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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(CLAPS) Listen up!
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(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)
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Guys, it's payrolls tomorrow.
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Can we make sure
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we're not taking lunch
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off the desk, please.
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If the labor market somehow
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contrives to give us
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eight years of Trump,
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I don't know what I'll do.
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-Probably nothing.
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-(SNORTS)
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I've built
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an indicators monitor.
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Weekly jobless claims,
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credit card arrears,
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Google searches for vacancies,
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are all rolling over.
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Good edge.
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I'll circulate it.
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It's a finger in the air,
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-but definitely something.
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-I like it. Cool.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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ERIC TAO:
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Oh, hey, uh, HR's been in touch.
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They're having some issues
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with your Tier 2 visa.
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-I'm gonna look into it.
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-I can do that.
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No, let-- let me do it.
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Unless you wanna go home?
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Because I can arrange that.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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DARIA GREENOCK: I know
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you're going to hate this.
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-Oh, please don't sing.
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-Oh, I wasn't going to.
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BOTH: (SINGING)
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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-(SLAMS DESK)
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-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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-♪ Happy birthday dear Harper ♪
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-♪ Dear Harpsichord ♪
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ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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-(CLAPPING, CHEERING)
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-GREG GRAYSON: ♪ And many more ♪
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I can't look
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at a birthday candle
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without thinking
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about Robert Herrick.
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Nobody knows who that is.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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-(TELEPHONES RING)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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ROBERT SPEARING: Who the fuck
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is Robert Herrick?
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Don't worry about your visa.
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You're the right kind
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of immigrant.
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Happy birthday.
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♪ ("SHADE" BY IAMDDB PLAYING
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OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
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GREG: We're living in an era
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of woke capitalism, right?
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I'm Nike. I pretend to care
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about Black people.
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You pretend to hate capitalism
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and buy my trainers.
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-"Nike-ee."
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-(CHUCKLES) Nike, but...
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So do you, like, pre-rehearse
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these little nuggets?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh, my gosh.
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-Yeah.
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-What is this Blue Peter thing?
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(ALL LAUGH)
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YASMIN KARA-HANANI: I was gonna
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give it to her at work,
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but I knew people like you
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would judge me.
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I would judge you,
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but I'm trying to be
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-less egocentric now.
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-Right.
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Everyone,
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this is the last of it.
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-(ROBERT SNORTING)
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-Can I keep this
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for the wank bank?
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I actually wrote a paper on
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the moral case for capitalism.
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-GREG: That must've been short.
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-(ROBERT CHUCKLES)
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No. It was 8,000 words.
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(SNORTS)
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All right,
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birthday girl gets two. Enjoy.
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That's top tier ski wear,
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that is.
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-(HARPER SNIFFS)
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-How many left?
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ROBERT: Uh... one.
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GREG: This is like
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that scene in Notting Hill
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where they try and work out...
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ROBERT: What, with--
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with the brownies? Okay, well...
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Hey, so, I'm not trying
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to be a Luddite,
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and I know
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you'll hardly ever use it,
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but I think it's kinda nice
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to see the future
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in tiny little boxes.
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ Ooh, I think I like her
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Like her, like her... ♪
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GREG: All my friends
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are getting married!
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ROBERT:
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Okay, well, yeah, there you go.
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Who can argue with that?
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(LAUGHS)
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I know today's hard for you.
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I know you must be thinking
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about your brother.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)
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It's personalized,
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so you better like it. (LAUGHS)
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-Can't return it, 'cause...
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-YASMIN: Yeah, it's yours now...
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(LAUGHS)
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HARPER STERN:
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You guys call this "seshing"?
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GREG: Uh, yeah,
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It's like, um...
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♪ ("BREATHE" BY CAMELPHAT
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AND CRISTOPH PLAYING) ♪
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-GREG: ...a session.
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-HARPER: Why?
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GREG: It's, like, as big
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a cultural touchstone
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as, I guess, anything.
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♪ I won't bend ♪
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(GREG CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
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♪ You're hurting so much... ♪
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GREG: ...and I-- I use that term
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in a nongendered way.
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HARPER:
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Dude, I-- I get it. Thanks.
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GREG: Okay. Um.
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Enjoy the kitchen.
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I'll watch.
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My boyfriend's filled
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our apartment
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with these cheese plants.
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The brochure said
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we should name them.
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They pulled out names from a hat
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at his work.
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-Sorry if I'm interrupting.
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-Interrupting what?
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(GAS HISSING)
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-HARPER: It's an IPA.
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-(GREG GROANS)
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♪ You feel ♪
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-(INHALES)
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-♪ No pain ♪
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♪ In the sweet surrender ♪
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♪ The light warms again ♪
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♪ You're hurting so much
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I need you to... ♪
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♪ ("CREEP" BY RIZBRA PLAYING) ♪
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YASMIN: Harper,
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I've booked us an Uber.
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ROBERT:
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Nah, we're gonna have one more.
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We've only got that
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student drive tomorrow.
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YASMIN: Are you sure, Harper?
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Nothing good ever happens
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past 2 a.m.
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Everything good
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happens past 2 a.m.
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This music sounds like
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a fucking car alarm.
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GREG:
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Yeah, Thatcher tried to ban it,
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so you're dancing on her grave.
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ROBERT: All right, yeah,
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can you come for one?
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Yeah, okay, no, two--
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Yeah, two's fine.
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Um, yeah, mate, same postcode.
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Can I have one K on tick?
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And a couple round ones?
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Ta. Cheers. See you in a bit.
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I'm changing the music.
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The tyranny of choice.
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Got Gus on the desk now,
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which is good.
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-So got a-- got a mate.
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-Great.
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It's nice to be working
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with him, you know?
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-Is it nice?
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-He gets me, and, uh--
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and he looks after me,
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and I look after him.
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Yasmin fucking offered me
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a place to live,
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and, like,
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that was really fucking cool.
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Like, she didn't have
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to do that.
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Is that a fucking joke,
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is that a joke?
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...about myself, you know, like,
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about myself. Like, I can...
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-Yeah. Bonjour.
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-What do you do at work?
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-At my desk?
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-Mmm.
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Uh, they won't let me
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on the phones.
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm not taking it personally
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at the moment.
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-Right.
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-I'm just sort of going with it.
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Have you ever had K?
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Ket? Ketamine?
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It sort of makes you feel
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a little bit legless,
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a little bit wobbly.
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I mean, you've never
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had any before so, like...
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You get like a
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new perspective--
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To be honest,
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I literally can't see anything.
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ROBERT: Got to do it in style.
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If it's your debut,
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it's your first time--
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HARPER: (LAUGHS) You look like
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fucking Elton John.
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-(HARPER SNIFFS)
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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-We're like different people.
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-Who are you talking about?
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I hope you're overwhelmed.
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-HARPER: Yeah, like--
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-I'm just saying,
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I'd be overwhelmed.
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-You don't wanna talk about it!
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-Yeah, man, I'm just, um...
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-No, not really.
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-ROBERT: I get it.
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Goldman Sachs?
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It's Robert Spearing.
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That's what I'm saying,
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bro, like...
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-ROBERT: I mean--
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-Honestly?
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-Yes!
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-Fifty fucking thousand quid.
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-(GRUNTS)
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-I'll have five cents.
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I don't know, my friends are,
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like, cool and nice, whatever.
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-I mean, I'm just so focused...
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-ROBERT: I'm with you there.
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-...on work right now, like...
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-ROBERT: Me too.
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♪ ("UNDER YOUR SPELL"
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BY DESIRE PLAYING) ♪
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♪ I don't eat
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I don't sleep ♪
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♪ I do nothing
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But think of you ♪
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♪ I don't eat
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I don't sleep ♪
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♪ I do nothing
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But think of you ♪
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(HARPER LAUGHS)
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♪ You keep me under your spell
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You keep me under your spell ♪
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪
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(ROBERT SNIFFS)
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♪ ("SPACE DUST"
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BY LOUIS VI PLAYING) ♪
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(ROBERT SNORTING)
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(ROBERT SIGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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ROBERT: Uh, stop. No, stop.
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-I'm sorry.
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-It's fine.
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No, I'm sorry.
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You know...
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-You can tell I want to--
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-It's fine.
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It's not a good idea anyway.
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You know, it's just...
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with me and Yasmin,
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with-- with whatever's...
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happening there.
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I didn't know that
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anything was happening there.
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-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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-(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
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COLETTE STERN: (IN VOICEMAIL)
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Dad and I really hope
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you're going to make it back
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for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, I saw on Instagram that
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Todd's got rid of his little ho.
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I'm not saying reach out,
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but maybe reach out.
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Okay, bye.
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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ERIC:
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People are missing the move.
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RISHI RAMDANI: Gregory,
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you smell like a brewery, mate.
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GREG: No, I think that's Robert.
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RISHI: Robert,
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you smell like a brewery, mate.
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-ROBERT: I think it's Greg.
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-(BEEPS)
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DUNCAN HIXE: Harper, it's
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Duncan Hixe in middle office.
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Can you call me
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as soon as you get this
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in order to discuss
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something urgent?
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ERIC: The market
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is backstopped like...
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Harper, you coming?
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DARIA: But you can't go
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to the drive.
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Harper, you can't represent us
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like this... in this condition.
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(TELEPHONES RINGING)
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It was a chance to represent
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the firm in front of Sara.
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Remember, this place is bigger
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than one desk.
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I mean, I want to,
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but that's on tomorrow.
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-(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)
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-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
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Yeah, wing it.
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At minimum... (SIGHS)
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...find a replacement.
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-And please, take a shower.
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-(ERIC SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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ERIC: He's so bear-ish.
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HARPER: It'll be good
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for your internal profile.
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They're, like, a component of
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the 360s they do pre-RIF day.
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What is it?
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It's like a corporate spiel
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for college kids.
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Yas, go. It's not like
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you're on the phones,
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and you're a great advert
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for the firm. (GRUNTS)
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Or maybe you could go, Tash?
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Actually,
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that would require you to speak.
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I love you. I love my gift.
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You weren't in your room
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this morning.
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Yeah, Rob kept me up. (CHUCKLES)
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(SUCKS TEETH)
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Fine. But I've booked us spin.
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And I've already paid
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for you, so.
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There's a pungent smell
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of wine in this area,
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which hitherto was absent.
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On your bike, Yas.
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Sell the firm.
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(KENNY PANTING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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KENNY KILBANE:
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Come on, Kenny. (GRUNTS)
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ALIX STEEL: (ON TV)
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This is Bloomberg Daybreak.
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I'm Alix Steel.
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It is 7:30 a.m. on...
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-HARPER: Duncan?
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-BOTH: Yeah?
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STEEL: ...reports the worst
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month since 2013...
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-Harper.
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-Ah! The elusive Harper.
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Hi, sorry, sorry, crazy morning.
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How can I help?
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Forwarded you a time stamp
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on a mismatched trade.
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-Allerton Capital.
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-What's the issue?
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There's a discrepancy
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on the notional.
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Graduates have done this before,
417
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so I just need to check.
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Did you buy the right currency?
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You booked 50 quid,
420
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Allerton are confirming
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50 dollars. Which is it?
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Sterling. Uh, quid.
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Allerton's confirmation says
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it's a dollar amount.
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It definitely wasn't.
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DUNCAN: Call the client.
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I'm sure he'll rectify.
428
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It's probably their mistake.
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If it's yours,
430
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I need to know ASAP.
431
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Do I need to tell my manager?
432
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Is this, uh, a serious issue?
433
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Absolutely you should.
434
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Not telling him
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is not acceptable.
436
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Okay. I'll-- I'll fix it.
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RISHI: Listen,
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if anyone wants me,
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fucking I.M. me.
440
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Stop ringing my line!
441
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,060
ERIC: No, exactly.
442
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,978
I was just going to flag that...
443
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:04,320
RISHI:
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I'm not gonna hold your hand.
445
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,010
Contrary to popular belief,
446
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:08,980
I am not God!
447
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ERIC: A load of our economists
448
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clamoring over each other
449
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to be wrong
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on the direction of Europe...
451
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-ASSISTANT: Allerton Capital.
452
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-It's Harper from Pierpoint.
453
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,340
Um, I was hoping to speak
454
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with Aubrey.
455
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-ASSISTANT: Putting you through.
456
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-AUBREY LEWIS: Aubrey speaking.
457
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,550
How is your wife coping
458
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with the sleep apnea?
459
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AUBREY: It's less about
460
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how she's coping,
461
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,980
more about how I'm coping.
462
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,000
(CHUCKLES)
463
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,860
Just checking,
464
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:33,978
you got my Bloomie
465
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,980
with our NFP preview?
466
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,700
Yeah, I don't really read those,
467
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:37,981
but appreciate the flag.
468
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,880
Sure. Um, while I have you,
469
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,980
that cable ticket that we did,
470
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,830
middle office is saying
471
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that you booked 50 dollars.
472
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AUBREY:
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Well, that's because I did.
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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
475
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
476
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,000
No, you booked 50 sterling.
477
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AUBREY: Are we seriously
478
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having this conversation?
479
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:58,620
We can pull the tapes
480
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on the trade
481
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,980
and listen to the audio,
482
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,070
but it would mark a first
483
00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:02,982
in my 20-year career.
484
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:03,890
Does Daria know
485
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,014
you're calling me?
486
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,520
I-- I'm really sorry.
487
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:10,982
This is clearly a...
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00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,070
brain fry. Um,
489
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I must have misbooked it.
490
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,630
C-- Could you amend it
491
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:15,979
on your end?
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AUBREY:
493
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With the rate where it is?
494
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,700
Why would I eat that for you?
495
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,055
I'm no philanthropist.
496
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Is that all?
497
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,980
Um... Aubrey, I--
498
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:24,980
-I'm sure that we can--
499
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:25,980
-AUBREY: No, I'm sure.
500
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,860
I'm willing to lay
501
00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:27,978
this ridiculous request
502
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,670
at the feet
503
00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:29,981
of your inexperience,
504
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:30,990
but if you push me on this,
505
00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:31,977
it will legitimately damage
506
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:32,840
my relationship
507
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:33,983
with your superiors,
508
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,380
and then you'll have
509
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:36,998
a real problem. Thanks.
510
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,520
Rish, where's street
511
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:42,979
on the NFP print at 1:30 please?
512
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,760
Uh, consensus is plus 250.
513
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:45,999
We're at plus 150.
514
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,010
Cassandra, you still think
515
00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,546
we're grinding to a halt?
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Strong and black, just like me.
517
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,980
How late did you go last night?
518
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:57,360
Sorry,
519
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,995
I can't do this right now.
520
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,530
-Sure.
521
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:00,997
-Hey.
522
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
523
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,800
Do you have anything stronger?
524
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,980
(PLASTIC CRINKLES)
525
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:18,000
Uh, globalization of trade is...
526
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,980
(WHISPERING) How many?
527
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,290
Take two and you'll feel
528
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,980
like you're inventing Facebook.
529
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,000
(OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES)
530
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000
(PLASTIC CRINKLES)
531
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
532
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
533
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,980
Duncan, client did buy 50 quid.
534
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,020
He's refusing to amend it
535
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:01,443
on his end. He's lying.
536
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,780
DUNCAN: Ah. Okay.
537
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,980
Well, let's pull the tapes.
538
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,000
All voice trading's recorded.
539
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
DARA: Oh, yeah.
540
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,980
Oh, I put in extraordinary...
541
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,980
Is there another option?
542
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:12,730
DUNCAN: No. Look,
543
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,980
he shouldn't have run you over
544
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,980
just because you're young.
545
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,330
Amend the trade in the system
546
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:17,983
to 50 dollars,
547
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,980
and see what the loss is.
548
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,980
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
549
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:22,250
DARA:
550
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,211
...flew them in on a helicopter.
551
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,830
Isn't that wild? (LAUGHS)
552
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,996
Oh, no, no. I don't give a...
553
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,670
DUNCAN: Okay,
554
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:31,976
I imagine it's quite a hit,
555
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,690
but sell now and at least
556
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,977
we've contained it.
557
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,120
-(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER)
558
00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:38,996
-♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
559
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
DUNCAN: Harper?
560
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Is it done? What does it say?
561
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,980
(DARIA GIGGLES)
562
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,980
It says it's all squared away.
563
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:49,630
DUNCAN: Good.
564
00:16:49,671 --> 00:16:50,981
I was dreading the team meet.
565
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,130
You-- we--
566
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,997
we were slow on this one.
567
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,980
When is your meet?
568
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,770
DUNCAN: 1:30. Just after
569
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,000
nonfarm payrolls.
570
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,980
Now, you're sure it's done?
571
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,100
-HARPER: It's done.
572
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:06,043
-DUNCAN: Good.
573
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,980
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
574
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:15,980
See, no two days are the same,
575
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,960
'cause the market
576
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:17,978
is always dynamic.
577
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,990
And here we're taught
578
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:19,976
to think like owners.
579
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,950
You manage to make it sound
580
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:23,976
like a socialist enterprise.
581
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,460
We're on a very aggressive
582
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,980
image rehabilitation drive,
583
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,990
so you might want to put
584
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:29,996
your tie on.
585
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,080
ROBERT: Excuse me.
586
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
587
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,320
(YASMIN CLEARS THROAT)
588
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Don't ask.
589
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I can imagine.
590
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,680
What did you guys get up to?
591
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Ah, um...
592
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,390
Yeah,
593
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,984
I really put her in the locker.
594
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,400
Yeah, well, now I'm having
595
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:17,184
to deal with the fallout, so.
596
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,980
(LAUGHTER, CHATTER CONTINUES)
597
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,980
ROBERT: Photoshop.
598
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,260
I doubt they've ever even been
599
00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:28,979
in the same room.
600
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,750
Look how much
601
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:30,980
they like each other.
602
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,000
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
603
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,420
It feels weird to be in
604
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,000
a position of power here.
605
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,950
So, what are you
606
00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:46,007
gonna do with it?
607
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,360
-YASMIN: Hi!
608
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,984
-STUDENTS: Hi!
609
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,610
-YASMIN: Nice to meet you.
610
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:57,322
Having a good day? Hi.
611
00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:58,195
-STUDENTS: Hi.
612
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,200
HARPER:
613
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:18,980
All I know is I fucked up
614
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,360
and the loss is at 50k
615
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:20,980
right now.
616
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:21,980
Why don't you just tell Eric?
617
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,670
We have had two of the best
618
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:24,981
P&L days of the year.
619
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:25,990
I can't just put my hands up
620
00:19:26,028 --> 00:19:26,978
and say that I wiped it out.
621
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,980
ROBERT: Yeah, Eric will flip,
622
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,390
but you risk your job
623
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,980
if you don't come clean.
624
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,190
HARPER: Why did you make me
625
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:33,977
stay up all night?
626
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,620
(LAUGHS)
627
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:36,996
I didn't make you do anything!
628
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,980
Look, you're his project.
629
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,400
You're allowed
630
00:19:41,437 --> 00:19:41,977
to make one mistake.
631
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,980
No, no, actually I'm not.
632
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,400
I'm not allowed
633
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:44,980
to make any mistakes.
634
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,210
People like you are allowed
635
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:46,982
to make mistakes.
636
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,760
What the fuck does that mean?
637
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,980
Mistakes are a privilege.
638
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,030
(SCOFFS) Okay, yeah, well,
639
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,975
the loss is hypothetical.
640
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,250
-In the book? It's live, right?
641
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:56,983
-Yeah. So?
642
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:57,910
ROBERT: Well, then,
643
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:58,978
it's not crystallized.
644
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,470
So, surely it can still swing
645
00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:01,976
to the upside or the downside?
646
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,460
If the NFP's under 150k
647
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:04,977
at 1:30 this afternoon--
648
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
That's a fucking punt.
649
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,080
No, there's less chance
650
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,980
of a Fed rate hike,
651
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,980
which is bad for the dollar.
652
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,000
Sterling surges against dollar,
653
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:11,984
and my loss is totally offset.
654
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,080
Look, just tell Eric, all right?
655
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,980
You're not thinking properly.
656
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,820
The street's looking for 250k.
657
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,550
You don't know what the fuck
658
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:18,984
you're talking about.
659
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,110
So why don't you stick
660
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:20,981
to whatever it is
661
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,210
that you're good at,
662
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:23,997
and I'll just-- I'll be fine.
663
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,740
If you wanna fucking talk
664
00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,975
about last night, talk about it.
665
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,530
Otherwise,
666
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,185
let's just put a pin in it.
667
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Dude... (SCOFFS) Please.
668
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,980
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
669
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,950
RISHI: I'm moving all kinds
670
00:20:46,985 --> 00:20:47,975
of size today. I am the flow.
671
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,960
GREG: Yeah, he who talks about
672
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,978
his conquests exaggerates them.
673
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,760
CLEMENT COWAN:
674
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,980
This is the first time
675
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:54,630
I've been on the floor
676
00:20:54,674 --> 00:20:54,984
for the data
677
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,840
since the evangelists
678
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,000
invaded Iraq.
679
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,320
Normally have a lunch.
680
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yours is incredibly antisocial.
681
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Things slowing down then?
682
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
683
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,940
Published on the whispers
684
00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:17,982
about a new bubble in tech,
685
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,220
interest for Kaspar.
686
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Rishi!
687
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,260
Happy to call Usman to run him
688
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:33,979
through the note.
689
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:34,280
CLEMENT:
690
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:34,979
Won't be necessary.
691
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,440
Kaspar tells me he's already
692
00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,277
opened a dialogue with Robert.
693
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,040
Maybe we could do
694
00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:41,984
dual coverage--
695
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,190
CLEMENT:
696
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:42,983
Let's not overdo it, Augustus.
697
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,980
Or I could just back Robert up?
698
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,390
Can't imagine you want
699
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,002
to be subordinate to him?
700
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,480
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
701
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,000
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
702
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:58,960
THEO TUCK: If you have
703
00:21:58,998 --> 00:21:59,978
any questions about it,
704
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:00,790
-just let me know.
705
00:22:00,825 --> 00:22:01,975
-OFFICE WORKER: Yeah, sure.
706
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,110
-THEO: Cheers mate, thanks.
707
00:22:03,151 --> 00:22:04,411
-Can I have the note?
708
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,610
What is it?
709
00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:08,089
Why are you ignoring me?
710
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Grow up. I have a girlfriend.
711
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,980
(OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES)
712
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:19,930
I had interviews
713
00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:21,049
at Morgan Stanley,
714
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,370
Nomura, Barclays,
715
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:22,980
and I can count on one hand
716
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,170
the amount of times
717
00:22:24,214 --> 00:22:26,004
I was interviewed by a woman,
718
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,980
until I got to Pierpoint.
719
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,260
It was really important
720
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:30,981
for me to see
721
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,570
people like me in positions
722
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:31,981
of responsibility--
723
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,950
I was just curious, why are
724
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,976
there no women on the board?
725
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,540
Uh, we've actually just hired
726
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:38,984
our first female president.
727
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,570
That's more like a figurehead.
728
00:22:40,606 --> 00:22:41,976
Like, what's it really like
729
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:42,770
being a woman
730
00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:43,984
in this environment?
731
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,480
Not dissimilar to being a man.
732
00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:45,984
(CHUCKLES)
733
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,980
You know, there's always banter.
734
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,230
"Banter" sounds like
735
00:22:49,273 --> 00:22:49,983
a euphemism.
736
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,980
(CHUCKLES)
737
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,550
Well, you have to have
738
00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:52,979
a sense of humor.
739
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,690
And men have been
740
00:22:53,732 --> 00:22:54,982
hiding behind theirs for years.
741
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:55,930
Well, you can either stand
742
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:57,705
on the sidelines and comment,
743
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,840
or you could join us
744
00:22:58,884 --> 00:22:59,984
and try and affect change.
745
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,080
I think Yasmin is very capable
746
00:23:02,118 --> 00:23:02,978
of navigating
747
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,560
these things herself.
748
00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:03,975
But ultimately--
749
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,980
Ultimately, you come here
750
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,850
because it's one
751
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:07,982
of the few workplaces
752
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,990
where nobody cares
753
00:23:09,025 --> 00:23:09,975
where you're from.
754
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,160
There are many potential
755
00:23:11,196 --> 00:23:11,976
role models here,
756
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,470
and you could be one of them.
757
00:23:13,513 --> 00:23:14,113
(CHUCKLES)
758
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,980
(SIGHS)
759
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,980
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
760
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,000
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
761
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,980
DUNCAN: I'll have four sugars.
762
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,510
Bit of a bastard
763
00:23:26,547 --> 00:23:28,997
behind the eyes. Hungover.
764
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,980
You haven't covered that risk.
765
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,040
Your P&L on that trade
766
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:35,975
is minus 50 thousand.
767
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:37,980
You're not authorized.
768
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,890
I have to level with you. Um,
769
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,999
I'm still working on the client.
770
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,340
-So you lied to me?
771
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,979
-No, you misunderstood.
772
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,610
I'm just softening them up
773
00:23:47,649 --> 00:23:48,149
a bit.
774
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,600
Um, it's their error.
775
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,998
I just need a little more time.
776
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
777
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,290
I'm not gonna be held
778
00:23:59,332 --> 00:23:59,982
responsible
779
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,980
for your lack of responsibility.
780
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,700
I'm empowered to report this.
781
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:04,975
It's literally my job.
782
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,380
-I just need until 1:30 p.m.
783
00:24:06,423 --> 00:24:08,343
-That would be gross negligence.
784
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,660
-Well, is it illegal?
785
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:11,001
-No.
786
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,530
-Is it unethical?
787
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:14,996
-That's muddier.
788
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,980
Well, so we've established
789
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:17,720
that it's not
790
00:24:17,764 --> 00:24:18,984
black and white then--
791
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:19,980
That's not the point.
792
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,990
Look, this is on me.
793
00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:23,976
You can be ignorant.
794
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,910
-Our conversations--
795
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,330
-DUNCAN: They happened.
796
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,930
I don't care about
797
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:28,978
the electronic trail
798
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,720
or the audio trail either.
799
00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:31,999
It's the principle.
800
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Let's be pragmatic.
801
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Having me in your debt
802
00:24:39,317 --> 00:24:39,977
makes sense.
803
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,900
I could help you with a move
804
00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:42,975
to front office,
805
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,360
I could get you facetime
806
00:24:44,397 --> 00:24:44,977
with an MD,
807
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,220
help you with a lateral move,
808
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:47,341
whatever you need.
809
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
You wanna get me a job?
810
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,170
Do you even know how long
811
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,228
I've worked here?
812
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,210
You're the one facing
813
00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:57,984
disciplinary,
814
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,400
but if you wanna
815
00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:00,975
keep insulting me,
816
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,110
I'm happy to stay here
817
00:25:02,151 --> 00:25:03,171
for a bit longer.
818
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
No?
819
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,400
-Just fucking help me!
820
00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:15,004
-Don't...
821
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
do that. This is a workplace.
822
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,980
We're colleagues.
823
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,000
I'm-- I'm not getting emotional.
824
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,170
I'm barely four months
825
00:25:27,213 --> 00:25:27,983
into my career.
826
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,840
I-- I'm just asking,
827
00:25:29,881 --> 00:25:32,001
colleague to colleague.
828
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Please, Duncan.
829
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,980
1:30 is the absolute limit.
830
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,450
After that, it becomes
831
00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:46,002
our managers' problems.
832
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,980
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
833
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:59,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
834
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Are we cunts?
835
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,080
You know what I mean,
836
00:26:10,124 --> 00:26:10,984
you know, like...
837
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,490
were we that cunty
838
00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:13,975
when we did these?
839
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,580
Surely you knew we entered
840
00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:16,979
a career that connoted,
841
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,000
you know...
842
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,980
cunty-ness.
843
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,440
Yeah, but I didn't think that
844
00:26:21,475 --> 00:26:23,335
cuntishness was a prerequisite.
845
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,780
(SIGHS) I don't need you
846
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:28,999
to speak for me.
847
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,980
I wasn't.
848
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,520
Yeah, well, in my experience,
849
00:26:33,556 --> 00:26:34,976
anyone that calls themselves
850
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,570
a "male feminist" is usually
851
00:26:36,613 --> 00:26:37,983
the villain of the piece.
852
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:38,890
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well,
853
00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:39,983
I never made that claim.
854
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:40,840
You know, just,
855
00:26:40,883 --> 00:26:42,083
it wasn't all right.
856
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Thanks.
857
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
(CLEARS THROAT)
858
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,730
(SOFTLY) We used to play
859
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,980
this game when I was at school.
860
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,870
Sports days, prize-givings,
861
00:26:58,909 --> 00:26:59,979
stuff like that.
862
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,000
We'd rate the dads...
863
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,980
talk about which ones we'd snog.
864
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,000
(CHUCKLES)
865
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,580
Do you think
866
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,300
they're doing that about us?
867
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,940
I reckon I could fuck anyone
868
00:27:14,975 --> 00:27:15,995
I want in here.
869
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,140
Not anyone, Robert.
870
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh shite, it's her again.
871
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,980
Lure them in young,
872
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:32,980
work them to death!
873
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:33,980
(ALL SCREAM)
874
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,970
PROTESTER: Fucking murderers!
875
00:27:36,007 --> 00:27:36,977
Party of Davos!
876
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,980
MAN: Security!
877
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:39,920
-(CROWD GASPS)
878
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,980
-(ALL MUTTERING)
879
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:41,360
WOMAN:
880
00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:42,975
She just went charging in!
881
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,980
(ALARM BLARING)
882
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,890
Don't-- don't move.
883
00:27:45,926 --> 00:27:46,976
We can't miss the flow.
884
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,980
GREG: Save me, Rishi, save me!
885
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,890
-(ERIC LAUGHS)
886
00:27:50,927 --> 00:27:51,337
-Eric, don't make
887
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,978
my job tougher.
888
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:53,320
We-- We'll continue this
889
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:53,979
on the move.
890
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,290
The ways people degrade
891
00:27:55,331 --> 00:27:56,981
themselves to get a promotion.
892
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980
All right, come on.
893
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,490
Harper, no client
894
00:27:59,531 --> 00:28:01,981
is worth being burned alive.
895
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,980
(ALARM CONTINUES)
896
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:06,000
Get. Come on.
897
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
898
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
899
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
900
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,980
(ALARM STOPS)
901
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,180
-Excuse me, sorry.
902
00:28:37,223 --> 00:28:38,003
-WOMAN: Hey!
903
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,350
RISHI:
904
00:28:42,392 --> 00:28:43,122
Mate, glad I'm not running
905
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:43,975
position into this print.
906
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,190
ERIC: Harpsichord,
907
00:28:45,227 --> 00:28:46,977
anything granular to watch?
908
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,980
Uh... employment rate.
909
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,000
No shit.
910
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,950
Sorry. I'm looking
911
00:28:52,993 --> 00:28:53,983
at wage growth too.
912
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,160
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
913
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,980
(BEEPS)
914
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,000
What?
915
00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,510
DUNCAN: I've just spoken
916
00:28:59,550 --> 00:28:59,980
to Aubrey at Allerton.
917
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,980
Why did you lie to me?
918
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,120
You're middle office.
919
00:29:03,162 --> 00:29:03,392
You shouldn't be
920
00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:03,983
calling clients.
921
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:04,980
DUNCAN: You made a mistake.
922
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:05,740
So what the fuck
923
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:07,344
do you think you're doing?
924
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,190
Fifteen seconds to the print.
925
00:29:09,234 --> 00:29:09,984
It's gonna be soft.
926
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,980
Then we're clear.
927
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,040
DUNCAN: No, Harper. You can't
928
00:29:12,078 --> 00:29:12,978
trade your way out of this!
929
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,180
That is unacceptable.
930
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:14,984
It's reckless.
931
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,980
This is where we are now.
932
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,930
-DUNCAN: Harper!
933
00:29:17,971 --> 00:29:18,981
-HARPER: Just wait.
934
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,080
The announcement's
935
00:29:20,115 --> 00:29:21,015
coming in five.
936
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,980
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
937
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,760
THEO: Big miss on the number.
938
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,690
Plus 120
939
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,975
versus street at plus 250.
940
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,000
-(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
941
00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:32,983
-DARA: What did I say?
942
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:33,980
Told you.
943
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,330
DUNCAN: Okay. Pull up
944
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:36,984
the trade input loss sheet.
945
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,210
-I shouldn't be doing this.
946
00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,272
-(MOUSE CLICKING)
947
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,980
It's already done.
948
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,170
DUNCAN: Execute anywhere
949
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:42,984
within ten grand,
950
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:43,800
and you might
951
00:29:43,838 --> 00:29:44,978
get away with this.
952
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:45,980
This move's one-way traffic.
953
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,080
The print is soft.
954
00:29:47,115 --> 00:29:47,975
I'm running it.
955
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,930
DUNCAN: Harper.
956
00:29:48,969 --> 00:29:49,979
Don't fuck around.
957
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,220
Cover that risk now.
958
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,980
Harper!
959
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,380
There's a reason I'm sat here.
960
00:29:57,418 --> 00:29:57,978
Bear with me.
961
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,000
(BEEPS)
962
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,980
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
963
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,980
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
964
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,430
Ivor's buying dollars.
965
00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:16,980
It's fucking Ivor, man!
966
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,980
Storb now too!
967
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,980
First move's always wrong.
968
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,980
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
969
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:23,930
RISHI: Fucking hell, Eric,
970
00:30:23,965 --> 00:30:24,975
Ivor is lighting us up, mate.
971
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,090
ERIC: Of course he is.
972
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:26,975
He trades with me.
973
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,160
DUNCAN: Harper, I am gonna
974
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:28,430
come over your hoot
975
00:30:28,471 --> 00:30:28,981
and broadcast this
976
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,060
if you do not execute
977
00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:30,983
at this level now.
978
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,000
It'll come back.
979
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,980
(TELEPHONES RINGING)
980
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,300
-DUNCAN: Fucking punch it!
981
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:38,181
-Fucking wait!
982
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,650
DUNCAN: (THROUGH LOUDSPEAKER)
983
00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:42,074
I'm not messing around!
984
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,890
-All good?
985
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,997
-Absolutely. Of course.
986
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
♪ (LOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
987
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,050
DUNCAN: Where are you gonna find
988
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:13,979
140,000 dollars
989
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,000
before the close?
990
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,980
Harper!
991
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,000
(BEEPS)
992
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,010
RISHI: Harper!
993
00:31:25,045 --> 00:31:26,995
Come collect your winnings.
994
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,980
You won!
995
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,030
-(CHEERING)
996
00:31:30,073 --> 00:31:31,003
-Won what?
997
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,840
Traders payroll sweepstake
998
00:31:34,878 --> 00:31:35,998
at 250 big ones.
999
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
DARIA: Lucky bitch.
1000
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,420
I entered your prediction
1001
00:31:41,462 --> 00:31:42,982
for you. You owe me a pint.
1002
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,990
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
1003
00:31:45,026 --> 00:31:46,976
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1004
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:48,460
RISHI: Greg, you've done
1005
00:31:48,496 --> 00:31:49,976
something selfless there.
1006
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:50,980
Somebody should make a note, no?
1007
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,980
GREG: Yeah, I'll tell my blog.
1008
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:54,490
RISHI: Probably leave it out
1009
00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:55,978
as it's so out of character.
1010
00:31:56,020 --> 00:32:00,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1011
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,200
Hi. Hi. It's Harper.
1012
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,570
Can I run something by you
1013
00:32:08,612 --> 00:32:09,982
in person-- in person--
1014
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,980
it has to be in person, um,
1015
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,740
it needs to be pre 4:30,
1016
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,000
before the close.
1017
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
(WATER RUNNING)
1018
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1019
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
ROBERT: Are you okay?
1020
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
(CHUCKLES)
1021
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,150
I've never had anyone
1022
00:32:39,187 --> 00:32:40,087
hate me before.
1023
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
(YASMIN SIGHS)
1024
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,390
I need to have a shower.
1025
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:24,034
(CHUCKLES)
1026
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,620
Do you fancy a bevvy
1027
00:33:32,663 --> 00:33:33,323
after work?
1028
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
I have plans with Seb.
1029
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,470
You didn't fuck anyone,
1030
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:49,999
did you?
1031
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,450
-(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
1032
00:33:56,491 --> 00:33:57,981
-(DOOR OPENS)
1033
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,900
So there are gonna be
1034
00:33:58,940 --> 00:33:59,980
some very, very happy MDs
1035
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,980
and some pretty miserable ones.
1036
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,950
I think a ton of people got
1037
00:34:03,985 --> 00:34:05,725
whiplashed on this NFP print.
1038
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,020
Do you think the payroll data
1039
00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:07,983
considers Instagram models?
1040
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,980
(RISHI LAUGHS)
1041
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,820
Fuck! I've got another
1042
00:34:11,858 --> 00:34:13,978
engagement drinks tonight.
1043
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,060
Hopefully if I go, they won't
1044
00:34:15,102 --> 00:34:15,982
invite me to the wedding.
1045
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,430
Yes, there are few things
1046
00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:18,978
more common than a wedding.
1047
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,980
Like what?
1048
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,830
Richard Branson. Skiing
1049
00:34:21,865 --> 00:34:23,975
in France. Airline pajamas.
1050
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,980
(GREG LAUGHS)
1051
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980
What's wrong with marriage?
1052
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,450
Please tell me you're wiser
1053
00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:29,086
than that.
1054
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,140
Well, it's legal now.
1055
00:34:32,176 --> 00:34:33,976
So it's an option.
1056
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:35,990
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1057
00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:37,996
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
1058
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,500
You must be thinking about doing
1059
00:34:41,544 --> 00:34:42,984
the honorable thing soon, Theo?
1060
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,290
Yeah, yeah.
1061
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:47,984
I mean, there's no rush. But...
1062
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:48,560
I love her,
1063
00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:49,983
so I guess it's inevitable.
1064
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,970
You're far too young.
1065
00:34:52,005 --> 00:34:54,975
Went to Jaspar Conran's wedding.
1066
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,020
-Suffice to say it was a party.
1067
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:56,979
-Did you actually go, though?
1068
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,380
Or is that just another part
1069
00:34:58,423 --> 00:35:00,343
of your life you're lying about?
1070
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,060
DARA: No time
1071
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:08,984
like the present. Yeah.
1072
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1073
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,090
You ever speak to me
1074
00:35:22,132 --> 00:35:22,982
like that again,
1075
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,040
I'll put you
1076
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,003
in the fucking ground.
1077
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,080
GUS SACKEY: Sorry.
1078
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,180
-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
1079
00:35:36,223 --> 00:35:37,983
-RISHI: Rishi, Pierpoint...
1080
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:40,000
(WATER RUNNING)
1081
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,690
-(BICYCLE BELLS CHIMING)
1082
00:36:00,732 --> 00:36:01,982
-(DRIVERS YELLING)
1083
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,980
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
1084
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,740
MAN: (SHOUTING)
1085
00:36:04,775 --> 00:36:05,975
Look both ways, you twat!
1086
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,980
COBWEB: Hail.
1087
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:08,370
-MOTH: Hail.
1088
00:36:08,411 --> 00:36:08,981
-MUSTARDSEED: Hail.
1089
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:09,600
BOTTOM:
1090
00:36:09,642 --> 00:36:11,982
I cry your worships' mercy.
1091
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:12,910
I shall desire you
1092
00:36:12,947 --> 00:36:13,977
of more acquaintance,
1093
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:14,980
good Master Cobweb.
1094
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,640
If I cut my finger,
1095
00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:18,979
I shall make bold with you.
1096
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:19,980
Your name, honest gentleman?
1097
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,980
PEASEBLOSSOM: Peaseblossom.
1098
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,930
BOTTOM: I pray you, commend me
1099
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:25,976
to Mistress Squash, your mother,
1100
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,980
and Master Peascod, your father.
1101
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:28,980
MAN: (GRUMBLING) Come on.
1102
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,240
I shall desire you
1103
00:36:30,284 --> 00:36:31,984
of more acquaintance too,
1104
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,980
Good Master Peaseblossom.
1105
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,980
Your name, I beseech you, sir?
1106
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,030
-MUSTARDSEED: Mustardseed.
1107
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:38,975
-Which one's your niece?
1108
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,190
BOTTOM: Good Master Mustardseed,
1109
00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,980
I know your patience well.
1110
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,170
That same cowardly,
1111
00:36:44,211 --> 00:36:44,981
giant-like...
1112
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:47,150
Thanks for taking the time
1113
00:36:47,194 --> 00:36:48,004
to see me.
1114
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,420
BOTTOM:
1115
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,979
I promise your kindred...
1116
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,130
Every child on that stage
1117
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:53,998
is doomed.
1118
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,420
I wish my sister wasn't too
1119
00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:58,984
proud to take my money and...
1120
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,000
drag her out of this shithole.
1121
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,980
It seems fine.
1122
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.
1123
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,980
Did me all right, didn't it?
1124
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,670
But then I'm not everybody,
1125
00:37:09,712 --> 00:37:09,982
am I?
1126
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,980
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)
1127
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,180
Some Labour MP sent his kids
1128
00:37:15,217 --> 00:37:16,977
here for "credibility,"
1129
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,370
ended up hanging himself
1130
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,090
with an orange in his mouth.
1131
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Or was that Michael Hutchence?
1132
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,590
ROBIN: ...that, when he waked,
1133
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:27,975
of force she must be eyed.
1134
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,980
I have a really...
1135
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,550
commercial idea I needed
1136
00:37:31,590 --> 00:37:32,980
to put in front of you
1137
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:33,750
-pre the close--
1138
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:34,287
-Shh.
1139
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
ROBIN: ...but not this the man.
1140
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,410
The NFP turnaround
1141
00:37:40,445 --> 00:37:41,975
is pure positioning.
1142
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:44,140
We have a really competitive
1143
00:37:44,176 --> 00:37:45,976
short dollar yen option.
1144
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:46,830
I've priced it
1145
00:37:46,874 --> 00:37:47,984
especially for you.
1146
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980
The rate is locked,
1147
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,820
but you'll need
1148
00:37:49,858 --> 00:37:50,978
to execute pre-close.
1149
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:51,350
HERMIA:
1150
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:52,980
...being o'er shoes in blood...
1151
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,140
-plunge in the deep...
1152
00:37:54,183 --> 00:37:54,983
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
1153
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,270
-...and kill me too.
1154
00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:56,983
-(CHUCKLES)
1155
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,980
HERMIA: The sun was not
1156
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,980
so true unto the day...
1157
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,170
I once had a Lehman saleswoman
1158
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:04,982
follow me into the toilet
1159
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,000
and try and flog me some MBS.
1160
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,850
HERMIA: I'll believe as soon
1161
00:38:10,893 --> 00:38:12,983
this whole Earth may be bored...
1162
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,810
So it's a vanilla currency
1163
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,980
option that will lose me money.
1164
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,280
So either you think I'm stupid,
1165
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:18,980
or you're stupid.
1166
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,980
And I know you're not stupid.
1167
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,000
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1168
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,870
The only real currency
1169
00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:27,996
you ever have
1170
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,980
as a salesperson is honesty.
1171
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,830
HERMIA: ...a murderer look,
1172
00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:34,977
so dead, so grim.
1173
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,610
So are you going to tell me
1174
00:38:36,645 --> 00:38:37,975
why you're really here?
1175
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,080
DEMETRIUS: ...and so should I,
1176
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:39,976
pierced through the heart
1177
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,730
-with your stern cruelty.
1178
00:38:41,768 --> 00:38:42,978
-I made a mistake.
1179
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,570
DEMETRIUS:
1180
00:38:43,611 --> 00:38:44,981
Yet you, the murderer...
1181
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,190
I misbooked something,
1182
00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:48,979
and made it worse.
1183
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:50,710
-Have you told your boss?
1184
00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:50,978
-No.
1185
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:51,490
Well, tell your boss.
1186
00:38:51,526 --> 00:38:51,976
It's the only option.
1187
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,990
MAN: (WHISPERING)
1188
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:53,975
Shut the fuck up!
1189
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,810
HERMIA:
1190
00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:57,997
What's this to my Lysander?
1191
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,710
Where is he?
1192
00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,008
Ah, good Demetrius...
1193
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,980
I thought...
1194
00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:05,690
with your normal
1195
00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:08,996
receptiveness to my thinking...
1196
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,720
DEMETRIUS: I had rather
1197
00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:14,999
give his carcass to my hounds.
1198
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,980
What are you doing here, Harper?
1199
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,030
HERMIA: ...drivest me past
1200
00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:21,975
the bounds of maiden's...
1201
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,940
Clear your head, take a second,
1202
00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:25,978
come clean.
1203
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,980
HERMIA: Henceforth be never...
1204
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,300
Whatever the consequences,
1205
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,975
you'll feel relief.
1206
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,490
HERMIA: Oh, once tell true,
1207
00:39:33,527 --> 00:39:34,977
tell true even for my sake.
1208
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,400
And I'm willing to forget
1209
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,981
about this little intrusion.
1210
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,940
HERMIA: ...looked upon him
1211
00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:40,998
being awake...
1212
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,720
Don't ever put a price
1213
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:44,977
on your dignity.
1214
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,060
HERMIA: ...thou killed him
1215
00:39:47,102 --> 00:39:48,982
sleeping? O brave touch.
1216
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,120
Could not a worm, an adder,
1217
00:39:51,157 --> 00:39:51,977
do so much?
1218
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,000
(CHAIR SCRAPES)
1219
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,980
TITANIA: Lead him to my bower.
1220
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,640
The moon methinks
1221
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,980
looks with a watery eye,
1222
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,830
and when she weeps,
1223
00:40:01,865 --> 00:40:02,975
weeps every little flower.
1224
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,000
(DOOR OPENS)
1225
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,880
COLETTE: You always put
1226
00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:09,661
so much pressure on yourself.
1227
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,260
You know how you get.
1228
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,670
(SOBS) Mom,
1229
00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:15,979
you don't understand.
1230
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,950
No matter what I do now,
1231
00:40:17,990 --> 00:40:20,000
they're going to fire me.
1232
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,430
-Uh... I don't know about that.
1233
00:40:24,471 --> 00:40:24,981
-(SOBS)
1234
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,980
I'm so fucking stupid.
1235
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,840
I don't know why I thought
1236
00:40:29,884 --> 00:40:30,984
I could do this.
1237
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,420
-COLETTE: Harper?
1238
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,004
-(SOBS)
1239
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,980
COLETTE: Harper!
1240
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,000
(SOBBING LOUDLY)
1241
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,080
COLETTE: I really don't know
1242
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,560
what you want me to say.
1243
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,030
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1244
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:53,980
-Uh, tell you what,
1245
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,100
can I get another?
1246
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,060
Seb, this is Robert,
1247
00:41:06,099 --> 00:41:06,979
he's a colleague.
1248
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,300
I've heard a lot about you.
1249
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:08,981
You all right?
1250
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,160
Hey, man. (CHUCKLES)
1251
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:10,979
I didn't think
1252
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,110
-Yas spoke about me at work.
1253
00:41:12,145 --> 00:41:13,465
-ROBERT: Oh, she does.
1254
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,980
SEB OLDROYD: Sit down, man.
1255
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,300
Ah, no, it's all right,
1256
00:41:17,338 --> 00:41:18,058
don't worry.
1257
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,860
You got, um--
1258
00:41:19,904 --> 00:41:22,004
You got some shit in your hair.
1259
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,670
Oh yeah, um...
1260
00:41:23,706 --> 00:41:24,976
(CHUCKLES) It's just paint.
1261
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,980
Yeah, no, I didn't mean
1262
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,980
you had actual, like...
1263
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:29,490
you know,
1264
00:41:29,534 --> 00:41:30,984
actual feces in your hair.
1265
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,000
(LAUGHS)
1266
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,980
(CHUCKLES)
1267
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:34,930
Do you want, uh--
1268
00:41:34,971 --> 00:41:36,111
do you want a pint?
1269
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,730
Um... No, I'm all right.
1270
00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,980
Actually, um, I can get my own.
1271
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,040
-Uh, nice one.
1272
00:41:42,076 --> 00:41:43,996
-SEB: I'll get myself one.
1273
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1274
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,870
I hooked up with
1275
00:42:06,909 --> 00:42:08,109
one of the students.
1276
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,360
-When?
1277
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:09,996
-Just now.
1278
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
What happened?
1279
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
He went down on me.
1280
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,980
And when I came
1281
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,000
in his mouth...
1282
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
hard...
1283
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,100
he looked up at me
1284
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,003
and he said...
1285
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
"You taste like a hangover."
1286
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,500
That is the least
1287
00:42:35,537 --> 00:42:36,497
convincing thing
1288
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,620
I've ever heard in my life.
1289
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Hmm.
1290
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,280
I'm gonna take these off
1291
00:42:53,324 --> 00:42:55,184
and slip them into your pocket.
1292
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,400
You're going to put them on
1293
00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:00,242
your face and send me a photo.
1294
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,040
Because that's all
1295
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,040
you're good for.
1296
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Okay?
1297
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,320
(YASMIN CLEARS THROAT)
1298
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,750
♪ ("TOY" BY YOUNG FATHERS
1299
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:16,980
PLAYING) ♪
1300
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:19,000
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
1301
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
What the fuck.
1302
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,010
♪ I got s-s-stammers
1303
00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:40,308
And no manners... ♪
1304
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,080
ROBERT: All right?
1305
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,980
♪ Oceanic cinematic ♪
1306
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:45,900
♪ I reach out
1307
00:43:45,944 --> 00:43:48,004
For something bigger than free ♪
1308
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,980
♪ You lick it and you stick it ♪
1309
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:52,300
♪ And it's kinda like the taste
1310
00:43:52,343 --> 00:43:52,983
Of everything ♪
1311
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:53,850
ROBERT: Isn't that your
1312
00:43:53,889 --> 00:43:54,979
best mate from the prospectus?
1313
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,670
♪ Emaciated, kinda wasted
1314
00:43:56,711 --> 00:43:57,981
Can't remember... ♪
1315
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,980
(LAUGHS)
1316
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,300
-GUS: I've never met her.
1317
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:01,979
-(BOTH LAUGH)
1318
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,980
♪ Somewhere in Tucson ♪
1319
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,370
♪ I watched for one or two songs
1320
00:44:04,413 --> 00:44:04,983
Then I left ♪
1321
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,980
YASMIN: Enjoy your evening.
1322
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,100
♪ I give two cents
1323
00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:08,977
And a dollar ♪
1324
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,320
♪ For all the paranoia
1325
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:11,079
I forget ♪
1326
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:13,980
♪ Well boredom is a killer ♪
1327
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,770
♪ For me the sealer dealer
1328
00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:17,001
Now you're dead ♪
1329
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,560
♪ You paid your debt ♪
1330
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,980
♪ You're playing dead ♪
1331
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:23,330
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1332
00:44:23,365 --> 00:44:24,955
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
1333
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,980
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1334
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,590
AUTOMATED VOICE:
1335
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,975
Doors closing.
1336
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,980
(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)
1337
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,340
WOMAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1338
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,122
I'll meet you straight after.
1339
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,290
Can we talk...
1340
00:44:44,331 --> 00:44:46,001
somewhere private?
1341
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1342
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
You've been so fair to me.
1343
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,950
And the opportunities
1344
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:05,983
that you've given me--
1345
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,130
If I wanted a story,
1346
00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:09,093
I'd read Moby Dick. What's up?
1347
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I misbooked a trade.
1348
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
How much?
1349
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:21,980
Hundred and forty
1350
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,040
thousand dollars.
1351
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I called your college today.
1352
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,760
We needed a hard copy of
1353
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,000
your credentials for the visa.
1354
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,020
So I called them.
1355
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,540
You realize this makes you
1356
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:51,983
the most under-qualified
1357
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,400
person I've ever hired?
1358
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,820
When I was a summer analyst
1359
00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:01,982
at Salomon,
1360
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,000
my boss...
1361
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,070
looked like Newman
1362
00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:06,981
from Seinfeld.
1363
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,740
But... like Newman
1364
00:46:08,777 --> 00:46:10,997
if he was a linebacker.
1365
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
He once said to me...
1366
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,980
"I used to think
1367
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,770
if there was such a thing
1368
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:19,980
as reincarnation,
1369
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:22,170
I wanted to come back
1370
00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,982
as the president or pope...
1371
00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:27,980
or a .400 baseball hitter.
1372
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:30,440
But now... I want to come back
1373
00:46:30,477 --> 00:46:31,997
as the bond market.
1374
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,650
Because it intimidates
1375
00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:38,000
everybody."
1376
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
People like us....
1377
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,140
born at the bottom.
1378
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,410
Where would you put
1379
00:46:48,445 --> 00:46:49,975
our percentage chance
1380
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,300
of ever making
1381
00:46:51,338 --> 00:46:52,998
that top quintile?
1382
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,500
It's about three percent.
1383
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,150
That's intimidating.
1384
00:47:02,192 --> 00:47:05,002
We intimidate people here.
1385
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,980
Why is that?
1386
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:09,630
Because hunger
1387
00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:12,003
is not a birthright.
1388
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,650
Your qualifications don't have
1389
00:47:15,687 --> 00:47:17,127
to be a problem for you.
1390
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,550
Because they don't have
1391
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:20,977
to be problem for me.
1392
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,000
You understand what I'm saying?
1393
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,380
What was the final P&L?
1394
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Two hundred k.
1395
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,980
No, no. It was a 140k loss.
1396
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:43,980
Profit, 200k profit.
1397
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,000
I executed for you pre-close.
1398
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,250
-Nicole at Mallon Mercer.
1399
00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:50,003
-(GASPS)
1400
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
It's a hell of a spread she ate.
1401
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
What did you do?
1402
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,200
I went to watch her niece
1403
00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:01,983
perform Shakespeare.
1404
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♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CHUCKLES)
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You-- (CHUCKLES) You just coined
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jargon for good client service.
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(LAUGHS)
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I would have never known.
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(SNIFFS)
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But there are generally
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two times to tell me
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when you've fucked up.
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The moment it's fucked,
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or the moment it's un-fucked.
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Clear?
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Clear.
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That was the thing with Newman.
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He knew from day one
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he could trust me.
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So I trusted him.
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He wasn't big
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on compliments, but...
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I heard him compliment me once.
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What did he say?
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"That little chink's
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a born salesman."
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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♪ ("BRICK SELL PHONE"
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BY 100S PLAYING) ♪
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♪ Tell a bitch
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To ride the dick ♪
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♪ Like I ride the beat
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Like I ride the beat ♪
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♪ In the suites
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Looking over the streets ♪
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♪ And all that ♪
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♪ And when I leave
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For the summer and winter ♪
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♪ She fall back ♪
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♪ Can't have no creases
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Up in the shit ♪
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♪ That's coming off the head ♪
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♪ So I told her wrap my shit up
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Before we go to bed ♪
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♪ Hungry ass bitch told me
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Take her out to dinner ♪
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♪ Knowing damn well ♪
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♪ She'd order half the shit
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That's on the menu ♪
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♪ Reverse game
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Hit her with a cold line ♪
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♪ Told her
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I don't want her pussy ♪
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♪ Yeah that really
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Fucked her mind ♪
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♪ Learned that from a cold mack
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How to make them come back ♪
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♪ How to make her run back
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Hanging off your sack ♪
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♪ How to make a bitch
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Take a bullet ♪
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♪ Like the secret service ♪
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♪ While you sit back
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And watch the Kentucky Derby ♪
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♪ How a nigga sound so clean ♪
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♪ And never talk about a chopper
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Or a key, motherfucker? ♪
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♪ How a nigga sound so clean
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When he pull out his piece ♪
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♪ And fuck the mouths
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Of the beasts like that? ♪
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