Original subtitles

Three Q

Woah! I got three A

Wah! Using x-ray spectacles to uncover my card

You are falling behind

I will use my special contact lens to uncover yours

Oh! Shit!

Will you show your cards?

I don't know his card. What can I do?

Don't play tricks

OK! I have no choice. I have to show my hand

show hand

Special energy

Is it OK?

You thought you are a gambling god

You thought you are a gambling god

I think you are a gambling idiot

Not in the head!

Not in the head!

Thanks god! It's a dream!

Not in the head!

Quit slacking, Mr Tang wants his car

Mr Tang? Tang Ba-Yang, Tang Ba-Hong

Tang Ba-Hong, Ba-Yang's brother

For me

Hey, those are mine. Isn't this blatant prejudice?

This kind of behaviour

must be reprimanded

Driving a Benz, having a bodyguard

But too cheap to give tips

And spits

Long hair, beautiful girl

Long hair, beautiful girl

The license plate is 823. Odd number

OK, bet a hundred whether the next driver is male or female.

It's female

Are you sure

Then male

Really?

Bet for one hundred more whether the license plate is an odd number

Come on

Ha... The license plate is an odd number

Long hair lady. Two hundreds, please!

Haha! They have long hair

But that doesn't mean it's a woman - it's a man

Ah! The license plate is an odd number

Haha! 828. Thanks! Two hundreds

Wai! Are you blind? I lost again

Wonderful

It's different from the country

Let's go inside

Over there

Excuse me! May I help you?

We're looking for Executive Lee

He used to drop by here when on vacation

I am his wife

We're going to ask for him

Lucky you met me

You can't really trust the desk clerks

I'm secure, being honest and righteous

Good!

I am secure too

This is our first time meeting

Nice to meet you

you...you...you

Let's go over there and talk

This way

We all use this ring made in Russia

Do you have those here?

We men like using sticks, not rings

I can take you upstairs

But not sure how...

I understand

I know how to work it,

we did it last time. Let's go

Wait... wait

I have to take care of something

Hello, parking office. Can you hear me?

Get it out immediately

The ticket is coming. OK. I will do it

Remember 206. The ticket is here. Shit!

Get it out immediately

Yes

Sorry, which floor is it?

It shouldn't be in the basement.

Ah! It should be higher up...

Oh! I got it. On the 2nd floor.

Is it OK down there? Cops are coming.

Hey! If you don't get it out right now

I will kick you to death

Sorry! I always talk to the police like that.

Which room is correct?

It's the last one

Your wife is outside

What?

Put your clothes on, quick!

OK

Don't go

Put your trousers on

Yes

Executive Lee. Executive Lee

Yes

Coming...coming

Can you hear me?

Out of the way, let me do it

My lovely wife

You are inhuman!

Its a misunderstanding. Don't!

How could it be misunderstood?

Sir, Sir

Not in the head!

How could this happen? Do you like men?

Yes, I agree

If it's a man again next time

I'll inform you so you don't need to see it

It's so disgusting

I'll wait for you downstairs

You can be my private detective

Sure

Hello.

You deserved it

Not in the head!

Which one is better?

That one

That's not good. Although the seafood is fresh,

the other food tastes bad

Ah! This one seems good

The fish here is delicious, but the main dish is unacceptable

How about this one?

Don't mention it

The dishes are dirty and small, the food is cold

Is it edible?

Look! This one is newly opened

Welcome

Go have a look

We don't pay with cash, we pay with gifts

Recorder flyer

Travel flyer

Right, remember this.

It means circle. It means strip. It means character

OK! circle, strip, character

Be smart

"CHUI SIAO Marriage party"

Congratulations. Welcome

Please sign your name

Congratulations

Welcome

- Please sign your name - OK

Please serve yourself

OK! OK! Thanks

illegible scribble

It's the groom's relatives and friends

It's the bride's

The dinner hasn't started yet

Hi! Siu-Hai. Why are you so late?

There was a traffic jam

How about a game of Mahjong?

Where's Yeung

Oh! Yeung is playing over there

What should we do?

Let's wait for another friend

Ping said he will be late

We will wait for him

Oh! Don't you understand?

I really want to play now. I feel terribly ill!

Hello! Do you want to play with us?

Waiter, give me some shark fin.

Sea cucumber, abalone and shark fin

Do you want something?

No, thanks

No, thanks

Thank you

How much should we gamble?

Maybe small bets would be better

3 Fan is the minimum and 38 Fan is the maximum

How about $500 to $1000? What do you think?

Good

Good

Five circle

Match! Win

Your luck isn't good

San (3) Fan - Cisco!

$2000 please

Show us your money

Oh! Thank you!

Strip

All are strips

You again

3 Fan again

OK, I'll give it back to you

You two are lucky tonight

Thank you. Sorry about that

7 character

Match!

Win again

4 Fan

Oh! The youngsters play well,

we are no match for you.

I am just lucky

Thank you

Thank you very much

Thank you. I am not that fat at all

They've gone

Sorry, sorry

It's so dangerous here

But don't worry, I will protect you

Thank you

My pleasure

He ran

Mum. The cheater we've just beaten

has returned with backup

Get rid of him

Don't worry

What happened?

Let's continue

Carry on

Nothing is worse than not playing

Right

Five matches. Five matches

Five matches. Do you want five matches?

No

Go on.

Mum, that bastard brought dozens of people

What shall we do?

I am playing, you decide.

How can youngsters be so reckless?

2 character

2 character

Mum. If we don't take action

We will be defeated

Then kill them all

OK!

It's much easier to Kill

Hey! Three Strips. Don't you want Three Strips?

No! No! No!

If you don't, then I will

- Look! - You should win

win again

He didn't mean 2 characters just now

He asked you to run

Oh! Yes, Run away

Please accept this

Did I scare you, Mum?

No

Big brother, we got the money back

Useless!

Why did it take so long?

You almost ruined it!

Understand?

Mum, this money is for you

You're such a good boy

How is it going?

Not so lucky, I lost

What? So you won!?

I just won a little

It's time for dinner, let's get a seat

Oh! No need. You can sit with us

No, thanks

I'll take you there

Vomit up however much you ate

Hurry up and puke

Everything we ate has been returned

What about the money you won?

Are US dollars OK?

Go

Get up and get out of here!

You've been fighting again.

Weren't you going to a party?

How many times have I told you to be honest?

But you still want to cheat

You will surely lose one day

You think you are your Grandpa, the gambling king

But the gambling king lost as well

You aren't a gangster

Enough, Dad! Stop now please

Don't forget to use your medicine

Gambling king... hah!

Your grandson is being teased

And you don't seem to care

Who are you, huh?

Who gave birth to you?

You didn't even leave us any money

You hurt three generations, bastard

Weirdo!

if you hit my head again, I will get mad!

Please take the luggage up for me

Yes

What are you doing?

I thought you are a parking attendant?

Sorry, yes, I'm a parking attendant.

I am so sorry.

Let's go inside first.

Forget it. Successful women won't like you

She is here to deal with business

Look at yourself, look how fat you are

I'll take the key

OK! Let's go

One way ticket

Hey! Don't guess blindly without any proof

She's here for business

Maybe they are brother and sister

Maybe she is his English tutor

Prostitute, loose woman, I bet you anything

OK! One hundred dollar

OK! Let's see

Sir, I put my ticket in the luggage

Can you take it up for me? I need it now

OK

One way ticket

I won a hundred dollars

Miss, where is your ticket?

I almost turned the car over but I couldn't find it

- No - Have you made a mistake?

Let me find it myself

Hey! Thank you

Hey! Hey! Hey! Have you seen that woman?

I...

My car

What are you laughing at?

While I was having a bath

that woman stole my watch and my wallet

and now she's taken my car

Don't be angry. What's the matter?

What's up? Look at your staff

They let someone take my car

You'd better believe me, I will burn down your hotel

Are you an idiot?

She gave me the car ticket

Anyway you handed over the car

It's your fault it's gone

Apologize immediately

You old bald bastard! Don't harrass me!

I quit!

I quit too!

Don't let me see you again

Off duty so early?

Yes

What's up? Nothing to do?

Nothing to do anymore

I resigned from my job

Resigned? How will you pay the rent?

What rent? I said that I resigned.

Did you get your salary already?

No

Why not?

Ah! Dad. Let's save up and start a business

I have a great plan

Dad, lend me $50,000 for capital.

What is this great idea?

First we have to find some partners

I will get 20 partners to run a sweet shop

20 partners

Everyone puts up half the stock

Half and half, $100,000 for a stock

Each has to put in $50,000

With 20 partners I can get $1,000,000

When the business loses money

I will close the shop immediately

and tell my partners that I lost all the money

It's a great idea

I believe many people in Hong Kong will like this

What if it makes a profit?

It's hard to make a profit in business, much easier to lose money

I can put cockroaches in the shop

And get gangsters to throw bombs

It'll be impossible to keep the shop open

I'm not earning money for the partners

I'm earning money from them. What do you think?

Disgrace!

You never learn to do something right, but only cheat like your Grandpa!

You are useless!

Dad, I know how Grandpa died already

No need to fetch the newspaper, I have seen it many times

What does it mean to be Gambling King?

It means being killed! Look at it!

It's for your benefit, just stick to a proper job

Understand?

Tidy up the newspaper

Gambling King? Bullshit!

You were unkind when you were alive, so you should get payback

The little fool finally showed respect

And for the whole night too.

Hey! Wake up!

Don't hit my head

I'm not beating you

Your sweet shop plan won't work

If even one partner is clever enough

He will leave when you get some money

Here is $2,000

Please find a new job

Come back when you have one

I'm going out now

Sometimes scold me

Sometimes take care of me... crazy!

Crazy! Me?

Crazy for changing your mind

Big

You showed your hand

Depends on this round

Open. 2 One and a three

I told you

Lost

Let's go

Bye

Hey! Give me some cigarettes

Asking for cigarettes again

You've had so many today

I lost too much today. Give me, please?

You're always like that

Don't say it

Have you forgotten my kindness?

What should I bet this time?

Bet banker

I bet $100,000 on the banker for Mr. Wong

I Won!

It's great

These are yours

Why?

Did you forget?

I said I bought it for you just now, so it's yours.

Really?

Yes! He said he bought it for you.

I didn't understand, you meant I can have the winnings

Thank you so much

They are so cunning

We buy boxer again this time

Mr. Chu your XO

Woah! Such a big rabbit

Pretty rabbit, a tip!

Thank you

It's so funny

What are you looking at? Look at your mother!

My mother's are bigger than hers

Wow, not as big as hers!

How about playing this?

- Please be seated - Thank you

Something entertaining will happen

For you

Thank you

That woman is really attractive

What should I buy?

Good

"I'm waiting for you in the old place.”

Hey! Bring a taxi out front.

I don't have money

Just get one!

Oh! Too bad

I lost my lipstick

Never mind your lipstick

Ah! I might have left it in your car

- In the car - Where are the keys?

What do you want?

- Don't go away. Give them here. - I will be back very soon.

OK! Come back soon.

Yes

Women are so hung up on beauty

Please follow that car

Hey! Do you have money?

Don't worry

Stop! Stop! Stop!

I can't stop here

8 packs of cigarettes cost $100 dollars, no need for change

Sir, I don't smoke

You still owe me $5 dollars

Hi! Miss Lily is so smart

You are as stupid as a pig, but lovely

Come on

Why are you so desperate?

It's the eighth car this month

My mum is sick and in the hospital

You've made enough money to open a hospital

It's good working with you

Get off the car

It's safer over here

Damn, you had better notice me

Ha Ha! I saw everything

Do you know the law that witnesses get shares?

Half and half. Each gets half.

Hey! I hate beating women

Valet staff

I don't like sharing with others

Get on the ground

No problem

It's fake, take it

Damn bitch

Don't let me see you again, bitch!

Today I'd like to introduce our new colleagues

You should remember that

no gambling is allowed here

I know

Can you guess the gender of the next driver?

Maybe female

I think it's male. Hey! Bet $50.

No! At least $100, right?

- Sure - Good

Thank you, Sir. Thank you for your gifts.

Please wait a moment, Sir

A rich guy must give big tips

No small change

Penny-pincher

Big boss is coming

Are you happy?

Let's move

When guests arrive you must help

A guest is coming, go help him

Come on

She's a cheater

You're so kind, you bought so many clothes

Let's have a viewing in the room, I'll take beautiful photos for you

And I'll recommend you to film companies

Great! I like acting so much!

That's good! Let's go.

Let's see the number plate.

Let me do it.

Crazy! Pretending to be work hard.

Disable the fuel tank first

Topped up

Hey! Wait a moment Please duplicate the key for me

Done

Why such a long time?

It's parked over night

OK

Bring the car, please

Miss

Thank you

Follow her

Get closer, she's breaking down.

Out of gas?

Get ready

Let me hide first

Can I help you, Miss?

My car ran out of petrol

Oh! I see.

What's the matter, Miss?

I ran out of petrol, I'm only half way home

No problem, easy to solve.

Sir, could you help buy petrol for this lady?

Sure

See, simple

But be quick. Don't block the traffic.

You're lucky to meet me

Don't move

Bye

How come it's a man?

Go over there

Miss Lily is so smart

You're as stupid as a pig but lovely

You know the secret signal

Right! Miss couldn't come as her mother is unwell

She can't come

So I came on her behalf

Please send my best wishes, tell her to wait a month

everything will be fine by then

OK

I haven't sent greetings to your mum yet

Bastard! You dare steal my car?

It wasn't me

And even my underling?

Luckily I was informed this time

Bastard, make sure whose car it is before you steal it.

Taking every car without investigating

How can you manage my business?

You seem powerful

Hey...chase him

Catch him

Kill that bastard

Don't run!

Stop

Get in! Get in!

Don't go

Bye

Let's see where you can go

Start the car and ram them

I can't start it

Don't run

Run

Follow them

Don't run. Stop.

Siu-Hon

Stop it

Stop

Come here

Don't move

Bastard

You stole my car last time and tried again this time

I need a million dollars for ransom

Oh! I...

His cornea is nice

Don't do it

His kidney seems fine too, he hasn't wet himself

If I don't get the money in 3 days, he is a dead man

Siu-Hon

Go

It's easy to earn one million in Hong Kong

There are so many gold shops in Central

Think for yourself, Fatso

Pay your fare, Fatso

If you don't have money, take the public bus

Don't say any more

Leslie Cheung, come over

Please go to Jordan

Ah? Where are you going

Jordan

Please speak louder

Stop. I want to get off

Change this money

That's a thousand

Thank you

What's up?

Ghost

He's a fare dodger

He is not a human, but a ghost

- Stop! - Don't move

- That way - Go

- Who's there? - Don't move

Police

Ah! Ghost

Oh, a ghost! I am so scared...

Maybe we'd better shoot it

Good idea!

Ghost

Ghost? I'm a werewolf! Haha!

Hung-Gao?

Oh! This is where your dog ass is hiding.

Open your ancient eyes

Take a look at your only grandson

See how hapless I am now. Did you do something bad?

You ruined all our lives

I haven't had a good day since my birth

Others' ancestors started dynasties...

You...

Even Ng-Tung was born to be rich

Why do others get good fates, whilst mine is so desperate?

Damn you!

What's up? What are you crying for? Did I treat you unjustly?

I have no money to rescue Siu-hon

It'd be better if you killed me

Help!

Don't hit my head

Help!

Help!

How's your new job?

It's always hard to earn a living

Let me heat the soup up for you

Come on, drink it

I don't want to drink it

I cooked it for hours, just drink a little...

No

Bastard! Why do you get mad so easily?

You make me crazy!

Kung fu?

Bastard

Asshole

Don't hit my head

It'd be better to foster an animal than raise you

Let go

Father

Ghost

Father

Do you know that Little Boy?

Little Boy! Come here and kneel

You are an unworthy offspring

You kicked my tomb. And even spat on me!

You dislodged me from my grave!

See! Even your grandfather scolds you

It's for your own good I beat you

How can you be his father?

You never bring my grandson to visit me

I don't want him to follow in your steps

Shut up! Am I a villain?

I am not a thief or a robber... I took from the rich to save the poor

Look!

When I was alive everybody blessed me!

Philanthropist Hung-Gao

What can you impart to me, Grandpa?

Teach me the art of the conman

Little Boy, shut up!

Big brook, you shut up too!

You continue to defame me to my grandson

It's too much.

Look

You even pray to me with a fake censer

I have nothing to eat

Yes!

The fruit on the table is made of plastic, Grandpa!

Little Boy!

Stop! Don't beat my grandson!

Did he treat you unjustly?

Be gentle please, no one will take care of me if he dies.

You can beat me, father

But Little Boy should be taught by me

I know, I am not successful

I have been a postman for years

But I am honest, and I am satisfied with my life

I don't want my son to cheat others for a living like you.

And still have nothing in the end.

You had better go back, father

Since I am here

There must be something I have to do

Maybe I need to help my Grandson

Are you willing to teach me, Grandpa?

It depends on your potential

Father

That's great! Grandpa agrees to be my master

Are you crazy? You have no future if you follow him.

My dear Grandpa

Let me clean the grave for you

And have some decorations for it

Where is my stamp album, Little Boy?

Dear Grandpa! You must bless me

I won't treat you like that old fart

I'll burn a mansion for you,

and a brand-new car.

Have a Nokia mobile phone

And a 44 inch color television

You must teach me your craft, Grandpa.

I will go gambling tonight

One way or another,

offer me assistance.

Furthermore,

I will give you a pretty girl

She's called Amy Yip. Ji-May... Amy

Please take care of my Grandpa

There was a bank manager who stole money

but he couldn't even touch her hair.

You are so lucky, Grandpa!

What's going on, Grandpa?

Thank you

What are you looking for?

Relax

Are you here, Grandpa?

My dear grandson

Where were you today, Grandpa?

How can I come out during the day?

Why are you under the table?

The girls here are so poor

They wear so little

they must be saving up money to buy clothes

It's evil. You offered me an attractive woman

That's intimidating,

I became bewildered after looking at her

You can't be bewildered

All my luck depends on you!

OK! OK! Be seated

You buy big when I touch your left leg

And buy small when I touch your right leg

What about triplets?

Then I will touch your middle leg!

Be seated

Big

Mine

Thank you

Small

I win again. I am rich!

Thank you. Those are mine.

What?

Triplet. I am rich!

Do you want some brandy, handsome boy?

You are nice to me!

Yes! I am nice

I can help you win more money

But you have to take revenge for me

If I keep winning like this any revenge is possible

I win again

My dear grandson I want you to kill a man for me

Not just a man, even ten men is no problem!

In this era

What kind of gambling is the fastest And wins the most?

Ladies and gentlemen

What you are looking at is

This is an electrical rolling and lifting machine

Actors are not allowed here

Excuse me

Please let us stay behind

Let's confirm

Keep quiet

Excuse me

Uncle Ng, are you coming for the lottery too?

Yes it's more exciting to check here

Lower

The prize is two million dollars

If I win I won't be an actor anymore

I will retire if I win

That's for sure

The prize is so appealing

Two million dollars

I'd never need to worry again

It's funny

Don't touch, OK

Don't touch, or I'll kick you out

Today I would like to introduce

Gentleman Mr. Chow Kai-Fa

And representative Mr. Ho But

OK, thanks for the introduction

Let's take a look at the numbers

Hey! What numbers did you buy?

One

Number one

1

- Ah! I made it - Ah! I made it

The first number is No. 1

Luckily our last numbers are different

2222..

2222..

What do you know, it works

3

The second number is two

3...

3...

Don't stress, be calm

The third number is three

I will win this time

This sword really seems to have magic powers

Magic 4

4... 4... please

4

It's four Not forty-four

It's forty-four

Four, only four

Four. English is better. Four

Can the lottery be rigged?

The fourth number is four

Dao...

- Make me rich - 5...

Don't play tricks on me. Five.

I've matched five numbers already

The sixth number is six then

You're right

Nobody would buy numbers like 1,2,3,4,5,6

I am sure I can win

You are a genius

Win

9...

I win

I want number six

This is number six

No. Number six is at the bottom

I can retire now. I don't need to act anymore!

I am rich now

No, I am sorry... it should be number 6

Sorry! The sixth number is six

I am rich!

I am a millionaire!

It's impossible

You must be evil spirits

I am going to kill you

Help! It's not my fault

Dao...

I need to take action on behalf of God

It is not my fault

What are you talking about

Don't go.

Thank you very much

I am rich

It's unexpected wealth

Dear grandson

Grandpa

It's not unexpected wealth

It's for preparing yourself, so you can revenge for me.

No problem

Who dared to harm you?

Let me beat him

Beat? You promised to kill him!

Who is your biggest enemy?

It's him

What should we buy next?

How about 2 4 6

Good! 2 4 6

Oh! It's that guy

Cheapskate. He doesn't even give tips

His Grandpa killed me

I guarantee that you'll be happy tonight

Thank you

These people are called lucky sperm

What is lucky sperm

He swam so fast when he was a sperm

And beat all the others

But his personality is bad

You are really a good sperm. Take action tonight.

I can't

Why not?

Please be kind again, Grandpa

Help me once more, I have to rescue a friend

Fat Bao, rescue me please

I haven't eaten for days, I am dying

Where are you?

I am here. I will give you special powers.

Have you brought the money?

Is it enough?

Kill him

Don't play tricks on me Fat Bao

Super power!

You have power now?

Super power!

Why does it hurt?

At the back

It's so great

Left... Right...

My god! Where did you come from?

Don't mess around, Fat Bao

Grandpa, where is the special power?

I gave it to you, but you have to apply it yourself

If you don't appear

I will be beaten to death and nobody will take revenge for you

My dear grandson, here I come!

Powerful

Ha...come up

No problem, I still have the guns from China

My country will protect us

Let see how powerful you are

Come and take the weapons, brothers

Fat Bao, they will hurt you!

Shoot him!

Bullets these days are so big

Impossible!

Again

Run

Wait for me

Get down

Stop

Are you alright?

Ghost!

Siu-hon

Crazy

Our unlucky days are in the past

The sun shines on us now

Have you ever seen $500 before?

Yes, of course

How about $50,000?

It's rare

Then how about $100,000,000?

Can I touch it?

Money is not for touching

It's for spending

We have to throw off my Grandpa

OK!

He died an unnatural death

My dear Grandpa Thank for winning so much money for me

I am a millionaire

And I can enjoy my life now

But revenge never ends

It's better for you to go to heaven

If you are happy then I will be happy

Don't worry about me anymore

Master. You are so powerful

He is very angry

He won't leave unless his enemy is killed

I will vanquish his soul

Vanquish his soul? Then he can't reincarnate!

I don't want that

Really powerful

Leave here!

My sword of power

Master. I don't want his soul to be vanquished.

I don't want it.

You wished never to see him again

No! No!

I'm asking you to help him get to heaven

Are you regretting it?

He is a grievous ghost

Either his enemy must die or he will destroy everything

He is very angry. It's dangerous to the world.

Don't do it! He is my Grandpa

Master!

Don't do it

Go

Powerful fire

Fire is Fire

Fire makes you hurt

Fire

Burn to death!

Vanquish your soul

Never to reincarnate

Are you trying to burn my house down?

Don't make trouble, Master!

You really are a fool!

What are you doing? Where are my stamp albums?

Here.

We are going out to play, bye bye.

We can practice playing cards with these

They won't get dirty

Wah! So comfortable

So enjoyable

I can't take it anymore

I want tiger claws and rhinocerose horns

We don't have so many claws and horns

I want crab in rice noodles

What? How could it be?

You cut the rice noodles first

Then put the cooked crab into them

It sounds difficult

I puked in my mouth

For you

Thank you very much

Blessings to your business

Thank you

Welcome

Thank you

Welcome

Welcome. Thank you

Thank you

OK! Start

You lost

The money is mine now

I lost again

Lost again. Come on

Never mind. Continue the game

So much money! What should we do if we lose it all?

It's my money, what are you worried about? Continue to lose...

Come on

Bad luck!

Sexy girls sit in the front

Come on. Sit. Sit down

Face the door and look out

You take off your pants

What are you going to do?

Are you willing to do it?

Let me take it off

Be quick

Hello

I will hide them all first

Go to the toilet to find them later

Thank you

Grandpa

What are you doing? You look ridiculous!

Why have you put towels on yourself?

Hand towel?

Of course, in your era pants don't look like this.

You even betrayed your Grandpa

You promised to take revenge for me

You little bastard

I have a million dollars, can't I enjoy myself first?

I cheated you indeed

You even dare to cheat me

Are you going to break your promise?

I am not breaking the promise. I have a lot of money,

I can hire a killer to take revenge for you

I can hire a killer by myself

But revenge should be taken by my relatives

Otherwise I can't reincarnate

Grandpa. You'll be sentenced to death if you kill

The world has changed

We have laws now

Look, take me to where the murder happened

And reenact the scene

Then I will gather proof

and we can pursue him legally

Good! Let's go back!

Grandpa. Who is it

He is waiting for you

Why do you pretend to be Japanese?

Grandpa. Where is it?

Hello!

Hello!

Mr. Sanmo is glad to see you commander

- Nice to meet you - Welcome

He will go to the Mainland this afternoon

You left your watch, let me give it back to you.

Oh! Yes.

Thank you so much.

How can it be?

Please come on

Thanks

Commander, Mr. Sanmo brought along the goods

Nice to meet you

That's right

This gift is from Japan

This gun is a brand new model

Yes, it's newly produced

Only one?

No

We have four or five warehouses in the countryside

The gold is so heavy

Where are you going, Grandpa?

Are you sure you took me to where you were murdered?

They are following on our heels, lose them

I understand

Where is the car?

It disappeared

Straight ahead

We made a pile of cash

A gun and some cups exchanged for two boxes of gold

Stop somewhere, I want to piss

OK

Follow him

You are so brave, even betraying me

I treat you like a brother, but you betrayed me

Come on

I will kill you!

Good! Now you understand.

You died tragically, Grandpa

I will take revenge for you

He is out there now

Don't rush into action

Many people want to invest in your shop

Even Mr. Fok is interested

But his condition is that he wants to make love with me. No chance.

Then compare that to me, our relationship is so pure.

You're teasing me, you bad man

This painter Fan Chung-Zeng is now gone

A painter fleeing to another country is nothing special

It'd be strange if he didn't flee

One comes whilst another leaves

Let me take some. It may be useful.

Fan Chung-Zeng. He prefers beautiful women to business.

He even drew them into his drawings

It's indeed Fan Chung-Zeng

I don't think his painting is good, there are many faulty strokes

Yau Tai-Sheng. Who is that? Does he have business skills?

He is the offspring of a famous oil man

A black sheep

Let me add something for him

It's a magic pen It'll make him feel better

Hey! What are you doing?

Why are you so angry, young man?

Ah! I remember

In the buyers list of the South China Sea oil fields

One has the surname of Yau

I hope it's not him...

How can we sell our business

to such an inexperienced man?

Even this guy seems better than him

They look like oil field managers

I have never touched these girls

I'm sure they have

As we have constructed a lot the reserve is almost used up

What should we do in future? You'd better tell me what to do.

It all depends on you, Grandpa

Don't be afraid, I will enter into him

Hello Boss!

Why are you so late, Boss?

You are...

Your breath stinks

Stop

Don't be rude

Mr. Yeung, Mr. Lee

When did you arrive? Why didn't you give me a call?

We were in a hurry

My breath is a bit ripe recently!

I am sorry

I forgive you

This breath spray is great

I think I should first introduce the businessmen from Hong Kong

Nice to meet you

OK

Look here

These stones are from the famous Great Wall

They are very valuable

I give them all to you as gifts

They are even more precious than those from the Berlin Wall

This is for you, please take one

I want to invite you to the race course

I want to invite you to eat abalone

Wow, solid gold watch

Really nice. It's much better than a Rolex

I will bet on all horses in this race

Stocks

Pager or alarm clock. It's a new product.

Who's calling?

That bastard came

Sorry to disturb

I sincerely hope that you would forgive me

I apologise deeply

Come in

- Thank you - What's your name?

My name is Yau Dai-Cheng

My grandfather is Yau Mo-Leung

I came on behalf of my grandfather.

All right

Who's calling

No need to answer,

it's me calling from downstairs.

These gifts are from me

You?

Do you like it?

These are new technologies, they look very useful.

If you have time tomorrow, how about dinner at my house?

We can talk about the oil field plan

Our family are very interested in this investment opportunity.

OK

Worth taking a look

Let see

Thank you

Grandpa. How much should we bid for it?

Ten million? I'm afraid it's not enough

Ten million US dollar

Welcome

Please come in

Please

Welcome. Please take a seat.

Welcome. This way, please

Let me introduce you

This is Miss Lily, she is a successful business woman

She is also my business partner

Oh! Business woman... nice to meet you

Please take a seat

They're the best Beijing cooks in Hong Kong

Don't blurt out! It's dangerous to blurt it out.

Excuse me. I am sorry

OK, go on.

Yes, Sir

What kind of business do you do with Miss Lily?

We have joint stock in a sweet shop

But we haven't thought of the name

I've heard of a shop called Bosomy Sweets

For yours, how about Chesty Sweets?

Bosom vs Chest

Miss Lily is sure to win

Excellent! It's a good name!

Chesty Sweets. You have good taste.

Master, your long-distance call.

I am sorry. Excuse me.

Never mind.

Hello. Yes.

How many shareholders are there?

Only Mr. Yau

You should get at least 20,

I thought of it long ago.

Do you want me put some cockroaches and rats in the shop?

Then close the shop down... that was my idea.

You have to share the profits 50 vs 50

You have to pay for this lesson

That fat guy looks familiar. Be careful.

Ah! Those are the bastards I saw

They are in collusion with each other

I know him as well

I have waited for him for years

The fat guy is very strong

He not only knows wushu but he has a special energy

He blew away the bullets

He is not superman

He brings a ghost with him

I have long waited for this day

Foster child

I took care of you for many years, kill them for me now.

Here is ten million US dollars

I worried all day long... where should I put it?

Can you do me a favour, keep it for me?

Err... no problem

My dear grandson wait a minute

You are all thieves, colluding together

You dare to come here and cheat my uncle

Pretending this and that all day long

You are all bullshitters

Our grievance should be dealt with today

You finally came

It's complicated

Yes, it is

You must pay the money back to my descendant

And give your life to me

Evil spirit, you are too presumptuous

Action

What should we do? Where is he?

He is lucky enough to escape

Are you also smart enough to let him go?

- Yes - Don't be afraid, I will protect you

Magic finger

What are you doing? Is it kung-fu?

No! It is mixed martial arts.

Shit!

Grandpa, Grandma, baba, mama ... where are you?

Bababbar...

What

You! Get out.

You escaped from the hotel last time

now you have nowhere to go

Let's do it slowly

Take off your clothes.

If I tear off your clothes, you'll look ugly when you leave

Come on

My head

Kung fu

You go to hell

Dark hair

You are not dark shit but decapitated shit

Stand up and fight

Siu-hon

Are you OK?

Not really

Kill him for me

Merciful Buddha...

Beat him!

Go on

- Father - Be quick

Don't push me

Get in

You are

His grandson

Grandpa

The old escaped. The young is hurt.

And now the middle comes.

I want you all dead!

Ah Bao

Buddha's blessings

Dad

Please marry a wife for me I want a son too

I've told you before not to follow your grandfather, it ruins your future.

Dad, take care of your grandson

Coward ghost!

You are too evil

Dad, you can't beat them. Leave!

I am very tough

I am much tougher than you

Your kung-fu is so good, Dad

I haven't practiced for years so it's not as strong as before

Let's go

Don't kill me please. It's none of my business.

He's your enemy

Kill him. Kill him

I'll give you all the money

When he dies

His money will mine

Kill him. Please kill him.

I'll kill you first!

Old fellow

He's dead

I am rich! His money is all mine!

I am very rich!

I am rich now!

Help! I can't swim

Bastard, go to hell

Help

Dear grandson, this money is yours now

Don't touch it!

We won't take this dirty money

Let's go

Don't hit my head

I have never seen such a fool as you

When we back home I will surely be beaten

Red pocket from Grandpa

I have to go

Bye-bye

Witnesses get a share...

50-50

50-50? What about me? Three over seven.

What is three over seven? Two over eight is better, only you and me.

What are you doing? Let's go home

Yes sir!