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$"Mercy” by Duffy?
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JHit the beat, and
take it to the beat'
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$Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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$Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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$Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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$Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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JEh, eh, eht
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JAh, ah, ah, ah, ah"
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JAnd I love you, ooh!
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JBut I gotta
stay true, oohs
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JMy morals got
me on my knees/J
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JI'm begging, please,
stop playing games...I
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[Lucy VO] I have a theory:
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hating someone feels
disturbingly like falling in
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love with them.
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Your stomach twists and flips,
your appetite and sleep are
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shredded, your heart
beats heavy and bright,
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nearly visible through
your flesh and clothes.
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Can you please
hold the elevator?
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-Sorry.
-[Annabelle] Ooh!
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Already in motion.
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But--
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[Lucy VO] Every interaction
spikes your blood with
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adrenaline...
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Ugh!
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[Lucy VO] And your body is
barely under your control.
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This used to be the
home of Gamin Publishing,
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known for its insistence
on literature as art...
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until a year ago,
faced with bankruptcy,
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it was forced to
merge with Bexley Books,
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an evil empire known for
ghostwritten autobiographies of
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brain-damaged sports stars.
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Make no mistake: the
Bexleys and Gamins are at war.
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JYou got me
beggin' you for mercy?I
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JWhy won't you release me?J
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As for American Psycho over
there playing the copycat game
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for no reason but
to piss me off...
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yeah, hate him with a passion.
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I mean, sure, he's
easy on the eyes,
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but don't let that fool you.
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As Shakespeare would say:
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Sometimes, fair is foul.
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JWhy won't you release me?J
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JYou got me begging,
you got me beggingJ
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JYou got me beggingJ
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§Mercy (Yeah, yeah, yeah)?
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JWhy won't you release me?J
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JYou got me
begging you for mercy?
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JWhy won't you release me?J
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J I said you
better release meld
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J(Yeah, yeah, yeah),
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My reasons for hating
Joshua Templeman are several.
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One: I have never
seen him smile.
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Oh, hi!
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You must be Josh.
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| hear we'll be
working together.
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Oh!
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| got you a plan for your desk.
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Sl said you
better release me...J
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[Lucy VO] Two: he's
a total control freak.
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Just look at his desk.
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JBegging you for mercy?I
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JJust why won't
you release me??;
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3JI'm begging you for mercy?
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JYou got me begging...I
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I mean, the guy wears the same
shirts in the same order every
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week.
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Monday: dove gray.
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Tuesday: white.
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Wednesday: powder blue.
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Thursday: window pane blue.
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And Friday: true blue.
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Reason number three: he always
corrects any tiny mistake |
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make.
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Four, and perhaps most
importantly: after the merger,
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he waltzed in with a list of
people to fire and it included
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all my work friends...
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which were all my friends.
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So now, I'm trapped
here, day after endless day,
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all alone with my
one maniacal nemesis.
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JYou better release med
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J(Yeah, yeah, yeah),
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[ding]
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JYou got me begging,
begging you for mercy?
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JYou got me begging,
begging you for mercy?
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JYou got me beggingJ
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'Begging you for mercy...J
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[Lucy] Hi, good morning.
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Good morning.
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Has Bexley seen this?
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| emailed it to
Josh, so I'm assuming.
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We're adding something
at the top of the agenda.
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Okay, do you want
me to adjust it?
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No, this is fine.
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I'd rather it be a surprise.
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Quarterlies?
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[Lucy] On your desk.
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[Helen] How do they look?
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Eh, lower than projected.
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But they are better than Q2.
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And I talked to the marketing
team about alternative print
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strategies, which I really
think could help moving forward.
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And I sent you a memo about a
company-wide team-building event
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that I'm planning.
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But workers would rather eat
rat skeletons than participate
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in group activities.
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Agreed, but HR has been
overwhelmed with complaints
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since the merger.
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Half of which are
about you and Josh.
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Don't mind her.
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| don't know what
I'd do without you.
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Well, you'd be all alone
with Satan and his hell hound.
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-See you inside.
-Okay.
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[Julie] Lucy!
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| am so glad that I caught you.
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| was hoping that I can ask
you for, like, a tiny favor?
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| need an extension
on the monthly report.
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My new puppy ate peanut butter
last night and she's totally
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allergic.
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She put the "poo" in "Cockapoo,”
if you know what I mean.
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Sure. [sighs]
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Of course.
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You're the best.
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I'll have it Monday,
Wednesday at the latest.
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That was pathetic.
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Brrt.
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Who is Joshua Templeman?
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[scoffs]
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You know, Lucinda, you could
just tell her to do her job,
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but no, you have
to be the good guy.
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It's a lot better
than being the asshole.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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'Kay.
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-Cupcake?
-Oh.
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-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
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You want one?
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You remembered my birthday!
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Of course!
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Our...
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little birthday turkey.
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[Annabelle] Yay!
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[Lucy] Happy birthday.
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Ooh...
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[Danny] You know, I watched
this insane documentary last
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night.
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Three AM, YouTube rabbit
hole, "History of Baking."
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Did you know that
DaVinci invented the blender?
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[Carl] I invented pizza plate.
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It's a second pizza you put
under your first pizza to catch
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the crumbs.
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All right, can we
please get started?
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Or do you need another
minute to chit-chat?
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No, we're good to go.
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Oh, your tie's crooked.
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[Helen] Okay, thank you all
for being here the day before
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Thanksgiving.
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| know some of you are
traveling so we'll--
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Check this out. [laughs]
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[Helen] Richard!
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So we'll try to keep this short.
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Yes, and Friday after
Thanksgiving will not be a paid
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holiday, FYI.
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Okay, Richard and I have
an announcement to make:
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we're adding a new
position to the team.
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Yes, we're going to be hiring
a managing director who will
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oversee each department
and he will report to me.
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He or she will
report to both of us.
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The job is open to external
applicants, naturally, but...
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I'd very much like
to hire from within.
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Yeah, we will be putting
together an independent panel
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since we don't
always see eye-to-eye.
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The final candidates will make
their presentations to the board
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after the New Year.
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May the best man win.
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Jupbeat musicJt
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That job is mine, Shortcake.
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Oh, your
confidence is compelling,
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but you forget one thing.
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-Hm?
-Everyone hates you.
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Oh, they don't
hate me, they fear me,
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which makes me effective.
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[laughs] You know,
when I'm your boss,
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| will require you to do
everything I say with a smile.
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When I'm your boss, I'm gonna
work you so hard that you start
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using the office as
your home address.
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When I'm your boss, |
will enforce casual Fridays.
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Hawaiian shirts mandatory.
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When I'm your boss, I'm
implementing a new dress code.
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No more looking like an
elementary school librarian.
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[sighs] If you get
the job, I'll resign.
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-Really?
-Just like you will if I do.
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-I don't quit.
-Then I'll fire you.
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Ah, but I'm incapable of
giving you that pleasure.
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Aw, it's not the first time
you've said that to a woman,
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-is it?
-[laughs]
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Then we agree: if
one of us gets the job,
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the other has to quit.
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Fine, agreed.
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[Lucy] Oh, hey, Danny.
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| come bearing gifts.
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-Oh!
[Danny] Oh, sorry
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Shoulda...waited
for some eye contact.
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The new book!
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[gasps] That's so
nice of you, thank you.
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Designers got
some advanced copies,
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s0...no big deal.
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Oh, no.
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This is the cover?
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Sorry, Bexley made us do it.
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The book's about an
archaeologist with autism.
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| mean, does he
even read the jackets?
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Doubtful.
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Oh!
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And, uh, this came
for you in the mail,
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so I took the liberty to...
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Oh!
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0 for two.
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Are you ordering your
tiny clothes online again?
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Just a box small enough
for your withered heart.
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-Ah...
-Bet it's another Smurf.
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Another Smurf?
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As in multiple Smurfs?
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So is this like a Smurf village
that you're putting together?
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-Are you doing little, like--
-Okay, just...
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Smurf Army Civil
War reenactments?
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Oh, she's got the
whole collection.
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How adorable.
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Will you shut up?
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Thank you for the
delivery, Danny.
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Anytime.
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Yes, Danny, thank you so much.
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[Danny] You got it, JT.
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Well...
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catch you
dreamboats on the flip.
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-Hit it.
-No.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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That poor sap thinks
you're flirting with him.
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The same way people think
you're flirting with me?
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Shortcake, if I was
flirting with you,
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you would know it.
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| didn't know frat
boys knew how to flirt.
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| thought they just
roof ted girls' drinks.
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[sighs]
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Jcurious funky music?
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah, no, I understand but we're
doing smaller hardcover runs.
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No, no, no, same print run,
just distributed differently.
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Sure, I will put you
through to accounting.
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Ugh!
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What?
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[yawns]
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[Lucy] Richard!
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| have a copy of
the new book for you.
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[Richard] Ah!
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Hey!
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Dr. Josh, you didn't
tell me it was in.
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'Stripping Time.'
259
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Cover's all me, you know.
260
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:03,412
It really grabs ya, right?
261
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:07,374
Mm, yes, it's-- it's
definitely eye-catching.
262
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:08,584
[Richard] Yeah.
263
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,210
You got my tee time set
up for tomorrow, Josh?
264
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8:30.
265
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,671
Good man.
266
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,217
| gotta go work on my stroke.
267
00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:18,719
See you kids in the morning.
268
00:11:18,802 --> 00:11:20,304
All right, goodnight!
269
00:11:20,387 --> 00:11:21,388
[Richard] Out.
270
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Dick.
271
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:28,312
It's not 'Stripping Time,'
it's 'Stripping Time "
272
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:29,771
This has nothing
to do with strippers.
273
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,064
| swear, that guy's like the
worst version of the worst
274
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,566
version of himself.
275
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:35,903
Did you seriously just refer
to the cover as "eye-catching?"
276
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,447
Looks like it was designed
by a horny fifth grader.
277
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,657
Not exactly consistent
with the tone of the novel.
278
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,367
Since when do you read
the books we publish?
279
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,620
| was just trying to
fill my Good Reads quota.
280
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,871
Oh, your one book of the year?
281
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,457
You do know comic
books don't count, right?
282
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,375
| fell asleep three
times reading the first page.
283
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,295
Well, it is exhausting to
read above your grade level.
284
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,422
Maybe you're not ready
for chapter books yet.
285
00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:56,924
It was boring.
286
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,718
It was a masterpiece before
Bexley cut 200 pages to make it
287
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more of an airport read.
288
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,306
At least he kept in some of
the landscape descriptions.
289
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:07,267
Oh, yeah, it was thrilling
reading about the topography of
290
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,477
Fort Ticonderoga.
291
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,395
Whatever, I loved it.
292
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,897
So, big Thanksgiving plans?
293
00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,233
You gonna be posting some Smurf
fanfic and eating cranberry
294
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,317
sauce out of a can?
295
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,902
And what about the
Templeman family?
296
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,946
Drinking the blood of a virgin
and then staring at each other
297
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:19,655
in silence?
298
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,489
Oh, how'd you know?
299
00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:21,949
We're looking for donations.
300
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,116
Oh, hi, Jeanette!
301
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,118
[gasps] Oh, I
love those earrings.
302
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,328
Don't even try.
303
00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:28,497
Four complaints this week, four!
304
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:30,874
Three about the break
room incident on Monday.
305
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:31,959
[Lucy] Here we go.
306
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:32,334
[Josh] Are we
ready for our lesson?
307
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:33,460
Okay?
308
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,337
This is a comma,
and this is a period.
309
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,838
When you take a period and--
310
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,423
You better put that doughnut
hole away or I'm gonna shove it
311
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,675
up your semicolon!
312
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,219
[Josh] You'd like that,
wouldn't you, Shrimp?
313
00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:43,887
Mommy and Daddy fight sometimes.
314
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,347
We have discussions.
315
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,058
Like how Mommy constantly
forgets to CC Daddy on
316
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,518
company-wide memos.
317
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,687
Or how Daddy has a cork up
his ass about the format of
318
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:52,896
quarterly reports.
319
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,106
Mommy and Daddy?
320
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,774
Are you serious?
321
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:57,359
You two are the
worst part of my job.
322
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,028
JEveryone else
has left now?
323
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,949
31 bet that disc got
you stressed out?
324
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,245
JWondering, what
can we do now?J;
325
00:13:10,038 --> 00:13:12,624
JMaybe let it burn out'
326
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,795
JGlitter
sparkling on your heart
327
00:13:16,878 --> 00:13:21,341
JNow, darling,
won't you stay?'
328
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,138
31 know it's
getting late now, baby?
329
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,684
JMaybe you should
stay here with me?r
330
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,313
JLet's just make
it our own party?I
331
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:39,359
3 Stick together like glitter,
glitter, glitter, glitter?
332
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,321
[Lucy's mom] There are
literally millions of guys in
333
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,739
this city.
334
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,990
[Lucy] Well, it's not
that easy to find a good one.
335
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,199
[Lucy's mom] What
about that guy from work?
336
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,617
[Lucy] Who, Josh?
337
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,328
[Lucy's mom] Honey, you
talk about him all the time.
338
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,620
[Lucy] I do not.
339
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,789
[Lucy's mom] I just
worry about you all alone.
340
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,707
| know, Mom.
341
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:54,875
I'm fine.
342
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:55,834
[Lucy's mom] Well,
we miss you, Sweetie.
343
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,002
Yeah, I do too.
344
00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:58,920
Hey, look, Mom, I gotta go.
345
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,714
I'm walking out the door; I'm
gonna meet the girls for some
346
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:01,757
drinks.
347
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,883
But I'll call you
tomorrow, okay?
348
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,176
[Lucy's mom] All right,
love you, Pumpkin.
349
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,177
| love you, too.
350
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:05,969
[Lucy's mom]
Happy Thanksgiving.
351
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,679
Happy Thanksgiving.
352
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,182
[sighs]
353
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:15,228
♪ soft sensitive music/
354
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,407
Happy Smurfs are all alike.
355
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:32,454
But Unhappy Smurfs are all
unhappy in their own ways.
356
00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:38,668
Smurfette pondered this as she
watched Grouchy Smurf squash a
357
00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:44,633
strawberry under his shiny boot,
358
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:49,679
grumbling to himself about
the un-Smurfiness of the world.
359
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:15,455
I'm gonna work
you so fucking hard.
360
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:24,464
[heavy breathing and moaning]
361
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:33,932
[gasps]
362
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,477
Son of a bitch.
363
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,938
J1 don't need permissions
364
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,815
JI'm a woman on a missionlJ
365
00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:43,692
sl don't care to admit it?
366
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,819
2l run the
game, get with it>
367
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:47,279
JAnd the
mission is sky-high?!
368
00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:49,656
IS Sky-sky-high,
and roll outy
369
00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:51,491
JBaby, I'ma hit
the big time...I
370
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,702
Wowzers, what's the occasion?
371
00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:55,287
Psychological warfare.
372
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,122
[Lucy VO] Time to
get into his head.
373
00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:58,498
[ding]
374
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,628
♪ Cause I'm a powerful woman,
I always get what I want)
375
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,755
JSo don't you
get in my way now/
376
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,674
JThat's not what I want)
377
00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:11,636
♪ Cause I'm a powerful woman,
I always get what |I want.. .I
378
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,762
[gasps]
379
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,347
[thud]
380
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:18,768
Ow.
381
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:19,978
[Josh] Smooth, Shortcake.
382
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,313
Ugh, shut up.
383
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,814
What is this?
384
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,525
Travel shot glass?
385
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,360
That...
386
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,155
would be a menstrual cup.
387
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:31,364
Right.
388
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,115
My next guess.
389
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,200
What?
390
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:33,992
These are better
for the environment,
391
00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:35,535
and tampons are dangerous.
392
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,703
You know what?
393
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,580
No, this is none
of your business.
394
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,793
Hot date tonight?
395
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,922
| might.
396
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,091
[sighs]
397
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,010
[clattering]
398
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:53,720
Ugh.
399
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:57,015
[thud]
400
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,558
Ow!
401
00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,351
Fuck!
402
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,602
Duck!
403
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,146
You are weirder
than normal today.
404
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,982
Pressure of the job
application getting to you?
405
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,359
[sighs]
406
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,069
I---
407
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,155
had some weird
dreams last night.
408
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,574
You had a sex dream.
409
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,244
No.
410
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,665
-Was I in it?
-[Lucy] [scoffs]
411
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:26,294
Only in your dreams would
you ever be in my dreams.
412
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,635
Okay.
413
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:39,307
It was a...little erotic.
414
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,061
| was in bed...
415
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:47,816
naked, and there was a man...
416
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,235
pressing up against me.
417
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:52,362
| could feel him...
418
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:53,822
you know.
419
00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:57,075
| think you're gonna
have to spell it out for me.
420
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,621
[sighs] Well, I guess I just...
421
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:05,959
feel weird because it
is a guy from work.
422
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,711
Ooh!
423
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:08,795
Hot date guy?
424
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:10,255
As a matter of fact...
425
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,091
Am I gonna have to notify HR?
426
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,468
[ding]
427
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,428
...because of what we did.
428
00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:18,013
We are drowning in remainders!
429
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,473
We have more remainders of that
insipid sports memoir than we do
430
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,975
of Jocelyn's book!
431
00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,977
Because we print more because
they actually make money.
432
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,646
Because God forbid we actually
invest in something artistically
433
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,731
worthwhile!
434
00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,316
You know what your
problem is, Helen?
435
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,609
You think it's below you to give
people what they actually want.
436
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,276
Me?
437
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:32,485
| don't give a shit!
438
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,279
People want a book
on donkey farts,
439
00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:36,489
I'll ride the donkey
all the way to the bank!
440
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,783
This is what I get for selling
my soul to Mephistopheles.
441
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,659
[Richard] Who?!
442
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,162
Read a book, Bexley!
443
00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:44,748
[door slams]
444
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,708
[door slams]
445
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,126
[Richard] Fuck!
446
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,253
So...
447
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,840
when are where is this
supposed date going to happen?
448
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:56,343
You are very interested.
449
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,844
Why is that?
450
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,472
Well, studies show when a
manager feigns interest in his
451
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,933
employees' personal
lives, it boosts morale.
452
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,102
That, and I think you're lying.
453
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,731
| am meeting him for
drinks at the AC at seven,
454
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:12,359
and you will never be my boss.
455
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,860
Well, what a coincidence?
456
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:16,279
I'm going to the AC tonight...
457
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,489
at seven.
458
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,991
Fan-tastic.
459
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,702
| will see you there.
460
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,381
-Hey!
-Oh!
461
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,174
Sorry, I should wear a bell.
462
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:37,926
Like a cow. [chuckles]
463
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:39,511
You're not like a cow.
464
00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:40,970
I'm gonna stop talking.
465
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514
-Hi.
-[Lucy] Wait...
466
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:43,890
Are you moving offices?
467
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:46,935
Um, just doing a little
pre-packing, you know?
468
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,895
Organizing my ducks.
469
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:49,813
Boop!
470
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:50,689
[Lucy] What?
471
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,898
No, you're leaving?
472
00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:53,483
Starting my own company.
473
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,610
| cannot believe we are
losing another designer.
474
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,195
Bexley's killing us.
475
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,948
Well, I-- I still
have another week.
476
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,908
Um... [clears throat]
477
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:04,744
What-- what brings you
to the-- the Dan Cave?
478
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,287
Actually...
479
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,915
uh, I was wondering...
480
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,959
what you're doing tonight.
481
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,460
Oh.
482
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,755
Uh, well, uh, couple of guys
are taking me out on the town to
483
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,215
celebrate my old departure.
484
00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:19,384
But tomorrow, I'm
free as a beaver.
485
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:20,969
-Mm...
-That's not an expression.
486
00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:23,346
Yeah, no, I-- I'm gonna
be swamped this weekend,
487
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,391
and actually, all of next week
and the next week with this--
488
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:28,435
this thing...
489
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,729
for, uh, cats.
490
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,981
Orphaned rescue cats.
491
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:33,982
Orphaned?
492
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,525
[Lucy] Yes, correct.
493
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:37,110
It's kind of a big deal and |
don"t really know when I'm gonna
494
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:38,987
be available again, so tonight
is actually the only night I'm
495
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:42,782
available for, like, a
really long time, so...
496
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,994
All right, I mean,
I'll...switch things around,
497
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,078
you know?
498
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,831
It's for the cats.
499
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,667
Great.
500
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,252
Awesome, you are the best.
501
00:20:54,335 --> 00:20:54,878
[Danny] [softly]
You're the best.
502
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:55,587
Oh!
503
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:56,963
The AC, seven o'clock.
504
00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:58,131
I'll see ya there.
505
00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,799
See ya there!
506
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,886
Ow.
507
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:31,873
Jcurious funky music?
508
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,881
| hate Lucy.
509
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:43,802
Die, Lucy, die?
510
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,429
[sighs]
511
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:54,729
What the hell?
512
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,939
[door opens]
513
00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:56,606
[Josh] You too.
514
00:21:56,689 --> 00:21:58,274
Have a good weekend.
515
00:22:03,696 --> 00:22:05,657
Were you just at my desk?
516
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,992
Thought I saw a spider.
517
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,953
Hm.
518
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:14,707
[grunts]
519
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,585
What were you
really doing at my desk?
520
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,547
Like I said, spider.
521
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,840
Hm.
522
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:26,886
[printer whirring]
523
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,057
You know what, Joshua?
524
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,225
You are so--
525
00:22:32,308 --> 00:22:32,934
Sharp?
526
00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:33,893
Intelligent?
527
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,103
Superior in every way?
528
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,521
Predictable.
529
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,440
Still going on your date?
530
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,359
Yup, and I should
probably get going.
531
00:22:41,442 --> 00:22:43,570
You know, you should start with
the virtues of the menstrual
532
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:44,237
cup.
533
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,780
Guys love that.
534
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,616
Yeah, I just thought I'd tell
him I'm not wearing any panties.
535
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,827
Do guys like that?
536
00:22:52,453 --> 00:22:53,955
[ding]
537
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,377
Do you need a ride?
538
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,504
No, I will walk.
539
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,089
But it's pouring.
540
00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:05,300
| wouldn't want your makeup to
smear after you just spent 22
541
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,719
minutes on it in the bathroom.
542
00:23:07,802 --> 00:23:09,971
Has anyone ever told you
that you have stalker-like
543
00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:11,306
tendencies?
544
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,099
Oh, so says the girl
with the serial killer eyes?
545
00:23:13,182 --> 00:23:16,436
Yeah, only when |
imagine strangling you.
546
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,983
[mechanical thud]
547
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,776
What?
548
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,029
Calm down, I'm not
actually gonna strangle you.
549
00:23:26,112 --> 00:23:27,989
What are we doing?
550
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,034
What do you mean?
551
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:32,535
This.
552
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,538
This schoolyard game
that we play everyday.
553
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:39,959
You mean the game
where we hate each other?
554
00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:43,546
Do you really hate me?
555
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:48,593
J"Feel Good"” by The
Command Sisters'
556
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:04,192
§Gimme something that
will make me feel good?
557
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,652
3§(Ooh, ooh)?
558
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:09,197
§Gimme something that
will make me feel good?
559
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,157
JGood, good'
560
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,369
JGimme some of that
good, good, good?.
561
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,412
[man over intercom]
Everything all right in there?
562
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,207
Sorry.
563
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,709
Just bumped the button.
564
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,463
SGimme some of that
(ooh, ah, ah, ooh)?
565
00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:29,592
JGimme some of that
good, good (Yeah)I
566
00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:45,233
So am I just
taking you home, or...?
567
00:24:45,316 --> 00:24:46,526
No.
568
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:48,903
| need to go meet Danny still.
569
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,196
What are you talking about?
570
00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:53,700
My date that you
are driving me to.
571
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,536
Well, I-- I thought...
572
00:24:57,328 --> 00:24:58,413
But Danny?
573
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,081
Look, will you just pull over?
574
00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:01,416
We're still a block
away from the bar.
575
00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:02,875
Yeah, I know, I really
wanna get out of the car.
576
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,669
Oh-- [sighs]
577
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:07,839
Hold on, just...
578
00:25:07,922 --> 00:25:08,840
Hey, just wait a second!
579
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:10,758
Take my umbrell--!
580
00:25:13,302 --> 00:25:15,513
Thing is, Harris, if this
were an authentic log cabin,
581
00:25:15,596 --> 00:25:17,724
what you have to do is
notch it out up here,
582
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,893
and then probably go with a
classic A-frame for aesthetic
583
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,186
and stability.
584
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,147
-Hi!
-Hey!
585
00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:25,273
I'm so sorry I'm late.
586
00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:27,900
It is biblically
torrential out there.
587
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,235
Huh.
588
00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:31,237
| look like I tried
to fight off a tsunami.
589
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,281
You look great wet.
590
00:25:33,364 --> 00:25:36,701
I-- 1| mean you look
really beautiful.
591
00:25:36,784 --> 00:25:37,910
I'm really bad at this.
592
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,246
I'll have a Johnny Black, neat.
593
00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:42,248
Bailey's, rocks.
594
00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:45,543
Rough day?
595
00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:47,253
Strange day.
596
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,839
Oh, 'Stripping Time!"
597
00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,257
'Stripping Time,
you're reading it.
598
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,717
What do you think?
599
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,635
You know, they say "Don't
judge a book by its cover,"
600
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:58,139
but in this case,
they're both God-awful.
601
00:25:59,265 --> 00:26:00,725
Yeah, I know.
602
00:26:00,808 --> 00:26:02,310
| know!
603
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,270
It's like who wants to read 10
pages about the topography of
604
00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:05,563
-Fort Ticonderoga?
-Ticonderoga?
605
00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:07,148
Exactly what I thought!
606
00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:09,358
-It's genuinely really bad.
-[sighs]
607
00:26:10,234 --> 00:26:13,196
Um, will you
just...excuse me one second?
608
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:14,322
Yeah.
609
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:19,786
Fuck!
610
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:20,787
[Josh] Hey, you all right?
611
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:21,746
[Lucy] I'm fine.
612
00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:23,164
What are you doing here?
613
00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:24,957
You left your purse in my car.
614
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,710
[scoffs] Whatever, you win.
615
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,463
The "Get in the Other
Person's Head" game, okay?!
616
00:26:30,546 --> 00:26:33,132
| mean, you somehow Jedi mind
tricked me into kissing you when
617
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,301
| should have just
slapped your smug face.
618
00:26:35,384 --> 00:26:36,469
It's been a really
good day for you.
619
00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:37,303
[Josh] What?
620
00:26:37,386 --> 00:26:38,387
| made a mistake, okay?
621
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,389
And if you wanna
report me to HR or--
622
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,432
[Lucy] What?
623
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,600
That's what
you're worried about?
624
00:26:42,683 --> 00:26:44,185
[laughing] Josh!
625
00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:45,895
A man just called me "beautiful”
and my first thought is to think
626
00:26:45,978 --> 00:26:47,355
that he's messing with me.
627
00:26:47,438 --> 00:26:48,189
Okay?
628
00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:48,898
| feel like I'm going crazy.
629
00:26:48,981 --> 00:26:50,608
So just please go home.
630
00:26:54,403 --> 00:26:56,155
All right, what can I get you?
631
00:27:01,702 --> 00:27:02,829
[Lucy] Hey.
632
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,205
Hey!
633
00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:06,124
Cheers.
634
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,335
All right.
635
00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,922
Hey, did I just see Josh?
636
00:27:13,005 --> 00:27:14,298
Uh, oh!
637
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,509
Yeah, I-- I left work
with a file that he needed.
638
00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:19,178
But don't worry, he is gone.
639
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,848
Hey, so are you and he, like...
640
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,307
| don't know.
641
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,434
| just can't help but feel
like there's like a vibe there.
642
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:26,310
Uh-uh.
643
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,520
-[Danny] You two?
-Uh-uh.
644
00:27:27,603 --> 00:27:28,437
No, no, no.
645
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,522
No vibe.
646
00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:31,274
No vibe there.
647
00:27:31,357 --> 00:27:32,358
[Danny] Cool, cool, cool.
648
00:27:32,441 --> 00:27:35,027
So, like, this is
a real date, then?
649
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,571
| mean, it is, right?
650
00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:37,947
Yeah.
651
00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:39,657
It is definitely real.
652
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:41,242
Awesome.
653
00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:43,035
So, where are you from?
654
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,245
Vermont.
655
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:46,414
[Danny] Green
Mountain State, Ethan Allen.
656
00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:47,832
That's right.
657
00:27:47,915 --> 00:27:50,251
Yeah, my parents are
strawberry farmers.
658
00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:51,294
What?!
659
00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:53,546
My parents have a
hobby farm, too!
660
00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,339
I'm talkin' bees,
goats, chickens,
661
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,424
the whole thing!
662
00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:57,258
Wait, are you serious?
663
00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:58,301
[Danny] I am serious.
664
00:27:58,384 --> 00:27:59,594
How did I not
know this about you?
665
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,720
| don't know.
666
00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:02,180
But we got Karen
and Sharon the sheep,
667
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,183
we got Percy Pig, we
got Bonito the queen bee,
668
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,267
and we got Phillip the goat.
669
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,768
You know about goat parkour?
670
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,103
Goat parkour?
671
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,563
-[Danny] That's correct.
-No.
672
00:28:10,646 --> 00:28:11,939
It's the greatest thing
you've ever seen in your life.
673
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,983
So Phillip jumps off of
any surface pulling this,
674
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:15,276
like, radical move
where he's like,
675
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,777
"Psych, I'm a goat!"
676
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,237
It's the best thing in the
w-- I have to show it to you.
677
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,198
Do you have pictures?
678
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:23,034
| don't, actually.
679
00:28:23,117 --> 00:28:24,285
-[sighs]
-[laughs]
680
00:28:24,368 --> 00:28:25,828
-[Danny] Sorry.
-It's okay.
681
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,413
[Danny] Yeah, a third of all
our food actually comes from
682
00:28:27,496 --> 00:28:28,706
bee-pollinated plants.
683
00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:30,208
-[Lucy] Wow!
-Which is-- yeah, it's shocking.
684
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,751
-I didn't know that.
-Really, so...
685
00:28:31,834 --> 00:28:34,420
Okay, so wait, wait, do you
have to wear one of those bee
686
00:28:34,503 --> 00:28:35,880
suits?
687
00:28:35,963 --> 00:28:39,592
To me honest, I'm like Macaulay
Culkin in "My Girl'-level
688
00:28:39,675 --> 00:28:42,386
allergic to bees, so
every time I go home,
689
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,680
| have to carry,
like, an EpiPen.
690
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:45,723
No!
691
00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:47,934
Oh, that's so
nerdy, I love that.
692
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,895
Says the girl who read 'War
and Peace" in the sixth grade!
693
00:28:50,978 --> 00:28:52,438
No, I said I tried.
694
00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:54,273
And that doesn't
make me a nerd, okay?
695
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,150
That just makes me precocious.
696
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,861
No, see, that's just
nerd talk for bein' a nerd.
697
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,279
[laughs] No, it's not.
698
00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:01,322
Embrace it.
699
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:03,491
S0n the
coastline in the water?
700
00:29:03,574 --> 00:29:05,743
JYour mirage is
like a stalkerJs
701
00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,162
sl should push him
off the cliff eider
702
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:12,416
♪ Cause he's coloring
my insides ocean blued
703
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,755
JANnd everywhere |
look, I look at you'd
704
00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:19,382
JIt's trued
705
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,551
JUp in my imaginationJ
706
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:25,096
3l rehearse our
conversations...?
707
00:29:25,179 --> 00:29:27,223
[intercom rings]
708
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,559
[Lucy] Hi, who is it?
709
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,103
[man over intercom]
Delivery for Lucy Hutton.
710
00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:33,187
[Lucy over intercom] Oh, okay.
711
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:34,355
Come on in.
712
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,652
-Thank you.
-Have a nice day.
713
00:29:39,735 --> 00:29:41,404
[Lucy] You too.
714
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,449
JWhat is happening?'
715
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:46,450
JOh, dear'
716
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,953
;1 keep wishing
you were herel
717
00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:53,749
JAnd I swear I'm gonna lose it
if I keep playing your music?{
718
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,168
JBut what else
is there to do??
719
00:29:56,252 --> 00:30:00,339
JEverywhere I look,
I just see you/
720
00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,457
[Josh] Lucy?
721
00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:37,043
I'm very sorry.
722
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:40,254
So sorry you forgot
to shower this morning?
723
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,216
Can we please lay
down our weapons?
724
00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,302
[sighs]
725
00:30:47,928 --> 00:30:50,181
Yeah, okay.
726
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,475
Cease fire.
727
00:30:56,228 --> 00:30:57,855
[groans]
728
00:30:58,939 --> 00:31:00,566
-Packin' some heat?
-[Lucy] Yeah.
729
00:31:01,108 --> 00:31:02,777
I---
730
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,196
come strapped.
731
00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:08,407
Okay, now let's just...
732
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,494
never speak about
it again, okay?
733
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:19,960
So, how was your date?
734
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,462
It was fine.
735
00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:23,422
Yeah, he actually
sent me flowers,
736
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:26,634
which I thought was
a very classy move.
737
00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:28,719
Turns out we have
a lot in common.
738
00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:30,721
He's really nice.
739
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:34,433
Mm, yeah, the allure of the
nice guy: your white whale.
740
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:35,601
What's wrong with nice?
741
00:31:35,684 --> 00:31:37,103
[Josh] Nothing, if
that's what you want.
742
00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:38,562
Isn't that what
everybody wants?
743
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:40,481
So it seems.
744
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,653
So, what game
should we play now?
745
00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:47,446
[sighs] I don't know.
746
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,448
How about something where
we don't fight all the time?
747
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:50,491
Oh!
748
00:31:50,574 --> 00:31:51,700
Like the "Normal
Colleagues” game.
749
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:53,119
It would go like this:
Good morning, Josh.
750
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:54,203
Why, good morning, Lucy.
751
00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,079
How was your weekend?
752
00:31:55,162 --> 00:31:56,580
Oh, it was lovely, thank you.
753
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,457
Oh, I'll be working on the
Walker book today if you need
754
00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,250
any help.
755
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:00,126
Oh, my gosh!
756
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,877
That's so cooperative of you!
757
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:04,046
You're very welcome, Lucy.
758
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,050
Pfff.
759
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,677
Okay, well, I'll
take that as a no.
760
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,638
Lucy, can we talk about
your team-building proposal?
761
00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:14,223
Sure.
762
00:32:14,306 --> 00:32:15,224
| booked the conference center
and I'm organizing a scavenger
763
00:32:15,307 --> 00:32:16,475
hunt.
764
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,602
| made these tiny books,
put little clues inside.
765
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,104
| was kind of inspired
by 'Gulliver's Travels' --
766
00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:22,022
you know,
Lilliputian books and--
767
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,650
[snoring]
768
00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:26,485
I'm sorry, do you
have a better idea?
769
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:29,155
Well, as a matter of fact, |
submitted a proposal of my own.
770
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:30,030
You did what?
771
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:30,948
Paintball.
772
00:32:31,031 --> 00:32:32,825
Physical activity, fresh air.
773
00:32:32,908 --> 00:32:34,702
And you come strapped, right?
774
00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:35,953
No.
775
00:32:36,036 --> 00:32:37,121
That sounds like a
lawsuit waiting to happen.
776
00:32:37,204 --> 00:32:39,540
| felt the same way,
but Bexley loved it.
777
00:32:39,623 --> 00:32:41,083
[Richard] Hell yeah, I love it.
778
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,711
Let everyone work out their
issues with guns and ammo like
779
00:32:43,794 --> 00:32:45,671
God the Almighty intended.
780
00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:48,257
We flipped a coin and
we're going with paintball.
781
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:51,302
I'm sorry, Lucy, I know
how hard you worked on this.
782
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,389
Son of a bitch!
783
00:32:57,808 --> 00:32:59,643
You just couldn't let
me have this, could you?
784
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,853
Could you?!
785
00:33:00,936 --> 00:33:02,813
[gurgling]
786
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:04,815
No problem!
787
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:06,358
| mean, put down
the books, nerds.
788
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,194
Guns are the new...
789
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:09,361
[sighs]
790
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,572
Whatever's best for B&G, so...
791
00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:14,116
Um, if you would just
excuse me a minute.
792
00:33:14,783 --> 00:33:15,743
[sighs]
793
00:33:15,826 --> 00:33:16,744
[ding]
794
00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:18,412
Tinkerbell on the rag?
795
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,538
Ugh!
796
00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:20,706
Bad date.
797
00:33:20,789 --> 00:33:25,503
Jupbeat funky music?
798
00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:36,180
Mack attack, ready for battle.
799
00:33:36,263 --> 00:33:37,556
Carl, don't look so scared.
800
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,599
Annabelle!
801
00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:40,476
-Nice muffs.
-Thanks!
802
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,771
What was that you were saying
about everybody hating me?
803
00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:46,899
And yet, here I am,
leading a day of team-building.
804
00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:49,068
Well, bully for you.
805
00:33:49,151 --> 00:33:49,735
Oh!
806
00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:50,778
Luce, cute outfit.
807
00:33:50,861 --> 00:33:51,737
Oh.
808
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,239
Look, I need a tiny favor.
809
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,406
Okay.
810
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:55,783
My boyfriend's niece
is having a rough time:
811
00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:57,785
drugs, illegal stuff,
there's an arson thing.
812
00:33:57,868 --> 00:33:59,662
But her mom thinks an
internship would do her good.
813
00:33:59,745 --> 00:34:01,747
No, I-- I don't think
now's a good time for--
814
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:03,624
Look, I don't wanna beg,
but I'm totally gonna beg.
815
00:34:03,707 --> 00:34:05,125
You're the only one
that can deal with her.
816
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:05,960
Well--
817
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,211
Just a couple months, okay?
818
00:34:07,294 --> 00:34:08,462
-Thank you so much!
-[Lucy] No--
819
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:09,547
You know what?
820
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,631
-I'm gonna text her right now.
-Oh--
821
00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:11,549
-You are absolutely the best.
-NO--
822
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:12,967
[Julie] Luce, the best.
823
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,760
[sighing] Oh, my God...
824
00:34:14,843 --> 00:34:16,637
Uh, hey, Luce, I've got this
friend and he's looking for a
825
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,763
-hew roommate.
-Will you shut up?
826
00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:19,348
You think you'd
wanna move in with him?
827
00:34:19,431 --> 00:34:20,558
Hey!
828
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,850
Oh!
829
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,435
Pretty fancy gun you got.
830
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,813
JP Splatmaster 1000.
831
00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:27,773
This puppy goes 200 yards...
832
00:34:27,856 --> 00:34:29,483
no ball chop.
833
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:31,151
Hey, you wanna be teammates?
834
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:31,860
Yes.
835
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,821
Teams are pre-selected.
836
00:34:33,904 --> 00:34:35,030
[Danny] All right.
837
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,283
You know, if
they're pre-selected.
838
00:34:37,908 --> 00:34:39,577
See ya out there.
839
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,287
Oh, sorry.
840
00:34:42,454 --> 00:34:44,248
-[Mack] Nice one, Danny.
-Helmet.
841
00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:46,083
Guy's a walking catastrophe.
842
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,711
Okay, easy, Tiger,
it's his last day.
843
00:34:48,794 --> 00:34:50,254
You look pale.
844
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:52,089
N-- what are you doing?!
845
00:34:52,172 --> 00:34:53,591
You're burnin' up, Shortcake.
846
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,968
| do not know
anyone by that name.
847
00:34:56,051 --> 00:34:57,428
You sure you don't
wanna sit this one out?
848
00:34:57,511 --> 00:34:58,429
Oh, no.
849
00:34:58,512 --> 00:34:59,972
No, I am not going anywhere.
850
00:35:00,055 --> 00:35:03,183
| am gonna be right
here, all up in your grill,
851
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,852
like a Fourth of July picnic.
852
00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:07,605
| am going to annihilate you.
853
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,357
We're on the same team.
854
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:12,901
[Lucy] Fuck.
855
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,987
Jexciting rock music?
856
00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,280
[Josh] All right, listen up!
857
00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:18,699
It's gonna be two
teams, orange versus blue,
858
00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:20,492
capture the flag.
859
00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:21,327
Let's go!
860
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,620
Lucy, move out!
861
00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:24,622
Go, go, go, go, go!
862
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,332
Hey, move!
863
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:27,958
[Mack] Take down Templeman!
864
00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:30,669
[Josh] Let's go!
865
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:31,670
[Mack] To the right!
866
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,838
Go, go, go, go!
867
00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:34,131
[Lucy] Watch out!
868
00:35:34,214 --> 00:35:35,716
[Danny] Parkour!
869
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:38,135
What?!
870
00:35:38,218 --> 00:35:39,845
Don't you go dying on me!
871
00:35:39,928 --> 00:35:40,846
[Josh] Hi, Danny.
872
00:35:40,929 --> 00:35:41,847
[Danny] Fall back!
873
00:35:41,930 --> 00:35:42,931
[Mack] Get the
hell out of here!
874
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:44,850
You guys,
Templeman's in the camper!
875
00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:46,101
[Josh] Ah, shit.
876
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:47,645
[Danny] Save yourselves!
877
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,772
[Lucy] Come on, orange team!
878
00:35:49,855 --> 00:35:51,148
[Josh] Move!
879
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,275
[Mack] Move up!
880
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:54,443
Okay, team.
881
00:35:54,526 --> 00:35:55,903
What's the plan?
882
00:35:55,986 --> 00:35:56,820
Wait for my signal.
883
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:57,738
[Josh] Wait, what?
884
00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,365
What's the signal?
885
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,870
Okay, I'll cover you.
886
00:36:04,953 --> 00:36:06,705
Worry about yourself, Gl Joe.
887
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,582
The sniper's got us pinned down.
888
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:09,875
[Annabelle] I got this, Lucy!
889
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:10,709
[Lucy] What is she doing?!
890
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,670
| didn't signal!
891
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,797
[Annabelle] Here
comes the pain!
892
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,382
You like that?!
893
00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:19,343
Ahh!
894
00:36:19,426 --> 00:36:22,262
Suck my paintballs, bitches!
895
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,722
Lucy, I did it!
896
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:24,973
Ow!
897
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,850
Son of a bitch!
898
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,395
Who shoots someone in the back?
899
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,271
[Danny] I knew I should've
gone with the Splatmaster.
900
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,357
[Lucy] Aw, poor Danny.
901
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,985
[Danny] Mother of
dragons, that hurt!
902
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:37,986
Seriously?!
903
00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:39,488
I'm already out!
904
00:36:39,571 --> 00:36:40,906
[Lucy] Sorry.
905
00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:42,199
Was that really necessary?
906
00:36:42,282 --> 00:36:44,660
All's fair in love and war.
907
00:36:44,993 --> 00:36:45,786
Okay.
908
00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:47,329
I'm gonna make a run for it.
909
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:48,539
And let you get all the glory?
910
00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:49,665
Hell no, Templeman.
911
00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:51,875
[Josh] Better act
quick, then, Shortcake.
912
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,756
[grunts]
913
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,966
-[Annabelle] Come here!
-[Josh] What are you doing?!
914
00:36:59,049 --> 00:37:01,760
[Annabelle] You
never bring cupcakes!
915
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,512
[Josh] We're on the same team!
916
00:37:03,595 --> 00:37:04,513
Get off!
917
00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:06,557
[Annabelle] Go, Lucy, go!
918
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,148
JI'm gonna
regret this moments
919
00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:18,444
> Get, fight,
mode, feed, push...;
920
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:20,195
-[Josh] Stay down.
-[Lucy] What are you doing?
921
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:22,072
Get off me!
922
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,908
[laughs]
923
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,745
Total domination!
924
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:28,996
-[Lucy] [groans]
-[Josh] You hurt her!
925
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:30,080
Oh, my God.
926
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,039
Lucy, I'm sorry, |
got carried away.
927
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:31,874
[Lucy] Stop.
928
00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:33,041
Stop it.
929
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,251
Ugh, get this thing off me.
930
00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,377
It's like a million degrees.
931
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:36,628
Luce, you're sweating.
932
00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:37,588
Oh, my God, is it
internal bleeding?
933
00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:38,964
Is she gonna die?
934
00:37:39,047 --> 00:37:40,424
No, she doesn't have a
fever because you shot her,
935
00:37:40,507 --> 00:37:41,216
you dick.
936
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,134
Are you okay?
937
00:37:42,217 --> 00:37:43,218
[Josh] She's fine.
938
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:44,386
No, I'm fine,
don't worry-- [vomits]
939
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:47,014
-Okay, all right.
-Oh, God.
940
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:47,973
Let's get you up.
941
00:37:48,056 --> 00:37:49,475
Come on, time to go home.
942
00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:51,894
-[Lucy] [groans]
-[Josh] Yeah, paintball's over.
943
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:55,939
I'm sorry.
944
00:37:58,108 --> 00:38:00,235
[Josh] All right, here you go.
945
00:38:08,118 --> 00:38:09,995
What are you doing here?
946
00:38:10,078 --> 00:38:11,580
| drove you home.
947
00:38:11,663 --> 00:38:12,206
No, I know.
948
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,290
Why are you...
949
00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:14,958
standing in my
apartment right now?
950
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:16,376
What do you
think I was gonna do,
951
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,212
just open the door and
kick you out of a moving car?
952
00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:19,880
I'm...fine.
953
00:38:19,963 --> 00:38:21,423
Yeah, okay.
954
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:22,382
You gonna be sick?
955
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:25,636
Okay, bathroom, go, go, go, go.
956
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:26,929
[Lucy] [vomits]
957
00:38:27,012 --> 00:38:28,222
There you go.
958
00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:30,557
-[Lucy] [coughing]
-Yeah.
959
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:31,850
[Lucy] Ugh.
960
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,519
[spits]
961
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,855
Oh, the humanity.
962
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:38,565
Okay.
963
00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:49,660
3l can see it there,
hidden in your crystal eyes?!
964
00:38:50,035 --> 00:38:54,373
JThat it's hard to trust
something can be sweet)
965
00:38:55,749 --> 00:39:00,546
JBut all I want, |
promise that it's not a lied
966
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:05,592
Jls to be your friend
if ever you're in need?
967
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,596
JYou can count on mel
968
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,275
JWhen you're down,
when you're hurtl
969
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:24,027
JWhen you're
down in your worst')
970
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,113
JYou can count on mel
971
00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:28,991
JYou can count on mel
972
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,995
JWhen you're
hot and it burns?
973
00:39:33,078 --> 00:39:35,581
JJust say what
really hurts?
974
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,583
JYou can count on mel
975
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:38,959
[Lucy] Ow.
976
00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,335
Sorry.
977
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:43,630
Ugh.
978
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,427
[knocking]
979
00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:50,554
-[Josh] Still alive in there?
-[Lucy] [mumbling] Yeah.
980
00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:52,306
[Josh] All right, sit up.
981
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,725
Time to take your temp.
982
00:40:00,188 --> 00:40:01,732
Open up, Rambo.
983
00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:03,525
There you go.
984
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,112
You're in my bedroom.
985
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,949
I'm wearing Sleepysaurus.
986
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,618
[Josh] Try not to
talk, Shortcake.
987
00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,995
| know that's hard for you.
988
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,249
Here we go.
989
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,293
102.8.
990
00:40:21,376 --> 00:40:24,588
Ooh, that's not very
nice, Mr. Thermometer.
991
00:40:24,671 --> 00:40:26,757
[laughs]
992
00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:29,176
Are you laughing?
993
00:40:30,218 --> 00:40:32,846
Oh, I must be hallucinating.
994
00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:34,389
Sit tight.
995
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:36,183
I'll be back.
996
00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:44,024
[Lucy] [mumbling]
No, there's two of you.
997
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:48,070
[sighs] Josh must have
gotten wet after midnight.
998
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:51,198
-Lucy?
999
00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:51,865
[Patrick] I'm a doctor.
1000
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:52,950
How are you feeling?
1001
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:53,992
Not so good.
1002
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,078
She's got a fever of 103.
1003
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,121
All right, let's sit you up.
1004
00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,581
Okay.
1005
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,083
[groans]
1006
00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:04,628
[sighs]
1007
00:41:07,172 --> 00:41:09,591
You are really handsome.
1008
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,593
[laughs] Thank you.
1009
00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:15,055
People always say Josh
is the good-looking one.
1010
00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:18,016
Oh, you're his brother.
1011
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,061
Oh, you must've wanted to beat
him up so much when you were a
1012
00:41:21,144 --> 00:41:23,105
-kid.
-[laughs]
1013
00:41:23,188 --> 00:41:23,897
| like her.
1014
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,315
Oh, she's very special.
1015
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,817
Wait, can you tell me
embarrassing things about him?
1016
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,485
You must know all
the best stuff.
1017
00:41:28,568 --> 00:41:30,237
Well, um...
1018
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,863
He used to dress
up like a dog--
1019
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,198
No...
1020
00:41:33,281 --> 00:41:34,700
Make our mom walk him
around the block. [laughs]
1021
00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:36,702
[laughing] Oh, my God, this
is the best day of my life.
1022
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:38,453
| was a kid, thank you.
1023
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:39,496
He was 12.
1024
00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:40,288
[gasp] No!
1025
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:41,832
Oh, Josh, that's too old.
1026
00:41:41,915 --> 00:41:43,709
All right, thank you very much
for the house call, Doctor.
1027
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,127
Time to go.
1028
00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:46,878
Laughter's the
best medicine, right?
1029
00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:48,630
[laughs]
1030
00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:53,135
[groaning] No...
1031
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,762
You did all the right things.
1032
00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:58,098
You would've been good at this.
1033
00:41:59,182 --> 00:42:01,935
I'm not trying to
be a dick, come on.
1034
00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:04,312
I'm just saying, you did good.
1035
00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:09,109
So...
1036
00:42:09,192 --> 00:42:11,319
you ever gonna RSVP?
1037
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,239
It's just that, you know, Mindy
and I need a final head count.
1038
00:42:14,322 --> 00:42:16,324
Yeah, yeah, uh...
1039
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,035
I've just been slammed at work.
1040
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,286
Sorry.
1041
00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,413
Look, man...
1042
00:42:21,496 --> 00:42:23,749
it's awkward, I get it.
1043
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,960
But when your brother
gets married, you show up.
1044
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,336
Bring a plus one.
1045
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,088
[Josh] Oh yeah, right,
'cause that's what we need:
1046
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:33,508
more witnesses to our
absurd family drama.
1047
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,011
[Patrick] Keep her fluids up.
1048
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,723
Call me if the fever gets worse.
1049
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,183
Thank you, Pat.
1050
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:42,934
[Patrick] Thank
you, little brother.
1051
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,811
[door opens]
1052
00:42:50,233 --> 00:42:52,611
-[Josh] How are we doin'?
-Hey.
1053
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,238
| brought you a little water.
1054
00:42:57,574 --> 00:42:59,159
N-- I'm not a baby.
1055
00:42:59,242 --> 00:43:00,577
You already broke
two glasses earlier,
1056
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,246
so better safe than sorry.
1057
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:05,832
There you go.
1058
00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:09,503
My mom always gave me
strawberry juice when I was
1059
00:43:09,586 --> 00:43:11,171
sick.
1060
00:43:11,671 --> 00:43:13,006
What did yours do?
1061
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,717
Oh, they were always too
busy treating other people.
1062
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:17,094
If you weren't in
cardiac arrest,
1063
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:19,805
your ailment
didn't exactly rank.
1064
00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,389
Is your whole family doctors?
1065
00:43:21,473 --> 00:43:23,141
And surgeons.
1066
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:25,268
Except me.
1067
00:43:27,395 --> 00:43:30,023
Has anyone ever told you that
you look like a young Dennis
1068
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,024
Quaid?
1069
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,484
[laughs]
1070
00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:34,236
| think it's time to take
your temp again, Shortcake.
1071
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:36,029
No, stop calling me that.
1072
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,614
Oh, not a chance.
1073
00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:40,033
Watching you pretend to hate
that nickname is the best part
1074
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,618
of my day.
1075
00:43:42,035 --> 00:43:43,995
You changed shirts.
1076
00:43:44,329 --> 00:43:46,373
You look like an Old Navy model.
1077
00:43:46,456 --> 00:43:47,833
My brother brought it for me.
1078
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,751
You puked on the
other one, remember?
1079
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,753
-Oh, yeah.
1080
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:57,759
Dove gray, white, powder
blue, window pane, true blue.
1081
00:43:57,843 --> 00:44:00,137
-[Josh] What's that?
-Your shirts.
1082
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,181
Always in the same order.
1083
00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:06,935
| guess I am that predictable.
1084
00:44:07,018 --> 00:44:09,646
Yeah, you only
surprised me once.
1085
00:44:09,729 --> 00:44:12,315
-[Josh] When was that?
-The elevator.
1086
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,985
And...
1087
00:44:15,068 --> 00:44:17,070
what did you think about that?
1088
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,905
[sighs]
1089
00:44:20,323 --> 00:44:23,201
Yeah, I thought
it was really hot.
1090
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,252
Are we playing the staring game?
1091
00:44:32,335 --> 00:44:34,254
It's my favorite.
1092
00:44:35,463 --> 00:44:38,216
| like the way you look at me.
1093
00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,722
[Josh] Get some rest.
1094
00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:50,312
[sighs]
1095
00:45:02,365 --> 00:45:03,450
Josh?
1096
00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:06,328
Oh, she lives!
1097
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:09,331
Why are you
cleaning my apartment?
1098
00:45:09,414 --> 00:45:10,874
Oh, actually, |
didn't clean it.
1099
00:45:10,957 --> 00:45:12,667
| demoed the whole thing and
rebuilt it from the ground up
1100
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:13,793
with a team of elves.
1101
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:15,212
Figured it was easier.
1102
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,923
Okay, just 'cause I'm not
turned on by the smell of
1103
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:19,132
cleaning supplies--
1104
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,509
Weird, that doesn't
sound like "Thank you"--
1105
00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:23,011
-[Lucy] No--
-But you're very welcome.
1106
00:45:23,094 --> 00:45:24,095
Thank you.
1107
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:25,430
Seriously, thank
you for everything.
1108
00:45:25,513 --> 00:45:27,432
But just-- would
you-- stop, stop.
1109
00:45:27,515 --> 00:45:28,141
This is weird.
1110
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,768
This is way too weird.
1111
00:45:30,143 --> 00:45:32,729
Oh, and if you use any
of this against me--
1112
00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:35,857
Oh, right, because knowing
the consistency of your vomit's
1113
00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:37,484
really gonna give me
a competitive edge.
1114
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:38,526
No, Josh, stop.
1115
00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:39,945
No, I get it, it's fine.
1116
00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:42,447
My brother left a prescription
for you on the table.
1117
00:45:42,530 --> 00:45:44,115
See you at the office.
1118
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,078
[Lucy] [sighs]
1119
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,291
Shit.
1120
00:45:57,587 --> 00:45:58,922
[Danny] Did you know daisies
are found on every continent
1121
00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:01,508
except Antartica-arctica?
1122
00:46:01,591 --> 00:46:02,884
Oh, gotta go.
1123
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:03,927
Lucy!
1124
00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,387
-[clears throat]
-[Lucy] Hi!
1125
00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:06,346
What are you doing here?
1126
00:46:06,429 --> 00:46:08,390
| got you these.
1127
00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:09,557
Always with the flowers.
1128
00:46:09,641 --> 00:46:10,892
You're very sweet.
1129
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,185
How are you feeling?
1130
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:15,188
Like my body survived a
violent alien abduction.
1131
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,941
Fun fact about alien
abductions: not violent.
1132
00:46:18,024 --> 00:46:20,527
They get a bad rep 'cause of all
the probe stuff but my personal
1133
00:46:20,610 --> 00:46:22,737
feelings are that aliens
are actually people from,
1134
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:25,282
like, a million years from
now just checkin' in on their
1135
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:26,741
ancestors.
1136
00:46:26,825 --> 00:46:28,285
| don't know if you've read
Nick Bostrom's 'Simulation
1137
00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:30,495
Hypothesis,” but if you build a
quantum computer the size of a
1138
00:46:30,578 --> 00:46:31,371
planet...
1139
00:46:31,454 --> 00:46:32,831
[ding]
1140
00:46:33,873 --> 00:46:35,208
And after you.
1141
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,418
If you think about the
exponential rate of computing
1142
00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:38,920
power alone from, like,
40 years ago 'til now,
1143
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,715
and then you do that from, like,
4,000 years or four million
1144
00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:44,426
years, there's basically
no way we're not aliens.
1145
00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:45,427
[chuckles]
1146
00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:46,636
That's-- that's cool.
1147
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,679
-[Danny] It's crazy, right?
-[Lucy] Yeah.
1148
00:46:47,762 --> 00:46:49,556
[both chuckle]
1149
00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,267
Hey, so you wanna
get dinner tonight?
1150
00:46:53,226 --> 00:46:54,311
Maybe.
1151
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,396
I'll-- I'll have to
see how I'm feeling.
1152
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,732
[Danny] Hey, JTT!
1153
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:00,025
Temple-man.
1154
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,735
What's up, dude bro?
1155
00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:03,528
You don't work here anymore.
1156
00:47:03,611 --> 00:47:04,696
Yeah.
1157
00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:06,448
Just checkin' in on my girl.
1158
00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:08,533
The old Lucy Goose.
1159
00:47:08,616 --> 00:47:11,036
Lucille Ball 'n' Chain.
1160
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:14,372
Lucy in the Sky with Danny.
1161
00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:17,500
Wow.
1162
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:18,710
Okay.
1163
00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:20,670
No vibe, huh?
1164
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:23,256
[Helen] Lucy?
1165
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,841
Can you come see me
when you get settled?
1166
00:47:24,924 --> 00:47:26,593
Yeah, yeah, just one second.
1167
00:47:26,676 --> 00:47:28,845
-Um--
-Guess that's my cue.
1168
00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:30,972
Oh.
1169
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:32,057
Thanks.
1170
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,433
-Yeah, I'll email you.
-[Danny] Okay.
1171
00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:35,268
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
1172
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,313
Oh.
1173
00:47:40,565 --> 00:47:41,399
[chuckles]
1174
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:42,650
[ding]
1175
00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,402
Strawberry juice.
1176
00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:53,078
You sent the roses.
1177
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:58,416
[phone rings]
1178
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,543
Joshua Templeman.
1179
00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:02,879
Yes, I'll be right there.
1180
00:48:02,962 --> 00:48:04,339
Thank you.
1181
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:08,343
Glad you're feeling better.
1182
00:48:10,678 --> 00:48:12,138
Crap.
1183
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,394
[knocking]
1184
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:18,520
Oh.
1185
00:48:18,603 --> 00:48:20,647
| saw you
submitted your application.
1186
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:21,815
| know, it's a long-shot.
1187
00:48:21,898 --> 00:48:23,024
Are you kidding me?
1188
00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,110
I'm counting on you
getting this job.
1189
00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:27,487
We can't let Bexley turn
this place into some kind of--
1190
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,905
Commercial shit house?
1191
00:48:28,988 --> 00:48:31,032
[laughs] I was
gonna say "factory.”
1192
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,075
But yeah.
1193
00:48:32,158 --> 00:48:33,827
Josh submitted his
application too.
1194
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:34,911
| know.
1195
00:48:34,994 --> 00:48:37,205
His Harvard MBA
won't hurt his chances.
1196
00:48:37,288 --> 00:48:39,791
| have a Master's
in Victorian Lit.
1197
00:48:39,874 --> 00:48:40,625
Does that count?
1198
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:42,001
For me, it does.
1199
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,337
Not so much for
the money people.
1200
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,006
There are a lot of
good candidates, Lucy.
1201
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:48,925
Will you be honest with me?
1202
00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:50,427
How much of a shot do I have?
1203
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,429
Because I really want this
job and I-- I need to prepare
1204
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,304
myself--
1205
00:48:53,388 --> 00:48:55,056
Don't underestimate yourself.
1206
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:58,476
You already coordinate
every department on my behalf.
1207
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,520
You know this company
from the bottom up.
1208
00:49:00,603 --> 00:49:02,063
You have fantastic instincts.
1209
00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:03,690
Frankly...
1210
00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:07,152
| should have promoted
you to editorial years ago.
1211
00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,113
Why didn't you?
1212
00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:13,533
You never asked.
1213
00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:17,162
And I rely on you to do the
parts of my job that I hate
1214
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:22,208
doing, which is why you'd
make a great managing director.
1215
00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:33,928
I'm trying to say thank you.
1216
00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:34,679
No need.
1217
00:49:34,762 --> 00:49:36,181
You helped me, okay?
1218
00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:37,056
And I owe you a favor.
1219
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:38,224
What can I do for you?
1220
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,142
-I will clean your apartment.
-[laughs]
1221
00:49:39,225 --> 00:49:40,685
| will bake you a cake.
1222
00:49:40,768 --> 00:49:42,353
| will-- I will go with you to
your brother's wedding and |
1223
00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:43,855
will be your designated driver.
1224
00:49:43,938 --> 00:49:46,733
You can get shit-faced drunk
and I will clean up your vomit.
1225
00:49:46,816 --> 00:49:48,318
How do you know about that?
1226
00:49:48,401 --> 00:49:50,195
Because I overheard you in my
kitchen and I know you need a
1227
00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:50,862
plus one.
1228
00:49:50,945 --> 00:49:52,071
Are you mad at me?
1229
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,115
I'm not mad at
you, I'm just busy.
1230
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,618
My God, Lucinda, can |
please get a moment alone?
1231
00:49:56,701 --> 00:49:57,494
No.
1232
00:49:57,577 --> 00:49:58,411
Not until you say we're even.
1233
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,455
What do you mean "even?"
1234
00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:05,919
-[sighs]
-This is cozy.
1235
00:50:06,002 --> 00:50:07,587
Just say that I can
take you to the wedding.
1236
00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:08,671
Is that what you want?
1237
00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:10,298
No, what I want is
to stop fighting.
1238
00:50:10,381 --> 00:50:12,425
| want just a tiny sliver
of peace in my daily life.
1239
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,385
[laughs] And to die
very slowly of boredom.
1240
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:16,596
Oh, no, I won't be bored, I'll
have this fantastic new job to
1241
00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:17,639
keep me occupied.
1242
00:50:17,722 --> 00:50:18,556
You're not getting the job.
1243
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:19,807
No!
1244
00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:22,685
[sighs]
1245
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:26,689
Jslow sexy music!
1246
00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,025
Put your hands on me.
1247
00:50:30,818 --> 00:50:33,154
You can put them on yourself.
1248
00:50:40,995 --> 00:50:42,497
Kiss me.
1249
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,752
Do me a favor?
1250
00:50:47,835 --> 00:50:49,379
What?
1251
00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:53,466
Go to dinner with
Danny and kiss him.
1252
00:50:54,509 --> 00:50:55,760
What?
1253
00:50:55,843 --> 00:50:57,136
Why?
1254
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,472
If it's better than our
elevator kiss, then fine.
1255
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:00,974
-But if it's not--
-What is with you?
1256
00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,768
I-- I don't wanna be some
experiment before you settle
1257
00:51:03,851 --> 00:51:05,645
down with Mr. Right.
1258
00:51:06,604 --> 00:51:09,983
And I'm not gonna put my hands
on you again unless you tell me
1259
00:51:10,066 --> 00:51:13,111
that nobody
kisses you like I do.
1260
00:51:19,492 --> 00:51:20,493
[sighs]
1261
00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:23,079
Wow, this view
is-- it's incredible!
1262
00:51:23,162 --> 00:51:24,831
This is very romantic.
1263
00:51:24,914 --> 00:51:26,499
Well, not just romantic...
1264
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,709
historical.
1265
00:51:27,792 --> 00:51:29,669
Did you know that in
the American Revolution,
1266
00:51:29,752 --> 00:51:32,046
the British used to keep
prisoners of war on a boat in
1267
00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:33,256
the East River?
1268
00:51:33,339 --> 00:51:35,675
And like 12,000 of them died.
1269
00:51:35,758 --> 00:51:37,218
And they didn't know
what to do with the bodies,
1270
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:39,512
so they just
dumped them overboard.
1271
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,514
| mean, literally
picture that in your mind.
1272
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,266
Oh, I am.
1273
00:51:43,349 --> 00:51:45,810
So, anyway, how's
business going?
1274
00:51:45,893 --> 00:51:47,186
Yeah...
1275
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,730
it's going all right.
1276
00:51:48,813 --> 00:51:51,399
I've got like four clients and
pitching two more this week.
1277
00:51:51,482 --> 00:51:53,276
And, you know, if you
get that promoshe...
1278
00:51:53,359 --> 00:51:55,320
Yes, I will
definitely keep you in mind.
1279
00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:57,030
I, uh, got something for you.
1280
00:51:57,113 --> 00:51:58,656
Danny, that's so thoughtful!
1281
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,658
JCheck this out!>
1282
00:52:01,784 --> 00:52:02,994
A business card!
1283
00:52:03,077 --> 00:52:05,538
For all your
graphic design needs.
1284
00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:06,331
Thank you.
1285
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,499
Designed it myself.
1286
00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,669
Hey, have you ever
thought about kissing me?
1287
00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:14,213
Only every day since you
spilled coffee on my lap in my
1288
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,257
first staff meeting.
1289
00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:27,977
$The memory of
you lives...?
1290
00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:29,312
Wow.
1291
00:52:29,395 --> 00:52:30,730
[laughs]
1292
00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:33,733
-Wow, wow.
-Yeah.
1293
00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:39,489
JAIl from one
glimmer of your smiled
1294
00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:44,744
Jl've given love a chance?!
1295
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:49,415
JSJDreamt of a true romanced
1296
00:52:49,832 --> 00:52:54,796
§But nothing compares
to being with you?
1297
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,799
[groans]
1298
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:00,551
[sighs]
1299
00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:02,679
[Josh] Do you think he's home?
1300
00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:04,847
What, are you
stalking me, Shortcake?
1301
00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:07,475
Yeah, just went through
your garbage, actually.
1302
00:53:07,558 --> 00:53:08,351
-[Josh] Really?
-Mm-hm.
1303
00:53:08,434 --> 00:53:09,519
Find anything interesting?
1304
00:53:09,602 --> 00:53:12,146
You know, the usual
stuff: food scraps,
1305
00:53:12,230 --> 00:53:13,815
stiff Kleenex, adult diapers.
1306
00:53:13,898 --> 00:53:15,692
[laughs]
1307
00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:17,402
You should always laugh.
1308
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:19,904
You should always be funny.
1309
00:53:19,987 --> 00:53:21,489
So, how was your date?
1310
00:53:21,572 --> 00:53:25,368
Did he roll the last meatball
over to you with his nose?
1311
00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:28,579
-Did you kiss him?
-[Lucy] Yeah.
1312
00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:30,373
[Josh] And?
1313
00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:32,083
And...
1314
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:35,920
I...am not going to
date him anymore.
1315
00:53:36,003 --> 00:53:37,755
Because?
1316
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:39,424
[sighs]
1317
00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:43,803
Because nobody
kisses me like you do.
1318
00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:48,516
Juplifting music?r
1319
00:53:48,599 --> 00:53:49,809
Mm.
1320
00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:53,563
Oh, my God.
1321
00:53:53,646 --> 00:53:54,939
What?
1322
00:53:55,022 --> 00:53:57,692
That sound you just made.
1323
00:54:03,906 --> 00:54:06,367
Hey, are you gonna
invite me inside?
1324
00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:07,201
| mean, it's only fair.
1325
00:54:07,285 --> 00:54:09,579
| showed you mine.
1326
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,960
Wow.
1327
00:54:16,043 --> 00:54:17,962
| really like it.
1328
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:21,799
| halfway expected you
to live underground,
1329
00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:23,926
near the Earth's core.
1330
00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:25,970
You wanna snoop?
1331
00:54:26,053 --> 00:54:27,263
No.
1332
00:54:27,346 --> 00:54:28,181
You wanna snoop.
1333
00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:29,557
| snooped at your place.
1334
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,684
Yeah, that's 'cause my
place is like a flea market
1335
00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:33,561
compared to this.
1336
00:54:33,644 --> 00:54:35,146
Where's all your junk?
1337
00:54:35,229 --> 00:54:37,607
| like a clean space.
1338
00:54:38,399 --> 00:54:40,902
I...kinda thought
once you got me up here,
1339
00:54:40,985 --> 00:54:42,862
you were gonna ravish me.
1340
00:54:42,945 --> 00:54:45,281
I'm making you a tea instead.
1341
00:54:45,364 --> 00:54:47,825
How about something stronger?
1342
00:54:53,122 --> 00:54:55,875
| like your
matchbox car collection.
1343
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:59,337
It's like you were
an actual child once.
1344
00:55:05,384 --> 00:55:06,636
Wait...
1345
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,680
you don't have a
single Bexley book here.
1346
00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:13,476
Oh, my God, you are a Gamin.
1347
00:55:13,559 --> 00:55:16,854
[laughs] I'm not a Gamin,
| just prefer Gamin books.
1348
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:19,941
You are such a Gamin. [laughs]
1349
00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:27,198
Oh, you really like
to read about dicks.
1350
00:55:27,281 --> 00:55:29,367
Well, knowledge is power.
1351
00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:33,162
No, actually, I went to
medical school for a year.
1352
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,707
Oh, my God, that's why
Bexley calls you "Dr. Josh."
1353
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,878
To remind me of my failure
to live up to my potential.
1354
00:55:46,425 --> 00:55:47,760
-Ooh.
1355
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:49,303
You know...
1356
00:55:49,387 --> 00:55:53,224
if you were a doctor, all of
your lady patients would have
1357
00:55:53,307 --> 00:55:54,934
astronomical heart rates.
1358
00:55:55,017 --> 00:55:55,977
Mm.
1359
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:57,353
Well, let's test
that theory, huh?
1360
00:55:57,436 --> 00:55:58,771
Mm-hm.
1361
00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,691
Imagine I'm sliding a
stethoscope inside your shirt.
1362
00:56:01,774 --> 00:56:02,775
Ooh.
1363
00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:04,277
Giving me a new kink.
1364
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,071
Pounding heart,
raging case of horny.
1365
00:56:07,154 --> 00:56:09,323
I-- I think your
condition may be serious.
1366
00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:10,658
Will I die?
1367
00:56:10,741 --> 00:56:12,285
A few days in
bed should cure it.
1368
00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:14,996
[gasps] Oh, my gosh, |
wanna see your bedroom.
1369
00:56:19,792 --> 00:56:22,753
Oh, I love the color.
1370
00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:25,590
It's Benjamin
Moore Calypso Green.
1371
00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,925
-Very specific.
-[Josh] [chuckles]
1372
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:34,348
[sighs]
1373
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:37,018
C'mere.
1374
00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:46,152
[both laugh]
1375
00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:47,570
The copycat game.
1376
00:56:47,653 --> 00:56:49,447
Classic.
1377
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,784
Truth or dare.
1378
00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:55,411
Truth.
1379
00:56:55,494 --> 00:56:57,121
Aw, I was kinda
hoping you'd say "Dare."
1380
00:56:57,204 --> 00:56:59,540
I'm sorry to disappoint.
1381
00:57:00,374 --> 00:57:03,127
Why did you quit med school?
1382
00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:06,005
After two semesters, my dad
though it'd be a good idea for
1383
00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:08,132
me to spend a day in
the coroner's wing.
1384
00:57:08,215 --> 00:57:09,050
Mm.
1385
00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,509
Five minutes in...
1386
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,803
| puked inside a
dead guy's stomach.
1387
00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:15,222
Oh, my God, I would
still be having nightmares.
1388
00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:16,933
[laughs]
1389
00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:21,395
Okay, so what's
this muscle called?
1390
00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:22,939
[Josh] Brachioradialis.
1391
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:24,190
[Lucy] Mm.
1392
00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:26,067
And this?
1393
00:57:26,150 --> 00:57:28,569
[Josh] Anterior deltoid.
1394
00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:30,196
[Lucy] [whispering]
What about this one?
1395
00:57:30,279 --> 00:57:30,988
Biceps.
1396
00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:33,783
Oh, yeah, I knew that.
1397
00:57:33,866 --> 00:57:35,159
-Oh, but what about this one?
-[Josh] Oh!
1398
00:57:35,242 --> 00:57:38,204
[laughs]
1399
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:43,501
Hi.
1400
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:46,003
Hi.
1401
00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:53,052
Jsexy electronic music?t
1402
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:56,722
You taste like candy.
1403
00:57:59,892 --> 00:58:01,352
[laughs]
1404
00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:03,396
Oh, my God, please remind me to
write a thank you note to your
1405
00:58:03,479 --> 00:58:04,480
personal trainer.
1406
00:58:04,563 --> 00:58:05,564
[Josh] [laughs]
1407
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,483
| do spend a lot
of time in the gym.
1408
00:58:07,566 --> 00:58:10,778
Being forced to look at you for
eight hours a day leaves me with
1409
00:58:10,861 --> 00:58:13,406
a lot of excess
energy I have to work off.
1410
00:58:13,489 --> 00:58:15,199
Well, I...
1411
00:58:15,282 --> 00:58:17,034
can help you burn some calories.
1412
00:58:17,118 --> 00:58:18,035
-Oh, really?
-Mm-hm.
1413
00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:19,412
How would you do that?
1414
00:58:19,495 --> 00:58:22,248
Well, I'm thinking we
should play a very special game.
1415
00:58:22,331 --> 00:58:24,709
It's called "Who Can
Make the Other Come First?"
1416
00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,002
[laughs]
1417
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,545
-Okay.
-Seriously, Josh.
1418
00:58:27,628 --> 00:58:29,213
| just think we should have
sex and just get it out of our
1419
00:58:29,296 --> 00:58:30,673
-system.
-Right.
1420
00:58:30,756 --> 00:58:32,717
And then, we can go back to
normal without all this...
1421
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,677
crazy sexual tension.
1422
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,679
[sighs]
1423
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,682
All right, Shortcake.
1424
00:58:39,765 --> 00:58:41,767
| think it's getting late.
1425
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,230
What?
1426
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:50,151
Wh-- but I just offered you sex.
1427
00:58:50,234 --> 00:58:52,153
And, like, very
enthusiastic sex.
1428
00:58:52,236 --> 00:58:53,070
And I appreciate it.
1429
00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:54,071
Maybe some other time.
1430
00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:56,240
Maybe some other time?
1431
00:58:56,323 --> 00:58:58,075
That's what you say when
you turn down a muffin,
1432
00:58:58,159 --> 00:58:59,910
not sex.
1433
00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:01,454
Is this about the job?
1434
00:59:01,537 --> 00:59:03,873
Yeah, it probably is unwise
to sleep with the competition.
1435
00:59:03,956 --> 00:59:06,042
Right, get me to beg for sex
and then kick me out of your
1436
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:06,751
apartment.
1437
00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:07,835
Nice move, Templeman.
1438
00:59:07,918 --> 00:59:09,879
-You were begging?
-That's not funny.
1439
00:59:09,962 --> 00:59:11,213
Are you toying with me?
1440
00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:12,548
| think you're the one
playing games here, Luce.
1441
00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:13,758
All right, well,
whatever this is,
1442
00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:16,135
| don't wanna do it anymore.
1443
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:21,474
[door slams]
1444
00:59:21,557 --> 00:59:26,270
JAll night
walking in circles'
1445
00:59:26,353 --> 00:59:29,231
JTucked into shackles?
1446
00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:32,151
JAIll night
walking without you?!
1447
00:59:32,234 --> 00:59:37,073
JTucked in and ah...J
1448
00:59:37,406 --> 00:59:38,282
[Josh] Morning.
1449
00:59:38,365 --> 00:59:39,909
Morning.
1450
00:59:41,285 --> 00:59:42,912
How'd you sleep?
1451
00:59:42,995 --> 00:59:44,705
Not great.
1452
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,166
-[Josh] Period?
-[Lucy] What?
1453
00:59:47,249 --> 00:59:47,792
No!
1454
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:48,918
| just...
1455
00:59:49,001 --> 00:59:49,543
Oh.
1456
00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:51,170
No, thanks.
1457
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:53,047
| already ate.
1458
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:55,382
[Richard] This kid is
king, I'm telling you.
1459
00:59:55,466 --> 00:59:55,925
Josh!
1460
00:59:56,008 --> 00:59:57,009
There you are.
1461
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:58,302
I've been looking
all over for you.
1462
00:59:58,385 --> 01:00:00,554
I'd like you to meet
my good friend Simon.
1463
01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:01,388
Simon Mitchell.
1464
01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:04,141
From Harper Collins.
1465
01:00:04,225 --> 01:00:05,226
I--
1466
01:00:05,309 --> 01:00:06,685
Josh is a Harvard
man too, you know.
1467
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,020
Ah, a few decades after me,
but the crimson runs deep,
1468
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:08,729
-am I right?
-[laughs]
1469
01:00:08,813 --> 01:00:09,605
Roll tide!
1470
01:00:09,688 --> 01:00:10,523
That's Alabama.
1471
01:00:10,606 --> 01:00:11,857
Oh.
1472
01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:14,401
Simon knows half the
hiring panel personally.
1473
01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:16,946
I'm sure that he'd be willing
to write you one hell of a
1474
01:00:17,029 --> 01:00:17,905
recommendation.
1475
01:00:17,988 --> 01:00:19,031
I'd appreciate that.
1476
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,366
[Simon] Let's talk
about it over lunch.
1477
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:21,242
[Josh] I'll clear my schedule.
1478
01:00:21,325 --> 01:00:24,161
Oh, hey, this is Lucy Hinton.
1479
01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:25,496
No, it's Hutton.
1480
01:00:25,579 --> 01:00:26,747
You sure?
1481
01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:29,083
Uh, yeah.
1482
01:00:33,003 --> 01:00:38,008
Yeah, so I thought maybe you
could write me a recommendation.
1483
01:00:38,092 --> 01:00:41,303
Yes, it was 10 years ago.
1484
01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,430
H-U-T-T-O-N.
1485
01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:46,809
Oh, you know the
color-coded filing system?
1486
01:00:46,892 --> 01:00:49,228
| did that. [laughs]
1487
01:00:49,728 --> 01:00:52,773
No, of course it's digital now.
1488
01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:54,191
Sure.
1489
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:58,279
Sure, okay, well, if you
can remember anything at all,
1490
01:00:58,362 --> 01:00:59,363
I---
1491
01:00:59,446 --> 01:01:00,656
Okay, thank you.
1492
01:01:00,739 --> 01:01:02,241
Bye.
1493
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,828
[sighs] So I really need
to nail this presentation.
1494
01:01:05,911 --> 01:01:07,830
I'm thinking I can
probably pay you...
1495
01:01:07,913 --> 01:01:09,165
$300 for the graphics?
1496
01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:10,541
| know that that's not much.
1497
01:01:10,624 --> 01:01:12,084
Sure.
1498
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:14,378
I'll consider it an investment
in the future of our working
1499
01:01:14,461 --> 01:01:16,589
-relationship.
-Great.
1500
01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:18,591
Hey, so...
1501
01:01:18,674 --> 01:01:21,468
just to be totally clear,
there's no chance for anything
1502
01:01:21,552 --> 01:01:24,263
else, right?
1503
01:01:24,346 --> 01:01:25,431
Yeah.
1504
01:01:25,514 --> 01:01:27,308
Say no more.
1505
01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:29,059
Your loss.
1506
01:01:29,143 --> 01:01:30,644
I'm a world-class cuddler.
1507
01:01:30,728 --> 01:01:33,272
[laughs] I believe that.
1508
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:34,231
[sighs]
1509
01:01:34,315 --> 01:01:35,858
So, uh...
1510
01:01:35,941 --> 01:01:39,904
you and Dude Man,
what's-his-bucket, Josh?
1511
01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:41,655
Still mortal enemies.
1512
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:42,781
Hm.
1513
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:43,866
| mean, don't take
this the wrong way,
1514
01:01:43,949 --> 01:01:45,492
| just figured
y'all would be, like,
1515
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,119
knockin' boots at this point.
1516
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:50,164
Nope, pistols
and swords at dawn.
1517
01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:53,500
Given the choice, I go
pistol 100 percent of the time.
1518
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:54,418
[laughs]
1519
01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:57,171
Significantly more effective.
1520
01:02:00,007 --> 01:02:02,134
JPour féter I'hiver'?
1521
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:04,511
JLa neige est tombéerl
1522
01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:07,139
'Blanche, immaculée?'
1523
01:02:07,223 --> 01:02:09,683
JSur notre maison?d
1524
01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:12,353
JEt tous réunist
1525
01:02:12,436 --> 01:02:14,939
JAutour du grand feul
1526
01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:17,399
JOn attend minuit?
1527
01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:19,902
JPour chanter joyeux...I
1528
01:02:19,985 --> 01:02:22,321
[knocking]
1529
01:02:25,449 --> 01:02:27,743
JPar-dessus les valléesJ
1530
01:02:27,826 --> 01:02:30,496
JEt par-dessus
les moots...Jl
1531
01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:34,458
Yo ho ho.
1532
01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:36,377
Who let you in the building?
1533
01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:39,755
Oh, I scaled the wall using
my elite Navy SEAL training.
1534
01:02:39,838 --> 01:02:40,839
The neighbor let me in.
1535
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:41,840
What are you doing here?
1536
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,676
Picking you up.
1537
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:44,760
For my brother's wedding?
1538
01:02:44,843 --> 01:02:45,886
[laughs]
1539
01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:47,346
Yeah, not likely, Templeman.
1540
01:02:47,429 --> 01:02:48,472
Look, I'm sorry
about the other night.
1541
01:02:48,555 --> 01:02:49,556
You caught me off-guard.
1542
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,142
This thing is
just too complicated.
1543
01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:53,310
All right?
1544
01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:55,354
We-- we are
competing for the same job.
1545
01:02:55,437 --> 01:02:57,481
And we've turned mutual
sabotage into an art,
1546
01:02:57,564 --> 01:02:59,441
so it is impossible
to trust each other.
1547
01:02:59,525 --> 01:03:02,695
Also, you're like the
man version of Ilcy Hot.
1548
01:03:02,778 --> 01:03:03,320
Are you cold?
1549
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:04,863
Are you warm?
1550
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,657
Is this tingling sensation nice
or is it deeply uncomfortable?
1551
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:07,700
Tingling sensation.
1552
01:03:07,783 --> 01:03:10,035
Okay, you know what I mean.
1553
01:03:11,036 --> 01:03:12,997
Look, I can't go
to this thing alone,
1554
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,499
and they're expecting
you to come with me.
1555
01:03:15,582 --> 01:03:19,044
And don't forget:
you still owe me.
1556
01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:21,714
Mm.
1557
01:03:21,797 --> 01:03:23,424
I'll be in the car.
1558
01:03:26,051 --> 01:03:27,594
Okay, fine.
1559
01:03:30,806 --> 01:03:32,850
JDing dong!?
1560
01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:38,981
Okay, so what do I need
to know about your family?
1561
01:03:39,648 --> 01:03:41,025
My mom's great.
1562
01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:43,819
She'll love you and tell you
that she wants to keep you
1563
01:03:43,902 --> 01:03:45,362
forever.
1564
01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:48,407
My dad is, uh...
1565
01:03:49,616 --> 01:03:51,201
complicated.
1566
01:03:51,285 --> 01:03:53,912
Last time I was
home, we had a fight.
1567
01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:55,122
What about?
1568
01:03:55,205 --> 01:03:56,582
A lot of things.
1569
01:03:56,665 --> 01:03:59,585
My leaving med school
-- he won't let that go.
1570
01:03:59,668 --> 01:04:02,046
And my girlfriend had just
broken up with me and he and my
1571
01:04:02,129 --> 01:04:05,549
brother were just
being assholes about it.
1572
01:04:05,924 --> 01:04:08,385
It's so hard to imagine
you with a girlfriend.
1573
01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:11,722
| always pictured
you as a swipe right,
1574
01:04:11,805 --> 01:04:15,476
"Let's not put a label
on it, babe" kinda guy.
1575
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:18,520
Well, sometimes you're wrong.
1576
01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,402
[Lucy] It's gonna show.
1577
01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:26,195
[Josh] How do you know that?
1578
01:04:26,278 --> 01:04:27,029
Because it's a thing.
1579
01:04:27,112 --> 01:04:28,364
| can smell weather.
1580
01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,949
Well, that would make
you the lamest X-Man ever.
1581
01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,576
[dinging]
1582
01:04:32,659 --> 01:04:34,370
-[Lucy] Whoa, hi!
-How can I help you?
1583
01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:35,079
Joshua Templeman.
1584
01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:36,413
I've got two rooms.
1585
01:04:36,497 --> 01:04:37,998
Templeman.
1586
01:04:38,582 --> 01:04:40,542
-With a 1?
-Yeah.
1587
01:04:41,835 --> 01:04:43,670
Two Ts?
1588
01:04:43,754 --> 01:04:45,672
Just the one.
1589
01:04:48,509 --> 01:04:49,676
And...sent.
1590
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,470
-Sorry, just sent an email.
-Mm-hm.
1591
01:04:51,553 --> 01:04:54,348
-Oh.
-Okay, and...
1592
01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:56,767
-I am so sorry.
-Hm?
1593
01:04:56,850 --> 01:05:00,020
I, um-- I only have one room.
1594
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,021
Now, Jaf?
1595
01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:02,022
Jaffrey.
1596
01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:03,899
My friends call me "Jaf" and...
1597
01:05:03,982 --> 01:05:05,234
-we're not there yet.
-Okay.
1598
01:05:05,317 --> 01:05:06,819
Jaffrey, I really
need two rooms.
1599
01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:08,487
Can you please help me out?
1600
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,531
[laughs] Sorry.
1601
01:05:10,614 --> 01:05:13,492
| mean, I need my
mom to move out but...
1602
01:05:13,575 --> 01:05:15,327
But I got two weddings
this weekend, right?
1603
01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:16,412
| know, we're in one of them.
1604
01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:17,246
[gasps]
1605
01:05:17,329 --> 01:05:18,122
Oh-- oh, you're the couple?
1606
01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:19,039
Oh, congratulations!
1607
01:05:19,123 --> 01:05:20,457
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1608
01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:22,251
No, no, no, no, it's, uh--
it's my brother's wedding,
1609
01:05:22,334 --> 01:05:23,585
we're just here for it.
1610
01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:26,088
Oh, well, I wish |
could help you out,
1611
01:05:26,171 --> 01:05:28,549
but think about where
I'm coming from on this.
1612
01:05:28,632 --> 01:05:29,633
I've got a lot of people here.
1613
01:05:29,716 --> 01:05:30,467
[Lucy] Okay, just
stop, stop, stop.
1614
01:05:30,551 --> 01:05:31,927
-It's fine.
-It's not fine.
1615
01:05:32,010 --> 01:05:33,303
It's not worth ruining his
day when he clearly can't do
1616
01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,138
anything about it.
1617
01:05:34,221 --> 01:05:34,930
Jaffrey, thank you so much.
1618
01:05:35,013 --> 01:05:36,140
We will take the one room.
1619
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:37,599
Thank you so much.
1620
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:40,352
She's absolutely right; it
is not worth ruining my day.
1621
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:43,689
Great, um, so you
are gonna be in room,
1622
01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:46,567
uh, 216 and, um, no keys.
1623
01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:48,068
Everything's unlocked.
1624
01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:49,570
Oh, boy.
1625
01:05:56,368 --> 01:05:57,911
Wow.
1626
01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,373
-It's not bad.
-Mm.
1627
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:04,126
You will sleep there.
1628
01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:05,377
Hah!
1629
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,629
Shoulda made you stay
with Jaf and his mom.
1630
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:10,883
Okay, we've got a half an
hour until the rehearsal dinner.
1631
01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:12,134
You want the first shower?
1632
01:06:12,217 --> 01:06:13,677
Sure.
1633
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,345
Great. [sighs]
1634
01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:19,683
[shower running]
1635
01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,441
[door opens]
1636
01:06:30,068 --> 01:06:32,070
Took you long enough.
1637
01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:34,364
Oh, I was shaving my legs.
1638
01:06:34,448 --> 01:06:35,908
Oh.
1639
01:06:37,951 --> 01:06:39,828
[sighs]
1640
01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:43,207
Flamethrower?
1641
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:46,627
| like red.
1642
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,879
So do I.
1643
01:06:48,962 --> 01:06:52,508
Jl've been trying to keep
myself back in my body?
1644
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:54,927
31 tell you sorry?d
1645
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:57,054
JMm...»
1646
01:06:57,387 --> 01:06:58,931
This does not mean we're okay.
1647
01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:00,641
Mm-hm.
1648
01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:04,978
JBut it's half-hearted's
1649
01:07:05,854 --> 01:07:07,606
JI'm fine until
the morningl
1650
01:07:07,689 --> 01:07:09,149
JLittle bit in love...J
1651
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:10,651
[Lucy] Come here.
1652
01:07:12,444 --> 01:07:14,738
-No, I wanna feel your weight.
-No, I'll crush you.
1653
01:07:14,821 --> 01:07:17,699
Well, I have lived
a really good life.
1654
01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,409
You sure you're okay with this?
1655
01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:20,786
Oh, yeah.
1656
01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:21,954
Let's do it.
1657
01:07:22,037 --> 01:07:24,623
[laughs] You
should write sonnets.
1658
01:07:24,706 --> 01:07:29,670
[moaning and heavy breathing]
1659
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:38,762
JAnd I remember
why I'm so in it}
1660
01:07:38,845 --> 01:07:41,932
31 forget all of our flaws?
1661
01:07:42,015 --> 01:07:45,143
31 just want you close...I
1662
01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:48,939
Oh, best...game...ever.
1663
01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:50,357
[both laugh]
1664
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,984
Yeah.
1665
01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:54,236
Oh, shit!
1666
01:07:54,319 --> 01:07:55,153
What?
1667
01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,613
We are seriously
late for dinner.
1668
01:07:56,697 --> 01:07:58,073
Just-- just stay here!
1669
01:07:58,156 --> 01:07:59,199
What will your parents think?
1670
01:07:59,283 --> 01:08:00,993
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Templeman.
1671
01:08:01,076 --> 01:08:02,786
I'm so sorry that we missed
your son's rehearsal dinner.
1672
01:08:02,869 --> 01:08:04,955
We were too busy giving
each other multiple orgasms.
1673
01:08:05,038 --> 01:08:06,498
[laughs]
1674
01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:08,500
| promise you, nobody will care.
1675
01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:11,253
I'll just text them that we
hit traffic and we'll see them
1676
01:08:11,336 --> 01:08:12,629
tomorrow at the wedding.
1677
01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:14,006
Yeah, but what if they
know we already checked in?
1678
01:08:14,089 --> 01:08:16,258
Why do you care so much
what my parents think?
1679
01:08:16,341 --> 01:08:18,885
Well, it's people-pleasing
101: they are people,
1680
01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:20,304
thus I want to please them.
1681
01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:21,763
But why?
1682
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,682
Well, I already explained
the totality of that logic.
1683
01:08:23,765 --> 01:08:26,768
Also, why don't you
care what people think?
1684
01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:29,521
| learned a long time ago that
it's impossible to make people
1685
01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,106
like you.
1686
01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:33,066
Yeah.
1687
01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:35,110
| guess you're right, it's not
like I'm ever gonna see them
1688
01:08:35,193 --> 01:08:36,695
again.
1689
01:08:38,864 --> 01:08:40,532
God, what are you thinking?
1690
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,534
| just wanna juice
your head like a lemon.
1691
01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:43,827
[laughs]
1692
01:08:43,910 --> 01:08:45,996
There's no need for
violence, Little One.
1693
01:08:46,079 --> 01:08:48,123
What do you wanna know?
1694
01:08:49,499 --> 01:08:52,669
Okay, the other day...
1695
01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:56,590
when you caught me
snooping at your desk...
1696
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:59,843
uh, I saw your planner.
1697
01:08:59,926 --> 01:09:01,720
Questionable ethics, Shortcake.
1698
01:09:01,803 --> 01:09:02,929
Yeah, okay, I know.
1699
01:09:03,013 --> 01:09:06,850
But there was some red
marks in the margin.
1700
01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:08,143
Ds, Ss, some Xs.
1701
01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:10,103
What are those?
1702
01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:11,855
What?
1703
01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:12,731
[gasps]
1704
01:09:12,814 --> 01:09:13,857
-No!
-[groans]
1705
01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:15,692
-Tell me!
-No... [laughs]
1706
01:09:15,776 --> 01:09:17,986
[Lucy] Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me.
1707
01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:23,909
D is for "dress."
1708
01:09:24,576 --> 01:09:28,288
P is for "pants,” S is for
"skirt,"” and I make a mark when
1709
01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:33,210
we have a fight and X
when I wanna kiss you.
1710
01:09:34,127 --> 01:09:36,380
-Wow.
-[chuckles]
1711
01:09:38,465 --> 01:09:41,843
-You're like an OCD stalker.
-[laughs]
1712
01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:42,886
Your turn.
1713
01:09:42,969 --> 01:09:44,346
My turn what?
1714
01:09:44,429 --> 01:09:46,848
You gotta tell me something
| don't know about you.
1715
01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,684
Okay.
1716
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:52,354
Oh...
1717
01:09:52,437 --> 01:09:54,898
When I wore that little black
dress to work the other day...
1718
01:09:54,981 --> 01:09:56,775
Mm-hm.
1719
01:09:57,192 --> 01:09:58,568
Well...
1720
01:09:58,652 --> 01:09:59,986
[laughs]
1721
01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:01,905
| lied about
having a date at the AC.
1722
01:10:01,988 --> 01:10:04,783
| asked Danny out
later that day.
1723
01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:06,410
What?
1724
01:10:06,493 --> 01:10:08,787
You were all smug and
skeptical and I had just...
1725
01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:10,997
had this super hot
sex dream about you.
1726
01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:12,499
| knew it!
1727
01:10:12,582 --> 01:10:14,084
[both laugh]
1728
01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,627
Yeah, and then you said you
were going to the bar and |
1729
01:10:15,711 --> 01:10:18,171
didn't want you to think I was a
loser just...sitting there all
1730
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:19,881
alone.
1731
01:10:20,298 --> 01:10:22,759
You wouldn't have been alone.
1732
01:10:22,843 --> 01:10:24,886
You would've been with me.
1733
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:29,933
Jgentle romantic music/
1734
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:04,468
Did he make his
side of the bed?
1735
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:06,595
What a freak.
1736
01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,311
[Josh] Very nice.
1737
01:11:16,146 --> 01:11:17,773
Your tie's crooked.
1738
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:19,024
No, I'm not
falling for that again.
1739
01:11:19,107 --> 01:11:20,859
[laughs] Come here.
1740
01:11:20,942 --> 01:11:22,027
-Really?
-Yeah.
1741
01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:23,153
Oh.
1742
01:11:23,236 --> 01:11:24,780
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1743
01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:25,614
There you go.
1744
01:11:25,697 --> 01:11:26,823
No attempt at strangulation.
1745
01:11:26,907 --> 01:11:29,201
Wow, you are really
developing as a person.
1746
01:11:29,284 --> 01:11:31,953
Yeah, well, I need you alive
for all the things I'm gonna do
1747
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:34,039
-to you later.
-Hm.
1748
01:11:34,122 --> 01:11:35,415
You look gorgeous in this dress.
1749
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:36,458
Thank you.
1750
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,335
It matches your eyes.
1751
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:39,878
Excuse me.
1752
01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:41,505
Josh?
1753
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,716
-Oh, hi, Mom.
-You made it!
1754
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,635
-[Josh] Oh...
-Honey... [laughs]
1755
01:11:46,718 --> 01:11:48,053
Mom, this is Lucy.
1756
01:11:48,136 --> 01:11:49,221
Hi.
1757
01:11:49,304 --> 01:11:50,847
Oh, it is so nice to
meet you, Dr. Templeman.
1758
01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:52,390
Oh, Elaine, please.
1759
01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:54,726
I'm so glad to finally meet you.
1760
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:55,435
You too.
1761
01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:56,478
She is just adorable!
1762
01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:57,312
[laughs]
1763
01:11:57,395 --> 01:11:58,605
I'm gonna keep you forever.
1764
01:11:58,688 --> 01:11:59,731
[both laugh]
1765
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:00,816
[shorts] Shall we?
1766
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:02,192
-You just snorted.
-Yeah, I did.
1767
01:12:02,275 --> 01:12:03,735
[both laugh]
1768
01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:08,782
Ddelicate string music?
1769
01:12:12,577 --> 01:12:14,913
Wasn't sure you
were gonna make it.
1770
01:12:14,996 --> 01:12:18,250
Anthony, this is
Josh's friend, Lucy.
1771
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,709
Hi.
1772
01:12:19,793 --> 01:12:21,336
Good afternoon.
1773
01:12:21,419 --> 01:12:23,672
Oh, friendly.
1774
01:12:23,755 --> 01:12:25,715
[applause]
1775
01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:27,592
Aww...
1776
01:12:39,813 --> 01:12:42,315
Aww, cute.
1777
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:47,362
JITST
1778
01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:54,536
Wow, she is stunning.
1779
01:12:54,619 --> 01:12:57,080
-[Josh] Mm.
-[Lucy] Nice work, Patrick.
1780
01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:02,043
[cork pops]
1781
01:13:02,127 --> 01:13:03,879
JYou're so sweet)
1782
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,965
§Good enough to eat...?
1783
01:13:09,634 --> 01:13:11,011
Oh, my God.
1784
01:13:11,094 --> 01:13:13,179
Patrick's family is
driving me crazy. [laughs]
1785
01:13:13,263 --> 01:13:15,807
And these heels are like a
Medieval torture device.
1786
01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:17,309
You wouldn't happen to
have a joint, would you?
1787
01:13:17,392 --> 01:13:18,184
Oh, I wish.
1788
01:13:18,268 --> 01:13:18,768
Meth?
1789
01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:19,436
Rat poison?
1790
01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:20,604
I'll take anything.
1791
01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:22,355
[sighs] Sadly, I am
fresh out of rat poison.
1792
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,024
But congratulations.
1793
01:13:24,107 --> 01:13:25,358
Thank you.
1794
01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:27,110
You're Lucy, right?
1795
01:13:27,193 --> 01:13:27,944
[Lucy] Yes.
1796
01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:29,487
I've been dying to meet you.
1797
01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,281
Patrick says you're the
reason Josh came today.
1798
01:13:31,364 --> 01:13:34,200
Oh, no, I'm sure
that's not true.
1799
01:13:34,284 --> 01:13:37,162
Oh, I'm sure it is. [laughs]
1800
01:13:37,245 --> 01:13:39,623
It really did work out for
the best in the end, didn't it?
1801
01:13:39,706 --> 01:13:42,334
| mean, Josh and |
were never good together.
1802
01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:46,713
I'm sorry, you
were-- you were with Josh?
1803
01:13:46,796 --> 01:13:49,799
Oh, my God, how
did he not tell you?
1804
01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:52,010
It really wasn't
anything serious.
1805
01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:53,345
The entire year
we were together,
1806
01:13:53,428 --> 01:13:55,555
| don't think we
ever really connected.
1807
01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:57,223
You were together a year?
1808
01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,017
Like, a calendar year?
1809
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,311
Like, a full 12 months?
1810
01:14:01,394 --> 01:14:03,104
And then, you and Patrick...
1811
01:14:03,188 --> 01:14:06,524
Were a much better fit in,
like, every way. [laughs]
1812
01:14:06,608 --> 01:14:10,487
| mean, it was a little
bit awkward at first, but...
1813
01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:14,157
Um, I'm sorry.
1814
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,868
| should really go say
inappropriate things to my other
1815
01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,036
guests now.
1816
01:14:18,119 --> 01:14:21,122
No, no, it's-- it's,
um-- it's fine. [laughs]
1817
01:14:21,539 --> 01:14:23,083
[clears throat]
1818
01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:42,143
Well, that nose of
yours was right on.
1819
01:14:42,227 --> 01:14:44,020
| told you it was a thing.
1820
01:14:46,731 --> 01:14:47,816
Lucy, I hope--
1821
01:14:47,899 --> 01:14:49,025
Is she the reason
you brought me here?
1822
01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:50,485
No.
1823
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:53,488
No, Lucy, it had
nothing to do with her.
1824
01:14:53,571 --> 01:14:54,698
But why didn't you tell me?
1825
01:14:54,781 --> 01:14:56,074
[Josh] I don't know.
1826
01:14:57,117 --> 01:14:59,327
-I was embarrassed.
-[Lucy] Why?
1827
01:14:59,869 --> 01:15:01,371
Hey, you did nothing wrong.
1828
01:15:01,454 --> 01:15:04,207
They are the ones that
should be embarrassed.
1829
01:15:08,169 --> 01:15:11,256
You know, the
weekend that I got my MBA,
1830
01:15:11,339 --> 01:15:15,010
my dad took Patrick
fishing with two other surgeons.
1831
01:15:15,385 --> 01:15:17,512
He said that I wasn't
invited because I would've felt
1832
01:15:17,595 --> 01:15:19,597
out-of-place.
1833
01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:21,391
Patrick has always
been the golden child,
1834
01:15:21,474 --> 01:15:23,601
and so when Mindy
left me for him,
1835
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:25,311
it just...
1836
01:15:25,937 --> 01:15:27,313
[sighs]
1837
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:30,191
So today must really
suck for you, huh?
1838
01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:32,152
Well, it could be worse.
1839
01:15:33,361 --> 01:15:35,530
| could be here alone.
1840
01:15:37,198 --> 01:15:38,450
Well...
1841
01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:41,077
this situation most
definitely calls for some booze,
1842
01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:43,496
-so let's go.
-[laughs]
1843
01:15:44,581 --> 01:15:45,415
-[Elaine] I know, just--
-[Anthony] No.
1844
01:15:45,498 --> 01:15:46,499
-[Elaine] Yes!
-[Anthony] No!
1845
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:47,542
-[Elaine] Yes.
-[Anthony] Darling...
1846
01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:48,376
[Elaine] Just in
case you need it.
1847
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,879
You are the absolute worst.
1848
01:15:50,962 --> 01:15:51,588
[Elaine] Ah!
1849
01:15:51,671 --> 01:15:52,839
Where have you two been?
1850
01:15:52,922 --> 01:15:54,299
Outside getting some fresh air.
1851
01:15:54,382 --> 01:15:55,508
Oh.
1852
01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:58,636
Lucy, when you
first met Josh...
1853
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,554
what'd you think?
1854
01:15:59,637 --> 01:16:01,097
Ah. [chuckles]
1855
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:04,768
Well, I thought he
was very good-looking,
1856
01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:07,479
cold, domineering,
and freakishly uptight.
1857
01:16:07,562 --> 01:16:08,938
Oh. [laughs]
1858
01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:10,315
| thought that you had to
have ambition to be domineering.
1859
01:16:10,398 --> 01:16:11,524
Anthony...
1860
01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:13,109
[Anthony] I'm kidding.
1861
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:18,323
And I thought
Lucy was very smart,
1862
01:16:18,406 --> 01:16:21,284
but she was also a
spineless kiss-ass.
1863
01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:23,286
Yeah, it was
hate at first sight.
1864
01:16:23,369 --> 01:16:24,162
Mm.
1865
01:16:24,245 --> 01:16:25,330
[clinking on glass]
1866
01:16:25,413 --> 01:16:27,165
-[Elaine] Oh.
-Dad?
1867
01:16:27,248 --> 01:16:28,917
That's your cue.
1868
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,376
-That's my cue.
-Yeah.
1869
01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,170
Uh...
1870
01:16:32,253 --> 01:16:36,257
Elaine wrote down
a few ideas but...
1871
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,802
| think I'll wing it.
1872
01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:40,303
Ugh...
1873
01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:44,224
| always expected a
great deal from my son,
1874
01:16:44,307 --> 01:16:46,684
and he's never disappointed me.
1875
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:50,688
Excelled in med school and he's
become a very fine physician.
1876
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:53,775
It's been a privilege to watch
him grow into the man he is
1877
01:16:53,858 --> 01:16:55,401
today, hm?
1878
01:16:55,485 --> 01:16:58,238
A son a father can be proud of.
1879
01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:01,407
But [clears throat] of all the
good decisions that Patrick has
1880
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:05,286
made, marrying Mindy
is definitely his best.
1881
01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:07,330
Welcome to the family.
1882
01:17:07,413 --> 01:17:09,791
-Hear, hear!
-[guests] Cheers!
1883
01:17:09,874 --> 01:17:11,584
Cheers.
1884
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:17,173
Ssmooth jazzy music?
1885
01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:25,265
[Jaffrey] It's for Christmas.
1886
01:17:26,349 --> 01:17:27,559
The tree?
1887
01:17:27,642 --> 01:17:28,935
Oh, you don't say.
1888
01:17:29,018 --> 01:17:31,062
| brought it in from outside.
1889
01:17:31,437 --> 01:17:33,439
It looks like it
grew in here but...
1890
01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:35,650
that tree grew outside.
1891
01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:37,777
[Lucy] Elaine!
1892
01:17:37,861 --> 01:17:39,237
-Hi.
-[Lucy] Hi!
1893
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,572
[Elaine] Have you seen Josh?
1894
01:17:40,655 --> 01:17:43,032
| think he went to
go find an Aspirin.
1895
01:17:43,116 --> 01:17:44,367
He said he had a
bit of a headache.
1896
01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:45,910
Ah.
1897
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,329
Anthony probably should have
gone with my prepared remarks.
1898
01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:49,789
Mm.
1899
01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,332
[Elaine] I'm glad you're here.
1900
01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:53,168
Josh has been talking
about you for months.
1901
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:54,377
[Lucy] Oh, God.
1902
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:55,962
| cannot even imagine
what he's told you.
1903
01:17:56,045 --> 01:17:58,423
| swear I am not that bad.
1904
01:17:58,506 --> 01:18:03,219
He told me that you
drive him crazy...
1905
01:18:03,303 --> 01:18:06,389
and that you
challenge him and that...
1906
01:18:06,472 --> 01:18:08,933
you're as
strong-willed as he is.
1907
01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:11,895
You know, I thought when Mindy
left him and he took that job at
1908
01:18:11,978 --> 01:18:16,232
B&G that he had hit
rock bottom but...
1909
01:18:16,316 --> 01:18:18,568
now, I think it might be the
best thing that ever happened to
1910
01:18:18,651 --> 01:18:20,403
him.
1911
01:18:20,486 --> 01:18:21,988
[chuckles]
1912
01:18:22,071 --> 01:18:24,699
And for what it's worth, I've
never seen him look at anyone
1913
01:18:24,782 --> 01:18:27,243
the way he looks at you.
1914
01:18:28,369 --> 01:18:29,287
-Ah!
-Hi!
1915
01:18:29,370 --> 01:18:31,831
There's my
beautiful groom, aww.
1916
01:18:31,915 --> 01:18:32,916
Have you already lost your wife?
1917
01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:34,292
[laughs] No, not yet.
1918
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,711
She's hiding in the
Kitchen, eating in peace.
1919
01:18:36,794 --> 01:18:38,213
[Elaine] Mm.
1920
01:18:38,296 --> 01:18:40,423
Mom, you may need to head
back into the reception room.
1921
01:18:40,506 --> 01:18:43,134
| think Dad's maybe
had one too many.
1922
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:44,052
Oh.
1923
01:18:44,135 --> 01:18:46,387
Once more, unto the breach.
1924
01:18:46,471 --> 01:18:48,306
If you ask me,
it's a Goddamn waste.
1925
01:18:48,389 --> 01:18:51,059
MBA from Harvard and you spend
your days running errands and
1926
01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:54,354
licking stamps so you can
flirt with some little intern.
1927
01:18:54,437 --> 01:18:55,271
Intern?
1928
01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:57,273
Maybe you should take a walk.
1929
01:18:57,357 --> 01:18:58,441
"I don't want to be a doctor.”
1930
01:18:58,524 --> 01:19:00,443
At least do
something marginally noble.
1931
01:19:00,526 --> 01:19:02,487
-[Elaine] Anthony...
-[Anthony] Join the Peace Corps.
1932
01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:04,489
Go build wells in Nigeria.
1933
01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:06,824
You don't think that
publishing is noble?
1934
01:19:06,908 --> 01:19:08,284
Contributing to culture?
1935
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:10,370
I-- I don't think that he's
making books, Sweetheart.
1936
01:19:10,453 --> 01:19:13,373
| think he's making coffee for
somebody who's making books.
1937
01:19:13,456 --> 01:19:15,083
And by the way, it's
none of your business.
1938
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,418
Don't speak to her that way.
1939
01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:19,921
Okay, well since you
know nothing about your son,
1940
01:19:20,004 --> 01:19:21,673
I'll just-- I'll-- I'll
fill you in real quick.
1941
01:19:21,756 --> 01:19:24,717
Josh is the person that our
sales and finance divisions
1942
01:19:24,801 --> 01:19:25,593
report to.
1943
01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:27,553
They are scared shitless of him.
1944
01:19:27,637 --> 01:19:30,348
| have seen grown men run around
like ants triple-checking their
1945
01:19:30,431 --> 01:19:32,892
numbers because Josh
always finds their mistakes.
1946
01:19:32,976 --> 01:19:33,977
Lucy, you don't have to.
1947
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:35,520
It's fine.
1948
01:19:35,603 --> 01:19:36,980
I'm sorry, I know I'm making a
really big scene and I'm sorry.
1949
01:19:37,063 --> 01:19:38,648
I-- I like all of you. [laughs]
1950
01:19:38,731 --> 01:19:40,149
Um, except you.
1951
01:19:40,233 --> 01:19:42,360
But I-- I can't listen to this.
1952
01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:43,945
Oh, and for the
record, Josh's boss,
1953
01:19:44,028 --> 01:19:47,198
who is CEO in title only, is a
sleazy toad who can barely tie
1954
01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:48,199
his own shoelaces.
1955
01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:50,159
Josh runs that place.
1956
01:19:50,576 --> 01:19:51,995
Actually, we both do.
1957
01:19:52,078 --> 01:19:54,414
And the only reason that B&G
didn't completely implode after
1958
01:19:54,497 --> 01:19:57,166
the merger is because Josh
oversaw a reduction of the
1959
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:59,544
workforce by 35
percent, and because of him,
1960
01:19:59,627 --> 01:20:01,170
200 people kept their jobs.
1961
01:20:01,254 --> 01:20:02,338
And so he's not a doctor.
1962
01:20:02,422 --> 01:20:03,798
Who the fuck cares?
1963
01:20:03,881 --> 01:20:05,383
He's smart.
1964
01:20:05,466 --> 01:20:07,593
Your son is tough and he has
made me a lot better at my job
1965
01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,304
by having to compete with him.
1966
01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,306
Don't get me wrong, he
drives me absolutely insane,
1967
01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:12,807
which is apparently hereditary.
1968
01:20:12,890 --> 01:20:14,934
But your son is amazing.
1969
01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:15,893
And the fact that
you can't see that,
1970
01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:18,229
that is a goddamn shame.
1971
01:20:21,441 --> 01:20:24,444
In conclusion, uh,
congratulations to the bride and
1972
01:20:24,527 --> 01:20:25,570
groom!
1973
01:20:25,653 --> 01:20:27,780
Just amazing.
1974
01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:30,366
Um, let's go home.
1975
01:20:30,450 --> 01:20:32,702
Anthony, sir, it's
been a real treat.
1976
01:20:32,785 --> 01:20:35,538
Elaine, it was
lovely meeting you.
1977
01:20:36,622 --> 01:20:38,374
[whispering] I'll call you.
1978
01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:51,387
[chuckles]
1979
01:20:54,265 --> 01:20:55,516
So, what now?
1980
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,560
-Naked time?
-[Josh] [laughs]
1981
01:20:57,643 --> 01:20:59,062
After naked time?
1982
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:01,105
Rehydration.
1983
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,403
Lucy, I've had a
lot of women...
1984
01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:10,531
| seriously hope there's
an end to that sentence.
1985
01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,325
[laughs]
1986
01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:15,787
I've had a lot of women tell me
that I'm-- I'm not the kind of
1987
01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:17,914
guy you settle down with.
1988
01:21:18,498 --> 01:21:20,917
I'm the one-night-stand.
1989
01:21:21,918 --> 01:21:24,170
And you think
that's what I'm doing?
1990
01:21:24,253 --> 01:21:26,214
| hope not.
1991
01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:31,469
| don't understand you.
1992
01:21:31,552 --> 01:21:34,263
| seriously
thought you hated me.
1993
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:36,015
Never.
1994
01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:39,060
Never, not for one second.
1995
01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:42,105
And I can prove it to you.
1996
01:21:43,689 --> 01:21:45,441
All right, you
have to come in here.
1997
01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:46,818
Okay.
1998
01:21:46,901 --> 01:21:49,445
And I'm gonna need to take this.
1999
01:21:49,529 --> 01:21:51,531
| thought you
weren't feeling naked time.
2000
01:21:51,614 --> 01:21:52,949
[chuckles]
2001
01:21:53,032 --> 01:21:54,033
You're kinda giving me
mixed signals here, Templeman.
2002
01:21:54,117 --> 01:21:55,493
[laughs] We're not
going to the bed.
2003
01:21:55,576 --> 01:21:59,038
You have to stand...right here.
2004
01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:01,332
-[laughs] Okay.
-Now...
2005
01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:04,710
tell me what you see.
2006
01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:07,463
Um, well...
2007
01:22:07,547 --> 01:22:10,716
my hair's a little scraggly
and my lipstick's faded.
2008
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,677
-You're perfect.
-[laughs]
2009
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,470
Guess again.
2010
01:22:14,971 --> 01:22:16,889
[sighs] Oh!
2011
01:22:17,598 --> 01:22:18,808
My dress!
2012
01:22:18,891 --> 01:22:20,560
Look.
2013
01:22:21,310 --> 01:22:22,854
Like a tree frog.
2014
01:22:22,937 --> 01:22:24,564
[laughs]
2015
01:22:24,647 --> 01:22:26,274
What exactly does that prove?
2016
01:22:26,357 --> 01:22:29,527
Your dress isn't the only
thing that matches your eyes.
2017
01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:34,574
Oh, my God.
2018
01:22:34,657 --> 01:22:35,491
Wait, did you--
2019
01:22:35,575 --> 01:22:36,742
How about this?
2020
01:22:36,826 --> 01:22:38,911
Let's play a different game.
2021
01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:40,872
The "Starting Over” game.
2022
01:22:41,622 --> 01:22:42,748
Hi.
2023
01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:44,959
I'm Joshua
Templeman, nice to meet you.
2024
01:22:45,042 --> 01:22:46,878
Hi. [laughs]
2025
01:22:46,961 --> 01:22:48,504
Um...
2026
01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:50,339
I'm Lucy Hutton.
2027
01:22:50,423 --> 01:22:54,302
I'm from Charlotte, Vermont,
where they grow strawberries.
2028
01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:57,180
And because of that, I'm
gonna call you "Shortcake.”
2029
01:22:57,263 --> 01:23:00,224
It'll be a dead
giveaway that I love you.
2030
01:23:02,643 --> 01:23:03,686
You're freaking out.
2031
01:23:03,769 --> 01:23:04,770
No.
2032
01:23:04,854 --> 01:23:07,732
-[Josh] Don"t freak out.
-No, I just...
2033
01:23:08,357 --> 01:23:10,193
| just...
2034
01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:12,278
I--1am not-- I am
not prepared for this.
2035
01:23:12,361 --> 01:23:13,696
What do you mean?
2036
01:23:13,779 --> 01:23:15,364
After New Year's, one of
us is gonna be out of a job.
2037
01:23:15,448 --> 01:23:18,409
Any relationship we tried, it
would be over before it started.
2038
01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:19,535
Well, maybe not.
2039
01:23:19,619 --> 01:23:20,953
Maybe nobody has to quit.
2040
01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:22,413
No, this would never work.
2041
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:23,539
You know that, okay?
2042
01:23:23,623 --> 01:23:24,790
We would kill each other.
2043
01:23:24,874 --> 01:23:26,501
[Josh] [laughs]
2044
01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:28,586
Luce, I know you.
2045
01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:31,756
| know that you blot your
lips twice before you throw your
2046
01:23:31,839 --> 01:23:33,674
tissue away.
2047
01:23:34,425 --> 01:23:38,179
| know that your voice drops
an octave when you get upset.
2048
01:23:38,262 --> 01:23:40,348
| know you chew your lower lip
when you're doing something you
2049
01:23:40,431 --> 01:23:42,433
don't wanna do.
2050
01:23:42,808 --> 01:23:45,811
And I know that
you're scared right now.
2051
01:23:46,395 --> 01:23:48,648
But you don't have to be.
2052
01:23:50,441 --> 01:23:52,401
I'm in this.
2053
01:23:52,485 --> 01:23:54,570
And you can trust that.
2054
01:24:02,745 --> 01:24:07,708
JSun in my eyes,
navy blue skies'
2055
01:24:08,751 --> 01:24:13,714
JYou are the
reason I can survivel
2056
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,094
31 had a nightmare?
2057
01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:24,767
JBut now that
I'm not scared/
2058
01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:31,691
JThis is how
you fall in lover
2059
01:24:34,068 --> 01:24:37,655
JLet go and
I'll hold you up?
2060
01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:43,786
3$So pull me tight
and close your eyes?
2061
01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:49,458
JOh, my love, side to sided
2062
01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:54,505
J(Ooh) Oh, my
love, side to sideJ
2063
01:24:55,339 --> 01:25:00,052
J(Ooh) Oh, my
love, side to sideJ
2064
01:25:04,098 --> 01:25:07,768
JThis is how
you fall in lover
2065
01:25:18,070 --> 01:25:21,407
[Richard] It's a dangerous
time for men these days, Josh.
2066
01:25:21,490 --> 01:25:24,744
If we don't stick together,
manic pixie twits like Lucy
2067
01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:27,830
Hutton, they're gonna be running
this country on lipstick and
2068
01:25:27,913 --> 01:25:29,415
feelings.
2069
01:25:29,498 --> 01:25:31,542
| can tell you I didn't start
this company to have my balls
2070
01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:34,128
crushed by some
nitwit in a push-up bra.
2071
01:25:34,211 --> 01:25:35,212
Do you hear me?
2072
01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:36,255
Loud and clear.
2073
01:25:36,339 --> 01:25:37,923
| have a vision
for this company,
2074
01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:40,760
and I'm counting on
you to make it happen.
2075
01:25:40,843 --> 01:25:42,637
So, do you have a strategy?
2076
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:43,888
-Do you have a plan?
-I do.
2077
01:25:43,971 --> 01:25:45,973
It's already underway.
2078
01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:48,476
| told her she'd back off if
you let her think that she could
2079
01:25:48,559 --> 01:25:50,353
pet the pony. [laughs]
2080
01:25:50,436 --> 01:25:52,146
I'm glad you took my advice.
2081
01:25:52,229 --> 01:25:54,690
Is there anything else I can do
to help you cinch this thing?
2082
01:25:54,774 --> 01:25:56,067
No.
2083
01:25:56,150 --> 01:25:57,943
No, no, no, I--I don't
need any help beating her.
2084
01:25:58,027 --> 01:25:59,278
[Richard] All right,
I'm sure you don't.
2085
01:25:59,362 --> 01:26:00,905
Get on it, then.
2086
01:26:03,407 --> 01:26:05,326
Hey, are you free?
2087
01:26:06,077 --> 01:26:08,621
I'm heading to the
coffeeshop right now.
2088
01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:11,832
[ding]
2089
01:26:17,129 --> 01:26:18,964
[Danny] So he's
sexually gaslighting you?
2090
01:26:19,048 --> 01:26:21,175
That is diabolical.
2091
01:26:21,258 --> 01:26:22,968
| guess it makes sense; you're
not gonna work as hard if you're
2092
01:26:23,052 --> 01:26:24,887
crushing on him.
2093
01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:27,723
| wonder what it's like to be
a dude who uses his raw animal
2094
01:26:27,807 --> 01:26:29,934
magnetism as a weapon.
2095
01:26:30,017 --> 01:26:31,936
Yeah, but it's
one thing to flirt.
2096
01:26:32,019 --> 01:26:34,271
It's a whole other thing to
pretend like you have actual
2097
01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:35,356
feelings.
2098
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:37,817
| just-- I feel
like such an idiot.
2099
01:26:39,026 --> 01:26:40,945
Are you sure it's okay that
we're talking about all this?
2100
01:26:41,028 --> 01:26:42,321
Yeah.
2101
01:26:42,405 --> 01:26:44,782
| mean, I'm basically the
mayor of the Friendzone,
2102
01:26:44,865 --> 01:26:48,828
so I'm hip, safe
space, carry on.
2103
01:26:50,204 --> 01:26:53,749
| just cannot believe I let
myself get played like this.
2104
01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:57,628
| mean, he seemed so sincere.
2105
01:26:58,337 --> 01:27:00,756
Well, fear not,
my sweet friend.
2106
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,425
You are going to
nail that interview,
2107
01:27:02,508 --> 01:27:06,011
get the job, and then order will
be restored to the universe.
2108
01:27:06,095 --> 01:27:07,471
Yes.
2109
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,765
Well, justice demands that
Josh live a long life alone,
2110
01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:11,559
sucking on Bexley's nasty nuts.
2111
01:27:11,642 --> 01:27:13,269
-[laughs]
-[Lucy] So...
2112
01:27:14,812 --> 01:27:17,022
-Oh, hey, Josh.
-What are you doing here?
2113
01:27:17,106 --> 01:27:18,816
| was looking for you.
2114
01:27:18,899 --> 01:27:21,277
Thought I'd join
you for a coffee.
2115
01:27:21,652 --> 01:27:24,822
| don't like you enough
to get a coffee with you.
2116
01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:28,659
My mistake.
2117
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:33,831
[whispering] Solid burn.
2118
01:27:33,914 --> 01:27:35,374
[chuckles]
2119
01:27:37,084 --> 01:27:38,878
[sighs]
2120
01:27:38,961 --> 01:27:41,547
Do we have confirmation that
the London Review is featuring
2121
01:27:41,630 --> 01:27:42,465
'Stripping Time?'
2122
01:27:42,548 --> 01:27:44,008
CC'd you on the email.
2123
01:27:44,091 --> 01:27:46,802
No, I'm looking at my inbox and
it's not here, you sociopath.
2124
01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:50,473
Well, then you're either
blind or just lying, as usual.
2125
01:27:50,556 --> 01:27:51,557
| don't lie.
2126
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,100
You lie all the time.
2127
01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,227
You just don't see it as lying
because you tell people what
2128
01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:56,437
they wanna hear.
2129
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:57,313
What?
2130
01:27:57,396 --> 01:27:58,689
Name one time I've done that.
2131
01:27:58,773 --> 01:28:01,859
You told me you
weren't interested in Danny.
2132
01:28:02,193 --> 01:28:03,652
Wow.
2133
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:05,863
Wow.
2134
01:28:05,946 --> 01:28:07,364
That is amazing.
2135
01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,492
You are actually gonna play
this thing all the way through,
2136
01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:10,868
aren't you?
2137
01:28:10,951 --> 01:28:11,869
And see, that's
what I don't get.
2138
01:28:11,952 --> 01:28:13,412
Throw me off my game, fine.
2139
01:28:13,496 --> 01:28:14,955
Flirt with me, mess
with my head, whatever.
2140
01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:17,458
But why would you want to keep
me from dating someone else?
2141
01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:19,001
Danny is nice!
2142
01:28:19,084 --> 01:28:19,919
And I'm not.
2143
01:28:20,002 --> 01:28:22,004
| thought you were...
2144
01:28:22,087 --> 01:28:24,256
somewhere under the
layers of psychological damage.
2145
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:27,635
But it turns out you would just
do whatever it takes to win and
2146
01:28:27,718 --> 01:28:28,844
make your daddy proud.
2147
01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:30,429
And you know what?
2148
01:28:30,513 --> 01:28:33,265
| am so glad that I threw up all
over you 'cause I am this close
2149
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:34,058
to doing it again!
2150
01:28:34,141 --> 01:28:35,434
What is wrong with you?!
2151
01:28:35,518 --> 01:28:36,977
[whispering] |
heard you with Bexley!
2152
01:28:37,061 --> 01:28:38,521
And?
2153
01:28:38,604 --> 01:28:40,189
And I bet if he knew you'd had
a hand all the way up my skirt,
2154
01:28:40,272 --> 01:28:41,899
he'd throw a
parade in your honor!
2155
01:28:41,982 --> 01:28:44,401
-That's not--
-Hey, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!
2156
01:28:44,485 --> 01:28:46,529
I'm gonna need those projections
on my desk by Friday.
2157
01:28:46,612 --> 01:28:47,530
| don't have the time.
2158
01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:48,656
Lucy can do it.
2159
01:28:48,739 --> 01:28:49,990
[Richard] Hutton!
2160
01:28:50,074 --> 01:28:51,951
Care to grow some hair
on your nuts and step up?
2161
01:28:52,034 --> 01:28:53,619
You know,
Richard, I would love to,
2162
01:28:53,702 --> 01:28:56,038
but I doubt a nitwit in a
push-up bra would be much help
2163
01:28:56,121 --> 01:28:57,581
to you.
2164
01:28:58,999 --> 01:29:02,962
Josh, projections,
on my desk Friday.
2165
01:29:03,963 --> 01:29:06,257
There is no way in hell I am
letting you and Bexley destroy
2166
01:29:06,340 --> 01:29:07,758
this place.
2167
01:29:11,011 --> 01:29:15,099
;I see color'
2168
01:29:15,182 --> 01:29:17,852
JRaining down?
2169
01:29:19,061 --> 01:29:23,065
JFeral feeling?
2170
01:29:23,148 --> 01:29:25,317
JSwaying sound's
2171
01:29:25,401 --> 01:29:28,612
JBut |I don't know?
2172
01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:32,074
JWhat you wants
2173
01:29:35,035 --> 01:29:38,873
Jl am open?
2174
01:29:38,956 --> 01:29:41,959
Ol am restless?
2175
01:29:42,751 --> 01:29:46,380
JLet me feel it out'
2176
01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:50,050
JLet it all come out'
2177
01:29:50,801 --> 01:29:53,262
sWake me up?
2178
01:29:53,345 --> 01:29:56,140
JI'm fever dreamingJ
2179
01:29:57,892 --> 01:30:01,270
JAnd now I lose control)
2180
01:30:01,353 --> 01:30:04,106
JI'm fever dreamingJ
2181
01:30:06,859 --> 01:30:09,028
ST Shake it outs
2182
01:30:09,111 --> 01:30:12,156
JIt's just what
I'm feeling...?
2183
01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,532
[Helen] Lucy?
2184
01:30:13,616 --> 01:30:15,075
Hi.
2185
01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:16,785
You have a call at two with TLS,
unless you want me to take it.
2186
01:30:16,869 --> 01:30:18,162
| know the catalogue.
2187
01:30:18,245 --> 01:30:19,330
It's all yours.
2188
01:30:19,413 --> 01:30:21,081
Wait, do you
know where Josh is?
2189
01:30:21,165 --> 01:30:23,125
| haven't seen
him since yesterday.
2190
01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:24,752
That's weird, right?
2191
01:30:24,835 --> 01:30:25,961
The week of the presentation?
2192
01:30:26,045 --> 01:30:28,339
He's-- he's up to something.
2193
01:30:28,422 --> 01:30:30,883
| wouldn't put it past him.
2194
01:30:31,508 --> 01:30:32,384
You ready for this?
2195
01:30:32,468 --> 01:30:33,844
Hell yes.
2196
01:30:33,928 --> 01:30:35,512
| will bring my A game.
2197
01:30:35,596 --> 01:30:37,848
That's what I like to hear.
2198
01:30:42,853 --> 01:30:45,981
JAnd the star-lit sky?
2199
01:30:46,649 --> 01:30:50,778
JGrew before my eyes?
2200
01:30:50,861 --> 01:30:55,824
;22 women stood by
the banks and cried?s
2201
01:30:56,617 --> 01:30:58,786
JOh, II
2202
01:30:58,869 --> 01:31:00,079
JWake me up...0
2203
01:31:00,162 --> 01:31:01,664
Go get 'em, Tiger!
2204
01:31:01,747 --> 01:31:03,999
[laughs]
2205
01:31:05,918 --> 01:31:07,378
[Julie] Lucy!
2206
01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:09,088
This is my boyfriend's niece,
Daisy -- the one I told you
2207
01:31:09,171 --> 01:31:11,215
about for the internship.
2208
01:31:11,924 --> 01:31:13,175
This is Daisy?
2209
01:31:13,258 --> 01:31:15,177
Like the flower.
2210
01:31:19,723 --> 01:31:21,433
[sighs]
2211
01:31:23,143 --> 01:31:24,853
No.
2212
01:31:26,230 --> 01:31:27,272
Absolutely not.
2213
01:31:27,356 --> 01:31:28,315
No, but you said that--
2214
01:31:28,399 --> 01:31:30,359
| got steamrolled
and you know it.
2215
01:31:30,442 --> 01:31:32,778
I'm sorry, you seem
like a lovely girl,
2216
01:31:32,861 --> 01:31:34,613
but you actually couldn't
have picked a worse time.
2217
01:31:34,697 --> 01:31:37,116
And you still haven't
turned in your monthly report.
2218
01:31:37,199 --> 01:31:38,158
Oh, yes, I wanted to
talk to you about that--
2219
01:31:38,242 --> 01:31:39,326
[Lucy] No, don't
worry about it.
2220
01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:40,411
| already talked to
Alan, I got the numbers,
2221
01:31:40,494 --> 01:31:42,246
and I did the
report myself...again.
2222
01:31:42,329 --> 01:31:43,831
[sighs] You're such an angel.
2223
01:31:43,914 --> 01:31:45,374
No, I'm not an angel.
2224
01:31:45,457 --> 01:31:47,668
I'm a patsy and I am done.
2225
01:31:47,751 --> 01:31:49,253
It's a migraine or
a sprained wrist.
2226
01:31:49,336 --> 01:31:51,672
| mean, three months ago, you
couldn't turn in the report
2227
01:31:51,755 --> 01:31:54,174
because a bird flew in your face
coming off the subway and you
2228
01:31:54,258 --> 01:31:55,926
were too
distraught to concentrate.
2229
01:31:56,010 --> 01:31:57,302
It was a big bird...
2230
01:31:57,386 --> 01:31:59,054
And while I sympathize
with your various plights--
2231
01:31:59,138 --> 01:32:00,806
You don't sound sympathetic.
2232
01:32:00,889 --> 01:32:02,099
She doesn't sound sympathetic.
2233
01:32:02,182 --> 01:32:04,727
I'm gonna have to
ask you to do your job.
2234
01:32:07,187 --> 01:32:09,523
I'm disappointed in you.
2235
01:32:09,606 --> 01:32:11,191
Well...
2236
01:32:13,944 --> 01:32:15,654
[Josh] Impressive.
2237
01:32:15,738 --> 01:32:16,947
[Lucy] Thank you.
2238
01:32:17,031 --> 01:32:19,199
Not that I...need
your validation.
2239
01:32:19,283 --> 01:32:20,868
[woman] Thank you for coming.
2240
01:32:20,951 --> 01:32:21,869
Lucy Hutton?
2241
01:32:21,952 --> 01:32:23,162
You're up next.
2242
01:32:23,245 --> 01:32:24,872
Okay. [sighs]
2243
01:32:28,542 --> 01:32:30,377
One thing...
2244
01:32:31,003 --> 01:32:34,131
If you get this job, are you
actually gonna let Bexley gut
2245
01:32:34,214 --> 01:32:36,300
the literary department?
2246
01:32:36,967 --> 01:32:38,510
It's his business.
2247
01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,137
He can do what he wants with it.
2248
01:32:40,220 --> 01:32:41,555
[scoffs]
2249
01:32:41,638 --> 01:32:42,848
Okay.
2250
01:32:42,931 --> 01:32:45,100
That's all I needed to know.
2251
01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:49,855
This is the first chapter of
a new book from best-selling
2252
01:32:49,938 --> 01:32:52,441
author Emily Power y.
2253
01:32:52,524 --> 01:32:57,154
| propose creating a cross-media
platform so that people can
2254
01:32:57,237 --> 01:33:00,741
download e-books or audiobooks
and then have conversations with
2255
01:33:00,824 --> 01:33:03,160
other readers and the writer.
2256
01:33:03,243 --> 01:33:04,328
How would that work?
2257
01:33:04,411 --> 01:33:06,288
Well, once you
finished a chapter,
2258
01:33:06,371 --> 01:33:09,124
you are then directed to a
community group to discuss the
2259
01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:10,250
story.
2260
01:33:10,334 --> 01:33:12,586
And the writer is
part of that community.
2261
01:33:12,669 --> 01:33:14,546
They publish a
chapter at a time,
2262
01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:16,340
like the old 19th
century serials,
2263
01:33:16,423 --> 01:33:19,134
and then join the conversation
with the readers before they
2264
01:33:19,218 --> 01:33:21,136
write the next chapter.
2265
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,721
Interesting.
2266
01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,765
If you turn to section two of
the document in front of you,
2267
01:33:24,848 --> 01:33:27,976
you will see the
budget that I'm proposing.
2268
01:33:29,311 --> 01:33:30,604
[exhales deeply]
2269
01:33:30,687 --> 01:33:34,399
They seriously grilled
me on the numbers but...
2270
01:33:34,483 --> 01:33:35,901
| think I held my own.
2271
01:33:35,984 --> 01:33:37,277
I'm sure you blew them away.
2272
01:33:37,361 --> 01:33:39,238
And I have to say,
whether or not I get this job,
2273
01:33:39,321 --> 01:33:41,365
this whole thing, it...
2274
01:33:41,448 --> 01:33:43,867
it did kinda wake me up.
2275
01:33:45,202 --> 01:33:46,954
Well, here's a
little something.
2276
01:33:47,037 --> 01:33:48,330
Oh, my God.
2277
01:33:48,413 --> 01:33:49,373
A Peacock edition?
2278
01:33:49,456 --> 01:33:50,874
Helen!
2279
01:33:51,375 --> 01:33:54,002
Oh, it's beautiful.
2280
01:33:54,086 --> 01:33:58,173
Mr. Darcy was such a
great romantic hero:
2281
01:33:58,257 --> 01:34:00,342
inscrutable, misunderstood.
2282
01:34:00,425 --> 01:34:01,677
| don't know.
2283
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:04,012
| think she might be
setting up a false expectation.
2284
01:34:04,096 --> 01:34:05,764
Sometimes...
2285
01:34:05,848 --> 01:34:07,266
guy's just an asshole.
2286
01:34:07,349 --> 01:34:09,393
[Helen] [laughs] That has
certainly been my experience.
2287
01:34:09,476 --> 01:34:10,727
[ding]
2288
01:34:10,811 --> 01:34:13,647
And it's gonna look
nice in your library.
2289
01:34:18,026 --> 01:34:19,361
[laughter]
2290
01:34:19,444 --> 01:34:21,405
It's a great promotion for you.
2291
01:34:21,488 --> 01:34:23,282
[Josh] Thank you.
2292
01:34:23,365 --> 01:34:24,366
Lucy!
2293
01:34:24,449 --> 01:34:26,285
We were just about
to come find you.
2294
01:34:29,121 --> 01:34:30,914
Congratulations.
2295
01:34:31,498 --> 01:34:33,208
You earned it.
2296
01:34:34,334 --> 01:34:35,752
Well...
2297
01:34:35,836 --> 01:34:38,964
we've all had a big
decision to make today.
2298
01:34:39,047 --> 01:34:41,592
| think it goes without saying
that this merger has been a
2299
01:34:41,675 --> 01:34:46,763
little bumpy, but I think that
B&G is positioned now to become
2300
01:34:46,847 --> 01:34:49,766
a major literary powerhouse.
2301
01:34:49,850 --> 01:34:54,021
| know first-hand that no one is
more savvy or tenacious than its
2302
01:34:54,104 --> 01:34:56,607
new managing director...
2303
01:34:58,692 --> 01:35:00,277
Lucy Hutton.
2304
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:02,571
-Congratulations, Lucy.
-What?
2305
01:35:02,654 --> 01:35:04,865
[cheers and applause]
2306
01:35:04,948 --> 01:35:07,117
[Carl] Way to go, Luce.
2307
01:35:07,701 --> 01:35:08,827
[Lucy] What?
2308
01:35:08,911 --> 01:35:10,370
Wait, but she just said that--
2309
01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:12,414
| took a job as acquisitions
editor at Harper Collins last
2310
01:35:12,497 --> 01:35:13,040
week.
2311
01:35:13,123 --> 01:35:14,416
Son of a bitch.
2312
01:35:14,499 --> 01:35:16,460
So when you said you
didn't need help beating me--
2313
01:35:16,543 --> 01:35:19,213
It's because I had
decided to resign.
2314
01:35:19,296 --> 01:35:20,422
Why didn't you tell me?
2315
01:35:20,505 --> 01:35:22,633
[Helen] That would be my fault.
2316
01:35:22,716 --> 01:35:24,301
| begged him not
to say anything.
2317
01:35:24,384 --> 01:35:25,719
| am sorry, Lucy.
2318
01:35:25,802 --> 01:35:29,223
Just fighting with Josh
lit such a fire under you,
2319
01:35:29,306 --> 01:35:32,476
| knew if you kept that drive,
you'd beat everyone else and get
2320
01:35:32,559 --> 01:35:33,852
the job.
2321
01:35:33,936 --> 01:35:34,853
[Annabelle] She would've
kicked your ass too, Josh!
2322
01:35:34,937 --> 01:35:35,938
[laughter]
2323
01:35:36,021 --> 01:35:37,731
[Josh] Fair enough.
2324
01:35:37,814 --> 01:35:41,902
Luce, you are the heart and
soul of this place and everybody
2325
01:35:41,985 --> 01:35:43,278
knows it.
2326
01:35:43,362 --> 01:35:45,906
Just what the company
needs: more heart and soul.
2327
01:35:45,989 --> 01:35:47,491
Richard...
2328
01:35:47,574 --> 01:35:48,700
shut up.
2329
01:35:48,784 --> 01:35:50,744
In fact, always just
keep your mouth shut,
2330
01:35:50,827 --> 01:35:52,079
as a general rule.
2331
01:35:52,162 --> 01:35:53,080
[snickering]
2332
01:35:53,163 --> 01:35:55,249
[Richard] Hey...
2333
01:35:55,332 --> 01:35:56,458
You're fired!
2334
01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:58,252
Already quit, jackass.
2335
01:35:58,585 --> 01:36:00,796
[woman] Oh, shit...
2336
01:36:02,798 --> 01:36:04,383
[Lucy] [sighs]
2337
01:36:06,009 --> 01:36:08,470
You know what I just realized?
2338
01:36:08,553 --> 01:36:10,138
What's that?
2339
01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:12,683
You are the nice guy.
2340
01:36:12,766 --> 01:36:14,559
You take that back.
2341
01:36:14,643 --> 01:36:16,436
Nope.
2342
01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:22,276
[cheers and applause]
2343
01:36:28,156 --> 01:36:31,493
Jupbeat musicJt
2344
01:36:31,576 --> 01:36:32,327
Where are you off to?
2345
01:36:32,411 --> 01:36:34,204
Weekend at the Cape.
2346
01:36:34,288 --> 01:36:35,914
See you on Monday!
2347
01:36:35,998 --> 01:36:37,541
Or Thursday.
2348
01:36:37,624 --> 01:36:39,167
No, no, no, we have a
contract with O'Brien,
2349
01:36:39,251 --> 01:36:40,544
so if he wants to
switch publishers,
2350
01:36:40,627 --> 01:36:41,336
you're gonna have
to buy him out.
2351
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:42,796
Will you hold on a second?
2352
01:36:42,879 --> 01:36:44,715
This has a year's worth of
sexual harassment claims against
2353
01:36:44,798 --> 01:36:45,549
Richard Bexley.
2354
01:36:45,632 --> 01:36:46,091
Give it to the board?
2355
01:36:46,174 --> 01:36:47,384
Thanks.
2356
01:36:48,260 --> 01:36:50,846
That is due Wednesday.
2357
01:36:51,263 --> 01:36:55,100
[Lucy VO] So, it turns out love
and hate aren't as similar as |
2358
01:36:55,183 --> 01:36:55,642
thought.
2359
01:36:55,726 --> 01:36:56,893
Son of a bitch!
2360
01:36:56,977 --> 01:36:58,562
Yeah, well, our legal
team would beg differ.
2361
01:36:58,645 --> 01:37:00,355
[Lucy VO] Sure, they both get
your blood pumping and make you
2362
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:03,191
want to do crazy things
to someone else's body.
2363
01:37:03,275 --> 01:37:04,609
Shove it up your semicolon!
2364
01:37:04,693 --> 01:37:05,777
No, no, no, no.
2365
01:37:05,861 --> 01:37:07,404
Think 30 percent higher.
2366
01:37:07,487 --> 01:37:08,947
[Lucy VO] But when
you love someone,
2367
01:37:09,031 --> 01:37:12,951
and I mean really love
someone, even when you fight,
2368
01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:14,619
you're still on the same team.
2369
01:37:14,703 --> 01:37:16,955
Look, if you wanna
poach one of our writers,
2370
01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:18,957
you're gonna take a
bath while doing it.
2371
01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:20,584
Interesting.
2372
01:37:20,667 --> 01:37:23,587
You know, I think I'm gonna
need a few more details on that
2373
01:37:23,670 --> 01:37:25,088
particular proposal.
2374
01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:27,841
You should know that I never
mix business with pleasure.
2375
01:37:27,924 --> 01:37:29,259
-Never?
-[giggles]
2376
01:37:29,343 --> 01:37:30,552
-Hi.
-Hi.
2377
01:37:30,635 --> 01:37:31,720
How was your day?
2378
01:37:31,803 --> 01:37:33,597
Well, there's this
new exec over at B&G.
2379
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:35,182
She's being a real hard-ass.
2380
01:37:35,265 --> 01:37:36,558
Ugh, bitch.
2381
01:37:36,641 --> 01:37:38,060
Yours?
2382
01:37:38,143 --> 01:37:40,145
Oh, there's this snake at
Harper Collins who's trying to
2383
01:37:40,228 --> 01:37:41,396
steal one of our best writers.
2384
01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:43,065
Aww, Shortcake.
2385
01:37:43,148 --> 01:37:44,524
You want me to
beat him up for you?
2386
01:37:44,608 --> 01:37:45,609
No.
2387
01:37:45,692 --> 01:37:48,195
| don't want you
fighting anyone but me.
2388
01:37:53,325 --> 01:37:54,576
[ding]
2389
01:37:54,659 --> 01:37:55,744
[giggles]
2390
01:37:55,827 --> 01:37:57,287
3l never had this
rush in my body?
2391
01:37:57,371 --> 01:38:00,540
31 never thought I'd
feel something new?
2392
01:38:01,583 --> 01:38:05,045
21 never felt this
close with somebody?'
2393
01:38:05,128 --> 01:38:08,840
JSomebody,
somebody but you'd
2394
01:38:10,675 --> 01:38:14,262
§Something 'bout you
and the way we fit
2395
01:38:14,346 --> 01:38:18,308
JLike the stars in the night,
heat of you on my skint
2396
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:22,396
JHadn't known you for
long, but it felt like years?
2397
01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:26,525
JFrom the second we met, |
knew things would changed
2398
01:38:26,608 --> 01:38:30,612
JEverything would changed
2399
01:38:30,695 --> 01:38:34,616
JEverything would changed
2400
01:38:34,699 --> 01:38:38,453
JDon't remember the
words, I know how I felt?
2401
01:38:38,537 --> 01:38:41,039
Jls this trouble again?7l
2402
01:38:42,207 --> 01:38:45,293
3l never felt like
this with somebody!
2403
01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:49,339
31 never thought
I'd feel like I dod
2404
01:38:50,257 --> 01:38:53,718
21 never felt this
close with somebody?'
2405
01:38:53,802 --> 01:38:57,472
JSomebody,
somebody but you'd
2406
01:38:58,181 --> 01:39:01,435
3l never had this
rush in my body?
2407
01:39:02,310 --> 01:39:05,522
31 never thought I'd
feel something new?
2408
01:39:06,606 --> 01:39:10,068
J1 never felt this close
with somebody (somebody)/
2409
01:39:10,152 --> 01:39:13,697
JSomebody,
somebody but you'd
2410
01:39:14,531 --> 01:39:17,742
3l never felt like
this with somebody!
2411
01:39:22,581 --> 01:39:25,750
31 never thought I'd
feel something new?
2412
01:39:30,755 --> 01:39:34,593
31 want somebody like you?!
2413
01:39:38,805 --> 01:39:43,768
31 want somebody like you?!
2414
01:39:47,022 --> 01:39:50,650
J1 never felt this close
with somebody (somebody)/
2415
01:39:50,734 --> 01:39:54,571
JSomebody,
somebody but you'd
2416
01:39:59,951 --> 01:40:03,705
JThey ask me all the time
if you could be the oneJ
2417
01:40:03,788 --> 01:40:07,709
JTo make me fall in love or
if I just don't get no hated
2418
01:40:07,792 --> 01:40:09,669
dThat thought
don't cross my mind?
2419
01:40:09,753 --> 01:40:11,713
JYeah, we've
been having fun'
2420
01:40:11,796 --> 01:40:13,590
JMaking out just because/
2421
01:40:13,673 --> 01:40:17,552
JWhen people talk, |
get no hate (Ooh)r
2422
01:40:17,636 --> 01:40:21,556
JAlways bring guarantees
that you'll be there for me?
2423
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:25,602
SWhen I need you
'cause I want you (Ooh)?
2424
01:40:25,685 --> 01:40:29,606
JHold me down, show me love,
make me proud, take a bow?
2425
01:40:29,689 --> 01:40:31,566
JBaby, we can
make it if weld
2426
01:40:31,650 --> 01:40:35,612
JOnly worry 'bout the right
things, 'bout the right things?'
2427
01:40:35,695 --> 01:40:39,824
SWe'll be all right,
we'll be all right, yeah?
2428
01:40:39,908 --> 01:40:43,745
JAll we got is this,
that's all we need?
2429
01:40:43,828 --> 01:40:46,790
JAnd we'll be
okay as long as we?
2430
01:40:46,873 --> 01:40:48,625
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2431
01:40:48,708 --> 01:40:50,627
JJust stay 100,
honey (Just stay)!
2432
01:40:50,710 --> 01:40:52,629
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2433
01:40:52,712 --> 01:40:57,676
sJust keep it real with me and
I'll be real with you (Ooh)?{
2434
01:40:58,677 --> 01:41:01,471
JI'll be real
with you (Ooh)/
2435
01:41:01,555 --> 01:41:02,764
JAs long as you stayJ
2436
01:41:02,847 --> 01:41:04,599
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2437
01:41:04,683 --> 01:41:06,726
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2438
01:41:06,810 --> 01:41:08,603
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2439
01:41:08,687 --> 01:41:13,650
sJust keep it real with me and
I'll be real with you (Ooh)?{
2440
01:41:14,651 --> 01:41:18,029
JI'll be real
with you (Ooh)/
2441
01:41:19,864 --> 01:41:23,660
JWe break up all the time,
then we get back againt
2442
01:41:23,743 --> 01:41:25,620
JSome days are better then?
2443
01:41:25,704 --> 01:41:27,664
JWho knows, we
might not get no hatel
2444
01:41:27,747 --> 01:41:29,833
JLucky I know you're mined
2445
01:41:29,916 --> 01:41:31,835
3I'm yours until the end?
2446
01:41:31,918 --> 01:41:33,628
JLet's just move
all our friends?
2447
01:41:33,712 --> 01:41:37,591
JWhen people talk, |
get no hate (Ooh)r
2448
01:41:37,674 --> 01:41:39,593
JKeep it right,
keep your wordJ
2449
01:41:39,676 --> 01:41:41,469
JEven though
truth can hurtt
2450
01:41:41,553 --> 01:41:45,599
JWe prefer that to
lies and (Ooh)'
2451
01:41:45,682 --> 01:41:47,601
JKnow me well,
hold me tight?
2452
01:41:47,684 --> 01:41:49,477
JWhen it's dark,
show me light?
2453
01:41:49,561 --> 01:41:51,646
JBaby, we can
make it if weld
2454
01:41:51,730 --> 01:41:55,650
JOnly worry 'bout the right
things, 'bout the right things?'
2455
01:41:55,734 --> 01:41:59,696
SWe'll be all right,
we'll be all right, yeah?
2456
01:41:59,779 --> 01:42:01,656
JAll we got is this
(All we got is this)?
2457
01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:03,658
SThat's all we need
(That's all we need)?
2458
01:42:03,742 --> 01:42:06,703
JAnd we'll be
okay as long as we?
2459
01:42:06,786 --> 01:42:08,872
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2460
01:42:08,955 --> 01:42:10,707
JJust stay 100,
honey (Just stay)J
2461
01:42:10,790 --> 01:42:12,667
JJust stay 100,
honey (Hey)I
2462
01:42:12,751 --> 01:42:17,714
sJust keep it real with me, and
I'll be real with you (Ooh)?{
2463
01:42:18,590 --> 01:42:21,635
JI'll be real
with you (Ooh)/
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