔克 你會為我感到驕傲的 372 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,875 我把那大學生小妞打得落花流水 373 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,125 沒人是你的對手 因為你腦子不正常 374 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:27,250 我知道 你說的是 375 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:30,583 回去我就結果她 然後我們一起幹活 376 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,708 他們要殺了她 377 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,708 剛才人還在呢 378 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,542 這有把斧子 379 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,750 大學生! 380 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:43,333 大學生! 381 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,625 再喊大聲點 382 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,417 - 大學生!! - 嘿, 同學們!!! 383 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,167 同學們!!! 384 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,042 人影都沒一個 385 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:59,333 估計全跑了 386 00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:05,208 - 不然我們留個字 他們回來就能看到 - 用什麼寫? 387 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,792 這個能行! 388 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,833 那麻煩快點 389 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,875 我的臉燙得跟發痔瘡似的 390 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:13,875 你看起來不太妙 391 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:16,000 - 小心點 - 我拿斧子刻上去 392 00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:29,042 "你們的朋友在我們那" 393 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,083 - 戴爾? - 是 394 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:49,792 你們找到我的朋友了? 395 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,417 嗯 哇... 396 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,875 - 什麼? - 呃? 對...你的朋友...沒 397 00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,667 我們留了個信 他們應該很快能過來 398 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:04,625 你在忙什麼? 399 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,708 我在挖屎洞 400 00:31:06,708 --> 00:31:09,125 呃...屎坑 401 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:11,667 拉屎用的...糞坑 402 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,500 - 戶外廁所 - 對 戶外廁所 403 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,000 我能幫忙嗎? 404 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,625 不 這種粗活不適合你這種女孩 405 00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,667 我從小在農場長大 406 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,625 在那不幹活就得滾 407 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,875 不錯的規定 408 00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:31,708 - 我以前幹過這活 信不信由你 - 我信 409 00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:41,042 你是準備幫忙還是站那盯著我看? 410 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:45,375 - 我當然幫忙 剛才只是... - 我一個人可幹不來 411 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,458 - 你做的非常好 - 過獎 412 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,833 那個死變態 竟然逼她自掘墳墓! 413 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:03,875 我們時間不多 414 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,875 每個人都準備好傢伙了? 415 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,625 你們從後頭包抄 把那傢伙丟進碎木機 416 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,000 我們對付傻大個 417 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,458 我負責留守 418 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:24,500 再來一鏟就搞定啦 419 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,958 上來吧 420 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,167 行動! 421 00:32:35,917 --> 00:32:38,750 瞧 你的朋友來了 嗨! 422 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,750 你沒事吧? 423 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:35,625 愛莉森 醒醒! 424 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:40,625 - 塔克! - 上帝你個媽媽! 425 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,625 你怎麼了? 426 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,667 - 沒事吧? - 我怎麼了? 427 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:47,875 有個小鬼... 428 00:33:49,042 --> 00:33:51,625 - 自己跳進了碎木機! - 什麼? 429 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:54,042 他一頭栽進了碎木機! 430 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:57,167 褲子鞋子血淋淋的一大坨... 431 00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:58,417 她又怎麼了? 432 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:01,542 她在我邊上砸到腦袋摔進了糞坑 433 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:05,000 - 這是你的血? - 不 是個大學生的血 434 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,167 那傻逼不知從哪冒出來... 435 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:09,875 被木樁穿了個透心涼 436 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,625 - 坑爹啊 - 就是! 437 00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:13,833 澹定 別哭 澹定 438 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:19,292 好了 439 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,833 - 我知道這是怎麼回事了 - 是啥? 440 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,958 - 這是集體自殺行為 - 啥? 441 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:29,208 這些小鬼來到這 就為了在林子裡自殺 442 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,167 我的天 看著是這麼回事 443 00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:33,958 我日 咱們得把那些鋒利的東西藏起來 444 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,875 還有個事 塔克 445 00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:39,208 我認為他們還想幹掉她 你想想 446 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:43,542 這就解釋了我們救她時他們的舉動 因為他們要她死 447 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,208 為什麼? 448 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,667 我不知道 449 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:51,167 不知道才好,不然他們會把我們也殺了 450 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:55,417 你說到點子上了,那我們怎麼辦? 451 00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:57,208 去找員警? 452 00:34:58,292 --> 00:35:00,333 - 報警? - 對 453 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:04,167 - 跟他們說什麼? - 就告訴他們事實啊 454 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:08,375 好主意啊,戴爾,"你好 警官 455 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:12,083 今天真是蠢透了,有群傻逼.. 456 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,750 在我們忙活的時候 457 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:16,417 他們在我的屋子周圍忙著自殺" 458 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,583 但這是事實啊 塔克 459 00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:21,625 腦子該有多殘才會信這話 460 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:22,958 事實壓根就不重要 461 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,750 關鍵在於它看起來是個怎麼回事 462 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:29,708 它看起來的樣子糟透了 463 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,000 那我們如何是好? 464 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,167 我們得清理那爛攤子 465 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,000 馬上 466 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:44,958 克洛伊你不該這樣,吸煙危害健康 467 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:49,833 我他媽都快死了,有誰來管我嗎 468 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,417 我們得趕緊走,還在這干屁啊 469 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:57,583 沒察克的車怎麼走 470 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,167 我們走路嘛 471 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:02,583 - 走40里路?! - 也許你該換雙鞋子 472 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:06,667 別吵了 我們得同心協力 473 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,125 我們壓根不該來這,這是誰的蠢主意? 474 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,417 查德的主意 475 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:18,125 你們就是一群孬逼 知道不? 476 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:23,750 看到丁點的血腥就嚇到腿軟 477 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,375 瞧瞧你們的慫樣 478 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,542 哥們你胡扯什麼呢 479 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:36,167 你知道有多少人能遇上這種機會? 480 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:37,833 送死的機會? 481 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,333 是生存的機會 482 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:43,583 從日常規條中得以徹底解脫 483 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:47,958 對付他們,我們可以不受任何規則限制 484 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:56,000 適應不了的人...恐怕活該去死 485 00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,167 夠操蛋 486 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:04,958 聽到沒 487 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:08,208 是察克跟員警,我們走 488 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,625 我們才不需要什麼員警 489 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,750 員警幫不了我們的 490 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:17,917 全他媽不明事理啊 491 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,583 干！ 492 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:28,250 別擔心 你朋友會沒事的 493 00:37:28,292 --> 00:37:31,708 這只是個小誤會 494 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,958 - 哇 小心 - 救命啊! 495 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:38,292 - 他們死啦! 496 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:40,375 來 慢慢說 497 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:44,333 - 他們殺了他們! - 冷靜一下 498 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:49,417 上車坐好 我們去看看 499 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:55,000 純傻逼啊 500 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:04,208 我的胃受不了了 501 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,875 聽著 你做的很好 502 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,583 有一點卡住了 503 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:15,250 聽著 我把它撬開 你把他拖出來 504 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,083 - 數三聲 好吧? - 明白 505 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:18,833 一 506 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,208 二 507 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:21,667 三 508 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:25,708 把他弄走! 509 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:28,083 從我身上弄走! 510 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:36,792 你沒事啦 511 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:41,375 來抓他的腿 拖到卡車那邊去 512 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,958 我的天! 513 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,625 還挺重的 514 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,542 我日 515 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:03,750 - 我來說話 - 好主意 516 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,875 孩子們 呆在車裡 517 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,208 我來搞定 518 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,958 - 嗨 - 你好 長官 519 00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,917 很高興再見到你 520 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:24,167 - 今天真是蠢透了 - 蠢透了 521 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:28,250 我們正在忙活 522 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:31,333 我們在修理新屋子 523 00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:35,792 這些小孩不知道從哪冒出來 524 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:39,125 開始在我房子周圍搞自殺 525 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:43,625 像這個 自己一頭栽進碎木機 526 00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:46,708 後邊還有一個 527 00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:50,333 拿尖木樁插死自己 528 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:53,250 我不知道你處理過幾回類似的事 529 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:57,458 - 但我們可是嚇尿了 - 嚇尿了 530 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:09,167 瞧這故事編的,當我傻逼是不? 531 00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:12,917 不 長官 絕非傻逼 532 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:14,625 您英明神武 533 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:19,583 我們來梳理一下 這事疑點不少 534 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,375 什麼? 535 00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,417 你說你正在幹活 536 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:28,958 當這孩子一頭栽進碎木機的時候 537 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,083 對 事實如此 538 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:36,833 而且我認為他們還想殺屋裡的女孩 539 00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:38,167 什麼女孩? 540 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:41,125 我想她應該可以講清整件事情 541 00:40:42,292 --> 00:40:46,167 如果我的鏟子沒砸暈她的話 542 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:49,208 - 是意外啦 - 是意外 543 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,250 你說屋子裡還有個失去知覺的女孩? 544 00:40:53,292 --> 00:40:55,583 對 就在臥室裡 545 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,542 那你最好給我看看是怎麼回事 546 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,750 跟我來 你來瞧瞧 547 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:09,208 好主意啊 548 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,708 等等 他們上哪去? 549 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,667 - 可別進去! - 這邊走 治安官 550 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:21,708 他在幹嘛? 551 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:24,667 為什麼不TM逮捕他們? 552 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:33,542 對光還有反應 553 00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:38,083 - 好啦 她不會死 - 謝天謝地 554 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:40,833 我警告過你們遠離這 555 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:43,417 你們就是不聽 是吧? 556 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,375 如今攤上兩項過失殺人罪 夠吃牢飯了 557 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,958 可喜可賀 558 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,375 長官 你看我倆像變態殺人魔嗎? 559 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,333 這可難說 560 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,000 人不可貌相 561 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,500 不要! 562 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,458 治安官! 563 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,292 你沒事吧? 564 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,792 就這還能走啊? 565 00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:17,875 健步如飛應該沒啥事 566 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,000 別擔心 一切盡在掌控 567 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,167 我日啊他掛了! 568 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:35,750 快開門! 569 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,625 靠 早跟你說要修好那柱子 570 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,833 這不能怪我啊!你搞清楚了! 571 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:47,125 是你的錯!只顧玩什麼遊戲... 572 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:49,208 幹活的人是我... 573 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:58,875 開他媽的門啊! 574 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:03,083 ...要是你不去玩棋盤遊戲 575 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,833 我早就有時間去修柱子啦 576 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:09,833 我草你們他媽的溷球! 577 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:13,667 你先得打開下麵的保險 578 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:16,500 不要 579 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:20,208 我靠! 580 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,375 你該叫他小心點! 581 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,875 還"打開下麵的保險"... 582 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:40,125 你有腦子嗎? 583 00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:42,958 事情搞成這樣全是因為你 584 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:44,792 - 啥? - 沒錯 585 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,917 要不是你想做好人 說什麼她快淹死啦 586 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:51,958 要去救她 救她 587 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:52,958 至少救人一命啊 588 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,417 哈你媽路亞 589 00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:56,167 別拿這事責怪她 590 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,292 我沒怪她 我這是在怪你 591 00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,083 知道嗎 塔克 592 00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:04,375 我們要不去釣魚的話 一切都不會發生 593 00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:06,083 跟釣魚有條毛關係! 594 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:10,292 - 我壓根就不喜歡釣魚! - 你壓根... 595 00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:12,833 你什麼意思啊 不喜歡釣魚? 596 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:17,000 其實...也還好啦 597 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,167 抱歉 傷你心了吧 598 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:25,958 心都碎了 599 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:33,917 塔克? 600 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,417 詹格斯在哪? 601 00:44:40,292 --> 00:44:41,500 我靠 602 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:51,250 鄉巴佬 你看著辦吧! 603 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,667 狗娘養的 他抓了我的狗! 604 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,083 我草 605 00:44:56,875 --> 00:45:00,250 - 我們得有點行動 - 你帶了釘槍嗎? 606 00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,833 帶了 怎麼著? 607 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:06,125 趴低點 608 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,708 好 掩護我 609 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,500 我從沒打過人 610 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:26,542 把他們想像成會移動的木板能輕鬆點 611 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,292 抱歉 612 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,167 你拖住他 613 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:39,917 我從後門出去 記著... 614 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:42,042 儘量別射中我 615 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,833 OK 我儘量 616 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,292 - 他們怎麼這麼磨蹭? - 不知道 617 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,542 學生哥! 來嘗嘗這個? 618 00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:16,750 好這口吧 大學生們? 619 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:20,625 我的彈藥可充足得很 傻逼! 620 00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:28,375 我日 621 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,875 見鬼啊 戴爾 622 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,500 - 澹定點行不 - 嘿 鄉巴佬 623 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:45,708 你再射我們 我就崩了你的狗 624 00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:50,083 你要敢殺它 我可會發狂的 625 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,875 把女孩交出來 626 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,708 不然我就幹掉你的狗 627 00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:02,292 我要瘋了 要徹底瘋了 628 00:47:02,917 --> 00:47:06,833 回家去 死狗 快跑 629 00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:13,208 你好 630 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:17,208 是個適合跑步的好日子 對不? 631 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:18,917 老天 不要啊! 632 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:29,542 這就行了? 633 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:33,292 不好說 繩子埋好了 我們只有一次機會 634 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:35,583 陷阱弄好了 635 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,208 嘿 他醒了 636 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:46,792 你們丫腦子有病是吧 小鬼? 637 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:50,625 我們有病?抓好他 638 00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:58,208 從沒跟變態狂魔靠得這麼近 639 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:04,625 有點臭 640 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:07,458 我們只是試圖做正當防衛 641 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,875 我不能....好了好了... 642 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:14,208 聽著 我知道你們覺得好玩 但我沒那嗜好 643 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:17,625 鄉巴佬 到血債血償的時候了! 644 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,083 血償? 聽我說... 645 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,958 你讓我走 646 00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:25,083 我回去開我的冰箱 647 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:29,750 裡面一打啤酒 全都歸你 648 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:32,542 很爽口的 哥們 649 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:35,583 - 這一下是為了邁克 - 不! 650 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:42,542 你個變態! 651 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,208 - 戴爾? - 愛莉森... 652 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,250 你感覺怎麼樣? 653 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:56,667 有點頭暈 654 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,500 發生什麼事了? 655 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:08,333 呃... 656 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,500 我說不清楚 657 00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:17,250 太可怕了 658 00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:21,667 天 好難為情 對不起 659 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,667 沒事 有時候哭出來能好受些 660 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:30,750 盡情哭吧 661 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:36,833 感覺好點沒? 662 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:43,583 來個深呼吸 663 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:46,667 好 664 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,500 跟我說說是怎麼回事 665 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:55,167 呃 這不好說 666 00:50:58,208 --> 00:50:59,750 你的朋友們... 667 00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:03,375 裡面是不是有點什麼病? 668 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:07,792 - 怎麼說? - 我想他們可能忘了吃藥 669 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:11,500 你在說什麼? 670 00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:15,375 - 他們人在哪? - 有些正在外面 準備殺死我最好的朋友 671 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,500 還有我的狗 672 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:18,583 我都不知道你在說什麼 673 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,708 我知道聽著沒道理 但那是事實 674 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,583 看著就像你的朋友們集體發了瘋 675 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:29,458 讓我想想 我記得查德... 676 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:33,625 還有陶德跑過來 677 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:34,917 然後 678 00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:37,583 - 我的天 - 我知道 679 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:40,375 一開始我以為他們要殺你 680 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:45,375 然後他們開始自殺 接著想殺我們 681 00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:49,500 現在他們向我的狗下手 我的詹格斯 682 00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:52,375 我看他們就喜歡殺人 683 00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:54,500 這當中肯定有什麼誤會 684 00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,583 我的朋友從來不會害人 685 00:51:56,625 --> 00:51:59,458 天 他們來了 要把我們全殺掉 686 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,333 快躲起來 687 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:03,958 - 沒事的 沒人會傷害你 - 受死吧 鄉巴佬! 688 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:08,333 - 有人可不這樣想 - 我去跟他們說 你呆在那 689 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:13,250 - 什麼?不要 - 這只是個天大的誤會 我們澄清它 690 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:17,875 別去 愛莉森 691 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,333 我的天哪 692 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:30,750 愛莉森! 693 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:53,625 你看到他們了? 694 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:58,167 沒 695 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:02,625 那是塔克T恤上的布 696 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:07,917 - 是什麼? - 我的天! 697 00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:12,250 他們砍了他的手指 698 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:15,792 還有封信 699 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:30,458 現在我們拿下了你的朋友 700 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,750 來救他吧! 701 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:37,917 我暈了多久? 702 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,792 幾個小時吧 703 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,625 我不明白這是怎麼了 704 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:45,083 我必須要去救塔克 該死的! 705 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,083 我要收拾這些屁孩 706 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:52,208 - 等等 我們沒做什麼壞事 - 沒做壞事? 707 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:56,958 - 他們可能以為你們要傷害我 - 他們為什麼這麼想? 708 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,875 我不知道 709 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:04,792 我想你知道 710 00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:09,583 那時我們在商店那碰到你們 711 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:13,083 我們覺得你 有點點嚇人 712 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,333 人家只是緊張而已 713 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,250 沒跟美女講過話 714 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,667 我現在知道了 但當時不知道 715 00:54:19,708 --> 00:54:21,917 你那時覺得我是個變態? 716 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:25,417 我們誤解了你 戴爾 717 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:31,083 - 我很抱歉 - 別說抱歉 都是我的錯 718 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:34,458 我早該知道 我這種人 719 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:37,583 沒資格跟你這樣的女孩說話 720 00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:40,000 不是那樣的 戴爾 721 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,083 要是見到你朋友 722 00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:46,250 告訴他們我從沒想傷害誰 723 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:50,417 戴爾 等等 別去 724 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,667 塔克! 725 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,625 你在哪? 726 00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:11,458 塔克? 727 00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,708 你媽的死大學生 728 00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,750 塔克? 729 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,333 哥們 我來救你了! 730 00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,125 - 塔克? - 戴爾 731 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,208 塔克? 732 00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:53,583 塔克? 733 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,667 這是個陷阱 734 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,583 - 是個啥? - 是個陷阱 735 00:55:57,667 --> 00:55:58,625 啥？ 736 00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:03,000 不要啊 老天! 737 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,292 我的天!塔克... 738 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:19,042 真不想承認 長這熊樣還有點好處 739 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:23,292 就差一點 740 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:30,708 戴爾 那幫小子腦袋嚴重有病 741 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:32,417 我知道 讓我把你弄下來 742 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,458 等等 743 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:36,000 抱歉 744 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,000 這假期糟透了 745 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:02,792 瞧這地方 746 00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:05,917 這就是惡魔的巢穴 747 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:08,167 但願愛莉森還活著 748 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:12,708 愛莉森? 愛莉森? 749 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,583 - 查德? - 噓! 750 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,958 - 你們在幹嘛? - 來救你啊 傻妞 趕緊走 751 00:57:20,042 --> 00:57:23,250 幹嘛這麼說話? 沒其他人在這 752 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:33,000 - 這太恐怖了 - 他們沒對你怎麼樣吧? 753 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:35,250 他們沒對我怎麼樣 754 00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,292 查德 這是個天大的誤會 755 00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:41,750 我們得放把火 讓這化為灰燼 756 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,583 別啊 查德 757 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,833 查德 住手! 758 00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:50,125 查德 住手! 759 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,458 你不能這樣 這是人家的度假屋 760 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,542 你們好好聽我說 好吧 761 00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:59,583 塔克和戴爾沒想傷害任何人 762 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,667 他們是好人 763 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,208 不知所謂! 764 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:06,667 你搞不清楚狀況是吧 765 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:12,667 這些變態非常邪惡 766 00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:15,583 應該得到報應 767 00:58:17,167 --> 00:58:22,250 冷靜點 我只想說這是個誤會 768 00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:25,000 塔克他們對我以禮相待 769 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,667 - 當你們害怕得跑掉的時候... - 瞧他們做的事 770 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,750 他們做了什麼?他們救了我的命 771 00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:35,917 等等 我記得社會心理學課程教過的 772 00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:41,208 這叫斯德哥爾摩症候群 人質愛上綁匪 773 00:58:43,917 --> 00:58:47,583 - 你愛上他們? - 不 什麼啊? 774 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,708 查德 我想跟你解釋 775 00:58:50,708 --> 00:58:55,417 告訴我 你沒愛上那個變態 776 00:58:56,917 --> 00:59:03,000 - 你怎麼能愛他呢? - 查德 你誤會了 777 00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:06,583 愛還是不愛? 778 00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:09,333 - 有毛病啊你? - 說! 779 00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:14,792 放開那個女孩 780 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:16,542 你還好吧 愛莉? 781 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,792 愛莉?他剛才叫你愛莉? 782 00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:21,875 等等 783 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:24,833 大家好好談談 行嗎? 784 00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:27,208 沒人想傷害對方 785 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:29,917 - 你可騙不了我 ... - 去你媽的!鄉巴佬! 786 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:32,417 - 小雜碎! - 等等! 787 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:37,667 要不我沖壺茶 大家坐下來說清楚 788 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:42,208 真是個好主意 再來盤手指三明治好了 789 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,708 我去來點啤酒 790 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,542 查德 你坐這 好吧? 791 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:55,667 戴爾 你坐這邊 792 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:07,042 好 我去泡茶 793 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:14,125 是洋甘菊花茶嗎?我有哮喘喝不了 794 01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:18,583 - 是格雷伯爵茶 - 我喜歡格雷伯爵茶 非常好 795 01:00:19,542 --> 01:00:22,667 然後我們這麼著 796 01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:25,542 你們各自講述自己一方的故事 797 01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:32,583 然後互相傾聽 嘗試理解對方 好吧 798 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:35,708 行 799 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,833 做出決定前 表達各自的情感 800 01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:43,667 並理解對方的處境 這非常重要 801 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:49,792 - 好的 - 查德 你先來 802 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:54,792 - 我該TM的從那說起呢 - 隨你喜歡 803 01:00:55,542 --> 01:00:58,833 話說很久很久以前 我還沒出生 804 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:02,125 - OK 也許不用那麼遠 - 這很重要 805 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:09,875 我父母就是被他這種鄉巴佬襲擊的 806 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,042 就在20年前 807 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:16,167 大屠殺日 808 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:20,208 他們純粹以殺人為樂 809 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,417 母親拚命逃走 仍然落入魔爪 810 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:37,917 我父親束手無策 811 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,708 他不知道母親當時已經懷了我 812 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:47,667 壞蛋當著他的面摧殘我母親 813 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,875 但我母親藉機反擊 814 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,458 得以逃出生天 815 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,500 父親就沒那麼幸運 816 01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:08,375 他的屍體至今沒被找到 817 01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:17,708 當我出生的時候 818 01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:21,042 母親已經被關在精神病院 819 01:02:21,542 --> 01:02:24,917 這故事是我祖母告訴我的 820 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:38,042 感謝你分享你的故事 查德 821 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:54,500 不 我才不要去那 822 01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:58,583 查德說了 要是他們15分鐘不回來 823 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:00,667 我們就來轟爆這 824 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:05,417 - 你連支槍都沒有 - 夠了 女人 別跟我吵! 825 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,208 他們在喝茶? 826 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:22,708 我現在可真想來杯茶! 827 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:27,667 不 不可能! 肯定是個圈套 828 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:34,083 - 對 - 來 我們得做點什麼 829 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,750 到你了 830 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:42,000 嗯 好吧 831 01:03:42,792 --> 01:03:45,000 首先 832 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:48,500 對你的親人遭遇屠殺 833 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:52,125 我表示深切的同情 那太可怕了 834 01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:56,208 其次 我壓根不會做那種事 835 01:03:56,458 --> 01:04:00,167 那時...我才6歲大 836 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:04,167 我沒說是你 但肯定是你這種人 837 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:06,417 哪種人?我甚至不能傷害一條魚 838 01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:10,125 - 是吧 塔克? - 沒錯 839 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,708 他連條魚都傷不了 840 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:13,750 我做不出那種事 841 01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:18,042 好了 現在你們各自講述了自己的故事 842 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:22,000 - 你有什麼感覺? - 我感覺好多了 843 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:26,292 我感覺 哦 挺好 844 01:04:26,542 --> 01:04:29,417 很好 我們的進展不錯 845 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:32,667 好戲上演啦!死變態! 846 01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:35,792 傑森不要啊! 847 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:39,958 我的天! 848 01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,208 見鬼! 849 01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,542 住手啊! 850 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,667 塔克! 851 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,625 戴爾! 852 01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:59,875 滾回地獄老家去吧!死變態! 853 01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:03,333 干屁啊!查德 854 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:05,875 -別慌 在地上滾一滾 -燒到腿啦! 855 01:05:05,917 --> 01:05:08,750 別 不要用那個 856 01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:15,417 停下來打個滾! 857 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:16,792 離開那! 858 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,458 - 跟燒炭似得 - 好臭! 859 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:32,708 - 不好! - 我該把那些搬走的 860 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:41,583 愛莉 趕緊走! 861 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:47,000 -救我啊 -放手啊 婊子! 862 01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:56,917 我的房子! 863 01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,292 你的房子! 864 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:06,000 - 我這臨床專家做得真糟糕 - 不 那不是真的 別那樣說 865 01:06:06,083 --> 01:06:08,083 我覺得你做的很不錯 866 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,417 - 真的? - 真的 867 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:16,125 - 取得了很好的進展 - 謝謝誇獎 868 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:20,375 各位 869 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:27,167 我想我們得上車趕緊走人 870 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,042 我們得幫幫他 871 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:34,708 還是算了 872 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:40,708 他跟上來啦! 873 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,292 快走啊 快! 874 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:47,792 - 開車啊! - 不然你來開好了! 875 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,167 快走啊! 876 01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:51,958 小心點 這是我最後的財產了 877 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,208 瘋子學生哥追不到了吧! 878 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,917 小心! 879 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:21,750 幹嘛呢 大男孩? 880 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:25,000 詹格斯 881 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,958 喔 詹格斯 882 01:07:30,292 --> 01:07:31,500 愛莉! 883 01:07:32,417 --> 01:07:33,833 愛莉森? 884 01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,000 愛莉森? 885 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,708 她被抓走了 886 01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:43,083 我靠 塔克 887 01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:49,292 塔克 怎麼回事 888 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:54,250 他抓走了愛莉 我試著阻止了 889 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,458 歇口氣 890 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:02,625 聽著 不知道猴年馬月才能再渡個假了 891 01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:04,042 草 892 01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,208 塔克 都是我的錯 893 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,792 瞧瞧你 894 01:08:09,292 --> 01:08:12,042 我一開始就不該跟愛莉森說話 895 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,000 我這樣的人跟她本來就沒有交集 896 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,667 - 那不是真的 - 是真的 897 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,375 - 我甚至不該坐你的車一起出來 - 聽我說 898 01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:27,042 還記得我們還是小孩那時候嗎 899 01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:31,083 我們一起去抓青蛙 900 01:08:31,292 --> 01:08:33,500 我記得 901 01:08:34,125 --> 01:08:37,542 記得吧 我們還比賽誰抓得多來著 902 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:40,875 記得 但現在不是談這事的時候吧 903 01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:44,625 我以前說我是故意讓你贏的 904 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:47,042 因為我同情你 905 01:08:47,042 --> 01:08:49,500 我記得你還讓我舔它們 906 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,333 那感覺挺怪的 907 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:54,125 事實是 908 01:08:55,042 --> 01:08:56,750 我並沒有故意讓你 909 01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,250 你確實贏了 你比我快得多 910 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:02,625 - 拜託 塔克 - 這是真的 911 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:05,292 我想告訴你 912 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:08,333 你其實比自己認為的強得多 913 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,958 聽著 那女孩看你... 914 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:16,000 我注意到你們互相對視的樣子 915 01:09:18,083 --> 01:09:23,375 我想她能看到你的本質 916 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,917 誰知道呢 等這事過去 917 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:32,667 你可以跟她來個約會還是什麼的 918 01:09:33,042 --> 01:09:36,875 - 我才不信 - 只管去做啊 這是我想說的 919 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,833 我不想聽到什麼廢柴藉口 920 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,542 - 好啦 - 住口 921 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:45,750 你是個好人 夠聰明 922 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,375 夠強壯 923 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:52,042 也沒自己想的那麼醜 924 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:56,750 謝謝 你這麼說對我意義重大 925 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:59,042 - 干 人生苦短 - 我知道 926 01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:03,583 你必須得追逐夢想 去吧 927 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,417 現在她比任何時刻都需要你 928 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:10,917 尤其她老是被你砸暈腦袋 929 01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:14,208 好吧 但我不知道她被拐到哪去了 930 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,750 詹格斯知道 931 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:20,875 OK 但我不能把你丟在這 932 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:23,500 沒事 我還好啦 933 01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:26,458 去吧 934 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:32,917 - 友誼長存 - 友誼長存 935 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:40,167 噢 老天 抱歉 936 01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,583 - 疼死了 - 我知道 937 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:46,625 深呼吸 938 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:50,375 去救她 939 01:10:51,667 --> 01:10:53,583 - 幫我個忙 - 儘管說 940 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,750 給我幹爆那狗屁大學生 行嗎 941 01:10:56,792 --> 01:11:00,542 我讓他啃自己腳丫 你等著吧 942 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:02,583 走吧 詹格斯 943 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:26,042 幹得好 詹格斯 944 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,833 你待在這 我一個人過去 945 01:11:29,042 --> 01:11:31,708 別擔心 我知道自己在幹嘛 946 01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,667 多多少少吧 947 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:43,083 - 你發什麼神經? - 我發神經? 948 01:11:43,292 --> 01:11:45,917 你知道我受了多少苦 949 01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:49,167 就為了救你? 950 01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:52,458 你卻背叛了我 愛莉森 951 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:55,417 現在我有意寬恕你 952 01:11:56,292 --> 01:11:59,833 - 不過你得懇求我 - 查德 953 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:08,042 這個歉意之吻可不夠好 954 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:10,667 沒什麼誠意啊 愛莉 955 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,625 你得充滿熱情 956 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:15,875 - 查德 不要 - 這就好點 957 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:17,750 請停下來 958 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,792 不 不 我不會停 959 01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:22,083 這才剛剛開始 960 01:12:45,167 --> 01:12:47,125 你想見鄉巴佬殺手 961 01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:49,833 就讓你見識一下 962 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:13,458 愛莉 是我 963 01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,708 戴爾? 你怎麼穿成這樣? 964 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:20,083 噢 就一些裝備 看著不錯吧? 965 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:22,500 - 還行 - 贊 966 01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:28,375 你過來幫我嗎? 967 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:31,250 等會 就來 968 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,000 這都是什麼啊? 969 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:38,125 謝謝你來救我 970 01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:41,500 沒什麼大不了 順路而已 971 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:50,000 真甜蜜啊 972 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:55,000 鄉巴佬想救出夢中情人 973 01:13:55,042 --> 01:13:56,333 哦 太緊了 974 01:13:56,375 --> 01:14:00,250 你以為自己能贏 你錯了 975 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:03,042 是時候向姑娘道別了 976 01:14:03,042 --> 01:14:05,458 你不該背叛我 愛莉森 977 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,750 不要! 天哪! 978 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:23,167 - 兔子兔子快點跑 - 戴爾! 979 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:26,083 好啦 好啦! 980 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,583 這可真是太差勁了 981 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,417 你沒事吧 啊? 982 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,792 因為我可不要... 983 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,417 戴爾! 984 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:30,125 是時候跟你算帳了 985 01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:31,458 儘管來吧 婊子 986 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:55,667 戴爾!快來! 987 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,167 咱們離開這 988 01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:05,458 - 這兒走 - 上樓去 989 01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:07,542 快 990 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,708 戴爾,給 991 01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:11,750 給我 992 01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:13,917 頂上箱子 993 01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:17,000 天 這死屁孩真難對付 994 01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:20,333 - 你沒事吧? - 沒事 我還好 995 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,458 我們能歇一會了 996 01:16:23,792 --> 01:16:25,875 我們得找點合適的傢伙 997 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,375 又大又鋒利那種東西 998 01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:33,792 這個估計行 999 01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:36,250 不行 1000 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,750 "洋甘菊花茶" 1001 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:45,750 天哪 戴爾 1002 01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,625 來瞧瞧這個 1003 01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:54,125 - 什麼? - 看著眼熟吧? 1004 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:56,625 這不是那治安官麼? 1005 01:16:56,917 --> 01:16:59,750 這張照片 看中間那個傢伙 1006 01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,833 "屠殺日兇手落網" 1007 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:05,500 看著像下麵那個肯德基紅燒大學生 1008 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,917 - 沒錯 - 真奇怪 1009 01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:11,750 唯一倖存者向警方舉報殺手 1010 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,083 倖存者曾遭受虐待與強暴 1011 01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:18,625 現已送往精神病院 1012 01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:20,792 想想看 1013 01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:26,125 - 他說他的母親逃脫... - 父親的屍體沒被找到 1014 01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:28,167 我想我們找到他了 1015 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:30,250 我靠 1016 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,917 - 我的天! - 查德! 1017 01:17:36,792 --> 01:17:39,125 去死吧 變態! 1018 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:42,583 等等!查德 1019 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:45,917 - 你也是個鄉巴佬! - 住嘴! 1020 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,250 看看 這個就是你爹 1021 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,208 - 才不是! - 是真的 查德 1022 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:54,333 你是鄉巴佬的娃 1023 01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:58,500 不可能! 1024 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:03,542 他們騙了我 1025 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,667 你們怎能這樣? 1026 01:18:06,667 --> 01:18:07,792 也許他們只是不想讓你知道真相 1027 01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:10,833 沒有什麼真相 1028 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,125 全都是謊言! 1029 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:19,250 - 你做了什麼? - 撒了點洋甘菊粉末 1030 01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,667 就是洋甘菊花茶的原料 1031 01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:24,792 會導致哮喘患者過敏 1032 01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:27,667 這事情我過耳不忘 1033 01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:32,000 沒事的 只要給他吸藥器 1034 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,167 或者不給 1035 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:53,583 準備好了? 1036 01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:57,667 - 等會 牙齒上面沒菜吧? - 牙齒乾淨 1037 01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:00,167 開拍 1038 01:19:03,792 --> 01:19:08,250 昨夜的溷亂事件尚未釐清疑雲 1039 01:19:09,292 --> 01:19:15,625 表面上的瘋狂大學生集體自殺 1040 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,833 也可能是變態殺手所為 1041 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,750 其屍體尚未被發現 1042 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,333 這場慘劇發生於... 1043 01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,792 敲 敲 1044 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:27,000 嗨 哥們 你感覺怎麼樣? 1045 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:30,917 我感到很嗨 全身都泡滿了藥 1046 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:33,083 是啊 看得出 1047 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,333 他們找到了我的手指 1048 01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:38,458 瞧瞧 1049 01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:44,292 我不記得我手指以前是這個樣子的 1050 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:46,625 你看著好笑吧 1051 01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:52,000 沒 才沒呢 看著很自然 很好 1052 01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:55,292 對了 我給你買了點東西 先合上眼 1053 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:58,167 睜眼吧 1054 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:03,625 - 哦 好夥計 - 夥計 這可是藍帶啤酒 1055 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:05,792 美啊 1056 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:13,667 另外 還附贈你最愛的吸管 1057 01:20:17,042 --> 01:20:19,625 你好好享受吧 好嗎 1058 01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:21,833 我回頭再多帶點 1059 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,792 - 戴爾? - 嗯! 1060 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:25,250 你約她沒有? 1061 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:27,417 約什麼? 1062 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:31,792 看在上帝份上 你約她出去沒有? 1063 01:20:32,792 --> 01:20:34,208 呃 1064 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:37,167 我想來著 1065 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:40,000 但一直沒有機會 所以... 1066 01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,500 你真是沒救了 知道嗎 1067 01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:45,750 嗯 你可能是對的 1068 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:51,792 不過她說過喜歡玩保齡球 1069 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:55,125 所以我們準備打球去 1070 01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:58,875 你這個小溷球 1071 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,958 我先走了 1072 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:10,000 戴爾 你可真是幸運 1073 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,083 想必是初學者的運氣 1074 01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:14,958 那姑娘打得真棒 1075 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,083 我知道 聽我說 1076 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,792 人生苦短 BJ 你得主動追逐夢想 1077 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,792 因為天上可不會掉餡餅 1078 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:26,208 - 對 你說得對 - 我知道 1079 01:21:26,958 --> 01:21:28,417 我要過去跟妹子聊聊 1080 01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:32,125 聽著 別緊張 做自己就好 1081 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,958 - 好 - 明白就好 上吧夥計 1082 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:41,542 - 我很有一手 是吧? - 確實 你很棒 1083 01:21:41,792 --> 01:21:45,875 愛莉 希望這不會顯得有點傻 1084 01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:46,917 但我想送你點東西 1085 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:51,417 - 戴爾 很有心啊 - 還好啦 1086 01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:55,958 - 哦 我的天 - 你知道這是什麼吧? 1087 01:21:56,125 --> 01:22:00,500 安全頭盔啊 1088 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,750 你要是從今往後每天都戴著就更好了 1089 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:07,667 - OK 謝謝 真是太棒了 - 不客氣 1090 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:11,083 戴爾 聽著 1091 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,958 對於之前的一切我真的很抱歉 1092 01:22:14,042 --> 01:22:16,417 道什麼歉? 我過得很開心 1093 01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:22,625 當然 死人流血什麼的不是很好玩 1094 01:22:23,667 --> 01:22:27,708 但我享受著和你度過的每一分鐘 1095 01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:30,500 - 戴爾 - 讓我說完 1096 01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:34,417 因為我不知道還有沒有機會在一起... 1097 01:22:35,042 --> 01:22:36,792 我只想告訴你... 1098 01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:40,458 我感同身受 1099 01:22:41,458 --> 01:22:44,000 - 真的? - 真的 1100 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,083 BJ! 1101 01:22:49,542 --> 01:22:53,500 - 上帝啊 我們該去幫她嗎? - 不! 1102 01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:00,750 管它呢! 1103 01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:07,125 Eli Craig 導演作品 1104 01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:10,958 編劇: Eli Craig & Morgan Jurgenson 1105 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:18,500 ★ WTF字幕組 ★ 72942

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