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( Gospel choir singing )
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Oh, reverend...
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Wonderful.
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Don't do that,
don't do that...
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Mama!
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( All scream )
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How come
you didn't say something?
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I did say something--!
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Shut up!
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I'm runnin' this motherfuckin'
show here tonight...
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Do you understand me?
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- Say it!
- Yes, I hear you.
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I hope you're ready,
'cause I'm gonna ride you
like a cowgirl into the sunset.
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Come here,
and play with my twins!
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( Bickering )
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( Whimper )
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Ooh, it's music
to my ears.
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You know what?
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I'm goin' down.
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What?
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( Bickering continues )
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Wait a minute.
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Who's up now, huh?
Who's in charge now?
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( Commotion continues )
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What the hell--?
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Say, "O.J. did it!"
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He did it,
O.J. did it!
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Get out of my house!
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How you doin'?
What's happenin'?
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You heard her,
get the hell out!
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- Yeah, get out
- yeah...Damn!
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Nobody has sex in my house,
except me.
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Now, you get the hell out!
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Sorry, mama.
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Brought you
a wire hanger, mama.
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Oh--come on, mama...
I'm--mama...!
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Oh, mama, please, mama!
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( Whacking sounds )
Oh, mom, it hurts!
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Damn!
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Don't you run from me!
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- Derrick, open this door.
- No, mama.
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Open this door!
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"Here's the clothes hanger,
mama."
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"Get him, mama."
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You open this door!
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Derrick, open that door.
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You hear me, boy?
I said, open that door!
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Mama, please calm down.
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( Gritting teeth: )
I'm calm.
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Gimme the hanger.
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How was church?
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Derrick,
what is wrong with you?
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How come you can't
do nothin'--
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how come you can't
do nothin' right? Huh?
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You dropped out of high school,
you won't get your G.E.D...
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You've been drinkin'
too much.
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You are in trouble
with the law...
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You won't help me
around the house at all...
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Uncle Deion says you
are always coming
to work late...
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You don't even
put the tissue
on the roll right.
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How many times I gotta tell you,
I like it over the top?
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Are you forgetting anything?
My God!
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I can see why Ann
don't wanna be
bothered with you.
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Oh, you did not
go there...!
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Yes, I did go there.
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I don't see what she saw in you
in the first place.
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The girl's too good
for you.
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Derrick:
Oh, Ann,
love of my life...
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Mama:
- Oh, boy, please...
- Who moved Ann's candle?
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I'm sorry mama.
I shouldn't have had
that girl over here.
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I'm just tryin', you know?
I really am.
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I'm gonna make
that serious paper this week,
and get up outta here.
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I wanna work things out.
I wanna buy you a house.
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I got a house.
Here's what you can do
for me...
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You can take care of you,
get you a house, and then,
you can go live in it.
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Come on, now.
We're family, all right?
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"La familia",
girl--
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get...
Let my--
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see? You're always hittin' me.
That's why I didn't graduate.
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- Let my arm go, Derrick.
- You're gonna hit me.
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- I am not.
- All right.
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Who are you callin'
a "girl"?
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Mama, I just need a hug.
Could I just have a hug, please?
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All right? From my mama,
on Sunday, is that okay?
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...damn. Come on.
I'm sorry, all right?
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mama.
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You got a nice Booty, mama.
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Derrick, just stop it.
You are out of control.
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I want you out of here.
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Get your stuff,
and get out of here. Go!
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- What are you talkin' about?
- Which part of "g-o"
don't you understand?
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Don't start spellin', mama,
you know what that--
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you really gonna
kick me out?
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Damn, dog...
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I've never seen her
that mad before.
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She's trippin', man.
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Yo, Derrick,
we're gonna miss you, man.
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Yeah, man.
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I'm gonna miss y'all.
You know that?
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Come here, y'all.
Gimme some love.
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Ha ha!
Derrick got kicked out!
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"Ha ha"!
I put your toothbrush
in my ass!
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Ass-mouth!
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That is nasty!
Putting some toothbrush up--
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don't feel sorry for him.
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All he had to do was
go to the store and get milk
while we were in church.
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Instead, he brings home
some--hoochie mama!
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She wasn't no "hoochie mama",
mama!
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It ain't right for you to assume
something about somebody...
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That you don't even know.
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Oh, really?
Tell me about her.
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I don't know her either.
I met her at the club
last night.
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But I'm sayin',
you shouldn't assume.
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And I'm gonna bring you milk
after work, all right?
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No, you're not,
because you're not capable
of not screwing up!
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I am not not incapable
of not screwin' up!
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All right,
just to prove my point...
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If you get milk before dinner,
you can get in this house.
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If not, forget it,
because you're outta here
for good!
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Okay, that's fine...
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I guess I'll see you
at dinner, then.
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Now, I'm going to work,
where people respect me!
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- You're fired!
- What?!
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Aw, come on,
uncle Deion.
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Yeah, stupid ass.
You were the last one
in the store last night.
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And you forgot to lock
the back door.
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Dude, anybody could have
came in.
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I locked it, man, I think...?
I'm sorry.
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Dude, you are sorry.
You're fuckin' sorry, dude!
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You're fired,
you're outta here--
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hey, man...
You want some of this?
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Knock it off!
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Knock it off!
Jesus!
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You're just mad 'cause
you're the only Korean in L.A.
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That don't own
his own store.
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Lick my ass, Derrick.
Lick it--hard!
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You ain't got no ass!
What ass? You little flat ass.
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I hate you.
I'm gonna kill you, man.
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Look, Dee...
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I apologize, all right?
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I've been goin' through
a rough time with Ann...
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I'm seekin' some outside help,
tryin' to...
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Derrick?
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I firing you because you give
everybody in the neighborhood
credit.
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I'm firing you because
you mopped last week...
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And you didn't put down
the "wet floor" sign...
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And I slipped,
and I busted my ass!
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I'm firing you because
you eat up all the gummie bears!
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And you can never balance
the register...
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Because you never finished
school.
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And your math skills suck!
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Well, my, my, uncle Deion.
What a long list you have!
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Is there anything
you forgot?
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Derrick...
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Your bullshit may sound like
poetry to you...
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But to everybody else,
it sounds like what it is...
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Bull-shit!
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Man, I'm tired
of your ass.
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Here's your pay
for last week.
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Twenty dollars?
That's it?
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I subtracted all the 40's
you drank--on the clock.
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How do you sleep
at night?
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You gotta start
growing up, Derrick.
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Be a man!
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This shit
ain't even fair.
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Let me guess, Derrick...
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It's "because you're white".
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Dude, you are so weak.
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"Meow".
--What?
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"Meow".
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- I know that's you, man.
- Oh, my, it's lunchtime, Kim.
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Get out of here, dude.
You're unemployed. You're fired!
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( Beep )
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( Woman's scream )
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( Elephant trumpet )
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( Diesel air horn )
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( Backfire )
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( Backfire )
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Whassup, girl?
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Aw, you can't say "hi"
to somebody?
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( Shocks wheezing )
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Why don't you hock
that little European car...
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And take a ride
with "the roughneck"?
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You look more like
a "redneck".
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A "redneck"?
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Redneck...
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Well, girl,
let's ride the bronco, then!
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( Shocks whine )
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Look out, now...
Whoa...!
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Get lost.
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00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:10,233
Hey, girl, what's up?
Okay, it's gonna be like that?
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00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:11,967
All right...
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( Siren )
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00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,267
Hi, officer...
Can I help you?
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( Shocks hissing )
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00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,800
All right...
That's okay.
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00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,467
Sorry about that.
Sometimes they have a mind
of they own.
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You know what I'm sayin?
Like, right now...
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Turn it off, now!
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00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,767
I'm tryin', see?
I'm tryin'.
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00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,467
Turn it off!
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00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:59,900
It's okay.
Put the gun down.
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00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:02,467
Why don't you step on out
of that there car, boy?
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00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,933
Well, looky, looky.
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00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,133
Where'd that come from?
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00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,533
Step over to the curb.
We wanna see ya.
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00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,767
Follow me.
Come on, boy.
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00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,700
They won't hurt ya.
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00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,300
Hey, yo, man.
I need that! What's up?
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00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,167
So do they. Now...
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00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:30,000
I'm givin' you a citation
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00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,100
for havin' an open container
of alcohol in your car...
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00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:35,000
Possession of an illegal
substance, noise pollution...
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00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:38,167
Expired registration,
broken headlight, taillight...
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00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,233
No sideview mirrors,
making an illegal turn,
and driving without a license.
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00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,667
Come on...
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You ain't got
no license, boy?
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Thank you very much, officers.
Did you forget anything?
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I forgot to drag you
into the alley...
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00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:55,200
And kick the shit outta you,
you pompous wise-ass wannabe!
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The south's gonna rise again,
boy!
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That shit better be intact!
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00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,433
Don't mess up
my bumper!
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00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,633
Yo, dog...
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00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,500
You need anything?
228
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,633
Do I need anything?
As a mater of fact, I do.
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00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,900
You got a job, a house, a car,
and a girlfriend for me?
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00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,667
No, but I got this.
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00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:25,633
Crack?!
Bad--get that shit
away from me.
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00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,000
What's up with you, man?
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00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,467
Tryin' to get a brother
locked up or something?
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00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,933
That's some serious shit
right there, dog.
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00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,967
You're dealin'
for cosmo, huh?
236
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,567
Hey, who's that with him?
237
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,167
I don't know.
Why?
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00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,900
I rocked that girl's world
this mornin', dog.
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00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:53,033
I was--wham, bam!
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I didn't know
it was his girlfriend, though.
241
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,767
Whatever.
You wanna buy some or not?
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00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,467
I don't know where you're from,
but you ain't no tough guy.
243
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,933
You look like
a little gay "Urkel".
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00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:06,033
- I ain't no gay Urkel.
- Whatever, little gay Urkel.
245
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:09,700
Take that shit back to cosmo,
tell him you quit, and run.
246
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,633
Run, little gay Urkel, run!
247
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,667
Hey...
248
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,833
That's my last $20.
Don't say I never did nothin'
for ya.
249
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,000
Go on, now.
Kids...
250
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,700
Cosmo:
What's this all about?
Why are you giving this back?
251
00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:32,933
That's it, young man.
Do the right thing.
252
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,300
You ain't gonna tell him
about the girl...?
253
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,633
You told him
about the girl.
254
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,900
Hello, there.
Top of the mornin' to ya.
255
00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:51,867
- Chris?
- What's up?
256
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,433
- I need a ride, man.
- No.
257
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,600
- Come on, Chris.
- Get off my car.
258
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,067
Chris, come on.
259
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,300
Damn, you're slow.
I'd have my ass
in Georgia by now.
260
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,733
- Come on, white boy, run.
- Please?!
261
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,100
All right, all right,
but repeat after me...
262
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:09,333
"I, the evil blue-eyed devil...
263
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,400
Will never, ever mess
with black women again."
264
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,033
"Will never--"
wait...
265
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,933
What if it's a dark
Puerto Rican girl?
266
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,500
Oh, shit.
Cosmo's gainin' on you.
267
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,500
Say it!
268
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,133
I'll never mess
with black women again.
269
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,233
Okay,
let me pull over.
270
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,133
You didn't know
I could run, huh?
271
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,267
What was that shit about
back there?
272
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,267
Cosmo's trippin', man.
I didn't know that was
his girlfriend.
273
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,833
You got a problem
with your horny white ass.
274
00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:34,933
Yo, man.
I gotta get some milk.
275
00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:37,433
Whatever.
Take you to the store?
276
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,267
Yeah,
but I ain't got no money.
277
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:43,667
- Fliz-at...Briz-oke.
- Always "brizoke".
278
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,233
Ho' alert.
279
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:47,767
Hello, ho's!
280
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,767
That's a gay white boy.
281
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,367
Little Irish faggot.
That's what we need...
282
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,867
We need a little gay man
like that.
283
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,533
Somebody to show us
how to suck a dick properly.
284
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,333
( Slurred )
I heard that.
285
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,333
I heard he bent over one day
and a leprechaun jumped out
of his ass.
286
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,200
Was his name "lucky"?
287
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,300
Ha, ha...
I don't know.
288
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,500
( Bickering )
289
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,833
Hello, ho'.
290
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,567
( Bickering resumes )
291
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,567
What's up, Paula?
292
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,167
Well, well.
If it ain't "ebony and ivory".
293
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,133
If it's not Phyllis
and her sister...
294
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,333
( Together )
Syphilis.
295
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,367
What do you two scrawny
motherfuckers want?
296
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,200
- I need the $2 you owe me.
- Two dollars?
297
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,700
That's going to be a problem.
I see that right now...
298
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:33,233
Because you can't take $2
from a two-dollar ho'.
299
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,400
It would make her
a worthless ho'.
That's fucked up.
300
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,033
Hey, fuck you!
301
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,633
Come on,
I need some milk money.
302
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,900
I need $2, girl.
303
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,000
- He's gotta get some milk.
- Milk?
304
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:46,633
You ain't been weaned yet?
305
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,967
Wanna come over here
and suck these two titties?
306
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,733
That's okay.
I'll take a stick of gum
and some nail clippers, though.
307
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:54,233
Git on, nigga.
308
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:57,000
Y'all can't afford
this good pussy.
309
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,600
This some potpourri pussy
right here.
310
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,233
Smell it,
it's so good.
311
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,967
( Together )
I can smell it...
312
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,667
- Git on, "little dick".
- That's a myth...
313
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,467
That's a damn myth.
I went to black schools...
314
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,900
- I can pee with the best of ya.
- Come on, dog.
315
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,267
- I got you beat.
- Quit it, now...
316
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,567
You gonna argue with us?
Look at us.
317
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,733
Have you seen more dick
than us?
318
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:21,667
What?
319
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,000
Little punk-asses.
320
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,967
"Punk-asses"?
321
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,767
You big gonorrhea,
herpes simplex...
322
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,200
One-through-motherfuckin'-ten
genital wart...
323
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,967
- Lyme disease...
- Crab-havin'...
324
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,033
- Gingivitis...
- Canker sore...
325
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,233
- Gout...
- Yeast infection...
326
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,933
- Frostbite...
- Cold sore...
327
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:40,333
Scabby-kneed,
dick burned...
328
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,100
...ingrown...
329
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,100
( Blast )
330
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,733
Ha, ha ha...
331
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:48,467
"Ha, ha", my ass.
Is there a problem?
332
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,600
( Together )
Uh...No, sir...
333
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,967
Then why are you fuckin'
with my ho's?
334
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:56,100
You know what else
they were doing?
They were threatening us.
335
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,400
( Whispering: )
Shuddup.
336
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,167
I think you owe my ho's
an apology.
337
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,933
( Together: )
Sorry, ho's.
338
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,767
Not a verbal, a physical one.
You need to kiss my ho's.
339
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,333
Hell, no.
340
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,400
( Click )
341
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,767
Hell, yeah!
342
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,100
Partner, start the kissing.
343
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,400
( Belch )
344
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,033
What's wrong with you?
Come on, man.
345
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,667
Whoa, whoa...
346
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,167
Black on black,
white on white.
347
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,033
Ain't no interracial ho'-ing
going on around here.
348
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,967
Come on, partner,
kiss her.
349
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,900
Pimp:
There you go.
Handle it.
350
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,167
( Gagging )
351
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,733
Fuck that!
Shoot me, man!
352
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:33,733
I don't blame you.
You're a smart man...
353
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,100
Oh, damn,
he's kissin' that ho'!
354
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,433
Call me, motherfucker.
355
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,300
Call me.
356
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,200
Ha, ha,
slow motherfuckers.
357
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,467
I need a blunt.
358
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,767
Come on, now...
You need to quit smokin'.
359
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,900
'Tanda!
What's up, girl?
360
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,300
'Tanda, what's--
361
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,767
what'd I say about black girls?
Ain't that why we're in trouble?
362
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,000
- She was mixed.
- "Mixed", your ass.
363
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,933
I'll "mix" your--
364
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,300
where are the motherfuckers?
365
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,900
There those motherfuckers go!
366
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,333
Get out of the way,
goddamnit.
367
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,367
It's piss--!
368
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,900
What's the matter, cosmo?
You scared?
369
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,133
Y'all some sick motherfuckers.
370
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,567
- Get them fools!
- You're scared, cosmo!
371
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,633
- Y'all motherfuckers is dead!
- Am I?
372
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,100
Cosmo:
Let's get the fuck outta here.
Y'all are dead!
373
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,233
Whew...
It's warm in here.
374
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,733
When 200 people
piss in the pool,
it's bound to be warm.
375
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,867
Two hundred, and...
One.
376
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,233
That's it...
377
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:41,867
I don't know why
I mess with your ass.
378
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,800
- It was a nice swim.
- Shut the hell up.
379
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,667
Aw, damn...
380
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,367
Yo, man, I could have sworn
they would fuck up my ride.
381
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,167
I'm glad--
382
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,067
hold up...
383
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,767
He could have put
a bomb in it
or some shit.
384
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,800
- Shut the hell up.
- No, I'm serious.
385
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,433
I saw that on a video.
People were dying...
386
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:07,800
And they rigged
this guy's car
in 20 seconds.
387
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,167
They had no time
to put no bomb in here.
388
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,133
Twenty seconds, Chris.
Did he have twenty seconds?
389
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,100
All they found
was a piece of a cornea...
390
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,167
And a little mucus...
391
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,167
And something that looked like
some chicken...
392
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,700
Like a little cartilage
or something.
393
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,167
They put a bomb in it,
and it blew up...
394
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,767
Boom!!
395
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,900
I got your ass.
396
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,300
You're daydreaming
about that girl, Ann.
397
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,767
I was not.
398
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,700
She's trippin', though, man.
She won't call me back.
399
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,133
She ain't called in a year.
You're stalkin' her.
400
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,767
Plain and simple.
Let it go, man.
401
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,967
You know what?
We should be allowed
to stalk them.
402
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,933
There should be, like...
403
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,600
Some kinda grace period,
you know?
404
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,167
'Cause they're whackin' us out.
405
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,300
Whoa--!
406
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,033
Derrick:
Catch up
with his Asian ass.
407
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,100
I so sorry.
408
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,500
It's all intense.
That's why people make fun
of Asian drivers.
409
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:10,867
( Together: )
I can't see you!
410
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,900
He knows.
He just won't admit it.
411
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,967
( Smash )
412
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:21,467
Owww, my neck hurt!
My neck hurt
413
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,700
- y'all all right?
- What the fuck you think?
414
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,767
No, muh-fuh,
my neck hurt!
415
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,400
My neck hurt too, dad.
416
00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:29,200
Man:
I was hit by...
417
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,867
Black guy,
nappy hair...
418
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,467
- What do you mean, "nappy"?
- Passenger, white guy, I think.
419
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,800
Oh, my neck hurt!
420
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,000
Oh, my neck hurts, too.
421
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,667
He was driving the other car.
You caused this shit!
422
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,567
I can't hear you.
I can't see you.
423
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,167
You blame me--
can't drive.
424
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,500
Very good
at drive-by shooting, huh?
425
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:53,167
Hit the switches,
screw white woman, huh?
426
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,167
But you can't eat chicken.
Look at this! Shit, man!
427
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,133
Do you wanna go first,
and kick his ass?
428
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,933
Asshole booties!
Give back, give back!
429
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,400
( Laughing )
430
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,333
Yo, dog...
Wanna buy a camera?
431
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,833
How much you charging?
432
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:23,267
Twenty dollars.
Works and everything.
433
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,600
Twenty dollars? Dumbass.
You could have gotten $120.
434
00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,733
Yo, my man.
Hold up.
435
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,833
Let me holler at you
for a second.
436
00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:33,567
All right,
thanks, my brother.
437
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,867
Asalaam alaikum.
438
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,967
You get some more money?
439
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,733
Have you learned nothing
from "menace to society"?
440
00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:42,067
Take the tape.
441
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:44,633
Word.
442
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,133
Take the tape.
443
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,600
You're smart, Chris.
444
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,600
You always were smart, dog.
445
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,900
That's why you're my boy.
446
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:59,633
( Mock Hispanic accent )
Hey, t-Rex...
Whassup, my leetle fren'?
447
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,833
Fuck you, man.
You owe me $5, bro.
448
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:04,633
- Damn, aren't we friendly?
- Fuck you, man.
449
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:07,733
- Fuck you, man!
- Fuck you, maricon!
450
00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:09,700
( Yelling )
451
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,367
Derrick:
Hey--!
452
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,333
Calm the fuck down.
Do we have to swear
so motherfuckin' much?
453
00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:18,867
( Together: )
Fuck you!
454
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,400
( Yelling resumes )
455
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,867
( Together: )
Fuck you!
456
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,667
Five dollars?
I give your cousins credit
all the time, motherfucker.
457
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,233
You need to just
chill out on that.
458
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:31,033
You don't give my cousins shit.
459
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,267
My cousins be jackin'
your white ass, bro.
460
00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:37,133
Fu-uu-uu-ck!
461
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,233
Bitches, move!
Derrick--!
462
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:45,233
Where the fuck you been, man?
What's up? You can't call Tess?!
463
00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:47,900
I don't know you, girl.
You must have me confused..
464
00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:50,667
Don't play with me,
you know I'm on parole...
465
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,900
But I will beat
your monkey ass up
in this store.
466
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,200
Who you think you playin' with?
Acting like you don't know?
467
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,533
But you knew me when you were
all up in this good stuff...
468
00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:59,800
You were like--
bam! Bam!
469
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,467
Now you're like
you don't know nobody--whassup?!
470
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,833
I don't know her, y'all.
She's trippin'.
471
00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:06,700
Oh, now I'm lyin', huh?
Now I'm--
472
00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:08,700
get your damn hands off me.
Fuck you.
473
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:12,033
If I'm lyin', how come I know
you've got a tattoo
on your Booty cheeks
474
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,033
saying, "hot side hot"
on the left...
475
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:16,667
And "cool side cool"
on the right? Speak on it.
476
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,633
She's lyin', y'all.
477
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,433
Yeah, right.
Check it, check it.
478
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,367
Ohh...
479
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,100
Fuck all y'all.
480
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,233
Get a thing of milk, man.
I don't want no fuckin' credit.
481
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,267
That's all right, Derrick.
Some like it hot.
482
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,467
Some like it cold.
483
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,867
Fuck you!
484
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,933
( All inside: )
- Fuck you!
485
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,467
Ann...? Ann!
486
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,300
Yo, Ann!
487
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,933
What's up, girl?
488
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,333
What do you want?
489
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,333
I've been calling you.
490
00:24:56,367 --> 00:24:58,900
I know. Every day.
For the past year.
491
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,367
You know that's considered
stalking, right?
492
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,500
I'm quiet.
I ain't stalking.
493
00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:06,667
You were hiding
in my bushes, Derrick.
494
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,467
I was trying
to pick you a flower.
495
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,567
In the middle
of December?
496
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,633
Christmas flower.
497
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,733
Come on, girl.
You gotta...
498
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,233
Give me a little chance here.
499
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,867
I've been miserable, Ann.
I'm serious.
500
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,033
I haven't been
with another woman
since you...
501
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:26,467
Big woman:
Derrick!
502
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,100
I know you hear me!
503
00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:30,967
I can't believe you tried
to get up in her good stuff too!
504
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,433
That's okay...
You ain't gettin' no more.
505
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,400
You ain't never seein'
no more of this.
506
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,733
Ann...
507
00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:38,433
She's lyin'.
508
00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:40,500
Seriously, I ain't drinkin'
any more...
509
00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:42,167
Chris:
Yo, D!
510
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,167
I got the 40's!
511
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,633
Chris why you always
playin' like that?
512
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,567
You're a practical joker, man.
513
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,000
Jokin', always playin'...
514
00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:53,933
You're gonna tell me
you don't owe any money, either?
515
00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,533
I don't, I--
516
00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:57,100
( store clerk )
Mira, Mira, maricon...
517
00:25:57,133 --> 00:26:00,100
For the last time, maricon,
give me my money!
518
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,167
Fuck you!
519
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,767
Fuck you!
Give me the money you owe me!
520
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,033
I love you.
I really do, Derrick...
521
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:13,933
But I can't...
522
00:26:13,967 --> 00:26:15,933
I can't stay
in this relationship
523
00:26:15,967 --> 00:26:18,000
if you won't grow up
and you won't change.
524
00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:19,900
No, Derrick.
525
00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:23,333
It's like that, then, huh?
526
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,667
Like we never even had
nothing special?
527
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,467
Remember St. Patrick's day
at this park?
528
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,667
No.
529
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,433
You don't remember that?
530
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:36,133
"Black Irish"?
You don't remember
that little game?
531
00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:38,033
( Irish accent )
Top o' the mornin'
to ya.
532
00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:47,933
( Romantic ballad )
533
00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:51,700
* just remember, baby
534
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,300
* I'll always love you
535
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:56,933
* I think about
all the good times, baby *
536
00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:01,933
* that we had
537
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,567
* I'll be there for you
538
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,733
* I feel so warm
and fuzzy all over *
539
00:27:09,967 --> 00:27:11,900
* precious love
540
00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:16,567
* I feel so soft and fuzzy
541
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,300
* so soft and fuzzy
542
00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,633
* you make me feel...
543
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:29,733
* all squishy inside
544
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,333
* you make me feel
545
00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:39,633
* squishy inside
546
00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:45,667
* all fuzzy all over
547
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:48,333
* my four leaf clover
548
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,067
* fuzzy all over
549
00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:56,467
goodbye, Derrick.
550
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,500
I gotta go to work.
551
00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:01,367
Maybe I'll stop by
and see you later?
552
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,833
Please don't.
553
00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:04,700
Okay, I will.
554
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,567
- Hey, little gay Urkel.
- It's "Charles".
555
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,467
Yeah, whatever, man.
Why did you rat me out?
556
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,300
Mr. cosmo asked
who told me to quit.
557
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:28,533
You just added the part
about the girl and all that?
558
00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:31,900
Having me jumping in
dirty-ass swimming pools.
559
00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,833
Just 'cause you're caught up,
don't get me caught up.
560
00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:37,567
Sorry.
I guess I'm not very "down".
561
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,100
It's cool, dog.
I'm just lettin' you know...
562
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,033
That ain't how we play it.
563
00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:44,767
So, who was that
you were talking to?
564
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,533
You like her, huh?
565
00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:49,467
She's fine.
That's my ex-girlfriend.
566
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,100
- I'm gonna get her back.
- What's your name?
567
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,833
Derrick.
I gotta go.
568
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,467
Oh--you know what?
569
00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,933
I heard Mr. cosmo talking.
570
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:02,167
He said he was going to get
your uncle.
571
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,100
Let's go
to my uncle's store.
572
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:12,000
What's that shit all about?
Hitting on a little boy?
573
00:29:12,033 --> 00:29:14,000
That's stupid, man...
574
00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,133
A little boy,
Derrick?!
575
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,800
My uncle's probably
getting jacked right now...
576
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,867
Are you trying
to ass-Jack
a little boy?
577
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,567
Cosmo:
...Take care of this shit.
578
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,033
Can I help you,
pimp dude?
579
00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:47,200
Shut the fuck up.
580
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:54,433
That was so...
Not called for.
581
00:29:54,467 --> 00:29:56,767
Hong Kong motherfucker.
582
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,100
What the hell is going on
out here?
583
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,867
Where's your little
faggot-ass nephew?
584
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:04,067
Homie, I know
you ain't talkin' about me...
585
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,700
Unless you're tryin'
to get rolled up.
586
00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:08,767
You're the only faggot
I see out here.
587
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:13,333
He's probably somewhere
sucking somebody's dick.
588
00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:16,167
Your nephew's been up
in my motherfucking business.
589
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,400
Uh-huh.
590
00:30:18,433 --> 00:30:20,633
Yeah, I don't hear shit now.
Do I?
591
00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,133
Do I?
592
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:24,833
See, I got a couple
of motherfucking things
to decide.
593
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:27,000
Should I kill you,
and wait for him...
594
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:29,233
Or wait for him,
and kill him
in front of you...
595
00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,500
Or wait for him,
and kill you
in front of him...
596
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,200
Or should I kill you
in front of him...?
597
00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:35,233
( Hysterically )
Or should I kill everybody
in this motherfucker?!!
598
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,867
Or should I kill
my motherfuckin' self?
599
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,300
You need to make up
your motherfuckin' mind.
600
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,400
You're just the motherfucker
I've been looking for.
601
00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:46,633
I thought you'd be too scared
to face me, you little bitch.
602
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,100
Derrick:
I ain't little.
603
00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:50,333
Let's go,
you little bitch.
604
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:52,600
- I told you, I ain't little.
- Shut up. Let's go.
605
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,500
Yo, dog.
606
00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:56,733
Ow, dog.
You're hurtin' me.
607
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,067
Chris, come on.
608
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,400
Yo, Chris,
let's go, dog.
609
00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:06,400
We know your ass
is in there--let's go!
610
00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:07,933
Fuck!
611
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,233
Oh, here's my lighter!
612
00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:11,867
I was lookin'
for my lighter.
613
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,667
Get nervous, gotta smoke
when we get ready to fight.
614
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,033
You're goin' down,
you little punk-ass.
615
00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:21,300
Let's do this.
616
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,867
It's cool.
I got this, Dee...
617
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,900
Nah, this ain't cool.
618
00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:28,533
Don't nobody
fuck with my nephew!
619
00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:29,900
That's right, Derrick.
620
00:31:29,933 --> 00:31:32,533
We got your back.
I'm always down to scrap.
621
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,633
I'm gonna kill
all y'all motherfuckers.
622
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,033
But I'm gonna have
a little fun, first.
623
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:38,367
You know what I'm sayin'?
624
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,033
Hold this shit.
625
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:43,033
This shit is on.
626
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,467
Fuck this.
We're all going down.
627
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:52,633
I'm cool...
I'm cool with my shirt.
628
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,767
Take your motherfucking
shirt off!
629
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,600
I was doing that...
630
00:32:03,733 --> 00:32:06,167
Maybe you should let him
shoot you.
631
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,400
911?
632
00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,833
Yeah, uh...
Help.
633
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,733
Like, they're trying
to kill Derrick.
634
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,967
Yeah, take your time.
635
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,467
( Siren )
636
00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:28,933
My store.
637
00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:30,367
Turn around.
638
00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,633
Derrick:
See y'all later.
Take it easy.
639
00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,367
I knew as soon as everybody
took off their shirts...
640
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,900
We'd end up on TV.
I'm tellin' you--whassup?
641
00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:46,100
For real.
Hey, listen...
642
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,333
They're lucky
they came when they did...
643
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,533
'Cause I was about to
put my foot
644
00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:53,633
like, deep-deep-deep
in their ass...
645
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:58,067
Cool and ree-freshing.
646
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,567
My, my, my.
647
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,500
Look who's makin'
their tello-vision de-but.
648
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,200
Look at you two.
649
00:33:06,967 --> 00:33:09,233
Uh-uh-uh.
650
00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:12,200
You aren't plannin' on drivin'
with those alcoholic beverages?
651
00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:15,667
No, these are sealed.
We were transporting them.
652
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,133
( Sniffing )
653
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,267
You boys smell like
you've already been drinkin'.
654
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,833
That's just piss.
We went swimming earlier.
655
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:27,367
Well--!
You been swimmin' in piss?
656
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,500
Ain't that just sweet.
657
00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:33,500
Thank you, officer.
Thank you very much.
658
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:36,733
I wouldn't suggest drivin'
unless you want a DUI.
659
00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:39,567
Oh, no...
No sir.
660
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,267
We would not like
a DUI.
661
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,067
Between you and I,
I would not like a DUI.
662
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,133
Why, why, y...
You see--u c...
663
00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:47,900
You can keep it
with your G.E.D.
664
00:33:47,933 --> 00:33:49,667
( Chuckling )
665
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,267
Let me use your phone, dog.
666
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,533
( Singing hip-hop style )
667
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:00,667
What?
668
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,733
- What are you doing, man?
- I'm doing the beat box.
669
00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:04,800
How long is it gonna take you
to get the beat box?
670
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:08,267
I got it.
Where's the damn milk?
671
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,833
I forgot it.
672
00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:13,333
How could you do that to me?
I told you, my mom--
673
00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:15,467
( gasp )
674
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,800
Yike--
booties, dude.
675
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,567
Like that.
676
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,467
Hey, check it out.
677
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,000
Derrick:
Look at that.
678
00:34:23,033 --> 00:34:25,067
I remember that school
like it was yesterday.
679
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:29,700
We were here talking
to fatty yesterday.
680
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,167
Oh, that's right.
681
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,867
I remember
the first time
I seen you, man...
682
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:40,533
Fresh off the boat
from Ireland,
wearing a dress.
683
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,700
No, no...
It was a kilt.
684
00:34:42,733 --> 00:34:44,700
Chris:
"It was a kilt".
685
00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:46,933
Stupid, you almost
got yourself "kilt".
686
00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:49,067
( Singing: )
I'm going to school
in America...
687
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,167
America, America...
688
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,300
Going to school
in America,
689
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,233
la-la-la-la-la.
690
00:34:56,633 --> 00:34:59,767
Hello, my name is Derrick.
I'm in first grade today.
691
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,467
What is your name?
692
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,067
My name is...
693
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:06,433
Why you wearin' a dress?
You little faggot.
694
00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:07,467
It's a kilt.
695
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,533
Looks like a dress to me.
Faggot.
696
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,167
I'll let you kiss me
for a dollar.
697
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,367
No-oo!
698
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,267
I knew you were a little faggot.
699
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:23,133
Derrick:
Who would have guessed
that sweet little girl, Paula
700
00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:26,667
would grow up to be
a local skank-ass ho'?
701
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,633
( Hip-hop music playing )
702
00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:44,367
( Laughter )
703
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,267
That was fresh!
704
00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:02,333
Derrick:
All the pretty black girls
tried to get with me even then.
705
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:04,633
Especially when they found out
I could dance.
706
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:06,833
( Celtic fiddle music )
707
00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:56,100
( Applause )
708
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,133
Hey, it's cosmo.
709
00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:04,700
"Cosmo"?
What kind of weird name is--
710
00:38:04,733 --> 00:38:06,267
kids:
Ooh!
711
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,867
What did you do that for?
712
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:11,433
Derrick:
That was the first time
I met cosmo, too.
713
00:38:11,467 --> 00:38:13,433
We became instant homies...
714
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,967
After I whipped his ass.
715
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,233
( Bell rings )
716
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,000
Hey, you guys.
Wait for me.
717
00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,500
Damn, man...
Tryin' to drink back here.
718
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,567
I thought you just wanted
some milk and go home.
719
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,000
I do,
but I gotta see Ann first.
720
00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:45,167
( African-style rhythm )
721
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,967
Fire...!
722
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,633
Pain!
723
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,500
- See, all about the hair.
- Come on, let's go.
724
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,333
Woman:
Flow like rain...
725
00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:00,933
Insane! Insane!
726
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:04,533
Why? Why?
727
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:07,700
Just kill a cracker...
Why?
728
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,200
( Applauding )
Oh, my God, yeah!
729
00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:14,367
Why--why?
730
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,700
Derrick:
Why, girl?
731
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:17,433
Thank you, ling.
732
00:39:17,467 --> 00:39:19,500
May I help you?
733
00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:21,333
( Together: )
"Why?"
734
00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:23,767
Trapped--
inside my skin.
735
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,633
Ann, listen...
736
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:30,367
It was good to see you
this afternoon, and...
737
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,433
Aw, please.
He wants to do a poem.
738
00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:33,233
No.
739
00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:35,567
Trapped--inside...
740
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,500
My skin.
741
00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:39,333
"No"?
Why can't I--?
742
00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:41,800
'Cause I'm white, huh?
743
00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:45,100
See?
It's not fair.
744
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,233
Thank you very much,
Stokely Ungawa,
745
00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:51,467
and your lovely wife,
Betsy.
746
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,667
Next, we will be having
a new contestant...
747
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,633
Performing a piece
entitled...
748
00:39:57,667 --> 00:39:59,567
"It's because I'm white."
749
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,700
( Applause )
750
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,967
- Do your thing.
- You're coming with me.
751
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:10,500
- Yo, man, that poem was dope.
- Dude, thanks a lot.
752
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,167
Trapped inside my skin.
753
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,633
White boy!
754
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,733
Honky! Cracker!
755
00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:22,000
Clearwater!
756
00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:23,467
He ain't pink!
He's pink!
757
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,567
He's pink!
758
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,700
These are the names
I hear...
759
00:40:26,733 --> 00:40:30,567
As I walk through my streets
in fear.
760
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,133
I go pick up my girl, Ann,
but her daddy don't understand.
761
00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:37,567
Naw--he won't answer the door.
Why?
762
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,500
He thinks I'm--
763
00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:40,033
...five-o.
764
00:40:40,067 --> 00:40:42,867
I'm just a brother tryin'
to get a little bit, y'know?
765
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,133
Yeah.
766
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,733
Yo, white boy!
767
00:40:45,767 --> 00:40:48,467
Why do you wish to sit behind me
on this bus...
768
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,467
White man motherfucker?
769
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,367
You better take two steps back.
You're about to get dropped...
770
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,633
Ding-ding--
...Next stop.
771
00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,633
I'm walkin' now.
772
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,600
Hey, white boy,
how dare you walk
through my park?
773
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,367
You ain't from around here.
774
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,733
Leave him alone, Dee.
He ain't hurtin' nobody.
775
00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:08,200
Shut the fuck up,
I'm talkin' to the white boy.
776
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,933
Pow! Pow!
Stick! Stick!
777
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:14,633
Darkness...
Fell upon da white boy.
778
00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:17,533
Yo, white boy...
779
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,733
Wake up.
780
00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,633
Yo, they fucked you up,
white boy.
781
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:23,233
Fucked you up.
782
00:41:24,433 --> 00:41:26,767
Cassandra, what you doin'
talkin' to the white boy?
783
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,167
Leave him alone, he's mine.
I found the white boy.
784
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,800
What are you gonna do?
Kick his ass here in front
of the liquor store?
785
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,467
Pow-pow!
Stick-stick!
786
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,500
And--
darkness-s-s...
787
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:43,000
Fell upon...
Da white boy.
788
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,033
Fire, pain,
my people.
789
00:41:46,067 --> 00:41:48,833
Slain...
But my tears--
790
00:41:48,867 --> 00:41:52,467
can't "flow like rain,
flow like rain".
791
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,267
We cannot cry here.
792
00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,833
And now, my girl...
Don't love me no mo'.
793
00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:02,833
So, I'm out the do'.
794
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,400
And, darkness...
795
00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:08,067
Once again...
796
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,900
Fell upon the white boy.
797
00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:13,500
It's dirty, man.
798
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:15,167
( Applause )
799
00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:20,867
Okay, we have winners!
800
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,800
Third place...
$250 dollars.
801
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,367
Whoop!
Paper!
802
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,267
...goes to...
803
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,900
Stokely Ungawa, for,
"I be a real black man".
804
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:33,667
( Applause )
805
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,000
Second place...
806
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:39,400
$350 dollars.
807
00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:42,267
I need that money...
Lord, I need the money.
808
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,967
And the prize money
goes to...
809
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,867
Milk money,
here we come...
810
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:50,900
Ling ling Liebwovaski,
for, "why, why, why, why, why?"
811
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,867
Great, ling ling.
812
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:57,700
The winner--
is you, Derrick!
813
00:42:57,733 --> 00:42:59,233
Give me the loot!
814
00:42:59,267 --> 00:43:01,000
I'm so proud of you.
815
00:43:05,967 --> 00:43:07,900
We won, Chris.
We won!
816
00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:10,200
Oh, hell, no!
We didn't win.
817
00:43:10,233 --> 00:43:11,767
What is that,
a big dick statue?
818
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,167
It's an east African
artifact.
819
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,933
Oh, Ann...
I love it.
820
00:43:19,567 --> 00:43:20,900
I was just wondering if...
821
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,300
Maybe I could, um...
Please...
822
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,200
Please, see you later?
823
00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:29,567
You can
call me later.
824
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,000
Use the telephone,
Derrick.
825
00:43:31,033 --> 00:43:33,300
All right.
Well--
826
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,500
okay.
I'll check you out later.
827
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,300
Thanks, y'all.
I love it.
828
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:40,367
( Applause )
829
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,167
Damn dick statue.
830
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:47,900
We won!
831
00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:49,167
Whatever, man.
832
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,800
At least your girl's
coming around. That's dope.
833
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:55,900
That is dope.
It's all about
stickin' to it.
834
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:57,867
I mean, you gotta
follow them and shit.
835
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,600
What's a restraining order?
A piece of paper?
836
00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:02,667
Derrick:
I ain't scared
of a piece of paper.
837
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:04,600
I'll kick the paper's ass,
'cause I...
838
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,700
Derrick:
My dick statue!
839
00:44:18,667 --> 00:44:20,367
My motherfuckin' tooth!
840
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,967
I'm gonna kill
y'all motherfuckers!
841
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,700
You killed cosmo.
842
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:32,200
No, I didn't...
843
00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:34,367
- You killed his ass, man.
- Shut the fuck up.
844
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,600
Derrick:
You shut the fuck up.
You killed him.
845
00:44:38,567 --> 00:44:40,667
Excuse me, sir...
846
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:43,067
This is very hard
for me to part with
847
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:46,167
but, if you'd like
to buy an antique?
848
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,133
"Antique"?
849
00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:51,133
Looks like
a dick statue to me.
850
00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:53,600
No, no, no...
851
00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:55,333
Brother man,
you don't understand.
852
00:44:57,867 --> 00:45:01,767
This is an antique, man!
African warrior!
853
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,633
I've got your "African warrior"
right here.
854
00:45:07,067 --> 00:45:11,800
But when's the last time
your "African warrior"
stood up like this?
855
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,967
Fuck you--
we got Viagra now!
856
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,600
"Vee-Agra"?
857
00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:18,567
Try the porn shop
down the street.
858
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,467
Man, this is some bullshit.
I won this in a poetry contest.
859
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,000
I was givin' it my all.
I won first prize...
860
00:45:24,033 --> 00:45:26,067
I was like,
"white boy, cracker..."
861
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,833
Get out of here.
The porn shop.
862
00:45:28,867 --> 00:45:30,633
Chris:
"Why? Why?"
863
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:32,333
Shut the fuck up.
864
00:45:32,367 --> 00:45:34,867
I told y'all I was going
to kill y'all motherfuckers.
865
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,033
Come on.
866
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,300
( Click )
867
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,967
Settle down.
868
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Let's have those guns,
s-s-stranger.
869
00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,767
Derrick:
You shouldn't be tryin'
to kill people.
870
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,933
Hey, do you guys
have dogs--?
871
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:57,300
Man:
My little pigs in a blanket,
all lined up for daddy.
872
00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:00,467
I like to play racketball...
Yes, I do.
873
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,367
Shop owner:
Gag the white boy.
874
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,367
Yes!
875
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,867
Derrick:
Hold up, now.
876
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:08,400
You can still
let us go.
877
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,167
Oh, sweetie,
it's okay.
878
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,300
The only place
you're going to
is ass-land.
879
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,167
Now, suck on this.
880
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,000
That's it.
What's that?
881
00:46:17,033 --> 00:46:18,467
( Anxious garbling )
882
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,400
Oh, you're an Aries?
Nice.
883
00:46:20,433 --> 00:46:22,867
Well, I'm a Capri-sorn.
884
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,800
Cowboy...
Get down here.
885
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:28,200
You keep an eye
on this tasty little treat.
886
00:46:28,233 --> 00:46:30,633
We're gonna take
these little treats...
887
00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:32,867
Into the s-s-secret room.
888
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,700
Yes!
Come on!
889
00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:39,533
Have a salad--jeesus!
890
00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:43,400
Don't be afraid to do a sit-up
once in a while.
891
00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:45,400
( Disco music playing )
892
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:55,600
Man:
Maestro...?
Yes!
893
00:46:55,633 --> 00:46:58,033
All right, boys, hi.
894
00:46:58,067 --> 00:47:00,300
Hi, boys. Hungry?
895
00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,100
Daddy's hungry for some love.
896
00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:04,667
How about some snacks?
Yes!
897
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,833
Lovely snacks in the back.
898
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,367
Yes, lookit...
899
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,600
From snack king,
I have some lovely snacks
900
00:47:11,633 --> 00:47:13,867
for a snack queen.
Yes, I do.
901
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:17,567
Some little fruities,
and also sugar cookies.
902
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Yes, I love sugar cookies!
903
00:47:20,633 --> 00:47:23,533
Yes, and all of a sudden...
Ohhh--!
904
00:47:23,567 --> 00:47:25,467
Oops!
Where'd they go?
905
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,833
Someone's gonna have to
go get those...Hot.
906
00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:03,933
( Howling )
Oww-ww!
907
00:48:07,733 --> 00:48:09,900
Oh, mama--!
908
00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:27,767
Help--!
909
00:48:29,633 --> 00:48:30,633
Loretha?
910
00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,567
Derrick?
911
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,533
Oh, my God, girl!
912
00:48:34,567 --> 00:48:36,933
How you doin'?
913
00:48:36,967 --> 00:48:38,933
Look at you.
914
00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:40,733
- You look good.
- Thank you, baby.
915
00:48:40,767 --> 00:48:42,733
I haven't seen you
in like, years.
916
00:48:42,767 --> 00:48:44,367
I know.
What's goin' on?
917
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,300
Come on,
let me catch up with you.
918
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,267
Little--San--dals!
919
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,300
These feel nice.
920
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,100
I wish we had these
in the other room.
921
00:48:52,133 --> 00:48:54,500
Yes!
These are really excellent!
922
00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:56,467
Yes, they are.
923
00:48:56,500 --> 00:49:00,100
Say it, now...
"Nice sandals, Sasquatch."
924
00:49:00,133 --> 00:49:02,433
Say it!!
You boys...
925
00:49:02,467 --> 00:49:04,500
That's not good enough.
926
00:49:04,533 --> 00:49:06,067
Don't make me mad...
927
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:08,233
I'll take my sandals off,
and get my boots...
928
00:49:08,267 --> 00:49:10,900
And go for a little hike
up your ass.
929
00:49:10,933 --> 00:49:13,733
That's right, say it.
Say it!
930
00:49:13,767 --> 00:49:16,867
Or you're gonna get
an ass full of me.
You say it.
931
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:21,033
Daddy's got some love butter,
yes, he does...
932
00:49:21,067 --> 00:49:23,467
Here it comes,
here it comes, boys.
933
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,500
Daddy's gonna
grease you up, now.
934
00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:27,067
( Frenzied mumbling )
935
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,867
A little lubrication
for you...
936
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,900
And for you, too.
937
00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:34,033
The fun begins
in just a minute.
938
00:49:34,067 --> 00:49:36,467
Oh, my God,
look at you!
939
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,233
You never heard
about coo-coo?
940
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,000
Coco.
941
00:49:40,033 --> 00:49:41,767
Coco! It was coco and coo-coo.
I always used to call them up.
942
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,533
- But you look good, girl.
- Thank you.
943
00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:46,400
Look at you...
Tattoos...
944
00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:48,167
Wearin'
your tight stuff.
945
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,833
I lost a little weight.
946
00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:51,333
( Rip )
947
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,800
Smells like love.
Yes!
948
00:49:55,633 --> 00:49:58,033
That's right...
Yes.
949
00:49:59,467 --> 00:50:01,633
Nice, my little kernel.
950
00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:05,400
Daddy's gonna butter you up
so you pop big. That's right.
951
00:50:05,433 --> 00:50:09,067
Lean back.
Let me get the undercarriage.
952
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:11,300
Yes, that's nice, daddy.
953
00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:15,833
Looks like you have
enough cholesterol already.
954
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:19,100
Ooh, yes...Nice.
955
00:50:20,967 --> 00:50:22,867
Where's my statue of love?
956
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,233
One buttered dick statue,
comin' up.
957
00:50:25,267 --> 00:50:28,100
Everybody's good.
Mama's good...
958
00:50:28,133 --> 00:50:32,033
Shaquan, and Darryl,
Kilolo, they're all good.
959
00:50:32,067 --> 00:50:34,600
That's good,
my mom's good...
960
00:50:34,633 --> 00:50:36,633
My sister,
everybody's doing good.
961
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,600
You still hangin'
with what's his name?
962
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,167
That little short guy?
963
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,933
Oh, little stubby-ass Chris.
964
00:50:42,967 --> 00:50:44,900
- Where is he?
- He's...
965
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,200
Oh, my God--Chris!!
966
00:50:56,233 --> 00:50:58,533
The statue of love.
967
00:50:58,567 --> 00:50:59,933
Give it to 'em.
968
00:50:59,967 --> 00:51:02,767
Yes, yes...
Yes!
969
00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:09,367
( Man gasps )
970
00:51:11,767 --> 00:51:12,367
Yeah...
971
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,967
Aw, man...
972
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,267
Ow!
973
00:51:21,367 --> 00:51:23,067
You are seriously sick, man.
974
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:26,100
You are s-s-seriously
s-s-sick!
975
00:51:26,133 --> 00:51:28,733
S-s-stop talking
like me.
976
00:51:28,767 --> 00:51:30,267
Easy, easy.
977
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:35,433
Back!
978
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,067
Kill this motherfucker--!
979
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:42,967
Don't kill him!
Come on, man!
980
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,267
I'll butter
your fuckin' muffin!
981
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,167
Go, go, go!
982
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,900
Be sensible.
983
00:51:47,933 --> 00:51:49,400
Where's my shirt?
984
00:51:49,433 --> 00:51:50,900
( Muffled scream )
985
00:51:56,433 --> 00:51:58,633
Come on Chris,
sop up some of that butter.
986
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,700
Here you go,
s-s-seriously.
987
00:52:00,733 --> 00:52:03,000
Don't you fuckin' touch me!
Get the fuck off me!
988
00:52:03,033 --> 00:52:05,167
What happened
in there, man?
989
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,367
Nothin' happened in there.
Nothin'!
990
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,467
You say something,
I'll kick your ass!
991
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,100
Hello, sassafras!
992
00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:16,333
Feeling lonely?
Yes!
993
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:21,600
It's the fucking dick statue!
It cursed us!
994
00:52:21,633 --> 00:52:23,033
I'm going home.
995
00:52:23,067 --> 00:52:25,333
Will you take me to the store,
please? To get some milk?
996
00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:27,333
I have something
I need to take care of.
997
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:30,867
Fuck you!
998
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:33,933
Look at me--!
I almost got raped!
999
00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:35,967
You talkin' about
some fuckin' milk?!
1000
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,067
That's right, Chris,
'cause that's important to me...
1001
00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:40,167
And I saved your ass.
I didn't have to go back...
1002
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,433
But I'm your friend.
I saved you.
1003
00:52:42,467 --> 00:52:45,400
I saved your ass.
So take me to the store...
1004
00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:47,533
And get some milk
so I can get back in my house.
1005
00:52:47,567 --> 00:52:50,300
Start the car.
We are not cursed.
1006
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,133
Start the damn car.
1007
00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:54,433
( Motor whines, fails )
1008
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,300
( Cranking )
1009
00:53:01,167 --> 00:53:03,933
...cursed.
1010
00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:06,100
Everybody runs out of gas,
Chris.
1011
00:53:06,133 --> 00:53:08,533
Shut up and keep pushing,
motherfucker.
1012
00:53:08,567 --> 00:53:10,333
You had a bad day.
1013
00:53:10,367 --> 00:53:12,567
You crashed your car...
1014
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,867
You swam in piss...
1015
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:17,133
You almost got raped,
but you gotta say to yourself...
1016
00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:19,400
"Everything's gonna be
all right!"
1017
00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,667
We gonna be all right!
1018
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,633
Fuck you!
1019
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,333
( Siren )
1020
00:53:25,367 --> 00:53:27,467
Hey--hide the shit.
1021
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,967
Derrick:
How are you officers doing?
1022
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,667
- How are you doin' today?
- Doin' good, thank you.
1023
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:34,700
Well, well...
Looky what we got here.
1024
00:53:34,733 --> 00:53:36,767
Looks like the boy
with the pretty little body.
1025
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,633
A couple of two-bit pushers.
1026
00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:39,933
Told you we was cursed.
1027
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,500
Goddamn Ann
and the big dick statue.
1028
00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:44,267
Cop:
Git in there, boy.
1029
00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:46,333
A little snug
in there, boy?
1030
00:53:46,367 --> 00:53:48,267
( Laughing )
1031
00:53:49,967 --> 00:53:52,133
Ann--!
1032
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:54,900
You are hurting me,
officer.
1033
00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,600
I'm trying to come in here.
So what, I got "two strikes"?
1034
00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:59,900
I want my apple,
and I want my milk.
1035
00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:03,000
And the sandwich
you're supposed to get.
I know the routine, y'all.
1036
00:54:03,033 --> 00:54:05,633
This is some bullshit.
I wasn't even drunk...
1037
00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:09,033
Point-oh-six blood alcohol.
That's legal.
1038
00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:11,600
You were at two-point six.
That's legally dead.
1039
00:54:11,633 --> 00:54:14,333
It don't matter,
I wasn't drivin', I was pushin'.
1040
00:54:14,367 --> 00:54:15,867
You gonna give me a PUI?
1041
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:20,000
You're being charged
with public drunkenness.
1042
00:54:20,033 --> 00:54:23,133
You'll stay in here
after you sleep it off.
1043
00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:25,867
That is, if you're able
to sleep it off.
1044
00:54:34,467 --> 00:54:36,633
Can't believe
I just killed a man...
1045
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:39,867
Moments ago,
with my bare hands.
1046
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,600
You standin'
in my spot.
1047
00:54:44,633 --> 00:54:47,633
I said,
you standin' in my spot.
1048
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:49,633
Kick the white
motherfucker's ass!
1049
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:50,933
( Angry commotion )
1050
00:55:01,433 --> 00:55:02,900
Kick his ass.
Fuck him up for Rodney king...
1051
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,867
Kill him
for goddamn Kunta Kinte...
1052
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:07,767
Kill him,
kill the cracker...
1053
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,633
"Why?"
1054
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,000
Yo, man...
1055
00:55:15,033 --> 00:55:17,000
I'm gonna beat
your fuckin' ass.
1056
00:55:17,033 --> 00:55:19,033
Dog...
It's not your fault.
1057
00:55:19,067 --> 00:55:20,900
What the fuck you mean?
What ain't my fault?
1058
00:55:20,933 --> 00:55:23,033
- It's not your fault.
- You got to pay rent...
1059
00:55:23,067 --> 00:55:25,333
That's my spot...
That's my spot...
1060
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:27,233
It's not your fault, dog.
1061
00:55:27,267 --> 00:55:28,933
Look, you...
1062
00:55:28,967 --> 00:55:30,600
It's not your fault, man.
1063
00:55:30,633 --> 00:55:32,200
Derrick:
I know...
I know.
1064
00:55:32,233 --> 00:55:34,833
Hey, man, you--
1065
00:55:34,867 --> 00:55:36,267
I know, I know...
1066
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,600
- Look, man--
- it's not your fault.
1067
00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:40,567
( Whimpering )
My father, he...
1068
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,433
All I heard was,
"it was your fault"...
1069
00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:44,900
( Sobbing )
1070
00:55:44,933 --> 00:55:46,933
Let it out, man...
1071
00:55:50,033 --> 00:55:51,767
( Bawling continues )
1072
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:54,933
Dog, it definitely
ain't your fault--
1073
00:55:54,967 --> 00:55:57,033
get your monkey ass
off me, bitch!
1074
00:55:59,367 --> 00:56:00,467
Hey...
1075
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,000
You seen Derrick?
1076
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:08,700
I don't care if I ever see
the good-for-nothing again.
1077
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,733
I don't think
he's good for nothing.
1078
00:56:13,767 --> 00:56:16,267
I like him.
1079
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:18,467
But I sure hope
Mr. cosmo didn't kill him.
1080
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,300
Why does cosmo
want to kill Derrick?
1081
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:24,700
Because Derrick made me
give Mr. cosmo back his drugs.
1082
00:56:24,733 --> 00:56:29,167
And he gave me his last $20
to take a taxicab home.
1083
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,367
Derrick did that?
1084
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,967
Yep, he's my only,
and best friend.
1085
00:56:39,433 --> 00:56:41,767
I'm sorry, but...
1086
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,467
Little boy,
Derrick's in jail.
1087
00:56:58,767 --> 00:57:00,633
First of all...
1088
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,733
I didn't stab nobody.
1089
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,633
Homeboy just fell
on my knife.
1090
00:57:04,667 --> 00:57:07,167
...22 times.
1091
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,067
( All inmates: )
It's not your fault.
1092
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,700
Yes, it is.
1093
00:57:14,367 --> 00:57:17,700
Man:
Hey, that boy's high.
Put him in solitary.
1094
00:57:20,133 --> 00:57:23,800
Hey, it's the father
and son guards.
1095
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:25,800
How y'all doin'?
1096
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,133
You guys have the same barber?
1097
00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:30,333
Derrick:
Raheem does my face.
1098
00:57:33,067 --> 00:57:34,933
One time, they put alcohol
in the water...
1099
00:57:34,967 --> 00:57:39,167
It stung, whoo!
I was like, "ouch".
1100
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,400
Hello, this shit is stingin'.
Ow, you're hurting me.
1101
00:57:43,133 --> 00:57:45,733
Hey stupid, I told you
not to smoke too much.
1102
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:50,067
Master!
1103
00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:52,833
Master!
1104
00:58:01,433 --> 00:58:03,567
You're not the master.
Who are you?
1105
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,733
The man next to
"the master".
1106
00:58:05,767 --> 00:58:07,567
Who wishes to speak
to the master?
1107
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,500
It is I,
Derrick Clemons.
1108
00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:11,033
The master won't speak to you.
1109
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,067
Why not?
1110
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:14,333
Because you ain't down.
1111
00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:18,400
I am down.
How down do I gotta be?
1112
00:58:18,433 --> 00:58:20,867
I'm down on my ass,
I'm down on my luck...
1113
00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:22,900
Got kicked out the house
today...
1114
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,600
My uncle fired my ass...
1115
00:58:24,633 --> 00:58:26,767
Enough!
You must pass
the worthiness test...
1116
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,367
To speak to the master.
1117
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,233
( Thunderclap )
1118
00:58:36,267 --> 00:58:38,600
What's up, y'all?
1119
00:58:38,633 --> 00:58:41,200
Now, for the first question.
1120
00:58:41,233 --> 00:58:43,167
What was the most popular
Afro pick?
1121
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,333
That supposed to stump me?
The fist.
1122
00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:48,233
What was the second?
1123
00:58:48,267 --> 00:58:50,233
The black-green-red
convertible one.
1124
00:58:50,267 --> 00:58:52,767
It folded up so you wouldn't
poke no holes in your pocket.
1125
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:57,233
It's the end of the month,
you ain't got no money.
What are you gonna eat?
1126
00:58:57,267 --> 00:59:00,867
Give me a little baloney,
fry that up real quick, right?
1127
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:02,933
But you gotta pop the bubble
before you flip...
1128
00:59:02,967 --> 00:59:04,967
Otherwise it won't cook right
on each side.
1129
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,800
Put that with a little ketchup,
and some wonder bread...
That's good as a mug.
1130
00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:09,367
Made y'all hungry with that,
didn't I?
1131
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,533
All right, smart ass.
1132
00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:14,433
What was the most dramatic scene
on television?
1133
00:59:16,267 --> 00:59:18,133
...when penny got burned
with the iron?
1134
00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:21,133
- Let's get down to business.
- That might have been a tie...
1135
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,900
It was real sad
when James died, remember?
1136
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:26,367
"Damn-damn-damn!"
1137
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,600
All right,
it's time to play.
1138
00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:30,500
The sister you most want
to sleep with.
1139
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:32,233
You 'bout to lose this game...
1140
00:59:32,267 --> 00:59:34,600
Halle Berry...
Or Jada?
1141
00:59:34,633 --> 00:59:35,400
Halle.
1142
00:59:35,433 --> 00:59:37,133
- Jada or Janet?
- Janet.
1143
00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:38,933
Janet or Toni Braxton?
1144
00:59:38,967 --> 00:59:40,467
That's a tough one,
but I gotta go with Toni.
1145
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,033
Wise choice.
1146
00:59:43,067 --> 00:59:45,200
Toni, or the girls in TLC?
1147
00:59:45,233 --> 00:59:46,933
Motherfucker,
are you the devil?
1148
00:59:46,967 --> 00:59:48,433
Choose!
1149
00:59:48,467 --> 00:59:50,133
Toni.
1150
00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:50,900
Judges...
1151
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:54,867
( Thunder )
1152
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,367
You are worthy.
1153
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,433
Whoop!
1154
01:00:06,467 --> 01:00:07,867
You may speak
to the master.
1155
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,167
( "Atomic dog" plays )
1156
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,033
How can I help you,
my young--?
1157
01:00:23,067 --> 01:00:25,033
You're a white boy.
1158
01:00:25,067 --> 01:00:28,567
No, no, master,
I'm just light skinded.
1159
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,167
All my life I've been tryin'
so hard to do the right thing.
1160
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,733
All those around me are saying
that I'm good for nothing.
1161
01:00:35,767 --> 01:00:36,933
They're all trippin'.
1162
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,533
I'm beginning to think...
1163
01:00:39,567 --> 01:00:40,867
Maybe they're right,
you know?
1164
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:43,600
Has my life
been for naught?
1165
01:00:43,633 --> 01:00:45,333
Can you...
1166
01:00:45,367 --> 01:00:47,300
Can you give me
the answer, master?
1167
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:49,433
No, I can't give you
the answer.
1168
01:00:49,467 --> 01:00:52,000
But, I can guide you
with the funk.
1169
01:00:52,033 --> 01:00:54,033
Word?
1170
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:56,933
( Shuddering )
1171
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:00,933
M-master...!
1172
01:01:01,967 --> 01:01:03,333
Dance.
1173
01:01:03,367 --> 01:01:06,467
* you've got to learn
to help yourself *
1174
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,500
* learn to roll, y'all
1175
01:01:08,533 --> 01:01:12,100
* don't need no one else
1176
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,633
* shit happens
1177
01:01:14,667 --> 01:01:17,200
* get up...
W-e-f-u-n-k *
1178
01:01:19,033 --> 01:01:20,867
* shit happens
get up, try it again *
1179
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:25,333
* we want some funk,
we gotta have some funk *
1180
01:01:25,367 --> 01:01:27,533
* we gotta have some funk
1181
01:01:27,567 --> 01:01:29,900
* we gotta have some funk
1182
01:01:29,933 --> 01:01:32,167
* we want some funk
1183
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,633
* we gotta have some funk
1184
01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:37,133
* we gotta have some funk
1185
01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:39,200
* we gotta have the funk
1186
01:01:39,233 --> 01:01:39,700
* we
1187
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:40,300
* want
1188
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:41,000
* some
1189
01:01:41,033 --> 01:01:42,033
* funk
1190
01:01:42,067 --> 01:01:44,167
we gotta have some funk *
1191
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,333
* we gotta have some funk
1192
01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:48,500
* we gotta have some funk
1193
01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:51,200
* we want the funk
1194
01:01:51,233 --> 01:01:53,567
* we gotta have the funk
1195
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,933
* we gotta have the funk
1196
01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:58,300
* we gotta have the funk
1197
01:01:59,867 --> 01:02:02,167
* funk 'em, just to see
the look on their face *
1198
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,400
* funk 'em, just to see
the look on their face *
1199
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:05,600
* funk 'em
1200
01:02:05,633 --> 01:02:06,900
* just to see the look
on their face *
1201
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:09,067
* funk 'em, just to see
the look on their face *
1202
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,267
* oh, funk 'em, just to see
the look on their face *
1203
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,567
* funk 'em just to see
the look on their face *
1204
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,867
* you, too
1205
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,933
oh, man! Get me down.
1206
01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:18,367
Cop:
Out.
1207
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,133
Shut up, stupid.
We're being released.
1208
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,967
Get your ass
outta here.
1209
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,933
Hey, you--!
That's the guy...
1210
01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:29,533
Get your ass
outta here!
1211
01:02:29,567 --> 01:02:31,133
You'll be back.
1212
01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:32,900
I'll keep it warm for ya.
1213
01:02:36,567 --> 01:02:38,333
- I was framed!
- Shut up!
1214
01:02:38,367 --> 01:02:40,067
- Framed!
- Shut up!
1215
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:41,600
It's your fault, man.
This is not right.
1216
01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:44,067
How are you doin'?
Got another one, huh?
1217
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,467
..Pig.
1218
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,233
I smell bacon,
don't you?
1219
01:02:47,267 --> 01:02:49,433
Officer, good day.
Good work.
1220
01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:55,133
Anything weird
happen to you in there?
1221
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:58,533
No, but you got high,
and they threw you in solitary.
1222
01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:00,300
No, no,
I mean, like...
1223
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,433
Anybody try to,
like, "visit" you?
1224
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,567
What do you mean?
1225
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,033
Like, did somebody try
to fuck me in the ass?
No, man.
1226
01:03:09,067 --> 01:03:11,767
- Why are you so sensitive?
- Why are you touching me?
1227
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,333
You play too much--
quit, quit!
1228
01:03:14,367 --> 01:03:16,233
What happened
in that basement?
1229
01:03:16,267 --> 01:03:17,933
Damn, you play too much!
1230
01:03:17,967 --> 01:03:20,267
I probably got two strikes--
get the hell off me!
1231
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,833
Be proud of it.
You got a nice one.
1232
01:03:21,867 --> 01:03:23,700
Get the hell off me.
1233
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,767
Yo, ain't that your car?
1234
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,900
Let's pull this Liz-ick quick.
Help me get it back.
1235
01:03:28,933 --> 01:03:30,867
Are you still high?
1236
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:33,733
You must be high.
I'm through fuckin' with you.
1237
01:03:33,767 --> 01:03:35,867
You've been getting me
in trouble all day
over this milk money.
1238
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,000
I'm done.
1239
01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:40,833
Chris, come on, man.
I seen the light, dog.
1240
01:03:40,867 --> 01:03:44,200
I'm a changed man,
all right?
1241
01:03:44,233 --> 01:03:45,800
Some things happened
in there.
1242
01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:48,200
Uh-huh...
1243
01:03:48,233 --> 01:03:50,467
I understand for the first time
in my life what I gotta do.
1244
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:53,000
- It's clear, dog.
- It's "clear"?
1245
01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:54,833
Good--later.
1246
01:03:54,867 --> 01:03:57,333
You ain't gonna help me?
1247
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,233
Fine, be like that.
1248
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:06,300
"Be aatch"!
1249
01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:07,567
Yes.
1250
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,100
( Horn blows )
1251
01:04:23,933 --> 01:04:28,200
Twenty-five, fifty,
seventy-five...
1252
01:04:28,233 --> 01:04:29,867
Gotcha!
1253
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:32,400
( Barking )
1254
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:33,633
Stupid-ass...
1255
01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,600
( Scratch )
1256
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,367
Stupid-ass white boy.
Plain old fuckin' stupid.
1257
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,433
( Muttering )
1258
01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:02,967
- Kick in the money.
- Break yourself right now.
1259
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,500
Come on, hurry up.
1260
01:05:05,533 --> 01:05:07,667
What's up, man?
What happened to you?
1261
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:08,967
Long-ass story...
1262
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,933
Jamol?
1263
01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:12,900
What's up, dog?
1264
01:05:12,933 --> 01:05:15,333
Your sister still work
at "drug dealer beepers"?
1265
01:05:15,367 --> 01:05:18,333
No, homie.
Who is "jamol"?
1266
01:05:18,367 --> 01:05:21,167
"Who is jamol"?
1267
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,867
Derrick:
Last time I checked...
1268
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:27,467
I knew a "jamol Johnson"
at 1911 H south Crenshaw.
1269
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,900
( Gunfire )
1270
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,000
That's a new hat, jamol!
1271
01:05:50,633 --> 01:05:53,067
Jamol...?
1272
01:05:55,633 --> 01:05:58,267
( Dramatic weeping )
1273
01:06:01,433 --> 01:06:03,567
Damn!
1274
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,233
Damn!
1275
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,333
I'm gonna miss y'all, man.
1276
01:06:21,367 --> 01:06:23,967
Willie...
1277
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,467
Nobody could hit the switches
like your ass.
1278
01:06:28,933 --> 01:06:31,300
Whiskers...
1279
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:33,000
You a bad motherfucker.
1280
01:06:39,033 --> 01:06:41,133
I'm not dead yet,
motherfucker!
1281
01:06:45,967 --> 01:06:47,733
( Sirens )
1282
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:56,000
Fuck!
1283
01:07:00,567 --> 01:07:03,467
I am done playing
with the white man.
1284
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,733
Yeah!
1285
01:07:04,767 --> 01:07:06,533
Violence is all
that the white man understands.
1286
01:07:06,567 --> 01:07:07,700
Yes!
1287
01:07:07,733 --> 01:07:10,000
So, arm yourselves,
brothers.
1288
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,133
It is time for us now
1289
01:07:19,167 --> 01:07:21,233
to seek out whitey
where he works...
1290
01:07:21,267 --> 01:07:23,200
And where he lives.
Seek him out!
1291
01:07:23,233 --> 01:07:25,400
We have to go
to the ski lodges...
1292
01:07:25,433 --> 01:07:27,000
The tanning salons...
1293
01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:29,600
Coffeehouses...
And kill whitey.
1294
01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:30,900
Kill whitey!
Whitey must die!
1295
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,600
Die, die, die, die!
1296
01:07:45,433 --> 01:07:48,100
You mother fuckers!
1297
01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:58,733
How dare y'all have
the "kill whitey" meeting...
1298
01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:01,100
And not invite me, y'all?
1299
01:08:01,133 --> 01:08:03,333
Huh?
1300
01:08:03,367 --> 01:08:06,000
How y'all think
that makes me feel
as a person?
1301
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,333
Yeah, look away, Jesse...
1302
01:08:09,367 --> 01:08:11,167
Look your ass away,
look away.
1303
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,167
Who's the only one who
supported your ass
1304
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,367
when you wanted to open
that paint your own pottery
business?
1305
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,533
- ...you did.
- What?
1306
01:08:16,567 --> 01:08:18,233
- You did...!
- "You did."
1307
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,033
I did.
1308
01:08:22,067 --> 01:08:24,733
T.K., turn the damn gun
the right way, man...
1309
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,167
You gonna blow
your homies up.
1310
01:08:28,367 --> 01:08:32,000
Who helped you carry the pies
to the church picnic?
1311
01:08:32,033 --> 01:08:34,233
Oh, you definitely did.
1312
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,200
'Twan, gene...
1313
01:08:37,233 --> 01:08:39,567
I helped you motherfuckers
get in here.
1314
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,533
Talkin' about, "help me out,
I need your vote, Derrick."
1315
01:08:42,567 --> 01:08:46,200
You lucky I don't tell them
what's really goin' on
with y'all.
1316
01:08:46,233 --> 01:08:49,567
Whose idea was it
to have a snack table?
1317
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,867
Yours.
1318
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:52,267
I came up
with that idea.
1319
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:56,033
Whose idea was it to have
the "kill whitey" bingo night?
1320
01:08:56,067 --> 01:08:57,433
Yours.
1321
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,533
How do y'all think
that makes me feel
as a person?
1322
01:09:01,133 --> 01:09:03,367
Shame on all y'all!
1323
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:08,733
I need to borrow this.
Is that cool?
1324
01:09:08,767 --> 01:09:10,700
Anything.
1325
01:09:10,733 --> 01:09:13,100
Would you do me
one last solid?
1326
01:09:13,133 --> 01:09:14,833
Sure, man.
1327
01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:17,867
( Meeting resumes )
Kill whitey! Whitey must die!
1328
01:09:35,733 --> 01:09:40,967
Mom and dad are always busy
with their work...
1329
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,867
Never have time for me.
1330
01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:46,333
Well, mom and dad...
1331
01:09:46,367 --> 01:09:48,400
Hope you can make it
to the funeral.
1332
01:09:48,433 --> 01:09:50,267
Hey man...!
1333
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:51,967
What the hell you doin'?!
1334
01:09:53,567 --> 01:09:55,400
( Bang )
1335
01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:58,233
I said,
what the hell you doin'?
1336
01:09:58,267 --> 01:10:00,133
I was gonna kill myself.
1337
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,833
Why, "Urk"?
1338
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,867
Nobody ever has time
for me.
1339
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,833
My dad won't even
hang out with me.
1340
01:10:08,867 --> 01:10:12,533
Only on Sundays.
If he has time.
1341
01:10:12,567 --> 01:10:16,400
I wish I could see
my daddies.
1342
01:10:16,433 --> 01:10:18,067
Even for one Sunday.
1343
01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:21,333
- Why can't you?
- 'Cause they're dead, "Urk".
1344
01:10:21,367 --> 01:10:23,300
My first daddy
blew up.
1345
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,300
How?
1346
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:28,100
He was building a bomb
in Ireland...
1347
01:10:28,133 --> 01:10:30,300
To blow up the Russians,
'cause they stole the land
1348
01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:32,467
a long time ago,
and wouldn't give it back.
1349
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:34,700
I thought that was England.
1350
01:10:34,733 --> 01:10:36,300
Where?
1351
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:39,800
( Irish accent )
Why do ye have to
do that here?
1352
01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:43,167
Where should I do it?
Me fancy lab in Buckingham?
1353
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,400
Don't smart off, horse's ass.
Ye know what I mean.
1354
01:10:46,433 --> 01:10:47,900
Shh, woman!
1355
01:10:47,933 --> 01:10:50,133
Ireland needs to be free
o' them English bastards.
1356
01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:53,067
And this is the only t'ing
they'll understand.
1357
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,267
Derrick:
My childhood
in northern Ireland
1358
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:57,900
was carefree and fun.
1359
01:10:57,933 --> 01:10:59,833
I had plenty of toys
to play with.
1360
01:10:59,867 --> 01:11:03,367
But my favorite thing to do
was to fuck with the pigs.
1361
01:11:05,367 --> 01:11:07,733
I hated "the bacon" even then.
1362
01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:14,067
- The lad stole your helmet.
- Ye little bastard, come back!
1363
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,300
Derrick:
After I stole the helmet
from "the man"...
1364
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:29,133
I couldn't wait to get it home
to my dad.
1365
01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:31,167
He always liked surprises.
1366
01:11:35,433 --> 01:11:37,100
Freeze!
1367
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,433
My bad.
1368
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,267
I'm going to America.
1369
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:50,133
My next daddy
was a kindly old sea captain.
1370
01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:51,800
- Shut up!
- I'm going to America!
1371
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:54,433
We had a great time
on the way to America.
1372
01:11:54,467 --> 01:11:57,767
We would sing and dance,
play games...
1373
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,233
It was lots of fun.
1374
01:12:02,433 --> 01:12:04,833
He used to give me
toys and presents.
1375
01:12:05,667 --> 01:12:08,800
One day, he was shooting fish
for dinner.
1376
01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:12,700
I slipped
and fell off the boat.
1377
01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:16,800
You know what, "Urk"?
I never found out
what he caught.
1378
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,333
But my next daddy
was a fisherman.
1379
01:12:19,367 --> 01:12:21,133
And he caught me!
1380
01:12:21,167 --> 01:12:24,600
And he took me to live
in Compton, where we are now.
1381
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,300
Red snapper.
1382
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:32,833
It's hard, sometimes,
you know?
1383
01:12:32,867 --> 01:12:35,500
The answers...
1384
01:12:35,533 --> 01:12:38,333
They ain't always gonna be
right in front of you, "G".
1385
01:12:38,367 --> 01:12:41,467
Sometimes, you gotta look around
a little bit...
1386
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:43,567
And find things, you know?
1387
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,267
I learned a lot today,
that it's about the struggle.
1388
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:52,433
And I learned that I gotta do
what I say I'm gonna do...
1389
01:12:52,467 --> 01:12:55,300
And that I gotta be a man.
1390
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:58,333
That's what's important
to me.
1391
01:12:58,367 --> 01:13:00,233
You're learning things, too.
1392
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:08,733
Derrick,
I ran away.
1393
01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:10,733
I wanna go home.
1394
01:13:10,767 --> 01:13:12,467
How long have you been
a runaway?
1395
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,500
Two weeks.
1396
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,367
Okay...
1397
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,700
Okay, let--
hey, now, come on...
1398
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:25,600
Get off me...
Hey...
1399
01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:27,500
You'll get me arrested.
1400
01:13:28,933 --> 01:13:30,567
I'm gonna call the police...
1401
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,500
I want you to stay right here
until they come, okay?
1402
01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:37,367
It's all good, "G".
1403
01:13:41,233 --> 01:13:42,533
Charles:
Derrick?
1404
01:13:42,567 --> 01:13:44,167
It's all good.
1405
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,333
You know it is, "G".
1406
01:13:46,367 --> 01:13:47,733
All good.
1407
01:13:54,033 --> 01:13:55,967
Yeah, 911?
1408
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,133
I want to report
a runaway kid.
1409
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:02,000
He's over at
43rd place, the park.
1410
01:14:02,033 --> 01:14:05,900
My name? Oh, no...
You don't need my name.
1411
01:14:06,967 --> 01:14:09,133
I know how that works...
1412
01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:11,800
Try to be a good citizen,
and give you information...
1413
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:13,367
I leave my name...
1414
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,833
Next thing you know,
brother's a suspect.
1415
01:14:16,867 --> 01:14:20,600
Oh, yeah? What about the time
you told me I won super bowl
tickets...
1416
01:14:20,633 --> 01:14:23,533
And I got nothing
but handcuffs and fruit punch?
1417
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,767
Okay, let's play it like that.
1418
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,500
Why don't you just...
Say goodbye?
1419
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,900
Yo, dog!
Stay there, don't--
1420
01:14:40,233 --> 01:14:41,967
that's the guy
who stole my camera!
1421
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,800
Hey, y'all,
what's happenin'?
1422
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:48,500
Nice cars,
nice tint.
1423
01:14:48,533 --> 01:14:51,367
My homeboy does tint for free.
He'll--oh, shit...
1424
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,167
Ann!
1425
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,867
- Look at you.
- Hello, Mrs. Clemons.
1426
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:06,467
What are you doing here?
1427
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,500
I came to talk to you
about Derrick.
1428
01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:12,000
Has he been acting
kinda strange lately?
1429
01:15:12,033 --> 01:15:14,133
What kinda "strange"?
1430
01:15:14,167 --> 01:15:17,400
I don't know, like...
Responsible?
1431
01:15:17,433 --> 01:15:21,900
Girl, come in, we need to talk.
You know I put him out.
1432
01:15:21,933 --> 01:15:24,200
- No...
- Um-hmm!
1433
01:15:25,467 --> 01:15:26,900
( Kung-fu sound effects )
1434
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,267
Yo, yo...
1435
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:33,400
Back the fuck up.
I got this.
1436
01:15:37,067 --> 01:15:38,900
Just make sure
you kick his ass!
1437
01:15:39,533 --> 01:15:41,933
You lucky,
motherfucker.
1438
01:15:45,067 --> 01:15:46,633
I'm sorry, dog.
1439
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,000
We was gonna go back for you,
we tried...
1440
01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:51,500
( Whimpering )
1441
01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:55,333
It's okay...
1442
01:15:55,367 --> 01:15:57,933
Just gimme a hug.
1443
01:15:57,967 --> 01:16:01,167
Let's just bond.
I wanna bond with you.
1444
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:04,000
It's okay.
I'm here for you.
1445
01:16:04,033 --> 01:16:06,200
Hug me, hug me.
1446
01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:10,900
Hurry up, sweetie.
Scurry over to my s-s-scooter.
1447
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:13,967
Just stop it.
1448
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,833
I'll be with you
in s-seventeen s-seconds.
1449
01:16:16,867 --> 01:16:19,433
Cool your engines,
Jesus.
1450
01:16:19,467 --> 01:16:21,833
One...Two...
1451
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,833
Thank you, Derrick.
You're so sweet.
1452
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,100
Coming, sweetie.
1453
01:16:32,133 --> 01:16:35,267
Let's go to San Diego
for the Streisand concert.
1454
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,300
Bye, Derrick.
1455
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,767
( Chanting )
Kill whitey, kill whitey...
1456
01:16:44,533 --> 01:16:46,533
Kill whitey!
1457
01:16:55,033 --> 01:16:56,800
Mama:
Derrick, is that you?
1458
01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:58,833
Yes, mama.
1459
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,333
- Are you all right?
- Yes, mama.
1460
01:17:03,367 --> 01:17:04,900
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yeah, mama.
1461
01:17:04,933 --> 01:17:07,400
What happened to you?
1462
01:17:07,433 --> 01:17:08,867
You know,
same old-same old...
1463
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,033
Just another day
in the hood.
1464
01:17:11,067 --> 01:17:13,433
I got something for you.
Would you like to see it ?
1465
01:17:13,467 --> 01:17:16,067
M-m-milk!
Milk, mama!
1466
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:18,600
M-I-...
1467
01:17:18,633 --> 01:17:19,633
Milk!
1468
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:21,233
Right there!
1469
01:17:21,267 --> 01:17:23,433
You said I couldn't do it...
But I did it, didn't I, mama?
1470
01:17:23,467 --> 01:17:27,033
( Singing )
I won the bet
with my ma-ma...
1471
01:17:27,067 --> 01:17:30,600
Oh, Derrick...
Stop it.
1472
01:17:30,633 --> 01:17:33,400
Humph...
This is whole milk.
1473
01:17:33,433 --> 01:17:36,400
You know we don't drink
nothing but nonfat.
1474
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:40,100
Mama, hold up.
1475
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:43,900
You ain't gonna
kick me out, are you?
1476
01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:45,933
I should.
1477
01:17:45,967 --> 01:17:48,267
But your uncle called
and told me
1478
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:50,967
about the brave thing you did
with that gangster.
1479
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:55,333
And Ann told me what you did
for that little boy.
1480
01:17:55,367 --> 01:17:56,867
Ann called?
1481
01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:59,600
No, she's here.
I'm having her over for dinner.
1482
01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:01,333
Ann...?
1483
01:18:04,433 --> 01:18:05,867
Hello.
1484
01:18:06,367 --> 01:18:08,033
Ann...
1485
01:18:08,067 --> 01:18:11,033
Girl, I didn't think
I was ever gonna see you again.
1486
01:18:11,067 --> 01:18:12,133
Shh.
1487
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,633
I've been thinking,
Derrick.
1488
01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:16,833
And...
1489
01:18:16,867 --> 01:18:18,733
If you don't mind.
Maybe...
1490
01:18:18,767 --> 01:18:21,733
You and I can...
Try to work things out?
1491
01:18:21,767 --> 01:18:24,700
Oh, my God.
That's all I ever wanted.
1492
01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:27,467
That's why I've been
hanging out in the bushes
and stalking you and stuff.
1493
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,533
I'm gonna make you so happy,
I'm gonna take you places...
1494
01:18:30,567 --> 01:18:31,933
I'll buy you things...
1495
01:18:31,967 --> 01:18:34,033
I'll buy you the rest
of that sweater...
1496
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,233
Just shut up
and kiss me.
1497
01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:42,033
Who let all these flies
in here?
1498
01:18:42,067 --> 01:18:44,433
( Constant chatter )
1499
01:18:52,733 --> 01:18:54,467
Mama:
Derrick, say grace.
1500
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,533
Shut up, Tiki.
1501
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,400
Lord, thank you for this food
we are about to eat...
1502
01:19:01,433 --> 01:19:03,933
Thank you that we can
all be together as a family.
1503
01:19:03,967 --> 01:19:06,000
God bless daddy,
and my other daddy--
1504
01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:07,000
mama:
Amen.
1505
01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:08,733
But, mama...
I wasn't even done.
1506
01:19:08,767 --> 01:19:10,400
( Bickering resumes )
1507
01:19:15,033 --> 01:19:17,033
Derrick?
1508
01:19:17,067 --> 01:19:18,900
That's the little boy
that you helped today.
1509
01:19:18,933 --> 01:19:21,133
( TV )
After several weeks
of being a runaway...
1510
01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:22,933
Young Charles is safe
with his family.
1511
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:25,333
Tiki, turn that up.
I want to hear what they say.
1512
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,467
Now, this was
a well-publicized case...
1513
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:36,800
Partly because of the reward,
$500,000.
1514
01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:38,100
( All gasp )
1515
01:19:40,933 --> 01:19:43,400
There was a man who called
the 911 operator...
1516
01:19:43,433 --> 01:19:45,000
But he didn't leave his name.
1517
01:19:45,033 --> 01:19:47,567
According to my son
he helped him a great deal.
1518
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,967
That's why I'm trying
to locate him...
1519
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,400
So that I can see
that he gets his reward.
1520
01:19:51,433 --> 01:19:52,633
( More gasping )
1521
01:19:54,967 --> 01:19:56,933
Can you tell more about the man
so that we can find him?
1522
01:19:56,967 --> 01:19:58,467
We're gonna be rich!
1523
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,467
He called me,
"little gay Urkel"...
1524
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,800
He do look like
a little gay Urkel, though.
1525
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,000
He told me everything
would be all right...
1526
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:05,967
And it was all good.
1527
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,967
Aw, baby.
I'm so proud of you.
1528
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,900
Can you tell us
what this man looked like?
1529
01:20:10,933 --> 01:20:12,033
We're gonna be rich!
1530
01:20:12,067 --> 01:20:13,867
I can't see very well...
1531
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:17,933
But I think he had a hat on.
And his name was Derrick.
1532
01:20:17,967 --> 01:20:19,900
( Yelps and screams )
1533
01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:25,200
And...
1534
01:20:26,033 --> 01:20:27,000
And...
1535
01:20:27,033 --> 01:20:28,067
And...
1536
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:29,900
And he was
a black guy!
1537
01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:35,100
That's why it's over!
1538
01:20:35,133 --> 01:20:37,533
( Yelling )
1539
01:20:41,767 --> 01:20:46,733
Derrick:
Every day begins and ends
the exact same way for me.
1540
01:20:46,767 --> 01:20:48,500
Only, this day
was a little bit better...
1541
01:20:48,533 --> 01:20:51,200
'Cause I found Charles' daddy
and told him the whole story.
1542
01:20:51,233 --> 01:20:53,067
He decided I wasn't
bright enough
1543
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,733
to think up a story
that crazy.
1544
01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:57,667
Now, I've got the money
1545
01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:00,633
and opened up
my paint your own pottery
business all over the hood.
1546
01:21:00,667 --> 01:21:02,700
And you know what?
It's all good.
1547
01:21:23,033 --> 01:21:25,033
God-damn, ho'.
1548
01:21:25,067 --> 01:21:27,900
It's about time
you got here,
motherfucker.
1549
01:21:27,933 --> 01:21:30,033
Next time your mouth opens,
1550
01:21:30,067 --> 01:21:31,833
I want you quoting a price,
or sucking a dick.
1551
01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:06,900
Damn, you look like you been
in a car wreck.
1552
01:22:06,933 --> 01:22:08,467
I can't be sellin' this pie
lookin' like that.
1553
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,067
You couldn't sell crack
to an ass.
1554
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:12,600
Watch out now.
Look at you...
1555
01:22:12,633 --> 01:22:14,633
You're supposed to be in cars,
not chasing them.
1556
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,667
This is how you tell
a real pimp.
1557
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:39,433
A real pimp, when he's talkin'
always moves his hands...
1558
01:22:39,467 --> 01:22:40,867
So he can show his jewelry.
1559
01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:42,867
'Cause ho's like shiny shit.
1560
01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:45,700
Talkin' to one there,
and one there...
1561
01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:47,367
A fake pimp, though...
1562
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,400
You can tell a fake pimp.
1563
01:22:49,433 --> 01:22:51,833
A fake pimp's always laughing
at shit that ain't funny.
You know...
1564
01:22:54,767 --> 01:22:55,767
Whoo!
1565
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,300
This is bullshit, okay?
1566
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:56,167
Ho's ain't ho's
like they used to be.
1567
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,400
Ho's used to be the shit!
1568
01:23:57,433 --> 01:23:59,633
I remember ho's used to
stay in bed so long...
1569
01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:01,867
You had to teach them
how to walk again.
1570
01:24:37,367 --> 01:24:39,567
A real pimp never buys his ho'
no watch.
1571
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,100
'Cause the ho' don't know
what time it is.
1572
01:24:41,133 --> 01:24:42,300
It's time to make
some money, ho'!
1573
01:26:09,267 --> 01:26:10,300
Ha, ha, ha...
1574
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:12,000
That's all.
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