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[Theme music playing]
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Love, exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.
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The love boat, promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Gloria!
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[Gasp] Adam.
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Gloria.
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Oh, Adam.
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[Clearing throat]
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Nice to meet you.
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Mm.
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Oh, Adam.
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I can tell we're going to
have a fun, fun, fun cruise.
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Oh, you bet we are.
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What do you say we
go to your cabin
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and see what exciting colors
it's been decorated in?
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Oh.
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Ok.
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Dr. Bricker?
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Yes?
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I'm hal williston.
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I am engaged to
Samantha, your ex-wife.
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Oh, great.
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Congratulations.
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Samantha is a lovely woman.
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Be sure to send me a wedding
invitation so I know when
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to stop the alimony payments.
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Oh, doctor, the reason I came
on a cruise was to study you.
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I beg your pardon?
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Yes, you see, Samantha always
speak so glowingly of you.
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She says I'm not quite
as thoughtful as you
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or as sophisticated as
you or as witty as you.
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I'll say one thing
about Samantha.
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She was always a
very honest woman.
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Hal williston: I don't
like to be second best.
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So I've come to
see how you do it.
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I want to be perfect, like you.
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Judy.
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[Laughs]
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Beth.
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Oh.
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It has been ages.
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Mhm.
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Well, I haven't seen any of
the hometown group in so long.
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But I miss you.
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Oh, I've missed you, too.
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[Laughing]
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So where's bill?
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Hey, he better board soon.
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We'll be sailing without him.
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We are sailing without him.
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Bill and I got a divorce.
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A divorce?
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Oh, I can't believe it.
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You were the perfect couple.
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That's what I thought
about you and John.
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Yeah.
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But it's still a shock.
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I would have bet
on your marriage.
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You would have lost.
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[Laughing]
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Hi.
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I hope I'm not intruding.
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But I felt that I had to
introduce myself to the two
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loveliest ladies on the ship.
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Well, the one you're not
looking at is Judy McCoy.
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And this is Beth Reed.
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Could I interest you
in dinner this evening?
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I usually like the
slow, romantic approach.
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But I've been told that one
has to work fast on cruises.
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No, thanks.
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I'm not on this cruise so
somebody can work fast on me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to be--
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Beth.
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Beth.
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It's hard to get back
into the dating game.
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I know.
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But if there's anything I
can do, I get off in an hour.
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We could have dinner.
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Judy, thanks.
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But you know, all
divorces aren't the same.
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I take it by that
unmistakable air of command
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that you, sir, are the captain.
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Well, yes.
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I'm captain merrill stubing.
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And this is my daughter, Vicki.
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David Blake and
my niece, Paula.
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His favorite niece, Paula.
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Hello.
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Mr. Blake, you are on
the promenade deck in
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adjoining cabins 342 and 344.
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Oh, and the champagne that you
ordered is chilled and waiting.
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Oh, something
special to celebrate?
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It's not every man who's
niece graduated top of the class
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from Harvard law school.
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Well, congratulations.
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Thank you.
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And thank him, too--
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uncle David paid for it.
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What a nice uncle.
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The nicest.
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That's so true.
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And there are so few of us left.
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Come along.
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Let's go hang up
your [inaudible]..
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Maybe we'll get some
business on board.
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Fantastic.
All right.
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Here we go.
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I think I see someone I know.
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Flash those pearlies!
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I'll be right back.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Uh, now that we know
each other so well,
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could we meet later
for a cocktail?
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[Laughing]
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Thanks.
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But I'm with my uncle.
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And I'm planning to
spend most of my time
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getting reacquainted with him.
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Well, if that's your uncle,
I might still be in luck--
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looks like he's made
plans of his own.
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Eleanor Cartwright.
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No.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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The likeness is amazing--
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same classic beauty,
daring style.
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How flattering.
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There is no Eleanor
Cartwright, is there?
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There must be one
somewhere in the world.
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Nice try.
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Thank you, ace.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Thank you, ace.
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Right.
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Uh.
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[Ship horn]
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[Cheering]
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[Background voices]
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[Laughter]
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Oh, isn't my Adam funny?
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As Samantha always said,
Adam bricker is very funny.
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And apparently, he has just
said something very, very funny
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at 11:27 am.
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Would you mind
repeating that very,
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very funny thing you just said
so that I can analyze it later?
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And then I can become
very, very funny, too.
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Well, I just say that i--
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it wasn't really that funny.
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Samantha always
said he was modest.
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She's always telling
me, considering
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he was the wittiest
man I ever met,
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it's even more amazing that
he was also the most modest--
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some dynamite
combination, hey, Isaac?
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I'll say.
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Can I have a
screwdriver, Isaac?
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Oh, sure.
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Care for another one, Adam?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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This is only orange juice.
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Hold it.
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Ah.
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Of course.
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It should be orange juice,
refreshing yet sophisticated.
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Make that orange juice,
Isaac, just like the master's.
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Oh, I love dating a man who
knows just the right drink
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to order at 11:29 am.
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Uncle David.
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Oh.
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It's beautiful!
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I thought you
were at the pool.
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I forgot my suntan lotion.
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Oh, it's exquisite.
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You shouldn't have.
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I didn't.
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It isn't a gift for you.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Wait a minute.
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This looks exactly like the
one that lady was wearing,
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the one you were talking
to you last night.
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It is exactly like hers,
because that's the one
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she's going to be wearing.
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What do you mean?
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I'm switching that phony
one for the real one.
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Paula, it's time I told
you the facts of life.
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I'm not a wealthy entrepreneur.
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I'm a wealthy Jewel thief.
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I don't believe it.
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You're teasing.
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No, it's true.
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You mean I've been
educated with corrupt money?
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Absolutely not-- that
money came from a very
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reputable and ethical fence.
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But there's good news.
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I'm planning to
retire after I've
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acquired the Parker diamonds.
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Uncle David, no--
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for heaven's sake, quit now.
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Can't.
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I made up my mind.
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I want that necklace.
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And I'm going to get it.
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Your uncle's a man of principle.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I'd really like to apologize.
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I didn't mean to come on
to you so strong earlier.
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It was just a natural
reaction to a beautiful woman.
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Well, thanks.
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You really are persistent.
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Persistent enough to talk
you into having dinner with me?
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Uh, I appreciate
the offer, but--
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no?
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I'm sorry.
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Well, you can't
blame a guy for trying.
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But uncle David,
what about me?
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If you get caught, it will be
in all the papers and on TV.
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What law firm would hire the
niece of a common criminal?
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Common?
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You consider your uncle common?
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All right, then--
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professional criminal.
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That's better.
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That has a classier ring to it.
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I don't think any
law firm would hold
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the sins of a nefarious
uncle against a
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brilliant and attractive niece.
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Just one thing--
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promise me you won't
go after that necklace.
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Would you believe
a promise made
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by a professional criminal?
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Uncle David.
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Uncle David.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
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I'm Andy Brooks.
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How do you do?
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Very well, thank you.
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I'm an ardent admirer
of your niece.
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Oh.
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You have good taste.
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Look, why don't you-- you
two sit down there together
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and have a drink.
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Thank you.
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Two ginger ales, please.
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Uncle David, we have
to finish discussing--
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no, no, later, honey--
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an ardent admirer of mine
appears on the horizon.
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Excuse me, kind lady.
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You're sure you're not
Eleanor Cartwright?
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No.
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I'm still not
Eleanor Cartwright.
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Don't you have any
other approaches?
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Yes, but they're not so much.
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If I were you, i'd
go with this one.
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Permit me to
introduce ourselves--
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David Blake, Martha Parker.
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You do know my name.
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How else could I have
planned our convivial seating
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00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:33,228
arrangement for dinner tonight?
273
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,232
Ha.
274
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,233
[Chuckle]
275
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,421
[Knocking]
276
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,172
Who is it?
277
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:36,081
[Knocking]
278
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,669
Dinner?
279
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,836
Somehow I had a
feeling it was you.
280
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,844
Well, if one red
Rose wouldn't convince,
281
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,636
I was hoping a dozen
might do the trick.
282
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,931
Look, I really don't think--
283
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:51,305
two dozen?
284
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,770
[Laughs]
285
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,941
Announcer: Dinner is
now being serviced
286
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,770
in the coral dining room.
287
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,265
It's French night.
288
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,146
Enjoy cuisine ranging
from coquilles
289
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,863
St. Jacques to crepes suzette.
290
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,372
Where's Adam tonight?
291
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,995
Our doctor is exactly
where he wants to be.
292
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,001
Yeah.
293
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,832
He's moving in on a
beautiful lady, sir.
294
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,469
Mm.
295
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,548
She is beautiful.
296
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,894
Yeah, if you like
beautiful women.
297
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,140
Guess we'll have
to tell him about it
298
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,102
when he comes out of his trance.
299
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,860
Would you like to go
dancing after dinner?
300
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:48,112
I'd like to do
anything you like, Adam.
301
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,237
[Giggle]
302
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,373
Doc.
303
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,079
I know that this
is a very romantic
304
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,369
evening for you and Gloria.
305
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,543
So I'd like you to have this
wine, with my compliments.
306
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,833
I've already opened it
so that it could breathe.
307
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,337
Isaac, thank you--
308
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,299
my favorite wine.
309
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,419
Hold it!
310
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,045
Adam's favorite, huh?
311
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,340
Let me see that label.
312
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,133
I never know what to order.
313
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,547
Adam's favorite wine is
a cabernet sauvignon.
314
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,347
Thank you.
315
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:19,311
[Glasses clinking]
316
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,555
He swills wine clockwise.
317
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,477
Counter-- that's
counter clockwise.
318
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,734
Counter-- that's
counter clockwise.
319
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,698
Now he's reversing the twirl.
320
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,738
He's twirling it the other way.
321
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,913
Adam bricker is truly the
sophisticate of sophisticates.
322
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,201
He Noel coward look
like a ditch digger.
323
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,207
Mm.
324
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,456
Now that's my favorite, too.
325
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,258
Cheers.
326
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:58,559
Here I am with the most
beautiful woman on the ship.
327
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,442
I can't believe you're
traveling alone.
328
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,610
Oh, I'm recently divorced.
329
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,359
Sorry.
330
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,783
Do you have any children?
331
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,111
Just one-- my ex-husband.
332
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,946
[Laughs] All men
aren't children, Beth.
333
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,292
You've got to give
some of us a chance.
334
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,039
I don't have to give
any of you anything.
335
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,753
It's interesting how bright,
charming, and intelligent
336
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,463
people find each other.
337
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,594
Thank you.
338
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,130
I think I've just been promoted.
339
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,053
I think we all have.
340
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:29,971
[Laughter]
341
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,928
Martha, that's a
stunning necklace.
342
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,759
But I'd be afraid to wear
anything that valuable.
343
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,965
I'd put it right
in the ship's safe.
344
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:39,734
Well, safes get
robbed, too, you know?
345
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,768
Besides, I bought it
to wear and enjoy.
346
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,522
What a refreshing thought.
347
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,904
Thank you.
348
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,150
Might I suggest that
when you're not wearing it,
349
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,691
you find a good place in
your state room to hide it--
350
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,446
maybe your bedroom slippers?
351
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,948
I feel perfectly safe
with it under my pillow.
352
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,331
Under your pillow?
353
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,078
That's not a bad
hiding place either.
354
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,909
What do you
think you're doing?
355
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,663
Samantha loves to dance.
356
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,655
She says you're a smooth dancer.
357
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,576
Tell me if I got it right.
358
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,342
I think I got your break down.
359
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,839
Ah!
360
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,342
But your lift is really tricky.
361
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,050
Oh!
362
00:18:59,137 --> 00:18:59,887
I think I got it!
363
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,602
Let me try it
one more time, huh?
364
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,392
Ah.
365
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:07,981
Help.
366
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,744
Paula, do you believe
in love at first sight?
367
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,072
No.
368
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,736
Do you?
369
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,285
No.
370
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,199
Let's get out in the moonlight
and take a second look
371
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,708
at each other, should we?
372
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,012
I have to take care
of something first.
373
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,800
Change partners?
374
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,597
Oh.
375
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,822
Uncle David, please
forget about that necklace.
376
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,479
The last time is always
the time you get caught.
377
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,488
You don't need the money.
378
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,859
And even if you do,
I'll be working soon.
379
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,656
And I'll support
you for a change.
380
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,950
Oh.
381
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,623
I'll think about it.
382
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,952
I always wanted
to be a kept man.
383
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,208
It was mean of you to
tell hal you had to go treat
384
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,798
a passenger with chicken pox.
385
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,894
You notice I didn't tell
him I had chicken pox?
386
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
Otherwise, he'd
have gotten a case
387
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,142
just so he could be like me.
388
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:24,852
Oh.
389
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,352
There's nobody like you, Adam.
390
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:32,233
I'd like to think not, at
least not in our century.
391
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,395
[Applause]
392
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,816
Bravo, Adam, bravo!
393
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:44,075
Samantha said you were an old
smoothie, and are you ever?
394
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:44,489
There's no one like you, Adam.
395
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,496
Wow.
396
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:53,789
I like to think not, at
least not in our century.
397
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,587
Excuse me.
398
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,665
Would your mind?
399
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,627
Oh.
400
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,637
I'm sorry, Adam.
401
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,509
I-- I'm so impressed
with your moves,
402
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,716
I guess I got carried away.
403
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,177
Please forgive me.
404
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,016
Well, I'll leave you two alone.
405
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,852
Thank you.
406
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,556
Samantha's going
to love it when
407
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:17,986
she sees the new me with my new
Adam bricker smoothie approach.
408
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,068
Thanks a million, master.
409
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:31,211
Well, shall we pick
up where we left off?
410
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:31,789
Oh, yes.
411
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,633
Let's do that.
412
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,054
[Muttering]
413
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,506
What?
414
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,096
I think hal put his
hand behind my neck.
415
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,962
I was kissing
Martha good night.
416
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,803
I see you didn't want to
leave any fingerprints on her.
417
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,798
Were you kissing her
goodnight, or was she
418
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,887
kissing her necklace goodbye?
419
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,432
Can't think why I
didn't send you to a law
420
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,136
school that takes eight years.
421
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:28,492
I'm sorry if I was a
little, oh, edgy earlier.
422
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,833
I really have
enjoyed the evening.
423
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,293
And I have enjoyed you.
424
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,544
You know, Joe, it's
getting a little late.
425
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,167
[Laughs]
426
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,344
Not too late for this.
427
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:48,589
Please don't
428
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,427
it was just a goodnight kiss.
429
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,142
Well, maybe I didn't
want a goodnight kiss.
430
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,312
Don't I have any
say in the matter?
431
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,981
Beth, I'm sorry.
432
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:57,690
I thought it'd be all right.
433
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,729
Would you just please leave?
434
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,524
Now!
435
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,146
[Softly crying]
436
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,792
Beth, I saw that.
437
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,464
I'm sorry.
438
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,592
I don't care.
439
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,380
Look, a lot of women
have been through what
440
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,263
you've been through.
441
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,879
I was bitter after
my divorce, too.
442
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,756
How do you know how I feel?
443
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:31,434
You're right.
444
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,761
I don't know how you feel.
445
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:37,227
I didn't get my divorce for
the same reason that you did.
446
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:44,515
Look, if you need to
talk, I'm still your friend.
447
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,648
I'm a real good listener.
448
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,985
[Softly crying] Oh.
449
00:24:54,826 --> 00:25:00,746
Bill didn't divorce me because
he didn't love me anymore.
450
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,752
He divorced me because he
couldn't deal with the fact
451
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:03,714
that I'd been with another man.
452
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,465
Another man?
453
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,429
Beth, I know you.
454
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:13,429
I can't believe
you had an affair.
455
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:14,221
I didn't.
456
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,941
I was raped.
457
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,478
[Crying]
458
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:26,863
Oh, Beth, honey.
459
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:41,872
[Crying]
460
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,787
Announcer: Attention, please.
461
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,375
Our delicious breakfast
buffet is now being
462
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,840
served on the starlight deck.
463
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:55,675
Do we have to have
breakfast out here on deck?
464
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:56,682
Oh, no.
465
00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:01,643
You think maybe we
could go to my cabin.
466
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,636
Mhm.
467
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:03,347
And
468
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:07,646
have breakfast?
469
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,112
Maybe just coffee and a roll.
470
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:15,034
I love rolls.
471
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,065
Hi.
472
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,487
Mind if I join you?
473
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:17,945
Oh, of course not--
474
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,414
sit down.
475
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:24,115
Oh, actually, hal,
I have something
476
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,917
I want to talk to Gloria about.
477
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:26,841
Excuse me.
478
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:27,748
I'm sure you understand.
479
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:31,506
Of course I understand, Adam.
480
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:32,419
Good.
481
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:33,587
Yeah.
482
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,925
That's another compliment
Samantha always paid you.
483
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,640
She said that you always seem
polite, even when you were
484
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,932
doing something
really, really rude,
485
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,016
like telling me to get lost.
486
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,271
Oh, you're really something.
487
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,312
Isn't he?
488
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,855
I'll never stop
learning from you.
489
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,610
Just dismissed me [inaudible].
490
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:57,618
So may we go to your cabin?
491
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,949
You were a little rude, Adam.
492
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:00,985
Oh, I didn't mean to be.
493
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,327
But we can certainly
talk about that later.
494
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,373
No, Adam--
495
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,786
I want to talk about it now.
496
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,479
Oh, Beth, you must
been through hell.
497
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:30,651
The rape was just the start.
498
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:43,952
I thought if I could get
bill to help me that somehow,
499
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,407
I would get over all the--
500
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:49,167
the rage and the humiliation.
501
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,127
I hadn't planned on my
marriage falling apart.
502
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,764
What happened?
503
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:04,770
Suddenly bill, he just
couldn't make love to me,
504
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:05,729
couldn't touch me.
505
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,360
We couldn't even talk about it.
506
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,902
Do you know, we just
became strangers.
507
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,623
It must've been
hard on him, too.
508
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,620
Well, maybe so, but all
I know is that the one man
509
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:30,003
in this world that I trusted, he
wasn't there when I needed him.
510
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,463
He wouldn't even go to the
rape treatment center with me.
511
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,593
I'm sure what bill did is
not typical of all husbands.
512
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,045
You know, you shouldn't
take it out on Joe.
513
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,715
Not all men are going
to let you down.
514
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:55,976
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
515
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:56,987
Morning.
516
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,028
Morning, captain.
517
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:58,901
- Yes, won't you join us?
- Yes, of course.
518
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,487
Oh, no thank you, please.
519
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,572
I was just telling my father
about the beautiful necklace
520
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:03,157
you were wearing last night.
521
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,661
Thank you.
522
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:08,332
My niece begged her
to put it in the safe.
523
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,793
Well, perhaps you'd
like my purser to take it.
524
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,464
Oh, no, that's not necessary.
525
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,671
No one's stolen it yet.
526
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:14,961
As you wish.
527
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:15,674
Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
528
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:16,553
We'll see you later.
529
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,008
By the way, I had a dream
about you last night, David.
530
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,755
Oh?
531
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,348
Yes.
532
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,103
I was asleep in bed.
533
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,346
And you came into my cabin.
534
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:37,608
And you tiptoed across the room.
535
00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,032
And then you bent down.
536
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,860
And?
537
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,775
And you kissed me.
538
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,872
And then you turned
out the light and left.
539
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:52,081
In my dream, I put out
the light and didn't leave.
540
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,955
You know, I like to
explain about last night.
541
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,415
It's ok.
542
00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,875
I've been coming
on a bit strong.
543
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:00,594
No.
No.
544
00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,133
It was not your fault, Joe.
545
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,390
Ever since my divorce, i--
546
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,984
I just haven't been able
to deal with men that well.
547
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:17,150
Maybe we can start over
and take it slowly this time.
548
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:21,238
Yeah.
549
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,699
I'd like that.
550
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,241
I was planning on taking a
tour of acapulco when we dock.
551
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,285
Hm?
552
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,539
I'd like that, too,
as long as you don't
553
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,121
mind touring with the tourist.
554
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,207
[Laughs] Deal.
555
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,002
Deal.
556
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,140
Gopher (on loudspeaker): Buenos
dias, ladies and gentlemen.
557
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,394
Welcome to amazing
acapulco, where
558
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,806
you can enjoy everything from
windsurfing to a horseback
559
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,605
ride on a secluded beach.
560
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:58,519
Whatever you enjoy,
there's an adventure
561
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:01,436
awaiting you in acapulco.
562
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,880
Gloria, when I
get home, I really
563
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:18,919
want to impress Samantha.
564
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,882
I want to be exactly like Adam.
565
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,883
So tell me-- does he kiss
with his eyes open or closed?
566
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:30,639
I don't know.
567
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,972
I always had my eyes closed.
568
00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,228
I know the answer.
569
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,738
I kiss with my eyes closed.
570
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:51,831
However, I punch
with my eyes open.
571
00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:54,789
[Clears throat] How can
you talk like that to hal,
572
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,001
who respects you so?
573
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:57,791
I'm sorry.
574
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:01,917
Adam, you have
a terrible temper.
575
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,046
As a matter of
fact, Adam bricker
576
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:11,683
has the most fantastic,
terrible temper I've ever seen.
577
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,813
Samantha, you gave up a prince.
578
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,707
[Laughter]
579
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,384
[Singing in Spanish]
580
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,344
Meet you for a
drink in an hour?
581
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:49,934
Oh, I can make
it in 45 minutes.
582
00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,639
Oh, that's even better.
583
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,009
[Shaking maracas]
584
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,015
Go away.
585
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,269
[Laughs]
586
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,941
Beth.
587
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,729
Oh, Judy, you were right.
588
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,443
I had the most
wonderful day with Joe.
589
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:03,903
Oh, good.
590
00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:07,241
I'm so happy!
591
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,068
Did you tell him?
592
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,243
Yeah.
593
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:11,281
After I relaxed.
594
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:15,164
[Giggle] Oh, he's just
so easy to talk to you.
595
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,293
I mean, I never
knew anybody could
596
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:20,869
be so understanding
and compassionate.
597
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,207
Oh, listen to me.
598
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:25,711
I think I'm falling in
love all over again.
599
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,255
Great!
600
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,718
Now maybe you can give me lists.
601
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:29,508
Oh, well, absolutely.
602
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,300
Yeah.
603
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,718
[Knocking]
604
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:35,514
Come in.
605
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,136
Hi, Andy.
606
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,185
I think you've come
to the wrong cabin.
607
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,269
Paula is next door.
608
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:47,284
David, I mentioned to you and
Paula that I was a stockbroker,
609
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:48,938
I know.
610
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,776
But I like you anyway.
611
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,162
Thank you.
612
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,988
But the truth is, I'm an
insurance investigator.
613
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:58,124
Oh, sounds like a dull job.
614
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,622
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
615
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:05,542
David, this is going to be
very unpleasant for me, feeling
616
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:07,376
the way that I do about Paula.
617
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,130
I know you have the
Parker necklace.
618
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,966
I haven't the vaguest idea
what you're talking about.
619
00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,301
Besides, I've just
been with Mrs. Parker.
620
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,466
And she didn't mention that
she was missing any diamonds.
621
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,516
Then she doesn't know
about the switch, does she?
622
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,481
I've been tailing you
for a long time, David.
623
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,521
I followed you onto the ship.
624
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,015
We know your modus operandi.
625
00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:29,146
We know that you
made a fake one.
626
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,993
And I know that the necklace is
right here in this stateroom.
627
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:33,239
Ridiculous.
628
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,031
Ridiculous?
All right.
629
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,163
I'll call the captain.
630
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,989
We'll tear this stateroom
apart until we find it.
631
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:38,334
Hold it.
632
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:41,249
I hate a messy room.
633
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:45,459
It's nice to be caught
by, uh, somebody I like.
634
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:51,918
You'll be taken
into custody when we
635
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,126
get back to the United States.
636
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,360
Hey.
637
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,018
Hey.
638
00:35:09,106 --> 00:35:12,236
What happened to the girl I
spent the day in acapulco with?
639
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,398
I'm sorry.
640
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,736
Sometimes I just sort of
drift off and think back.
641
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:19,202
About what happened to you?
642
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,203
Hm.
643
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:24,464
Oh, it must have been
a horrible experience.
644
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,419
It was.
645
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:29,209
It was terrifying.
646
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,673
I still can't walk
down the streets alone
647
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,713
anymore without hearing
footsteps behind me
648
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,628
and freezing inside because I
don't know what could happen.
649
00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,007
I can't even answer
my apartment door,
650
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,054
because I'm afraid of what
might be waiting there.
651
00:35:40,137 --> 00:35:42,387
Mind you, I try to
stop thinking about it.
652
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:45,693
But I just can't.
653
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,268
Let me help you.
654
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:51,483
I want you to know that I'll
be there whenever you need me.
655
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,276
Thanks, Joe.
656
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,084
Lord knows I'm going to
need a shoulder to lean on
657
00:36:01,158 --> 00:36:03,908
and get me through that trial.
658
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:04,695
What trial?
659
00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:06,577
I told you.
660
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,424
They caught the man
that attacked me.
661
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:09,499
I have to testify
when I go back.
662
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:13,594
You didn't mention
anything about testifying.
663
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:16,921
Do you think you can handle
that, I mean, getting
664
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,508
up in front of all
of those people,
665
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,933
telling every little detail?
666
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,061
Haven't you been through enough?
667
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,559
Do you know what
they do to witnesses?
668
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,561
Some smart aleck
defense attorney
669
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,943
is going to drag
every love affair
670
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,900
you've had through the mud.
671
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:32,861
Oh, no, no, no.
672
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,110
That's not admissible
in court anymore.
673
00:36:35,192 --> 00:36:37,282
Besides, I have nothing to hide.
674
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:41,451
Oh, but Beth, think of the
embarrassment, the humiliation,
675
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,032
how vulnerable
you're going to be.
676
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,946
No, wait.
Wait.
677
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,235
You know I think?
678
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:49,248
I think you're the one that's
worried about being humiliated.
679
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,332
You men really are alike.
680
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,919
Captain stubing
(On loudspeaker):
681
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:56,795
Ladies and gentlemen,
we hope you
682
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,971
had a fabulous day at acapulco.
683
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,970
Now it's time for a fabulous
night on the pacific Princess
684
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,803
as we set sail for home.
685
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,678
Dining, dancing, and
dazzling stars in the sky
686
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,936
are all included in the
price of your cruise.
687
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,558
So be sure to get
your money's worth.
688
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,493
[Elevator ding]
689
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:21,319
Doc, if you really want
to make your move on Gloria,
690
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,115
all I have to do
is invite hal up
691
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,449
to the Neptune bar for a drink.
692
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,663
Oh, thanks, goph.
693
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,753
But I made it pretty clear
to hal he'd be well advised
694
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,328
to stay away from me tonight.
695
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,963
Now all I've got to do is
kiss and make up with Gloria.
696
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,922
I just happen to have the
key she gave me to her cabin.
697
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:37,844
Good luck, sailor.
698
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,512
Oh, luck has
nothing to do with it.
699
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:45,181
But um, maybe I'll pick
up some wine and flowers.
700
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,887
[Piano music playing]
701
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:11,163
I'll see you later.
702
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,707
Now wait a minute, Paula.
703
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,672
I really do love you.
704
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:17,803
I've got an idea.
705
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,894
What kind of an idea?
706
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,049
It's very simple.
707
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:27,388
I'm letting David go.
708
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,562
Uh.
709
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,726
Thank you.
710
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:42,395
I always knew there were
qualities about you I admired.
711
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,906
Won't you get into trouble
with your insurance company?
712
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,069
No.
713
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,277
I haven't reported
anything to them yet.
714
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,656
Even Martha doesn't
know it was stolen.
715
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,624
So I can get it back to her
without saying who took it.
716
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,785
But you listen closely.
717
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,584
I'm putting you in
Paula's custody.
718
00:38:56,667 --> 00:39:01,207
If you pull another job ever,
you're both going to prison.
719
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:04,758
There's no problem.
720
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:05,682
I've retired.
721
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,470
Oh, Andy.
722
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:10,394
I do love you for this.
723
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:20,979
I'd kiss you myself.
724
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,687
But people would talk.
725
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:31,084
Hi, David.
726
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,250
How about a ginger ale?
727
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,456
Hi, Judy.
728
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:41,459
Hi.
729
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:45,665
I guess, um, Beth told
you what happened.
730
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:46,758
See, I'd rather
not talk about it.
731
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:47,552
Why not?
732
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,813
Because you are a passenger.
733
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,942
And as cruise
director, I'm supposed
734
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,610
to be polite to passengers.
735
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:02,068
You've got to understand
my point of view.
736
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,569
I understand
Beth's point of view.
737
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,572
And as to your point
of view, well, I
738
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:11,124
would give more to the woman
I was supposed to love.
739
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,160
Excuse me.
740
00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:27,125
Sweetheart, it's the master,
bearing gifts of apology.
741
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,064
[Giggling]
742
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,021
Gloria!
743
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,020
Oh!
744
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,153
Oh, Adam.
745
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,280
I'm so glad you dropped by.
746
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,238
I wanted to talk to
you about something.
747
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,238
Talk to me about something?
748
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,820
Whatever about?
749
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,865
By any chance is
that the something
750
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,369
you wanted to talk to me about?
751
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:57,371
Oh, well, he's one of
the somethings, Adam.
752
00:40:57,454 --> 00:41:02,634
But I also wanted to say
that, uh, [clears throat] I
753
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,040
like you very much.
754
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,877
Thank you.
755
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:10,722
And uh, but you're
just too perfect for me.
756
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,641
I need somebody
like him, a bumbler.
757
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,721
But Gloria, you've
got me all wrong.
758
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,176
The only reason you
think I'm perfect
759
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,056
is because he kept saying that
Samantha said I was perfect.
760
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,904
Samantha did say
you were perfect.
761
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,649
Gloria, don't pay
any attention to him.
762
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:24,941
I'm not perfect at all.
763
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,984
You saw me out there
on the starlight deck,
764
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,737
screaming angrily into
his tape recorder.
765
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,570
What's perfect about losing
your temper like that?
766
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:35,485
Well, now, Adam, perhaps
you weren't perfect
767
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,736
on that particular occasion.
768
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,907
But even then, you
were being imperfect
769
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,917
in a perfect sort of a way.
770
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:45,339
You know, that, that sort of
sophistication and ability
771
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,169
to turn frustration
to your own advantage
772
00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:47,674
would just be
impossible to live with.
773
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:53,553
You're probably right.
774
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:57,812
I brought these for you.
775
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,930
Oh, thank you, Adam.
776
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,307
They're beautiful.
777
00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:07,645
Well, I guess this
is goodbye, Gloria.
778
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,330
Goodbye, Adam.
779
00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:20,200
Goodbye.
780
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,077
Goodbye, hal.
781
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:21,873
Bye.
782
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:29,713
You look lovelier than
ever tonight, Gloria.
783
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:32,927
It's times like this I wish
I weren't quite so perfect.
784
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:38,394
[Door closing]
785
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,994
That was for
your academy award
786
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:54,149
winning performance in
front of uncle David.
787
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,408
Well, I had a great director.
788
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,043
I wasn't sure it
was going to work.
789
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,660
It took some great
acting on your part
790
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,916
to convince a man as
sharp as uncle David
791
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:05,369
that you were an investigator.
792
00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,037
Well, thanks.
793
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,376
But when he finds out that
I'm really a stockbroker
794
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:12,091
and we framed him,
he's going to kill us.
795
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:12,922
You're right.
796
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:20,643
I think we should tell him the
truth, right after the wedding.
797
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,601
After the wedding?
798
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,557
Who's wedding?
799
00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,476
Well, ours.
800
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,275
Who could be mad at
a bride and groom?
801
00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:03,181
Not long ago, I read
an article in the paper.
802
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:10,725
An old man, in broad daylight,
was robbed at knife point.
803
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,154
At least 20 people saw it
and did nothing to help.
804
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,277
So?
805
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:22,905
I remember how incensed I was.
806
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,253
Those people turned their
backs on that old man
807
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,369
while he was being attacked.
808
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,497
I'm so ashamed of myself, Beth.
809
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:36,547
I did the same thing to
you, only it was worse.
810
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,432
I didn't turn my
back on a stranger.
811
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,931
I turned my back on
someone I care about.
812
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:49,307
And you do understand.
813
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:54,185
I love you, Beth.
814
00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:59,204
You know, you're the one
with the real strength.
815
00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:03,489
But if it'll be of any
help, I'll be at your side.
816
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:05,785
And during the trial.
817
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,409
Every day of my
life if you'll let me.
818
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,242
- Well, goodbye.
- Oh, goodbye.
819
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:47,827
Goodbye, captain.
820
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,161
Thank you very much.
821
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,116
It was nice
having you with us.
822
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,495
Thank you.
823
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,882
And I still love your
necklace even in the daytime.
824
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:56,418
Well, I think I found
the safest place for it.
825
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,383
We all had a wonderful time.
826
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,723
Exciting is more like it.
827
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:02,888
Well, wonderful and exciting
times are our specialty.
828
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:05,508
Tell us, Andy, who
was the Jewel thief?
829
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,676
You have the necklace back.
830
00:46:06,763 --> 00:46:07,893
What's the difference?
831
00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,313
It could have been
anyone, even me.
832
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:12,561
[Laughs]
833
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,154
Oh, Beth, it is so nice
to see you happy again.
834
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:16,900
I am.
835
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:17,572
Thanks.
836
00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,229
Thanks for everything.
837
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:27,330
And you-- you better make
sure she stays that way.
838
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:28,449
Oh, we'll invite you
over every anniversary
839
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,615
so you can see for yourself.
840
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:34,710
- Goodbye.
- Take care.
841
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:35,501
See ya.
842
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:44,723
Oh.
843
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:45,841
Goodbye, Adam.
844
00:46:49,431 --> 00:46:50,931
Goodbye, Gloria.
845
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:51,886
What a guy--
846
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,975
lost his girl to a
man way beneath him.
847
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:58,022
And still, he shows class.
848
00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:00,026
Will you put that thing away.
849
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,238
Sure.
850
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,238
Oh, one thing more--
will you phone Samantha
851
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,200
and tell her i'm
getting married?
852
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:05,530
Me?
853
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,204
Yeah.
854
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:08,992
She says you have a
winning way on the phone.
855
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,826
I'm beginning to think
the reason Samantha thought
856
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:15,372
I was so perfect was because I
was paying her alimony, which
857
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,377
I guess I still am.
858
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,248
[Weak laugh]
859
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:19,674
[Giggle]
860
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:22,423
Adam, if I know you,
I'll bet you're the world's
861
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,086
greatest alimony payer.
862
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,965
Yeah.
863
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:27,762
Bye.
864
00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:32,429
Well, he certainly
does have a fantastic
865
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,686
walk, Isaac Washington.
866
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,438
You can tell that just by the
fluid way he stands there.
867
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,440
Well, that is because
he is indeed the master.
868
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,402
Right-- to the master.
869
00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:41,232
All: To the master.
870
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,535
[Theme music]
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