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# Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians
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# Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
Woeful wars, ferocious fights
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# Dingy Castles, daring Knights
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# Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
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# Vicious Vikings, cruel crime
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# Punishments from ancient times
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# Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
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# Cavemen, savage,
fearsome, toothless
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# Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
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# Mean and measly Middle Ages
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# Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
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# Stuff they don't
teach you at school
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# The past is no longer a mystery
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# Welcome to...Horrible Histories. #
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Horrible Histories presents...
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Hey! Yes, it's me, Guy Fawkes.
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You know, Bonfire Night.
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You have Bonfire Night thanks to me.
You're welcome.
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Although if I'm honest, the whole
country celebrating the fact
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I got captured and my plans ruined,
it's a little hurtful,
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especially as I'm currently
locked in the Tower Of London.
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How did I get here?
I'll tell you the story,
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and it actually all begins
70 years before I got caught.
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Henry VIII decided he wanted to
divorce his wife Catherine
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and marry Anne Boleyn,
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which the Catholic Church,
run by the Pope, wouldn't allow.
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I'll let him tell you all about it.
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This track is an absolute banger.
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# The Pope is a guy
God thinks is fine
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# He's also a real good friend
of mine
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# Defender of the faith he calls me
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# Cos I'm such a great Catholic -
see?
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# Then I got bored of Catherine
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# And I wanted to marry Anne
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# Then the Pope said
cos I'm Catholic
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# I gotta be a one-woman man
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# So no, I don't want no pope
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# The Pope is a guy that
can't get no love from me
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# Gonna split from the Catholics
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# Now the head of the English Church
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# Is me. #
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I can die happy, pass the Church on
to my Protestant son.
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Give 'em hell, Edward!
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HE COUGHS
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HE GROANS
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Awkward.
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Mary time.
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# Then brother Eddie perished
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# And now the country's mine
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# And cos I was brought up Catholic
I'll change it back one more time
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# Cos oh, how I love the Pope
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# The Pope is the guy
who reps my God for me
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# And if you don't agree
that's totally fine
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# I'll just burn you for heresy. #
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Lizzie in the house, yes...
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# Now Mary died, the country's mine
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# How will we pray, I must decide
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# Born Protestant
Raised with Catholics
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# I really can see both sides
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# Sure, if I trash the Catholics
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# Then the whole Church is mine
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# And if they don't obey me
I'll charge them a hefty fine
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# So no, I don't want no pope
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# The English Church
should all be about me
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# Head of Church and state
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# That sounds great
Call it Act Of Supremacy
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# I don't want no pope
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# No, sorry
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# But what will happen
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# After me? #
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Well, I'll tell you what happened.
Get out!
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Elizabeth didn't have any heirs,
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so they put this guy on the throne -
King James VI of Scotland.
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Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be
the English King.
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Not only is his dancing irritating,
but he's a Protestant,
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which is doubly annoying.
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But that didn't mean us Catholics
weren't close by him...
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..I mean VERY close.
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Really hard to tell you this, bro.
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The people of Greenwich are talking.
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This isn't about me
weeing on the horse again?
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Oh, yeah, that. But also,
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like, maybe your wifey Anne
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has totally secretly converted to...
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..Catholicism.
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You're wrong.
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You're all wrong.
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Bro!
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Ugh...
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Hi, babes.
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You OK?
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Hey. Um...
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..look, first off, this is
super awkward for me.
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OK? Like, I'm not
a confrontationalist person.
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I know. Love how chill we are,
babes. Yeah, but...
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..this rumour about you being a...
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..secret Catholic,
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that's making me kind of un-chill.
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Oh, babes...
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Uh... Are those prayer beads?
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Is that a Catholic rosary? James,
you're so controlling and suspicious.
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It's just, like, a random gift
from a good friend.
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And is that friend a Catholic?
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Um, maybe, but...
Anne! How could you?
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How could YOU wee on a horse?
I did not wee on a horse!
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I weed OFF a horse.
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I just so happened to be sitting
ON a horse when I did the wee.
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It's completely different!
It's embarrassing.
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You're a Catholic, love.
I'm this close to ordering
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all Catholic priests to leave
the country.
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GASPING: No, James! Please, don't!
That would be totes tragic.
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You pushed me to it.
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Even though I hardly even know
any Catholic priests or anything,
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it's chill. Anne, babes, blessings.
Oh... Mwah, mwah.
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Old Popey just wanted to know if
you got that rosary he sent you,
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now you're such a massive papist?
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Wait, wait, wait...
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Those rosary beads
are from the POPE?
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Um...maybe.
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A bit.
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Right! That's it.
All Catholic priests banned.
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Get out of my country, mate!
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I would ask to borrow a horse,
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but I presume your saddle's
still drying out?
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SHE LAUGHS
Get out!
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So, what with rumours of Anne
secretly practising Catholicism,
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and a couple of attempts
to kill King James -
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not by me -
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James decided to make it really hard
for us to be Catholics in England.
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Not only could we be fined
for taking part in mass,
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but Catholic priests were also
banned from England altogether.
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Yeah. Sorry, Jeff, you've got to go.
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Don't give me those puppy dog eyes.
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This is goodbye.
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Hey... Unbelievable.
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We Catholics were very angry
about all this
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and some of us went over to Spain
to ask their King for help
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in getting rid of our King James,
but they refused.
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So, it was time for me
and a few other guys
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to take matters into our own hands.
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Not you, Jeff.
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I've seen him do weddings.
He's bad under pressure.
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Remember, remember
the 5th of November
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Gunpowder, treason and plot...
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Well...meet the plotters.
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This is our leader...
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..Robert Catesby.
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A rebel through and through,
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the kind of bloke
that don't play by the rules.
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See?
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Absolute rule-breaking ledge.
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Most of the time.
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Then there's my mate Thomas Wintour,
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Catesby's number two.
He's from a pretty tasty family -
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his uncle got hung, drawn and
quartered just for being Catholic.
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John Wright, AKA The Muscle.
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The only thing he loves
more than Catholicism is a fight.
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And don't forget Thomas Percy,
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the inside man.
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He's connected.
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He's got money,
he's got us a safe house
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and he claims he can get us in right
under the Houses of Parliament.
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And boom, there's me, Guy Fawkes.
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I'm the explosives expert.
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I'm a schemer and a soldier.
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Sold off my family inheritance
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and dedicated my life
to the Catholic cause,
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and getting rid of King James.
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I'm not afraid to be right in
the mix if things go up in smoke.
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Gentlemen, we're here to discuss
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overthrowing the tyrannical
government of King James,
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and return a Catholic monarch
to the English throne.
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Now, the plot...
Welcome to the Duck And Drake.
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Can I get you any drinks?
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We have wine, cider, beer, ale...
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We're fine. I could go for an ale.
Yeah, me too.
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Yeah. Fine.
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Five ales. Aye!
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So, gentlemen,
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the plan is that we kill
the King of... Yes?
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Sorry. Why are we meeting in a pub?
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So we don't arouse suspicion.
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To the casual observer, we're
just friends out having a drink,
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but we're not.
We're not friends? No.
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We're plotters, bringing about
the downfall of the King.
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That doesn't mean
we can't be friends.
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I mean, you and I are related.
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Might be nice to hang out
from time to time, you know,
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when we're not plotting.
John and I are brothers-in-law.
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We're not friends, but we are
family. Does that matter?
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No! Now, back to business.
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No-one must... Five ales!
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THEY CHEER
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Look... Once we assassinate
the King, we...
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What do you want now? I was about
to ask you the same thing, sir.
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What do YOU want?
Oh, er, we want to kill the King.
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THUMP
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The specials are on the board.
Oh, great, I'm starving.
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All right, I'll give you
a couple of minutes.
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So, gentlemen,
once we kill the King,
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we ride up north
to begin the revolt,
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armed with hundreds...
Ring The Bull?
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What? It's a game where you
toss a ring onto a bull's horns.
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We've got it in the back.
Oh, that sounds fun.
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We're not here to play any games.
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Yeah, right. Why would you want
to have fun with a relative
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who it turns out doesn't even
consider you a friend?
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I really misinterpreted what this
relationship... Can we PLEASE focus?
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OK.
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After we kill the King,
we travel up north,
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we kidnap James's
daughter Elizabeth,
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we convince her to
convert to Catholicism,
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and then we make her
Queen of England.
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Simple! Not sure I'd call it simple.
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Any questions? Yeah.
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Does the pie come with veg, or
do we have to order that separate?
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About the plot to kill the...
Carrots! What?
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Somebody asked about the pie.
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Yeah. It comes with carrots
and peas. Lovely. I'll have that.
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Yes. Me, too. Three pies.
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ANGRILY: Mm!
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Catesby, don't go off in a strop.
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I'm not. I'm playing Ring The Bull.
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Yeah, well, you need a friend
to do that.
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You know, a friend!
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Like we're not!
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Apparently!
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He really hurt my feelings
when he said that, you know?
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HE SIGHS
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So, during our night in the pub,
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we came up with a plan.
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The idea is for one group to kill
the King and his supporters
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here in London,
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while the rest of us gather
a rebel army in the Midlands
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and capture King James's daughter...
Oh, hello! ..Princess Elizabeth,
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so that when he's killed,
we can put HER on the throne
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as our puppet.
SQUEAK
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Not THAT kind of puppet. Out!
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Oh, give me strength.
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This is where I'll be.
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My job is to kill the King by
blowing up the Houses of Parliament.
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Our base is here at Catesby's house
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on the south side of the Thames.
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That's where we've stored
our gunpowder.
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It's our safe house...
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..as long as no-one lights a match.
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Now, we need to put the gunpowder
under this building,
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the Houses Of Parliament, over here,
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so we've got to get across the river
and into Parliament.
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That's why Thomas Percy
rented us a house
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roughly here, by Parliament's wall.
252
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So, at night, we use boats to carry
the gunpowder across the river
253
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from Catesby's house
to the house Percy's rented,
254
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remembering not to light a match
along the way.
255
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So now we've got the gunpowder
on the right side of the river,
256
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hidden near Parliament.
257
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EXPLOSION
What did I say about matches?
258
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,160
Next, we'll dig a tunnel
from the house
259
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to the cellars underneath
Parliament,
260
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,480
and hide the gunpowder there.
261
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,320
Then, when the King comes
to open Parliament
262
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,640
in front of all his friends,
263
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,560
well, that's when it's OK
to light the match and...
264
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,120
FART
OK.
265
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,120
Might need more than
one barrel of powder.
266
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,200
Let's try 1,000!
267
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,680
LOUD BANG
Too much.
268
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,840
Let's say 36 barrels.
269
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BANG
Perfect.
270
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,600
It's a flawless plan,
and all we have to do now
271
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is dig a tunnel.
EXPLOSION
272
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SIGHING: And remember
not to light any matches.
273
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,160
What could possibly go wrong?
274
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SQUEAK
275
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So, that was the plan for the plot.
276
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Or possibly the plot for the plan.
277
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It was pretty good in theory,
278
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,160
and we were on our way towards
blowing up Parliament
279
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and with it, the King.
280
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Success was just
a short tunnel away.
281
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,040
Simple, right?
282
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,720
Wrong.
283
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:15,040
Hello, and welcome to Historical
Amazingly Small Spaces.
284
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Today, I'm here with Thomas Wintour,
285
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Guy Fawkes and Thomas Percy,
286
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,760
who've taken on the amazing challenge
287
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,360
of extending this
Westminster basement.
288
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,280
It's a lot of hard work.
Am I right, lads?
289
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,400
Well, ever since
we rented the house...
290
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,160
That was me, actually.
That was my job. Hi.
291
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,120
..we have been digging
through the walls
292
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,080
and propping the ceiling up
with piles of wood,
293
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,280
often working 16-hour days,
294
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,280
so it's been back-breaking work.
295
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,840
But we've been well-prepared.
296
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,240
We've got huge stash of
dried meat and eggs,
297
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,600
so we never even have to leave...
298
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,640
LONG FART
Oh! ..which is great, obviously.
299
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,200
Could have chosen any food
for an airless, underground room
300
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,320
and he went with, um,
dried meat and eggs.
301
00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,000
Bleugh, and with no windows,
302
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,680
that is going to be
trapped in here all day.
303
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:07,040
All day. Whew. So,
what exactly is the build for?
304
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,760
So we are reinforcing
the basement walls
305
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,000
because there was water
leaking in from the Thames.
306
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,720
At least, that's what we're supposed
to say if anyone asks, right?
307
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,560
THEY LAUGH
308
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,560
Doesn't the tunnel go right
underneath the House Of Lords?
309
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,760
How does that help?
310
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760
Well, it helps if you're trying to
blow up Parliament.
311
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,160
LOUD KICK
Ow!
312
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,680
We had no idea what the tunnel
went under the House of Lords.
313
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,640
Well, that was the whole plan,
Guy, wasn't it? Guy?
314
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,240
That was the whole plan...
STICK SLAMS DOWN
315
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,280
So you're not TRYING to
dig under the House of Lords?
316
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,480
No. W-why, are you...
suspicious of something?
317
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,200
No, not at all. It's just,
for a second there,
318
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,680
I thought you'd rented
the wrong house.
319
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,320
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
320
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,840
W-what do you mean?
321
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,680
Well, um, the house next door
322
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,520
already has a cellar that goes
right under the House of Lords,
323
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,200
so you could have just
rented that one.
324
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,080
Does it?
325
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,520
Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't have
had to do any digging at all.
326
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,200
Can I have a word, please?
Sure thing, Guy.
327
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,600
Can have a chat about anything.
328
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,400
SHOUTING: THREE MONTHS, we've been
digging this fart-filled tunnel!
329
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,400
Sorry, I didn't know...
FARTING
330
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,920
Oh, that is eggy.
Nobody light a match.
331
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,480
What? Ooh.
332
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,080
There's about 20 barrels
of gunpowder
333
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,480
we've got hidden down here.
Wintour, come here!
334
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,960
SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND
Well, that is all we have time for
335
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,600
today on Historical
Amazingly Small Spaces.
336
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,880
I would just like to wish the lads
all the luck in the world with...
337
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,440
..well, to be honest,
I'm still not entirely sure
338
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,240
what it is they're doing. We're
blowing up the Houses Of Parliament.
339
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,880
Will you SHUT UP! All right!
340
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,800
Hello, there! Me again,
James I of England,
341
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,920
or James VI of Scotland -
you choose, I answer to both.
342
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,440
I was the innocent victim of
this foul gunpowder plot,
343
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,600
and I know, who'd want to blow up
such a lovely face as this?
344
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,760
Ugh... Some people are going to be
in a lot of trouble. Anyway,
345
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,960
there was one piece of evidence
that tipped me off
346
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,640
about the plot on November 1st,
1605.
347
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,120
But can you tell me what it was?
348
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,400
Was it, A...
349
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,760
The answer is...
350
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,840
..B.
351
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,160
I got hold of the Monteagle letter.
352
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,320
It was sent to Baron Monteagle
353
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,400
and it mysteriously told him to
stay away from Parliament.
354
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,840
The letter said that Parliament
would receive a terrible blow
355
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,440
and I guessed someone was
going to try and blow it up,
356
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,200
so I ordered the building
to be searched,
357
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,040
thereby saving
this handsome creature.
358
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,360
Honestly, you write one book
about catching witches,
359
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,760
and they take it so personally.
360
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,920
You're not a witch, are you?
361
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,560
Hello...are you a witch?
362
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,160
Seriously, come over here.
363
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,760
Show me... Show me your witchy eyes.
364
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,720
What? I'm not obsessed, mate!
You're obsessed!
365
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,760
OWL TOOTS
366
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,120
Fawkes. HIGH-PITCHED: Whoa!
367
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160
Sorry to interrupt, mate.
368
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,480
Apparently some joker's trying to
blow up the Houses Of Parliament.
369
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,400
Oh... You haven't seen him around,
have you?
370
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,200
Nope.
371
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,920
OK. Fair enough.
We'll leave you to it.
372
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,520
Have a good night, and...
373
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,320
Hang on a second...
374
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,520
..that's a lot of firewood
to be stacking
375
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,800
right underneath
the Houses Of Parliament.
376
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,480
Is it? I wouldn't really know.
I'm just a lowly servant man...
377
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,000
..looking after a cellar
full of wood...
378
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,120
..for my boss, Thomas Percy.
379
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,880
Fair enough. Well, boys, looks like
nothing dodgy is going on here.
380
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,920
Let us know if you see
anything strange. Will do.
381
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,720
Let's go find the guy. Eh?
382
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,080
What? You said "Guy".
383
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,680
Is your name Guy?
384
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,840
No. What's your name?
385
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,800
John. John what?
386
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,640
John...son. John...Johnson.
My name's John Johnson.
387
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,560
John Johnson?
388
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,960
Yeah.
389
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,040
Lovely to meet you, John Johnson.
390
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,320
HEARTY LAUGH
Good to meet you, too!
391
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,840
Better let you get on with it.
392
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,600
Let us know if you see anyone up to
no good. Johnson's your man.
393
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,240
That was a close one.
394
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,280
Proof, if ever,
that God is on our side.
395
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,240
Nothing can stop us now.
396
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,480
CRASHING
397
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,840
Just one more thing...
398
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,440
Wait a second, what's all this?
399
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
John Johnson, you are nicked!
Drop that barrel of gunpowder!
400
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,240
I don't think that would be
a very good idea.
401
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,320
You're probably right!
402
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
And there you have it,
fireworks fans.
403
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,920
That's why I'm here.
404
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,720
Yes, my race is run.
The king has me in his clutches,
405
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,520
but the rest of the guys,
Catesby and co, still on the loose.
406
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,080
Hopefully, they can
turn this thing around.
407
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,760
I mean, while they've got
some gunpowder,
408
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,200
the gunpowder plot
is still alive, baby!
409
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,600
Can't do any worse than old
John Johnson here, can they?
410
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,400
Actually, they can. Oh, come on!
411
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,120
With Guy Fawkes now captured,
412
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,840
lead investigator Sheriff
Richard Walsh and his men
413
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,800
are hot on the trail of Catesby
and his fugitive crew,
414
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,840
including Thomas Wintour
and Everett Digby.
415
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,920
OK, quick recap, guys.
416
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,560
Fawkes is out of the picture,
and parliament is safe,
417
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,080
but Robert Catesby
and the rest of the conspirators
418
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,120
still want to start a rebellion.
419
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,760
So let's hunt them down.
420
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,520
It's pretty obvious they'll head for
the Midlands and the weather's bad,
421
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,080
so we should look out for some
soaking wet stressed-out Catholics.
422
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,920
I'm stressed. I'm super stressed!
Everything's ruined!
423
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,560
Come on, Wintour, Digby,
everything will be fine!
424
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,200
Will it, Catesby? Will it?
425
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,120
Cos our plan's just
gone up in smoke!
426
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,160
Or rather, it didn't.
That was the old plan.
427
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:15,680
Old plan? Yeah. The new plan
is that we lie low here,
428
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,480
at Holbeche House in Staffordshire,
429
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,880
drum up support, start a revolt.
430
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,400
They'll never see us coming.
431
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,320
They'll be lying low,
drumming up support,
432
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,000
trying to start a revolt.
That's standard.
433
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,760
Catesby's crew are drying out
inside Holbeche House.
434
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,680
It's going great, guys.
435
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,800
We've got hundreds of willing men.
436
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,240
All the willing men have left.
437
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,160
HE WAILS
438
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,360
Never mind.
439
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,520
There are a SMALL group of
willing men who can move fast
440
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,760
and achieve a lot. I tell you what,
441
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,880
getting hold of those horses,
now THAT was a stroke of luck.
442
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,080
We've got word of some stolen horses
in Warwick.
443
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,480
Let's go and check it out.
444
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,760
There's gonna be fireworks.
445
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,200
FIREWORK BANGS
446
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,280
There...
447
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,560
Now, that...
448
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,400
..is how you dry gunpowder.
449
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,560
CHUCKLING
Look...
450
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,440
..I know I'm not
the explosives expert,
451
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,080
but...I'm sure there was
something to remember
452
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,560
about gunpowder and fire.
453
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,800
How else are you meant to dry it?
Well, I dunno!
454
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,160
It doesn't work if it's wet.
We didn't have much of a choice.
455
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,240
Don't worry,
456
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,480
it's perfectly safe...
EXPLOSION
457
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,040
Oh, my eyes, I can't see!
458
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,320
Come on!
459
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,320
THEY COUGH
460
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,520
Come on, man! Surely you can see
that the plan is still there!
461
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,960
I can't see anything any more!
Calm down! They'll never find us.
462
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,640
We found them.
463
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,640
Do you think we should just...
give up?
464
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,760
Never. It's fine.
465
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,320
Don't worry about it.
466
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,880
It's all...
GUNSHOT
467
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,000
..good.
468
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,840
Uh...if you say so, Catesby.
469
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,920
Catesby? Hard luck, guys,
you've been hunted down.
470
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,520
And in some cases, shot.
What happened?
471
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,920
Did we win?
472
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,120
WHIMPERING: I'll take that as a no.
473
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,520
Yo, yo, King James in the house.
474
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,480
And looky what we have here.
475
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,440
Mr John Johnson.
476
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,520
If that is your real name.
477
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,600
A letter was found on your person
addressed to one Guy Fawkes.
478
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,960
No comment. Oh, don't worry.
479
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,000
I'll find out if
you're telling the truth...
480
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,680
..by allowing Sir William Wade
and his men
481
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,440
to use their powers of persuasion.
482
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,840
Persuasion, sir?
We usually just torture them.
483
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,120
Yes, Wade. I was trying to be
subtle and intimidating.
484
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,600
Begin, Wade! Start lightly,
getting more severe if he resists.
485
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,400
Very well, Your Majesty.
486
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,400
Oh, come on, then! Do your worst!
487
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,720
Uh-oh...
488
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,280
..tickle time!
489
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,920
Uh, Sir William...
490
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,120
..I think threatening him with
a feather is a little too light.
491
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,160
I'm very ticklish, though.
More than a feather.
492
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,960
Set him on fire? No!
Split the difference?
493
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,760
Er, the rack? There we go! No!
That's the sort of thing!
494
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,240
Start with the manacles
and work your way up.
495
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,400
Now, off to get tortured, you go.
496
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,280
Ooh, will you look at that! Guy
is no longer here to speak to you.
497
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,840
I wonder why that is.
498
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,720
I'm trying to say
we had him executed,
499
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,680
and not in a nice way.
But your friend of mine - me -
500
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,600
was very much alive and kicking.
Booyeah!
501
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,120
Now, the gunpowder plot
was an epic fail,
502
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,520
and it kind of felt like everyone
503
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,200
should celebrate that fact
every year.
504
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,600
So me and my Parliament made that
a rule for November 5th.
505
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,320
Boo! Ha-ha-ha, the fun we had.
506
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,000
This is Jimmy on the street,
I'm James I
507
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,600
or Jimmy VI, if you're Scottish,
508
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,400
and the best day of the year
509
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,440
is finally here -
the 5th of November, 1606,
510
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,200
the day we all celebrate me
still being alive!
511
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,840
Cheer, Robert. WEAKLY: Yay.
512
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:04,160
Yay! My adviser Robert Cecil, here,
is right to cheer.
513
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,760
What a day!
514
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,920
You! If you could say one word,
what would it be?
515
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,800
No-one cares! OK, come on!
Oh, you! Unnamed female,
516
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,280
what are you doing?
Er, building a bonfire.
517
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,880
Why? Because you ordered us
to celebrate.
518
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,880
Well, what are you waiting for?
519
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,760
Go burn everything...
520
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,800
..to celebrate ME
not getting burned.
521
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,120
Yes, one whole day to reflect
what an absolute blessing it was
522
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,880
that I didn't get bumped off by
that mean old Guy Fawkes
523
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,560
and his wee pals. And that day
is today, the 5th of November.
524
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,880
Should be the 4th, really.
525
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,000
Have you got something to say,
Cecil?
526
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,560
Well...
527
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,120
..Guy Fawkes was discovered on
the 4th of November, so technically,
528
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,840
we should have celebrated yesterday.
529
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,600
Is there a day to celebrate YOU,
Robert?
530
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,240
No, Your Majesty.
531
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,200
No, there isn't.
532
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,880
Well, there is for ME, pal,
533
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,120
and that day is today,
the 5th of November.
534
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,320
Which way? Which way? This way.
535
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,920
No, this way! What about you?
536
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,960
Oh, you're too wooden. Agh!
537
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,640
Burn! Burn! Burn!
538
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,640
This thing is just
gonna keep getting bigger.
539
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,280
I'm picturing gun salutes,
540
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,120
bell-ringing, you know,
mayoral processions.
541
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:19,280
And in July, OK, Christian of
Denmark even brought me a firework
542
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,720
which they let off in celebration.
Tell them about it.
543
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,960
It was broad daylight
in the middle of July,
544
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,600
so when it went off,
no-one could really see anything.
545
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,880
Which made it
all the more impressive.
546
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:36,480
He's not wrong! So many chances
to celebrate your fave king, me,
547
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,200
the 5th of November.
Don't forget that date.
548
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,760
I'm expecting people
to be celebrating that date
549
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,080
for many centuries to come.
550
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,520
Remember, remember
the 5th of November. That's stupid.
551
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,960
That rhyme could literally apply
to any day in November.
552
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,840
Well, it could be
the 4th of November.
553
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,160
No. You!
554
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,760
Celebrate me more!
555
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,720
Why is that not on fire?
Everything should be on fire! Right,
556
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,760
I'm off to sing a total banger
about the history of fireworks.
557
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,960
Happy Bonfire Night, everyone!
558
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960
# The birth of fireworks
559
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,840
# An ancient Chinese tale
560
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,760
# Wei Boyang tried to live forever
but was doomed to fail
561
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,760
# He mixed three powders up
562
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,560
# Thought they would be a hit
563
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,800
# He didn't live so long
but now the spark was lit
564
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,600
# Cos when you add some heat
565
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,480
# And then retreat
566
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,440
# It starts to smoke and spark
567
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,600
# And lights the dark... #
568
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,840
EXPLOSION
569
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,600
Oh! This really seems to help
my psoriasis.
570
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,880
# Yes, he had made an eczema cure
571
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,640
# Applied the mixture to the sore
572
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,240
# Not what he was looking for
573
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,120
# Must be more to this for sure
574
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,840
# Little fireworks go
zoom, zoom, zoom
575
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,680
# But fill a barrel
and it's boom, boom, boom
576
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,520
# We'll blow the king
across the room, room, room
577
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,600
# Then Catholic England
can resume-sume-sume
578
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,600
# Cos they were using gunpowder
579
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,440
# That started as an eczema cure
580
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,120
# But Guy Fawkes' plan
did not go bang
581
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:27,240
# And soon he was a captured man
582
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,440
# Now no matter where you go
583
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,200
# Fireworks put on a show
584
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,840
# Hear the crowds go aah, aah, ooh
585
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:43,240
# Entertainment just for you. #
586
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,440
Uh-oh...
587
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,680
..tickle.
588
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,360
Uh-oh...
589
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,040
HE LAUGHS
590
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,000
..tickle...
591
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,360
# The past is no longer a mystery
592
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:05,360
# Hope you enjoyed
Horrible Histories. #
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