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[instructor] Up, one!
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- Up, two!
- [groans]
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- Up, three!
- [groaning continues]
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You want the margarita?
Prove it!
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Oh, my God. [chuckles]
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- Hey, Harry.
- [instructor] Up!
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Um, do you come...
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- [instructor] Up!
- I can't...
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- [instructor] Up!
- I can't hear you.
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Do you... Okay,
we can talk after.
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['I Can Dream About You'
by Dan Hartman plays]
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- I didn't know you came to this.
- Yeah.
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It's kind of
intense, but I'm into it.
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[pants] Yeah.
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All right.
I think I'm gonna go shower off.
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Oh, yes. They got
nice showers here.
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♪ I'm not hiding ♪
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♪ The remedy to cure
This old heart of mine ♪
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♪ I can dream about you If
I can't Hold you tonight... ♪
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- It's huge.
- [Gwen] Just like...
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Just so big. And I
hate that I saw it.
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- And it makes you, like, sick?
- No, it's, like, inappropriate.
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Like, I shouldn't know what another
teacher's dick in this school looks like.
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Ah. But it's, like, a locker room.
Doesn't that happen all the time?
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No, no, no. You don't get it,
Gwen. He wanted me to see it.
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- And he got what he wanted.
- Oh, you thought he did it on purpose?
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Yes. I'm telling you.
I'm coming out of the shower.
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He sees me.
He goes like this. Really.
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Maybe he's, like, not even gay,
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and he was just like... [grunts]
...'God, what's up?'
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No, no, he's gay.
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He has a rainbow flag
in his Instagram bio.
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Well, maybe he's an ally.
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Maybe he's an ally by means of
being gay and hooking up with guys.
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I've literally talked to him
about dating men.
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- Okay. So, what's the problem?
Sorry, I'm not tracking. - He's attractive.
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Then he puts his horse cock in my face
this morning, and I'm not allowed to...
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- Suck it?
- No, date other faculty.
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Because of the
investigation thing.
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Oh.
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Maybe he's not trying to date you.
Like, that feels kind of like a leap.
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No, he's trying to date me.
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As you know,
we're in the process
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of replacing our school mascot
'The Dragons'
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with the newly voted upon
'The Horses.' 'The Horses.'
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A student competition is underway to help
choose the new logo. The new look of the logo...
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Did you get a chance
to take a look at any of those?
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The kids are
mostly drawing penises.
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Uh, well, no, I haven't had a
chance, but that is disappointing.
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So what I was thinking is,
I actually know
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this great company
that can help out with this.
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They redid the mascots for, like,
five or six local schools last year.
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Really did a bang-up job.
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They let the kids
come up with the art,
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but then this company
comes in and executes.
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Makes it looks
completely professional.
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Okay, the student logo design
competition is already underway, Rick...
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Listen, man! This is
personal. All right?
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'The Dragons' was
offensive to my people.
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[stammers] Your people?
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What people? College counselors?
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My people.
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The people that I come from.
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Heaven?
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Whatever he is, his
lineage should be celebrated.
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Whether he be a white man, a
Black man, a proud Indian brave...
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Jesus, Markie.
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Thank you.
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Rick, if you know of a company
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that can handle this in a
professional and effective manner,
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then yes, you can be our liaison
on that, all right?
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Yes! Hell, yeah. Let's get it.
All right, guys.
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This is perfect timing actually
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because kids aren't even
thinking about college yet.
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It's your company, right?
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- Who's to say?
- No, it's his company.
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Last but not least, we need to
assign some duties and committees.
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Gwendolyn, I need you
on bus duty this week.
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And from what I can tell, the
only person not on a committee
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is you, Evan and Harry,
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so, uh, I'm gonna have you two together
to head up the homecoming dance, all right?
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- Okay.
- No. No, no, no.
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- I'm... I'm... No, I really am...
- All right, we are dismissed, okay?
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- Go inspire those young,
warped minds. - [murmuring]
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[teacher] I wanna sing the
national anthem this morning.
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Why would they do this to me?
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Grant, can I talk
to you for a second?
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- These are crazy.
- What do you want?
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I'm thinking it might be good
if you unpair Harry and I
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for this homecoming dance thing.
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- Why? - I can't tell you
why, but just trust me.
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I mean, I can unpair you,
but I'll need a clear reason.
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Otherwise, it'll
look like homophobia.
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How's it gonna
look like homophobia?
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If I separate two gay men,
isn't that homophobia?
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I can see the logic.
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Some of these kids
could get into Parsons.
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It's really beautiful work.
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Can you just...
I... I think... Just unpair us.
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- It's... It'll be good.
- No, Evan.
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Just do your job. Stop creating
drama where there is none.
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Just plan the... plan
the homecoming dance.
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Go.
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[sighs]
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This horse will do.
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Rick, I found a winner.
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Okay. So,
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how much do we think the author is
writing based on his own experiences?
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Do it. Just say something.
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Chelsea, what's going on?
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Um, Mr. Marquez,
I'm sorry to interrupt class,
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but it's actually
super triggering for me
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to be reading a book
about a disease right now
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with everything
I'm going through.
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Because of everything
you're going through?
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What are you
going through, Kayla?
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The rest of the class sort of
already knows about this.
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- But recently...
- [students] Mmm.
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...I was
successfully diagnosed...
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[sniffles]
...with something called...
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You're doing great, Kayla.
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- [Jason] It's okay.
- Be present with your illness, okay?
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- Asymptomatic Tourette's.
- [Evan groans]
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- What? - So what Tourette's
syndrome is, right...
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No, I know what
Tourette's syndrome is.
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Oh, great. Okay. So it sounds
like you're halfway there,
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and you're taking an opportunity
to be educated, which is honorable.
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- Thank you.
- So, asymptomatic Tourette's, right?
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It's like Tourette's syndrome with
the tics and, like, the hardship, right?
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But without any symptoms.
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So in its way, AT is harder.
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- Because...
- What is AT?
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Oh, asymptomatic
Tourette's. Okay.
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- Uh-huh.
- It is harder.
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Because people have, like,
actually no idea
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the battle that people like Kayla
are fighting inside every day.
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It's a silent killer.
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And someone actually
diagnosed you with this?
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- It's disrespectful to ask that.
[whispers] I'm so sorry... - [Kayla] It's okay.
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You can't blame people
for making really huge mistakes
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when they haven't
learned the etiquette.
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It's only self-diagnosable.
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I see.
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- [bell rings] - She's making up
this whole fake disease.
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She's describing the symptoms.
There aren't any symptoms.
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She's calling it
asymptomatic Tourette's.
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I feel like I've
never related to you more
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about these kids just making
up crazy shit for their own benefit.
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It's insane.
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Have you done a full
and comprehensive diagnostic
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to see if there's any
potential underlying symptoms?
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I'm not a doctor,
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but I don't have to be a doctor
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to know that this girl
is making something up.
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Tell you what, I'll come
by your classroom tomorrow.
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- Get a firsthand assessment of her condition.
- You're not a doctor.
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Two and a half more credits in
kinesiology, and I would've been a doctor.
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[Evan] Okay.
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So then the blue streamers
the school has.
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I have to buy gold streamers.
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And then there's a ladder
I think in the utility closet.
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Yeah, it's
basically that. Right?
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[chuckles] Wow, I did not realize
that we had, like, an agenda.
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Oh, yeah. The... The... I just, um, have
to get home to grade all these papers.
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Yeah, okay.
Blue and gold streamers it is.
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Ugh. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry that took so long.
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One of the managers was, like,
low-key sexually harassing me in the back.
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[chuckles] I'm sorry to
ask this, are you guys gay?
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Mmm. Yeah.
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[waiter] My people. Thank God.
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When you walked in,
I clocked you,
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and I was like, 'Hey, sister.'
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And it's, like, the
community in Austin is amazing,
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but, like, I keep trying
to reach out to people,
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and they're like, 'You're
toxic,' or 'I'm busy,' and I'm like,
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'Babe, I have zero friends.'
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I moved here from Michigan.
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So, my dears, what can I get
you two lovebirds for din-din?
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Oh. Sorry. We're not lovebirds.
We just work together. [chuckles]
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Oh, my God.
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I think maybe we need
a little bit more time.
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[waiter] No sweat.
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Uh, if you need anything, holler
'Clarkson.' My name's Daniel.
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So I'm... I'm realizing actually
I can do a lot of this alone.
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So I might just head home,
and, uh, I'll get my food to go.
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Hey, but, okay,
we're here though.
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And I just got my wine, so...
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Look, I get it. This
committee shit. It's annoying.
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But, like, let's just, you know,
have some fun with it.
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[whispers] Okay. That's fine.
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Oh, I have a few ideas for the
playlist, if you want to talk about that?
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Don't the kids do the music?
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Yeah, see, I don't think
that's a good idea, right?
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Because at my last school,
we let a kid deejay the prom,
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and then he tried to play an entire
episode of Dax Shepard's podcast.
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- Which episode?
- Oh.
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I've actually been super
into this song lately.
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I... I'll just play it for you.
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['Eternal Flame' playing]
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[sighs] Oh, my God.
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♪ Close your eyes
Give me your hand, darling ♪
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♪ Do you feel My heart
beating? Do you understand? ♪
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♪ Do you feel the same... ♪
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Are you fucking kidding? You
come to my favorite restaurant?
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I'm six months pregnant,
you bitch.
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- Malcolm.
- [chuckles] I'm kidding.
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- What the fuck are you doing here?
- Hey, babe. Come here.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Ah, that's...
- Miss you.
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Sorry. Malcolm, this is Harry.
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He works at Morrison now.
Harry, this is Malcolm.
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- He used to work at Morrison, but...
- Yes. Yes.
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I used to work at Morrison.
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Until I got fired
for fucking him.
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That is not what happened.
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Yeah, we had sex.
Penetrative. Top. Bottom.
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- That is really not what happened.
- And I got fired.
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He was... He's my ex-boyfriend,
and now I'm single.
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Which I like. I like being single,
and I don't want to have a...
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I'm not... I'm not
open to relationships.
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- [laughs] Okay. High-strung tonight.
- [Harry] Mm-hmm.
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- Is he being weird on your date?
- [Evan] It's not a date.
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Um, hey, did... did the
waiter ask you if you were gay?
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No. I guess I give
off, like, a masc vibe.
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Sometimes I wish
I was more femme like you guys.
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I've tried to be femme for clout. It
just doesn't come naturally to me.
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I-I... You're leaving.
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Do I have to?
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- I could stay and hang out.
- No, you're leaving.
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I'm gonna leave
with you. I have to go.
231
00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,876
I just... He can give me a ride.
232
00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:30,223
- I can give him a ride.
- A ride to your car?
233
00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,536
A ride to my car,
exactly. Yeah, so...
234
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:35,850
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Great work. And I-I will see you at work.
235
00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:38,024
- You too. Asante.[chuckles]
- Um...
236
00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,129
Thanks so much. Okay.
237
00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,408
- Whoo! We did it.
- [Malcolm] He's hot.
238
00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:43,893
[sighs]
239
00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,517
I literally have COVID.
240
00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,899
He's hot, huh?
241
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,624
- Harry.
- [chuckles]
242
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,005
My God.
243
00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,076
I can't believe Grant found
the second-hottest gay guy
244
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:56,596
in Austin to replace me.
245
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:01,013
It's just this whole thing
because he's into me,
246
00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,912
and he's like... I can tell
he's trying to make a move.
247
00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,224
[laughs]
248
00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:06,328
Really?
249
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:07,571
- Yeah.
- He's into you?
250
00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:08,814
I didn't get that vibe at all.
251
00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,194
- Malcolm.
- I truly didn't.
252
00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:14,647
He literally played a gorgeous
song like this on his phone.
253
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,407
So we had to smoosh
our faces together.
254
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,272
But that doesn't mean anything. I
mean, I... People do that all the time.
255
00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:22,448
People play music for each
other. It's, like, not really a big deal.
256
00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:24,657
I actually think I was
getting a vibe from him.
257
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:29,282
He looked at me, and it kind of gave like,
'Let's kiss and also fuck. Right now.'
258
00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:30,698
Oh, my God.
259
00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,734
Oh! You're jealous.
260
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,081
I like that.
More of that face, please.
261
00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,740
It's the most boyfriend-y thing
you've done to me in months.
262
00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:43,814
Hey, guys, before we get started
today here... Settle down, settle down.
263
00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:47,715
Um, before class starts today, I
would like to take some ownership
264
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:52,305
and say a few words about AT, also
known as asymptomatic Tourette's.
265
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,962
[students sigh] Come on.
266
00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:56,516
- Uh-huh, Chelsea. Yes.
- It's not called AT anymore.
267
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,415
That's actually
super disrespectful.
268
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,555
Oh. What is it called now?
269
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:03,558
KS. It stands
for Kayla Syndrome.
270
00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,699
It's named as
an 'in memoriam' to Kayla.
271
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,874
- Deirdre, I think you mean a tribute.
- No.
272
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,462
- Okay. - Are you getting that?
Does that make sense to you, sir?
273
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,947
Oh, so it's named after Kayla.
274
00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,362
Okay. That's cool.
275
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:16,398
It's actually not cool.
Are you seeing this girl?
276
00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:17,606
- She's sick as a dog.
- [Evan] Yeah.
277
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,608
Well, I apologize, Kayla.
278
00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:21,162
I'm sorry that you
have Kayla Syndrome.
279
00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:23,992
So it's actually better
if you just call it KS.
280
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,684
- Okay.
- Because it's super triggering
281
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,444
- for Kayla to hear her own name...
- Absolutely.
282
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,790
- ...brought up in that context.
- Gotcha.
283
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,276
- Makes sense.
- You know, part of me wonders...
284
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,142
You... You have something to say?
285
00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,248
Say it. Just say it.
286
00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:41,423
- Coach Hillridge, do you have any thoughts?
- I'm just here to listen.
287
00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:43,563
- That's why you the man.
- Thank you, Coach Hillridge.
288
00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:44,668
That means a lot.
289
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,187
You're welcome, Kayla.
290
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,326
[Chelsea] Yes. Thank you, sir.
291
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,604
[Markie]
Chelsea, you're welcome.
292
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:52,296
- Did anybody do the homework?
- [students] No.
293
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,160
- We've all been dealing with this.
- [Evan] Right.
294
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:57,646
You're all getting
your medical degrees.
295
00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:59,718
[bell rings]
296
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,202
- Have a good one, Jake.
- All right.
297
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:04,136
So after witnessing that,
do you still think AT is...
298
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,483
- [Markie] KS.
- KS. You still think it's a real disease?
299
00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:08,416
Look, it's
actually quite simple.
300
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,626
Kayla and Chelsea, best friends
since freshman year, right?
301
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,939
- Side by side, socially speaking.
- Uh-huh.
302
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,907
Last month, Chelsea's out for a
couple of weeks. Remember that?
303
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,220
The whole time she's gone,
all Kayla could hear is,
304
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,878
'Where's Chelsea? Is Chelsea
gonna be out for much longer?'
305
00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:24,570
So then Kayla's getting jealous,
and she comes up with...
306
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,710
[Markie]
Asymptomatic Tourette's.
307
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:29,299
And it worked for a time.
308
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:33,855
But then Chelsea starts rallying
everyone to be super supportive of Kayla.
309
00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,236
And what does that do?
310
00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:39,619
Makes everybody talk about how
great and caring Chelsea is.
311
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:44,521
Chelsea did the same thing to Renee last
year, and Renee is still not back at 100%.
312
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:46,903
- You know what I'm saying?
- [stammers] Who's Renee?
313
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:50,044
Come on, man. She goes by Deirdre in
the classroom, Renee in the friend group.
314
00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:51,735
Keep up, Marquez.
315
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,254
It's just so much information.
316
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,843
But that's beside the point.
It brings us to today.
317
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,259
The events of what happened
here in your classroom.
318
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,019
Who speaks up on Kayla's behalf?
319
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:03,057
Who started making sure
everyone was sympathetic
320
00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,369
to the journey
that Kayla was on?
321
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,337
Who renamed the goddamn disease?
322
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,925
Chelsea.
323
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:14,068
Kayla's whole gambit to gain
sympathy has turned into nothing more
324
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:19,728
than a vehicle for Chelsea's rapid
ascent to the upper echelon of popularity.
325
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:21,282
[exhales sharply]
326
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,836
That's crazy. You got all this
from 20 minutes in my classroom?
327
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,079
[snorts]
328
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,391
I only needed ten.
329
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:33,087
♪ I've fallen in love
And there's no... ♪
330
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:37,229
You know, I have to say, you
are the hottest man I've ever met.
331
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,713
[laughs] Stop.
332
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,957
What'd you think
of my dick in the locker room?
333
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,062
I loved it.
334
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,858
I knew you wanted me to see it,
but Gwen thought...
335
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,653
Well, Gwen was wrong.
336
00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:49,518
And Markie is also wrong.
337
00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,243
About everything.
338
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,485
I know.
339
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,729
♪ You got the touch ♪
340
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,972
- [honking]
- [grunts]
341
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,974
[tires squeal]
342
00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,872
- [tires squealing]
- [cell phone ringing]
343
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,531
[sighs] Evan, I'm trying to take
a nap. So it better be important.
344
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:06,672
It is. Listen, to put it simply,
Harry's extremely into me. Okay?
345
00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:08,812
And I know I'm not allowed
to date other teachers,
346
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,676
and I think he's gonna try
to do something about it.
347
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,333
And I'm trying to avoid it,
but it could happen.
348
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,197
Somebody who looks like Harry
would not be into you.
349
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,681
- This is not a problem.
- You don't get it.
350
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,786
We were in the
locker room the other day,
351
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,617
and he takes off his towel
in front of me on purpose.
352
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:23,309
He showed me his
incredible ass and dick.
353
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,726
- No. Stop it. Stop it, Evan.
- I was exhausted just by the fantasies...
354
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:29,039
- ...that came just from seeing it initially.
- Evan. Evan. Stop.
355
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,248
- We did not have this conversation.
- We had this conversation.
356
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,974
- I'll see you at the dance.
- I am hot.
357
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,390
I am considered hot
in my community, okay?
358
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,014
I don't care if you all think
I'm basic-looking.
359
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:39,498
I'm an attractive gay guy.
360
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:42,984
♪ You got the touch of love ♪
361
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:48,334
♪ And I just
Can't get enough ♪
362
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,405
Oh, Evan. This
streamer just ripped.
363
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,751
Will you hold the ladder?
364
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,719
You don't need me
to hold the ladder, Harry.
365
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,204
I have to make more punch.
366
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,550
Okay.
367
00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,070
Ashley, your mom did such a
good job with those sugar cookies.
368
00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:01,417
I love them.
369
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,143
- God, he looks so good tonight.
- Hey.
370
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:07,008
But I don't care
how hard he tries.
371
00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,872
Nothing is gonna
happen between us.
372
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,220
Is it possible... [sucks teeth]
373
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,671
...he's maybe not trying
to make something happen?
374
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:18,226
You know, like, you're very handsome
and... [stammers] You're so handsome.
375
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,712
But maybe you're
just reading into it.
376
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,924
No, it feels unmistakable.
377
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:29,341
Sorry. Um, Evan,
378
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,689
could I speak to
you outside for a second?
379
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,553
Sure.
380
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,939
- [student 1] Sorry.
- [student 2] Evening, sir.
381
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,288
[exhales sharply]
382
00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:47,843
- [Harry] Um...
- [sighs]
383
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:52,054
Did I do
something to offend you?
384
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,954
No. Of course not.
385
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,922
Uh-huh. Because you...
[stammers]
386
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:03,548
...you've been acting
very weird with me all week.
387
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,861
I'm... I'm...
388
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,105
Harry, I'm being weird because if
something happened between us,
389
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:10,934
it would be very
catastrophic for my life.
390
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,419
Okay? I think you know this already.
I'm not allowed to date teachers
391
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,732
because of a very specific
situation in my life.
392
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:20,392
So if something happens between you
and I, you know, i-it's not gonna be good.
393
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:22,877
You wanna fuck me.
I wanna fuck you. I get it.
394
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:26,260
This is clear as day, but
it's gonna go beyond that, okay?
395
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,882
We're gonna wanna
start dating each other.
396
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,988
We're probably potentially
gonna wanna get married.
397
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,059
Then, what happens?
One of us is gonna quit?
398
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,785
I can't just report
this marriage to the board.
399
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,442
One of us is gonna
have to quit the job.
400
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:39,031
And so that's...
that's where I draw the line.
401
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,584
And I don't care
how bad you want it.
402
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,483
I don't care how bad I want it.
403
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:46,556
It's not happening, okay? I'm not
throwing away my life for... for you.
404
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,835
For... For whatever this thing is that
you're imagining that we have together.
405
00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:52,286
Evan, take a breath.
406
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:56,981
- [breathes sharply]
- Um, first of all, I-I have a boyfriend.
407
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,433
- I'm... It's... It's not even...
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
408
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,538
No, no, no.
It's okay. I do this.
409
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,264
- This is something I do, actually.
- No, it's...
410
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,197
I think people are into me
when they're not into me.
411
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,511
And I think I'm, like... I have this, like,
inflated sense of my own attractiveness.
412
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,409
And I think I'm,
like, this hunky guy.
413
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,102
And then I get really attracted
to really good-looking guys.
414
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,483
And then I find out they were
never thinking of me like that.
415
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,382
- I have a funny-looking face.
- Evan. Evan.
416
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,108
If you would let me
talk for a second...
417
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,626
Is this Kayla Syndrome?
418
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,352
No, it's... I'm sorry.
That's so stupid.
419
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,974
I... There... Yes.
420
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,011
We can just be coworkers. I
really appreciate it. I'm sorry.
421
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,462
- Evan. - I'm serious.
You don't need to save me.
422
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,051
I'm fine. Thank you.
423
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,643
[feedback]
424
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:42,784
Hello. Hello. Hey, hello, everyone.
Gather around, gather around.
425
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,718
Oh, God. I just had the weirdest
interaction with Harry. [sighs]
426
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,720
He's not into me.
You were so right.
427
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,206
- I was just making the whole thing up.
- That's great.
428
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,311
Before we announce
our homecoming court winners,
429
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:55,728
we will have a brief presentation
of our new school mascot
430
00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,386
designed by the R.C.K. Group.
431
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,906
- All right.
- [chuckles]
432
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:03,046
- Where da weed at?
- [chuckles]
433
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:05,048
Nah, I'm just messing around.
You guys are good kids.
434
00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:09,880
I'm now excited and thrilled to
present your new school mascot,
435
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:14,989
- Michael the Horse!
- Oh, Michael. Not even alliteration.
436
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,095
- Come on!
- [attendees murmuring]
437
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,131
- Let's go!
- [attendees groaning]
438
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,444
- [attendees] Boo!
- [attendee 1] Get the hell off the stage!
439
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,031
Thank you. Thank
you, R.C.K. Group.
440
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:26,794
I guess we'll just remain 'The
Dragons' for the time being.
441
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:30,901
So now for your homecoming
court queen, Kayla Stephenson.
442
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,524
- [attendees cheering]
- Kayla Stephenson.
443
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:33,595
[attendee 2] Yeah, Kayla!
444
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,632
[cheering continues]
445
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,359
- Are you crying?
- She did it.
446
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:44,570
Thank you.
This means the world to me.
447
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:49,680
But there's someone here tonight who could
use this tiara a whole lot more than me.
448
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,784
Chelsea.
449
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:54,718
I don't care what Thomas
said about you last night.
450
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:55,926
You're the coolest.
451
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,376
This is for you.
452
00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:58,998
[attendees] Aw!
453
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,621
What the hell was that?
454
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:03,279
I had a little chat with Kayla.
Gave her some sage wisdom.
455
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,039
- What'd you tell her?
- The truth.
456
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,593
The best way to gain power
is to artificially give it away.
457
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,147
- Thank you.
- All right.
458
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,286
Congratulations. Both of you.
459
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,909
- So you solved it?
- Yep.
460
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,739
At least until Lauren gets
her Invisalign out. I mean...
461
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,120
Who is Lauren?
462
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,570
Come on, dude.
463
00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:19,916
- You don't know who Lauren is?
- Wow.
464
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,745
You guys are
obsessed with the students
465
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,162
in a way that is weird to me.
466
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:30,238
♪ Close your eyes
Give me your hand, darling... ♪
467
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:33,620
What's up?
468
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,174
Um.
469
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,106
You kind of just left
470
00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:40,489
before we had a chance
to finish our conversation.
471
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:42,940
I did?
472
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:44,873
Yeah.
473
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,807
[chuckles] Yeah. I guess
I felt like I was, like...
474
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,671
[clears throat]
475
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:54,606
The longer I stayed out there, the
more I was gonna say insane shit.
476
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,021
[both chuckle]
477
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,404
It's probably
the right instinct.
478
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,475
Yeah.
479
00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:03,822
I don't know what's
wrong with me sometimes.
480
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:06,550
Honestly, I kinda liked
seeing you like that.
481
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,690
It was cute.
482
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:11,762
Really?
483
00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:13,695
Really.
484
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:20,840
[chuckles]
485
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,531
But you have a boyfriend.
486
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:25,740
It's not the '50s, man.
487
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:28,191
We're open.
488
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:32,506
- Oh, you're open. Of course.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
489
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,646
- Yeah.
- That makes sense.
490
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:37,718
♪ Or is this burning ♪
491
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:42,101
♪ An eternal flame? ♪
492
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,655
♪ Close your eyes ♪
493
00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:45,277
- Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
- [clamoring]
494
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,865
- What the hell, man?
- This was a mistake.
495
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,349
- What wrong with you?
- This was a mistake.
496
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:52,836
I got caught up in the moment,
and that doesn't matter though,
497
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:56,462
- because that moment did not even happen.
- [clamoring continues]
498
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,740
Okay. Okay.
499
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,157
So you're like crazy, crazy.
500
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,020
Got it.
501
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,264
I'm gonna leave.
502
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,232
Good. That's what
I want you to do.
503
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:16,205
♪ I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight ♪
504
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:24,766
♪ I can dream about you You
know how to hold me Just right ♪
505
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:33,463
♪ I can dream about you You
know how to hold me Just right ♪
506
00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:38,330
♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪
507
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,301
♪ If I can't
Hold you tonight ♪
508
00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:46,787
♪ I can dream about you ♪
509
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:51,550
♪ Oh, I can dream
I can dream ♪
510
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:55,036
- ♪ I can dream about you ♪
- ♪ Dream about you ♪
511
00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:58,420
♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪
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