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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,601 Should we be doing this? It's still a crime scene. 2 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:19,900 Sack up, Billy. It's called "investigative journalism" for a reason. 3 00:00:19,942 --> 00:00:22,989 Yeah, but don't we need a press pass or a permit or something? 4 00:00:23,031 --> 00:00:25,118 Press pass this! 5 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:28,499 You know, the police missed something here, I can feel it. 6 00:00:28,541 --> 00:00:32,048 What do you say, Billy? Won't a Peabody Award look great up on your... 7 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,980 -Yo, Chuck, speed up, man! -Yeah, man, speed up. 8 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:05,237 Guys, this is my dad's car. So if I go any faster, he will kill me. 9 00:01:05,279 --> 00:01:06,866 - Holy shit! 10 00:01:07,617 --> 00:01:09,161 - Shit! - Jesus, that was close. 11 00:01:09,204 --> 00:01:10,706 You fucking assholes! 12 00:01:10,748 --> 00:01:13,794 We are in hillbilly country now, boys. Squeal like a pig! 13 00:01:15,424 --> 00:01:18,262 Chad, just cos they're not in your fraternity doesn't mean they're freaks. 14 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:22,729 Actually, it does, Allison. You see, you're either Omega Beta or you're a freak. 15 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:25,067 - Omega Beta! Omega Beta! - Fuck. 16 00:01:25,108 --> 00:01:28,114 I'm in a oar full of morons. 17 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:31,371 No, if we were morons, we wouldn't have thought to bring this. 18 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:34,585 OK, I stand corrected. You are a fucking genius. 19 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,216 Hey, Chuck, speed up, man. They're gonna pass us. 20 00:01:37,258 --> 00:01:38,635 Oh, jeez. Whoa, Jesus. 21 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,909 Did you see the way those guys looked at us? 22 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,372 Hey, guys! Guys! 23 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,711 We forgot the beer! 24 00:01:56,752 --> 00:01:58,464 No! 25 00:02:33,491 --> 00:02:39,001 Sure you got everything you need? Cos once you get up there... 26 00:02:46,182 --> 00:02:47,894 Can I help you? 27 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:51,609 Uh, yeah. Where's your beer at? 28 00:02:53,279 --> 00:02:54,490 Beer's in the back. 29 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:02,755 You see the way them kids looked? 30 00:03:06,388 --> 00:03:10,437 - Read that list back to me. - OK, three-quarter-inch nails, 31 00:03:10,479 --> 00:03:13,735 hacksaw, baling hooks, 32 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:17,284 brush-clearing Scythe, clamps... 33 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:19,121 Hey, Chad, do we need more bug... 34 00:03:19,204 --> 00:03:21,709 - crosscutting handsaw... - Chad? 35 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,047 - Lubricated condoms... - Chad? 36 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:25,549 Hand drill... 37 00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:34,400 Feminine napkins, stone bit, one-eighth hole saw... 38 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:37,030 - Oh, my God! - It's just me. 39 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:41,498 Let's get out of here. This place is so creepy. 40 00:03:48,468 --> 00:03:52,102 - Dale, we need anything else? - Pickled eggs. Six-pounder. 41 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:57,903 Oh, hot dog, Tucker. Have you ever seen anything like that in your life? 42 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,079 There's nothing so special about them. 43 00:04:02,121 --> 00:04:06,462 - They're just your average college girls. - Nothing average about that. 44 00:04:06,504 --> 00:04:08,090 You know something, Dale? 45 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:10,595 She's just human. Why don't you go over and talk to her? 46 00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:14,019 Talk to her? What? What in the world would I say? 47 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:19,320 I don't know. Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her. 48 00:04:19,361 --> 00:04:22,035 Are you out of your mind, Tucker? These are college girls. 49 00:04:22,076 --> 00:04:25,499 They grew up with vacation homes, and guys like me fixing their toilets. 50 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:28,713 You gotta have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear. 51 00:04:28,755 --> 00:04:31,677 Now come on! You are a good-lookin' man... 52 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:33,139 more or less. 53 00:04:33,181 --> 00:04:34,516 You got a damn good heart. 54 00:04:34,558 --> 00:04:36,145 Yup. 55 00:04:36,187 --> 00:04:39,693 I mean, that's two things right there. Now, go on, get over there. 56 00:04:39,777 --> 00:04:41,738 What's the worst that could happen? 57 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:45,789 You know something? 58 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:50,839 - You're right, Tuck. I'm gonna do it. - All right. 59 00:04:50,881 --> 00:04:53,260 - I'm gonna do it right now. - All right, hold up. 60 00:04:53,302 --> 00:04:57,770 All right, now, whatever you say, just smile and laugh. 61 00:04:57,812 --> 00:04:59,356 It shows confidence. 62 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:02,612 Smile and laugh. OK. 63 00:05:03,572 --> 00:05:04,658 - Do it. - All right. 64 00:05:20,355 --> 00:05:23,360 You guys, uh...goin' campin'? 65 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:31,710 Hey! Hey. Now, look... we don't want any trouble, all right? 66 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:33,547 - So just...back off. - Whoa! 67 00:05:33,589 --> 00:05:35,050 - OK. OK. I'm sorry. - Back off! 68 00:05:37,846 --> 00:05:38,974 Get in the truck. 69 00:05:41,897 --> 00:05:44,651 That's a-a good-lookin' cooler... 70 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:57,676 I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies. 71 00:05:59,472 --> 00:06:00,934 They hate my face! 72 00:06:01,476 --> 00:06:02,853 Come on. 73 00:06:09,574 --> 00:06:13,750 I ain't like you, Tucker, you know? I can't talk to the lady folk the way you can. 74 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:16,296 No one can. I mean, I... 75 00:06:16,338 --> 00:06:20,470 I always get all stupid, and my hands get clammy, and I just act like a big fat idiot. 76 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:24,228 You know what your problem is? You got an inferiority complex. 77 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:25,815 No, I don't. 78 00:06:25,857 --> 00:06:27,526 - Yeah, yeah. - No. 79 00:06:27,568 --> 00:06:30,866 Let me tell you something, life is short. You got to go after what you want. 80 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:32,243 Mm-hm. 81 00:06:32,285 --> 00:06:35,667 Cos it sure as hell ain't gonna just fall right in your lap. 82 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:37,336 - That's true, I reckon. - Aw, shit. 83 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:39,842 - What are you doing? - Shit, shit. We got a cop. 84 00:06:39,884 --> 00:06:41,428 Oh, I got you. 85 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:44,685 I got a rag. Move your arm. You spilled beer all over your crotch. 86 00:06:44,768 --> 00:06:46,688 All right, he's pulling over. 87 00:06:47,565 --> 00:06:48,901 - Get up, Dale. - I can't. 88 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,614 - Dale, he's coming. - No, it's stuck on my sleeve. 89 00:06:51,656 --> 00:06:52,992 - Get up. - My hand is stuck on... 90 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:55,623 Un-stuck it, then. He's out of his car. 91 00:06:55,664 --> 00:06:57,459 - He's out of his car? - He's coming. 92 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,254 - Tucker! - Get it... 93 00:07:04,055 --> 00:07:05,474 Yeah. 94 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,983 - Howdy, Officer. - Hey. 95 00:07:10,025 --> 00:07:13,615 - It's a beautiful day, isn't it? - Yeah. 96 00:07:13,657 --> 00:07:14,700 License, please. 97 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:19,585 Uh, I lost my wallet a couple weeks back. New one is in the mail. 98 00:07:22,173 --> 00:07:23,717 Temporary. 99 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,388 Where you two headed? 100 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:28,687 We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. 101 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:32,735 I sank every penny I had into it. 102 00:07:32,777 --> 00:07:36,284 Me and Dale here, we're gonna go fix 'er up, maybe do a little fishin'. 103 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:39,248 - Do a little fishin'. - He's been striking out with the ladies. 104 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:42,171 I figured a little man time might do him some good. 105 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:49,100 There ain't nothing up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine. 106 00:07:53,484 --> 00:07:55,821 I pulled you over cos you got a broken turn signal. 107 00:07:55,864 --> 00:07:57,533 Oh, yes, sir. 108 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,371 See that you, uh... 109 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:03,962 get that fixed. 110 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:05,966 That was very helpful. 111 00:08:12,479 --> 00:08:15,735 - Man, that was tense. - That dude's weird. 112 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:17,029 There he goes. 113 00:08:17,906 --> 00:08:19,200 Bye _ 114 00:08:20,202 --> 00:08:22,957 God, would you look at him? You know what his problem is? 115 00:08:22,998 --> 00:08:25,964 He was jealous because he can't afford a place of his own. 116 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,260 Well... 117 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:31,766 Here's to the good life, huh? 118 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:36,149 - Oh, yeah. - To the good life, man. 119 00:08:51,429 --> 00:08:55,269 I mean, what's a parasite? Oh, look at this little truck right here! 120 00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:58,109 - I know, I know. - Is that ours? 121 00:08:58,151 --> 00:09:00,113 - Wow. And another one right there. 122 00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:19,400 Oh, my God. 123 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:22,614 It's perfect! 124 00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:25,495 - And what did they call this, a fixer-upper? - Yeah. 125 00:09:26,747 --> 00:09:29,378 - All right, let's go check it out inside. - Yeah. 126 00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:32,634 I can't believe this is ours! Oh, my God! 127 00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:43,905 - 'ell, it's just a little dusty is all. - It's a mansion! 128 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,934 Whoever used to live here must have been an archaeologist or something. 129 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:01,731 Yeah, archae... Yeah. 130 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:04,946 Look at this. Must have been a real news junkie, too. 131 00:10:10,915 --> 00:10:17,011 Chubby's Chili Dog Depot? Buy three, get two free. No expiration date. 132 00:10:17,053 --> 00:10:20,309 - All right. - Score! 133 00:10:20,351 --> 00:10:24,317 Tucker, look! They got my favorite board game here, too. 134 00:10:24,359 --> 00:10:28,075 You know what? I tell you something, Dale. 135 00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:31,665 I cannot believe that I am standing in my own vacation home right now. 136 00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:33,918 You know something? 137 00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:37,342 Dreams really do come true. 138 00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:38,636 Look out! 139 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,061 Well , I guess we should fix that. 140 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,357 Yeah, that's a good idea. 141 00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:48,906 You can get off me now. 142 00:10:49,574 --> 00:10:52,496 If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick but never do it, are you gay? 143 00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:54,082 - Yes. - Really? 144 00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:55,292 - Guys! - Are you serious? 145 00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:57,799 - What? - You guys want to hear a scary story? 146 00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:00,094 - No! - Chuck, no. 147 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:01,973 - Absolutely not. - That's not funny. 148 00:11:02,014 --> 00:11:05,062 - You're such a liar. - It happened to my cousins, I think. 149 00:11:05,104 --> 00:11:09,279 Now, do you fuckers want to hear a real story? Huh? 150 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:17,669 This story happened right here, right in these very woods. 151 00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:22,137 It was 20 years ago today. 152 00:11:28,023 --> 00:11:29,902 The Memorial Day Massacre. 153 00:11:30,695 --> 00:11:35,370 How a bunch of college kids... just like us... 154 00:11:35,412 --> 00:11:38,125 they came out here to have a good time... 155 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:45,891 but little did they know that they weren't the only ones in these here woods. 156 00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:51,443 J` Pump it up J` While your feet are stompin’ 157 00:11:51,485 --> 00:11:53,447 J` And the jam is pumpin’... 158 00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:56,829 J` Pump it up a little more 159 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:59,333 J` Get the party going on the dance Hoof 160 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,838 J` See, cos that’s where the... 161 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,260 Get another one! Come on! 162 00:12:04,343 --> 00:12:07,099 J` I’m gonna meet my maker 163 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,770 J` I ain’t afraid to die 164 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:14,155 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, put that back on. 165 00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:16,451 No, no. This is cool, I like this. 166 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:59,742 Only one person lived to tell this story. 167 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:03,290 The rest of them just disappeared... 168 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,507 and their bodies are buried beneath us. 169 00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:13,268 Hey! Hey! There's a lake back there. 170 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,397 Who wants to go skinny dipping? 171 00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:17,943 - I do. - Yeah. 172 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:21,325 - All right. - I'm not getting naked. 173 00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:32,472 That's OK, Tuck. 174 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:34,309 You take that. That's yours. 175 00:13:35,686 --> 00:13:37,982 That's why you're never gonna get ahead in life. 176 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:40,738 It's cos you don't stick up for yourself. 177 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,581 Do not even think about it. 178 00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:48,085 - But you just said... - Are you kidding me? 179 00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:50,298 Are you serious? 180 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:53,304 What'd I just say? 181 00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:57,019 - You said I gotta stick up for myself. - I said, "Don't even think about it", though. 182 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,689 That was the last thing I said. 183 00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:06,997 Hello? 184 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,504 Is someone there? 185 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:12,507 Guys? 186 00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:18,686 Yargh! 187 00:14:18,728 --> 00:14:21,608 God, Chad! What the hell are you doing? 188 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,655 - You are such an asshole. - Come on, that was funny. 189 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,159 No, it wasn't. 190 00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:28,706 You got nothing to worry about, Allie. It's just me. 191 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,668 You totally freaked me out. 192 00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,633 You know, you can drop the act now. 193 00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:38,683 - What act? - Like you're better than everyone else. 194 00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,064 - I don't think... - Yeah, you do. 195 00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:45,279 But that's OK, Allie, because I get it. 196 00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:49,078 I mean, you are better than everyone else. 197 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,376 You and I, Allie... 198 00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:56,091 are cut from a different cloth. You know what I mean? 199 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:59,223 - I'm not... I... - All I'm saying is... 200 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:05,067 I'm glad that we have this chance to get to know each other better. 201 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:09,911 Chad, you're drunk. 202 00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:13,375 That's a good thing. It lowers my inhibitions. 203 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:16,464 OK, uh... 204 00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:18,802 - Come on, stop. - Why? 205 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:20,554 Why? Why stop? 206 00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:23,270 We're perfect for each other. 207 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:29,030 Let's talk about this later. I'm gonna go catch up with everyone. 208 00:15:29,114 --> 00:15:31,117 Come on, Allie. Come on... 209 00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:36,461 - Oh, it's so cold! - Here we go! 210 00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:40,302 What’s that all about? 211 00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:45,145 I don't know, but I think we should go check it out. 212 00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:47,357 No. No, Tuck, you know what? 213 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:50,279 My guess would be that they don't really want to see us right now. 214 00:15:50,322 --> 00:15:54,038 - Yeah, I kind of want to see them. - No, no. 215 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,709 What the hell are you doing? 216 00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:00,883 - Damn it, Dale! - What? 217 00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:03,472 I'm not gonna go around one more time with you on this. 218 00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:05,351 - OK. - Hush. 219 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:09,859 I love camping! 220 00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:13,407 Look. 221 00:16:16,915 --> 00:16:18,793 Oh. 222 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,347 - Tucker! - Shush! 223 00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:32,611 God damn it, Dale! What the hell is the matter with you? 224 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:34,281 Me? What did I do? 225 00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:37,579 When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you half-naked, 226 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:42,046 - you do not yell out my name. - Well, you were being a Peeping Tom. 227 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,759 You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless. 228 00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:48,852 She didn't come up yet. 229 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:52,442 - Tuck, paddle. - Oh, Jesus. 230 00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:57,617 Hey! Lady? 231 00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:00,458 Hey, lady! 232 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:04,381 - Where'd she go, Tuck? - Whoa, whoa, Dale! 233 00:17:07,178 --> 00:17:11,145 Help me get her in the boat! Come on! 234 00:17:11,979 --> 00:17:13,440 Get her legs! 235 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,029 Oh! No! 236 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:19,034 - Hey, we got your friend! - Oh, God! 237 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:22,666 They got Allison! Come on! 238 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,798 Hey! 239 00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:29,721 We got your friend! Why the hell are they running away? Hey! 240 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:33,604 Doesn't matter, Tucker, we gotta get her back to the cabin. Come on, let's row. 241 00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:36,235 - Shit! - Oh, man. 242 00:17:37,152 --> 00:17:39,699 Shit. 243 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,454 Chad! Chad! 244 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,668 The hillbillies... 245 00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:46,922 - What hillbillies? - From the store! 246 00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:48,883 They captured Allison! 247 00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,072 Allie! 248 00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,724 Oh, God! No. 249 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:40,024 - No, please! No, please, don't... - Don't...don't cry. 250 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,443 Please don't cut me open! 251 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:47,997 Oh! It's the pancakes! You hate pancakes! I'll go make you something else. I'll just... 252 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,086 Doesn't like pancakes. 253 00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:53,467 Should have asked her if she liked pancakes. Big fat stupid idiot! 254 00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:57,015 Pa... Pancakes? 255 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,274 Allison! 256 00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:03,486 I don't understand. Where do you think they took her? 257 00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:07,201 - Maybe they took her to the hospital. - You don't get it, do you? 258 00:19:07,243 --> 00:19:09,247 Chuck, tell him what you saw. 259 00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:12,713 Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was... 260 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:14,674 Like...eating her face off. 261 00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,722 That is so disgusting. 262 00:19:17,763 --> 00:19:19,893 Not to sound too cliché, but shouldn't we go to the police? 263 00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,562 And just leave Allison with them? 264 00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,567 If they already ate her, what difference does it make? 265 00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:26,948 We don't need the police. We can handle this on our own. 266 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:31,080 What if I go? It's my dad's truck. He told me I was the only one allowed to drive it. 267 00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:33,001 Fine. You wanna go, Chuck? Then just go. 268 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,965 OK, awesome. I'll be back in a jiffy, I swear. 269 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,430 That's such bullshit. Why does he get to go? 270 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,577 Hey, guys! You better come look at this. 271 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,506 What is this place? 272 00:19:56,548 --> 00:20:00,012 It's just a cabin. It doesn't mean they're psycho killers. 273 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:03,142 Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go in there and talk to them? 274 00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:05,146 All right. Maybe I will. 275 00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:09,990 I said maybe. 276 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:36,081 There you go. Please don't tell me that you hate eggs and bacon. 277 00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,758 Wha-What am I doing here? 278 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:44,056 Oh, you don't remember? OK. Uh... 279 00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:46,727 Well, me and Tucker... 280 00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:49,065 I mean, uh, I and Tuck... 281 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:50,818 Well... 282 00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:56,663 - Tucker and I brung you here last night. - Why? 283 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:59,585 Because you were about to go swimming with your friends, 284 00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:02,549 and you climbed up on a bunch of rocks, and you fell and banged your head 285 00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:05,054 and then you fell into the water, and then... 286 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,558 I dove in and rescued you. 287 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:13,153 - Wait, you...you were spying on us? - No. No, what? No! 288 00:21:13,195 --> 00:21:15,408 No, we weren't spying. No, I swear to God, no, no. 289 00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:18,162 We were out there fishin'. OK? I didn't... We didn't see... 290 00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:21,127 I didn't see... Maybe Tucker might have seen a little... 291 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:22,671 Where are my friends? 292 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:26,805 - They ran off into the woods. - They just left me? 293 00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:29,142 Yeah, but don't be mad at them. 294 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:32,356 Some people just aren't any good in a crisis, 295 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:35,280 and that's why Tucker and I brung you here, 296 00:21:35,322 --> 00:21:38,118 hoping that they would come get you in the morning. 297 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:43,127 I didn't have any girlie clothes, so... 298 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,048 It's OK, I... 299 00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:47,511 I never really had much fashion sense, anyway. 300 00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:49,932 - Me neither. - Yeah. 301 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:56,613 That's my dog, Jangers. He looks mean, but he's just a big old marshmallow. 302 00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:58,783 You can just pet him round the nose. 303 00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:00,953 - He's drooling. - I know. 304 00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:06,004 Anyway, um...I'm sorry about all the mess around here. 305 00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:09,136 Tucker just bought this place, and, uh...you know... 306 00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:13,728 Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like much to a high-class girl like you, 307 00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:18,446 but we've always just had sort of a dream to have our own vacation home. 308 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:21,159 But, uh...anyway... 309 00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:25,084 you should relax and rest, OK? 310 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,630 Hey, what's... what's your name? 311 00:22:27,672 --> 00:22:29,342 Uh... 312 00:22:29,384 --> 00:22:32,265 It's Tale. Ducker. My name... 313 00:22:33,182 --> 00:22:35,729 - My name is Dale. - I'm Allison. 314 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,941 But my... my friends call me Allie. 315 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,992 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you, Allie...son. 316 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:45,205 And if you need anything else, you just holler for me. 317 00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:47,209 I'll be right in the little room here. 318 00:22:49,922 --> 00:22:51,552 - Uh, Dale? - Yeah. 319 00:22:52,512 --> 00:22:54,766 Do you guys have anything to do around here? 320 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:56,394 Do you like board games? 321 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:00,443 What kind do you have? 322 00:23:01,653 --> 00:23:04,952 We got this one right here. It's my favorite. Trivi-Up. 323 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,836 - Yes! - Come on, four out of seven. 324 00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:11,673 No way, dude. You lost. 325 00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:15,515 Just shut up and walk, bitch. 326 00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:30,794 Goddamn Romeo. 327 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,884 Oh, well. 328 00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:52,502 Oh, Jesus. 329 00:24:10,329 --> 00:24:12,583 Run! Run for your lives! 330 00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:13,200 Here we go. Big roll. Five. 331 00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:15,830 One, two, three, four, five. 332 00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,584 OK, shoot. 333 00:25:19,045 --> 00:25:21,382 Who was the fifth President of the United States? 334 00:25:21,424 --> 00:25:23,260 Oh, that's too easy. That's James Monroe. 335 00:25:24,639 --> 00:25:27,937 God, you are right again. You are killing me. 336 00:25:27,978 --> 00:25:30,191 I know. I'm sorry about that. I just... 337 00:25:30,274 --> 00:25:33,197 I got this weird brain where I'm dumb as a stump, 338 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,913 - but I remember everything I ever heard. - That sounds pretty smart to me. 339 00:25:36,996 --> 00:25:41,338 No, trust me, I'm stupid. I barely even made it past the third grade. 340 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:43,466 Oh, that doesn't mean anything. 341 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:47,267 There's a difference between education and intellect. 342 00:25:50,564 --> 00:25:52,651 Yeah? 343 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:58,413 So, um, what is it that you study in college? 344 00:25:58,454 --> 00:26:00,667 I'm getting my Bachelor's degree in psychology. 345 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,088 Oh, a Bach... Oh. 346 00:26:04,173 --> 00:26:07,680 So, what kind of work would you do with that? 347 00:26:07,722 --> 00:26:09,767 Oh, I don't know. I, um... 348 00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:13,190 I-I have these stupid dreams. 349 00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:14,819 Dreams are not stupid. 350 00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:22,500 Well, um...I just think that so many of the major problems and conflicts in the world 351 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:24,838 are caused by a lack of communication, you know? 352 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,965 - Yeah. - And I just... 353 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:29,388 I just always thought that I'd make a really good therapist. 354 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:30,934 No, don't! Don't! 355 00:26:30,975 --> 00:26:35,025 Yeah, my parents say the same thing. I should probably just give up. 356 00:26:35,067 --> 00:26:39,366 No. I think you could do whatever you want. It's just, that beam is a little bit rickety. 357 00:26:39,407 --> 00:26:42,248 Yeah, you could have just pushed that thing right over. 358 00:26:42,289 --> 00:26:43,792 Hey, hey. 359 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,421 Oh, my God, Tucker, what happened to your face? 360 00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:48,759 I sawed into a bees' nest. 361 00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:51,138 Why? 362 00:26:51,222 --> 00:26:53,895 I didn't do it on purpose, you idiot. 363 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,942 I might have avoided it if you were out there helping me! 364 00:26:59,906 --> 00:27:01,158 Yeah. 365 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,874 We came out here to work... 366 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,337 not sit around playing stupid board games! 367 00:27:07,379 --> 00:27:10,301 It was my fault, I... I suckered him into playing. 368 00:27:10,342 --> 00:27:12,889 No, that's not true. It was my fault. 369 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:16,606 How about I come over there and pull those stingers out of your face? 370 00:27:16,647 --> 00:27:18,525 Then I'll help you with whatever you want? 371 00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:21,906 - All right, I'd like that. Thank you. - OK. 372 00:27:21,948 --> 00:27:24,829 Let me help. Wow, they really did a number on you. 373 00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:27,752 - Be careful. Be careful. - They really got you. 374 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:28,962 Hi. 375 00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:30,716 I saw your friend out there. 376 00:27:33,054 --> 00:27:37,687 He must be allergic to bees or something, because he was runnin' like a bat outta hell. 377 00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:41,570 - I should go out there and find them... - No, no! That's... No! 378 00:27:41,612 --> 00:27:45,285 No, you need to rest, so we'll go find your friends. 379 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:48,584 - But I can just... - No. No buts, OK? 380 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:52,006 We'll go find your friends. You should relax. Tucker and Dale are on the case. 381 00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:53,551 Ain't that right, Tucker? 382 00:27:55,429 --> 00:27:56,765 - Yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:59,897 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Good man. OK. 384 00:28:00,941 --> 00:28:04,239 Dale, just... just be careful, OK? 385 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,535 My friends can be kind of judgmental. 386 00:28:06,576 --> 00:28:09,039 I'm gonna let Tucker do most of the talking, anyway. 387 00:28:09,081 --> 00:28:12,170 He can win over just about anybody, can't you? Real people person. 388 00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:18,224 OK, here we go. You just relax, OK? Get some rest. 389 00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:29,162 - They fucking killed him, man. - They left his body here as a message. 390 00:28:29,203 --> 00:28:34,422 - Yeah, "Stay the fuck out of our woods." - I can't believe this is happening. 391 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:38,847 Would you fucking quit it with this thing? It doesn't work out here! 392 00:28:39,974 --> 00:28:42,520 We gotta get to the road and try to catch a ride out of here. 393 00:28:42,562 --> 00:28:46,236 We don't need a ride out of here. Don't you get it? 394 00:28:46,278 --> 00:28:49,618 This is what it's all about. It's us against them. 395 00:28:49,659 --> 00:28:52,581 Survival of the fittest! 396 00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:56,882 What are you doing, man? 397 00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:58,259 That's my whole face. 398 00:28:58,343 --> 00:29:00,722 You have serious issues, you know that? 399 00:29:00,764 --> 00:29:04,521 - Quick. Somebody's coming. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit... 400 00:29:04,563 --> 00:29:08,154 And the answer was, "isosceles triangle". You know what that is? 401 00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:10,199 - Is it a triangle? - Yeah. 402 00:29:10,241 --> 00:29:12,370 Tucker, you would have been proud of me. 403 00:29:12,412 --> 00:29:15,919 A smart little college girl like that, and I was beating the crap out of her. 404 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:17,673 - Dale. - Yeah? 405 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:20,511 You beat the crap outta everybody. There's something wrong with your brain. 406 00:29:20,553 --> 00:29:22,180 I know. You keep telling me that. 407 00:29:22,222 --> 00:29:26,690 Tell you what, when we get back I'll finish her off real quick then we'll get back to work. 408 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,819 They're gonna kill her! 409 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:34,078 - Somebody was just here. - Oh, yeah. It's a hatchet. 410 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:37,001 College kids! 411 00:29:38,796 --> 00:29:42,971 - College kids! - Say it again. Louder. 412 00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:46,561 - College kids! - Hey, college kids! 413 00:29:46,603 --> 00:29:49,860 College kids! 414 00:29:49,902 --> 00:29:51,446 I don't see 'em. 415 00:29:52,615 --> 00:29:54,409 They must have run off. 416 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:59,921 Well... Maybe we could leave them a note in case they come back. 417 00:29:59,962 --> 00:30:01,215 All right. With what? 418 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,306 - Well, this'll work. - All right. Please, hurry up. 419 00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:09,981 - My face is as hot as a hemorrhoid. - Yeah, you don't look so good. OK. 420 00:30:10,023 --> 00:30:12,152 - Careful. - I'm gonna have to etch it in. 421 00:30:36,031 --> 00:30:39,121 J` Uh-huh, I got my cootie shot 422 00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:41,417 J` You think that girl is hot... 423 00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:43,839 - Dale? - Yeah? Huh... 424 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:48,097 - Did you guys find my friends? - Uh, whoa. 425 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:49,850 Whoa. 426 00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:52,271 - What? - Huh? What? 427 00:30:52,354 --> 00:30:54,943 Your friends? No, no. Uh, we left them a note. 428 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,156 They should be by here any minute. 429 00:30:59,953 --> 00:31:03,167 - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm digging a shitter hole. 430 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,338 I'm digging a crap... crapper hole. It's a... 431 00:31:05,379 --> 00:31:08,093 It's a hole. It's for the shithouse. Craphouse... 432 00:31:08,135 --> 00:31:10,807 - Outhouse hole. - An outhouse hole. 433 00:31:11,558 --> 00:31:14,189 - Right. You mind if I help? - What? No! 434 00:31:14,231 --> 00:31:17,822 No, no, it's not work for a pretty... for a girl like you. That's... 435 00:31:17,863 --> 00:31:19,574 Oh. 436 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:22,747 I grew up on a farm. It was either help out or get out. 437 00:31:22,789 --> 00:31:24,166 That's a good rule. 438 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,754 Yeah. So I've done this before, believe it or not. 439 00:31:26,796 --> 00:31:27,841 Yeah. 440 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,314 You gonna help, or just stand there staring at me? 441 00:31:36,356 --> 00:31:39,905 - Uh... No, I'm gonna help. I'll just... - I can't dig this on my own. 442 00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:41,449 Yeah, yeah. 443 00:31:42,995 --> 00:31:45,249 - Yeah, you're doing a good job. - Thank you. 444 00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:58,316 That sick fuck. He's making her dig her own grave. 445 00:31:58,357 --> 00:32:00,027 We don't have much time. 446 00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:03,618 - Does everybody have their weapons? - All set, man. 447 00:32:03,659 --> 00:32:07,666 All right, you guys go around, get the guy at the wood chipper. You take the big guy. 448 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,846 I'm gonna just chill right here. 449 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,941 OK, one more load and we're done. 450 00:32:20,943 --> 00:32:24,367 Hey, come on, get out. Here. 451 00:32:26,871 --> 00:32:28,374 Now! 452 00:32:29,292 --> 00:32:30,586 Huh? 453 00:32:32,130 --> 00:32:34,552 Oh, good, look, your friends are here. Hey! 454 00:32:35,763 --> 00:32:37,140 Dale! 455 00:32:42,484 --> 00:32:45,908 Oh, God! 456 00:33:24,106 --> 00:33:25,484 Are you OK? 457 00:33:30,035 --> 00:33:31,996 Allison, say something! 458 00:33:32,957 --> 00:33:36,380 -Tucker! Tucker! - Holy mother of God! 459 00:33:36,463 --> 00:33:38,592 You'll never beli... What happened to you? 460 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,100 - Are you OK? - What happened to me? 461 00:33:43,102 --> 00:33:47,652 Some kid, he just hucked himself right into the wood chipper! 462 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,156 - What? - Headfirst right into the wood chipper! 463 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:53,664 From his shoes and pants, it looked like it might have been one of the college kids. 464 00:33:53,706 --> 00:33:55,417 What the hell happened to her? 465 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,548 She got knocked out and fell in the shitter hole right next to me. 466 00:33:58,589 --> 00:34:00,426 Is that your blood? What? No. 467 00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:03,808 No, it's college kid blood. One of them suckers came running out of nowhere, 468 00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:06,229 speared himself through the gut and died right on top of me! 469 00:34:06,271 --> 00:34:08,191 - Holy crap. - I know! 470 00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:09,485 Calm down. Don't cry. 471 00:34:09,527 --> 00:34:10,571 - Calm down! - OK. 472 00:34:10,612 --> 00:34:12,993 Get a hold of yourself! 473 00:34:15,372 --> 00:34:18,795 All right... I know what this is. 474 00:34:18,837 --> 00:34:21,842 - What? - This is a suicide pact. 475 00:34:21,925 --> 00:34:23,930 - It's a what? - These kids are coming out here, 476 00:34:23,972 --> 00:34:27,812 - and killing themselves all over the woods. - My God, that makes so much sense. 477 00:34:27,854 --> 00:34:30,485 Holy shit. We have got to hide all of the sharp objects! 478 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:33,531 You know what else? I think they're trying to kill her, too. 479 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,536 Yeah. Think about it. 480 00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:39,502 That's why they acted so funny after we saved her, because they want her dead. 481 00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:44,135 - Why? - I don't know. I don't know. 482 00:34:44,177 --> 00:34:47,476 It's good that you and I don't know - if we knew they'd want to kill us, too. 483 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,396 Yeah, that's a good point. 484 00:34:49,438 --> 00:34:51,984 OK, so what... what do we... 485 00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:54,406 We go to the police? 486 00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:56,201 - Call the police? - Yeah. 487 00:34:57,286 --> 00:35:00,041 - And tell 'em what? - Uh...we'll tell 'em what happened. 488 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,337 That's a good idea, Dale. 489 00:35:02,421 --> 00:35:06,637 "Oh, hidey-ho, Officer. We've had a doozy of a day. 490 00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:10,019 "There we were, minding our own business, doing some chores around the house, 491 00:35:10,061 --> 00:35:12,399 "when kids started killing themselves all over my property." 492 00:35:12,441 --> 00:35:14,193 Well, that's what happened, Tucker! 493 00:35:14,235 --> 00:35:17,408 You would have to be a moron to believe that, Dale. 494 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:21,667 It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened. 495 00:35:21,709 --> 00:35:25,841 And what looks like what happened... is pretty nasty. 496 00:35:25,883 --> 00:35:27,678 So what the hell do we do? 497 00:35:29,014 --> 00:35:30,976 We gotta clean this mess up. 498 00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:34,274 - Right now. - OK. 499 00:35:37,822 --> 00:35:40,286 You shouldn’t be smoking anyway, Chloe. 500 00:35:40,369 --> 00:35:41,371 It's not good for you. 501 00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:43,417 Fucking dying isn't good for you, either, 502 00:35:43,459 --> 00:35:46,339 but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody! 503 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:50,012 We gotta get out of here. I mean, what the hell are we still doing here? 504 00:35:50,055 --> 00:35:51,850 How are we gonna get outta here? 505 00:35:51,892 --> 00:35:54,355 Dickwad over here sent Chuck off with the truck! 506 00:35:54,396 --> 00:35:55,857 Well, then let's walk. 507 00:35:55,899 --> 00:35:58,112 - 40 miles? - You should have thought of that 508 00:35:58,153 --> 00:36:01,034 - before you wore your stripper shoes. - Will y'all just shut up? 509 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,414 Listen, we gotta work together, OK? 510 00:36:03,456 --> 00:36:06,211 We never should’ve come out here. Whose stupid idea was this? 511 00:36:06,253 --> 00:36:07,296 Chad! 512 00:36:10,928 --> 00:36:14,352 You guys are all a bunch of fucking pussies, you know that? 513 00:36:14,394 --> 00:36:18,317 I mean, a few little tiny murders... 514 00:36:18,401 --> 00:36:20,572 and everyone just freaks out. 515 00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:24,037 But do you know how lucky you all are, huh? 516 00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:28,086 - Huh? - What the fuck are you talking about, man? 517 00:36:28,129 --> 00:36:32,136 How many people do you think get a chance for something like this? 518 00:36:33,096 --> 00:36:36,479 - The chance to die? - The chance to live. 519 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,028 To be free from people always telling you what you can and can't do. 520 00:36:41,069 --> 00:36:44,576 There's no rules out here. It's us against them. 521 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,960 And if you don't think you can handle that, well... 522 00:36:50,756 --> 00:36:52,217 maybe you deserve to die. 523 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,352 That's fucked up. 524 00:36:58,771 --> 00:37:02,236 Y'all hear that? 525 00:37:02,319 --> 00:37:04,991 Chuck got the police! Come on, you guys, let's go! 526 00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:07,621 No, you don't need the fucking cops! 527 00:37:07,663 --> 00:37:09,918 The cops aren't gonna help us, man. 528 00:37:12,339 --> 00:37:14,969 Don't you fucking idiots know anything? 529 00:37:16,054 --> 00:37:17,098 Fuck. 530 00:37:21,899 --> 00:37:25,698 Now, don't you worry. Your friends are probably fine. 531 00:37:25,739 --> 00:37:28,244 Probably just a little misunderstanding, that's all. 532 00:37:28,286 --> 00:37:29,999 - Oh, God! Look out! 533 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,252 - Help us! Help us! - Chloe? 534 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,547 They're dead! 535 00:37:33,589 --> 00:37:35,008 They died! 536 00:37:35,049 --> 00:37:36,844 Slow down, now. 537 00:37:36,927 --> 00:37:39,140 - They killed them! - OK. 538 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:45,068 Stay calm. Well, why don't you kids climb in the back seat, and we'll go have a look? 539 00:37:48,575 --> 00:37:50,871 Those stupid fucks. 540 00:37:56,090 --> 00:38:00,306 I don't think I have the stomach for this, Tuck. 541 00:38:00,348 --> 00:38:03,605 I know. He's jammed in there pretty good. 542 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:08,614 - The store better not charge me for this! - Yup. 543 00:38:08,656 --> 00:38:12,412 All right, look, I'm gonna wedge it from that side, and you pull him out on three. 544 00:38:12,454 --> 00:38:13,623 - OK. - All right? 545 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:17,757 One. Two. Three! 546 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:19,176 Argh! 547 00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:23,183 - Oh, Tuck! Oh, take it off! Take it off me! - OK, help me get it off. 548 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:26,440 Get it off me. Not on the face! 549 00:38:27,943 --> 00:38:29,320 Oh! I'm gonna barf. 550 00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,577 You're OK, you're OK. 551 00:38:32,618 --> 00:38:35,416 - Here, grab a leg. Grab a leg. - OK. 552 00:38:35,457 --> 00:38:36,669 Get him over to the truck. 553 00:38:38,839 --> 00:38:41,428 Oh, God. Oh, God. 554 00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:43,682 - He's heavy for half a guy. - Oh, God. 555 00:38:50,236 --> 00:38:52,157 Oh, shit. 556 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:59,296 - Let me do the talking. - That's a good idea. 557 00:39:01,592 --> 00:39:03,053 You kids stay put. 558 00:39:05,390 --> 00:39:07,060 I'll handle this. 559 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,027 - Hey. - Hello, Officer. 560 00:39:11,069 --> 00:39:13,072 - Good to see you again. - Yeah. 561 00:39:15,493 --> 00:39:18,791 - We have had a doozy of a day. - A real doozy. 562 00:39:18,832 --> 00:39:22,340 - Uh, there we were... - Yup. 563 00:39:22,382 --> 00:39:24,636 - Minding our own business... - Yup. 564 00:39:24,678 --> 00:39:27,684 - Making improvements to my house... - The new house. 565 00:39:27,725 --> 00:39:29,937 ..when, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, 566 00:39:29,979 --> 00:39:34,781 these kids started killing themselves all over my property. 567 00:39:34,823 --> 00:39:38,328 This one right here, he dove headfirst right into the wood chipper, 568 00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:39,665 the woody right back there. 569 00:39:39,707 --> 00:39:44,800 There's another one up over there who shoved a spear through his gullet. 570 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,052 Straight through. 571 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:48,974 I don't know how much experience you've had with this, 572 00:39:49,016 --> 00:39:52,480 - but we were scared shitless. - Scared shitless. 573 00:40:00,621 --> 00:40:05,465 You must think that I'm some kind of moron to believe a story like that. 574 00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,135 - No... -Oh, no. 575 00:40:07,177 --> 00:40:10,516 - No, sir. - Not a moron, just...open-minded. 576 00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:14,941 Let me get this straight, cos I'm having trouble understanding something. 577 00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:19,367 - What? - You say you were just working, 578 00:40:19,408 --> 00:40:25,586 when this...kid...ran up and stuffed his head into that wood chipper? 579 00:40:25,628 --> 00:40:27,675 - That's a fact. - That is a fact. 580 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:33,560 And I think maybe they might be trying to kill the girl that we have inside. 581 00:40:33,602 --> 00:40:35,063 - What girl? - You know what? 582 00:40:35,105 --> 00:40:38,529 She can maybe explain the whole thing if, uh... 583 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:41,493 if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel. 584 00:40:41,535 --> 00:40:43,997 - That's... - On accident. 585 00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:45,125 On accident. 586 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:49,466 You've got another one inside, and you say she's unconscious? 587 00:40:49,508 --> 00:40:52,597 - Yeah, she's in my bedroom. - That's... 588 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:58,735 You better show me what you done with her. 589 00:40:58,776 --> 00:41:01,949 - Right this way. Let's show him. - OK, I'm gonna put this leg down. 590 00:41:01,991 --> 00:41:04,579 Great idea. Why don't you go and show him? 591 00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:07,125 Wait, where is he going? 592 00:41:08,169 --> 00:41:10,883 - No, don't go in there. - Right this way, Sheriff. 593 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:17,019 What's he doing? 594 00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:19,608 Why doesn't he fucking arrest them? 595 00:41:26,914 --> 00:41:29,794 Her eyes are equal, reactive to light. 596 00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:34,637 - At least she's not brain-dead. - Oh, thank God. 597 00:41:34,678 --> 00:41:39,062 I told you boys to stay away from this place, but you just didn't listen, did you? 598 00:41:39,104 --> 00:41:42,485 Now, you're looking at least two counts of involuntary manslaughter, 599 00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:44,615 but you'd be lucky to get that. 600 00:41:44,698 --> 00:41:48,872 Officer, do we look like a couple of psycho killers to you? 601 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,925 Well, it's... it's hard to say. 602 00:41:54,676 --> 00:41:56,680 Looks can be deceiving. 603 00:41:56,721 --> 00:41:58,099 Oh, don't! 604 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,693 Sheriff! You OK? 605 00:42:06,282 --> 00:42:07,742 Oh, shit! 606 00:42:07,784 --> 00:42:10,456 - Come on! - What is going on? 607 00:42:10,497 --> 00:42:13,795 - How's he even walking, Tuck? - He looks like he's gonna walk it off. 608 00:42:13,837 --> 00:42:15,382 He's gonna be fine. 609 00:42:21,352 --> 00:42:23,063 Don't worry, I got it. 610 00:42:25,526 --> 00:42:27,615 It's Sher... Sher... 611 00:42:29,284 --> 00:42:31,330 Oh, my God! They fucking killed him! 612 00:42:31,371 --> 00:42:33,334 Unlock the door! 613 00:42:34,544 --> 00:42:38,260 God damn it, Tucker! I told you we should have fixed that beam! 614 00:42:38,302 --> 00:42:42,142 You are not putting this on me! Do you understand me? This is your fault. 615 00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,690 In there playing board games with that little girl when I'm out working! 616 00:42:53,414 --> 00:42:55,376 Unlock the fucking door! 617 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:59,258 If you hadn't been playing board games with that little girl inside, 618 00:42:59,342 --> 00:43:02,265 we would have had a little more time to fix the beam! 619 00:43:02,348 --> 00:43:03,433 Heads up. 620 00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:05,646 - Fuck you, you motherfuckers! - No, no, no! 621 00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:10,238 Oh, you got to take the safety off on the side there. 622 00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:14,079 Don't do... 623 00:43:14,121 --> 00:43:16,584 Jesus! Oh, God! 624 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:20,674 You've got to start being more careful! 625 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,400 I don't think he understands! 626 00:43:32,030 --> 00:43:33,993 "You gotta take the safety off"? 627 00:43:34,869 --> 00:43:39,586 You're something, Dale. None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! 628 00:43:39,628 --> 00:43:41,048 - What? - That's right! 629 00:43:41,089 --> 00:43:44,513 For being such a goddamn Good Samaritan! "My God, she's drowning, Tucker. 630 00:43:44,597 --> 00:43:49,272 - "Oh, let's save her." Hell! - Well, at least she's still alive. 631 00:43:49,314 --> 00:43:52,402 - Oh, halle-fuckin'-lujah! - Don't you dare blame this on her! 632 00:43:52,444 --> 00:43:55,785 I'm not blaming this on her, I'm blaming this on you! 633 00:43:55,826 --> 00:43:57,371 Well, you know what, Tucker? 634 00:43:57,412 --> 00:44:01,462 None of this would have happened if we hadn't have gone fishin'! 635 00:44:01,504 --> 00:44:04,259 - That isn't even an option. - I don't even like fishin'! 636 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,804 You don't like... 637 00:44:08,016 --> 00:44:11,481 - What do you mean, you don't like fishin'? - I-I mean... 638 00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:13,694 I like... I like it OK. 639 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:16,031 You know... I'm sorry. 640 00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:19,914 I'm sorry, Tucker. Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry. 641 00:44:21,543 --> 00:44:23,671 - Yeah, you kinda did. 642 00:44:24,756 --> 00:44:26,135 - Cut it out! 643 00:44:29,641 --> 00:44:30,936 Tucker... 644 00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:33,649 where's Jangers? 645 00:44:37,031 --> 00:44:38,659 - Shit. - Stay here. 646 00:44:39,703 --> 00:44:40,830 Aah! Damn. 647 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:43,793 Nuts... 648 00:44:45,422 --> 00:44:48,010 - Hey, hillbilly! Your move. 649 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:49,680 Oh, son of a bitch! 650 00:44:49,722 --> 00:44:52,185 - They got my dog. - Shit! 651 00:44:52,226 --> 00:44:54,439 We gotta do something. 652 00:44:54,481 --> 00:44:58,071 - Did you bring that nail gun in here? - Yeah. Why? 653 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:01,829 Stay low. Stay low to the ground. Keep your hat! 654 00:45:09,927 --> 00:45:11,723 All right. 655 00:45:12,725 --> 00:45:14,896 - Cover me. - Uh... 656 00:45:14,938 --> 00:45:17,066 I ain't never shot at nobody before. 657 00:45:18,026 --> 00:45:22,034 If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours. 658 00:45:24,832 --> 00:45:28,088 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 659 00:45:28,130 --> 00:45:30,216 Now, you create a distraction. 660 00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:33,598 I'm gonna go out the back door. 661 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,978 - And, Dale... - Yeah. 662 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,188 Try not to shoot me. 663 00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:40,194 - OK, I'll try. - All right. 664 00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:44,035 - What the fuck is taking so long? - I don't know. 665 00:45:46,623 --> 00:45:49,170 Hey, college kids! You want some of this? 666 00:46:10,628 --> 00:46:14,009 Ha-ha! You like that, college kids? How's that taste? 667 00:46:14,051 --> 00:46:17,809 I got plenty more where that came from! Bunch of freaks! 668 00:46:22,567 --> 00:46:23,946 Shit! 669 00:46:32,337 --> 00:46:35,885 Jesus, Dale. Take it easy. 670 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,013 Hey, hillbilly! 671 00:46:38,181 --> 00:46:41,772 You shoot at us again, and your dog's dead! 672 00:46:42,648 --> 00:46:46,573 If you kill my dog, I swear to God, I'll get really mad! 673 00:46:46,614 --> 00:46:47,908 Then bring out the girl! 674 00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:54,839 I'm gonna shoot your dog! 675 00:46:54,881 --> 00:46:56,425 I'm gonna get really mad! 676 00:46:56,467 --> 00:46:58,011 I'll get really mad! 677 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:03,230 Go home. Go! No, you're going the wrong way, shithead! 678 00:47:09,867 --> 00:47:12,206 It is a beautiful day for a run, isn't it? 679 00:48:14,033 --> 00:48:15,787 Oh, God. Please, no. 680 00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:25,764 Are we done yet? 681 00:48:25,847 --> 00:48:29,230 I don't know, Naomi, is it covered? We may only get one chance at this. 682 00:48:29,313 --> 00:48:31,818 All right...trap's set. 683 00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:36,368 Hey...he's awake. 684 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,380 What the hell is wrong with you kids? 685 00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:45,009 What is the matter with us? 686 00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:46,220 - Hold him steady. - Yeah. 687 00:48:46,262 --> 00:48:48,266 Wait. Stop... 688 00:48:51,523 --> 00:48:53,861 I've never stood so close to pure evil before. 689 00:48:59,453 --> 00:49:03,754 - It kind of stinks. - It was supposed to be 24-hour protection... 690 00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,382 OK! Don't... 691 00:49:05,465 --> 00:49:10,183 No, look, I know you kids are having fun, but I am not a thrill-seeker! 692 00:49:10,266 --> 00:49:13,023 It's payback time, hillbilly. 693 00:49:13,815 --> 00:49:18,532 Payback... All right, look. Just let me go... Just let me go. 694 00:49:18,574 --> 00:49:20,453 I can get my cooler. 695 00:49:21,246 --> 00:49:24,085 Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers in there. 696 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:27,759 They're yours. They're on ice right now, man! 697 00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:31,015 - This is for Mike! - No! 698 00:49:34,688 --> 00:49:37,569 You prick. 699 00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:46,254 - Dale? - Allison. 700 00:49:47,046 --> 00:49:48,925 How are you feelin'? 701 00:49:50,762 --> 00:49:53,350 - A little fuzzy. - Yeah. 702 00:49:55,353 --> 00:49:56,564 Wha... 703 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,070 What happ... 704 00:49:59,112 --> 00:50:00,906 - What happened? - Oh... 705 00:50:02,827 --> 00:50:03,996 Well, uh... 706 00:50:05,456 --> 00:50:07,711 I can't... I can't really say. 707 00:50:07,752 --> 00:50:08,839 Um... 708 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,512 It was so awful. 709 00:50:14,516 --> 00:50:16,979 Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. 710 00:50:17,021 --> 00:50:19,776 - I can't cry in front of a girl, God damn it. - That's OK. 711 00:50:19,818 --> 00:50:22,114 It's good to cry sometimes. 712 00:50:22,156 --> 00:50:24,201 It's OK, just... 713 00:50:24,243 --> 00:50:25,954 Just let it out. It's OK, all right? 714 00:50:29,252 --> 00:50:31,925 There you go. It'll feel better. 715 00:50:35,974 --> 00:50:37,393 Come on, just take a deep breath. 716 00:50:42,195 --> 00:50:44,491 There we go. Now... 717 00:50:45,826 --> 00:50:47,287 Now tell me what happened. 718 00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,964 Well...it's hard to say. 719 00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:53,216 Um... 720 00:50:55,262 --> 00:50:56,514 Your friends... 721 00:50:57,683 --> 00:51:00,354 Do some of your friends take medication? 722 00:51:01,189 --> 00:51:03,945 - Why? - Because I think they forgot to take it. 723 00:51:05,949 --> 00:51:08,870 What are you talking about? What... Where are they? 724 00:51:08,954 --> 00:51:12,920 They're out there somewhere right now tryin' to kill my best friend...and my dog. 725 00:51:12,962 --> 00:51:15,509 - I don't understand what you're talking... - I know. 726 00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:18,097 It doesn't make any sense. That's what the truth is. 727 00:51:18,139 --> 00:51:21,395 It's like all your friends just decided to go nuts all at the same time. 728 00:51:21,437 --> 00:51:25,778 The last thing I remember, I saw... I saw Chad and... 729 00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:30,412 and then Todd was running at us, and... 730 00:51:32,249 --> 00:51:34,503 - Oh, my God. - I know. 731 00:51:34,545 --> 00:51:36,842 At first I thought they were trying to kill you, 732 00:51:36,884 --> 00:51:42,101 and then they started killing themselves and then they tried to kill us, 733 00:51:42,143 --> 00:51:44,356 and now they're going after my dog... 734 00:51:44,439 --> 00:51:45,900 ..Jangers. 735 00:51:45,983 --> 00:51:48,113 I guess they just like killing. 736 00:51:48,155 --> 00:51:51,578 No, there must be some kind of mistake. My friends would never hurt anyone. 737 00:51:51,662 --> 00:51:53,374 Jesus, they're here! 738 00:51:53,415 --> 00:51:56,629 They're not gonna stop till they kill all of us, I'm telling you. Hide! 739 00:51:56,671 --> 00:51:59,260 Dale, it's OK. Nobody wants to hurt you. 740 00:51:59,302 --> 00:52:01,807 - Die, hillbilly! - It sure sounds like someone does. 741 00:52:01,848 --> 00:52:04,269 I'm gonna go talk to them, OK? Just stay there. 742 00:52:04,311 --> 00:52:07,441 - What? No, no. - It's all just a big misunderstanding. 743 00:52:07,484 --> 00:52:09,405 We’ll clear it right up, OK? 744 00:52:09,446 --> 00:52:12,494 Allison, don't go out there! You don't know what it's like out there. 745 00:52:17,044 --> 00:52:18,087 Oh, my God. 746 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,855 Allison! 747 00:52:47,394 --> 00:52:49,231 Did you see them? 748 00:52:51,318 --> 00:52:53,656 - No. - No? 749 00:52:57,581 --> 00:52:59,626 That's from Tucker's shirt. 750 00:53:01,755 --> 00:53:03,802 What is that? 751 00:53:03,843 --> 00:53:05,262 Oh, my God! 752 00:53:05,304 --> 00:53:08,059 Oh, my God! They cut off his bowlin' fingers! 753 00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:12,150 There's a note right there. 754 00:53:24,257 --> 00:53:28,223 "Now we got your friend. Try and get him!" 755 00:53:30,185 --> 00:53:33,400 Dale, how... how long was I out for? 756 00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:35,529 A few hours. 757 00:53:35,571 --> 00:53:37,283 I don't understand what... 758 00:53:37,324 --> 00:53:38,827 I gotta go help Tucker. 759 00:53:38,869 --> 00:53:40,289 God damn it. 760 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:43,962 My best friend needs me. I'm gonna get these kids. 761 00:53:44,045 --> 00:53:48,179 - Wait. We don't want to escalate things. - We don't want to escalate things? 762 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:50,892 No. They must have thought you were trying to harm me. 763 00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:52,937 Oh, and why would they think that? 764 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:57,321 I... I don't know. 765 00:53:58,114 --> 00:53:59,493 I think you do know. 766 00:53:59,534 --> 00:54:04,084 Well, when we first saw you guys back at that store... 767 00:54:06,046 --> 00:54:08,634 we just thought that you looked... 768 00:54:08,675 --> 00:54:10,597 a little creepy. 769 00:54:10,639 --> 00:54:13,812 I was nervous. I don't know how to talk to girls, and I... 770 00:54:13,853 --> 00:54:15,815 Dale, I know that now, but we didn't then. 771 00:54:15,856 --> 00:54:18,069 You thought I looked like some kind of freak. 772 00:54:18,904 --> 00:54:20,909 We misjudged you, Dale. I... 773 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,541 I'm really sorry. 774 00:54:24,582 --> 00:54:26,377 Don't be sorry. It's my fault. 775 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:31,261 I should have known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, 776 00:54:31,345 --> 00:54:32,932 somebody'd end up dead. 777 00:54:33,892 --> 00:54:36,230 Dale, it's... Dale, it's not like that. 778 00:54:36,272 --> 00:54:38,776 If you do see your friends... 779 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:41,656 tell 'em that I never wanted to hurt anybody. 780 00:54:42,826 --> 00:54:45,372 Dale, Dale, stop. Wait. No... 781 00:54:45,414 --> 00:54:46,624 Don't go there. 782 00:54:50,256 --> 00:54:52,177 Oh, shit. 783 00:54:52,218 --> 00:54:53,638 Tucker! 784 00:54:56,101 --> 00:54:58,355 - Tucker, you cut there? 785 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:06,705 Tuck! 786 00:55:27,913 --> 00:55:30,084 Oh, goddamn stupid college kids. 787 00:55:34,968 --> 00:55:36,178 Tucker! 788 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:38,851 - Dale! - I'm comin' for you, buddy! 789 00:55:40,312 --> 00:55:41,731 Tucker?! 790 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:43,734 Yeah. 791 00:55:43,776 --> 00:55:45,405 Tuck! Tucker! 792 00:55:46,949 --> 00:55:48,745 - Dale... - Hey! 793 00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:51,208 - Tucker. - Dale, it's a trap. 794 00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:53,796 - It's a what? - It's a trap. 795 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,215 What? 796 00:55:56,259 --> 00:55:57,678 Oh, no. Oh, no! Tuck, no! 797 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,180 I don't wanna die! Please! 798 00:56:00,058 --> 00:56:03,106 Oh, God! Tucker! 799 00:56:03,148 --> 00:56:04,567 Dale... 800 00:56:11,456 --> 00:56:12,791 I never thought I'd say this, 801 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,628 but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear. 802 00:56:14,669 --> 00:56:17,842 That's funny. 803 00:56:21,558 --> 00:56:23,187 Dale... 804 00:56:23,229 --> 00:56:26,818 that kid, he's got some serious issues. 805 00:56:26,902 --> 00:56:29,198 I know. Let's get you down from there. 806 00:56:29,281 --> 00:56:31,326 Wait! 807 00:56:31,368 --> 00:56:32,747 Sorry about that. 808 00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:34,500 This vacation sucks. 809 00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:37,714 Come on, let's go. 810 00:56:56,835 --> 00:56:58,671 Look at this place. 811 00:56:59,715 --> 00:57:04,140 - This is where evil lives. - Let's just hope that Allison's still alive. 812 00:57:06,604 --> 00:57:07,856 Allison! 813 00:57:07,897 --> 00:57:09,442 - Allison! - Chad? 814 00:57:10,695 --> 00:57:12,323 - Chad? - Shh! 815 00:57:12,364 --> 00:57:13,575 What are you guys doing? 816 00:57:13,658 --> 00:57:15,495 Saving you, stupid! Come on. Let's go. 817 00:57:15,537 --> 00:57:18,752 Why are you whispering? There's no one else here. 818 00:57:24,596 --> 00:57:26,516 This place is really freaky. 819 00:57:26,558 --> 00:57:29,230 What have they done to you, Allie? Huh? 820 00:57:29,272 --> 00:57:31,443 They haven't done anything to me. 821 00:57:31,485 --> 00:57:33,739 Chad, this has all been a huge misunderstanding. 822 00:57:33,781 --> 00:57:37,829 We have to burn this place to the ground. Destroy it completely. 823 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,293 What? No, no. Chad... 824 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,381 Chad! Stop. 825 00:57:43,299 --> 00:57:45,220 No, Chad, no. Chad, stop! 826 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:50,355 You can't do this. This is their vacation home. 827 00:57:50,397 --> 00:57:52,274 You guys have to listen to me, OK? 828 00:57:52,317 --> 00:57:56,908 Tucker and Dale did not mean to hurt anyone. They're really nice. 829 00:57:56,950 --> 00:57:58,954 You have no idea... 830 00:57:58,996 --> 00:58:02,336 what this is all about, do you, Allison? 831 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:04,173 - Huh? - No. 832 00:58:05,843 --> 00:58:08,681 These freaks are evil... 833 00:58:09,558 --> 00:58:12,523 and they deserve everything that's coming to them. 834 00:58:12,565 --> 00:58:14,735 OK, just relax, all right? 835 00:58:14,776 --> 00:58:18,241 I'm just trying to explain this is all a big misunderstanding. 836 00:58:18,283 --> 00:58:21,247 Tucker and Dale have been nothing but gentlemen to me this entire time, 837 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:24,546 - while you guys have been terrorizing them. - But they started this! 838 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:27,676 By doing what? Saving my life? 839 00:58:28,762 --> 00:58:32,602 Wait a minute. I remember reading about this in my sociology class. 840 00:58:32,685 --> 00:58:34,315 It's called Stockholm syndrome. 841 00:58:34,357 --> 00:58:37,278 When someone who's been kidnapped falls in love with their kidnapper. 842 00:58:40,242 --> 00:58:41,661 You're falling in love with him? 843 00:58:41,703 --> 00:58:44,041 No. W-What? 844 00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,924 - Chad, the... The what? This is... - Tell me... 845 00:58:47,965 --> 00:58:52,724 you're not falling in love with that freak, Allison. 846 00:58:54,144 --> 00:58:55,981 How could you love him? 847 00:58:57,651 --> 00:58:59,988 Chad, please. You don't understand. 848 00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:02,869 Well, are you or are you not in love with him? 849 00:59:02,911 --> 00:59:04,706 - What is the matter with you? - Tell me! 850 00:59:05,749 --> 00:59:09,257 Hey! Let the girl go. 851 00:59:12,096 --> 00:59:15,936 - Are you OK, Allie? - Allie? Did he just call you Allie? 852 00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:20,153 Wait. Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, OK? 853 00:59:20,194 --> 00:59:22,574 Nobody wants to hurt anyone. 854 00:59:22,615 --> 00:59:24,786 You could have fooled me. 855 00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:27,374 - Fuck off, hillbilly. - Eat shit, body perm. 856 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:30,381 Wait! How about I make some tea, 857 00:59:30,423 --> 00:59:33,303 and we all sit and talk this out? 858 00:59:33,344 --> 00:59:37,895 Oh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches. 859 00:59:39,022 --> 00:59:40,651 I'm gonna go get a beer. 860 00:59:40,693 --> 00:59:44,408 OK, Chad, you...sit here, OK? 861 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:46,662 In this chair. 862 00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:48,332 Dale, you... 863 00:59:49,292 --> 00:59:51,088 you sit in this one. 864 00:59:58,602 --> 01:00:01,108 OK, good. Now, um... 865 01:00:01,984 --> 01:00:03,529 I'm gonna get the tea. 866 01:00:06,868 --> 01:00:10,291 Is that chamomile tea? I can't have that. It fucks with my asthma. 867 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:11,961 It's Earl Grey. 868 01:00:12,002 --> 01:00:14,133 Oh, I love Earl Grey. That's great. 869 01:00:16,637 --> 01:00:21,229 Here's what we're gonna do. I want you each to tell your side of the story, 870 01:00:21,271 --> 01:00:27,783 and as you're listening to the other person, I want you to see yourself in their shoes. 871 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:28,910 OK? 872 01:00:31,457 --> 01:00:32,584 OK. 873 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:35,131 Now, it's important that we communicate our feelings 874 01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:39,097 and understand each other's perspective before any progress can be made. 875 01:00:42,102 --> 01:00:43,146 OK. 876 01:00:43,522 --> 01:00:45,067 Chad, why don't you start? 877 01:00:46,653 --> 01:00:50,494 - Well, where should I fucking begin? - Wherever you'd like. 878 01:00:51,412 --> 01:00:53,291 A long time ago, 879 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:56,590 - before I was born... - OK, maybe not that far back. 880 01:00:56,632 --> 01:00:58,343 This is important. 881 01:01:01,306 --> 01:01:05,189 You see, my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him. 882 01:01:07,528 --> 01:01:09,907 It was 20 years ago. 883 01:01:09,949 --> 01:01:11,743 The Memorial Day Massacre. 884 01:01:13,747 --> 01:01:17,212 They brutally murdered everyone. Just for fun. 885 01:01:17,838 --> 01:01:20,845 My mother ran for her life. 886 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,347 But they captured hen 887 01:01:31,282 --> 01:01:33,326 My father was helpless... 888 01:01:33,368 --> 01:01:37,042 and he didn't even know that she was pregnant with me yet. 889 01:01:39,505 --> 01:01:41,342 And they forced him to watch... 890 01:01:42,595 --> 01:01:44,640 while they tortured hen 891 01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:50,776 But my mom, she fought back... 892 01:01:51,905 --> 01:01:53,867 - ..and she escaped. 893 01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:57,373 But my father wasn’t so lucky. 894 01:02:02,258 --> 01:02:04,596 His body was never found. 895 01:02:11,943 --> 01:02:14,156 By the time I was born... 896 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:16,994 my mother was already institutionalized. 897 01:02:17,955 --> 01:02:21,294 I grew up hearing that story from my grandmother. 898 01:02:28,141 --> 01:02:30,521 OK. Um... 899 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,862 Thank you for sharing with us, Chad. 900 01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:52,021 - No, I'm not going in there! - Hey, hey, hey. 901 01:02:52,062 --> 01:02:55,694 Now, Chad said if they were gone longer than 15 minutes, 902 01:02:55,736 --> 01:02:57,531 we come in, guns blazing. 903 01:02:57,573 --> 01:03:02,415 - But you don't even have a gun. - Damn it, woman! Don't argue with me! 904 01:03:12,185 --> 01:03:17,819 Are they drinking tea? Oh! I would totally love a cup of tea right now. 905 01:03:18,989 --> 01:03:20,283 No! 906 01:03:20,325 --> 01:03:21,619 No way. 907 01:03:21,662 --> 01:03:23,831 They're fucking trapped. 908 01:03:23,873 --> 01:03:26,294 Oh...yeah. 909 01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:29,342 Now, come on, we gotta do something. 910 01:03:32,808 --> 01:03:33,893 It's your turn. 911 01:03:35,104 --> 01:03:37,525 OK, well... 912 01:03:38,777 --> 01:03:40,154 First of all... 913 01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:45,791 I am really sorry that your family got massacred. 914 01:03:46,876 --> 01:03:48,129 That is awful. 915 01:03:48,254 --> 01:03:52,638 Secondly... I didn't have anything to do with that, OK? 916 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:56,645 I mean, I would have been six years old at the time, so... 917 01:03:56,729 --> 01:03:59,985 It may not have been you, but it was definitely your kind. 918 01:04:00,027 --> 01:04:04,619 My kind? Now, hey, I can't even hurt a fish, can I, Tucker? I can't even hurt fish. 919 01:04:04,661 --> 01:04:08,000 That's right. He can't even hurt a fish. 920 01:04:08,043 --> 01:04:09,920 I just can't do it! 921 01:04:09,962 --> 01:04:14,138 OK. S-So now that you've both expressed your side of the story, 922 01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:16,559 how do you feel? 923 01:04:16,601 --> 01:04:19,397 I feel better. I feel... 924 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:21,610 I feel like a weight... Yeah, I feel good. 925 01:04:22,612 --> 01:04:26,161 Great. OK. We're really making good progress. 926 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,210 It's show time, freaks! 927 01:04:30,878 --> 01:04:33,091 Jason! No! 928 01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:36,555 Jesus Christ! 929 01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:42,943 Oh, shit, baby! Why didn't you duck? Why didn't she duck? 930 01:04:44,153 --> 01:04:45,656 Chad, st... 931 01:04:46,324 --> 01:04:47,661 - Get him, Tucker! 932 01:04:49,622 --> 01:04:50,666 Dale! 933 01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:55,383 Go back to hell where you belong, freak! 934 01:04:55,968 --> 01:04:57,888 Oh, shit! 935 01:04:57,930 --> 01:05:00,184 Shit! Chad, what the fuck? 936 01:05:00,226 --> 01:05:01,813 - Be calm. It's just the leg. - Stop and roll. 937 01:05:01,855 --> 01:05:03,649 - I'm on fire! - No, don't use that. 938 01:05:09,578 --> 01:05:10,830 Stop, drop, and roll! 939 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:14,253 - Get away from him! - Stomp it out! 940 01:05:20,432 --> 01:05:22,728 He's crackling like a log! 941 01:05:22,770 --> 01:05:24,064 Oh, that stinks. 942 01:05:26,903 --> 01:05:29,115 - Oh, shit! - I knew I shoulda moved that. 943 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,669 - Allie, run! - Run! 944 01:05:35,711 --> 01:05:36,755 Come on, let's go! 945 01:05:37,965 --> 01:05:39,969 Help me! 946 01:05:40,011 --> 01:05:42,058 Get off of me, you nasty bitch! 947 01:05:52,409 --> 01:05:53,872 My cabin. 948 01:05:54,832 --> 01:05:56,377 Your cabin. 949 01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:58,965 I'm a terrible therapist. 950 01:05:59,048 --> 01:06:02,137 What? No, that's not true. Don't say that. 951 01:06:02,179 --> 01:06:04,560 I thought you did a great job in there. 952 01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:06,729 - Really? - Yeah, really. 953 01:06:07,982 --> 01:06:10,779 I think we were on the verge of a breakthrough. 954 01:06:12,198 --> 01:06:13,909 Thanks, Dale. That's really sweet. 955 01:06:13,951 --> 01:06:16,123 - Uh, guys? - Yeah. 956 01:06:20,047 --> 01:06:22,342 I think we should go to the pickup truck right now. 957 01:06:22,385 --> 01:06:24,180 Wait. Maybe we should help him. 958 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,524 - Argh! - Never mind. Let's just go. 959 01:06:29,566 --> 01:06:31,444 Get to the truck! 960 01:06:31,486 --> 01:06:33,781 Tucker! Tucker! 961 01:06:35,535 --> 01:06:37,247 He's coming! 962 01:06:37,581 --> 01:06:41,839 - OK, come on, truck. Come on, truck. - Come on, Dale. Go, go! 963 01:06:41,881 --> 01:06:44,469 - Do not flood it. - Do you wanna drive?! 964 01:06:44,511 --> 01:06:46,473 - Guys, just go! - Be careful with this. 965 01:06:46,515 --> 01:06:48,645 This is the only thing I got left. 966 01:06:50,397 --> 01:06:51,441 Go. 967 01:06:56,116 --> 01:06:59,916 Crazy college kid can't catch us now! 968 01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:01,502 - Dale, look out! - Huh? 969 01:07:16,781 --> 01:07:18,910 Jangers, not now, boy. 970 01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:21,959 Jangers, hey! 971 01:07:23,795 --> 01:07:25,549 Whoa. Jangers! 972 01:07:27,093 --> 01:07:28,262 Allie. 973 01:07:29,139 --> 01:07:30,683 Allison! 974 01:07:31,936 --> 01:07:33,857 Jangers... Allison! 975 01:07:34,816 --> 01:07:36,068 She's gone. 976 01:07:36,111 --> 01:07:38,782 What the hell... Tucker? 977 01:07:41,621 --> 01:07:45,337 Tucker, what happened? Tucker, what hap... 978 01:07:46,547 --> 01:07:48,509 He took her. 979 01:07:48,551 --> 01:07:50,430 I tried to stop him. 980 01:07:50,472 --> 01:07:53,979 Whoa, take it easy. 981 01:07:54,021 --> 01:07:55,315 I tell you something, Dale. 982 01:07:55,398 --> 01:07:57,945 It's gonna be a long time before I take a vacation again. 983 01:07:58,028 --> 01:08:01,910 Oh, shit. Tucker, this is all my fault. 984 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:04,750 - Look at you. - Nah. 985 01:08:04,792 --> 01:08:08,549 I never should have talked to Allison. You were right. 986 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:10,719 People like me and people like her just don't mix. 987 01:08:10,761 --> 01:08:12,931 - That's not true. - It is true! 988 01:08:12,974 --> 01:08:15,729 I never should have even came out here with you. 989 01:08:15,771 --> 01:08:17,942 Listen to me. 990 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,909 Do you remember when we was kids... 991 01:08:24,078 --> 01:08:26,375 and we used to go catch frogs down at that creek? 992 01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:28,420 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do. 993 01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:33,847 Remember how we used to compete to see who could catch more? 994 01:08:33,888 --> 01:08:37,228 Yeah, but I don't think now's the time to talk about it, Tucker. 995 01:08:37,270 --> 01:08:42,030 And I used to tell you that I let you catch more than me because I felt sorry for you. 996 01:08:42,071 --> 01:08:44,993 I remember you used to let me lick 'em all, too. 997 01:08:45,035 --> 01:08:47,164 That always made me feel kinda funny. 998 01:08:47,205 --> 01:08:49,544 Yeah. Well, the thing is... 999 01:08:50,963 --> 01:08:52,884 I didn't let you catch more. 1000 01:08:53,844 --> 01:08:56,265 You caught 'em on your own. You was quicker than I was. 1001 01:08:56,307 --> 01:08:58,353 - Come on, Tucker. - It's true. 1002 01:08:58,394 --> 01:09:03,738 What I'm trying to tell you... is that you're better than you think you are. 1003 01:09:04,865 --> 01:09:07,244 Listen to me. That girl sees it. 1004 01:09:08,288 --> 01:09:11,963 I've seen the way that the two of you look at each other. 1005 01:09:14,550 --> 01:09:16,179 You know, I think that she... 1006 01:09:17,264 --> 01:09:19,184 really sees you for who you are. 1007 01:09:20,771 --> 01:09:23,067 Who knows? Maybe after this is all done... 1008 01:09:24,277 --> 01:09:25,572 you two can... 1009 01:09:26,532 --> 01:09:28,786 ...date or something. 1010 01:09:28,828 --> 01:09:32,920 - I doubt it. - Dude, that's what I'm talking about. 1011 01:09:32,962 --> 01:09:34,756 I don't want any more negativity. 1012 01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:37,637 - OK. - Stop it! 1013 01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:40,058 - OK. - You are a good man. 1014 01:09:41,019 --> 01:09:42,354 You're smart... 1015 01:09:43,399 --> 01:09:44,901 and you're strong... 1016 01:09:45,945 --> 01:09:48,283 and you're not as ugly as you think you are. 1017 01:09:48,325 --> 01:09:52,498 Thank you, Tucker. That means a lot comin' from you. 1018 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:55,255 - Life is short. - I know. 1019 01:09:56,966 --> 01:10:00,431 You gotta go after what you want. Go after her, Dale. 1020 01:10:00,514 --> 01:10:03,269 She needs you now more than ever, 1021 01:10:03,311 --> 01:10:07,737 especially cos she's always falling down and hitting her head, knocking herself out. 1022 01:10:07,779 --> 01:10:11,702 - But I don't even know where he took her. - Jangers'll know. 1023 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:18,216 - OK, but I'm not leaving you here. - No, no, no. 1024 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,929 I'll be fine. Go. 1025 01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:29,404 - Friends forever? - Best friends forever. 1026 01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:33,035 Oh, Jesus! 1027 01:10:33,119 --> 01:10:34,747 - God! Fuck... - I'm sorry. 1028 01:10:34,789 --> 01:10:36,417 OK. 1029 01:10:39,005 --> 01:10:40,634 That hurt very much! 1030 01:10:40,718 --> 01:10:42,972 I could tell. Just breathe in. 1031 01:10:43,013 --> 01:10:44,474 Out through your mouth. 1032 01:10:44,516 --> 01:10:46,437 Go get her. Go get her. 1033 01:10:48,106 --> 01:10:49,944 - Do me a favor. - Anything. 1034 01:10:49,986 --> 01:10:53,074 Kick the shit out of that little college dickhead for me, would you? 1035 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:56,706 I'm gonna shove my boot down his fuckin' throat. You stay here, OK? 1036 01:10:56,748 --> 01:10:58,251 Come on, Jangers, let's go. 1037 01:11:19,249 --> 01:11:21,420 Good boy, Jangers. Good boy. 1038 01:11:21,504 --> 01:11:25,136 OK. You gotta let me take it from here, OK, pup? 1039 01:11:25,178 --> 01:11:28,309 Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing. 1040 01:11:28,351 --> 01:11:30,355 More or less. OK, stay. 1041 01:11:35,365 --> 01:11:36,992 What is the matter with you? 1042 01:11:37,034 --> 01:11:39,455 What is the matter with me? 1043 01:11:39,497 --> 01:11:43,964 Do you have any idea what I've been through trying to save you? 1044 01:11:44,005 --> 01:11:45,050 No. 1045 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:48,013 You've gone hillbilly on me, Allison. 1046 01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:51,353 Now, I'm willing to forgive you... 1047 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:53,441 but you're gonna have to beg. 1048 01:11:54,443 --> 01:11:55,529 Chad... 1049 01:11:58,742 --> 01:12:00,036 Oh! 1050 01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:03,794 That was just not a very nice apology kiss. 1051 01:12:03,836 --> 01:12:06,508 You see, we're making up, Allie, 1052 01:12:06,550 --> 01:12:08,596 so you have to be more passionate than that! 1053 01:12:08,637 --> 01:12:10,223 - Chad, please... - That's a start. 1054 01:12:10,265 --> 01:12:11,851 - Please... - You're getting warmer. 1055 01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:13,229 Just stop, please! 1056 01:12:13,271 --> 01:12:15,775 No. I'm not gonna stop. 1057 01:12:15,817 --> 01:12:17,863 I've only just begun. 1058 01:12:41,785 --> 01:12:45,375 You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly. 1059 01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:09,421 Allie! Allie! Hey, it's just me. Hey... 1060 01:13:09,462 --> 01:13:10,882 - It's OK. - Dale? 1061 01:13:10,923 --> 01:13:12,636 - Yeah. - What are you wearing? 1062 01:13:12,678 --> 01:13:16,017 What? Oh, I thought it might look kind of intimidating. Does it? 1063 01:13:16,852 --> 01:13:18,898 - Yeah. - Sweet. 1064 01:13:20,358 --> 01:13:23,365 Dale, you wanna... you wanna help me here? 1065 01:13:23,449 --> 01:13:25,160 Oh, yeah. Hang on, I'm comin'. 1066 01:13:26,495 --> 01:13:27,623 Hang on. 1067 01:13:30,127 --> 01:13:33,425 - OK, what do we got here? - Thank you for coming for me. 1068 01:13:33,467 --> 01:13:36,724 It's no big deal. I was headed over this way anyway, so... 1069 01:13:44,279 --> 01:13:46,117 How sweet. 1070 01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:51,001 The dim-witted hillbilly is trying to save the girl of his dreams. 1071 01:13:51,043 --> 01:13:52,379 What kind of knot is this? 1072 01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:55,175 You think you're gonna win, but you're wrong. 1073 01:13:56,136 --> 01:13:58,891 It’s time to say goodbye to the girl. 1074 01:13:58,975 --> 01:14:01,104 You shouldn't have betrayed me, Allison. 1075 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,826 No. Oh, jeez. No, no! 1076 01:14:07,867 --> 01:14:09,495 - Oh, Dale! Dale! - OK. OK. 1077 01:14:13,461 --> 01:14:14,755 - OK, OK. - Dale! 1078 01:14:14,797 --> 01:14:17,760 Hold on! OK, rabbit comes out the tree, rabbit goes around the tree... 1079 01:14:17,802 --> 01:14:19,849 - Dale, come on! - OK! Jesus, OK! 1080 01:14:29,701 --> 01:14:31,580 Oh, that is really too bad. 1081 01:14:31,622 --> 01:14:36,172 Are you OK, huh? Because I didn't mean to... 1082 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:42,392 Dale! 1083 01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:04,226 Dale! 1084 01:15:09,611 --> 01:15:11,030 Dale! 1085 01:15:23,012 --> 01:15:25,267 It's time for you to feel my pain. 1086 01:15:26,477 --> 01:15:27,938 Bring it, frat bitch. 1087 01:15:51,025 --> 01:15:55,074 - Dale, over here! - Come on! Let's get outta here. 1088 01:15:57,412 --> 01:16:00,335 Come on. Come on. Here! Come on! 1089 01:16:00,418 --> 01:16:03,632 Go! Go, get up there. Go. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. 1090 01:16:05,844 --> 01:16:07,766 - Dale, here! - Oh, yeah, give me that. 1091 01:16:09,143 --> 01:16:10,479 Put a couple boxes on there. 1092 01:16:10,521 --> 01:16:14,111 Oh, Jesus H Christ! That kid is tough as nails. 1093 01:16:14,152 --> 01:16:16,198 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1094 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,789 - OK. OK. - Looks like no one's been here for a while. 1095 01:16:19,831 --> 01:16:22,794 Yeah. What we need to find is some kind of weapon, 1096 01:16:22,836 --> 01:16:26,259 something preferably big and sharp so I can stab him! 1097 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:27,721 Nah! Shit... 1098 01:16:27,762 --> 01:16:31,019 Oh, hey! This might work, huh? 1099 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:32,104 Or not. 1100 01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:41,789 Oh, my God. Dale? 1101 01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,002 - What? - Come here and look at this. 1102 01:16:47,216 --> 01:16:48,260 Look. 1103 01:16:48,302 --> 01:16:50,389 - What? - Something look familiar? 1104 01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:54,189 - Hey, ain't that that dead Sheriff right there? - No, that picture. 1105 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:57,528 - Look at the guy in the middle. - Oh, yeah. 1106 01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:00,742 He looks just like that Kentucky fried college kid down there. 1107 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,579 - Yeah. - That's funny. 1108 01:17:02,621 --> 01:17:07,339 And it says here, "The single survivor leads police to the Memorial Day Killer. 1109 01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:11,096 "The survivor is reported to have been tortured and raped. 1110 01:17:11,137 --> 01:17:13,851 "She's now undergoing psychiatric evaluation." 1111 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:19,070 Think about it. He said his mother was captured and his father... 1112 01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:21,282 His father's body was never found. 1113 01:17:23,035 --> 01:17:24,790 I think we've just found him. 1114 01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:27,001 Holy S-H-I-T. 1115 01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:29,089 Jesus Christ! 1116 01:17:29,131 --> 01:17:30,717 Chad! 1117 01:17:32,929 --> 01:17:35,016 - Time to die, freak! - Wait! 1118 01:17:35,058 --> 01:17:36,395 Just wait! Wait, wait! 1119 01:17:36,437 --> 01:17:38,149 Wait, Chad! Wait! 1120 01:17:38,858 --> 01:17:40,528 - You're a hillbilly, too! - Shut up! 1121 01:17:40,570 --> 01:17:42,197 No! Look! 1122 01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:44,285 That's your real father. Right there! 1123 01:17:45,495 --> 01:17:47,207 No. No! 1124 01:17:47,249 --> 01:17:49,295 It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly. 1125 01:17:52,050 --> 01:17:53,595 It can't be. 1126 01:17:56,725 --> 01:17:58,772 They lied to me! 1127 01:18:00,274 --> 01:18:02,320 How could they? 1128 01:18:02,361 --> 01:18:04,282 Maybe they didn't want you to know the truth. 1129 01:18:04,365 --> 01:18:06,160 There is no truth! 1130 01:18:06,828 --> 01:18:09,459 Everything is a lie! 1131 01:18:13,257 --> 01:18:15,678 - What did you do? - Anthemis nobilis. 1132 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,016 - What? - It's the ingredient in chamomile tea 1133 01:18:18,058 --> 01:18:22,526 that causes an anaphylactic reaction in rare cases where people are allergic to it. 1134 01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:24,488 Like I said, I remember weird stuff. 1135 01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:27,535 But he'll be OK, as long as we get him his inhaler. 1136 01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:36,427 Or not. 1137 01:18:46,363 --> 01:18:48,993 OK, here we go. And, you ready? 1138 01:18:49,034 --> 01:18:52,291 - Uh, yeah, wait. My teeth. Do I got any... - Teeth are clear. 1139 01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:54,880 - Clear? OK, just give me a second. - And we're rolling. 1140 01:18:58,386 --> 01:19:02,603 The chaos and confusion of what transpired here last night 1141 01:19:02,644 --> 01:19:04,356 is still being unraveled. 1142 01:19:04,398 --> 01:19:07,112 What appears to be a tragic mass suicide 1143 01:19:07,154 --> 01:19:10,619 involving a group of mentally unstable college kids 1144 01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:15,795 may in fact be the work of a lone deranged killer whose body has yet to be found. 1145 01:19:15,837 --> 01:19:19,677 - The killings happened on the .... - Knock knock. Hey! 1146 01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:24,603 - Hey, buddy. How you feeling? - I'm feeling... 1147 01:19:25,313 --> 01:19:27,067 high on prescription medication. 1148 01:19:27,150 --> 01:19:29,321 Yeah, looks like it. 1149 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:31,867 They found my fingers. 1150 01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:34,247 Check it out. 1151 01:19:34,288 --> 01:19:36,334 - Yeah. - I got to tell you... 1152 01:19:37,671 --> 01:19:39,883 I don't remember that one looking that way. 1153 01:19:39,925 --> 01:19:42,137 Does that look funny to you? 1154 01:19:42,179 --> 01:19:43,557 No. No, not really. 1155 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:47,524 That looks natural. It's good. 1156 01:19:47,566 --> 01:19:49,485 By the way, I brought you something. 1157 01:19:49,527 --> 01:19:51,614 - Shut your eyes, OK? - All right. 1158 01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:53,242 OK, open them. 1159 01:19:54,244 --> 01:19:55,914 Oh... 1160 01:19:55,956 --> 01:19:58,168 - Oh, buddy. - That's a PBR, buddy. 1161 01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:01,300 That... that's a thing of beauty. 1162 01:20:01,383 --> 01:20:03,012 - It's cold, too, should be. - Oh, oh... 1163 01:20:03,053 --> 01:20:04,431 Look what else I got you. 1164 01:20:04,514 --> 01:20:07,269 A bendy straw, your favorite sipping utensil. 1165 01:20:07,352 --> 01:20:09,356 There you go. 1166 01:20:09,398 --> 01:20:11,737 Mmm. Mm! 1167 01:20:11,778 --> 01:20:14,951 Don't choke. I'm gonna let you rest. You enjoy that, OK? 1168 01:20:14,993 --> 01:20:17,873 Drink the whole thing. When I come back, I'm gonna have more. 1169 01:20:17,915 --> 01:20:19,250 - Dale? - Yeah? 1170 01:20:20,002 --> 01:20:21,464 Did you ask her? 1171 01:20:22,925 --> 01:20:26,933 - Ask her what? - Did you ask her out, for God's sake? 1172 01:20:26,974 --> 01:20:29,729 Oh. Well ... 1173 01:20:31,231 --> 01:20:34,822 I was gonna, but then I never actually got the chance, so... 1174 01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:35,908 Dale! 1175 01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:39,081 You are hopeless, you know that? You're hopeless. 1176 01:20:39,122 --> 01:20:43,340 Yeah. You're probably right about that. 1177 01:20:44,299 --> 01:20:45,551 Except for... 1178 01:20:45,635 --> 01:20:49,935 she kinda mentioned to me that she's a pretty darn good bowler, so... 1179 01:20:49,977 --> 01:20:51,020 we're goin' bowling. 1180 01:20:53,484 --> 01:20:56,114 - You little dickhead. - I'm outta here. 1181 01:21:00,956 --> 01:21:02,918 Whoo! Yes. 1182 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:07,428 - Dale Dobson, you are one lucky man. - I guess it's just beginner's luck. 1183 01:21:07,469 --> 01:21:10,892 That girl has got an amazing set... of bowling fingers. 1184 01:21:10,934 --> 01:21:14,232 I know. Listen, let me tell you something, OK? 1185 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:17,113 Life is short, BJ. You have to go after what you want, 1186 01:21:17,155 --> 01:21:19,993 because it sure as heck fire ain't gonna just fall right into your lap. 1187 01:21:20,035 --> 01:21:22,582 - You know somethin'? You're right. - I know. 1188 01:21:22,665 --> 01:21:25,503 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - OK. Right, now, listen to me, though. 1189 01:21:25,587 --> 01:21:28,134 Don't be nervous, and just be yourself, OK? 1190 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,428 Yeah. 1191 01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:31,390 You got 'er. Go, buddy. 1192 01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:34,103 Hey. 1193 01:21:34,145 --> 01:21:36,859 - I'm pretty good at this, aren't I? - You are. That was great. 1194 01:21:36,901 --> 01:21:41,368 Listen, Allie, I hope you don't think this is too stupid or whatever, 1195 01:21:41,409 --> 01:21:43,497 but I got you a little something. 1196 01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:47,045 Dale, that's so sweet. You didn't have to do that. 1197 01:21:47,087 --> 01:21:48,382 I know. I wanted to. 1198 01:21:49,467 --> 01:21:51,262 Oh, my gosh. 1199 01:21:51,304 --> 01:21:55,186 - You know what that is? - Yes, it's a... it's a helmet. 1200 01:21:55,228 --> 01:21:56,814 It's a pink helmet. 1201 01:21:56,855 --> 01:22:00,530 I think, you know, it might just be better if you wear that every day from now on, so... 1202 01:22:00,614 --> 01:22:02,575 - OK, thank you. - You're welcome. 1203 01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:04,078 It's perfect. 1204 01:22:05,748 --> 01:22:07,501 So, listen, Dale, I'm, uh... 1205 01:22:07,584 --> 01:22:10,675 I'm really sorry about everything that happened. 1206 01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:13,304 What do you mean? For what? I had a great time. 1207 01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:17,396 I mean, except for all the people dying, when they were bleeding on us and everything. 1208 01:22:17,438 --> 01:22:20,484 That wasn't so much fun, but...you know... 1209 01:22:21,487 --> 01:22:23,616 I enjoyed every minute I got to spend with you. 1210 01:22:23,658 --> 01:22:26,371 - Dale... - You know what? Let me just say this, 1211 01:22:26,413 --> 01:22:31,005 cos I don't know if we're ever gonna get to spend this kind of time together again, 1212 01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:32,676 and I want to let you know that I... 1213 01:22:34,637 --> 01:22:36,266 I feel the same way. 1214 01:22:38,519 --> 01:22:40,565 - Really? - Really. 1215 01:22:42,694 --> 01:22:44,323 BJ! 1216 01:22:45,993 --> 01:22:48,664 Oh, my God, should we go help her? 1217 01:22:48,706 --> 01:22:49,792 Hell, no. 1218 01:22:55,135 --> 01:22:56,179 Whatever. 93464