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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat"]
Theme song: Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
And love-- life's sweetest reward--
let it flow.
It floats back to you.
The love boat soon will be making another run.
The love boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.
And love won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's love.
Welcome aboard.
It's love.
And how do you feel, Isaac?
I never felt better.
He's a perfect choice, Dr. Cain.
I'll handle this, Zachary.
You do understand, of course, Isaac,
that you'll be participating in committing a crime.
Yes.
I know.
And you're prepared to use a weapon?
With pleasure.
Show me.
The monitor.
Excellent.
Expensive, but excellent.
Thank you.
Repeat that.
Thank you.
He's out of sync!
It merely needs a minor equalization.
But you must admit, the mechanical voice reproduction
is lifelike.
It should be.
I've planned this adventure down to the last detail.
Dismantle him.
Mm.
Scandinavian food is delicious.
Yeah.
I just wish I could pronounce what I'm eating.
Who cares?
My stomach has no language barriers.
You know, I don't know how the captain did it,
getting us back on the royal viking
sky for a Scandinavian cruise.
Yeah.
Well, ours is not to reason why.
Ours is just to go bye bye.
I'll drink to that.
Skoal.
Skoal.
Skoal.
Thank you.
- Hi, guys. - Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
It's nice to see you all here.
Well, I think I'll have the Norwegian [Norwegian],,
the Swedish [Swedish],, and the crab [inaudible]
For my daughter.
Don't be so impressed.
He asked the hostess out in the hall.
- Mm-hmm. - Oh, spoilsport.
[Laughter]
Uh, captain, no one's explained it to me.
If we're going to scandinavia, why are we flying to england?
Oh, this way.
We pick up our cruise ship in southampton, sail up to Norway,
stop at Oslo and Bergen, and sail all the way
over to Stockholm, Sweden, stopping at a couple
fjords in between.
Oh, I've seen pictures of fjords-- narrow
inlets surrounded by mountains.
They're the greatest.
- And we're the luckiest. - Hear, hear.
- Oh, yeah. - Hear, hear.
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be landing
at London's Gatwick airport.
Welcome to jolly old england.
Judy: Was that doc making the announcement?
Captain: He always wanted to be a pilot.
There she is.
The royal viking sky.
Still as beautiful as ever.
I must confess, I learned one Norwegian phrase
just for this exact moment--
[speaking Norwegian]
--Which means, let's have a marvelous trip.
All right.
Do you mind?
That's my trunk you're sitting on.
Oh!
I am your pardon begging.
Do you mind?
Hello, boys.
Excuse me.
Hello, my dear.
[Giggling]
Oh, my.
Isn't that Helga bjorsson, Swedish heiress?
Oh, yeah.
She's one of the richest women in the world.
Her family owns banks, hotel chains, oil Wells.
This ship, by any chance?
Only if it was on her Christmas list.
Excuse me.
Helga: Oh, that's all for now, handsome boys.
Miss bjorsson.
I'm captain merrill stubing.
Ah.
This is an honor, to have you aboard the royal viking sky.
This is our purser, burl Smith.
God dag.
God dag.
And this is my daughter, Vicki.
How do you do?
God dag.
How do you do, I mean to say.
I warn you, my English is, uh, broke.
And I contract attention wherever I been, so I hope
no troubles it makes for you.
Well, I'm sure we won't have any trouble.
Miss bjorsson.
Ja?
Are you travelling alone?
Not for long, I am hoping.
You are in penthouse suite number one.
It's right this way.
Cain: Be careful, man.
The contents are very delicate.
Helga bjorsson.
Mm-hmm.
That is something special.
I plan to see a lot of that lady on this cruise.
Well, you'll certainly be seeing more of her
in Stockholm, that's for sure.
How's that?
Didn't you read the memo?
We are going to a big party that she's
throwing when we get there.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
She is throwing it for her champion racehorse,
which is worth $8 million.
Imagine it-- $8 million for a horse.
Hello.
I'm Dr. Fabian Cain.
Welcome aboard.
I'm Isaac Washington.
Well, I'm pleased to meet you, Mr. Washington.
Likewise, Dr. Cain.
Do you have a cold?
I'm just getting over one.
Oh.
Let's go, gentlemen.
And be very careful.
Oh.
That's a strange one.
I hope that wasn't meant for me.
You?
Uh, th-- that definitely wasn't meant for you.
In your case, I would have said, that's a beautiful one.
I like that a lot better.
I'm Delia parks.
Isaac Washington.
You look familiar to me.
Do I know you?
Well, you might have seen me.
I'm an actress.
I did a few pictures in a couple of commercials.
Oh.
If I were a producer, you'd be a star.
Thanks.
We'll see.
I'm on my way to Stockholm to do a movie.
Hm.
Well, I hope I see more of you during the cruise.
Well, only if you're looking.
Yes, may I help you, ma'am?
Is the Atlantic deck upstairs?
That's right, Mrs. Webber.
Oh, yes, it does say Mrs. On this cruise,
I've got to think miss--
Ms. I only just got divorced.
Ah.
As ship's doctor, my best medical advice
is, do something about the third finger of your left hand.
Been on so long it's got stuck.
Let's try soap and water before we try surgery.
Pity the man who gave it to me didn't stay this close.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Not bad.
Who?
Yeah.
She's ok.
She's nothing to sniff at.
What is that, a nose joke?
I just got on the boat, you're making big nose jokes?
No, no.
I was just saying she's an attractive woman.
If you like women.
I happen to like girls.
Doc: Ooh!
And that ooh will be joining me any minute in my cabin.
Do oohs have sisters?
Easy, pal.
It's just going to be Ginny and me sailing the cool, deep
Scandinavian waters.
She's brunette and beautiful and 36, 24, 36, 23.
Wait a minute.
She's got too many numbers for you.
That 23 is her age.
Haha!
Enjoy yourselves.
Grant Cooper.
Nah, couldn't be.
An old Beau?
No.
I-- I wish.
But he was the high school hero, and I
was the little girl next door.
And you followed him around everywhere.
I did not.
Grant!
Tag along.
Oh, hi!
How are you?
Oh, I'm great.
Uh, this is ace, our-- our-- our ship's photographer.
Hi, ace.
Hi.
Well, being a pal of the cruise director
should make this a great cruise, huh?
Actually, I'm here for work.
I am now vice president in charge of promotion
for Scandinavian sunshine girl.
Oh, the famous suntan lotion.
Right.
And we have a big publicity campaign
that's based around finding that pure and perfect nordic beauty
who can best represent our product.
Matter of fact, at every port of call,
we're going to have a parade of beautiful models.
We're auditioning for the title of Scandinavian sunshine girl.
I'd like to audition.
What?
Uh, for your job.
Oh, I see.
(Germanic accent) E--
excuse me.
Uh, the elevators are where?
Oh, they're that way.
Ah.
[Swedish]
Uh, uh-- thank you very much.
What language was she speaking?
Sounded like Swedish to me.
Judy (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen,
will all visitors kindly leave the ship,
as we are preparing to sail.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are we going to sail?
That's what ships do for a living.
But Ginny's not here.
My girl's going to miss the cruise.
Oh.
Did her luggage come?
Did you check your cabin?
I checked everywhere.
All I have are these clothes I'd bought for her I
thought there was trouble.
I should have known when she asked for a couple of grand
to do a little more shopping.
I should have known.
I should have smelled that was going to be a problem.
I know what you're thinking--
I've got the smeller for it.
[Foghorn]
Judy (on pa): Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
As we sail north, into Norwegian waters,
you will notice the mornings and evenings becoming
cooler as the days get longer.
Our course will take us into the north sea,
past the coast of Denmark, into our first port of Oslo, Norway.
Have a wonderful cruise.
Excuse me.
I couldn't help but notice how lovely you are.
Oh, thank you.
I'm Grant Cooper.
I'm Greta lund.
Hi.
Ms. Lund, I represent a suntan lotion
called Scandinavian sunshine.
Oh, yeah.
I-- I use it myself.
It's very good.
Yes?
Well, good.
Well, I'm searching for a true nordic beauty
to be the Scandinavian sunshine girl.
And you're just the type of girl we're looking for.
Me?
Yes.
You want me to-- to be a model?
Yes.
And, uh, pose in, uh, the little bathing suits.
Yes.
Yes.
What nerve.
You Americans have the craziest idea about Swedish girls.
You all think we practice the free love
and, uh, nude sunbathing, and--
I didn't say that.
My papa would--
would die if he saw me half-naked o--
on a billboard 20 feet tall.
A lot of guys would.
What?
I-- I'm sorry.
Well, you should be.
Would you allow me to apologize more
graciously over dinner tonight?
My apologies, too.
I do not dine with strangers.
(High pitch) Hi.
I'm Isaac Washington.
(Low pitch) Hi.
I'm Isaac Washington.
(Normal) Hi.
I'm Isaac Washington.
[Knocking]
No.
You see, I have a cleaning fetish.
I'll clean the room.
Just leave the fresh linen outside every day.
Thank you.
I always envy a man who knows how to relax.
Good night, Mr. Washington.
Ah.
Ocean's beautiful, isn't it?
Yeah.
I should have known Ginny wasn't going to show up.
All my life, I never had any luck with women.
This thing keeps getting in the way.
Whenever I go to a party, my nose always gets there first.
And by the time I arrive, all the women are gone.
I'm sure things will be better on the cruise.
In this romantic setting, you can't miss.
Yeah, well if anybody can miss with women, it's me.
I haven't hit the target in years.
Come on, Mel.
You're being too hard on yourself.
I don't have to be.
The women always beat me to it.
It's always, hello, Mel.
Goodbye, Mel.
Let me dump you at the city limits.
Bah.
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
Ja, this is Greta lund.
Oh, ja.
I will accept the call.
Connie!
Hi!
(American accent) Yeah, you were absolutely right.
The reverse psychology, hard-to-get stuff
is working like a charm.
Grant already offered me an audition.
Yeah.
But I'm waiting until he offers me the job.
By this time next week, I guarantee you I am going to be
the Scandinavian sunshine girl.
Hey, this some party, huh?
Mm.
Looks like miss bjorsson invited practically
everybody on the whole ship. - Yeah.
Valkommen.
I am remembering you from board.
I love man in uniform.
Bye-bye.
I am thinking you very cute, "gee-fra."
Gopher.
"Gee-fra."
Close enough.
And I'm thinking you're gorgeous.
Aren't you hot in that coat?
I am loving furs.
But for you, I am taking off it.
I'm very glad you did that.
Now you must join me in salivating my voyage.
I think you mean celebrating.
And I'm sorry, but I can't drink on duty.
Is it not your duty to be nice with the passengers?
Well, in your case, I'll make an exception
and have a soft drink.
Good luck!
I am having soft drinks in my cabin.
Boy, am I thirsty.
[Laughter]
Miss lund, I'm so sorry we got off on the wrong foot before.
I am, too.
You've given me quite a problem, you know.
Me?
Why?
Because now, no matter how many beautiful models
I see, where on this earth am I going to find
another nordic beauty like you?
Oh, there are hundreds of girls like me.
You will find one.
Excuse me, but why do you have to have a foreign girl?
Could you not find a beautiful model in your own country?
Oh, no.
Scandinavian sun means Finland, Norway, Sweden, the fjords,
the northern lights--
that old-world beauty that I see in your face.
You make me blush.
Which only makes you more beautiful.
You are not without old-world charm yourself.
Judy (on pa): Attention, please.
For anyone interested in volleyball,
there's a game in progress on the sports deck.
Mel: That's it.
Atta girl.
Oh, yeah.
Good.
Oh, I didn't think you'd get that one.
[Cheering]
Oh, what are you doing?
You're not going to quit, are you?
Oh, come on.
How about a double header?
Listen, I'll buy the winners a drink.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you getting on?
Oh, the cruise is terrific-- you know,
getting away from the phones and all that social stuff.
Kind of nice to be by yourself.
- Oh, yes. - I don't mean that I always do.
No, no.
I know.
I feel absolutely the same.
See you.
Judy (on pa): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the land of the midnight sun--
the only place you need sunglasses even at 10 o'clock
in the evening.
Enjoy.
[Applause]
[Laughter]
Sir, with your permission, I would
like to propose a toast to all of our lovely passengers.
Uh, miss bjorsson.
Ja?
I feel as if I know you.
I've read so much about you.
Oh, I have to.
And I'm dying to know, why did you
break up with count ferdinand?
He was so handsome.
Oh, well--
count was hunter.
Every morning, he must shoot duck.
Quack, quack, boom, boom, quack, quack, boom, boom.
So boring.
I'll bet the ducks weren't crazy about it, either.
[Laughter]
Everybodies, I am too a toast proposal--
one for the gopher for English lessons he is to me give.
English lessons?
Yes, sir.
I'm just trying to help out.
What is he teaching you?
Oh!
He is teaching me about the ear.
Word he teaches is nibbles.
He is also teaching me about neck.
Word he teaches is--
what was the word, again?
Nozzle.
I think the word is nuzzle.
That was the word!
In addition to your pursers duties,
perhaps we should add passenger relations.
Oh, we are having that, too.
Good evening, Mr. Washington.
Good evening, Dr. Cain.
Is this stool reserved for someone?
Yes-- a very beautiful lady.
Ah.
Well, I wouldn't want to stay in the way of romance.
I'll have a tonic water, please, over there.
Certainly.
This is the bar stool of honor, Ms. Parks--
Delia.
Well thank you, Isaac.
I wouldn't dream of sitting anywhere else.
You must have a very busy social calendar if you treat all
your female customers this way.
When I met you, I didn't need a calendar anymore.
Time stopped.
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I'm terr-- no, no. I'm so--
oh, it was my fault, Ms., uh--
--sorry. Webber.
Kay Webber. - Hi.
I'm Mel Davis.
Oh, please sit. Please.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Look, please do sit down.
Me?
Yes.
If you'd like.
In separate chairs.
Oh, y-- yeah.
Certainly.
Thank you very much.
Are you enjoying the trip?
Oh, yes.
Very much.
It's everything the brochure said it would be.
Yes, it is, isn't it?
I'm really looking forward to going to Oslo.
Are you?
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to go to the royal palace.
And there's a museum where you can see viking ships
that are over 1,000 years old.
What are you going to do?
In Oslo?
Oh, I'm going to visit friends.
I have friends there.
Oh, well, that's nice.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Daylight here is so incredible.
It's 11 o'clock, and it's just getting dark.
It is going to be fantastic seeing this part of the world
with you, Delia--
starting with Oslo, tomorrow.
Oh, Isaac, i'd like that too, but--
but what?
Well, I really haven't studied my lines for the picture.
And I thought I might find some English-speaking actor in Oslo
and work with them.
Oh.
Delia, I was hoping--
I used to do a little acting in high school.
Amateur plays, things like that.
Maybe I could help you.
Oh, Isaac, I don't know.
It sure might take up a lot of your time.
All the more reason.
What's the movie about?
Well, it's a kind of spoof on more pictures.
You know, a little comedy, a little danger,
a little romance.
A little romance?
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Let's practice.
Romance doesn't come this early in the picture.
Oh.
Then I better take that kiss back and save it for later.
[Knocking]
Oh, I'm sorry.
All these cabin doors look alike.
Yes, they do.
Come in, Delia.
Well.
How goes it with Isaac Washington?
It couldn't be better.
He not only agreed to help me learn my lines,
but he volunteered to do it.
As I was certain he would.
You do know which lies of his we have to record?
Of course, Dr. Cain.
I've got it all marked in my script.
Oh, no, no, no.
My script.
You know, in a few days, you'll make more money than you
would in a dozen movies.
To actors and actresses, especially
in their off-stage roles.
Captain (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen,
velkommen til norge--
welcome to Norway, the land of the Scandinavian sun.
You'll marvel at the spectacular fjords, a myriad of forests,
mountains, and waterfalls, and little villages right
out of a timeless storybook.
We have docked in Oslo, the capital city, where
we suggest you visit the vigeland museum,
which houses the viking ships.
You should also see the magnificent granite and
bronze animals in frogner park.
And don't miss the medieval akershus castle,
which was restored by king Christian
iv back in the 16th century.
Have a wonderful time, and adieu.
That's the Oslo royal palace.
They call it the slottet.
And over there is the national theater, where all of ibsen's
great plays were performed.
Let's take a look.
[Honkng]
What's going on there?
I don't know.
[Non-English speech]
You tell him, Helga--
whatever it is you're telling him.
Jag ar Helga bjorsson.
What's the problem, gopher?
Nothing I can't handle, sir.
Ya.
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye.
I wish I could take mine off.
Tour guide: This is Oslo's famous frogner park,
considered to be one of the most spectacular parks
in all of Europe.
These beautiful statues are made of stone, iron, and bronze.
And they are all the work of one man, Gustav vigeland.
This way, please.
Excuse me, sir.
This way.
Oh.
Don't worry.
I know exactly the sights I want to see.
Ok.
Remember, make your part tough and menacing,
because it helps me with my character, all right?
I'm hard as nails.
What do you want?
I'm not afraid of you.
Don't mess with me or you buy trouble--
.45 caliber trouble.
There are six of us and only one of you.
All right!
Don't anybody move.
Stay right where you are, and nobody will get hurt.
Was I that bad?
No, you were wonderful!
You're going to be a much bigger help than you think.
Oh.
Oh, good.
Ok.
That's it. Great.
Ok, if you would, just come in just-- that's it.
Right there. Perfect.
Beauty.
Ok.
That's it.
Great.
Thank you very much, ladies.
Thank you.
[Applause]
Ok.
Let's see here.
You-- thank you.
Grant.
So those are the last girls for today.
They're beautiful.
They're lovely.
But--
but what?
They're just not what I'm looking for.
Oh.
That's too bad, Grant.
Um, maybe you'll find her in Bergen, hm?
Yeah.
Captain (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen,
tomorrow we will be passing through the first
of Norway's magnificent fjords.
Prepare yourself for the kind of scenic beauty
that poets write about.
Hey, Mel.
Mel, why didn't you dress for dinner?
I ate in my cabin.
Oh, come on, Mel.
You've got to socialize.
Did you meet anybody interesting in Oslo?
How could I make out in Oslo?
Those people have noses like little dents in their faces.
No wonder one of the most important industries
there is fish.
Those people don't have noses big enough to smell anything.
Mel, you're being too sensitive.
You have a strong nose.
Yeah.
I can lift a piano with it.
This horn has always been the root of my problems.
I thought about getting a nose job for years.
And you know something, doc?
I'm going to do it.
How do I go about it?
- Well, when you get home-- - no, no.
I don't want to wait till I get home.
I'll chicken out like I always do.
I want to do it now.
All right.
We'll be in Stockholm for a couple of days.
I know a doctor there who specializes
in cosmetic surgery.
I'll call and try to get you an appointment.
I appreciate that, doc.
I'll do it, Mel, but I really think it's all in your head.
Yeah, but half of my head is my nose.
The late supper was lovely, Grant.
Thank you.
I enjoyed it, too.
You know, you really are a very nice man when you
talk about the real things--
growing up, childhood, family.
It all comes so naturally when I'm with you.
I've never met anybody quite like you.
You're so beautiful, and yet you're so warm and--
and so real.
No.
Please.
I-- I like you very much, but I must say good night.
I understand.
I apologize for rushing things.
I'm still not used to your old-world ways.
Well, i-- I understand, too.
Where I come from, the nights are long.
We have much time.
Good night.
Good night, Greta.
Judy (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen,
we are now passing through geiranger fjord,
which is considered to be Norway's
most magnificent fjord.
It gets its name from the village of geiranger, which
is also the principal resort.
One of the most spectacular sites
here is the seven sister waterfalls,
which literally tumble and leap down the mountainside.
We hope you enjoy it all.
Oh, I've never seen anything so exquisite.
It's a wonderland.
Imagine.
The vikings used to sail their longboats through here.
(On pa) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the majestic fjords
of Norway.
These inlets in the Norwegian coastline
were carved by the glaciers millions of years ago
and contain some of the most beautiful
waterfalls in the world.
Have your cameras ready.
Around every bend is a sight more incredible than the first.
Must be something wrong with air here.
Huh?
My eyes are burning, my fingers are itching,
and my mouth is dry.
From symptoms like that, even I can make the diagnosis.
You're jealous.
And So am I.
Geiranger is the most magnifying of all fjords.
It's awesome.
You're awesome.
I'm having a confection to make.
I am liking you very much.
And to you, I am wanting to be married.
You do?
I do.
And I will.
Helga is knowing what Helga is wanting.
And Helga is wanting you.
I have to go sauna now.
Bye-byes.
Bye-byes.
Mel.
Kay.
- How are you doing? - Ok.
How about yourself?
Oh, fine.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It sure is.
Well, you were looking forward to Oslo.
Did it come up to expectations?
Oslo?
Oh, yeah.
I had a great time.
I'm really looking forward to Stockholm.
You are?
Yeah.
It's only 51 hours away.
And you know, they perform miracles in Stockholm.
By the time I leave, I'm going to be a whole new person.
What do you mean?
Oh, I mean the climate.
You know, the air is so clean and cool.
It's invigorating.
Sure is pretty.
Yep.
We're stopping in Bergen tomorrow.
Everyone says it's lovely.
Would you like to come on a picnic?
I'd love it.
Can I bring anything?
Like what?
I don't know.
How about sardines?
In Norway, they don't have to be imported to be good.
[Laughter]
When I was a-- a little girl, my parents brought me,
uh, here to the fjords.
Oh.
You're lucky.
My folks took me to coney island.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Have you seen the pictures ace took of you?
Oh, no, please.
I always look very bad in photos.
No.
Look.
The smile is fantastic.
Those eyes-- you're very photogenic.
Greta, you should be my Scandinavian sunshine girl.
Well, Grant--
I know.
I don't want to change any of your values.
They're part of what makes you so special.
And you are very special to me.
I'm sure I'll find someone else.
You're very understanding.
Judy (on pa): Attention, passengers.
We are now leaving the fjords and are on our way
to Bergen. Enjoy a trip through the cool breezes of a truly
romantic Norwegian evening.
Captain (on pa) Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Bergen, Norway, the city of marvelous restaurants
and old-world charm.
The most magnificent view can be seen
from floyenberg, mount floyen.
It can be reached by cable car, which rises
to a height of over 2000 feet.
Don't miss the fascinating fish market, the old stave church,
and enjoy the many examples of Scandinavian folklore.
Thank you and have a marvelous visit.
[Knocking]
Kay: Mel.
Oh.
Come on in.
Hi.
Hi
chef has made us a special, portable
Scandinavian smorgasbord.
Oh, that's great.
Listen, time just got away from me.
Let me grab a fast shave.
It'll only take a couple of minutes, ok?
Ok, fine.
Mel, what's this negligee?
Mel: I can't understand you.
The water's running.
King Oscar hospital, Stockholm, surgery.
Mel, are you-- are you having an operation?
Mel: What'd you say?
Look, I'll be right out.
Women's clothes.
Surgery.
Stockholm.
Scandinavian.
That's what they're famous for.
Is this what he meant about becoming a whole new person?
Oh, my lord.
I've fallen in love with a person who's
having a sex change operation.
What was that?
Look at this.
I emptied another room.
Well, it's time to try your wings, my mechanical friend.
Hey, Isaac!
If you wait a couple of minutes, I'll go ashore with you.
Don't mess with me, or you buy trouble.
.45 caliber trouble.
Ok.
Look, if you want to be alone, all you have to do is say so.
Love sure does strange things to some people.
Yes.
Well.
You still have a few kinks to work out.
How's the background?
Great.
Judy: Ace.
Remember me?
I'm over here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm, uh, just checking to make sure the shutter still works.
Sure.
Great.
I got it.
I want an outdoors look.
I want more of a-- of an athletic, uh--
thank you very much.
Uh, osa Hansson, from Bergen.
She is very beautiful.
And so petite.
She is a little on the small side.
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Hanna fjellstrom, of Oslo.
She's a little older than I had in mind.
Oh.
Grant, I'm sure you will find what you're
looking for in Stockholm.
Thank you very much.
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