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This phone thing's
got him spooked.
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And Felim accounts
for over half the desk profit.
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Look, I'm hoping we're not
ruining a friendship
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over miscommunication.
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FELIM BICHAN: Do you even
remember what you said?
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-This stays between us, okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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♪ ("INDUSTRY" THEME PLAYS) ♪
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Why are women so much more
interesting to men
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than men are to women?
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What she say? Let me see!
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It's none of your business.
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SARA DHADWAL:
Your team's being subsumed
into the other sector teams.
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-GUS SACKEY: Where?
-CPS Desk.
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(WHISTLES)
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MAXIM ALONSO:
I can't believe I didn't know
you were at Pierpoint.
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We're in the same part
of the business.
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See, the problem with this,
they keep hiring
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these fuckin' princesses.
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Hey, buddy.
Don't talk to her like that.
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If you ever need a place
to stay, I have a spare room.
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Really? I would love that.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(EXHALES)
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-(RATTLING)
-(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
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-(SIGHS)
-YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
Harper? You awake?
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Maybe you should ask Greg
for a coffee?
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Maybe Greg should ask me
for a coffee.
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(YASMIN CHUCKLES)
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-Can we talk money again?
-(YASMIN SIGHS)
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Honestly, Harper, it would
make me feel uncomfortable
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to charge you to live
in my parents' house.
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Yeah, okay, but like, do you
rent this part off of them?
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-Well, um--
-(DOOR CLATTERING)
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Choon! Such a choon.
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♪ ("AURA" BY BICEP
PLAYING ON PHONE) ♪
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We should kill the business
and just, like,
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follow Bicep around Europe.
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Think how purely happy we'd be.
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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Oh, God. You're a fucking mess.
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DIGDOG: Yas, have you got
any lollipops?
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No. No, I don't have
any lollipops, Digdog.
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-Are you gonna go to work today?
-Nah, we just, um...
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-We just picked up
another bag, so...
-Right.
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Alexa, play Digdog's ketty mix.
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♪ ("S CLUB PARTY"
BY S CLUB 7 PLAYS) ♪
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♪ There ain't no party
Like an S Club party... ♪
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So, are all British guys
pathological drug addicts?
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-DIGDOG: You get one bag...
-He gets led astray.
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This is gonna be
a two-bag affair.
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Shall we go earn some money?
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-YASMIN: So, Greg...
-HARPER STERN: So, rent?
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Honestly, if it means
that much to you,
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just buy something nice
for the kitchen.
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I don't think I even know what
belongs in a kitchen like that.
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It's just a kitchen.
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Yeah, but it's, like...
a kitchen.
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♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I still keep getting
that feeling whenever I wake up,
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like, I don't know, like
I can't believe that I'm here.
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You okay?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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MAN: I'm getting to an age where
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my hangovers are no longer
charming, I'm thinking...
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What's going on? Why're there
so many people here?
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Felim stopped trading with us.
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According to Eric, he
"stepped away from the market
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for personal reasons."
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I wanna bang the drum
this morning.
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Rishi and the traders will
be in shortly with their axes.
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Double sales credits to anyone
who fills them this month.
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Our worldview today
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is what we own
and what our traders own.
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Is there any more color
on Felim's departure?
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Well, he-- he's been having
trouble with trading lines
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and some protracted
legal issues.
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Is it temporary or permanent?
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I-- (SCOFFS) We--
we'll have to see.
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DARIA GREENOCK: It's just
that 60 percent of the P and L
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feels like
a pretty big iceberg to me.
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Well... (CHUCKLES)
The lights are still on, Daria.
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SARA DHADWAL: Let's make sure
we keep it that way.
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-ERIC TAO: Good morning.
-Eric.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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We need to be sharper
at packaging trading strategies
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across asset classes.
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High-margin,
multi-asset plays, please.
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If our guys
don't have conviction,
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it's because
we're not being convincing.
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Simple as that.
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RISHI RAMDANI: Morning, kids.
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Eric.
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Sara. So.
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We've got some mid-market offers
on some corporate bonds.
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I would love them to be moved
this morning.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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I know this might sound crazy,
but I think that we could play
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another slowdown in housing.
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And why should I listen
to a grad?
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The housing market's
a canary in a coal mine.
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You don't-- don't say
"canary in a coal mine."
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You sound like a
fucking financial journalist.
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What's the play?
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Um, well, obviously gold,
maybe a call option.
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-That's vanilla. Work on a pitch
and we'll talk later.
-HARPER: Yeah, thank you.
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-Is that it?
-Yeah, thanks.
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ERIC: Rish, I'm calling
Arbitrage Andy, the permabear.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Eric, what do you want me on?
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RISHI: Ah, mate,
are you serious with this price?
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Do you know the difference
between racing green
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and studio green?
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Buddy,
you are in my personal space.
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What did you study?
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Literae Humaniores.
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(TELEPHONES RINGING)
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Classics.
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(LAUGHS) How the fuck
did you end up in a bank?
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-Only in England.
-(MAN CHUCKLING)
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ERIC: I've told Clement
to look after you.
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GREG GRAYSON: Harper. Yo.
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HARPER: Greg?
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I'm on the ninth stage
of the journey.
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The hero faces
the greatest challenge yet,
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and experiences death
and rebirth.
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I'm paraphrasing.
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It's pretty cool, right?
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RISHI: I'm not fucking
filling you there.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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RISHI: Hello, Marty? Yeah.
Take the orders.
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Yeah. Who?
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Jack Blackburn. Ye-- Yeah,
he's a limp-dick analyst, but...
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I can't believe he's actually
reading a physical copy.
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RISHI: He has a view,
of course...
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Mate, he used to get twatted
with Michael Lewis at Salomon.
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GUS SACKEY: So he was
a big deal in the '90s?
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Wow.
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RISHI: Yeah, if he's telling me
to sell-- Okay, fine.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-RISHI: No, I didn't say that.
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I said, if his balls are out,
his balls are out.
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I don't wanna see anything else
apart from his balls.
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GREG: Yeah, Hawksmoor with him
and three of my best punters...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Come on.
-No... Mate.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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I was going to send
the Asia stuff
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to Karl at Goliath,
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um, but I wasn't sure if it was
okay coming directly from me,
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or if you wanted
to be CCed in, or--
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KENNY KILBANE:
Take the initiative.
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JACKIE WALSH: No, I mean like
a thick mainline vein
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running down his cock...
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We haven't done "Yasmin's
Trading Idea" in a while, um...
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-I've been putting together
this long dollar idea--
-Look, I should apologize.
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That whole
"Trade Idea" exercise...
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It was unfair of me
to put that pressure on you
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when you're not ready.
Truth is, nobody's gonna
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take your ideas seriously
for a few years. So...
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Just nail the small stuff.
Yeah?
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-JACKIE: This is bullshit.
-Okay.
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JACKIE:
The research is fundamental...
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-JACKIE: Must be horseshit.
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It was good to clear the air,
though.
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Yeah.
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JACKIE: Once again,
you've wasted my time. Goodbye.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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How did you two find each other?
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Uh, university. Oxford.
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I mean social circles.
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How does an Old Etonian
end up pals
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-with a lad from the pit?
-(CHUCKLES)
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How do you expect
to sell financial products
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if you sound like a miner?
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GUS: Our college
was a melting pot.
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-WAITER: Mr. Clement?
-No.
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Where did you go?
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That's me
and our erstwhile premier.
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Absolutely cunted.
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-Gakked to the gills.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
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Reminds me
that I used to be beautiful.
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Sixteenth of September, 1992.
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Black Wednesday.
When we left the ERM.
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The Exchange Rate Mechanism.
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An early dalliance with putting
two fingers up to Europe.
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(LAUGHS) Came here,
forgot everything.
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And that's the way
this business has always worked.
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After the crash in '29,
they wallpapered the Union Club
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with stock certificates.
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You haven't touched your drink,
Robert.
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We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden
here tomorrow afternoon.
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I've built my career
writing Kaspar's business.
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Now, he's bringing along
some new lackey,
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Usman something.
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You two will need to find a way
to occupy him.
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With Felim gone,
the desk can't afford
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to shed any more accounts.
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And, gentlemen,
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this is an important evening.
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Get on the right side of Usman,
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and you'll be
on the right side of me.
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I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow.
Excuse me.
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This guy Usman
actually runs money.
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(SCOFFS) I'll ping him an intro.
What's their mandate?
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How do you not know that?
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Mate,
it's Clement's only client.
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Are you deliberately trying
not to impress your boss?
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(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)
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Harper, are you a fan
of Japanese whiskey?
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My uncle was one of those
older middle-aged white men
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who was overly into Japan.
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That's usually a euphemism
for, like, an ethno-nonce or...
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maybe just a real nonce.
Anyway, we had
a load of it at his funeral.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-DARIA: Hello?
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I mean, the irony was that
he was actually abused,
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he wasn't the abuser. (CHUCKLES)
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-DARIA: I cannot believe
you left me last night.
-What are you talking about?
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I presume I should bring
a bottle tonight?
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Tonight?
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Yasmin's dinner.
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I am coming as a sort of
pastoral figure, right?
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Like, um, advisor to the youth.
Youth advisor.
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-DARIA: (LAUGHS) I know!
-It's the only evening I can do.
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-Yeah. No, no. That's great.
-Okay, cool.
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-(COMPUTER CHIMES)
-DARIA: I told him
to fuck off in perfect Russian.
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-All right, bitch,
I'll see you next week.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Someone should tell her
they monitor those.
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-Yep.
-GREG: Yeah.
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Always a pleasure, Daria.
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Greg.
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Shut up.
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(GRUNTING)
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♪ ("HEAT RISES" BY NILÜFER YANYA
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
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♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
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♪ What a mess I'll ♪
237
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(PANTING)
238
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♪ Getting high
Just from the heat ♪
239
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♪ It could be a while
Until we meet ♪
240
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♪ Simple thing
To be wasting on you ♪
241
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♪ Simple thing to be wasting ♪
242
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,707
♪ Getting high
Just from the heat ♪
243
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♪ I'll be cross until we meet ♪
244
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You all right?
245
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♪ I'll break gloves
Till they bring me to you... ♪
246
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(BEEPING)
247
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(PANTING)
248
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♪ And what a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
249
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♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
250
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,377
♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
251
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,668
♪ What a mess I'll ♪
252
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♪ And what a mess I'll ♪
253
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-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
254
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,541
Mate, of course
I'm chasing tonight.
255
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,625
I'll only look like this once.
And by "this," I mean gorgeous.
256
00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:20,632
Nah. I'm moving sides tonight.
257
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,499
Your loss, buddy. Peace.
258
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,210
Oi, follicles...
259
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,671
The loo's out of order.
Again.
260
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,497
The smell.
261
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,423
Honestly, I cannot believe
that came out of a woman.
262
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,750
(SNORTS)
263
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,674
DARIA: I need a favor.
264
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,041
Seaweed.
265
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,750
Thanks. Shoot.
266
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:47,334
So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton
is coming in tomorrow,
267
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,167
and I need a pack put together.
268
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,130
Just boring data entry,
I'm afraid.
269
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,748
How often they've been trading,
what volume, which asset class.
270
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,544
Needs to go back
the last three years.
271
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,995
I-- I know it's not the sexiest
of work,
272
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,423
but you'd be getting me
out of a hole.
273
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,670
And we can meet
with Aubrey together.
274
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,960
That'd be great.
275
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,041
Yeah, just send over the info,
and I'll get right on it.
276
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,535
Great, thank you.
Appreciate you.
277
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:12,035
RISHI: I am the marketing man.
All the flow is me.
278
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,830
So, these will be 55 pounds.
279
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,381
Are you joking?
280
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
281
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Doors closing.
282
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Lift going up.
283
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,383
Are they for Greg?
284
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,792
You know,
285
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,495
you don't have to
jump on the first guy
286
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,793
-who sits next to you.
-I am hardly jumping on him.
287
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,325
Well, do you like him?
288
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:46,037
I've never really
dated a white guy.
289
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,125
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Floor eight.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
290
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,168
So, why would you start
with someone
291
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,830
-who's effectively your boss?
-He's not my boss.
292
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,377
Well, he's your superior.
293
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,920
(LAUGHS)
294
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,830
Why not just act
like a normal person
295
00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:01,327
and fuck a load of strangers
via technology?
296
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,167
The apps make me hate myself.
Every time I get a match,
297
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,710
it's with some guy at a wedding,
298
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,422
or a Chad
who's "into biracial chicks."
299
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,750
ROBERT SPEARING: Right. I've got
loads of dating profiles. Look.
300
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,165
-Tory Robert.
-Wow.
301
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,460
See, every day,
302
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,922
I match with about
a million different variations
303
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,210
of the same girl called
Portia who works in PR.
304
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:22,705
Or...
305
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,080
Ketty Bob.
306
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,996
Loves talking about
how hungover he is
307
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,503
and pretends he voted
for Corbyn.
308
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,133
It kind of works on, like,
309
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,958
flighty art types who always
have a "guy taken too young"
310
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,291
on their Instagram.
311
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,882
Mmm.
312
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,419
(CHUCKLES) Come on, hey.
313
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,330
Oh, you know,
these girls, right?
314
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,377
They always have
some gorgeous guy
315
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,288
who died in his early twenties
by, you know,
316
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,955
suicide, car crash, whatever.
317
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:51,831
And every year, they just
wheel him out for the likes.
318
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,325
Ketty Bob obliges.
319
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:56,957
This screams insecurity.
320
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,751
All right, good one.
Give me your login.
321
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,674
(LAUGHS) No.
322
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,210
ROBERT: Give me five pictures
where you're not smiling.
323
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,881
-What's wrong with my smile?
-Well, it's too sweet.
324
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,287
How do you even have the time?
325
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,825
Has Gus muscled in already?
326
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,247
GUS: Sorry, I'm not sure
I can help with that.
327
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,083
ROBERT: Inevitably.
328
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,286
RISHI: Biggest ass
in the league since Joe Cole.
329
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:26,035
If you bet on Liverpool at home,
they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3,
330
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,245
-but, mate, it's free money.
-HARPER: Username is my email.
331
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,253
Password is "password"
without the P.
332
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,583
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
333
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,377
RISHI: It's printing money.
Just size up on the bet.
334
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,828
Harper,
what's the ETA on the pack?
335
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,705
Not long. Getting there.
336
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,672
(CHUCKLES) Is that how far
you've got?
337
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,040
Um, I'm just working
on this pitch for Eric,
338
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,915
but I think it could be
commercial for the desk.
339
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,130
Okay, but I need to review it
before the meeting tomorrow.
340
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,788
Can you get it to me
before the end of the day?
341
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,535
If you can't, just say. I mean,
we'll-- we'll work it out.
342
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,923
Yeah, hundred percent.
343
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,830
Great, thank you.
But don't kill yourself, okay?
344
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,379
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
345
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,458
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
346
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:13,082
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
347
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:14,672
(PHONE BUZZES)
348
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:26,502
(CHUCKLES)
349
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,876
-(LOUDLY) You're up!
-Oh.
350
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,919
-ERIC: Is that your trade idea?
-Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um...
351
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,421
Just...
352
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,877
Um...
353
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,579
So, I'm thinking that
we express the view
354
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,207
-via the Homebuilders sub-index.
-Is this all you've done?
355
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,001
I didn't know that you were
expecting it finished by--
356
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,753
I expect you to have
expectations of yourself.
357
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,245
Yeah. Sorry.
Daria needed me to prep
358
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,963
some decks for her Allerton
meeting tomorrow,
359
00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:01,131
and it just sort of took over.
(CHUCKLING)
360
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,828
She wanted me to sit
in that meeting with her,
361
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,787
so I thought that that was
a great opportunity for--
362
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,955
Okay, here--
here's how it's gonna go.
363
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,825
You're gonna pitch me this again
in the morning meeting.
364
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,287
And it's gonna be the version
I asked for.
365
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,495
In front of the entire team?
366
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,463
In front of the entire team.
367
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,038
Be like a priest at the pulpit.
368
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,125
Clarity...
369
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:27,995
and conviction.
370
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,543
Is that, like, a punishment?
371
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,745
Or an opportunity.
It's up to you.
372
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,915
Don't-- don't make me feel like
I'm not special, Harpsicord.
373
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,455
I'm starting to feel that way.
374
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:46,081
♪ ("FLAWS AND ALL"
BY EBENEZER PLAYING) ♪
375
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,285
(PHONE BUZZES)
376
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,923
♪ I wanna say I do
But I don't ♪
377
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,580
♪ I wanna say I will
But I know I won't ♪
378
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,917
♪ (SONG CONTINUES
ON SPEAKERS) ♪
379
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,920
(THEO AND GUS LAUGHING)
380
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,040
♪ Loving you ain't easy but
I still do it regardless... ♪
381
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:13,575
You know that Ben James
runs club nights now?
382
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,127
What else do you do with a 2:2
in Modern Languages?
383
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:20,378
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well, it looks...
aggressively homosexual.
384
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,580
It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it?
385
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,207
GUS: Uh, I didn't get an invite.
386
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,247
Not on a school night, mate.
387
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,253
Um, I should go.
I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
388
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,133
♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪
389
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,328
See you, Rob.
390
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,206
♪ Yeah, you still the one... ♪
391
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,631
ROBERT:
Why is he always so miserable
392
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,379
-after you've made him come?
-(SCOFFS)
393
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,415
ROBERT: Listen, mate,
394
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,670
are you sure that
you know what you're doing?
395
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,880
Because I can see it,
and I'm not sure that you can.
396
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,036
GUS:
Are you only reading that now?
397
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,083
♪ But you played games... ♪
398
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,036
I'm already in a dialogue
with Usman.
399
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,575
I'm working on a pitch
with Theo.
400
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,997
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
You said it yourself ♪
401
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,133
(SCOFFS)
402
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,878
♪ You said it yourself ♪
403
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:11,829
♪ I wanna say I do
But I don't ♪
404
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,287
♪ I wanna say I will
But I know I won't ♪
405
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:18,875
♪ Loving you ain't easy
But I still do it regardless ♪
406
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,707
(PHONE BUZZES)
407
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,462
♪ But I still do it regardless ♪
408
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,502
♪ Wanna say I can
But I can't ♪
409
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:29,003
♪ I really wanna give us
A second chance ♪
410
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,883
♪ 'Cause loving you ain't easy
But I still do it regardless ♪
411
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,379
♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪
412
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,708
SEB OLDROYD: I hope I can keep
this down after today.
413
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:37,832
YASMIN: You'd better.
414
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,957
So, um,
we're launching sub-sites
415
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:42,291
for Brown, Princeton,
and Harvard.
416
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,535
-HARPER: Hi! So sorry I'm late.
-Oh, wow. Hey!
417
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,665
-HARPER: Hi.
-SEB: Hey.
418
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:46,790
YASMIN: Finally.
419
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,785
And, uh, we're setting up
an office in New York.
420
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,575
-HARPER: I'm so sorry.
-YASMIN: It's fine.
421
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,167
I've told him I'm not built for
a long-distance relationship.
422
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,920
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-So...
423
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,628
-GREG: Hey.
-Hey.
424
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,538
Don't worry,
I'm only here to be fed.
425
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,535
(LAUGHS) No. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
426
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,165
GREG: So, how do you
actually make money?
427
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,080
I know that's
a naff thing to say,
428
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,376
but the idea of people
429
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,208
actually making money doing
something they love
430
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,331
-fills me with pain, so...
-(HARPER LAUGHS)
431
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,377
Just traditional revenue
streams, really.
432
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,038
Um, things like
targeted advertising.
433
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,245
-GREG: Cool.
-Stuff like that.
434
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,543
Okay, so I have a problem
with these algorithms.
435
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,285
-I'll be watching Trump, right?
-(YASMIN GROANS)
436
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,575
And then I'm pushed towards some
437
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:30,037
red pill "menimism" where before
I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m.
438
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,205
and I've been watching
seven hours of...
439
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,381
what can only be described
as anti-Semitic propaganda.
440
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,918
Okay, well, you are clicking it,
441
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,920
so that is what the internet
thinks that you are.
442
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,330
-True, I had a great time.
I loved it.
-That's how that works.
443
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:44,457
-Speaking of which, whoopee-do!
-Oh.
444
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:50,628
Oh, my God. Is this really
called "Black Nikka"?
445
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,419
-(LAUGHS)
-YASMIN: Wha--
446
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,040
GREG: I never really
thought about that.
447
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,955
It's-- it's two Ks, not two Gs.
448
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,751
-You swing and a miss, buddy.
-(PHONE BUZZES)
449
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,674
Now I feel like
the ethno-nonce.
450
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah, you should. You should.
451
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,247
SEB: So, what was
holding you up, anyway?
452
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,923
No. No. We're not talking
about work. (LAUGHS)
453
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,250
GREG: So how do I actually
eat this? I don't want to offend
454
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,833
any more cultures
than I already have.
455
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,207
-Bang it all in the one bowl.
-(LAUGHS) Okay.
456
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,251
What's that?
457
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,633
It's just Rob being an asshole.
(CHUCKLES)
458
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,919
GREG: So, Eric's sucked you
into his vortex?
459
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,831
No, he just, um...
460
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,210
Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea
in the meeting tomorrow.
461
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,211
-Whoa!
-Cool.
462
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,251
HARPER: Thank you.
463
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,333
GREG: Wonder what Daria thinks
about that.
464
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,538
That's amazing.
465
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,785
That CPS lets your pitch
at your level.
466
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,415
Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
467
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,960
Eech!
468
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:45,291
So, you know how all those
houses in London sit empty?
469
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,285
-(LAUGHS)
-I went as a kid, and...
470
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,575
Am I being paranoid,
471
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:53,787
or did Harper's trade idea
sound like a veiled swipe
472
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,535
at my parents'
financial situation?
473
00:21:56,625 --> 00:22:00,325
"Non-dom tax exiles
buying up properties," I mean.
474
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:01,577
SEB: I dunno, you know.
475
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,247
I checked out
when Greg started talking about
476
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:07,543
-taking equity out of his flat.
-(CHUCKLES)
477
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,165
Why is that guy hanging out
with us?
478
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,580
There is no way,
no way, she likes him.
479
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,827
-She does.
-Really?
480
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,877
Have you asked her?
481
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,499
'Cause he just followed me
to the toilet
482
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,833
and offered me acid.
483
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,327
-What?
-SEB: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
484
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:21,577
YASMIN: It's a Tuesday.
485
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:25,037
(HARPER AND GREG
CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
486
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,745
I cannot believe Eric lets her
speak in their meetings.
487
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:31,174
Right, you invited her
to live here,
488
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,250
so you can't start doing that.
489
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,883
All I'm saying is we should
probably make her feel...
490
00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:38,419
comfortable
'cause this is obviously
491
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,790
a bit of a culture shock.
492
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,575
All I am doing
is making her feel comfortable!
493
00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:46,627
(CHUCKLES) Yes, you are.
Of course you are.
494
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,669
No one else could do what I do.
I'm a fucking magician.
495
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,330
-(CHUCKLES)
-I am.
496
00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:53,537
SEB: I know you are.
497
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,375
GREG: The guy, uh,
went on to be a grant-giver
498
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,958
to a lot of, uh,
British public schools.
499
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,461
So that doesn't surprise me...
500
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,832
-(YASMIN MOANS SOFTLY)
-(SEB GRUNTS)
501
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,670
(HARPER AND GREG
CONTINUE CHATTING)
502
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,419
(EXHALES) Fuck.
503
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,325
(MOANS)
504
00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:26,327
Are you gonna dry dishes
with that hand?
505
00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,377
(GROANS)
506
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,962
Shit, I'm sorry.
507
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:34,331
Sorry.
508
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,581
HARPER: And this is my room.
509
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,957
-The small one. (CHUCKLES)
-GREG: Nice!
510
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:45,535
-Is that... Yasmin? (LAUGHS)
-Oh, I have no idea.
511
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:54,379
This is gonna sound really weird
and a little bit cruel, but...
512
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:58,708
I feel like I'm really only
doing this to placate Yasmin.
513
00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:01,002
Yes. (CHUCKLES)
514
00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:03,129
Totally.
515
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,918
But I thought you wanted me
to come.
516
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,420
No, yeah. I did, I did.
I just, um...
517
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,500
Yeah.
518
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,248
It's messy.
519
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,383
Same desk.
520
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,378
-I'm old as fuck.
-(LAUGHS)
521
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,382
Yeah, the truth is that, um...
522
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,581
I have nothing better to do.
523
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,875
Is that really unattractive?
Does that make me
524
00:24:28,959 --> 00:24:32,079
-really unattractive?
-No, you are attractive, Greg.
525
00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:35,167
(GREG CHUCKLES)
526
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,923
I really should
be working on that...
527
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,880
-pitch, anyway, so...
-Yeah.
528
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:45,039
♪ (QUIET ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
529
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:58,923
Yeah.
Uh-huh, thank her for dinner.
530
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,875
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
531
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:11,083
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
532
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,460
Okay. Before we go,
is there anything else?
533
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Let's wrap it up.
534
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:28,713
I've actually worked on
a special product
535
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,922
that we could be making
some noise with today.
536
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,043
THEO: Do we have time
for a grad pitch?
537
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,455
ERIC: Go ahead.
538
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:40,377
So, I'm pitching a hedge
on the housing market.
539
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:44,578
Uh, okay, any analogy
with the mid-noughties cycle,
540
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,997
subprime, it wouldn't work.
541
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,133
Less overbuilding,
542
00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,958
less borrowing against
existing home values...
543
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,041
Well, don't you think the...
544
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,785
Homebuilder stocks
are looking a little toppy?
545
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,165
That's not our house view.
546
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,710
HARPER:
The house view's consensual.
547
00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,962
Counter-consensus
is where we live.
548
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,248
Keep talking.
549
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,133
Initially, I was thinking
some puts on the S&P,
550
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,708
maybe linked to a call on gold.
551
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,672
But maybe something
more housing specific.
552
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,880
With the labor market
going gangbusters like it is?
553
00:26:10,959 --> 00:26:12,209
It really doesn't make sense.
554
00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:13,791
Let her-- let her finish.
555
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:17,667
So...
556
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,253
The product I have
the traders looking at
557
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,333
includes a put option
on the Homebuilders index
558
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,577
and a call option on gold.
559
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,707
And a sweet kicker,
560
00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:31,172
credit default swaps on
the Homebuilders, too.
561
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:32,922
It's the ultimate hedge
562
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,420
in a tidy suite
for client convenience
563
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,830
at margins big enough
to pay us while they own it.
564
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:43,325
The spreads are gonna be wide
enough to drive a bus through.
565
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:45,167
That's our bread and butter.
566
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,325
We get paid,
no matter what plays out.
567
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:55,455
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
568
00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:58,132
I want you putting that
in front of Allerton.
569
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,418
You're seeing Aubrey today,
aren't you?
570
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,630
Um...
571
00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:05,039
Aubrey's been inactive
for too long.
572
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,460
Daria's-- She's got her--
573
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,422
She's got her own way of doing
things, but it's time wasted.
574
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,420
I don't want to step
on her toes.
575
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:17,460
Her toes are the last thing
you'll be thinking about on RIF.
576
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,462
Just tell me
what the appetite's like.
577
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,502
I'll think about putting it
in front of my guys.
578
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:22,673
Okay.
579
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,541
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
580
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:38,288
-I'll get the next one.
-YASMIN: What's this?
581
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,415
That's a new fund out of Brevan.
Just more noise.
582
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,580
JACKIE: ...disgusting pastries.
And by "disgusting,"
I mean they're great.
583
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,333
Swaps, futures, ETFs...
584
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,327
So, I know that we said we were
scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea,
585
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:54,377
but I was talking to Harper
from Cross Product,
586
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,578
and she was telling me
that she has this pitch
587
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:58,327
she's putting together
on the housing market--
588
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:01,497
Eric has his way of doing
things, we have ours, okay?
589
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,003
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
590
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:07,133
Okay. I just really think
that with a minor spin
591
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,668
this could be
interesting for us.
592
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,000
Harper said last night
593
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,833
that Daria's putting her into
a meeting with Aubrey Lewis
594
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:14,457
-from Allerton this afternoon--
-Aubrey's in the building today?
595
00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:15,884
Yeah.
596
00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:20,462
What the fu-- Come with me.
597
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,583
Daria.
598
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,207
My grad tells me you have
a meeting with
599
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,461
-Aubrey Lewis this afternoon?
-DARIA: Yeah, that's right.
600
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,962
Allerton is dual-coverage.
Someone should have told me.
601
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,963
Sorry, can you remind me
who you are?
602
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:38,251
(CHUCKLES) I'm joking, Kenny.
603
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,213
We're not discussing
FX business.
604
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,211
All right, w-- well,
I still think we should be
605
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,921
-a bit more coordinated.
-Aubrey does most
606
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,460
of his business
through this desk.
607
00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:50,042
Okay, fine, but Yas--
Yasmin has formulated
608
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,785
an interesting play
on the housing market,
609
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,415
and I would like her in there
to gauge the temperature.
610
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,210
DARIA: (SCOFFS) I don't want
grads pitching in my meeting.
611
00:28:57,291 --> 00:29:00,251
Not pitching. No.
Just observing.
612
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,375
(SIGHS) Okay. Sure, fine.
613
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,331
Meeting's at 3:00.
614
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,380
Much appreciated.
615
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,670
You sit in. You keep quiet.
616
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,670
Note down every single thing
that's said.
617
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,750
I don't fuckin' believe
that woman.
618
00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:20,714
He's meant to be an FX account.
CPS have fucking poached him.
619
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:24,332
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
620
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:26,247
-(AUBREY LEWIS CHUCKLES)
-Does-- does your wife
621
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,333
not get irritated
when you don't come to bed?
622
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:31,127
Yeah, but she gets me back
by keeping me up all night.
623
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,458
-Sleep apnea.
-Have you tried hot yoga?
624
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:36,042
Is that the same as Bikram?
Strikes me as unhygienic.
625
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,455
Yes, they had to change the name
626
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:39,292
because of
his sexual misconduct.
627
00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:41,285
Ah, well, you've gotta be
careful whenever there's
628
00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,245
a room of people
really listening to a man.
629
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,043
It all leads back
to the same thing. (CHUCKLES)
630
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:49,625
So, I've had some thoughts
about how you're positioned.
631
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:52,079
You know me, Daria.
Wouldn't know the sky was blue
632
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,036
if you didn't bring me
a color chart.
633
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,245
Do you have any tail-risk
hedges on?
634
00:29:59,417 --> 00:30:00,627
I would advise against.
635
00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:02,209
It's not
the Pierpoint house view.
636
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:04,291
Isn't there merit
in at least exploring
637
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,785
some kind of insurance?
638
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,165
Sometimes, yes,
639
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,080
-but all things being--
-I've been working on a hedge
640
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,996
-on the housing market that I--
-(CLEARS THROAT)
641
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,415
Yes?
642
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,710
YASMIN: Nothing, nothing, sorry.
643
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:19,132
I just thought Daria would
prefer to lead on this one.
644
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,248
(CHUCKLING)
645
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:22,213
Okay. But this is a CPS meeting,
646
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,081
and you're here
to observe, so...
647
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:26,536
Ladies, you know I'm all ears
for new ideas,
648
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,375
but let's not discuss them
on Aubrey's time.
649
00:30:29,792 --> 00:30:31,922
Okay?
650
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,170
So, as I was saying, I've been
talking to some of the analysts,
651
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,500
and I think we should discuss
652
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,503
the dollar-sterling
cable opportunity.
653
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,883
I mean, we expect the dollar
to rally against the pound.
654
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:43,329
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
655
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,877
MAN: Look,
I'm getting frustrated, Chase...
656
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,287
Grand slam?
657
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,245
Yeah, I think it went well.
658
00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:58,787
Well, did--
did he buy it or not?
659
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,575
I didn't-- There wasn't really
enough time to get into--
660
00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:04,537
ERIC: Not enough time?
You were in there forty minutes.
661
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:08,285
So-- So why am I sending you
into meetings?
662
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:11,285
Respectfully, Eric,
I brought her into the meeting.
663
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:16,165
Aubrey's been my client
for three years.
664
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,460
I know his needs.
665
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:22,455
With what he pays, his needs
are subordinate to mine.
666
00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:26,172
Again, respectfully,
I have to disagree.
667
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:30,080
Harper had the balls to work on
something that was cogent
668
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:33,876
and commercial enough to be put
in front of clients.
669
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,749
We reward her.
That's the system.
670
00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:39,334
And if you'd asked me about it,
I could've provided you
671
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,577
with a list
of more suitable clients.
672
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,247
I'd appreciate
not being ambushed.
673
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,793
Jesus Christ,
you want to make MD early,
674
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,075
and I still have to hold
your fucking hand?
675
00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,416
No, that's not what I said.
676
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,670
I'm just saying a level of
respect in the workplace isn't--
677
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,330
ERIC: And what the fuck
were you doing,
678
00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:55,327
taking FX in there with you?
679
00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:00,075
She's a grad, Eric.
It was-- It was a favor.
680
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,786
Can you tell me the yield
you get out of that account
681
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:05,285
versus the hours you put in?
682
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,495
'Cause this isn't
a fucking social club.
683
00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:10,213
If you're gonna
spend time stroking
684
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:14,291
these clueless fucking chinless
country club fucking Henrys,
685
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:18,495
I want to see it in dollars.
It's fucking pathetic otherwise.
686
00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:19,964
Okay.
687
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,503
What's our number?
688
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:31,455
(OFFICE CHATTER QUIETS)
689
00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:36,382
What is our desk's budget
for the year?
690
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,875
How does nobody know
that fucking number?
691
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:48,958
I go to bed with that number!
692
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,711
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-(REPORTER SPEAKING ON TV)
693
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,423
We owe our clients nothing.
694
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,500
We have no
fiduciary responsibility.
695
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:05,293
We're advisors,
we are facilitators,
696
00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,625
first and foremost.
697
00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:10,249
You can't
fucking facilitate nothing.
698
00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:15,714
Daria should fucking know that.
699
00:33:25,792 --> 00:33:27,422
(CHATTER RESUMES)
700
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,880
Sit at your desk and call
Allerton every twenty minutes
701
00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,329
till Aubrey's back
at the office.
702
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:36,457
Do not leave the floor
until he's heard you out.
703
00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:38,672
And if he doesn't want us
to write his business,
704
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,130
any fucking business,
705
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:43,748
I want him pulled off
every distribution list he's on.
706
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,000
RISHI: Because I hate to brag,
but I've come in again.
707
00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:52,003
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
708
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,633
CLEMENT COWAN:
You know what I say, Kaspar.
709
00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:54,879
One meeting with management...
710
00:33:54,959 --> 00:33:56,709
Is worth a thousand
research reports.
711
00:33:56,792 --> 00:33:58,792
-(LAUGHS)
-It's good to know
I'm valued, then.
712
00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:01,205
Nobody's gonna tell you
they love you, Theo.
713
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,381
(LAUGHTER)
714
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,578
It's not like people pay
for research.
715
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,247
No, that's exactly
what we pay for.
716
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:10,998
-WAITER: Wine, sir?
-Not for me, thank you.
717
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,325
Are you sure we can't tempt you?
718
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:14,964
I don't drink.
719
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,745
Hi, this is Harper Stern
from Pierpoint again--
720
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:22,334
RECEPTIONIST: Hello again.
Is it Aubrey you're after?
721
00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:24,419
Is he back?
722
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:27,130
-RECEPTIONIST: Um,
just now, but he might be--
-I'll hold. I'll hold.
723
00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,328
ERIC: Hey, Dar.
724
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,745
We're having the den redone.
725
00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:34,134
Can you-- Can you lend that
world-class eye again?
726
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,580
Yeah, let me see.
727
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:39,287
ERIC: Well, we agreed on green.
728
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:42,075
AUBREY: (ON PHONE)
Hello? Harper, Hello?
729
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,536
Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper
from Pierpoint.
730
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,035
AUBREY:
Yeah, what can I do for you?
731
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,245
-ERIC: It's two greens...
-Eric asked me to call you.
732
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,043
I have an interesting counter
to your current exposure.
733
00:34:52,959 --> 00:34:55,249
The analysts think that equities
will continue to rally,
734
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:57,633
but I think that there is
some risk in that view.
735
00:34:57,709 --> 00:34:59,249
I think that
housing is rolling over.
736
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,963
AUBREY:
So, what are you offering me?
737
00:35:01,041 --> 00:35:03,081
It's a combination of puts,
calls, and CDS
738
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,376
packaged in
an elegant, cheap suite.
739
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,328
AUBREY: No, I don't trade CDS.
740
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,463
Why?
741
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,792
AUBREY: I don't trade products
I don't understand.
742
00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,745
Well, these are packaged
in a digestible way.
743
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:17,134
You don't need to understand
the product, just the payout.
744
00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:19,628
AUBREY: No, incorrect.
From tulip bulbs to CDOs,
745
00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:21,329
newness has always been
a dangerous sign.
746
00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,127
I'm not one of those
market participants
747
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,958
who trades in the dark.
748
00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,921
Trust me.
These products aren't new.
749
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,960
AUBREY: Unfortunately,
I only trust myself,
750
00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:32,671
but I almost trust Daria,
after three full years.
751
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,000
Is there anything else?
752
00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:36,168
Harper?
753
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,630
Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you
on the phone,
754
00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,129
do you wanna do that cable idea
755
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,628
that Daria was talking about
at the meet?
756
00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,749
AUBREY: Sure. That's
transparent enough for me.
757
00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:46,084
Make me a price
in fifty dollars?
758
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:47,955
Twenty/thirty?
759
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,961
AUBREY: Thirty. Fifty dollars.
760
00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:52,291
Okay, so just to confirm,
you're 50 at 30.
761
00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:54,745
AUBREY: Yeah, I'm in a bit of
a hurry, but that sounds great.
762
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:55,964
Thanks for your time.
763
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:57,081
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
764
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,708
Sounded like something.
765
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,422
Yeah, he's gonna think about it,
but I managed to get him to
766
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,420
trade some FX now. Fifty cable.
767
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,464
Did-- Did he sell?
768
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,132
No, he bought it.
769
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:11,828
With sterling where it is?
770
00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:12,917
Yes.
771
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:14,917
Thank you.
772
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,134
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
773
00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,463
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
774
00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:34,212
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-YASMIN: Hi.
775
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,918
-Long day.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.
776
00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,292
Doors closing.
777
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:55,460
Lift going down.
778
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,040
Just an FYI, ladies.
779
00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,495
It's cute
that you're living together,
780
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,463
but keep it professional
at work.
781
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,165
Understood.
782
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,920
Really sorry.
It won't happen again.
783
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,500
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
784
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,788
I mean, since Google went public
in '04,
785
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:23,745
earnings are up a hundredfold,
the price is up tenfold.
786
00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:27,174
Yeah, see, that's real
underlying business change.
787
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,500
You two must have been
at school together.
788
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:34,334
Uh, yeah, I was, uh,
two years above.
789
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,130
Same house.
790
00:37:39,542 --> 00:37:41,002
Was he your fag?
791
00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,628
THEO: Um...
792
00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:46,749
I think that was abolished
in the '90s.
793
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,964
Well, the Old Etonians'
capacity for debate
794
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:52,461
-continues to ruin the country.
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
795
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:58,080
Oh, shit. I've done it again.
How about a change of scenery?
796
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:01,376
-I feel sufficiently lubricated.
-Good.
797
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,380
Fine to settle?
798
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,788
Annabel's is calling.
799
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:08,875
KASPAR ZENDEN: Let's go and pay
some women to talk to us.
800
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,041
♪ ("WITCH DOCTOR"
BY CRAZY P PLAYING) ♪
801
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
USMAN ABBOUD:
Malbec. Good choice.
802
00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:26,253
My job's easier if Kaspar thinks
I'm conservative.
803
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:29,463
Shall we have one in Nobu?
It's only around the corner.
804
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:31,502
Excuse me, guys.
805
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,923
-Usman, very good to meet you.
-And you.
806
00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:41,825
You know, Kaspar always said
my, uh, best business instinct
807
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,537
is my curiosity.
808
00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:46,712
Have you ever been
to Sweat Prom?
809
00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:51,083
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES
OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
810
00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:05,503
Our mission tonight
is to get Gus pregnant.
811
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:08,173
-Where do they go to fuck?
-What?
812
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:10,500
You know,
when they want to go fuck?
813
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,543
Ah, he wants to know
where the dark room is.
814
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,753
Why you asking me?
815
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:18,424
Well, don't they build
all these places to standard?
816
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,331
Oi, Ben!
817
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,127
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
818
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,210
You all right, Rogers?
819
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:29,381
You well?
This is all right, innit?
820
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:33,128
♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED"
BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING
THROUGH SPEAKERS) ♪
821
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,330
(PHONE BUZZES)
822
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,790
♪ I wish that I
Could see you now ♪
823
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:56,415
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
824
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,210
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
825
00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,881
♪ Later on, later on ♪
826
00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:04,379
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
827
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,958
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
828
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,131
♪ Everything ♪
829
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,708
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
830
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:16,792
Harper?
831
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,325
-Hey, yeah.
-Hey. Will.
832
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,207
-Will, hi.
-If you hadn't guessed.
833
00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:22,541
-(LAUGHS)
-How's it going?
834
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,575
-Jesus, sorry.
-Whoa, good start.
835
00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,667
-Sorry.
-It's okay. (LAUGHS)
836
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:31,880
WILL HUNT: I was hawking
university application packages.
837
00:40:31,959 --> 00:40:34,539
It's kind of like
a "getting into uni" consultant.
838
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:38,035
Everyone I worked with,
every single one of them, moron.
839
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,075
So, I'd have this call list,
Notting Hill, Kensington,
840
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,416
Chelsea numbers,
that sort of thing,
841
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,580
And as soon as somebody
picked up, you'd be like,
842
00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:47,287
"Have you started thinking about
university preparation yet?"
843
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:49,125
Get the fear in them early,
you know.
844
00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:50,668
How old are the kids?
845
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,710
Like 13, 14?
846
00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:56,292
No fucking way. What do you talk
to a 14-year-old about?
847
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,625
-Pussy, mostly. Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
848
00:40:58,709 --> 00:41:00,919
The boys are always telling me
what they wank to.
849
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,500
It is weird. It is weird.
But I just nod along.
850
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,083
"Oh, okay, mate, sure."
851
00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:06,286
HARPER: Kylie or Kendall?
852
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:07,785
WOMAN:
Yeah, the dickhead didn't show.
853
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,205
WILL: Um... Uh...
854
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:11,381
Do you know her?
855
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,460
Why would I know her?
856
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,382
You just strike me
as the kind of guy
857
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,288
who would arrange
a multiple-choice date.
858
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,205
That would be sociopathic.
(CHUCKLES)
859
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,883
William Hunt.
860
00:41:22,959 --> 00:41:25,709
-Mmm.
-"Will hunt."
861
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:29,174
Is that, like,
a name or an M.O.?
862
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:32,750
Mmm. This dog will hunt.
863
00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:35,714
-That's literally horrible.
-I felt bad saying it.
864
00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:37,252
(HARPER LAUGHS)
865
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,673
What do you think the record is
866
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,130
for the least amount of words
spoken at one of these before...
867
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,665
Before what?
868
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,380
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
869
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:49,128
-I haven't showered.
-HARPER: I don't want you to.
870
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,750
WILL: Okay.
871
00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:58,537
(PANTS, MOANS)
872
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:02,083
(MOANING CONTINUES)
873
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:05,670
(SIGHS)
874
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:08,830
-(MOANS) Do you have a condom?
-Yeah.
875
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,037
Okay, get it.
876
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:20,000
Ah, an uncut dick.
877
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,293
(CHUCKLES)
878
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,575
I feel like I'm
in a Richard Curtis movie.
879
00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,456
(WILL EXHALES)
880
00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,291
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
881
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:39,165
(GIGGLES)
882
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,999
(PANTING) Yes--
883
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:46,285
(GASPS)
884
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:50,500
(MOANING)
885
00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:53,632
(MOANING CONTINUES)
886
00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:04,500
-(WILL BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(HARPER MOANING)
887
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,043
(MOANING CONTINUES)
888
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,667
(CLEARS THROAT)
889
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,080
♪ ("FEARING LOVE"
BY SERGE DEVANT PLAYING) ♪
890
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,876
♪ I always think of you, baby ♪
891
00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,577
♪ You, baby ♪
892
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,247
♪ And when the fire's
Burning out ♪
893
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:22,043
♪ It's always
Back in you, honey ♪
894
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:24,915
♪ You, honey ♪
895
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,580
♪ You got me going
Round and round ♪
896
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:30,167
♪ To get away from you, baby ♪
897
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,745
♪ You, baby ♪
898
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:34,794
♪ And when the stars
Are coming out... ♪
899
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,745
ROBERT: (LAUGHS) Whoo! Yeah!
900
00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:40,134
♪ You, honey ♪
901
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:42,248
(CHEERING)
902
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,878
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
903
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,326
Whoo!
904
00:43:54,959 --> 00:43:57,379
I have to go.
You gonna be okay?
905
00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:01,332
Get him anything he wants.
906
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:04,247
As long as he's alive
in the morning, we're good.
907
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:05,920
Mwah.
908
00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:07,922
(LAUGHS)
909
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,382
Mate!
910
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:11,328
GUS: Clapham.
Can you go to Clapham?
911
00:44:11,417 --> 00:44:14,127
Mate, don't go to Clapham.
912
00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:16,288
All right?
Never go to fucking Clapham.
913
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,955
Let's just go home.
914
00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:21,171
GUS: Go and secure the client.
That's what Clement would want.
915
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,540
Can you take us
to Finsbury Park?
916
00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:24,205
-DRIVER: Yeah, jump in.
-Stay.
917
00:44:25,709 --> 00:44:27,329
Clapham, please, mate.
918
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:28,577
DRIVER: No worries.
919
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:38,707
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
920
00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:49,246
(LOCK RATTLES)
921
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:53,003
(SIGHS, WHISPERS) What the fuck?
Dude, look.
922
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:56,923
You cannot just show up here.
Okay? Alice is here.
923
00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,170
Is she asleep?
924
00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,380
-Come on, let me in.
-Just go home.
We'll talk about it tomorrow--
925
00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:02,878
GUS: We're friends.
Just let me in.
926
00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:06,289
-Fucking stop pushing me.
-GUS: What you doing?
927
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,075
THEO: Mate. Shut up! Shh.
928
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,036
(BOTH WHISPERING)
929
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:14,535
-Ooh! (LAUGHS LOUDLY)
-Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
930
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,785
(WHISPERING)
Shut the fuck up.
931
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:20,040
Stop. Okay, stop.
932
00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:22,625
(BOTH PANTING)
933
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:40,082
(UNZIPS FLY)
934
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:56,920
(MOANS)
935
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,460
(GUS SIGHS)
936
00:45:59,709 --> 00:46:02,829
(THEO MOANING, PANTING)
937
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,330
(LAUGHS)
938
00:46:06,417 --> 00:46:08,127
(WHISPERING) Shut the fuck up.
939
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,460
You'll wake her.
940
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,500
(MOANS)
941
00:46:25,959 --> 00:46:27,879
(PANTING)
942
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,125
(MOANS)
943
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:36,078
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
944
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:38,076
HARPER: So do you seriously
always chew gum
945
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:39,286
while you're having sex?
946
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,245
-WILL: Yeah, I mean...
-HARPER: I didn't even notice.
947
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:44,083
-I just, um,
I've always got gum...
-Do you want this?
948
00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:46,496
-Yeah, I do. I really do.
-Don't tell anyone. (LAUGHS)
949
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:49,423
-Prefer it to staging a robbery.
-(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.
950
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,460
YASMIN: Hey.
951
00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:53,542
-Oh. Sorry, I, um--
-(CHUCKLES)
952
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:54,995
I thought you went to bed.
953
00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:57,213
Oh, yeah, no,
I'm just trying to unwind.
954
00:46:57,291 --> 00:47:00,171
This is Will.
But he's just leaving, so...
955
00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:02,577
Really, uh, wicked place.
956
00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:04,247
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
957
00:47:05,542 --> 00:47:07,462
-D'you... Go ahead.
-Yeah, sure.
958
00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:10,129
(DOOR OPENS)
959
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:15,535
Uh, so, thanks for that
and that.
960
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,625
HARPER: Right, yeah, of course.
See you about. Yeah.
961
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:19,079
-Bye.
-Bye.
962
00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,077
(DOOR CLOSES)
963
00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:24,957
(SIGHS)
964
00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:30,247
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
965
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:35,165
Is that a performance bonus?
966
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,000
Oh, I think it was an attempt
at chivalry.
967
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,253
(CLICKS TONGUE)
968
00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:43,917
-You want some?
-Okay. (LAUGHS)
969
00:47:46,917 --> 00:47:49,787
I genuinely thought that was Seb
for a second.
970
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:51,748
That's why I chose him.
971
00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,632
Listen.
972
00:48:00,917 --> 00:48:03,957
I think if you want to pay rent,
then you should pay rent.
973
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,290
I think
that's a really good idea.
974
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:12,923
YASMIN: Is 3K fair?
It is Notting Hill, so...
975
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,997
HARPER:
We can figure something out.
976
00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:19,667
(YASMIN CHUCKLES)
977
00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:22,500
♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED"
BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪
978
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,166
♪ I wish that I
Could see you now ♪
979
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,710
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
980
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:36,462
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
981
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,082
♪ Later on, later on ♪
982
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,626
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
983
00:48:41,709 --> 00:48:44,329
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
984
00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:46,957
♪ Everything that you need ♪
985
00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:49,671
♪ You're the captain
Build away ♪
986
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,875
♪ Don't hold me ♪
987
00:48:55,959 --> 00:49:00,459
♪ Some things
You want from me ♪
988
00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:06,502
♪ I can't, I can't
Be everything ♪
989
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:11,333
♪ Some things
You want from me ♪
990
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:16,707
♪ I can't, I can't
Be everything ♪
991
00:49:16,792 --> 00:49:21,632
♪ I, I won't
Fulfill your every need ♪
992
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,999
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
993
00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:37,787
What's it really like, being
a woman in this environment?
994
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,535
Not so much as being a man.
(CHUCKLES)
995
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,078
And there's always banter.
996
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,576
Banter?
Sounds like a euphemism.
997
00:49:49,834 --> 00:49:51,134
Well, you have to have
a sense of humor.
998
00:49:51,834 --> 00:49:55,964
This is clearly a brain-fry, um,
I must've mis-booked it.
999
00:49:57,291 --> 00:49:59,081
YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
You come here because it's one
1000
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:01,376
of the fewer places where
nobody cares where you're from.
1001
00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:03,172
ROBERT SPEARING: You risk your
job if you don't come clean.
1002
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,960
No, no. I'm not allowed
to make any mistakes.
1003
00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:07,995
ERIC TAO: So you lied to me?
1004
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,628
HARPER STERN:
Well, is it illegal?
1005
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:10,920
(FIRE ALARM BLARES)
1006
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:13,003
There are many
potential role models here.
1007
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,173
You can be one of them.
1008
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,080
(INHALES, CLEARS THROAT)
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