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[Music - Jack Jones, "the love
boat theme"]
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Love, exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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Love boat soon will
making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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Yes, love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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[Music playing]
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I'm stockton.
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Cabin?
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Uh, let's see.
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Mr. Stockton-- that is
promenade deck, cabin 344.
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Thank you.
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And I'm Judy McCoy,
the cruise director.
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Now, if there's anything
you'd like to know
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about the ship's activities--
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I didn't come on for that.
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I've got enough work here to
keep me busy for two cruises.
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I'm here to get away from
phone calls and distractions.
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Moving the office
to the high seas?
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You said promenade 344?
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Yes, sir.
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Let's see, miss banes.
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You are on the
fiesta deck, cabin--
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oh, Mr. Stockton?
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Yes?
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I believe these belong to you.
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Well, these are
my tranquilizers.
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Where the devil did you--
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You know, doc, I
haven't seen gopher
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this excited about seeing
a lady in a long time.
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Is she here yet?
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No, but we're just
getting ready to send
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out a search party.
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[Laughs]
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What's with you?
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Ok.
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All right.
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I admit, I am a
little overanxious
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about Janet coming on board.
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I just don't want
anything to go wrong.
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Hey, relax, gopher.
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Nothing's going to go wrong.
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Ah.
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That can go wrong, right there.
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What that?
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What, what, what?
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Don't call me gopher.
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Janet is a big time
advertising executive.
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She only knows me
by my real name.
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So call me burl, all right?
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Not gopher.
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You got it.
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Whatever you want, buddy.
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Janet!
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Burl!
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Oh!
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[Laughs] Burl.
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I've been counting the days.
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Oh, you got off easy.
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I was counting the seconds--
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5 million of them.
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Janet, I would like you to
meet my two best friends Isaac
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Washington and Adam bricker.
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Nice to meet you.
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Janet: How do you do?
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Hi.
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Burl has, uh, told
us all about you.
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Well, not everything, I hope.
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Oh, uh, that's my luggage.
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Excuse me a moment.
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Hey, she seems real nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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You, uh, notice how
I called you, uh, burl?
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Yeah.
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If my man wants to be known
as burl, then burl it is.
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All right.
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All right, gopher.
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Wait a minute.
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Just please be
careful, all right?
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Please?
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Please?
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Thank you.
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I'm so used to
calling him gopher.
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Yeah, I know.
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Telling us to call him burl is
like your mother saying to you
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on your 16th birthday,
ok, from now on,
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I want you to call me Chuck.
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- Excuse me?
- Yes?
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I'm Barry singer.
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We talked on the phone.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Singer.
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We've been expecting you.
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I'd like you to meet
mayor Frances Hardy.
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Congratulations on the
election, madam mayor.
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Oh, thank you.
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It was close.
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The Lincoln-Douglas
debates were close too.
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But honest Abe went
on to become one
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of our most revered presidents.
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I was just elected mayor, and
he already has me president.
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Now you know why he's
my campaign manager.
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The only thing Lincoln
had on this beautiful lady
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was a few inches in height.
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But she wears cuter hats.
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[Laughter]
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Well, anyhow, it's an honor to
have you on board, your honor.
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Oh, thank you.
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What a charming thing to say.
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Is she old enough to vote?
- Ah.
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Touche.
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Excuse me, captain.
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May I get a picture of all
of you with mayor Hardy?
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Would you mind?
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Of course she wouldn't mind.
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Getting her picture
taken is part
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of what politics is all about.
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Oh, I thought it was
about serious issues,
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like shaking hands
and kissing babies.
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[Laughs]
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Big smile.
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No, that's it.
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Great.
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Thank you.
Enjoy your cruise.
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Thank you.
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- Well, we'll see you around.
- All right.
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Enjoy the cruise.
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Thank you.
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Have fun.
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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I am so sorry.
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I-- Phil Haines?
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I thought you'd be in
hiding since the election.
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No, just a little vacation.
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Then I'll be getting
ready to put the city back
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together, after her honor plays
mayor for the next few years.
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Oh, I like good loser.
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I wouldn't have
lost if it hadn't been
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for you and your dirty tricks.
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Our dirty tricks?
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You're the one who tried to
sell the voters a bill of goods.
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But it didn't work.
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And we won.
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[Horn blowing]
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[Music playing]
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Are you sure I can't
see you until tonight?
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Even for a few minutes?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm on duty, love.
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After all, I am the
purser around here.
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Well, I don't really
understand what a purser does.
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Oh, well, the purser is
an incredibly important job.
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He's in charge of almost
everything on the ship.
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I'm just like the captain,
except I don't steer
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and I don't go down with the
ship, which are two things
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I'm not crazy about anyway.
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So I'll pick you up just
before dinner, all right?
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All right.
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And don't talk
to any strange men.
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You'll be the only
strange man I talk to.
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Hello.
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Hi, gopher.
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I was just telling Isaac how
pretty I think your friend is.
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Thank you, Judy.
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But please, from now on,
don't call me gopher.
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Didn't you tell her about this?
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What do you mean tell her?
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You didn't tell me to tell her!
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Why don't you want
to be called gopher?
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Because of Janet.
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It is not just
because of Janet.
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It's because i'm
a grown man and I
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want to be called but a grown
man's name, like Isaac or Judy.
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Fine.
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I'll call you whatever
you want to be called.
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All of us will, goph.
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Isaac!
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Don't call me goph!
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Boy, I've never
seen gopher so upset!
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[Gasps] You-- you
said that word again!
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You don't really believe
that Phil Haines is on the ship
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for vacation, do you?
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People do take vacations.
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I just wish he hadn't
picked the same ship.
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Mayor Hardy!
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We just saw the
picture ace took of us,
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so I'll make sure
you get some copies.
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Oh.
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Oh, would you
autograph a copy for me?
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I'd be delighted.
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You know, it is such a
thrill to meet a lady mayor.
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[Laughs] We are rare.
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But I hope you'll be
meeting more of us soon.
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I hope so.
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And I hope they're all
up to your standards.
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Thanks.
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Goodbye.
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Have a nice day.
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Thank you.
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I better get some copies
of that picture from ace.
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I can send to the news magazines
when we get to puerto vallarta.
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Barry, relax.
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We don't get to puerto
vallarta until tomorrow.
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You're right.
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I'll walk slowly.
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Barry.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I just wanted to
say I'm sorry for what
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happened when we boarded.
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Fine.
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What I mean is,
you're the mayor
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and I'm the president
of the city council.
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Now, that means we're going
to be working together.
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So i-- I think we
should Bury the hatchet.
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You know, sort of
a burial at sea.
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It takes two to make a scene--
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or in this case, three.
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So I apologize too.
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Accepted.
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And I do wish you
good luck as mayor.
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Thank you.
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Maybe now that we're not
running against each other,
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we can be friends.
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Oh, then why don't we
find out over dinner?
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All right.
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If you think you and Barry
can behave yourselves.
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Well, I don't
know about Barry,
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but, uh, I never misbehave--
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until after dinner.
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See you later.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Oh, it's you, Mr. Stockton.
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Who are you?
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Shall we go
somewhere and chat?
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I don't want to chat.
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I want to know who you are and
how you got my tranquilizers.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Marcy banes.
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Marcy banes.
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I don't know any Marcy banes.
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Do I?
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I don't know.
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Do you?
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Now, look, miss banes, i'm
beginning to lose my Patience.
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I want to know how you
got my tranquilizers.
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Shall we discuss
it over dinner?
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I don't have
time to play games!
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I have work to do!
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Nice meeting you.
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Um, would you do me
the honor of having
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dinner with me tonight?
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How sweet of you
to think of it.
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I'd love to.
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Man (over intercom):
Attention please.
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Main seating dinner
is now being served
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in the coral dining room.
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00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,037
Champagne, Barry?
270
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,923
Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,629
Are we still
celebrating my election?
272
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,959
I'm hoping we'll
have something even
273
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,455
more important to celebrate.
274
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,468
Frances, you know,
we've been working
275
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,720
very closely these
last few months,
276
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,682
and I've grown very fond of you.
277
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,562
Oh, I've grown very
fond of you too, Barry.
278
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,389
I think we make
a very good team.
279
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:10,345
Oh, I think we make a good
team in other ways as well.
280
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:14,858
And not just as campaign
manager and candidate,
281
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,822
but as man and woman.
282
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,743
Barry--
283
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,491
I know this is
something new, but would
284
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,413
you please think about it?
285
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,292
Good evening,
your honor, Barry.
286
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,535
Who-- who invited you?
287
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,923
I did.
288
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,631
Hm, champagne.
289
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,841
What are we celebrating?
290
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,010
Nothing-- nothing
that concerns you.
291
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,180
I'll drink to that.
292
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:39,968
Cheers.
293
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,597
Well, miss banes.
294
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,476
Marcy.
295
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,152
Very well, Marcy.
296
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,441
You said you wanted
to have dinner.
297
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,364
Now once and for all,
I want to know where
298
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,362
you found my tranquilizers.
299
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,574
Yes, of course.
300
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,364
But why don't we order first?
301
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,157
Everything looks so delicious.
302
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,452
I know what I want.
303
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,865
A bourbon and
soda, lobster bisque,
304
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,464
a dinner salad with
roquefort dressing,
305
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,880
and the New York
steak medium rare.
306
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,089
How did you know I always
have that for dinner?
307
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,841
Well, you look like a man who
would order a bourbon and soda,
308
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,843
lobster bisque, a dinner
salad with roquefort dressing,
309
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,216
and a New York
steak, medium rare.
310
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,642
Do I?
311
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,472
Yes, you do.
312
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:34,152
Why not try ordering something
different for a change?
313
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,360
Or are you too set in your ways?
314
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,241
I can order anything I
want, whenever I want to.
315
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,083
I'll have the thousand
island dressing
316
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,751
instead of the roquefort.
317
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,669
How adventurous and marvelous.
318
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,748
Tonight, thousand
island dressing.
319
00:13:55,834 --> 00:14:01,134
Next thing you know, you'll
be cliff diving in acapulco.
320
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,875
You know, you have a great
knack for changing the subject.
321
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,103
Where did you find
my tranquilizers?
322
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,931
Oh, you dropped them on the
gangway when you came aboard.
323
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,937
Well, why didn't you tell
me that in the first place?
324
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,441
If I had, you wouldn't
have invited me to dinner.
325
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,986
[Chuckles]
326
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,118
Uh-oh, here they come.
327
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,451
So remember to call him burl.
328
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,408
Burl.
329
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:33,957
Evening.
330
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,329
Ah, good evening.
331
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,576
Hello.
332
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,247
You look lovely this evening.
333
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,004
Thank you.
334
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,667
Hi.
335
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:45,505
So how's it going, burl?
336
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,803
Just fine, doc.
337
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:48,346
Thank you.
338
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,889
Uh, burl?
339
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,433
Yes?
340
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,096
Would you pass
me the croissants?
341
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:57,814
Oh, I'm closer to the
croissants than burl is.
342
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,266
Here you go.
343
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,266
Vicki: Thank you.
344
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,647
Uh, so Janet, how long
have you known burl?
345
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,566
Oh, well, not for very long.
346
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,365
But the important thing
is, I'm planning on getting
347
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,409
to know him for a lifetime.
348
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,622
That's a start, isn't it?
349
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,462
[Chuckles]
350
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,708
Good evening, everybody.
351
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,499
Evening, captain.
352
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,752
Hi, captain.
353
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,293
Sir, I'd like to
introduce Janet Thompson.
354
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,536
Oh, how do you
do, miss Thompson?
355
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,378
How do you do?
356
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,012
When gopher said
you were lovely,
357
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,548
he certainly didn't exaggerate.
358
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,842
Well, thank you very much.
359
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,675
You're welcome.
360
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,351
Ah, what's good tonight?
361
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,769
Who's gopher?
362
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,428
Gopher is, uh, my assistant.
363
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,517
And he's nice.
364
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,904
But he never comes
out of his cabin.
365
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,861
With a name like gopher,
can you hardly blame him?
366
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:43,611
No.
367
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,032
You're a wonderful dancer.
368
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,161
[Chuckles] You're
a wonderful liar.
369
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,239
I haven't danced
in over 20 years.
370
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,744
I know.
371
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,076
When other men were out dancing,
you were out making a fortune.
372
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,412
Exactly.
373
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,417
That's why, today, if
I want to, I can buy
374
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,459
a whole chain of dance studios.
375
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,384
Oh, I'm sorry.
376
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,421
[Chuckles] It
wouldn't be a bad idea.
377
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:46,755
No.
378
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,589
[Laughs]
379
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,885
You know, they're right.
380
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,429
Politics makes
strange bedfellows.
381
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,393
Hold it, Phil.
382
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,433
I think we better
stick to dancing.
383
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,937
I didn't mean that.
384
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,559
[Laughs] Now I know
why you beat me.
385
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,027
You made the voters think I
was saying things I wasn't.
386
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,529
Do you really believe that?
387
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,242
I'll tell you
what I believe now.
388
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,953
If you'd have been dancing
with me in the voting booth,
389
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,044
I'd have voted for you over me.
390
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,291
You know, I don't think Barry
appreciates the two of us
391
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,457
together like this.
392
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,337
Barry means well.
393
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,974
He's just very protective of me.
394
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,681
Oh, well, in that case,
he can't be all bad.
395
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,513
Just mostly.
396
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,189
Remember this afternoon when
I asked you what a purser does?
397
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,151
Uh-huh.
398
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,360
Well, now I know
what a purser does.
399
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,860
What?
400
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,691
He makes all the ladies feel
like dancing and like holding
401
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,738
him close all night long.
402
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,794
Oh, I'm sorry, gopher.
403
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,999
Uh, oh, it's you, burl!
404
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,919
Uh, burl, in this light,
I thought you were gopher!
405
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,209
[Laughs]
406
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,503
Burl?
407
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,337
Why did the doc
think you were gopher?
408
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,933
Oh, it's like I told
you, gopher hardly
409
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,928
ever comes out of
his cabin, so nobody
410
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,101
knows what he looks like.
411
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,271
Gopher.
412
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,099
[Laughs] Poor guy.
413
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,778
Mr. Stockton asked
me to tell you that he
414
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,986
would be down in a minute.
415
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,486
Oh, thank you, Judy.
416
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,207
You know, he
sounded so cheerful.
417
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,368
You must be working
wonders on him.
418
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:45,827
You think so?
419
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,836
Oh, I know so.
420
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,708
He is, uh-- well, he doesn't
seem to be the kind of man who
421
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,296
takes to new people so quickly.
422
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,052
Well, I don't think
he'd take to me so
423
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,552
quickly if he knew the truth.
424
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,545
The truth?
425
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,467
I didn't meet him for the
first time on this ship.
426
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,176
I've known him for years.
427
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,727
I'm the switchboard
operator in his office.
428
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,072
Hardly the same social standing
as the chairman of the board.
429
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,538
[Music playing]
430
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:29,291
[Humming]
431
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:34,047
[Gasps] There's
a man in my cabin.
432
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:41,218
[Giggles] I think it is.
433
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,647
[Knocking]
434
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,477
[Knocking]
435
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,777
You better answer that.
436
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,781
Mm.
437
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,783
[Sighs]
438
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,275
Oh, hi, Janet.
439
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:01,946
Hi.
440
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,584
Um, is burl here?
441
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,580
Janet: Yes.
442
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,371
Come on in.
443
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:13,626
Um, Mr. Hamilton needs to get
into his safety deposit box.
444
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,842
And it seems like
it's an emergency.
445
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,592
Yeah, if you give us the
keys, we'll take care of it,
446
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,635
and you won't have to bother.
447
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,048
All right.
448
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,465
Ok, yeah.
449
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,974
Hamilton is this one.
450
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,477
Here.
- Ok.
451
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,938
I'll give get this
right back to you, ok?
452
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:32,648
Uh, tomorrow
morning will be fine.
453
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,151
Right.
454
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,153
Oh, yeah!
455
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,994
Uh, see you in the
morning, gopher!
456
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,621
I told you to come in
for a complete physical!
457
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,658
His eyes are going.
458
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,701
He thinks you're gopher!
459
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,044
Yeah, uh, well, good
night, whoever you are.
460
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,370
[Laughs nervously]
461
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,296
Uh, burl?
462
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,050
All right.
463
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,340
Ok.
464
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:02,433
My real name is burl, but my
friends have always called me--
465
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,181
gopher.
466
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,181
It's a silly name.
467
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,352
I know, silly.
468
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,060
No, no.
469
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,059
I don't think it's silly at all.
470
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,930
It's not a silly name.
471
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:09,687
Ok.
472
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,638
Mm-mm.
473
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,977
Then where were we?
474
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,324
[Giggles]
475
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,071
What's the matter?
476
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,363
Tickle.
477
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,156
Ok.
478
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,950
[Laughs]
479
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,044
What, are you laughing
my name now, or what?
480
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:28,870
No.
481
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,834
Um, what name?
482
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,785
[Chuckles]
483
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,875
[Laughs] Gopher!
484
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,221
I'm really sorry, burl.
485
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,140
I guess I just never thought
I'd be kissing a gopher!
486
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,100
Good night.
487
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:46,679
Oh, god, gopher--
488
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,643
I mean burl.
489
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,603
Burl, I'm sorry!
490
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,893
Oh.
491
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,438
[Giggles]
492
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,991
You know, it must
be ages since I
493
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,582
took time to look at the stars.
494
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,748
[Chuckles] Do they
still have a milky way?
495
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,328
Yes, they do.
496
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,253
Some things in
the universe go on
497
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,421
without your personal attention.
498
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,670
[Chuckles] Oh, Marcy, I
don't know how to thank you.
499
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,594
For what?
500
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:25,053
You opened my eyes to things I
haven't seen it done in years--
501
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,135
dancing, now the stars.
502
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,061
And don't forget
thousand island dressing.
503
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,561
Oh, I could never forget
thousand island dressing.
504
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:44,031
John, there's something that
i-- that I have to tell you.
505
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,072
Yes, what is it?
506
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:52,155
It's that, uh, I'd like
you to kiss me again.
507
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,495
You know, I can't think
of a good reason not to.
508
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,956
What's so funny?
509
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,088
I was just thinking,
the folks back home
510
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,465
would never believe the two
of us together like this.
511
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,182
[Laughs] What did
the newspapers say?
512
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,973
Candidates Frances
Hardy and Phil
513
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,308
Haines, locked in a bitter
struggle to the end.
514
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:21,484
I'd like to think
we're just beginning.
515
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:21,606
Perhaps we are.
516
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,170
Now let's begin the struggle
I like to be locked in.
517
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,975
Doc, i-- I hope I
didn't mess gopher up with
518
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:58,399
Janet by calling him gopher.
519
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,018
Oh, no, you didn't
do it on purpose.
520
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,186
It's, uh, a habit, like
me calling him gopher
521
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,645
when we were all dancing.
522
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:09,355
Hey, there you are, just
the two guys I'm looking for.
523
00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:10,617
- Hey.
- Hey.
524
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,369
Doing all right?
525
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,329
Hey, hey.
526
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:12,739
Just great.
527
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,946
Ah.
528
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:15,946
You remember that
girl, that Janet,
529
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,827
you know, who came on
the cruise with me?
530
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,084
Yeah, sure, yeah.
531
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,876
Ok, well, I'll tell you, one
of the fantasies that I had
532
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,010
was that Janet and I would
come out on this very
533
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,088
same deck right here--
534
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,553
mm.
535
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,092
--And look up and see that
very same full moon up there.
536
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,888
And then we'd go
back to her very
537
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,472
same cabin for a night of--
538
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,728
[giggles]
539
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,900
Yeah, an evening of
thrilling romance, right?
540
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,980
[Giggling]
541
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:49,905
And it almost came true,
except, thanks to you,
542
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:53,698
Janet is now in her
cabin by herself,
543
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:58,913
laughing her head off over
some silly fool named gopher.
544
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,077
Oh, come on, go--
545
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,877
burl.
546
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,750
Isaac didn't mean any harm.
547
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,337
Anybody can make a mistake.
548
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,092
Yeah.
549
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,303
You're right.
550
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,222
And I think I made
one when I thought you
551
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,720
two guys could do
something simple
552
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:13,762
like call me by my right name.
553
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,465
Ok.
554
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:16,635
Ok, listen.
555
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,893
We will all knock
ourselves out to remember
556
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,686
not to call you gopher for
the rest of the cruise.
557
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,061
Not for the rest
of the cruise--
558
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,607
for the rest of my life!
559
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,980
I don't want to be
called gopher ever again!
560
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,371
Never call him gopher again?
561
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,199
You know something, Isaac?
562
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,704
Gopher's beginning to
act like a real jerk.
563
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:42,117
No, gopher's is a nice guy.
564
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,127
Burl is a jerk.
565
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,057
Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
566
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,718
Our breakfast
buffet is now being
567
00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,927
served on the starlight deck.
568
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:12,824
Well, mayor Hardy, as
president of the city council,
569
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,324
I hope this is just the first
of many breakfast meetings
570
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,527
together.
571
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:17,026
I'll second that.
572
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,447
It's funny.
573
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,996
I never thought
of you as a woman,
574
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,420
only as a political opponent.
575
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:25,209
And now?
576
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,841
Now I like to think
of you as a very
577
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,011
lovely political opponent.
578
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,551
[Chuckles]
579
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,180
Good morning, Mr. Singer.
580
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,308
Oh, hello, captain.
581
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:47,731
Oh.
582
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,694
Looks like the mayor is putting
politics aside for the moment.
583
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,074
Actually, captain, that
man is Phil Haines, the one
584
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,112
she beat in the election.
585
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,156
I'd say he's
making a comeback.
586
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:14,758
Morning, Frances.
587
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,631
Good morning.
588
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,888
Well, actually, it's much
better than a good morning.
589
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,510
It's a lovely morning.
590
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,217
I have some news that may
change your mind about that.
591
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,268
I just got a very
interesting phone call.
592
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,062
Oh?
593
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,564
Do you remember
how we revealed
594
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:30,065
Phil's secret deal
to lease his downtown
595
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,778
property to those developers?
596
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,028
Yes, of course.
597
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,029
It's how I won the election.
598
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:36,070
It was a clear
conflict of interest.
599
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,284
I just called the office,
and I found out that he's
600
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,655
going ahead with it anyway.
601
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,332
He can't put an
office complex there.
602
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,581
I promised the people a park.
603
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:45,912
That's why they elected me.
604
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,917
Well, I guess you'll
just have to talk
605
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,830
to your friend Phil about that.
606
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,588
When we get to
puerto vallarta,
607
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:57,132
I'm going to buy you
anything you want.
608
00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,637
I'll buy the whole town,
wrap it up in a big red bow.
609
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,640
I don't want anything.
610
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,561
Though I would
like a big red bow.
611
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:08,311
Well, maybe I'll buy this
ship and put a ribbon around it
612
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,895
to remind you of
where we first met.
613
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:13,189
Although I have a feeling
we met before this cruise.
614
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,486
You do?
615
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,950
Yes, i-- I think we
met in another life.
616
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,491
We probably loved each
other for hundreds of years,
617
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,325
and we have hundreds more to go.
618
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,458
I'm sorry, John.
619
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,291
I can't go into town with you.
620
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,036
This relationship
is all a mistake.
621
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,708
A mistake?
622
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,166
What are you talking about?
623
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,045
Please, John.
624
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,172
It's-- it's just
not going to work.
625
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:50,597
Woman (over intercom): Buenos
dias, ladies and gentlemen,
626
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,977
and welcome to
festive puerto luck
627
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:56,114
vallarta, Mexico's
most colorful resort.
628
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,862
Whether it's basking on
the beach at banderas bay
629
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:02,615
or shopping for folk art, puerto
vallarta is the soul of Mexico.
630
00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,797
I'm really sorry that
I giggled at your name
631
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:22,505
last night.
632
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,974
That is perfectly all right.
633
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:25,853
Gopher happens to be
a very funny name.
634
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,390
I'm the first one to admit
it, which is why I don't want
635
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,274
to be called gopher anymore.
636
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,850
Just burl, ok?
637
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,095
Ok.
638
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,807
But I just want you to know
that I think that you're sexy
639
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:34,227
no matter what your name is.
640
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,064
Thank you.
641
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,068
Gopher.
642
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,030
Yeah, but, you know,
really, though, that's--
643
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,939
that's what I don't
want to be called.
644
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,698
Just burl from now, ok?
645
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:46,369
You Janet, me burl.
646
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,741
[Chuckles]
647
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,327
Then why don't you take
me back to your cave, burl?
648
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,333
Ah, now you're talking.
649
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,165
[Chuckles]
650
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,539
We're going to
have so much fun--
651
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,957
- mm.
- --Gopher
652
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:57,915
now-- now, wait.
653
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:58,674
No.
654
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:04,715
I told you, you Janet, me burl.
655
00:30:04,802 --> 00:30:06,102
Me Janet, you crazy.
656
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:14,019
Me alone.
657
00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:15,943
[Knocking]
658
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:21,647
Hi.
659
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,906
You ready for town?
660
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,368
Hey, if we're going
sightseeing, you better
661
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,199
put on your walking shoes.
662
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:31,754
No, I think you better
put on your walking shoes.
663
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:34,579
And what's that
supposed to mean?
664
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,376
I've made a fool of
myself trusting you.
665
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,248
That's what that means.
666
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,045
You've already leased out that
downtown property, haven't you?
667
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,260
Ugh.
668
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,221
I am going to fight you on this,
Phil, you and your greedy land
669
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,220
developers.
670
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:48,642
Frances, we need those
greedy land developers
671
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,431
to revitalize our city.
672
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,465
And your bank account.
673
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,518
That's not true.
674
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,600
You don't care about
the city or the people,
675
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,436
and certainly not about me.
676
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,941
You're wrong.
677
00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,022
And I do care about you.
678
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:03,697
As much as kickbacks
and paved-over city parks?
679
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,778
I was right to expose you
the day before the election.
680
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:09,283
And now, I am joining
the voters, Mr. Haines,
681
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,537
and voting no on you.
682
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:24,344
Last night, we were
kissing in the moonlight.
683
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,344
This morning, she
tells me it's over.
684
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,756
[Chuckles] Is that normal?
685
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:32,926
One thing I've learned about
love-- it's never normal.
686
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,636
She won't talk to me.
687
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,306
I brought her roses.
688
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,943
She won't even let me in.
689
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,770
Did you ever try putting
roses under a cabin door?
690
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,817
Why is she acting like this?
691
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,361
John, you have to be patient.
692
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,985
I'm sure Marcy will
tell you what's
693
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:47,991
upsetting her when she's ready.
694
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:51,162
She said I was missing
life, working so much.
695
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,542
Now, she won't even talk to me.
696
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,500
If this is what love is
about, I'm going back
697
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,830
to working myself to death.
698
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,206
[Sighs] Here.
699
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:13,394
So he said he was going
to work himself to death.
700
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,683
Some people drink to forget.
701
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,726
I-- I guess John just works.
702
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:21,061
I had to run away, Judy.
703
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,567
We didn't have a chance.
704
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,979
Well, he thought you did.
705
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:27,147
Well, that's because
he doesn't know who I am.
706
00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,066
Don't you think he's entitled
to know why you ran away?
707
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,775
Well, I can't tell him
that he's fallen in love
708
00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:34,286
with his switchboard operator.
709
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,709
Well, he'd feel like a fool.
710
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,209
Marcy, John is not nothing
to be ashamed of what
711
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,881
you do for a living.
712
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,380
Besides he couldn't feel much
worse than he does right now.
713
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:57,063
You may not think so now,
but you'll get over it.
714
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,891
The thing that gets me
is that I trusted him.
715
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:01,807
The one thing you
learn in our business
716
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:05,226
is, never trust a politician.
717
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:05,936
Wait a minute.
718
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,435
I'm a politician.
719
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,567
Then watch
yourself like a hawk.
720
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,574
[Chuckles]
721
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,736
[Chuckles]
722
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,584
Oh, Barry.
723
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,739
Oh, what would I do without you?
724
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,078
I hate to think about it.
725
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,333
Hm.
726
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,035
I would like you to
think about something.
727
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,126
What?
728
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,920
What I started to talk
about last night at dinner
729
00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:28,973
when I ordered the champagne.
730
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:31,718
About our being more than
mayor and campaign manager.
731
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:32,431
Why not?
732
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,430
We think alike.
733
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,681
We're both in politics.
734
00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,012
We'll have a wonderful
life together.
735
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:40,227
Barry, marriage isn't
like running for mayor.
736
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,899
I know.
737
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,149
I'm trying to promote you
into a lifetime office.
738
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:50,989
Hi, guys.
739
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:51,740
Hi.
740
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,031
Hello.
741
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,494
What's wrong?
742
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,454
Are you three still
fighting with gopher?
743
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:58,655
Gopher or burl
or whatever he's
744
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:01,035
calling himself at the moment.
745
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:03,122
You know, if he
can act childish,
746
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,377
we can act childish too.
747
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,169
Yeah.
748
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,474
Hello, Vicki.
749
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,470
Judy, these are for you.
750
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,930
How you doing, sport?
751
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:24,147
My name is not sport.
752
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,608
Not good sport, anyway.
753
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,030
How about if we
call you pruneface?
754
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,199
Because a pruneface is what
you've been acting like.
755
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:37,328
Well, if it'll make you
happy to call me pruneface,
756
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:40,498
then please, call me pruneface.
757
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,498
They're just trying to show
you how silly this whole thing
758
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,540
has become.
759
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,713
Yeah, they're--
they're just doing
760
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,501
it because they're
your friends, gopher.
761
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,004
Now, you're doing it too!
762
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:51,335
Do you happen to know
what a gopher is?
763
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:55,302
A gopher is a burrowing
American land tortoise.
764
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,514
Do I remind anybody here of
a burrowing American land
765
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,005
tortoise, or a land
tortoise from any country
766
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:00,346
for that matter?
767
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:05,731
Now, either call me burl
or don't call me anything!
768
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:23,615
[Knocking]
769
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,414
Come in.
770
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,461
John.
771
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,257
Marcy.
772
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,550
I have to talk to you.
773
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,973
Well, that's what I've been
trying to do-- talk to you.
774
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,102
I know.
775
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:43,718
I, um-- I owe you an
explanation for this morning.
776
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,058
John, you're a dear man.
777
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:49,313
And the time we've had
together has been wonderful.
778
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:54,737
But you should know why you and
I together is just impossible.
779
00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:00,655
Nothing is impossible.
780
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:04,251
Whatever is troubling
you, we can work it out.
781
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,248
Well, I wish it
were that easy.
782
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,581
Close your eyes.
783
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,376
What?
784
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,249
Just close your eyes.
785
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,966
Good evening, Mr. Stockton.
786
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:22,972
I have your call to Mr.
Gerard in Paris on the line.
787
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,095
Go ahead please.
788
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:30,772
Marcy.
789
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:36,857
We may not have
met before, but we've
790
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,244
talked thousands of times.
791
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,738
I'm sorry, John.
792
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:50,544
[Sighs]
793
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,125
[Knocking]
794
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:02,930
- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Yes.
795
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:03,852
Have a seat.
796
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,984
I understand you've
been reacting
797
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:14,321
rather violently to the way the
crew has been addressing you.
798
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,648
Who told you?
799
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,033
Nobody told me.
800
00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:19,239
I overheard you in
the purser's lobby.
801
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,160
In fact, if I was
standing on shore,
802
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,909
I could still overhear
you in the purser's lobby.
803
00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:25,531
I didn't see you there, sir.
804
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,618
Captain stubing: Nobody did.
805
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,082
I didn't want to embarrass
you by dressing you
806
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:30,582
down in front of your friends.
807
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:31,915
What friends?
808
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,079
Ever since I've been
carrying on about my name,
809
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,087
I've got no friends.
810
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:34,998
I've got no friends.
811
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,246
I've got no girlfriend.
812
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,877
And if you don't stop carrying
on, you'll have no captain.
813
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,255
You're thinking
of leaving, sir?
814
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:41,762
[Chuckling] No.
815
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,432
I'll be here.
816
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,221
Ah.
817
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:53,984
Well, sir, it's just that
when I was a kid, I just--
818
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,023
I hated the name burl.
819
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,266
And gopher was all right then.
820
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,148
But now, I'm a mature adult.
821
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,406
Well, how would you like to
go all the way through school
822
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:05,028
with the name merrill?
823
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,276
I like the name merrill, sir.
824
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,367
That's a great name.
825
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,371
As a matter of fact, when
I was in grade school,
826
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,373
my best friend
was named merrill.
827
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,535
Sat right across from me--
828
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:13,963
blond hair, blue eyes.
829
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,421
Pretty girl.
830
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:17,882
Oh.
831
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,172
[Sighs] Well,
you have the right
832
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,715
to be called whatever you want.
833
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,008
And I want you to
know that I am here
834
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:26,051
to help you to straighten out
the situation with the crew
835
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:26,887
if you want me to.
836
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:27,431
Thank you, sir.
837
00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:29,563
I appreciate that.
838
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:34,190
By the way, I also
had a nickname when
839
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,810
I was in the maritime academy.
840
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,516
Really?
841
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:42,146
Yes, I've, uh, never been
able to say it out loud.
842
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:44,156
Really?
843
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:47,158
[Sighs]
844
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:58,376
[Laughs] I'm surprised you
even whispered that one, sir.
845
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:02,421
Well, I only told you
because you're a good friend.
846
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:05,966
In fact, that's why
I called you in here.
847
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,802
Don't you know that we're
all your very good friends?
848
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,098
Thank you, sir.
849
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,022
[Snickers]
850
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:16,942
Woman (over intercom):
Ladies and gentlemen,
851
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,441
we hope you've all
enjoyed your stay
852
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,652
in wonderful puerto vallarta.
853
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,652
Just because we're leaving
Mexico doesn't mean the fun's
854
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:23,895
over.
855
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,606
Join us on the lido deck
for some late dancing
856
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:41,496
under the stars.
857
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,384
This is just the
beginning, Frances.
858
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:47,224
The mayoralty is
your first baby step.
859
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:50,301
From there, it could be
governor Hardy, senator Hardy.
860
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:51,177
Who knows?
861
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,893
You could even be
president someday.
862
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,813
Barry, you're
getting carried away.
863
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,812
Well, someday, there
will be a woman president.
864
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,404
Why not Frances Hardy?
865
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,309
And I could be first gentlemen.
866
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:04,147
Well, if anybody can
get me there, it's you.
867
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,395
You know how we
told the voters
868
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:09,986
about Phil's real estate scam
the day before the election?
869
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,494
I'd known about it for months.
870
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,247
You had?
871
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:15,618
Mm-hmm.
872
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:16,334
Why didn't you tell
me about it sooner
873
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:18,543
so we could announce it soon?
874
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:20,424
And give him time to reply?
875
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:21,341
No way.
876
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:26,048
Timing is what
elections are all about.
877
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,882
Barry, that's as
unethical as what Phil did--
878
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,137
maybe even worse.
879
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:34,139
All's fair in love and war.
880
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,313
I don't know if what
we have here is war.
881
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:36,562
It certainly isn't love.
882
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:55,374
Marcy, I just want you
to answer one question.
883
00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:57,712
Why did you follow
me on this cruise?
884
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:02,498
Because i-- I knew that you
were working yourself to death.
885
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,415
When the travel agent called
with your cruise reservations,
886
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:05,553
i--
887
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:08,009
I borrowed some new
clothes and I put
888
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,680
myself in hock for the fare.
889
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:15,928
I just thought I should try
and save your life somehow.
890
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,595
Isn't it a little presumptuous
for the switchboard operator
891
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:22,895
to think she can save the life
of the chairman of the board?
892
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,570
Look, Mr. Stockton.
893
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:25,568
Just because I'm a
switchboard operator
894
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,399
doesn't mean that i'm
not as good as you are.
895
00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:30,494
Oh, so now you're
as good as I am?
896
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,741
Yes, I think so.
897
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,072
Well, I think so too.
898
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,528
I just had to get you to see it.
899
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:41,578
Marcy, it doesn't
matter what you do.
900
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,075
What matters is what you are.
901
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,418
And you are the wonderful
woman who opened my eyes
902
00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:48,673
and showed me that there's
more to life than just
903
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,376
grinding away behind a desk.
904
00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:55,604
Marcy, I love you.
905
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,059
You're never getting
away from me again.
906
00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,430
It won't work.
907
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,636
You're-- well, you're still
chairman of the board.
908
00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:02,347
That's right.
909
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,226
I am chairman of the board.
910
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,073
And what I say goes.
911
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,518
And I say you're
going to marry me.
912
00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:11,696
Will you?
913
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:16,992
Yes, Mr. Chairman.
914
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:39,273
[Sighs] So what did you
want to talk to me about?
915
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:43,558
Well, first, I'd like to
say that, after what I said
916
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,524
to you the last
time that we met,
917
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:48,864
it's gracious of you to
even agree to see me.
918
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,731
You're right.
919
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,948
But then you're always right.
920
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:57,159
Apparently, not always.
921
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,081
Some city administrations
have scandals--
922
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,949
some sooner, some later.
923
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,327
My administration seems
to have had a scandal
924
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,375
before it even took office.
925
00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:07,498
And what was that?
926
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,005
I just found out that Barry
withheld the information
927
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,668
about your conflict of
interest until the last minute
928
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,257
so you couldn't respond.
929
00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,183
I apologize for my part in that.
930
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,812
Why apologize?
931
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,179
You obviously didn't
have any part in it.
932
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:25,886
But may I respond now?
933
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,018
It's unnecessary.
934
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:27,904
The election's over.
935
00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:32,689
Not really.
936
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,356
I think I'm still
running for nomination
937
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:40,906
on the Frances and Phil
ticket, or better yet,
938
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:41,703
the Phil and Frances ticket.
939
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,878
Maybe we could discuss
that in a smoke-filled room,
940
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,339
or a room of any kind.
941
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:05,061
[Sighs] And now do you want to
hear my response to your press
942
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,982
conference charges?
943
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,231
Not really.
944
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,192
Well, here it is anyway.
945
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:13,903
I signed a dollar-a-year
lease for all my property,
946
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,244
because our city needs
all the jobs that downtown
947
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,860
complex will bring.
948
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:21,277
Why didn't you
tell me that before?
949
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:25,497
Because I was too angry
with you to even talk to you.
950
00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:27,579
And since we're still
political opponents,
951
00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:30,084
it probably won't
be the last time.
952
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,877
You're right.
953
00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:37,262
So why don't we make up for
our next 50 fights right now?
954
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,072
Captain, you're the captain
and you tell us what to do.
955
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:55,279
But none of us want to see him.
956
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:56,399
That's right, merrill.
957
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,815
We can work with
him, but that's it.
958
00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,203
I just want you
to talk to him.
959
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,700
Captain, we have tried that.
960
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:02,622
Over and over.
961
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,159
And then over and over.
962
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,453
Well, you'll try it again.
963
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,667
[Knocking]
964
00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:12,917
Well, he's not here.
965
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:13,791
Let's go.
966
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,507
[Clears throat]
Maybe he's sleeping.
967
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,296
After you.
968
00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:36,149
Surprise!
969
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,283
What?
970
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:39,359
What is going on here?
971
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,145
Burl's having a
welcome home party.
972
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,947
Oh, really?
973
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,820
Who's the guest of honor, burl?
974
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,487
I am.
975
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,617
[Laughter]
976
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:50,124
Since I took an adult name,
I have behaved like a child,
977
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,325
right?
- Right.
978
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,415
- Yes.
- Yeah.
979
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:54,629
All you people are my friends.
980
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,170
You may call me
anything you want.
981
00:45:56,253 --> 00:46:00,133
But I prefer gopher.
982
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,255
You got it, burl.
983
00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:06,222
[Laughter]
984
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:23,032
See, Marcy, I told you
everything would work out.
985
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,703
Mr. Stockton, you
look like a new man
986
00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:26,281
since you've taken a cruise.
987
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:27,486
He is.
988
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,076
You're looking at a
recovered workaholic.
989
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:29,951
That's right.
990
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,787
And from now on,
I'm a "love-aholic."
991
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:33,673
Oh.
992
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,829
Oh, well, mayor
Hardy, good luck
993
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:35,997
with your new administration.
994
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,134
Oh, thank you, captain.
995
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,751
Frances?
996
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:41,047
Do I still get to ride
home in the mayor's car?
997
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:42,721
Oh, of course, Barry.
998
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:45,089
You're the one who got me
the car in the first place.
999
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,637
Phil, no hard feelings.
1000
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,181
No hard feelings, Barry.
1001
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:53,564
I came on this ship a loser and
wound up winning everything.
1002
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,774
Oh.
1003
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,443
Captain and Vicki, if
you're ever in our city,
1004
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:57,902
please come and see us.
1005
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,191
Oh, we sure will.
1006
00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:00,404
Maybe I can even arrange to
give you the key to the city.
1007
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,574
Why, thank you.
1008
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,743
And if you're not
there when we arrive,
1009
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,200
just leave it under the mats.
1010
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,740
[Laughter]
1011
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:09,453
Janet, I am so sorry that this
stupid business about my name
1012
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,905
almost ruined our cruise.
1013
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,245
[Laughs] Are you kidding?
1014
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:16,750
Don't you remember last night
under the welcome home banner?
1015
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,463
Oh, yeah.
1016
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,344
Gosh, I almost
forgot about that.
1017
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,090
[Chuckles] Well you better
not forget about that.
1018
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,433
Because the next time I see
you, I want everything repeated
1019
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:28,429
in exactly the same way.
1020
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,265
Gopher.
1021
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,890
[Growls]
1022
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,520
Any of you eavesdroppers
care to know
1023
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,147
what the captain's nickname
was at the maritime academy?
1024
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:43,775
Ooh, yeah, I do.
1025
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,110
Me too, what was it?
1026
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,293
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