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(JAZZY DRUM AND CYMBAL MUSIC)
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(RAPID MECHANICAL CLICKING)
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(THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY SING)
# Bah bah-bah bah
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# Bah-bah bah-bah-bah
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# Bah bah-bah bah-bah
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(DAVID CASSIDY SINGS)
# I was sleeping
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# And right in the middle
of a good dream
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# Like all at once I wake up
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# From something
that keeps knocking at my brain
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# Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
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# And spring up in my bed
screaming out the words I dread
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(ALL SING) # I think I love you
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BACKUP: # I think I love you
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DAVID: # I think I love you
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# So what am I so afraid of
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# I'm afraid that
I'm not sure of
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# A love there is no cure for
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# I think I love you
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# Isn't that
what life is made of?
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# Though it worries me to say
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# That I've never felt
this way... #
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(PHONE CHIRPS)
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(GROANS)
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(SLEEPILY) Mm-hm.
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# I think I love you... #
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(SIGHS)
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(BLOWS)
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Oh!
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Ugh, I hate you.
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-No, you don't, Grizz.
-(SIGHS) You're right.
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I love you, boo bear.
Now fuck off.
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(LAUGHS) I will.
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-(KISSES) Love you.
-Love you.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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Oh, no, no, no, Mrs Chen!
Your hip.
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Here, I'll get that for you.
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Now, about this
wedding registry.
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Oh, honestly, you don't have to
get us anything, please.
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I am buying you a gift.
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Everything on your list
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is a little pricey,
I'm embarrassed to say.
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OK, thanks for the feedback.
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But then I listen to you two
having sex,
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so why should I be embarrassed?
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You listen to us having sex?
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What do you do, do you put
a glass to the floor?
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(CHUCKLES) A patient man,
Nathan.
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Whoa! OK!
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Well, maybe next time
you can come over
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and it could be
an immersive experience.
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Oh, my God. What have you got
in here? (GRUNTS)
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('JUNGLE DRUM'
BY EMILIANA TORRINI)
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# Hey, I'm in love
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# My fingers keep on clicking to
the beating of my heart
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# Hey, I can't stop my feet
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# Ebony and ivory
and dancing in the street
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# My heart is beating
like a jungle drum
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# With a digga boom-boom
Digga-digga-boom-boom
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# My heart is beating
like a jungle drum... #
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Come on, girl.
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Oh, to be fair, I did want to do
a bottomless brunch.
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-Four.
-Ugh.
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Five.
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I think I'm about to give birth.
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(LAUGHS) Six. Seven.
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-Ugh.
-One. Two.
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"Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
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"I've forgotten my top
and now all you can see
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"are my perfectly defined abs."
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"Excuse me.
This is for your benefit."
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
you could hear us.
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-Guys!
-I am so sorry!
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I deserved that, to be fair.
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Oh, my God, I hate myself!
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Well, you should, catty bitch.
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-Oh!
-(LAUGHS)
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Can we crack on, please?
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-What number are we going from?
-Um, four.
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No, we've already done four!
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Well, tough titties. Let's go.
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-Five, four.
-(GRUMBLES)
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Do you know, but,
I'm done with love.
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It's time-consuming,
self-delusional.
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-It's pathetic. It's...
-Mm. No.
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-It's just a charade.
-No, no, no.
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It can be wonderful,
life-affirming...
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Yeah, but you've got Frank.
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-Ohh...
-Yeah, well, yeah.
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I hate that this arsehole
knob-head has done this to you.
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Look, I just need some
no-strings-attached sex.
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I think maybe I just need to
become an Instagram fuck.
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No, you're like Pinocchio,
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you've got so many string
attached to you.
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-No, I'm a real boy!
-(LAUGHS)
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Look, I found Nathan,
and he is amazing,
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but relationships are hard.
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It's mostly the bit of odd sex
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sandwiched in between, "What's
the television password?"
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and "Here are some clever
storage solutions,
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"don't you think, honey?"
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Honestly, the highlight
of my mam and dad's marriage
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is my mother picking
my dad's blackheads.
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Eugh.
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Please do not write
your own vows.
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Oh!
I have to go write my own vows.
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Goodbye.
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-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
-Oh!
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(BOTTLES CLINK)
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Ah!
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(GROANS)
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Oh!
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(SINGS) # Mild exercise done
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# I am nailing my life. #
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(SASSY JAZZ MUSIC)
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Nathan!
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Oh, it's such a pity
that you're sleeping,
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because I'm wearing nothing
but nipple tassels
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and a willingness to please.
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(LAUGHS)
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Grizz.
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(SINGSONGS) Nathan.
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(JAZZ MUSIC FADES)
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(TROUBLING MUSIC)
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Nathan.
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(TROLLEY WHEELS ROLL)
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-(CLATTER)
-(FAINT TWO-WAY CHATTER)
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MAN: Yes, through this way,
Walter.
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OK, just be careful.
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Is he gonna be OK?
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WALTER: Going down.
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Yeah.
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-Take it slow.
-Yeah.
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-You're doing really well.
-Thank you, David.
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-OK.
-Tricky.
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-You just need to tilt it.
-Tilt it how?
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-Where am I gonna tilt it?
-Just tilt it left.
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-Let me come down to...
-Um, so...
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-Sorry.
-Let me...
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If you're tilting left...
I'm sorry.
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You tilt it right.
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-Uh, left...
-Dropping, dropping, dropping!
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Hold it!
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Fucking hell. Are you alright?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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I'm so sorry.
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Is this your bike?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Oh, oh! What...
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Oh.
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If you'd like to come through.
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GEMMA: Um, I tried to, you know,
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uh, resuscitate him.
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Did I... Did I mess it up?
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DOCTOR: No, no, no, no.
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His pupils were fixed.
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Wide black dilation.
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He was dead.
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The most likely cause would have
been a paradoxical embolism.
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That's when a blood clot
travels from the vein
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through to an artery.
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It's not always fatal,
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but is in this case.
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I think the force
of putting on the sock
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sent the clot from an artery...
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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Couldn't I have died
getting mauled by a bear
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or fighting in a war
that I didn't believe in?
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No, death by sock.
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DOCTOR: Massive sudden stroke.
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(GEMMA CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
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DOCTOR: I...I don't think
he would have felt any pain.
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(DOOR SQUEAKS AND CLOSES)
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Gemma, love...
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-DAD: Just needs some space.
-MUM: Of course.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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(GENTLE, QUIRKY MUSIC)
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NATHAN: Please, please,
can we get a dog?
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GEMMA: Not putting myself
through it.
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Though I'm not actually joking,
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I still probably want to have
a ginger ninja.
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Wha...
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So because 30 years ago
your cat died,
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you're just done with
all attachments?
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Oh, yes!
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I mean, I still just regard you
as an acquaintance.
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(HORN BLARES)
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You're a fucking toilet brush,
mate!
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Thank you.
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Yeah, well,
he's my fucking toilet brush!
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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-(RINGING CONTINUES)
-MUM: I'll get it.
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(DOOR RELEASE BUZZER SOUNDS)
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Oh, Ruth, love!
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Ohhh!
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Derek, Derek, it's Ruth.
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I can see that, Lorraine.
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-Hello.
-Hello, my love.
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LORRAINE: She didn't go
to Johannesburg.
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Come here.
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Here, look at me.
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Survival kit.
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)
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# Hear me
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# You're living in vertigo
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# Headache
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# Don't say that I told you so
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# Breathe in
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# I need it like oxygen
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# Breathing you in
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# Heatwave
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# But there's snow on your shoes
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# Breaking
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# Like nobody asked you to
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# Breathing
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# I need it like oxygen
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# Breathing you in. #
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NATHAN: Hey.
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I love you.
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I mean, look, I know that we're
in this really old cemetery...
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GEMMA: It's historical.
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And that it's very early
in our relationship,
224
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but...but I do not care,
because I love you.
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-(MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE)
-# Bah bah-bah-bah
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# Bah-bah bah-bah-bah... #
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-What...
-Oh, Jesus.
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-What the bejesus is this?
-Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
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-I'm sorry. Let me turn it off.
-No, don't turn this off!
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I want to hear this.
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The Partridge Family,
what's that,
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like an alt-right
Christian group?
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(LAUGHS) No.
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It's a TV show in the States
in the '70s.
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It...doesn't matter.
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-# I think I love you... #
-Doesn't matter.
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Oh, my God, did you
plan to have that playing
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to, like, mark the moment?
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No, no.
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If I had planned this
I would have chosen a much,
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you know, cooler song.
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Oh, what, so someone uncool must
have put this on your phone.
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Well, yeah, that's...
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That's the only reasonable
explanation, yeah.
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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?
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There are bad people out there
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and they like
their things groovy.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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-So what you said before...
-Yeah.
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Well, I feel like
if I said it now,
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you'd think I was only saying it
because you said it first.
253
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No. Well, I don't want that.
254
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,387
I don't want that,
'cause that would be bad.
255
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,055
-Well, it would cheapen us.
-Yeah.
256
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683
-And cheap is the worst.
-Cheap is the worst.
257
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:14,229
But I will say that I like you
a lot.
258
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,773
Like, a LOT, a lot?
259
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,569
Like...an average lot. (LAUGHS)
260
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,655
(SONG CONTINUES)
261
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,616
# Do you think you love me?
262
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,576
# I think I love you... #
263
00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,912
(MUSIC FADES)
264
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,290
RUTH: OK, cancel photographer,
265
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:36,793
venue, catering, stripper.
266
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,170
You booked a stripper?
267
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,255
Oh, yeah. Um...
268
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:44,259
Born Big. Amazing dancer.
269
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,595
Oh!
270
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,055
He's...
271
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,973
-Got good teeth.
-Mm.
272
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,725
RECORDING: Audrey's not here.
Don't leave a message.
273
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,768
(BEEP!)
274
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,271
Hi. It's me, Gemma, again.
275
00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:00,150
(SIGHS) I think you're supposed
to be on a plane to London.
276
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm not sure if you're getting
any of my messages,
277
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,529
but it's about your brother.
278
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,863
Um...
279
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,783
(STAMMERS) I can't do this
over the phone.
280
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,867
Audrey, please,
281
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,662
please call me back.
282
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,790
I am...begging you.
283
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,874
(SIGHS)
284
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,711
So are we supposed to
go to the airport
285
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,923
and just hope that Nathan's
sister got on her flight?
286
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,842
She's not on any social media.
287
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,928
It's inexcusable. It's not 1993.
288
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,305
No, Ruth, it's not 1993.
289
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,890
-Well observed.
-Mm.
290
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,684
Whew.
291
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,519
How's Frank, Ruth?
292
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,229
Yeah, we're really happy. Why?
293
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:40,649
Oh, no, I just saw his mum
at Tesco's.
294
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,276
Oh, yes, well, yeah.
295
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,195
She's bitter about her boobs.
296
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,114
She's suing the doctor.
297
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,782
Sad, really.
298
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,326
I thought her breasts
looked nice.
299
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,204
Are you drinking?!
300
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,455
Mam, leave him alone.
301
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,498
What?
302
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,584
-No!
-Oh!
303
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,044
At a time like this.
304
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,130
Sorry, Gemma.
305
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,631
He means well.
306
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,008
But you know men.
307
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,593
It's a wonder they manage
to piss
308
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,803
without us pointing
their dicks at the toilet.
309
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,560
(COUGHS)
310
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,937
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
311
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,487
(TENDER MUSIC)
312
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,822
So, I have a question.
313
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079
Why am I not wearing any socks?
314
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,706
'Cause my ankles are freezing.
315
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,667
Because the last time you
put on socks, Nathan, you died,
316
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,920
so maybe now is not the time
to bitch at me
317
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,255
about how the dead you
would appear in my imagination.
318
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,633
That's actually pretty petty.
319
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,428
She won't show.
320
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,139
You know she won't.
321
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,021
(DYNAMIC FUNK MUSIC)
322
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:05,733
# Like a broken chair,
off kilter
323
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:09,488
# Like a muddy pool, no filter
324
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:13,951
# Up, down, lost, found
325
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,078
# Jumping off, looking back
326
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,248
# Bounce, dizzying spin... #
327
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,665
God damn!
328
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,669
Old people are hot!
329
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,045
I'm Gemma.
330
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,131
Oh, the bride! Hey!
331
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,800
Here.
332
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,803
(SIGHS)
333
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,765
Oh, this old thing?
334
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,767
Don't worry. It's not mine.
335
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,855
So, what do you mean,
that isn't yours?
336
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,984
So, this super-sweet gay couple,
we bonded over 'Mean Girls'.
337
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,528
I still can't believe
'fetch' isn't a thing.
338
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,946
Anyway, they wanted a baby,
339
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:54,199
so Richard used his sperm
and Haru got his sister's ovum
340
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,242
and I'm the oven!
341
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,660
(CLICKS TONGUE) Ding!
342
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:59,872
-Wow, that's really nice of you.
-I know, right?
343
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,749
I'm making a family for these
people I hardly even know.
344
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,877
Even if they weren't paying me
a lot of money,
345
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628
I'd still do it.
346
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:11,633
I mean, I wouldn't, but still,
it's a really good thing to do.
347
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,676
How much money?
348
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,845
Oh, my God, Ruth,
you're not allowed to ask that.
349
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,056
Where's Nathan?
350
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,685
M-maybe we should sit down.
351
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,646
-There's a cafe right here.
-I could have a coffee.
352
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,647
DEREK: Gemma, a coffee?
353
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,649
I tried to call you, like,
a bunch of times.
354
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,818
Left loads of messages
on your phone.
355
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,821
So...where is he?
356
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:35,407
You should have picked up
your phone.
357
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,536
He's dead.
358
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,544
(LAUGHS)
359
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:51,089
Nathan didn't tell me
how funny you were.
360
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,175
Or...weird.
361
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:57,054
But, uh, I... I could, uh...
362
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,350
Like, uh...
363
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,643
Like...
364
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,147
-That's a really nice handbag.
-Yeah, um...
365
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,816
Yeah, it's...it's Prada.
366
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,901
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
367
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:14,321
(RETCHES)
368
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,704
Eugh.
369
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,084
Eugh. It's fine.
370
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,044
It's fine. It's...
371
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,588
You know, it's Pra...
It's Prada, but, you know...
372
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,714
Eugh. (GAGS)
373
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,091
It's totally fine.
374
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718
(INHALES)
375
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,889
Om.
376
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,187
Oh!
377
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,694
Audrey, love,
I know it's not my place,
378
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,072
but we really should contact
your mother.
379
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,074
Mam, it's complicated.
380
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,826
Well, someone knows
where she is.
381
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:04,329
I thought I wanted to see her
after my dad died, but...
382
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,249
Can I be honest with you,
Lorraine?
383
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,292
Yeah.
384
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,543
I've had a lot of therapy
385
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,670
to work through this whole Mom
abandoning us thing,
386
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:14,339
and I'm in such a good place
right now
387
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,342
that if I did see her,
it probably would be fine,
388
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,386
but it also probably wouldn't,
389
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,889
and id end up screaming,
"Thundercunt!"
390
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,057
while I beat her
with a coathanger.
391
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,351
(CLEARS THROAT)
392
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,061
I'm kidding, by the way.
393
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:31,315
I would not use a coathanger.
394
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,816
We'll be fine.
395
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,359
I've never used
this expression before
396
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,403
and I do not use I lightly,
but she's trouble.
397
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,238
Go.
398
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,743
I mean, I know she's Nathan's
sister, of course, but...
399
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,953
-She's a nut.
-Oh, my God. Goodnight.
400
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,748
(SIGHS)
401
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,550
Did you do this?
402
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,052
Nathan said you were an artist,
403
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,471
but I wasn't expecting you
to be good.
404
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,723
Yeah. I mean, I'm not an artist.
405
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,183
I just...
406
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:09,520
I just edit the contrast
of elderly people
407
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,188
on a pensioners' magazine.
408
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,565
And I do graphs.
409
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,400
I mean, they're good graphs,
but still.
410
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,572
So, they baby's dads, are they
gonna let you see the kid?
411
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:23,367
Yeah, they want the whole
keeping me involved deal
412
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,826
so I don't end up feeling used.
413
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,912
Regular photos, visits,
blah, blah, blah.
414
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:30,165
But I'm such a continuous
momentum type of person
415
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:33,168
that when I come to the end of
something, I'm, like, done.
416
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,420
Like, done.
417
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,006
Right.
418
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,299
(SCOFFS)
419
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,051
I don't have to stay here,
you know.
420
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,178
Oh, no, we were always
expecting you to stay, Audrey.
421
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:47,599
Yeah, but I don't have to...now,
you know?
422
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,184
(CHUCKLES)
423
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,936
I mean, where would you go?
424
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,521
I'm very resourceful.
425
00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:53,814
-Alright.
-I am.
426
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,733
No, I didn't say you
weren't, but I'm...
427
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,735
..hardly gonna throw a pregnant
woman out on the street.
428
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,112
It's not Bethlehem.
429
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,238
Uh.
430
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,782
You really hurt him when
you didn't come for Christmas,
431
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,409
you know?
432
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,120
He paid for the flights.
All you had to do was turn up.
433
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:13,375
But I've only ever seen him
cry twice, and he cried.
434
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,212
When was the other time
he cried?
435
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,342
When Marlin finally finds Nemo.
436
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,971
(CHUCKLES)
437
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:36,315
(SIGHS)
438
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:41,570
(ORGAN PLAYS 'ABIDE WITH ME')
439
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,458
MAN: Shall we follow Nathan
inside?
440
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,473
People have spoken
so warmly about Nathan.
441
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:11,517
He was obviously
a very special man.
442
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,976
Yeah.
443
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:13,977
Mind you,
444
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:17,189
people do tend to speak
very highly of the deceased.
445
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:18,815
Hello.
446
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,082
We are here today...
447
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,918
..to celebrate the life
448
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,421
of Nathan Petraszewski.
449
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,965
Is that Polish?
450
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,550
DEREK: Yes.
451
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:48,804
Yeah, that makes sense.
(CHUCKLES)
452
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,890
The Poles
are a big-hearted people.
453
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:56,895
You say 'Polish',
I think 'big hearts'.
454
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,731
Great sausages. (LAUGHS)
455
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,316
Auschwitz.
456
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,864
Nathan inspired love
and affection
457
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,074
in everyone he knew.
458
00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:10,951
That makes today difficult.
459
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,786
Why?
460
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,454
Because he's dead.
461
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,957
And we're not ready
to say goodbye.
462
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,334
Doesn't matter
whether you're one
463
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,211
or 101,
464
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,838
we're never ready
to say goodbye.
465
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,756
One is obviously the worst.
466
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:29,386
101, well, great innings,
you know, not unexpected.
467
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:30,596
See, this is what happens
468
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,639
when you don't go with
a priest in a church.
469
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,975
You get Kathy's boyfriend
to get Ian.
470
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,728
His online reviews are glowing,
Lorraine. Glowing!
471
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,021
Sh! Just shut up.
472
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:42,816
I myself know a thing or two
about wrong priorities,
473
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:46,612
wasting minutes on Earth.
474
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,697
Some years ago,
I had a menswear shop
475
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,782
off the Essex Road.
476
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,451
Suitability.
477
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,411
-(LAUGHS)
-Yeah? Thank you.
478
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,123
Unfortunately,
you need more than a clever name
479
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,958
to take on the big boys
of fashion retail,
480
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,460
I'll tell you that much
for nothing.
481
00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:04,588
Right now I'm facing
yet another bankruptcy,
482
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:06,632
my wife has left me for good
this time,
483
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,717
and as much as I need her
screaming in my earhole
484
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:11,220
like a knee in the balls, I
don't want to die alone either!
485
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,555
-I can't.
-Pretend it's not happening.
486
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,766
And you know what all this
has taught me?
487
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,392
It's taught me to stop!
488
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,603
-(INHALES)
-Breathe.
489
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,687
(EXHALES)
490
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:22,272
And remember.
491
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,275
Four little letters.
492
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:26,318
Oh, please don't say 'love'.
493
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,736
If he says 'love'
I'm gonna kill him.
494
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:31,031
Four little letters
that bring us together
495
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,992
and make the world
a more beautiful place.
496
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,869
MDMA. Ha! I'm joking.
497
00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,663
It's 'love'. L-O-V-E.
What are you doing? Oi!
498
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,957
-It's not open mic night, love.
This isn't how my brother...
499
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,583
None of this is how
it should be.
500
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,668
-Can I...
501
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,961
-Why are you
still standing here?
502
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,504
-OK.
-Get out!
503
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:46,922
Oh, well, pop in there.
504
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:48,173
KATHY: Would you feck off, Ian?
505
00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,384
AUDREY: Further away. Further!
506
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,553
Oh, OK.
507
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:55,472
(DOOR OPENS)
508
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:57,349
My brother deserves, like...
509
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,559
(DOOR SLAMS)
510
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,602
..a really amazing celebration.
511
00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,771
None of this feels like
it's about Nathan,
512
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:04,982
and it doesn't say we love him.
513
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:07,234
And we do, right?
514
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:09,486
I love him more than anything
in the world.
515
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:13,657
(AUDREY CRIES)
516
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:19,079
(ORGAN PLAYS 'AVE MARIA')
517
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:30,215
LORRAINE: So he said
it's a paradoxical embolism,
518
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,718
and she was laughing.
519
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:36,096
Gemma's response, denial,
is totally normal
520
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:38,098
at this stage of the process.
521
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,058
I was on a flight to Washington,
522
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,769
and we lost 36B.
523
00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:44,855
Heart attack. Dead.
524
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,482
Every flight attendant's
worst nightmare.
525
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,277
God. Well, that's awful, Ruth.
526
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:52,487
Yeah, but it felt so normal,
527
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,198
reflex, even,
528
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:57,451
to just keep offering him meals
and light refreshments.
529
00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,329
It was only when I looked up
from the food service trolley
530
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,997
and saw the blanket
belted over his head
531
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:04,374
that I remembered, "Oh, yeah,
532
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,543
"he doesn't want the chicken
or the fish."
533
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:12,341
LORRAINE: Right.
534
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,929
HOST: And in third place on 41,
535
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,847
He's Not a Paedo.
536
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:22,226
In second place, The Betty White
Preservation Society, on 45.
537
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,810
-(GASPS) Hey!
-Whoo!
538
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:26,688
HOST: And in first place,
last week's champs,
539
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,607
Gwyneth's Head is in the Box
540
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,151
with an impressive 47.
541
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:32,611
MAN: Whoo-whoo! Winners!
542
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,822
And now for something
a little unorthodox -
543
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,574
a bonus question.
544
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,326
Ooh!
545
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,662
HOST: The most important
question of the evening,
546
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,706
nay, for some of you,
the most important question
547
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,875
of your lives.
548
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:50,504
Ooh! (LAUGHS)
549
00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:53,173
What film am I?
550
00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:55,384
I'm a romantic comedy.
551
00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:57,386
Eugh. Vom. Right,
I'm gonna get the beers in.
552
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:58,637
-No, sit down.
-Ow!
553
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,097
Oh, my God, you just hit me!
554
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:03,058
He's American,
extremely good-looking,
555
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,270
with an arse as pert as the
first stone fruit of the season.
556
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,354
Bit of an exaggeration.
557
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,440
She is a goddess,
558
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,068
beautiful, complicated
559
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,237
and completely unique.
560
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,905
Oh, my God,
sound fucking woeful.
561
00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,615
-Who wrote this show?
-(THUMP!)
562
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,158
Ow! Ow. Why are you kicking me?
563
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,830
They meet on a foggy night
in Old London Town.
564
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,623
She entrances him
565
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,459
by swigging gin
from her handbag
566
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,504
and sharing her loud opinions
on cat poo.
567
00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:36,258
He entrances her
by leaving his own party
568
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,178
and following her to the deepest
depths of Hackney.
569
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,471
OK, guys, I'm not getting this.
Should we put 'Notting Hill'?
570
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,849
In a dead-end lane, they attend
a festival of the oppressed...
571
00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:44,850
Oh, my God.
572
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,476
..at an anarchist
warehouse squat.
573
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,271
-Oh!
-No! Oh, my God, no!
574
00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:51,440
..where, instead of planning
to smash the state...
575
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,108
I'm gonna die,
I'm actually gonna die. No.
576
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:56,862
She convinces him that 'Who's
the Boss?' is a searing satire
577
00:28:56,904 --> 00:29:01,033
of class and gender,
and nobody vacuums like...
578
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,202
Tony Danza, I...
Oh, God. Stop it.
579
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:04,203
Before she met him,
580
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,872
she said she never wanted
to get married, but...
581
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,540
I'm actually gonna die.
582
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,753
-God! Oh, please, God.
-Sh, sh, sh!
583
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:13,795
NATHAN: Thanks.
584
00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:16,256
(LOUDLY) Check... Oh.
585
00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:18,800
-Uh, my microphone voice.
-I'll murder you.
586
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:19,843
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
587
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,846
Uh...
588
00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:26,892
I've always been
a pretty self-sufficient...
589
00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,894
I've always been a pretty
self-sufficient guy.
590
00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:34,149
Um, all my life, you know, I've
always taken care of myself.
591
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:37,152
That's just the way it was,
and that...
592
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:39,488
That's just who I am, you know?
593
00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:42,241
And I got by.
It was fine, you know?
594
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:45,160
Um, you still gotta wake up
every morning.
595
00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:46,245
Right?
596
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,581
And...and then I meet you
597
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:53,126
and my whole world changed.
598
00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,380
It was like, uh...
599
00:29:57,506 --> 00:30:02,052
It was like I've been sitting
alone in the dark,
600
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:06,932
and I didn't even realise it
until you turned on the lights.
601
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:09,810
So, um...
602
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,063
Whew.
603
00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,192
Mm.
604
00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:19,945
Will you marry me?
605
00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:28,495
And there are a lot
of people watching,
606
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,163
so if the answer
is no right now,
607
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,875
{\an8}just say yes
and you can say no later, OK?
608
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:36,336
(TENTATIVE MUSIC)
609
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,588
(SIGHS)
610
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,678
I just...
611
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:51,685
-Ah, yeah, why not?
-(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
612
00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,103
RUTH: Whoo!
613
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,856
(LAUGHS)
I was dying to tell you!
614
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:58,025
Whoo!
615
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,444
Hooray!
616
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,904
Oh. Oh!
617
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,238
Stop it.
618
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,824
(MOUTHS WORDS)
619
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:07,951
(ONLOOKERS CHEER)
620
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,038
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
621
00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,125
DEREK: What about presents?
622
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,377
I mean, people
might have bought presents.
623
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:20,047
LORRAINE: Good idea.
Cancel the orders straight away.
624
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,090
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
625
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,133
Stop!
626
00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:25,344
Can everyone just shush?
627
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:28,055
Er, so, this might sound mad,
628
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:31,558
but, erm, Nathan really wanted
to marry me.
629
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,895
Like, really wanted to marry me.
630
00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:36,480
So...
631
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:39,399
..why not get married?
632
00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:46,448
Er...
633
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:49,701
..Gemma, love...
634
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:50,994
Er...
635
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,497
Nathan is dead.
636
00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:56,166
Yeah, Mam, I know that.
Thanks for the heads-up.
637
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,127
We just attended
the world's worst funeral,
638
00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,128
and that's my point.
639
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,547
We were supposed to be
getting married,
640
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,215
that's what we were
supposed to be doing,
641
00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:04,299
not whatever today was.
642
00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:08,262
And our story cannot end on Ian,
643
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,430
a man who probably
does weird stuff to lizards.
644
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:13,100
Well, the bit where they played
'Ave Maria' was quite nice.
645
00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,143
Yeah, but, Mammy, it had nothing
to do with Nathan.
646
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:17,271
Aren't we supposed to be doing
what Nathan wanted?
647
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:19,356
And what he wanted,
648
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:21,900
God, what he wanted
was to get married.
649
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,278
Tracey Emin married a rock.
650
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,239
I'm just saying,
651
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:29,157
people do weird shit for love.
652
00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:30,826
Well, thanks for that, Audrey.
653
00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:32,744
Yeah.
654
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,746
I really want to keep
my promise to him.
655
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:38,750
And if Tracey Emin
can marry a rock...
656
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,086
..then I want to marry Nathan.
657
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,464
Right.
658
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,140
AUDREY: Smell my breath.
(EXHALES)
659
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,600
-GEMMA: What? No!
-Smell it.
660
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,684
-Smell your breath!
-(AUDREY EXHALES)
661
00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,144
AUDREY: You get
that chicken soup smell?
662
00:32:57,186 --> 00:32:59,188
It's so weird.
I don't eat chicken.
663
00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:00,731
OK, let me search this.
664
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:01,773
Oh!
665
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:02,816
No, no, it's OK.
666
00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:05,360
"Can I marry my cousin?" No.
667
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:06,403
"My dog?" no.
668
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:07,821
-Oh.
-Oh, there. "My dead fiance."
669
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,489
Yes, "The Lord Chief Justice
670
00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:11,950
"may authorise a solemnisation
of marriage
671
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:14,203
"if one of the spouses died
672
00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,788
"after the completion
of official formalities
673
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:18,916
"marking an unequivocal
consent."
674
00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,250
"Official formalities",
what is that?
675
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:21,376
So that's like giving notice.
676
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:23,587
So, in England, you have to go
to the registry office
677
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:25,214
before you get married
and answer questions like,
678
00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:26,715
"Oh, are you already married?"
679
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:28,467
or "Do you have
the same parents?"
680
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,093
Is there a lot of incest
in England?
681
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:31,094
I'd say above average.
682
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:34,556
But the point is Nathan and I
gave notice months ago.
683
00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:35,599
It's unequivocal consent.
684
00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,309
It's proof that Nathan
wanted to marry me.
685
00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:38,685
Wow!
686
00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:41,188
So you can, technically,
marry a dead guy.
687
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,774
That is fucked up!
688
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:46,151
I'm not judging.
689
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:49,279
I once dated a woman who thought
we evolved from fish.
690
00:33:50,489 --> 00:33:52,074
We did, though.
691
00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:57,788
Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if
the Lord Chief Justice approves.
692
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:59,289
How do we get approval?
693
00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,709
Let's ask her.
694
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:05,796
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC)
695
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,256
# Don't lock up your love
696
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,132
# Don't lock up
your love from me
697
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:11,134
# When you know I've got the key
698
00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:13,219
# Don't lock up
your love from me
699
00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,681
# 'Cause I'll walk
right out on you
700
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:19,016
# And I'll set your heart free
701
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:20,518
# Don't lock up your love
702
00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:22,563
# Don't lock up
your love from me
703
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,022
# When you know
I'm your desire
704
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:26,358
# Don't lock up
your love from me
705
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,777
# And although you resist me,
baby
706
00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:32,114
# I'll be fuelling the fire
707
00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:33,782
# Oh, oh, oh... #
708
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,996
AUDREY: Yes! There it is.
709
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:42,373
The Lord Chief Justice,
at a conference.
710
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,543
-Let's do it!
-No, Audrey, no.
711
00:34:44,585 --> 00:34:47,963
Gemma, do you love Nathan?
712
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,755
Do you want to marry him?
713
00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,594
Yeah, OK.
714
00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:55,971
Well, it's time to woman
the fuck up.
715
00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:59,600
Grab hold of your labia.
Let's do this, yeah!
716
00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,393
-(THUMP!)
-Oh, my God!
717
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:03,645
-Oh, she hit the bone.
-Sorry.
718
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:10,194
Wow, that is a fabulous dress.
719
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:12,738
Oh, found our names.
720
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,573
Here's me and here's you.
721
00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:16,325
-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.
722
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:17,367
Valerie Goldsmith.
723
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,411
Oh, of course.
724
00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:20,913
Sorry, didn't recognise you.
725
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:23,248
The American accent threw me.
726
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:24,499
Hm?
727
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,001
I thought you were British.
728
00:35:26,043 --> 00:35:28,712
Mm. Yeah.
729
00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,214
(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
I was born in Australia.
730
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,007
(GERMAN ACCENT)
But my father's German.
731
00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:34,134
In zee army. Ein Oberstleutnant.
732
00:35:34,176 --> 00:35:36,512
(FRENCH ACCENT) So I grew up,
you know, everywhere.
733
00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:38,805
I went to medical school
at Paree...
734
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,807
(SOUTHERN US ACCENT)
..then my residency in Texas,
735
00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:43,227
so I don't know what accent's
gonna fly out of my mouth.
736
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,686
(LAUGHS)
737
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,104
RECEPTIONIST: Oh.
738
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,067
Oh, sorry, yes, I'm...
739
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:52,945
I'm Kevin Wu.
740
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,696
Thanks so much.
741
00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:01,078
GEMMA: Now that we're here
742
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,038
I feel like we really
should have a plan.
743
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,748
(AUDREY LAUGHS) A plan!
744
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:08,502
Kevin.
745
00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:10,712
You get to be Valerie
and I have to be Kevin.
746
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,089
It's a gender-neutral name.
747
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,841
No genders
want to be called Kevin.
748
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,260
Can we just take one of these?
Thank you.
749
00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:21,348
Kevin Wu.
750
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:23,141
(SLURPS)
751
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,270
Yes, that is me.
752
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,230
I...I didn't think you'd be...
753
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:30,774
Oh, well... (CHUCKLES)
754
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,318
David, erm...
755
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,153
It's actually
a gender-neutral name.
756
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,405
Yeah. Get with the times.
757
00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:38,699
Yeah. Wise up, man. (CHUCKLES)
758
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,450
Alright, well,
I was just reading your report
759
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,910
into mandatory sentencing.
760
00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:43,954
It's...a bit draconian,
don't you think?
761
00:36:43,996 --> 00:36:47,207
No evidence it works as
an effective deterrent anywhere.
762
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:51,670
Er, she was drunk
when she wrote it.
763
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,422
She has a drinking problem.
764
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:54,756
(SNIFFS)
765
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:55,841
(SIGHS)
766
00:36:57,301 --> 00:36:59,928
-(SLAMS DOWN CUP)
-That was actually tea.
767
00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:01,430
Lie to me. I don't care.
768
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:04,183
But when you lie to yourself,
you break my heart.
769
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:07,728
(CHIME SOUNDS)
770
00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:08,729
Shall we?
771
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:11,148
MAN OVER SPEAKER: The conference
is commencing now.
772
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,858
It was lovely meeting you,
David.
773
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,154
(AUDREY SIGHS)
774
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:19,531
-Fuck!
-Uh-uh.
775
00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:21,909
GEMMA: Oh, God.
776
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:25,370
(GEMMA AND AUDREY
WHISPER INDISTINCTLY)
777
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,540
MAN: All rise.
778
00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:31,084
(POSH VOICE)
Good afternoon.
779
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,544
Thank you.
780
00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:38,509
So, shall we get started?
781
00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:45,432
(GEMMA CLEARS THROAT)
782
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,478
MAN: We agree that
the status quo isn't working,
783
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,813
but we're yet to be convinced
784
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:54,942
that there's any merit
in zones of tolerance.
785
00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:59,446
And if you allow women who work
in the prostitution profession
786
00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:01,990
to continue their trade
and, indeed...
787
00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:03,367
-(SNORES)
-..offer them concessions
788
00:38:03,408 --> 00:38:05,118
and securities,
789
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,997
it will send
entirely the wrong message...
790
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,041
(AUDREY MOANS SOFTLY)
791
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:15,128
..chiefly because it legitimises
792
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:17,214
what is a criminal act.
793
00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:21,134
You don't incentivise someone
to make something of her life
794
00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:23,637
if you simply offer them
the easy way out.
795
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,305
(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
796
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:29,560
I'm sorry, Valerie,
797
00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:31,687
was there something
you wanted to contribute
798
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:32,980
between naps?
799
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:37,317
Actually, Neil,
I do have something to say.
800
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,445
(QUIETLY) No, no, no, no.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
801
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,447
Easy way out?
802
00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:46,577
You ever fought an ex-Marine
over a can of corn?
803
00:38:46,618 --> 00:38:50,289
You ever have to sleep
in a dumpster
804
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:54,459
'cause you were afraid
of being raped or worse?
805
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,378
'Cause I have.
806
00:38:56,420 --> 00:39:00,174
So, yeah, I may have done some
pretty ugly things in my life,
807
00:39:00,215 --> 00:39:02,968
but I didn't just survive.
808
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,429
I sur-thrived!
809
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,598
What is it that you find
so threatening, Neil?
810
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:09,391
That women should be paid
for something
811
00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,435
you think
you're entitled to for free?
812
00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,561
-WOMAN: Yes!
-That's it!
813
00:39:12,603 --> 00:39:13,604
WOMAN 2: I agree.
814
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:14,897
(PEOPLE MURMUR)
815
00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:18,775
That kind of personal attack
is completely unjustified.
816
00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:20,027
You know what, Neil?
817
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:25,782
Fuck the police!
818
00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:27,159
-Oh.
-(PEOPLE EXCLAIM)
819
00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:32,456
-GEMMA: No.
-(AUDREY GRUNTS)
820
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:34,917
(CHANTS) Two, four, six, eight!
821
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,877
Stop the violence!
Stop the hate!
822
00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:38,879
Two, four, six, eight!
823
00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:40,964
Smash the police state!
824
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,009
No, no, no, no, no, no.
825
00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:46,845
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
826
00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:48,639
Whose streets?
827
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,101
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
828
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:54,728
-Let's try again. OK.
-No.
829
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:57,064
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
830
00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:58,106
Whose streets?
831
00:39:58,148 --> 00:39:59,358
No.
832
00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:04,071
Our streets.
833
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,491
Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie.
834
00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:11,787
-Oh, fuck.
-I think is my seat.
835
00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:14,706
Oh. Um...
836
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:18,168
Your Lord Chief of Justice,
837
00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:20,504
um, I was wondering if
I could talk to you about
838
00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:22,089
a posthumous marriage.
839
00:40:22,130 --> 00:40:25,551
Um... I suppose now is not
a very good time, though, is it?
840
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:27,636
Who are you?
841
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:30,389
-Oh! Um, I'm...
-She's Kevin Wu.
842
00:40:33,892 --> 00:40:36,895
(AUDREY GRUNTS)
843
00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:38,730
Jesus, your hands are freezing!
844
00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,650
It's like being molested
by a penguin! Eugh!
845
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:47,739
In retrospect, you probably
should have had a plan.
846
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,116
(VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
847
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:52,452
(AUDREY MUMBLES) Now, see, the
mushroom layer is the best part.
848
00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:54,830
You sure you don't want
just a little bite?
849
00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:55,998
No.
850
00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:57,749
-No?
-No.
851
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,501
-OK.
-Erm, you know what?
852
00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:01,420
Er, like, not that I should, er,
853
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:04,673
trust your judgement in light of
your recent actions, but...
854
00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:09,052
..do you think that this
whole wedding thing is bonkers?
855
00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:11,013
'Bonkers' is such a cute word.
856
00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,764
Almost as cute as 'tea cosy'.
857
00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:15,559
Yeah.
858
00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:17,311
(STAMMERS) Yeah, no.
No. No, no, no.
859
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:18,478
(STAMMERS) I mean, do you...
860
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,397
Like, do you think
that this is, like, insane?
861
00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:23,150
-Like, is it crazy?
-Definitely.
862
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:24,651
(GEMMA EXHALES)
863
00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:26,069
OK, you're not getting
what I'm saying.
864
00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:28,739
What I mean is, like,
am I wrong?
865
00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:31,867
No. Not at all.
866
00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:34,786
Yeah, see, now,
that...that should...
867
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,622
That should set off
a load of alarm bells
868
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:38,790
because the only person who gets
me is practically certifiable.
869
00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:43,003
(VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY
IN DISTANCE)
870
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,884
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
871
00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:50,636
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
872
00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:54,056
Yes. (LAUGHS)
873
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,140
Oh, what?
874
00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:57,017
So, I have to wear
a stupid white dress
875
00:41:57,059 --> 00:41:59,144
and you won't even wear
one flashing bow tie?
876
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:01,104
-(CHUCKLES)
-No, no, no.
877
00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:04,399
It's not about your dress.
I don't care about your dress.
878
00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:06,318
It's just about how, you know,
879
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,030
you seem so uncomfortable
with everything, you know?
880
00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:13,617
I mean, are you so embarrassed
with getting married
881
00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:15,869
that the only way
that we can have this wedding
882
00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:17,079
is if it's in air quotes?
883
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,122
Because whenever you talk with
anyone about it, it's always,
884
00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:20,749
"Oh, no, no, no,
it's not a wedding.
885
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,084
"It's a conscious coupling."
886
00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:24,920
"Oh, no, it's not a wedding.
It's a visa scam."
887
00:42:24,962 --> 00:42:26,922
Oh, my God!
Have a sense of humour.
888
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:28,841
You're so earnest and American.
889
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:30,634
I'm sorry. I just...
890
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,052
I feel like you only said yes
891
00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:33,679
because there were
a bunch of people there.
892
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,305
And that's on me. That's on me.
893
00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:38,308
I went with
the big dumb romantic gesture.
894
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:41,645
I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't
know what more you want from me.
895
00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:44,273
I just want to feel like
this means as much to you
896
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:45,440
as it means to me.
897
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:46,441
Well, that's impossible.
898
00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:49,027
Also, nobody knows how
they'll feel in 50 years' time.
899
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:50,279
Wh... (SCOFFS)
900
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,322
Are you saying
you don't believe in marriage?
901
00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:53,574
(STAMMERS)
902
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:57,703
I mean, it's important to you,
so I'm marrying you.
903
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,496
What I do promise is that
904
00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:01,707
I will be always honest with you
about how I feel.
905
00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,500
Always. So...
906
00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:07,754
Yeah, but you ended
every relationship you've had.
907
00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:08,797
Yeah.
908
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,799
Yeah, I got out of them
before they went bad,
909
00:43:10,841 --> 00:43:13,385
but the point is
I'm trying with you, Nathan.
910
00:43:13,427 --> 00:43:15,512
I am fucking trying.
911
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,349
Actually, would you rather
we were like my parents?
912
00:43:19,391 --> 00:43:21,560
They don't even sleep in
the same room as each other.
913
00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,562
I actually don't think they even
like each other anymore.
914
00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:25,564
Life isn't like
'The Partridge Family'
915
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:28,025
where everyone
just gets on a fuckin' bus
916
00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:29,902
and sings feel-good songs.
917
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:30,944
(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
918
00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:32,696
Wow. So, you're 'trying'?
919
00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:33,739
-Yes.
-OK.
920
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:34,781
Well, I'm sorry,
921
00:43:34,823 --> 00:43:37,159
but I don't think
someone should have to try
922
00:43:37,201 --> 00:43:38,702
when it's someone they love.
923
00:43:38,744 --> 00:43:40,996
It shouldn't be
some sort of Herculean effort.
924
00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:43,207
Oh, my God, I actually can't
believe we're doing this again.
925
00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:45,626
Just because I don't say it
all the time, it doesn't mean...
926
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,003
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not about that, OK?
927
00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:49,838
This is about the fact that
I feel like
928
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,381
I am the one
driving everything -
929
00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:52,966
like, everything!
930
00:43:53,008 --> 00:43:55,677
I am the one that made us
finally settle on a date.
931
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,138
I got us the custom pinatas,
the lanterns.
932
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,765
I even designed the bouquet!
933
00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:01,558
I may care about this too much,
934
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,769
but you don't seem
to care about it, like, at all.
935
00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:06,480
That is not fair, Nathan.
That is not fair.
936
00:44:06,522 --> 00:44:10,317
Yeah? I know you haven't started
writing your vows.
937
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:11,360
You know what?
938
00:44:11,401 --> 00:44:14,363
I actually think that you are so
scarred from your mother leaving
939
00:44:14,404 --> 00:44:16,198
that you're trying to
lock me in.
940
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,075
But the truth is, Nathan,
in real life,
941
00:44:18,116 --> 00:44:20,744
families will break
your fuckin' heart.
942
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:28,460
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
943
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,546
Hey!
944
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:31,880
Have you seen these?
945
00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:33,882
(SOUTHERN US ACCENT)
I feel like fuckin' my uncle
946
00:44:33,924 --> 00:44:35,884
and riding a mechanical bull,
god damn it.
947
00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:37,594
Come on!
948
00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:41,849
MAN: And here. And again here.
949
00:44:42,891 --> 00:44:44,017
And here.
950
00:44:45,394 --> 00:44:46,937
And here.
951
00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:50,732
A letter requesting
a posthumous marriage,
952
00:44:50,774 --> 00:44:52,693
also known as necrogamy.
953
00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:54,236
'Necrogamy'.
954
00:44:54,278 --> 00:44:56,905
Saves having to fake a lifetime
of orgasms, I suppose.
955
00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,991
(GIGGLES)
956
00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:00,200
(CLEARS THROAT)
957
00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,619
It's from Miss Gemma Fitzgerald.
958
00:45:02,661 --> 00:45:05,080
She was here at the conference
pretending to be Kevin Wu.
959
00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:07,708
Oh, yes, her.
960
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:10,836
Have you heard that Kevin Wu
has an alcohol problem?
961
00:45:10,878 --> 00:45:14,089
I know. Should I send him
some flowers on your behalf?
962
00:45:14,131 --> 00:45:17,509
Why? He's an alcoholic,
not an expectant mother.
963
00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:18,927
No, draft a letter.
964
00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:21,638
"Dear Ms Fitzgerald,
yadda, yadda, yadda. No."
965
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,308
I've looked into it
and, technically -
966
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:26,768
I mean, technically -
967
00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,438
her request is not
without legal foundation.
968
00:45:29,479 --> 00:45:31,899
The 1807 Posthumous Marriage Act
969
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,109
was created
during the Napoleonic Wars
970
00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:36,904
to enable betrothed couples
separated by war
971
00:45:36,945 --> 00:45:38,697
and ultimately death
972
00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:40,240
to marry.
973
00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:44,203
The Act's never been overturned,
so, technically...
974
00:45:46,955 --> 00:45:51,043
You've got the sort of face that
absolutely begs to be punched.
975
00:45:55,047 --> 00:45:56,507
(DOOR BUZZES)
976
00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:02,930
Fuck me with a pickle.
Dylan Campbell.
977
00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:07,434
God! I miss him.
978
00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:08,769
Whoa.
979
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:12,356
You're...you're with child.
980
00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:14,358
-Don't I know it.
-Hah!
981
00:46:14,399 --> 00:46:15,817
Come on in.
982
00:46:20,656 --> 00:46:21,990
Come on.
983
00:46:23,116 --> 00:46:25,160
Everyone,
this is Dylan Campbell.
984
00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:26,828
Dylan Campbell!
985
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:28,705
What are you doing here?
(GRUNTS)
986
00:46:28,747 --> 00:46:30,749
I am so sorry.
987
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:33,627
Oh, wow. Yeah. OK.
988
00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:38,006
Yeah. Yeah, thank...
989
00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:40,843
Uh, this is Nathan's best friend
from home.
990
00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:42,928
-Dylan.
-Hey.
991
00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:44,721
I just wanted to be with people
992
00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:46,306
who knew and loved him,
you know?
993
00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:50,060
And my flight was
non-refundable, so...
994
00:46:54,398 --> 00:46:55,941
(PHONE CHIMES)
995
00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,613
Fuck me with two pickles!
996
00:47:01,655 --> 00:47:03,365
What?
997
00:47:03,407 --> 00:47:05,701
We have a meeting with
the Lord Chief Justice.
998
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:07,452
No!
999
00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:09,413
What?! Audrey!
1000
00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:10,914
(LAUGHS)
1001
00:47:10,956 --> 00:47:12,875
-Oh!
-We did it!
1002
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:15,002
-Guys, how amazing is this?
-Mm!
1003
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,259
(GEMMA SIGHS HAPPILY)
1004
00:47:24,761 --> 00:47:26,889
-MAN: It's just around here.
-Thank you.
1005
00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:29,808
Some of these books
are hundreds of years old,
1006
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,310
which is
just a few years younger
1007
00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:32,728
than the Lord Chief Justice.
1008
00:47:32,769 --> 00:47:33,854
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1009
00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:35,731
-Don't tell her I said that.
-No.
1010
00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:36,857
PATRON: Shh.
1011
00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:38,984
Thank you so much
for agreeing to meet with us,
1012
00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:42,196
especially after, um...
what happened last time.
1013
00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:45,824
Yes, well, love makes us
do mad things, doesn't it?
1014
00:47:45,866 --> 00:47:47,492
For what it's worth,
1015
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,411
I agreed with what you said
at the conference.
1016
00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:52,831
Neil Ashford's idea of
helping vulnerable women
1017
00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:54,124
is to incarcerate them,
1018
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:56,835
so well done you for
calling him out on his bullshit.
1019
00:47:56,877 --> 00:47:58,712
So, actually,
you're grateful I was there.
1020
00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:01,465
-No. You ruined the event.
-Oh.
1021
00:48:01,507 --> 00:48:03,800
So, let's get down to
the business in hand.
1022
00:48:03,842 --> 00:48:06,053
-Necrogamy.
-A horrible word.
1023
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:07,346
No one has been granted
1024
00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:09,848
a posthumous marriage licence
in this country since...
1025
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,433
1816.
1026
00:48:11,475 --> 00:48:14,728
What I don't understand is,
why marry him?
1027
00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,188
It'd be purely symbolic.
1028
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:20,317
Yes, but aren't most marriages
just symbolic things?
1029
00:48:20,359 --> 00:48:23,278
I mean, rings, certificates -
1030
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,988
they're all just symbols,
aren't they?
1031
00:48:25,030 --> 00:48:26,615
No, I'd have to disagree
with you there,
1032
00:48:26,657 --> 00:48:28,283
speaking as someone
who's been married and divorced
1033
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:29,743
more than once.
1034
00:48:29,785 --> 00:48:32,538
(CHUCKLES)
No, if rings and certificates
1035
00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:33,956
were all we had to live with...
1036
00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,082
No.
1037
00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,834
Marriage doesn't exist
in the symbolic,
1038
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:39,711
but in the real lived now.
1039
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:45,008
Have you heard of Irene Jodart?
1040
00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:46,218
Remind me.
1041
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:50,055
Well, she was this woman
in France
1042
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:53,642
who, in the '50s,
her fiance was killed
1043
00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:55,185
when this dam broke
1044
00:48:55,227 --> 00:48:57,729
and it killed a couple of
hundred other people.
1045
00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:02,109
And when President de Gaulle
came to visit the village,
1046
00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:06,238
she begged him
to let her marry her fiance
1047
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,240
and he agreed.
1048
00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:10,909
And maybe it was because of
the pressures of the media
1049
00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:14,830
or maybe it was because
he felt sorry for her
1050
00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:18,667
or maybe it was because
he understood
1051
00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:21,920
that sometimes
the symbolic is all you have.
1052
00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,130
Oh.
1053
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:29,803
Mm. Well, you know the problem
with the French, don't you?
1054
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:33,557
They're just too...
1055
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:35,809
-French?
-(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1056
00:49:35,851 --> 00:49:40,230
See, if I'm to even consider
your proposal,
1057
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:42,065
I need the family's approval.
1058
00:49:42,107 --> 00:49:43,775
-Oh, well, I mean...
-I approve.
1059
00:49:43,817 --> 00:49:46,528
And you need to demonstrate
without doubt
1060
00:49:46,570 --> 00:49:49,072
that Mr Petraszewski
1061
00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,699
would have married you
had he not died.
1062
00:49:50,741 --> 00:49:51,742
Yes, we have the...
1063
00:49:51,783 --> 00:49:53,160
And a letter of intention
to marry
1064
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:54,745
isn't going to get you anywhere.
1065
00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:56,830
I could give Alan here
a letter of my intention
1066
00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:58,373
to go Pilates this evening,
1067
00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:01,585
but he knows as well as I do
that I'll be at home on the sofa
1068
00:50:01,627 --> 00:50:02,920
finishing a bottle of Malbec.
1069
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:04,671
Just the one bottle? (CHUCKLES)
1070
00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:05,881
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1071
00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:07,758
I'll do the jokes,
thank you, Alan.
1072
00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:13,055
No, I'm afraid what
you're asking is impossible.
1073
00:50:13,096 --> 00:50:14,181
No.
1074
00:50:16,934 --> 00:50:20,437
If they can fake the moon
landing, nothing is impossible.
1075
00:50:20,479 --> 00:50:24,733
We will find you proof and this
woman will marry my brother.
1076
00:50:24,775 --> 00:50:28,570
Do you even exist inside
your mind for five minutes?
1077
00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:30,531
Thank you so much for your time.
1078
00:50:30,572 --> 00:50:33,325
ALAN: I'll see you out.
1079
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:36,495
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
1080
00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:49,508
OK. Er, I think I've got
everything that you need here.
1081
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:53,804
Um, so, I've got a copy
of the menu.
1082
00:50:53,846 --> 00:50:54,847
Oh, yeah.
1083
00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:56,765
And I've also got
a copy of the invoice
1084
00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:59,142
which shows the date
you made the booking
1085
00:50:59,184 --> 00:51:01,770
and how much of the deposit
you've already paid.
1086
00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:04,064
So, enough proof that
you were planning a wedding,
1087
00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:05,107
I should think.
1088
00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:06,942
Yeah. That's...that's great.
Thank you very much, Tim.
1089
00:51:06,984 --> 00:51:08,277
That's really helpful.
1090
00:51:09,945 --> 00:51:14,533
I think this probably isn't
the best time,
1091
00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:16,618
but then you think,
"When is the best time?"
1092
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:19,705
And then you sort of end up
never actually asking.
1093
00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:20,873
What?
1094
00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,751
I don't want to speak ill
of the dead...
1095
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:27,129
Oh, my God, Tim!
What are you talking about?
1096
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,715
(STAMMERS) I'm pretty sure...
1097
00:51:30,883 --> 00:51:32,676
..I caught Nathan cheating.
1098
00:51:32,718 --> 00:51:35,095
-What?!
-My brother would never...
1099
00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:40,475
I saw him go to the men's room
and he was...
1100
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:44,646
He was on his phone.
1101
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:47,774
And?
1102
00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:50,235
He was on his phone, Gemma!
1103
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:54,239
Completely compromises
the integrity of the event
1104
00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:58,702
if dishonest people think they
can just google the answers.
1105
00:51:58,744 --> 00:52:02,706
Oh, the quiz. He's talking
about cheating on the quiz. OK.
1106
00:52:02,748 --> 00:52:05,751
AUDREY: What the fuck
are you talking about?
1107
00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:08,962
And more importantly,
why do you look like a marmot?
1108
00:52:09,004 --> 00:52:10,714
-GEMMA: Audrey...
-(STAMMERS) Wa... Ho...
1109
00:52:10,756 --> 00:52:13,675
The questions
don't write themselves, OK?
1110
00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:16,762
The themed montage
and accompanying soundtrack
1111
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:19,056
does not cut itself together.
1112
00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:22,643
So, when someone does not
respect the no-phones policy,
1113
00:52:22,684 --> 00:52:24,937
it's like saying
what I do doesn't matter.
1114
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,272
It's like saying I don't matter.
1115
00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:30,067
I just called you a rodent.
You don't matter!
1116
00:52:30,108 --> 00:52:32,319
My brother is dead
and you're focused on trivia,
1117
00:52:32,361 --> 00:52:34,404
which, by its very definition,
is trivial!
1118
00:52:34,446 --> 00:52:37,741
I am sorry that
your brother is dead,
1119
00:52:37,783 --> 00:52:42,079
but that does not give you an
excuse to be excessively rude.
1120
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,373
(GASPS)
1121
00:52:44,414 --> 00:52:46,375
You ever had your ass kicked
by a pregnant woman?
1122
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:48,919
Can you calm down and stop
overturning furniture, please?
1123
00:52:48,961 --> 00:52:51,380
You keep looking at me
like I'm crazy
1124
00:52:51,421 --> 00:52:54,591
and this foetus and I
will fuck you up!
1125
00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:56,718
OK, OK. Yep.
1126
00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:02,266
I take it you no longer
1127
00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,142
want to proceed
with the wedding booking.
1128
00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:06,395
Oh, no, be lovely to have
it here. That'd be grand.
1129
00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:07,479
Thanks, Tim.
1130
00:53:10,148 --> 00:53:12,484
-(PHONE CHIMES)
-(AUDREY GRUNTS)
1131
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:25,873
(LAUGHS)
1132
00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:26,874
-Oh.
-Feel this.
1133
00:53:26,915 --> 00:53:28,584
-Oh, no. What, really?
-No, no, really.
1134
00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,544
-Oh. Aah!
-(LAUGHS) Feel that?
1135
00:53:30,586 --> 00:53:31,962
-(LAUGHS) God, that's nuts.
-Wait, do you?
1136
00:53:32,004 --> 00:53:34,256
Yeah, yeah,
that's really weird. Wow.
1137
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:35,507
-Sorry.
-No, that's...
1138
00:53:35,549 --> 00:53:36,675
BOTH: Yeah.
1139
00:53:38,093 --> 00:53:39,219
God.
1140
00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:44,558
I, uh, didn't tell Nathan
about the baby.
1141
00:53:46,018 --> 00:53:48,478
I thought he'd, you know,
"What's wrong with you?
1142
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,398
"You just keep jumping from
one poorly thought-out decision
1143
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,025
"to another."
1144
00:53:53,066 --> 00:53:56,320
You know, I-I-I think he would
have been proud of you.
1145
00:53:56,361 --> 00:53:58,614
You're making a family
for someone.
1146
00:53:58,655 --> 00:54:01,742
-Really? You think?
-Yeah.
1147
00:54:01,783 --> 00:54:03,285
I mean, he'd be super critical
1148
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,745
about your decision-making,
sure.
1149
00:54:04,786 --> 00:54:08,999
(LAUGHS) Obviously,
there is so much to criticise.
1150
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,667
Yeah, but I think
he'd support you.
1151
00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:12,878
Do you know what?
In fact, I am sure of it.
1152
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,505
He would support you.
1153
00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:17,883
Um...
1154
00:54:17,925 --> 00:54:22,221
You know how I, uh,
didn't make it for Christmas?
1155
00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:25,390
I missed my flight because
1156
00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:28,644
I didn't have the bus fare
to get to the airport.
1157
00:54:28,685 --> 00:54:32,773
I had $6.37 in my account
and nowhere to sleep. Uh...
1158
00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:34,608
I mean, where were your friends?
1159
00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:37,861
I'm not really good at
the friends thing.
1160
00:54:37,903 --> 00:54:40,989
I want them, but after a while,
they don't really want me.
1161
00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:45,118
So, Nathan dies thinking that
I don't give a shit about him.
1162
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,496
He's the only person in my life
that I care about
1163
00:54:47,538 --> 00:54:50,040
and I let him think that
because I didn't have...
1164
00:54:50,082 --> 00:54:51,667
Come on. Come here.
1165
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,795
(TENDER MUSIC)
1166
00:54:54,837 --> 00:54:57,756
We're never gonna be OK again,
are we?
1167
00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:01,927
No. Probably not.
1168
00:55:05,514 --> 00:55:07,474
OK, come on.
1169
00:55:07,516 --> 00:55:09,935
I've got a wedding dress
to try on.
1170
00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:12,771
(GENTLE SOUL MUSIC)
1171
00:55:12,813 --> 00:55:14,356
GEMMA: Oh, drum roll. Yeah.
1172
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:16,066
(CHUCKLES)
1173
00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:17,359
This is the... Oh!
1174
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,152
Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
1175
00:55:19,194 --> 00:55:20,737
-AUDREY: Yeah.
-Yeah.
1176
00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:22,072
-Yeah. Oh, God.
-Gorgeous.
1177
00:55:22,114 --> 00:55:23,198
Yeah. I think...
1178
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,535
I just think it's probably,
like, maybe half an inch...
1179
00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:27,578
-Oh, that's...
-..too wide.
1180
00:55:27,619 --> 00:55:28,996
No, that's easy.
Let's have a look.
1181
00:55:29,037 --> 00:55:31,623
I don't wanna have to wear
a bra, so I want that support.
1182
00:55:31,665 --> 00:55:33,292
-A bit of a lift?
-Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
1183
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,252
So, just whatever
you're doing there.
1184
00:55:35,294 --> 00:55:37,880
OK, hang on. So, let's try that.
A bit of a... Hang on.
1185
00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:39,506
-Perfect.
-A bit of a pinch like that.
1186
00:55:39,548 --> 00:55:42,009
Is there any way of, like,
bringing the bones of it in
1187
00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:44,428
to lift it up or is that
a mad thing to suggest?
1188
00:55:44,469 --> 00:55:45,470
No, that's...
1189
00:55:45,512 --> 00:55:47,973
I mean, it's very traditional,
but I like it.
1190
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:49,850
And then we've got pockets.
1191
00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:50,851
-(AUDREY GASPS)
-What?
1192
00:55:50,893 --> 00:55:52,102
-Yeah.
-Oh!
1193
00:55:52,144 --> 00:55:54,646
-Oh, my God! No way!
-Yeah.
1194
00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:57,399
Finally pockets!
It's got pockets!
1195
00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:59,902
You know? Just, like,
you would never think of it.
1196
00:55:59,943 --> 00:56:03,238
Is that dress
strictly appropriate?
1197
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,948
Well, I don't know
what's appropriate, Mammy,
1198
00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:06,950
but this is the dress
that I chose to wear,
1199
00:56:06,992 --> 00:56:07,993
so that's what I'm wearing.
1200
00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:10,078
Yeah, and you are
absolutely smokin' in it.
1201
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,748
Your husband is going to die.
Hm? (GIGGLES)
1202
00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:14,041
(CHUCKLES)
1203
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:19,338
Gemma, I'm trying
to be supportive, but...
1204
00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:22,174
Mammy, don't do, "I'm not
trying to nag you." Stop it.
1205
00:56:22,216 --> 00:56:23,842
I don't know what
you're talking about
1206
00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:26,053
"If you don't want your face to
be so obviously asymmetrical,
1207
00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:27,304
"why don't you just tilt it?"
1208
00:56:27,346 --> 00:56:28,347
Stop it.
1209
00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:31,225
Well, it is less obvious
when you tilt it left.
1210
00:56:33,227 --> 00:56:35,979
Um, excuse me, Jilly,
could you, um...
1211
00:56:36,021 --> 00:56:37,689
Could you give us a moment,
please?
1212
00:56:37,731 --> 00:56:40,317
-Oh, no, absolutely.
-Thanks, babe.
1213
00:56:42,402 --> 00:56:46,281
Gemma, look, have the party,
call it a wedding.
1214
00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:48,033
Why do you have to
make it legal?!
1215
00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:50,244
-Because I have to, Mammy.
-Gemma, what you need...
1216
00:56:50,285 --> 00:56:51,411
Oh, what I need, Mammy,
1217
00:56:51,453 --> 00:56:53,580
is for everyone to stop
telling me what I need!
1218
00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:56,583
(JILLY SINGSONGS)
I brought bubbles!
1219
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:57,626
Lovely!
1220
00:56:57,668 --> 00:57:00,462
-(JILLY GIGGLES)
-Oh, thank you very much.
1221
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:02,089
Cheers.
1222
00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:03,465
-That's for you.
-Thank you.
1223
00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:04,550
Party. Yeah?
1224
00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:09,429
Isn't she stunning, hey?
1225
00:57:09,471 --> 00:57:12,432
-Ah.
-You really do look beautiful.
1226
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,687
No, it's tasteful, but fun.
1227
00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:18,522
Traditional, but sexy.
1228
00:57:18,564 --> 00:57:20,440
So, your mum
can be proud of you,
1229
00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:23,485
but later in the bedroom,
Mum's not around, oh!
1230
00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,988
You know what I'm talking about.
Ah! (GIGGLES)
1231
00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,198
The groom is dead!
1232
00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:37,583
This is too much.
Here. Take that.
1233
00:57:43,005 --> 00:57:44,673
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
1234
00:57:44,715 --> 00:57:46,383
RUTH: Thanks for dinner.
1235
00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:47,926
LORRAINE: You're welcome.
1236
00:57:47,968 --> 00:57:52,681
Oh, I really loved that boy,
you know.
1237
00:57:52,723 --> 00:57:54,975
What am I supposed to do?
1238
00:57:55,017 --> 00:57:58,145
What, let our girl become
Miss Havisham?
1239
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:01,648
A lunatic in a wedding dress?
1240
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,946
I will do whatever it takes
to get her there.
1241
00:58:09,114 --> 00:58:12,743
I promise you
there will be no wedding.
1242
00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:16,288
# Drop, drop
1243
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:17,748
# Drop it from the top
1244
00:58:17,789 --> 00:58:19,666
# Make it work, work
1245
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,211
# Drop it till it's done
1246
00:58:22,252 --> 00:58:24,046
# Drop, drop
1247
00:58:24,087 --> 00:58:25,923
# Drop it from the top
1248
00:58:25,964 --> 00:58:27,883
# Make it work, work... #
1249
00:58:27,925 --> 00:58:32,346
Mo! You said
this was gonna be low-key!
1250
00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:34,223
Yeah, Mo, you did say that.
1251
00:58:34,264 --> 00:58:36,642
Um, OK. I have literally
just got you free entry.
1252
00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:38,852
I think the phrase that you're
looking for is 'thank you'.
1253
00:58:38,894 --> 00:58:41,355
-Thank you.
-(LAUGHS) Yeah. Thank you.
1254
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:42,439
You go find some seats.
1255
00:58:42,481 --> 00:58:44,525
I think I'm gonna
have to have a drink first.
1256
00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:45,651
I'm getting you a milk.
1257
00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:48,111
# Drop, drop
1258
00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:49,696
# Drop it from the top
1259
00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:51,949
# Make it work, work
1260
00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,284
# Drop it till it's done... #
1261
00:58:54,326 --> 00:58:55,577
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1262
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:58,080
# Yo, my body's burning up... #
1263
00:58:58,121 --> 00:58:59,623
RUTH: Thank you. Thank you.
1264
00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:02,709
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Get that down you!
1265
00:59:02,751 --> 00:59:04,878
Erm, babe, babe,
1266
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,339
I feel like I'm having
second thoughts about this.
1267
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:08,507
Mm-mm-mm. No.
1268
00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:11,051
I promised Lorraine that
we would get her to call it off.
1269
00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:14,179
If we can just make her cry,
make her feel something.
1270
00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:16,640
Look, I know,
but alcohol, mental health -
1271
00:59:16,682 --> 00:59:18,141
they are messy bedfellows.
1272
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:19,893
Just think about
my aunt Patrice.
1273
00:59:19,935 --> 00:59:21,520
She's not allowed
sharp objects anymore.
1274
00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:23,397
She has to cut her meat
with a spoon.
1275
00:59:25,065 --> 00:59:26,692
Yeah, can we get
some more tequilas, please?
1276
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,734
Line them up!
1277
00:59:27,776 --> 00:59:29,611
(CLUBBERS CHEER)
1278
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:30,612
# Break it
1279
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:32,781
# Let's go and do it, yeah... #
1280
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:36,869
Let me see you sweat,
you dirty little pricks!
1281
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:38,912
(CLUBBERS CHEER)
1282
00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:40,831
Champion!
1283
00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:43,083
Aah!
1284
00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:44,209
# W-w-w-w-wind it up
1285
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:45,878
# You're a party in my cup... #
1286
00:59:45,919 --> 00:59:47,588
-Ah! Yes, yes.
-No, no, no.
1287
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:48,672
-No?
-No, no, no.
1288
00:59:48,714 --> 00:59:49,715
OK, alright.
1289
00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:51,175
I'm just gonna...
1290
00:59:52,551 --> 00:59:53,886
Shh! Thank you.
1291
00:59:57,222 --> 01:00:00,434
Whoo!
1292
01:00:00,475 --> 01:00:02,811
This is for you! Take a sip.
1293
01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:04,688
-Take a sip.
-OK. (GROANS)
1294
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,023
A sip. Take a sip. Take...
1295
01:00:06,064 --> 01:00:08,650
(STAMMERS) Whoo. No, no.
1296
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:09,902
(GLASSES CLINK)
1297
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,028
RUTH: Mm!
1298
01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:15,199
Love you.
We are here for you, Gem.
1299
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,118
-Gem, Gem-Gem. Boop!
-Oh.
1300
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,871
'Cause alcohol helps
when you feel sad.
1301
01:00:20,913 --> 01:00:23,832
I have a book,
'Widow to Widow'...
1302
01:00:23,874 --> 01:00:24,875
Yeah.
1303
01:00:24,917 --> 01:00:26,126
..and it says, erm,
1304
01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:30,881
that your tears have hormones
and potassium in them
1305
01:00:30,923 --> 01:00:34,301
and that's why you feel better
after you just let it all out.
1306
01:00:34,343 --> 01:00:35,427
So, yeah, you've just gotta...
1307
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:36,845
You've gotta let out
your potassium, girl.
1308
01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:39,014
Whoa, I think you've had enough,
Ruthie.
1309
01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:42,726
No, no, because you're
not grieving, so you don't...
1310
01:00:42,768 --> 01:00:44,978
You need catharsis...
1311
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:46,355
(SOBS) ..so that you...
1312
01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:49,233
(SOBS) I'm sorry.
1313
01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:52,819
-Ruth! Oh, my God.
-You need to cry!
1314
01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:54,363
-What's wrong?
-(WEEPS)
1315
01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:55,948
Oh, boo-boo!
1316
01:00:55,989 --> 01:00:58,992
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1317
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:05,249
# And you don't know
just how you feel
1318
01:01:05,290 --> 01:01:06,583
# Until you're sure
1319
01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:09,127
# You're sure you know it's real
1320
01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:10,754
# The lights go up
1321
01:01:10,796 --> 01:01:13,257
# I see it in your eyes
1322
01:01:13,298 --> 01:01:16,927
# I see I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind
1323
01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:20,931
# I... I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind
1324
01:01:24,643 --> 01:01:27,813
# I... I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind... #
1325
01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:29,606
What are you doing?
1326
01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:33,569
(STAMMERS) What...what...what
am I doing right now?
1327
01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:37,364
Yeah! What are you doing,
dick cheese?
1328
01:01:37,406 --> 01:01:38,907
Uh...
1329
01:01:41,326 --> 01:01:43,829
OK, I...I can do honesty. Uh...
1330
01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:47,207
I'm kinda really messed up
about Nathan.
1331
01:01:49,126 --> 01:01:51,461
I just feel...
1332
01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:55,632
More alone than
you've ever felt?
1333
01:01:58,635 --> 01:02:00,095
Yes.
1334
01:02:01,471 --> 01:02:03,098
If it makes you feel any better,
1335
01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:05,642
if I was straight
and had no self-esteem,
1336
01:02:05,684 --> 01:02:08,812
I would totally do you.
1337
01:02:10,355 --> 01:02:12,065
Thank you.
1338
01:02:15,277 --> 01:02:16,612
(WEEPS)
1339
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:19,072
Oh, Ruth, what happened?
1340
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:21,366
-It's...it's Frank.
-What?
1341
01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,826
Frank.
1342
01:02:22,868 --> 01:02:27,080
He...he said that I was too,
like, rigid...
1343
01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:28,290
-(GASPS)
-..and too uptight.
1344
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:29,291
No, no, no, no, no.
1345
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,584
So, I stopped
feeling comfortable
1346
01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:32,085
being naked around him.
1347
01:02:32,127 --> 01:02:33,128
Bastard.
1348
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:35,088
And he said that
I was just no fun.
1349
01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:37,382
Oh, no! Come here!
1350
01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:39,384
He left me a month ago.
1351
01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:41,678
-What?!
-Yeah.
1352
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,764
Why didn't you tell me?
1353
01:02:43,805 --> 01:02:46,391
(SOBS) I'm sorry. I'm just
so humiliated right now.
1354
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:50,270
Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No!
1355
01:02:50,312 --> 01:02:52,940
I feel silly like a silly-billy.
1356
01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:55,984
You are not a silly-billy.
1357
01:02:56,026 --> 01:02:59,446
Look at me.
You are not a silly-billy, Ruth.
1358
01:02:59,488 --> 01:03:02,115
-I'm not a silly-billy?
-You are not a silly-billy.
1359
01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:04,117
Don't ever say that
about yourself.
1360
01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:07,287
He's a silly-billy.
Arsehole. He's an arsehole!
1361
01:03:07,329 --> 01:03:08,539
-Billy.
-Billy.
1362
01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,207
-Billy!
-Billy!
1363
01:03:10,249 --> 01:03:14,294
(BOTH LAUGH)
1364
01:03:14,336 --> 01:03:16,296
Oh, now I laughed too hard.
I need to wee.
1365
01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:17,339
Oh, no!
1366
01:03:17,381 --> 01:03:19,383
I do need to wee, actually.
Hang on a minute.
1367
01:03:19,424 --> 01:03:20,676
-OK.
-Yeah, yeah. (LAUGHS)
1368
01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:21,718
Sorry.
1369
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,096
RUTH: Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you know where the loo is?
1370
01:03:24,137 --> 01:03:26,265
-Just down there, lovely.
-Is it just down there?
1371
01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:29,059
OK. Sorry.
1372
01:03:29,101 --> 01:03:33,480
If there ever was a lady who
needed a Dylan intervention...
1373
01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,316
-Ask her to dance.
-Ruth?!
1374
01:03:36,358 --> 01:03:40,112
She is way out of my league.
1375
01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:41,989
Yeah, but she's drunk,
1376
01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:44,324
so her standards
are basically non-existent.
1377
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:48,328
I am not the guy
who hits on drunk women.
1378
01:03:48,370 --> 01:03:50,247
No, no, no,
I didn't say you were,
1379
01:03:50,289 --> 01:03:52,332
but you can be a friend, right,
1380
01:03:52,374 --> 01:03:55,627
asking for a friendly dance,
cheering up a friend who's blue?
1381
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:58,338
Oh, God. Sorry.
1382
01:04:02,593 --> 01:04:04,928
-Hm.
-(DYLAN CLEARS THROAT)
1383
01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:08,515
RUTH: OK. Alright. Ooh! Sorry.
1384
01:04:08,557 --> 01:04:10,809
Hey, Ruth, did you wanna...
1385
01:04:13,437 --> 01:04:14,479
I...
1386
01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:19,276
Oh. Is that the queue?
Is that the queue?
1387
01:04:19,318 --> 01:04:21,653
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna wet myself. Aah!
1388
01:04:21,695 --> 01:04:22,696
Sorry.
1389
01:04:22,738 --> 01:04:24,114
-Ruth, do you...
-Aah.
1390
01:04:24,156 --> 01:04:25,324
(SHOUTS) Ruth,
do you wanna dance?
1391
01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:26,783
Fuck sake!
1392
01:04:26,825 --> 01:04:29,036
(LIGHT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1393
01:04:33,332 --> 01:04:34,708
Dylan, what are you doing?
1394
01:04:34,750 --> 01:04:38,295
# Set me free
1395
01:04:43,342 --> 01:04:45,928
# Oh-ho, yeah
1396
01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:54,478
# When I hold you, baby
1397
01:04:57,689 --> 01:05:02,319
# When your heart beats
close to me
1398
01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:11,537
# Wanna stay in your arms
forever
1399
01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:17,668
# Only love
can set you free... #
1400
01:05:21,505 --> 01:05:22,631
He's American,
1401
01:05:22,673 --> 01:05:25,300
so that's explains
a lot of the confidence.
1402
01:05:25,342 --> 01:05:27,344
(POLE SQUEAKS)
1403
01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:33,475
# Oh-ho, yeah... #
1404
01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:35,686
(GIGGLES SOFTLY)
1405
01:05:35,727 --> 01:05:37,187
-(GASPS)
-(POST CLANGS)
1406
01:05:37,229 --> 01:05:39,147
-(LIQUID TRICKLES)
-Oh! Oh!
1407
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:41,567
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1408
01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:44,736
-I've just pissed myself!
-What?
1409
01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:46,947
-I'm pissing myself!
-Oh, for fuck's sake!
1410
01:05:46,989 --> 01:05:49,867
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
1411
01:05:49,908 --> 01:05:52,119
Oh, baby, no!
1412
01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:56,748
(GASPS) I don't know what to do.
1413
01:05:56,790 --> 01:05:58,500
-I got you.
-What?
1414
01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:00,210
(STAMMERS) What? What? What?
1415
01:06:00,252 --> 01:06:01,753
Hey, everyone!
1416
01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:04,965
-Oh, my...
-It's me!
1417
01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,842
(MUSIC DISTORTS AND CEASES)
1418
01:06:06,884 --> 01:06:09,094
I'm the one peeing on the floor.
1419
01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:11,471
(CLUBBERS GROAN)
1420
01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:13,891
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
1421
01:06:13,932 --> 01:06:17,686
Oh! (RUTH SOBS INDISTINCTLY)
1422
01:06:20,939 --> 01:06:23,275
Greece. A small island.
Folegandros.
1423
01:06:23,317 --> 01:06:25,736
-Looks lovely.
-Oh, it is.
1424
01:06:25,777 --> 01:06:27,487
We're, um...
1425
01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:30,991
We were going there
for our honeymoon.
1426
01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:32,659
Do you fly in and out of Athens?
1427
01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,244
Yeah, or you could go
via Santorini
1428
01:06:34,286 --> 01:06:35,829
and then take a little ferry.
1429
01:06:35,871 --> 01:06:38,665
Mm. Can you make a note of that?
1430
01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:39,833
ALAN: Mm-hm.
1431
01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:44,838
So, my answer's still no.
1432
01:06:45,881 --> 01:06:46,840
AUDREY AND GEMMA: What?
1433
01:06:46,882 --> 01:06:49,343
I'm satisfied that Nathan
intended to marry you,
1434
01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:51,178
but you led me to believe
that his family
1435
01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:52,596
had already given their consent.
1436
01:06:52,638 --> 01:06:54,014
-But she did.
-We have. I have.
1437
01:06:54,056 --> 01:06:56,808
But his mother, your mother,
Margaret Petraszewski,
1438
01:06:56,850 --> 01:06:59,520
now Cahill, is still alive.
1439
01:06:59,561 --> 01:07:01,146
We haven't seen her
in over 20 years.
1440
01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:03,190
-I'm his next of kin.
-Legally, you're not.
1441
01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:05,234
What, so, because
they have a shitty mother,
1442
01:07:05,275 --> 01:07:07,361
you're gonna deny Nathan
his final wish?
1443
01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:08,695
How is that fair?
1444
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:10,697
Maybe my sympathies
got the better of me
1445
01:07:10,739 --> 01:07:12,908
and I led you to think that
this was more possible
1446
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,117
than it actually was.
1447
01:07:14,159 --> 01:07:15,160
What does that mean?
1448
01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:17,829
It means that breaking with
200 years of convention
1449
01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:20,832
takes more than a pub receipt
and some holiday snaps.
1450
01:07:20,874 --> 01:07:24,002
I'm sorry if it sounds cruel,
but the law's the law.
1451
01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:25,921
My hands are tied.
1452
01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:32,803
Gemma, where are you going?
1453
01:07:32,845 --> 01:07:36,390
Honestly, Audrey,
to find your mam.
1454
01:07:36,431 --> 01:07:37,683
What?
1455
01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:39,852
Yeah, I know, but do you have
any better ideas?
1456
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:42,312
No, I thought not.
1457
01:07:42,354 --> 01:07:43,480
So...
1458
01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:47,317
REPORTER: The jury were visibly
moved by the witness's testimony
1459
01:07:47,359 --> 01:07:48,652
which ran for some time
1460
01:07:48,694 --> 01:07:51,572
and was full of
harrowing details.
1461
01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:53,699
This case is
one of the most complex
1462
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,908
to be fought in this court
1463
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:57,244
and will be running for
some weeks more.
1464
01:07:58,328 --> 01:08:00,455
(DYLAN AND AUDREY CHANT)
Defend love!
1465
01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:02,249
Love on trial!
1466
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,961
Defend love! Love on trial!
1467
01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:07,713
Why are you a hot dog?
1468
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:09,548
Because I don't do slutty nurse.
1469
01:08:09,590 --> 01:08:12,134
Why? You wanna be the hot dog?
1470
01:08:12,176 --> 01:08:14,094
No!
1471
01:08:14,136 --> 01:08:17,389
(BOTH CHANT) Defend love!
Love on trial!
1472
01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:19,224
GUARD: Excuse me. Excuse me.
1473
01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:21,643
-Excuse me, please.
-Hot dogs are not illegal.
1474
01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:23,645
Yeah, sorry, I wouldn't know
anything about that, love,
1475
01:08:23,687 --> 01:08:25,104
but could you keep
this ramp clear?
1476
01:08:25,147 --> 01:08:27,274
-Thank you.
-Whose love is on trial, then?
1477
01:08:27,316 --> 01:08:28,692
I'm glad you asked.
1478
01:08:28,734 --> 01:08:32,654
OK, Margaret. Where are you?
1479
01:08:35,741 --> 01:08:37,367
Oh, Jesus.
1480
01:08:38,743 --> 01:08:40,787
Oh, hey, Krish. You alright?
1481
01:08:40,828 --> 01:08:42,122
I see the weirdo's still here.
1482
01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:45,082
There's actually quite an
interesting story there, Anita.
1483
01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:46,710
Really? How interesting?
1484
01:08:46,752 --> 01:08:50,087
Um, well, what do you know
about necrogamy?
1485
01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:52,174
What, has someone shagged
a corpse?
1486
01:08:52,216 --> 01:08:54,301
No. Well, not yet.
1487
01:08:54,343 --> 01:08:56,929
Oh, hello. My name
is Gemma Fitzgerald.
1488
01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,848
I'm wondering does
a Margaret Cahill live there?
1489
01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,767
WOMAN OVER PHONE:
No, not here. Sorry.
1490
01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:03,393
They say love never dies
1491
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:06,395
and the people behind me
are taking that quite literally.
1492
01:09:06,438 --> 01:09:08,524
They're part of
a growing movement
1493
01:09:08,564 --> 01:09:12,569
supporting one woman's desire
to marry her late fiance.
1494
01:09:12,611 --> 01:09:15,238
Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald.
1495
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:17,448
I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill.
1496
01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:20,368
DAVID KOCH: And now for an
interesting story out of London,
1497
01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:23,287
{\an8}where the #CorpseBride campaign
1498
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:24,622
{\an8}is dividing the nation.
1499
01:09:24,665 --> 01:09:26,291
{\an8}We caught up with the manager
1500
01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:27,917
{\an8}of the wedding venue.
1501
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,462
{\an8}Whether you're
posthumous marrying
1502
01:09:30,504 --> 01:09:33,215
{\an8}or pre-humous marrying,
1503
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:35,175
{\an8}we've got it all covered.
1504
01:09:35,216 --> 01:09:37,594
{\an8}We do a Sunday roast
on a Wednesday
1505
01:09:37,636 --> 01:09:39,388
{\an8}'cause we don't give a damn.
1506
01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:40,805
ANITA:
But not everyone is happy.
1507
01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:41,849
WOMAN: It's disgusting!
1508
01:09:41,890 --> 01:09:43,684
MAN: You have to admit,
it's a bit warped.
1509
01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:45,185
I mean, what about sex?
1510
01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:47,854
This woman is condemning herself
to a life of celibacy.
1511
01:09:47,895 --> 01:09:50,524
I was married for years
before that happened.
1512
01:09:50,566 --> 01:09:53,527
{\an8}He was marrying
a wonderful woman.
1513
01:09:53,569 --> 01:09:55,320
{\an8}He was a lucky man...
1514
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:58,448
{\an8}..until he died.
1515
01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:03,453
{\an8}(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1516
01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:07,875
{\an8}Love is hard to find, you know,
1517
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:12,129
but what Nathan and Gemma had
is real love.
1518
01:10:12,171 --> 01:10:13,964
That's why so many people
support them.
1519
01:10:14,006 --> 01:10:17,676
{\an8}We want to know what that feels
like, to be loved like that.
1520
01:10:17,718 --> 01:10:19,052
{\an8}(PROTESTERS CHEER)
1521
01:10:19,094 --> 01:10:20,470
{\an8}Whoo!
1522
01:10:20,512 --> 01:10:22,055
{\an8}Yeah!
1523
01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:24,933
{\an8}Hello, my name is Gemma
1524
01:10:24,975 --> 01:10:27,394
and I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill
1525
01:10:27,436 --> 01:10:29,897
who used to be called
Margaret Petraszewski.
1526
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:34,401
Hello?
1527
01:10:34,443 --> 01:10:36,320
MARGARET OVER PHONE:
Sorry. What do you want?
1528
01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:37,529
Um...
1529
01:10:38,572 --> 01:10:41,241
Is...is this...
Is this Margaret?
1530
01:10:41,283 --> 01:10:46,038
Um, you had a son and a daughter
called Nathan and Audrey
1531
01:10:46,079 --> 01:10:49,416
and, uh, I don't really know
how to tell you this,
1532
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:52,544
but, um, Nathan's passed away.
1533
01:10:55,047 --> 01:10:57,299
And I know this might sound
kind of weird,
1534
01:10:57,341 --> 01:10:58,717
but we were gonna get married
1535
01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:02,179
and I still really want to,
1536
01:11:02,221 --> 01:11:03,514
but in order to do that,
1537
01:11:03,555 --> 01:11:05,140
I need the approval
from the family
1538
01:11:05,182 --> 01:11:06,391
or the next of kin,
1539
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:10,145
and, erm, that's you.
1540
01:11:12,147 --> 01:11:15,359
Er, sorry. Are you still there?
1541
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,735
MARGARET: Don't call here again.
1542
01:11:16,777 --> 01:11:18,445
Oh...oh, Margaret,
please don't hang up.
1543
01:11:18,487 --> 01:11:19,446
-Please, please.
-(LINE BEEPS)
1544
01:11:19,488 --> 01:11:21,740
Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1545
01:11:21,782 --> 01:11:22,950
Oh.
1546
01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:24,451
Oh, my God.
1547
01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:30,791
(DOORS SLAM)
1548
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:35,546
We are trending so hard
right now.
1549
01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:38,549
#CorpseBride has
over 226,000 followers.
1550
01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:40,968
We grew, like, 19,000 followers
since this morning.
1551
01:11:41,009 --> 01:11:42,928
That's, like, a 17% increase.
1552
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:45,722
Wow, it sounds like you just
made that number up.
1553
01:11:45,764 --> 01:11:48,809
Maybe, but people
all over the world -
1554
01:11:48,851 --> 01:11:51,687
Nairobi, Ecuador,
Fiji, Helsinki -
1555
01:11:51,728 --> 01:11:53,230
are talking about
you and Nathan.
1556
01:11:53,272 --> 01:11:57,025
I am bringing people together
inspired by love and goodwill.
1557
01:11:57,067 --> 01:12:00,112
I'm like Bono, but not cringe.
1558
01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:02,114
(SIGHS)
1559
01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,533
I found her. Your mam.
1560
01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:07,953
I mean, she hung up on me,
but it's her. She's in Oregon.
1561
01:12:07,995 --> 01:12:09,162
Gemma, we don't need her.
1562
01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:12,291
Audrey, the law doesn't care
about likes on Twitter.
1563
01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:16,211
I know your heart's in the right
place, but I have a car coming.
1564
01:12:16,253 --> 01:12:18,005
I'm supposed to get married
in three days
1565
01:12:18,046 --> 01:12:20,007
and I don't really have time
to pretend
1566
01:12:20,048 --> 01:12:22,009
that one of your schemes
is gonna work.
1567
01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:23,093
OK.
1568
01:12:31,727 --> 01:12:32,895
What are you doing?
1569
01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:34,146
You didn't seriously think
1570
01:12:34,188 --> 01:12:36,356
you were gonna go
see my mom without me?
1571
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:41,153
(WISTFUL ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
1572
01:13:23,278 --> 01:13:24,821
(EXHALES)
1573
01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:30,661
Uh, I think I might
just hang here.
1574
01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:32,371
But you came all this way.
1575
01:13:32,412 --> 01:13:35,332
I can't see her and not,
you know... (GRUNTS)
1576
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,001
-You sure?
-You go ahead.
1577
01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:39,419
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
1578
01:13:39,461 --> 01:13:41,547
(OWL HOOTS IN DISTANCE)
1579
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,798
(SIGHS) God.
1580
01:13:47,386 --> 01:13:49,596
Don't do this.
1581
01:13:54,935 --> 01:13:56,395
Yeah?
1582
01:13:56,436 --> 01:13:58,939
Margaret. Hi. Er...
1583
01:13:58,981 --> 01:14:00,816
I'm Gemma.
We spoke on the phone.
1584
01:14:00,858 --> 01:14:03,443
And, er, this is Audrey.
1585
01:14:29,511 --> 01:14:32,014
Is she with the dad?
1586
01:14:33,056 --> 01:14:35,601
Er, no, it's a surrogacy,
actually.
1587
01:14:37,728 --> 01:14:38,979
Does she have her own kids?
1588
01:14:40,355 --> 01:14:42,566
That's smart.
How much is she getting?
1589
01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:45,736
-(CHUCKLES) I don't know.
-Why not?
1590
01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,365
Maybe if you invited her in,
she could...
1591
01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:53,202
She'd be in here
if she wanted to be.
1592
01:14:54,703 --> 01:14:56,455
Oh, erm, sorry.
1593
01:14:57,497 --> 01:15:00,292
Er, this is Nathan.
1594
01:15:06,256 --> 01:15:09,426
He looks just like my father.
1595
01:15:09,468 --> 01:15:11,094
Wow.
1596
01:15:18,393 --> 01:15:20,771
Do you have any childhood photos
of Nathan?
1597
01:15:20,812 --> 01:15:23,815
-I've never seen any.
-No.
1598
01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:39,414
Are you waiting for
some kind of big explanation?
1599
01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:43,919
No. No, I...I, er, don't expect
you to explain anything.
1600
01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,921
There is no reason.
1601
01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:50,551
I just was not cut out to be
a wife and a mom.
1602
01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:52,845
No judgement here.
1603
01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:54,638
Well, that's BS.
1604
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,682
Everybody judges.
1605
01:15:56,723 --> 01:15:59,518
It's just you and him
and the kids screaming
1606
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,020
and "How are we gonna
pay for this new drywall?"
1607
01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:05,816
There is no happy ever after.
1608
01:16:08,861 --> 01:16:10,112
You know,
I actually didn't think
1609
01:16:10,153 --> 01:16:11,822
I was cut out for it either,
1610
01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:14,533
but then Nathan believed so much
in happily ever after
1611
01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:15,826
that sometimes
I could just imagine...
1612
01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:17,661
(SCOFFS)
1613
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:20,664
The boy was smart,
but he never had any sense.
1614
01:16:25,836 --> 01:16:27,379
(SIGHS)
1615
01:16:29,882 --> 01:16:32,217
I don't think that's true.
1616
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:34,094
What do you want from me?
1617
01:16:35,304 --> 01:16:37,222
Well, it's like I said
on the phone.
1618
01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,558
I can't marry Nathan without
his family's permission
1619
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,685
or his next of kin,
and that's you.
1620
01:16:41,727 --> 01:16:44,521
So, you want me
to sign some paper
1621
01:16:44,563 --> 01:16:46,815
that says you can be
my dead son's wife?
1622
01:16:46,857 --> 01:16:50,444
Yes, I...I...I know it
sounds...strange.
1623
01:16:50,485 --> 01:16:52,154
Look, I know you've come
a long way
1624
01:16:52,196 --> 01:16:53,572
and I have tried to be polite,
1625
01:16:53,614 --> 01:16:55,073
but I don't know you...
1626
01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:56,283
Oh, Margaret, please.
1627
01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:57,659
..and I don't know that man
1628
01:16:57,701 --> 01:16:59,494
and all of this,
if you'll excuse my French,
1629
01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:02,623
smells like horseshit,
so if you don't mind,
1630
01:17:02,664 --> 01:17:03,624
I think you should leave.
1631
01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:06,001
-Oh, Margaret, please. Please.
-Get out.
1632
01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:09,129
Oh, no, you owe him, though.
You owe him, Margaret.
1633
01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:12,674
You...you hurt your kids
so much,
1634
01:17:12,716 --> 01:17:14,510
but I actually think
that you might be hurting
1635
01:17:14,551 --> 01:17:16,845
because you missed out.
1636
01:17:16,887 --> 01:17:17,971
They turned out great
1637
01:17:18,013 --> 01:17:21,058
and you would be so lucky
to have them in your life.
1638
01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:25,229
So, please,
just do this one thing.
1639
01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:41,703
(EXHALES)
1640
01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:49,378
You know what I think?
You're right. We don't need her.
1641
01:17:49,419 --> 01:17:50,796
Come on.
1642
01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:07,688
GEMMA: Are you OK?
1643
01:18:07,729 --> 01:18:09,690
I'm fine.
1644
01:18:09,731 --> 01:18:11,066
GEMMA: As someone well practised
1645
01:18:11,108 --> 01:18:12,442
in the art of
passive-aggression,
1646
01:18:12,484 --> 01:18:14,152
I know that when
someone says they're fine,
1647
01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:17,489
it means they are not fine.
1648
01:18:17,531 --> 01:18:19,032
Nothing's wrong.
1649
01:18:19,074 --> 01:18:20,576
(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
1650
01:18:20,617 --> 01:18:21,743
"Nothing's wrong." That's worse.
1651
01:18:21,785 --> 01:18:23,370
That means something's
definitely wrong.
1652
01:18:23,412 --> 01:18:25,664
And if someone,
God forbid, says,
1653
01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:28,041
"Well, what do you think
is wrong?"
1654
01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,918
that's how you know
you're gonna spend the night
1655
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:32,129
getting your arse handed to you.
1656
01:18:32,171 --> 01:18:34,339
(IRISH ACCENT) "Well,
what do you think is wrong?"
1657
01:18:34,381 --> 01:18:36,842
(BOTH LAUGH)
1658
01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:38,594
Brat.
1659
01:18:38,635 --> 01:18:39,761
Ow!
1660
01:18:39,803 --> 01:18:43,682
(JAZZY MUSIC)
1661
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,559
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
1662
01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:48,937
(FLAME HISSES)
1663
01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:52,441
Oh, my God.
1664
01:18:53,567 --> 01:18:55,694
-Whoo!
-Oh, no! (LAUGHS)
1665
01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,696
I told Ruth that
I didn't want a hen party.
1666
01:18:57,738 --> 01:18:59,156
I'm not even wearing
the right clothes!
1667
01:18:59,198 --> 01:19:00,574
Yeah, she knows that.
1668
01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,242
She's organised me a hen party,
hasn't she?
1669
01:19:02,284 --> 01:19:05,329
-And a stripper.
-(GASPS) No, stop it!
1670
01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:07,247
-Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
1671
01:19:07,289 --> 01:19:09,833
'Bjorn Bigg'.
More like Bjorn Average, mate.
1672
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:10,876
(LAUGHS)
1673
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:12,211
OK.
1674
01:19:15,172 --> 01:19:16,215
-Ah.
-Hi.
1675
01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:18,133
(SINGSONGS) Hello!
1676
01:19:18,175 --> 01:19:20,052
-Hi, Gem.
-Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.
1677
01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:24,056
-Hi, Gem. How are you? Sit down.
-This is quite small. (CHUCKLES)
1678
01:19:24,097 --> 01:19:25,807
(DOOR LOCKS)
1679
01:19:25,849 --> 01:19:27,100
Alright.
1680
01:19:28,644 --> 01:19:32,189
Gem? Gem, do you want
a tea or something?
1681
01:19:36,693 --> 01:19:39,071
-Did you know?
-No.
1682
01:19:39,112 --> 01:19:41,281
(STAMMERS) I would have n...
1683
01:19:41,323 --> 01:19:42,491
Thanks, Ruth.
1684
01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:43,742
OK, whatever you guys
are planning,
1685
01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:45,452
please don't do this.
1686
01:19:45,494 --> 01:19:47,829
-Gem, we all love you.
-Gem, why don't you sit down?
1687
01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:48,872
Er, no. You know what?
1688
01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:51,124
I'm not gonna sit down, Mo,
because I'm leaving.
1689
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,377
We just wanna get you some
counselling or something.
1690
01:19:53,418 --> 01:19:54,920
-(DOORS RATTLE)
-(LAUGHS) Oh, my God! Wow.
1691
01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:56,547
DEREK: We just wanna talk
to you, Gemma.
1692
01:19:56,588 --> 01:19:58,131
Gemma,
we just wanna talk to you.
1693
01:19:58,173 --> 01:19:59,883
Mam, can you give me
the keys, please?
1694
01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,593
-Give me the keys.
-Gemma!
1695
01:20:01,635 --> 01:20:03,428
-Give me the keys, Mam!
-Stop it!
1696
01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:09,226
{\an8}Now, Gemma, marriage is
about building a future.
1697
01:20:09,268 --> 01:20:11,687
Yeah, no, tell me what it's
about. You've got a great one.
1698
01:20:11,728 --> 01:20:12,980
There is no future with Nathan.
1699
01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:16,692
{\an8}It's horrible, it's unfair,
but Nathan isn't here anymore.
1700
01:20:16,733 --> 01:20:18,569
{\an8}Yes, I'm well aware of that.
Thank you, Mammy.
1701
01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:20,195
Well, you're not acting like it.
1702
01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:21,697
Am I not acting appropriately,
Ruth?
1703
01:20:21,738 --> 01:20:23,198
Am I not following the protocols
1704
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,658
outlined in 'Widow to Widow'?
1705
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:27,703
It's unhealthy,
this weird fixation on...
1706
01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:29,329
Oh, so, I'm weird now, am I?
1707
01:20:29,371 --> 01:20:32,207
Am I sort of off-kilter
like my asymmetrical face?
1708
01:20:32,249 --> 01:20:34,835
You can't see past this now,
1709
01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:37,129
but you will fall in love
with someone again.
1710
01:20:37,171 --> 01:20:38,881
Oh, my God!
1711
01:20:38,922 --> 01:20:41,800
You will build a future with him
and you will have children.
1712
01:20:41,842 --> 01:20:44,219
Children! Oh, so, that's...
There's the real agenda!
1713
01:20:44,261 --> 01:20:48,056
You want grandchildren and I am
wasting my fertile years, Mammy.
1714
01:20:48,098 --> 01:20:50,309
No one's pressuring you
to have children.
1715
01:20:50,350 --> 01:20:51,560
Yeah, OK.
1716
01:20:51,602 --> 01:20:53,562
Well, you haven't got all
the time in the world.
1717
01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:55,772
Oh, so, I'm running out of time
now, am I, Mammy?
1718
01:20:55,814 --> 01:20:57,357
Come on, then, Mo!
Impregnate me!
1719
01:20:57,399 --> 01:20:58,442
Give me that seed!
1720
01:20:58,483 --> 01:21:00,360
-Gemma, what are you doing?
-Gemma!
1721
01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:02,946
Please impregnate me as
the nearest non-related male.
1722
01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:04,198
Gemma, stop it!
1723
01:21:04,239 --> 01:21:06,742
Give me your seed!
Make Mammy happy!
1724
01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:09,036
Nathan wouldn't want you
to throw your life away.
1725
01:21:09,077 --> 01:21:10,996
You do not know
what Nathan would want.
1726
01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:12,915
How would she know
what Nathan would want?
1727
01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:15,751
Listen, Lorraine, Gemma
could stay at home all day,
1728
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:17,961
take Nathan's name
off the gas and the electric.
1729
01:21:18,003 --> 01:21:20,214
She'd still feel bloody awful!
1730
01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:22,633
-Thank you.
-This is all your fault.
1731
01:21:22,674 --> 01:21:26,929
Making her think that
this is romantic and honourable,
1732
01:21:26,970 --> 01:21:30,516
when actually it's horribly,
horribly pointless.
1733
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:31,725
I was just trying to help.
1734
01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:33,644
Audrey is the only one
who gets it.
1735
01:21:33,685 --> 01:21:36,480
-Do you know what I get?
-Go on, Ruth. Stick your oar in.
1736
01:21:36,522 --> 01:21:38,482
That you've been taken in
by all of this -
1737
01:21:38,524 --> 01:21:40,234
the protest, the media,
1738
01:21:40,275 --> 01:21:42,152
going to America
to distract yourself
1739
01:21:42,194 --> 01:21:45,531
because you never wanted to
marry him in the first place.
1740
01:22:01,839 --> 01:22:03,507
(SOFTLY) Do you think
I didn't love Nathan?
1741
01:22:03,549 --> 01:22:07,177
-I didn't say that.
-Do you know what?
1742
01:22:07,219 --> 01:22:10,430
Fuck you, Ruth. Fuck all of you.
1743
01:22:10,472 --> 01:22:14,768
-Gem...
-No, Nathan wanted a family.
1744
01:22:14,810 --> 01:22:16,103
He wanted a home.
1745
01:22:16,144 --> 01:22:17,521
He wanted something solid
1746
01:22:17,563 --> 01:22:19,898
and that's why
I agreed to marry you.
1747
01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:21,275
That is why.
1748
01:22:21,316 --> 01:22:23,402
And...and that's what
I was saying when I said
1749
01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,153
that I will always love you,
1750
01:22:25,195 --> 01:22:27,239
that I will never
walk out on you.
1751
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:30,784
That is the promise that I made.
1752
01:22:30,826 --> 01:22:35,998
Well, we are not gonna stand by
and watch you hurt yourself.
1753
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,545
(WHISPERS) Please, Daddy.
1754
01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:47,259
Give me the keys.
1755
01:22:54,683 --> 01:22:56,143
DEREK: Alright, love.
1756
01:22:57,936 --> 01:23:01,064
-(KEYS JANGLE)
-(SOLEMN MUSIC)
1757
01:23:02,774 --> 01:23:05,444
(MO SIGHS)
1758
01:23:06,695 --> 01:23:08,447
There you go, Gem.
1759
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:20,334
Well, that went well, didn't it?
1760
01:23:25,547 --> 01:23:27,591
It's gonna be OK.
1761
01:23:27,633 --> 01:23:30,802
I promise you, it's gonna be OK.
1762
01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:41,688
(CHUCKLES)
1763
01:23:44,399 --> 01:23:46,860
Oh, my God.
1764
01:23:46,902 --> 01:23:48,320
(CHUCKLES)
1765
01:23:51,114 --> 01:23:53,951
Oh, my God, what are you doing?
Are you joking?
1766
01:23:53,992 --> 01:23:55,536
I misunderstood.
I thought you...
1767
01:23:55,577 --> 01:23:58,205
I'm marrying
your brother tomorrow.
1768
01:23:58,247 --> 01:23:59,623
You're fucking insane.
1769
01:23:59,665 --> 01:24:01,250
Yeah, but that's
what you like about me.
1770
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,877
Oh, Audrey, this is not a joke.
1771
01:24:03,919 --> 01:24:06,088
Not everything's a bloody joke.
1772
01:24:06,129 --> 01:24:08,382
I'm just trying to
make you laugh.
1773
01:24:10,551 --> 01:24:11,718
And...
1774
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,595
Just we've gotten so close
1775
01:24:13,637 --> 01:24:16,223
and you get me in a way
that no one else gets me and...
1776
01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:17,599
I don't know. My hormones.
1777
01:24:17,641 --> 01:24:19,226
What, you're blaming
your pregnancy now?
1778
01:24:19,268 --> 01:24:21,562
God. Sorry, sir,
can you stop the car, please?
1779
01:24:21,603 --> 01:24:22,604
Gemma, wait.
1780
01:24:22,646 --> 01:24:24,022
No, I... Oh, my God. I don't...
1781
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:25,858
I actually don't even know
what I'm doing anymore.
1782
01:24:25,899 --> 01:24:27,776
Sir, can you please
hurry up and pull over?
1783
01:24:27,818 --> 01:24:29,778
Do you know what? Actually,
everyone is right about you.
1784
01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:30,988
You're fuckin' nuts,
but I'm worse
1785
01:24:31,029 --> 01:24:32,823
because I've been
the one listening to you.
1786
01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:36,034
I just need you to stay away
from me, Audrey.
1787
01:24:36,076 --> 01:24:37,786
-(INDICATOR TICKS)
-(DOOR SLAMS)
1788
01:24:41,373 --> 01:24:44,459
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1789
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:47,629
(BIRDS CALL)
1790
01:25:00,851 --> 01:25:03,562
I don't know what I'm doing,
Grizz.
1791
01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:05,564
Well, no one does.
1792
01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:12,362
I thought that maybe
I was doing it for you,
1793
01:25:12,404 --> 01:25:14,448
that maybe I could show you.
1794
01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,702
Maybe it's just that
I can't accept...
1795
01:25:20,871 --> 01:25:22,706
(EXHALES)
1796
01:25:25,626 --> 01:25:27,044
Am I crazy?
1797
01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:32,382
I can't answer that, boo bear.
I'm dead.
1798
01:25:33,842 --> 01:25:36,970
(TENDER MUSIC)
1799
01:25:48,065 --> 01:25:51,777
# I got carried out to sea
1800
01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:55,155
# On a wave of hope
1801
01:25:55,197 --> 01:25:58,408
# My faith was strong
1802
01:25:58,450 --> 01:26:01,078
# My heart was filled
1803
01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:05,582
# With innocence and dreams
1804
01:26:05,624 --> 01:26:09,127
# Of what could be
1805
01:26:09,169 --> 01:26:12,965
# But sometimes dreams
get shattered
1806
01:26:13,006 --> 01:26:17,219
# By the daylight streaming in
1807
01:26:19,263 --> 01:26:21,348
# And somewhere down the road
1808
01:26:21,390 --> 01:26:25,352
# We lost each other
1809
01:26:26,645 --> 01:26:28,730
# And somewhere down the line
1810
01:26:28,772 --> 01:26:32,359
# We lost ourselves
1811
01:26:33,610 --> 01:26:35,988
# And too much for us
to face the storm... #
1812
01:26:36,029 --> 01:26:37,823
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1813
01:26:40,492 --> 01:26:42,286
# Next thing, we're broken... #
1814
01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:43,829
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1815
01:26:47,165 --> 01:26:48,458
Oh, Mrs Chen,
1816
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,794
I didn't have a shower
after 9:30, I swear.
1817
01:26:50,836 --> 01:26:52,754
I can see that, dear.
1818
01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,715
This came yesterday.
1819
01:26:59,303 --> 01:27:02,014
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1820
01:27:02,055 --> 01:27:03,932
(PHONE RINGS)
1821
01:27:06,018 --> 01:27:07,769
Babe, look, I am...
I am so, so...
1822
01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:09,396
GEMMA OVER PHONE:
Ruth, just listen to me.
1823
01:27:09,438 --> 01:27:11,398
The wedding's back on and,
yes, before you say anything,
1824
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:12,941
yes, I know
I cancelled the wedding,
1825
01:27:12,983 --> 01:27:14,902
but I am cancelling
the cancellation.
1826
01:27:14,943 --> 01:27:17,446
I got it -
Nathan's mam's approval.
1827
01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:19,740
RUTH: But the ceremony's in
less than two hours, Gem!
1828
01:27:19,781 --> 01:27:22,201
-There's no time!
-Duly noted, Ruth.
1829
01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:24,620
All we have to do is get
the Lord Chief Justice to...
1830
01:27:24,661 --> 01:27:26,622
Oh, my God, my eyebrows
look like an actual yeti.
1831
01:27:26,663 --> 01:27:27,915
How did this happen? Audrey!
1832
01:27:27,956 --> 01:27:31,418
Oh, we have to find Audrey.
We have to find Audrey.
1833
01:27:31,460 --> 01:27:32,794
She's already at the airport.
1834
01:27:32,836 --> 01:27:36,465
I got her the first alternate,
the VA320 to Chicago.
1835
01:27:36,507 --> 01:27:39,384
I don't care!
We have to get to the airport!
1836
01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,053
We have to find her!
1837
01:27:41,094 --> 01:27:43,805
(MUSIC STOPS)
1838
01:27:43,847 --> 01:27:46,767
Er, Ruth, I'll see you in a sec.
1839
01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:52,064
I, uh, couldn't get an Uber.
1840
01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:54,483
My rating's too low.
1841
01:27:55,526 --> 01:27:57,027
Where did you
even stay last night?
1842
01:27:57,069 --> 01:27:58,737
Like I told you,
1843
01:27:58,779 --> 01:28:00,822
I'm very resourceful.
1844
01:28:02,908 --> 01:28:04,993
She saw you on television,
1845
01:28:05,035 --> 01:28:08,163
you know, with the media
and the campaign and everything.
1846
01:28:15,546 --> 01:28:17,840
Your mam changed her mind
because of you, Audrey.
1847
01:28:20,425 --> 01:28:22,511
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
1848
01:28:26,139 --> 01:28:27,516
(SIGHS)
1849
01:28:29,685 --> 01:28:31,270
Let's finish this for Nathan.
1850
01:28:31,311 --> 01:28:35,023
(TYRES SCREECH)
1851
01:28:35,065 --> 01:28:38,443
(LIVELY FUNKY MUSIC)
1852
01:28:38,485 --> 01:28:42,364
# Hotcake fresh out the oven
1853
01:28:42,406 --> 01:28:43,991
# Made just for you
1854
01:28:44,032 --> 01:28:45,367
# 200 degrees
1855
01:28:45,409 --> 01:28:47,411
-# Just like a hotcake
-# Hotcake
1856
01:28:47,452 --> 01:28:49,413
-# Give me some lovin'
-# Give me some lovin'
1857
01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:51,248
# Don't make me beg, baby... #
1858
01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:53,876
Move it, ladies.
We've got a wedding to go to.
1859
01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:57,421
Whoo! Ruth, you are a babe!
1860
01:28:57,462 --> 01:28:59,756
Frank is missing out!
1861
01:28:59,798 --> 01:29:02,301
I know. Get in.
1862
01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:04,970
-(ENGINE REVS)
-(GLOVE SQUEAKS)
1863
01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:08,098
-(ENGINE STOPS)
-(CAR BEEPS)
1864
01:29:09,141 --> 01:29:11,059
Oh.
1865
01:29:11,101 --> 01:29:12,895
Oh, no.
1866
01:29:12,936 --> 01:29:14,688
(CAR BEEPS)
1867
01:29:14,730 --> 01:29:16,481
-Is that a quick fix?
-Um...
1868
01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:19,818
Yes, it's on! It's on! It's on!
1869
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:21,403
Erm, but...but wait,
what's happened?
1870
01:29:21,445 --> 01:29:24,239
-I don't understand.
-Tell Mo, erm, the rings.
1871
01:29:24,281 --> 01:29:26,491
-To bring the rings.
-Ooh, sorry.
1872
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:28,327
-Do you have the rings?
-Yeah, I've got them.
1873
01:29:28,368 --> 01:29:30,245
What, do I need to be there now?
1874
01:29:30,287 --> 01:29:31,288
-I'm so sorry.
-Yeah.
1875
01:29:31,330 --> 01:29:32,789
-Would you mind just...
-Like, right now.
1876
01:29:32,831 --> 01:29:35,292
OK, erm, yeah,
I'll see you there in a bit.
1877
01:29:35,334 --> 01:29:37,294
-(BELL DINGS)
-It's my stop. Sorry, guys.
1878
01:29:37,336 --> 01:29:39,004
-Oh, mate.
-Hang on a minute.
1879
01:29:39,046 --> 01:29:40,214
-We really...
-Wait a minute.
1880
01:29:40,255 --> 01:29:41,965
Can you give the pins back,
please?
1881
01:29:43,133 --> 01:29:44,968
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC)
1882
01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:46,386
Shit!
1883
01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:48,764
GEMMA: Come on!
Put your back into it!
1884
01:29:48,805 --> 01:29:52,643
# I have a story of sorrow... #
1885
01:29:52,684 --> 01:29:55,646
GEMMA: Oh, my God. I'm gonna
drop it. I'm gonna drop it.
1886
01:29:55,687 --> 01:29:57,940
-(GEMMA GROANS)
-Come on!
1887
01:29:57,981 --> 01:29:59,399
GEMMA: I'm coming!
1888
01:30:00,692 --> 01:30:02,486
GEMMA: My dress is so big!
1889
01:30:02,528 --> 01:30:03,737
Oh! Sorry!
1890
01:30:03,779 --> 01:30:06,782
That's the Corpse Bride, that.
Can I get a photo?
1891
01:30:06,823 --> 01:30:08,784
-Ruth, come on!
-Oh, yep, yep.
1892
01:30:08,825 --> 01:30:10,953
# When will we meet again?
1893
01:30:10,994 --> 01:30:12,955
# When will we hold each other?
1894
01:30:12,996 --> 01:30:14,998
# Can't get you out
of my head... #
1895
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,084
-GEMMA: Sorry, mister!
-Oh, I love the wig!
1896
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,253
-It's very nice.
-GEMMA: Come on!
1897
01:30:19,294 --> 01:30:20,921
# Oh, yeah! #
1898
01:30:20,963 --> 01:30:22,381
-(AUDREY GROANS)
-Come here.
1899
01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:23,674
Oh, the machine!
1900
01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:25,300
Just drop the boxes there
and come through.
1901
01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:26,677
OK.
1902
01:30:26,718 --> 01:30:28,053
(GROANS)
1903
01:30:30,722 --> 01:30:32,474
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1904
01:30:32,516 --> 01:30:34,726
Sorry. If you could just
take off your shoes.
1905
01:30:34,768 --> 01:30:35,894
Oh.
1906
01:30:35,936 --> 01:30:37,396
Alright, children.
Let's sit down.
1907
01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,857
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-GEMMA: Oh, come on!
1908
01:30:39,898 --> 01:30:40,983
Bloody stilts.
1909
01:30:42,025 --> 01:30:43,735
-Right.
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
1910
01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,779
Oh, come on!
1911
01:30:45,821 --> 01:30:46,989
Fine. OK.
1912
01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:48,407
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1913
01:30:48,448 --> 01:30:49,783
RUTH: Oh!
1914
01:30:49,825 --> 01:30:51,910
OK.
1915
01:30:51,952 --> 01:30:53,287
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1916
01:30:53,328 --> 01:30:56,832
Oh, you've got to be...
I don't bloody believe it!
1917
01:30:56,874 --> 01:30:59,001
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-RUTH: Fine.
1918
01:30:59,042 --> 01:31:00,377
Alright, fine.
1919
01:31:00,419 --> 01:31:01,962
Fine, fine.
1920
01:31:03,755 --> 01:31:05,757
Why are you looking away?
Why are you looking away?
1921
01:31:05,799 --> 01:31:07,843
-It's just a body. Whoo!
-(GASPS)
1922
01:31:07,885 --> 01:31:09,636
# Hotcake
1923
01:31:09,678 --> 01:31:11,680
# Fresh out the oven
1924
01:31:11,722 --> 01:31:13,348
# Made just for you
1925
01:31:13,390 --> 01:31:14,933
# 200 degrees
1926
01:31:14,975 --> 01:31:17,311
-# Just like a hotcake
-# Hotcake
1927
01:31:17,352 --> 01:31:19,897
-# Give me some lovin'
-# Give me some lovin'
1928
01:31:19,938 --> 01:31:21,440
# Don't make me beg, baby
1929
01:31:21,481 --> 01:31:23,025
# Baby, please
1930
01:31:23,066 --> 01:31:25,277
# Hotcake... #
1931
01:31:25,319 --> 01:31:27,321
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-Right.
1932
01:31:27,362 --> 01:31:28,822
It's OK. Just go through.
You're fine.
1933
01:31:28,864 --> 01:31:31,366
-Yeah, am I? You sure? You sure?
-Yes.
1934
01:31:33,952 --> 01:31:35,454
-Thanks, babes. Let's go.
-# Hotcake... #
1935
01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:38,081
GEMMA: Come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
1936
01:31:38,123 --> 01:31:39,499
-Hiya. Hiya.
-# Hotcake... #
1937
01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:44,046
GEMMA: God!
Who designs these things?
1938
01:31:44,087 --> 01:31:46,215
(PANTS)
1939
01:31:46,256 --> 01:31:48,091
What do you think you're doing?!
1940
01:31:48,133 --> 01:31:50,010
Nathan's mam gave us approval.
1941
01:31:50,052 --> 01:31:51,553
I want my wedding licence.
1942
01:31:51,595 --> 01:31:52,888
We are in a meeting.
1943
01:31:52,930 --> 01:31:55,682
-Love waits for no one.
-Shut up, Alan!
1944
01:31:55,724 --> 01:31:59,311
You said I needed his family's
approval. Well, I got it.
1945
01:31:59,353 --> 01:32:03,565
So, please just sign it.
1946
01:32:06,652 --> 01:32:08,904
Oh, hey, David.
1947
01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:10,531
Kevin.
1948
01:32:12,574 --> 01:32:14,743
Fine. So, she's given
her approval.
1949
01:32:15,827 --> 01:32:18,497
-You can't expect me to just...
-No!
1950
01:32:18,539 --> 01:32:20,374
I can't just...
1951
01:32:20,415 --> 01:32:21,583
No!
1952
01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:23,377
(STAMMERS)
1953
01:32:25,212 --> 01:32:26,797
You can't expect me...
1954
01:32:38,058 --> 01:32:39,059
Fine.
1955
01:32:39,101 --> 01:32:40,185
(GASPS)
1956
01:32:40,227 --> 01:32:41,603
-Love wins.
-Yes! (LAUGHS)
1957
01:32:41,645 --> 01:32:43,397
You get your licence.
1958
01:32:43,438 --> 01:32:44,565
Thank you!
1959
01:32:44,606 --> 01:32:47,359
Oh! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
1960
01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:51,947
Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice.
1961
01:32:51,989 --> 01:32:53,615
-Goodbye.
-Where are you going?
1962
01:32:53,657 --> 01:32:56,493
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened.
1963
01:32:56,535 --> 01:32:57,619
Mwah!
1964
01:32:59,955 --> 01:33:03,792
For the record, you are a babe.
1965
01:33:08,255 --> 01:33:10,924
That was a very sweet thing
you just did.
1966
01:33:10,966 --> 01:33:12,634
Mm.
1967
01:33:12,676 --> 01:33:15,804
Maybe I'm just
a big old romantic.
1968
01:33:15,846 --> 01:33:20,100
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1969
01:33:20,142 --> 01:33:21,727
# Bring it back
1970
01:33:21,768 --> 01:33:22,769
# Bring your lovin'... #
1971
01:33:22,811 --> 01:33:23,812
-(COUGHS)
-You OK?
1972
01:33:23,854 --> 01:33:24,855
Let me take that.
1973
01:33:24,897 --> 01:33:26,773
-Do you want me to take that?
-Yeah.
1974
01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:30,402
# You make me feel like
a good woman should... #
1975
01:33:30,444 --> 01:33:31,653
GEMMA: You got this.
1976
01:33:31,695 --> 01:33:33,947
# I'm a sad soul sister... #
1977
01:33:33,989 --> 01:33:36,116
(GEMMA GROANS) Oh, my God.
1978
01:33:36,158 --> 01:33:37,951
# Bring your lovin' back
to me... #
1979
01:33:37,993 --> 01:33:39,077
My arms. Oh, my arms.
1980
01:33:39,119 --> 01:33:42,664
# Yeah, yeah
1981
01:33:42,706 --> 01:33:44,374
# Bring it back
1982
01:33:44,416 --> 01:33:46,126
# Sugar, bring it back... #
1983
01:33:46,168 --> 01:33:49,880
-(CHEERING)
-(GEMMA STAMMERS)
1984
01:33:49,922 --> 01:33:52,299
Oh. What? Oh.
1985
01:33:52,341 --> 01:33:55,552
(CROWD ROARS)
1986
01:33:55,594 --> 01:33:58,430
-What is this?
-I think it's for you.
1987
01:34:07,189 --> 01:34:08,982
-Thank you!
-WOMAN: You make me sick!
1988
01:34:09,024 --> 01:34:10,692
-AUDREY: Hi!
-WOMAN: Sick!
1989
01:34:10,734 --> 01:34:12,653
(PEOPLE BOO)
1990
01:34:14,321 --> 01:34:16,406
Oh, what, haven't you got
anything better in your life?
1991
01:34:16,448 --> 01:34:18,659
-Shh, it's mostly nice.
-You don't know my story!
1992
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:19,868
AUDREY: Shh.
1993
01:34:21,537 --> 01:34:26,250
(SMOOTH MUSIC)
1994
01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:28,877
(SINGERS VOCALISE SOULFULLY)
1995
01:35:00,075 --> 01:35:02,953
# Standing now
1996
01:35:02,995 --> 01:35:07,457
# Calling all the people here
to see the show
1997
01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:12,588
# Calling for my demons now
to let me go... #
1998
01:35:12,629 --> 01:35:14,131
(GUESTS LAUGH)
1999
01:35:14,173 --> 01:35:16,258
# I need something
2000
01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:18,969
# Give me something wonderful
2001
01:35:23,765 --> 01:35:26,310
# I believe
2002
01:35:26,351 --> 01:35:30,939
# She won't take me somewhere
I'm not supposed to be
2003
01:35:32,357 --> 01:35:36,695
# You can't steal the things
that God has given me
2004
01:35:40,199 --> 01:35:45,704
# I can see a place of trouble
2005
01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:47,789
# And I'm on the verge
2006
01:35:51,210 --> 01:35:56,715
# For the love of everybody
2007
01:35:56,757 --> 01:35:59,051
# I need something more
2008
01:36:02,471 --> 01:36:07,851
# Now I feel
some days of trouble
2009
01:36:07,893 --> 01:36:09,937
# I'm in the house of war... #
2010
01:36:13,232 --> 01:36:14,525
GEMMA: Where' s Mam?
2011
01:36:17,152 --> 01:36:19,238
Sorry.
2012
01:36:25,244 --> 01:36:26,537
(EXHALES)
2013
01:36:26,578 --> 01:36:29,498
(MUSIC FADES)
2014
01:36:33,836 --> 01:36:36,797
(BREATHS ECHO)
2015
01:36:46,932 --> 01:36:49,184
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
2016
01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:52,604
(SOBS)
2017
01:36:59,778 --> 01:37:01,071
Oh, no.
2018
01:37:03,574 --> 01:37:05,659
(BREATHS ECHO)
2019
01:37:05,701 --> 01:37:07,452
(MUFFLED) I'm sorry.
2020
01:37:08,495 --> 01:37:11,456
(SOBS) I'm so sorry.
2021
01:37:11,498 --> 01:37:14,334
(MUFFLED SOBBING)
2022
01:37:17,045 --> 01:37:18,422
Daddy.
2023
01:37:18,463 --> 01:37:21,425
(GEMMA WEEPS)
2024
01:37:27,890 --> 01:37:31,101
(SOBS) I should have told him
every day
2025
01:37:31,143 --> 01:37:32,477
how much he meant to me
2026
01:37:32,519 --> 01:37:33,979
and I never told him.
2027
01:37:34,021 --> 01:37:35,689
I never told him.
2028
01:37:35,731 --> 01:37:37,357
(SOFTLY) Hey, you. Hey, you.
2029
01:37:37,399 --> 01:37:41,904
(SOBS) He thought I was marrying
him because he chose me,
2030
01:37:41,945 --> 01:37:43,947
but I chose him.
2031
01:37:46,033 --> 01:37:49,203
I chose him every day.
2032
01:37:49,244 --> 01:37:52,039
(GEMMA SOBS)
2033
01:37:53,332 --> 01:37:55,334
(RUTH GASPS)
2034
01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:56,668
Oh, Mam.
2035
01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:58,420
(LORRAINE SOBS) Shush, shush.
2036
01:38:02,174 --> 01:38:03,467
-Come on.
-I'm sorry.
2037
01:38:03,509 --> 01:38:06,094
No. Let's go. Come on.
2038
01:38:06,136 --> 01:38:07,262
Come on.
2039
01:38:16,772 --> 01:38:18,690
I've got you.
2040
01:38:23,737 --> 01:38:25,989
This is how
she needs to say goodbye.
2041
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:33,539
Alright?
2042
01:38:34,831 --> 01:38:35,874
(KISSES)
2043
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,877
-OK?
-Yeah.
2044
01:38:38,919 --> 01:38:40,295
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
2045
01:38:40,337 --> 01:38:41,547
-Yeah.
-Yeah!
2046
01:38:41,588 --> 01:38:43,090
(LIGHT MUSIC)
2047
01:38:43,131 --> 01:38:48,971
# It's the way
that you walk in the room
2048
01:38:49,012 --> 01:38:51,640
# Your heart is a beacon
2049
01:38:51,682 --> 01:38:53,475
# Don't need a reason... #
2050
01:38:53,517 --> 01:38:55,352
You OK?
2051
01:38:55,394 --> 01:38:57,020
# It's easy to do... #
2052
01:38:57,062 --> 01:38:58,313
Please be seated.
2053
01:38:58,355 --> 01:39:01,066
# I'm lost in your smile
2054
01:39:01,108 --> 01:39:02,985
# It's been a while... #
2055
01:39:03,026 --> 01:39:04,736
Welcome, everyone,
2056
01:39:04,778 --> 01:39:09,491
to the wedding
of Gemma and Nathan.
2057
01:39:09,533 --> 01:39:12,995
None of us have ever been to
a wedding quite like this.
2058
01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:19,334
Gemma, do you take Nathan to be
your lawful wedded husband,
2059
01:39:19,376 --> 01:39:23,505
to be loving, faithful
and loyal to him?
2060
01:39:23,547 --> 01:39:27,176
# Who knows
what time is gonna do? #
2061
01:39:29,219 --> 01:39:30,804
I do.
2062
01:39:33,140 --> 01:39:38,061
# I like watching the days go by
with you... #
2063
01:39:38,103 --> 01:39:41,523
This ring is an unbroken circle
2064
01:39:41,565 --> 01:39:45,861
symbolising unending
and everlasting love.
2065
01:39:53,869 --> 01:39:56,038
(SOBS)
2066
01:40:01,084 --> 01:40:05,506
# Who knows
what time is gonna do?
2067
01:40:05,547 --> 01:40:10,469
# All I know is a simple truth
2068
01:40:10,511 --> 01:40:15,224
# I like watching the days go by
2069
01:40:15,265 --> 01:40:20,020
# I like watching the days go by
2070
01:40:20,062 --> 01:40:25,609
# I like watching the days go by
with you... #
2071
01:40:25,651 --> 01:40:28,362
(SWEET INSTRUMENTAL POP MUSIC)
2072
01:40:35,285 --> 01:40:38,580
-I am very happy to pronounce...
-(LAUGHS)
2073
01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:42,751
..Nathan and Gemma
husband and wife.
2074
01:40:42,793 --> 01:40:45,337
(LAUGHS, WEEPS)
2075
01:40:45,379 --> 01:40:48,090
-(GUESTS CHEER)
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
2076
01:40:48,131 --> 01:40:51,176
Whoo-hoo!
2077
01:41:07,776 --> 01:41:09,820
(DYLAN WHOOPS)
2078
01:41:09,862 --> 01:41:12,531
(LIVELY LATIN JAZZ MUSIC)
2079
01:41:12,573 --> 01:41:14,157
-MO: One...
-GUESTS: One...
2080
01:41:14,199 --> 01:41:15,742
-MO: ..two...
-GUESTS: ..two...
2081
01:41:15,784 --> 01:41:18,370
-MO: ..three...
-GUESTS: ..three...
2082
01:41:18,412 --> 01:41:21,373
Wahey! No, no, no, no, no.
Let's leave Nathan. (LAUGHS)
2083
01:41:22,457 --> 01:41:24,168
(GUESTS CHEER)
2084
01:41:28,255 --> 01:41:29,548
GUESTS: Three.
2085
01:41:29,590 --> 01:41:30,966
(GUESTS EXCLAIM)
2086
01:41:36,263 --> 01:41:38,390
(EXCLAIMS INDISTINCTLY)
2087
01:41:38,432 --> 01:41:40,434
-# Cha cha cha! #
-(LATIN JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES)
2088
01:41:59,912 --> 01:42:01,413
Hello.
2089
01:42:01,455 --> 01:42:06,126
Erm, er, well, welcome to...
2090
01:42:06,168 --> 01:42:08,295
(LAUGHS) ..what...
whatever this is.
2091
01:42:08,337 --> 01:42:09,379
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
2092
01:42:09,421 --> 01:42:11,798
You know, Nathan wanted us to
write our own vows,
2093
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:15,886
which I think was because
he wanted me to just once
2094
01:42:15,928 --> 01:42:18,013
hear how I truly felt.
2095
01:42:18,055 --> 01:42:20,516
Erm, so, er...
2096
01:42:23,060 --> 01:42:24,228
God. (CHUCKLES)
2097
01:42:24,269 --> 01:42:26,647
Erm... Oh, my God.
2098
01:42:26,688 --> 01:42:28,023
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
2099
01:42:28,065 --> 01:42:29,274
Aha.
2100
01:42:30,901 --> 01:42:34,655
I was sleeping and right in
the middle of a good dream
2101
01:42:34,696 --> 01:42:36,907
And all at once, I wake up
2102
01:42:36,949 --> 01:42:40,536
From something that keeps
knocking at my brain
2103
01:42:40,577 --> 01:42:42,704
Before I go insane
2104
01:42:42,746 --> 01:42:45,832
I hold my pillow to my head
2105
01:42:45,874 --> 01:42:48,377
And spring up in my bed
2106
01:42:48,418 --> 01:42:51,630
Screaming out the words I dread.
2107
01:42:53,674 --> 01:42:55,092
(PLAYS PIANO NOTE)
2108
01:42:58,387 --> 01:43:01,390
(SINGS) # I think I love you
2109
01:43:01,431 --> 01:43:03,600
# I think I love you
2110
01:43:07,396 --> 01:43:10,482
# I think I love you
2111
01:43:10,524 --> 01:43:13,944
# So what am I so afraid of?
2112
01:43:13,986 --> 01:43:17,072
# I'm afraid that I'm unsure of
2113
01:43:17,114 --> 01:43:20,117
# A love that
there's no cure for... #
2114
01:43:24,955 --> 01:43:26,373
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
2115
01:43:27,916 --> 01:43:30,252
(SINGS)
# I think I love you... #
2116
01:43:30,294 --> 01:43:31,712
(LAUGHS)
2117
01:43:31,753 --> 01:43:34,006
(BOTH SING) # Isn't that
what life is made of?
2118
01:43:34,047 --> 01:43:36,466
# Though it worries me to say
2119
01:43:36,508 --> 01:43:38,802
# I've never felt this way... #
2120
01:43:38,844 --> 01:43:40,804
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
2121
01:43:40,846 --> 01:43:43,807
The father of the bride,
ladies and gentlemen. (LAUGHS)
2122
01:43:43,849 --> 01:43:45,184
Aww.
2123
01:43:45,225 --> 01:43:47,186
(BOTH SING) # I don't know
what I'm up against
2124
01:43:47,227 --> 01:43:49,438
# I don't know
what it's all about
2125
01:43:49,479 --> 01:43:52,608
(AUDREY AND LORRAINE SING)
# I got so much to think about
2126
01:43:53,901 --> 01:43:56,945
# Hey, I think I love you
2127
01:43:56,987 --> 01:43:59,239
# So what am I so afraid of?
2128
01:43:59,281 --> 01:44:01,491
# I'm afraid that
I'm not sure of
2129
01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:04,119
# A love
there is no cure for... #
2130
01:44:04,161 --> 01:44:05,287
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
2131
01:44:05,329 --> 01:44:07,247
{\an8}I'm pushing the beds together
tonight.
2132
01:44:07,289 --> 01:44:08,457
GUESTS: # I think I love you
2133
01:44:08,498 --> 01:44:10,334
# Isn't that what life
is made of? #
2134
01:44:10,375 --> 01:44:12,419
MAN ON VIDEO: Oh, my God,
Audrey! Check it out!
2135
01:44:12,461 --> 01:44:15,589
We set up the nursery!
Isn't it cute?!
2136
01:44:15,631 --> 01:44:19,301
Please RSVP for the baby shower.
Goodbye!
2137
01:44:20,802 --> 01:44:21,887
(PHONE WHOOSHES)
2138
01:44:21,929 --> 01:44:23,430
# I think I love you
2139
01:44:23,472 --> 01:44:26,225
# Isn't that what life
is made of?
2140
01:44:26,266 --> 01:44:28,560
# Though it worries me to say
2141
01:44:28,602 --> 01:44:30,896
# I never felt this way
2142
01:44:30,938 --> 01:44:34,066
# Believe me,
you really don't have to worry
2143
01:44:34,107 --> 01:44:36,193
# I only wanna make you happy
2144
01:44:36,235 --> 01:44:39,738
# And if you say,
"Hey, go away," I will... #
2145
01:44:39,780 --> 01:44:42,741
I'm not weirded-out
that you peed on strangers.
2146
01:44:42,783 --> 01:44:43,909
Mm.
2147
01:44:51,917 --> 01:44:53,293
But you should know...
2148
01:44:54,461 --> 01:44:56,296
..I really like strong women.
2149
01:44:56,338 --> 01:44:57,673
Mm.
2150
01:44:59,216 --> 01:45:00,926
I'm ferocious.
2151
01:45:00,968 --> 01:45:02,970
-(DYLAN PURRS)
-(RUTH GIGGLES)
2152
01:45:03,011 --> 01:45:05,681
(DYLAN CHUCKLES)
2153
01:45:10,102 --> 01:45:11,520
RUTH: Mm.
2154
01:45:11,562 --> 01:45:13,021
DYLAN: Mmm!
2155
01:45:16,567 --> 01:45:18,026
# But I think better still
2156
01:45:18,068 --> 01:45:20,737
# I'd better stay around
and love you
2157
01:45:20,779 --> 01:45:22,781
# Do you think I have a case?
2158
01:45:22,823 --> 01:45:24,533
# Let me ask you to your face
2159
01:45:24,575 --> 01:45:26,618
# Do you think you love me?
2160
01:45:26,660 --> 01:45:28,537
# I think I love you
2161
01:45:28,579 --> 01:45:33,083
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2162
01:45:33,125 --> 01:45:35,169
# I think I love you
2163
01:45:35,210 --> 01:45:39,548
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2164
01:45:39,590 --> 01:45:42,009
# I think I love you
2165
01:45:42,050 --> 01:45:45,929
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2166
01:45:45,971 --> 01:45:48,307
# I think I love you
2167
01:45:48,348 --> 01:45:52,519
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2168
01:45:52,561 --> 01:45:54,813
# I think I love you. #
2169
01:45:54,855 --> 01:45:58,400
(BOTH LAUGH)
2170
01:45:58,442 --> 01:46:03,530
-Photo time. Gemma and...?
-Oh, um, Audrey.
2171
01:46:03,572 --> 01:46:06,241
She's, er, my sister.
2172
01:46:09,203 --> 01:46:11,413
Come here. Oh, no, prom photo.
2173
01:46:11,455 --> 01:46:13,373
(BOTH LAUGH)
2174
01:46:15,709 --> 01:46:17,044
(GROANS)
2175
01:46:26,345 --> 01:46:28,013
(POIGNANT PIANO INTRO)
2176
01:46:32,935 --> 01:46:36,104
# Some say love
2177
01:46:36,146 --> 01:46:41,068
# It is a river
2178
01:46:41,109 --> 01:46:43,862
# That drowns
2179
01:46:43,904 --> 01:46:47,741
# The tender reed
2180
01:46:47,783 --> 01:46:51,453
# I say love
2181
01:46:51,495 --> 01:46:56,291
# It is a flower
2182
01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:59,336
# And you
2183
01:46:59,378 --> 01:47:03,257
# Its only seed
2184
01:47:03,298 --> 01:47:06,760
# When the night
2185
01:47:06,802 --> 01:47:10,722
# Has been too lonely
2186
01:47:10,764 --> 01:47:13,642
# And the road
2187
01:47:13,684 --> 01:47:17,437
# Has been too long
2188
01:47:17,479 --> 01:47:20,899
# And you think
2189
01:47:20,941 --> 01:47:24,444
# That love is only
2190
01:47:24,486 --> 01:47:28,115
# For the lucky
2191
01:47:28,156 --> 01:47:31,243
# And the strong
2192
01:47:31,285 --> 01:47:35,414
# Just remember
2193
01:47:35,455 --> 01:47:38,959
# In the winter
2194
01:47:39,001 --> 01:47:42,171
# Far beneath
2195
01:47:42,212 --> 01:47:46,633
# The bitter snows
2196
01:47:46,675 --> 01:47:50,470
# Lies the seed
2197
01:47:50,512 --> 01:47:54,850
# That with the sun's love
2198
01:47:54,892 --> 01:47:57,978
# In the spring
2199
01:47:58,020 --> 01:48:04,276
# Becomes the rose. #
2200
01:48:17,915 --> 01:48:21,710
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2201
01:48:28,634 --> 01:48:30,177
-(GRUNTS)
-(GUESTS GASP)
2202
01:48:30,219 --> 01:48:33,555
(GRUNTS)
2203
01:48:42,523 --> 01:48:44,525
(SHRIEKS)
2204
01:48:47,361 --> 01:48:49,196
(SHRIEKS)
2205
01:48:54,284 --> 01:48:56,787
(PANTS)
2206
01:49:01,208 --> 01:49:02,709
MAN: Alright, mate?
2207
01:49:04,878 --> 01:49:07,881
TIM: Never google the answers.
2208
01:49:07,923 --> 01:49:09,174
(SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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