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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love
boat"]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you, and
love, life's sweetest reward,
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let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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Love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Bon bini, ladies
and gentlemen,
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which means welcome on the
island of curucao, or korsou,
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as it's pronounced
by the inhabitants.
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The city of willemstad with
its neatly shaped houses
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and orange tile
roofs await you, so
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enjoy your day on this
picturesque island
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in the netherland antilles.
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Launches will be leaving
from the port side of the ship
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to the shopping
center of curucao.
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This should help you find
your way around curucao.
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Oh, thank you.
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Do you have any suggestions
of what I might see?
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Well, um, actually, I haven't
been there in a long time.
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I was planning on reacquainting
myself with the sites.
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Alone?
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Yes.
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Do you want some company?
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Well, isn't your wife going?
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Well, she was,
yeah, but she isn't.
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I mean, she's not feel too well.
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Anyway, I'm sure
she wouldn't mind.
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Well, ok, if you don't
mind waiting while I change.
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I wasn't really excited about
spending the day alone anyway.
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Great, then we can
both be alone, together.
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Ok.
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Excuse me, but if you're
waiting for the tour
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into curucao, they're
meeting in the terrace room.
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Oh, thanks, but i'm
going it alone today.
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I was just waiting for
my husband to bring
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me some maps of curucao.
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He's late as usual.
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Haha.
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Have you tried nagging?
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It's probably why he's late.
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Haha.
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Ok.
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You know, Isaac, what were
you and that lovely lady
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talking about?
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Her late husband.
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So young to be a widow.
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Hello.
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Ace Evans, ship's photographer.
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May I help you?
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Oh, thanks.
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I was just waiting for
some maps of curucao.
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Oh, you don't need a map.
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Why don't you let
me be your guide?
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Oh, do you know curucao?
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No, but I have a map.
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Why not?
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All right.
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Dad, I am so sorry.
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This is the second and last
time you miss the ship, vickie.
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We'll talk about it later alone.
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Right now, I'm happy
you're both back safely.
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Thank you, burl.
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I can't tell you
how worried we were.
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From what I've been
told, Helen, Curtis
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really took charge of things.
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I did, mom.
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Well, now I'm taking charge.
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We're going back to the ship.
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You two are cleaning
up, and we're
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going to see curucao together.
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Let's go.
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Oh, I was worried
sick about you,
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but I'm very proud
of you, Curtis.
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Thank you.
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I have something to
tell you that will
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make you even prouder.
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I've asked Vicki to marry me.
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Ace?
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Yeah.
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This day's turning out
better than I expected.
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Great.
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I really feel alive.
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Well, life is for the living.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I, I shouldn't have said that.
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Oh, no.
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It doesn't matter.
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I was just thinking
about my husband.
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Well, I'm sure
wherever he is, he'd be
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glad you're enjoying yourself.
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And wherever he is, I hope
he's happy, but not too happy.
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Adam, look.
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Isn't that Diane?
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Yeah, and with ace.
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But I thought she and Jim were
each coming into town alone.
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I guess Jim didn't tell ace.
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Hi, Mrs. Rolly.
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Why, Vicki, how
nice to see you back.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's nice to be back, especially
after a hot shower and a sauna.
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Wait a minute.
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Aren't you going into curucao?
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I thought you'd be sightseeing
with the general and the kids.
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Oh, well, I decided to
take a day off for myself.
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Uh, children can
be a little tiring.
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Well, you should know,
with 15 grandchildren.
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Uh, yes.
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I should know.
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You know, just between
you and me, I mean,
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the menudo kids are terrific,
but I bet the general
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would rather be with you.
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I'm afraid that's
one bet you'd lose.
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I wonder why Mrs. Rolly
didn't come with us today.
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Well, I think she
had other plans.
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I think she misses
her grandchildren.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I think she does.
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All right, say cheese.
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That's too fatty.
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How about yogurt?
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Haha.
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That's great.
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Hey, you want me to take a
picture of you guys together?
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Sure would you?
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All right, yeah.
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Yeah, we'd like to.
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Look to your right.
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Come on, closer together.
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Come on, put your
arms out on her.
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I always said children should
be seen and not heard, huh.
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Kiss her.
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Kiss her.
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Kiss her.
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Come on, kiss her.
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Kiss her.
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All right.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Well, you ready for a
little more sightseeing?
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Sure.
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No, no.
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I will pay for the drinks.
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No, don't be silly.
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My treat.
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Oh.
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My husband left
me plenty of money.
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See, almost $50.
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Um, finish you drink.
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I'll go and freshen up.
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I'll meet you by
the street edge.
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Oh, ok.
I'll see you there.
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Ok.
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Thank you.
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Hello, ace.
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Oh, hi, Judy.
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How are you?
- Oh.
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Oh, Jim.
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This is ace, the
ship's photographer.
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- Hi, Jim.
- Hey.
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You alone.
You want to join us?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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My date's waiting.
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Oh, who's the lucky lady?
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Oh, just a poor lonely
widow, and I mean poor.
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Careful, that kind
can be dangerous.
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But worth it.
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The only thing she is
more than poor is pretty.
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She as pretty as mine?
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Well, I'd say you'd be
a winner with either one.
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See you around.
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Yeah, bye-bye.
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Ladies and
gentlemen, we hope you
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enjoyed your day in curucao.
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The royal Princess
is now ready to set
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sail for the Panama canal.
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Hi, general.
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Hi.
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I see menudo's given you
a few minutes to yourself.
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Did you have an enjoyable
time in curucao?
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Yes, it's very pleasant.
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Thank you.
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Ah, good.
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I found Mrs. Rolly inside.
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I'm sure she'll be
out in a minute.
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Oh, well, it's a bit
tiring, all that sightseeing.
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I think I'll take a
nap before dinner.
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Excuse me.
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Maybe he didn't
hear what you said.
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Dad, since it was already
dark and we didn't know our way
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around, Curtis thought
it would be safer
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to spend the night on the
beach rather than to try
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to walk all the way into town.
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You do believe me,
don't you, dad?
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Of course I do.
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I just think you
should have acted
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in a more responsible way.
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It was up to you to get
back to the ship on time.
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I know.
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And I promise, nothing like
that will ever happen again.
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I know it won't.
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Discussion closed forever.
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Dad.
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Hmm?
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Were you worried?
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Oh.
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Dad, there is one other
thing I have to tell you.
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Merrill?
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Oh, there you are, you two.
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Oh, Helen.
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Where's Curtis?
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Oh, he turned in early.
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I think he was tired
after all his land travel.
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I'm sure, uh, Vicki has told
you about my romantic son
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asking her to marry him.
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Marry him?
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That's what I was
gonna tell you, dad.
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But I didn't know
if he was serious.
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Oh, he thinks
he's quite serious.
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Thinks?
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Curtis looks at life
in a very simple way.
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He's, uh, more direct
and naive than most boys.
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That's part of what
makes him so attractive.
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Yes it is.
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It's also part of his condition.
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You see, Vicki, Curtis was
brain damaged when he was born.
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He's slightly
retarded, but with very
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hard work and special
schools and therapy,
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he's made great strides.
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He certainly has.
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I'm sorry, Vicki, but I just
thought you ought to know.
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How did you all
enjoy your day apart?
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No, no, I mean in port.
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I had a wonderful time.
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Me too.
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Sometimes being
by yourself makes
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you appreciate what you have.
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I know exactly how you feel.
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Oh, hi, Diane.
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Great day, wasn't it.
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Oh, hi, uh, king.
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Ace.
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Ace.
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It's nice to see
you again, Jim.
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You too, Trudy.
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Judy.
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Trudy?
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King?
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And I gave her the best
hours of my whole life.
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So you were alone, huh?
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I'm not blind,
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so how come you needed
a seeing eye blonde?
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Ok, so I had company,
and I had a very good time.
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Well, I had an
even better time.
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Good.
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Why don't we just
keep it that way?
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I think you two have
got the right idea.
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Adam, do you think we
made divorce a little too
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attractive to them?
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Good morning, passengers.
267
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Today is the day you've
been waiting for,
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the Panama canal, which
links the Atlantic
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and pacific oceans.
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On November 18th, 1903,
Panama and the United States
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under president
Theodore Roosevelt
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signed the Panama canal treaty.
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The canal is 50 miles
long, and it will take us
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eight hours to go through it.
275
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So get your cameras.
276
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You don't want to miss
this incredible site.
277
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,069
Isn't this exciting, Curtis?
278
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,824
Yes.
279
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:06,704
I'm glad I'm seeing it with you.
280
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,070
It makes it even more special.
281
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,908
Curtis, I've been thinking
about what you asked me.
282
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,208
I was afraid to bring it up.
283
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,591
Uh, I wasn't sure whether you
had made your mind up or not.
284
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,047
Curtis, I care for
you a great deal.
285
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,604
But I just think
it's too soon to rush
286
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,930
into things like marriage.
287
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,637
But I love you.
288
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:41,067
I know, and it means
a lot to me that you do.
289
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,858
But I just think that we both
have a lot of experiencing--
290
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,612
mother.
291
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,454
My mother told you
about me, didn't she?
292
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,408
That has nothing
to do with it.
293
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,245
Yes, it does.
294
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:02,630
It's been like
this my whole life.
295
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:08,051
Kids were always running away
from me, making fun of me.
296
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,723
Curtis, I'm not
running away from you.
297
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,392
I still want to see you.
298
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,931
Maybe in time,
something could develop.
299
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:22,194
No, nothing will
develop, because I'm slow.
300
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,232
Simple.
301
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,226
What does she say, retarded?
302
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,473
Hey, you guys, que pasa.
303
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,759
Where's general creston?
304
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,433
Mrs. Rolly, right?
305
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,182
You ok?
306
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,354
I don't know.
307
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,932
General creston and Mrs.
rolly really like each other,
308
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,887
but all of the sudden,
they just stopped talking.
309
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,808
Ah, adults.
310
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,936
Sometimes they're hard
to figure out, huh.
311
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,023
You're not kidding.
312
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,778
I just wish we could
get them together.
313
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,241
Well, maybe your
group should sing them
314
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,240
an old fashioned love song.
315
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,452
Wrong, my dear,
but almost right.
316
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:19,044
Maybe what he needs is
a new love song, hmm?
317
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:19,751
Vaminos.
318
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,120
I've got an idea.
319
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,208
Adam and Nancy
must be really sick
320
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,218
of another boogie at the canal.
321
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,009
Did, uh, did Adam say
what was the matter?
322
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,182
No, but they must
be feeling bad enough,
323
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,721
so see if you can act
civil in front of them.
324
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:37,715
Don't worry.
325
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,056
If I'm civil to you,
it'll be really acting.
326
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,105
Come in.
327
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,645
Nancy, Adam.
328
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,856
What happened?
329
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,815
I don't know.
330
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,655
I think it's a reaction
to something Nancy
331
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,909
insisted we eat in curucao.
332
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:57,622
He thinks.
333
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:58,541
Some great doctor.
334
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,869
Get me some more lotion.
335
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,413
What are you, helpless?
336
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,997
Get it yourself.
337
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,131
Hey, what's the
matter with you two?
338
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,210
I thought you were supposed
to be happily divorced.
339
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,715
I thought so too, but
then I got over my amnesia.
340
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,049
The only thing
she didn't forget
341
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,223
was how to spend my money.
342
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,513
Well, listen to El cheapo.
343
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,386
You never bought me one thing.
344
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,353
Go away now.
345
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,432
I'll buy you anything you like.
346
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,348
You know, all those
years we were married,
347
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,346
we only went away one time.
348
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,647
I only took you with
me then so I wouldn't
349
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,191
have to kiss you goodbye.
350
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,074
We'll be running along.
351
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,447
When I divorced you,
I should have taken
352
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,200
you for every penny you had.
- How could you?
353
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,571
You took it when
we were married.
354
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,870
Do you think they fell for it?
355
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,956
I hope that we convinced
them, that, uh,
356
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,381
divorced couples
do not always get
357
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,539
along as well as they thought.
358
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,247
Well, we gave
it our best shot.
359
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,167
Why don't you come here
and kiss me, you crazy man?
360
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,837
I've got a better idea.
361
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,335
Why don't I just connect
the dots on your face
362
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:56,466
and see if I win a prize?
363
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,151
Anne, hi.
364
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:12,904
Hi.
365
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,895
Oh, isn't this a
marvelous treat?
366
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,356
Oh, this whole trip's
been a treat for me.
367
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,117
And I made a couple of
significant discoveries.
368
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,910
Which are?
369
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,504
I found someone who's very
important in my personal life.
370
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,421
I love you.
371
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,959
Oh, I love you too, Larry.
372
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,547
And I found
someone who could be
373
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,426
important in my business life.
374
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,603
Oh?
375
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,892
So you found the person
you want for the job?
376
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,386
Absolutely.
377
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,057
Well, I can't make
it official until I
378
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,145
clear it with my partners.
379
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,609
I'm on my way to make
the call right now.
380
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,190
I'll see you later.
381
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,624
Sorry.
382
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,451
Oh, you don't look very happy.
383
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,576
What's the matter?
384
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,212
That louse Larry's gonna
give the job to Andy.
385
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,499
Well, that's just
what you wanted.
386
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,292
You should feel great.
387
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,085
Yeah, but I fell
in love with the guy.
388
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,049
Hey, that's great.
389
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,720
Why is everything
always great with you two?
390
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,720
It isn't great?
391
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,551
Sounded pretty great to me.
392
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,814
We are now entering the
miraflores locks, ladies
393
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,318
and gentlemen, the final
phase of the Panama canal,
394
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,441
the gateway to the pacific.
395
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,929
Merrill, I was wrong.
396
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,972
I shouldn't have interfered.
397
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,767
Curtis and Vicki could have
taken care of the situation
398
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,811
on their own.
399
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,105
You're a mother.
400
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,608
You don't want your
son to be hurt.
401
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,191
I want him to be independent.
402
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,696
On the other hand,
I'm frightened to let
403
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,659
him go it alone.
404
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,619
Letting go and trusting your
child to live his own life,
405
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,212
that's one of the most important
things a parent has to do.
406
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,668
You do it so well.
407
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,789
Hmm.
408
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,285
For me, it's,
it's a big struggle
409
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,918
knowing Curtis's limitations.
410
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,085
We all have limitations.
411
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,843
We've learned to
live through ours.
412
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,336
Curtis will learn
to live through his.
413
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,428
But it's been so hard for him.
414
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,555
Helen, Curtis is
doing just fine.
415
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:56,403
Everything you wanted and
worked for has happened.
416
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,691
Now it's time for you to
get on with your own life.
417
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,494
I think I've forgotten how.
418
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,664
Let me try to remind you.
419
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,102
Hi.
420
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,273
Oh, hi, Andy.
421
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,520
Judy said, you were,
uh looking for me.
422
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,353
You're a hard man to find.
423
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,898
Look, I'll, I'll get
right to the point.
424
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,193
I know why a lot of companies
are anxious to hire you.
425
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,567
You've got a lot on the ball.
426
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:45,914
Thanks.
427
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,619
I've decided to
hire somebody else.
428
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,083
Oh.
429
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,122
Well, who's the lucky guy?
430
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,957
I am.
431
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,632
She's gonna make real
contributions to my company.
432
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,551
She?
433
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,720
Yeah, I've decided
to hire Anne Lester.
434
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,550
Anne?
435
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:10,925
Yeah, I think I
was wrong about her,
436
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,104
and I think she deserves
a chance to prove it.
437
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,524
She got all the
qualifications, the background,
438
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,364
intelligence, integrity.
439
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,740
You were fine up
until integrity.
440
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,462
Anne.
441
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,632
It's unbelievable.
442
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:48,337
Incredible.
443
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,046
You had me.
444
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,466
I was completely buffaloed.
445
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,055
Well, congratulations.
446
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,599
I got to hand it to you.
447
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,893
You've got spunk.
448
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,357
You gambled, and you
won yourself a job.
449
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,858
But stay out of the
rest of my life.
450
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:22,381
Good morning and
welcome to another
451
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,010
beautiful, warm, sunny day.
452
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,378
For those of you who partook
of the midnight buffet,
453
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:30,295
you can atone at our aerobics
class on the sun deck.
454
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,518
And up.
455
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:44,982
To the side.
456
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,659
Hi.
457
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,449
Oh, hi.
458
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,742
Now let's jog.
459
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,169
Oh, I can't get over
it, Adam and Nancy sniping
460
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,419
each other like that yesterday.
461
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,170
Sniping?
462
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,251
It was like a full scale war.
463
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,008
There they were, needing each
other, and all they could do
464
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,380
was needle each other.
465
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,888
They seemed to get along well.
466
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,969
[Inaudible] When
thing's get tough.
467
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,555
Yeah, well, anybody
could be happy
468
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,770
when everything's going right.
469
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,939
Like the short time me
and you have spent together?
470
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,399
They didn't even make
it through the cruise.
471
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:27,399
Well, there's no
commitment in divorce.
472
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,994
There is in marriage, total.
473
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,576
Think we're losing ours?
474
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,699
Not if I have anything
to say about it.
475
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,537
Well, say something, damn it.
476
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,127
Hold it, you two.
477
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:50,625
That exercise doesn't
come til later.
478
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:11,109
Well, I'm sorry things didn't
work out between you and Larry,
479
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,574
romantically, anyway.
480
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,744
Well, I have no one
to blame but myself.
481
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,373
Wish there was something
I could do to help.
482
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:32,052
Curtis, I know you're angry
with me, and you're right.
483
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,682
I shouldn't have interfered.
484
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,838
I shouldn't have told Vicki.
485
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,597
It's probably better.
486
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,600
She would've just
found out anyway.
487
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:45,023
Dropped me later instead of now.
488
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,193
Oh, now you're
being unfair to Vicky.
489
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,772
I mean, I, I was wrong.
490
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,728
Now I think you're wrong.
491
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,823
Wrong?
492
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,866
Not to give Vicki
a chance like I
493
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,740
didn't give you a chance.
494
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:13,875
You've been changing in front
of my eyes, becoming a man.
495
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,795
I didn't see it.
496
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,555
You're not my
little boy anymore.
497
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,098
I'll always be
your little boy.
498
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,101
I'm just grown up now.
499
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:57,801
Are you sure this
is gonna work, gopher?
500
00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:01,644
Just as sure as I know
my name is gopher Smith.
501
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,971
Your real name is burl.
502
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:11,731
Dinner at creston.
503
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:12,765
Hi, Ricky, gentlemen.
504
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,027
Anything the matter?
505
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,109
Nothing to do with
my [inaudible]??
506
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,033
Oh, no, no, no.
507
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:16,901
Nothing like that at all.
508
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,236
General, uh, menudo
needs your help.
509
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,492
Robby says you're
fluent in Spanish,
510
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,453
and I have a song that needs
to be translated into English
511
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,544
so they can sing
it at the concert.
512
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,290
Muy bien.
513
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,621
Ayudo con gusto.
514
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,247
All right, fine.
515
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,804
I'll be glad to help.
516
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,629
Hmm.
517
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,434
Oh, seems like a love song.
518
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,798
It shouldn't be too difficult.
519
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,345
Uh, sir, why don't you do it
on this blank piece of paper?
520
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,849
That way it will be
easier for them to see it.
521
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:44,640
All right.
522
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:46,812
Let me see.
523
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:52,231
I miss the hours I shared
with you, your happy smile
524
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,613
and lovely laugh.
525
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,730
Doesn't rhyme very
well, does it?
526
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,106
Well, they never rhyme
when you translate it.
527
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:57,903
Oh, I see.
528
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,454
Your happy smile.
529
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:13,500
One moment, please.
530
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,669
- Mrs. Rolly.
- Yes?
531
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:20,046
Oh, I'm sorry to
bother you so late,
532
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,093
but gopher asked
me to deliver this.
533
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,177
He thought it
might be important.
534
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,351
The general left it for
you at the purser's desk.
535
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,720
General creston?
536
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:28,517
Right.
537
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,270
Oh.
538
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:37,146
Shall I wait for a reply?
539
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,493
Uh, no, thank you.
540
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:40,279
No reply.
541
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:43,821
Not yet, anyway.
542
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:02,716
Mind if I join you?
543
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,640
Of course not.
544
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,006
I was pretty
rude the other day.
545
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:12,017
Everybody can get
mad now and then.
546
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:23,400
Vicki, I know now that when
something doesn't work out,
547
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,568
I can't blame it
on a disability.
548
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,408
Curtis, you don't have
to apologize for anything.
549
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,164
I want to.
550
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,287
I need to be responsible.
551
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:38,884
Curtis, you are a very
responsible young man.
552
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:44,802
Hearing that from you
makes me very happy.
553
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:45,724
You make me very happy.
554
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:57,558
I guess we had what they
call a shipboard romance.
555
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,897
A memorable romance.
556
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:08,368
I just know I'm not
ready for marriage.
557
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,489
I don't think I am either.
558
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:18,375
You'll always be very
special to me, my first love.
559
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:53,159
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to acapulco, Mexico's paradise
560
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,164
by the sea.
561
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,535
Enjoy windsurfing,
parasailing, bargain
562
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,633
hunting and gourmet dining.
563
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,128
We're sure this will be a day
to remember, so be in tempo.
564
00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:31,008
[Interposing voices]
565
00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,222
Yeah, ok.
566
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,523
Guys, what, now what
do I hold onto here?
567
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,178
Hey, now, smile.
568
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,187
Smile.
569
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,769
Good.
570
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:43,564
Ah!
571
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,569
Ah!
572
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:57,451
Ah!
573
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,115
Great!
574
00:33:59,203 --> 00:33:59,873
Whoa!
575
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,494
Oh, that was fantastic.
576
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,990
Come on, hey, let's
go do that again.
577
00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:34,741
That was fantastic.
578
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,492
You guys have got to try this.
579
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,834
That was great.
580
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,830
That was great.
581
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,831
Oh, perfect.
582
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,213
Isn't this a coincidence?
583
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,166
I told Mrs. Rolly here
I wanted to take her
584
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,755
to my favorite spot,
and look who's here.
585
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:56,302
Yes, it's quite a coincidence.
586
00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:57,755
Well, [inaudible],, I think
I'm going to go in the town.
587
00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:58,505
You want to join me?
588
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,596
You bet.
589
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:03,351
Say, Mrs. Rolly,
would you mind keeping
590
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,774
general creston company?
591
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:05,352
Well, i--
592
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,306
thank you very much.
593
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,321
That was a very
sweet gesture you made.
594
00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,321
I beg your pardon?
595
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:18,123
I missed the hours I shared
with you, your happy smile,
596
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,829
your lovely laugh.
597
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:20,869
Oh, that, that's nothing.
598
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,872
I enjoyed translating
that song for the boys.
599
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,865
Translated?
600
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,707
When I got the note, I thought--
601
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,173
oh.
602
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,174
I am sorry.
603
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,876
How could I be so
foolish to think that you
604
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,046
would write those words to me?
605
00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,555
You mean that
you thought I, i--
606
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:45,429
you know, if I weren't such
a monumental stuffed shirt,
607
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,688
I would have written
those words to you.
608
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,229
Forgive me.
609
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,920
Hi.
610
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:11,922
Hey, tiptons.
611
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:12,633
Hey, brickers.
612
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,132
Glad you're feeling better.
613
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,173
Ah, it's just the
doctor's magic touch.
614
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:20,927
So, still america's
happiest married couple?
615
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,012
Yeah, thanks to you two.
616
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,557
Still america's happiest
divorced couple?
617
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,231
Yes, thanks to you.
618
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,270
Yeah, you saved our marriage.
619
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,692
We saw you two fighting
in your state room
620
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,111
when we thought you'd
be pulling together.
621
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:33,940
Made us realize what we have.
622
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,685
And you saved our divorce.
623
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,067
We did?
624
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,114
Sure.
625
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,026
You were just so happy
when we first met you,
626
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,414
we thought about
getting remarried.
627
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,910
And?
628
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:46,662
Well, we decided remarrying
would ruin our happy divorce.
629
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,616
We have worked too hard
on this divorce to throw
630
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,326
it away just like that.
631
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,706
Well, I guess marriage
isn't for everyone.
632
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,342
Neither is divorce.
633
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:09,886
But Liz, why did you make
up such a preposterous story?
634
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:13,357
Well it wasn't so
much a lie as a wish.
635
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,859
I always wanted children
and grandchildren,
636
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:19,402
so I gave them to myself.
637
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,947
Loving children so, I used
to babysit for my neighbors
638
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,702
as a favor.
639
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,664
They didn't know it
was a favor to me.
640
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,785
Those pictures in my wallet
are all those youngsters.
641
00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,679
Well, now you tell me.
642
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,182
When did they become
your grandchildren?
643
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:51,024
Well, it happened
one day in the market.
644
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,022
My wallet was lying open,
and the clerk asked me
645
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,864
if they were my grandchildren.
646
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,269
And I said, yes.
647
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,608
I felt so happy and proud,
and then people started
648
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,606
to look at me differently.
649
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,368
And they would ask me
advice about their children.
650
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:10,910
And that's why you became
the expert on this ship.
651
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,917
Well, I wasn't really
hurting anyone, was I?
652
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,380
No.
653
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,709
You know, half my life is
wrapped up in this old wallet.
654
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:23,676
If I ever tossed it
overboard, I'd sink with it.
655
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,849
Do you know what
you need, darling?
656
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,178
A life preserver, me.
657
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,293
Enjoy.
658
00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,795
I'm sorry.
659
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,800
I didn't follow you here.
660
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:02,761
Judy suggested that--
661
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,260
Judy?
662
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:10,104
Yeah, well, she's the
one who sent me here too.
663
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,391
No, please sit down.
664
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,555
Wouldn't want all Judy's
hard work to go to waste.
665
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:22,737
Larry, I need to get
something off my chest.
666
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,948
I knew I didn't get the
job because I'm a woman,
667
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,110
and I thought the
only way that I
668
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,118
could prove sex discrimination
was to pose as a man.
669
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,452
Guess it was an
extreme thing to do.
670
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,247
Yeah, to say the least.
671
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,502
All right, so long as
we're baring our souls,
672
00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:41,924
I guess I've always had
a preconceived notion
673
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:45,514
that women just couldn't
do the same job as men.
674
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:48,221
The minute you walked in in
your skirt and your high heels,
675
00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,142
you didn't have a chance.
676
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,351
Thanks for being honest.
677
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:57,597
Remember, Larry, when you
said I could have the job
678
00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:02,476
but we'd have to forget about
the personal relationship?
679
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:03,936
Yeah.
680
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,356
You can keep the job.
681
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,565
Personally, I'd rather
keep it personal.
682
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:11,701
I'm sorry.
683
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,964
You're just gonna have
to settle for both.
684
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:35,426
To my equal
opportunity employer.
685
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,498
Ladies and
gentlemen, we hope you
686
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,369
enjoyed your day in acapulco.
687
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:02,496
I know you've enjoyed
our show so far tonight.
688
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:06,335
[Applause]
689
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:11,393
And now, the royal Princess has
a spectacular treat for you.
690
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,759
As a special favor to
us on our maiden voyage,
691
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:18,557
we are proud to present those
international young superstars
692
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:22,482
who are dedicating their
song tonight to their two
693
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,693
special friends,
general craston,
694
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:29,204
their chaperone, and
Mrs. Elizabeth rolly,
695
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,198
their honorary grandmother.
696
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,673
And now, ladies and
gentlemen, here they are,
697
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:43,791
the exciting menudo.
698
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,835
[Music - menudo, "like a
cannonball"]
699
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,492
Menudo: (Singing) See the
lightning cross the sky,
700
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:19,115
makes me wonder why
can't I move that fast
701
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:22,543
to get you where I'm going.
702
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,883
I just can't wait
to get to you, cause
703
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,339
girl you know just what to do.
704
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:30,299
So much love for you
it's all but flowing.
705
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:35,141
I gave you a license to
drive me up the wall.
706
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,759
I just can't shake this spell
that your love leaves me under.
707
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:41,476
The way you weave your magic,
your brown eyes say it all.
708
00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:45,438
I look at you and
feel the thunder.
709
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,021
Ooh, it hits me
like a cannonball.
710
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,817
Like a cannonball.
711
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,777
Hits me like a cannonball.
712
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,247
Like a cannonball.
713
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,498
Hearts beat at the
speed of sound.
714
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,750
That's why I'm so
glad I found someone
715
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:10,924
who makes loving feel so right.
716
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,255
There's a detour up ahead.
717
00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,679
I'll take another road instead.
718
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,548
Nothing's keeping
me from you tonight.
719
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:38,873
I gave you a license to
drive me up the wall.
720
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:43,499
I just can't shake this spell
that your love leaves me under.
721
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,539
The way you weave your magic,
your brown eyes say it all.
722
00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:48,923
I look at you and
feel the thunder.
723
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:54,381
Ooh, it hits me
like a cannonball.
724
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,835
Like a cannonball.
725
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:03,966
Hits me like a cannonball.
726
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:07,938
Like a cannonball.
727
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,320
Hits me like a cannonball.
728
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:16,279
Like a cannonball.
729
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,322
Hits me like a cannonball.
730
00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,867
Like a cannonball.
731
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,751
Hits me like a cannonball.
732
00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:39,295
On deck, everyone.
733
00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:40,585
Acapulco is sending
us off with a bang.
734
00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:44,257
Next stop, the port
of Los Angeles.
735
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,555
Ladies and gentlemen, two
of our young passengers
736
00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,444
have fallen so
madly in love, they
737
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,032
can't even wait to get back
to Los Angeles to get married.
738
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,989
So join us on the
aloha deck as these two
739
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:41,819
youngsters exchange their vows.
740
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:45,735
[Music - Richard Wagner, "bridal
chorus"]
741
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,140
Would you like to
get married again,
742
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:12,194
or would you like
a burial at sea?
743
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,399
What's the difference?
744
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:16,686
Pay attention.
745
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:19,783
You're next.
746
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:20,990
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
747
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,989
There's a rule in our company
about married couples.
748
00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,032
Only one member can work there.
749
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,026
Oh, don't worry.
750
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,447
You'll find another job.
751
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:36,754
We are gathered
here to witness
752
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:39,795
these two lovely
people being joined
753
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,840
together in holy matrimony.
754
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,755
Do you, Elizabeth
rolly, take this man
755
00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:49,064
to be your lawful
wedded husband, to love
756
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,479
and Cherish til
death do you part?
757
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,138
I do.
758
00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,938
And do you, Thomas
creston, take this woman
759
00:46:56,021 --> 00:47:00,691
to be your lawful wedded
wife, to have and to hold
760
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:02,276
till death do you part?
761
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,531
Indeed I do, captain.
762
00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,612
Indeed I do.
763
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:09,077
By the authority
vested in me, I now
764
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:09,949
pronounce you husband and wife.
765
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,616
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for joining
766
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,794
us on this incredible cruise.
767
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,462
I hope it will be as memorable
to you as it will be to me.
768
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,963
Now, on behalf of
myself and my crew,
769
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,965
I invite you to gather on the
decks and witness the royal
770
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:08,468
welcome to the royal Princess
as we enter Los Angeles harbor.
771
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:00,103
Come on, ace.
772
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,647
I got them all lined up.
773
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:02,860
This is one picture
I really want,
774
00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:05,859
the perfect souvenir
of a memorable crew.
775
00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:07,242
Ok, captain, but
give me a minute.
776
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:07,989
You're right.
777
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,320
This is gonna be one great shot.
778
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:10,364
Yes.
779
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,197
Excuse me.
780
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,082
Well, you two got
married so fast
781
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:16,409
I didn't have a chance
to get your wedding gift.
782
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,615
Well, I could
use a new wallet,
783
00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:19,714
with lots of room for photos.
784
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:20,420
What for?
785
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,379
I don't have any grandchildren.
786
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,418
Who knows?
787
00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,882
Maybe you two will start
your own family someday.
788
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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love
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