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Leave Barney alone! What's come over you?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Wilma.
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I guess it's just a case of opening night jitters.
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But, Fred, you've nothing to be frightened about.
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'All you need is self-confidence.'
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Yeah, Wilma's right, Fred.
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I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
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- You'll be a flop. - A flop?
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That's what I'm afraid of!
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Call the whole thing off. I'm not goin' on tonight.
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What you need is something to keep your mind off tonight.
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I'll turn on the radio.
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- That'll relax you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Y-yeah, the radio. I-it'll calm my nerves.
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(Rocky on radio) 'This is Rocky Weed. And now for the news.'
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'Top stories from all over the world.'
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'Bedrock, the eyes of the nation will be on this city tonight'
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'as an unknown named Fred Flintstone'
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'introduces his new dance, "The Frantic."'
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[Rocky laughing] 'Fred Flintstone, what a name.'
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Oh, no, please!
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Change the station.
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(man on radio) 'And I'd like to dedicate this next record to Fred Flintstone'
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'who'll be opening at the Bedrock-A-Go-Go tonight.
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'Good luck, Fred. You're gonna need it.'
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No, please. W.. I-I don't wanna do it.
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D-d-don't make me do it!
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[sobbing]
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[Pebbles babbling]
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Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles.
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He's just havin' a simple nervous breakdown.
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[sobbing continues]
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[theme song]
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[siren blaring]
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Yabba-dabba-doo!
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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
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♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time a dabba doo time ♪
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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪
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(man on TV) 'Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.'
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'You are tuned to ABC.'
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'The Abba-Dabba Broadcasting Company.'
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- Here it comes, Wilma. - Our favorite show.
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Oh-ho! I can hardly wait.
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(man on TV) 'And it's "Shinrock!"'
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[cheering]
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[cheering]
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[babbling]
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And here he is, your "Shinrock" host
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Jimmy O'Neill Stone.
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[audience cheering]
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Howdy-ha, Shinrockers and all you big-oh daddies.
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Boy, howdy, we've got a big line up
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of top teen recording stars for you.
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And all your favorites are here.
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Including Oscar and the Orangutans.
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[audience cheering]
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And straight from the sandy shores of Santa Barbarock
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there they are, The Wipeouts!
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[audience cheering]
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'We'll hear from them again at low tide.'
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But now, for our very special guest stars
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one of the country's most popular recording groups
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The Beau Brummelstones.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ I hate to say it but I told you so ♪
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♪ Don't mind my preachin' to you ♪
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♪ I said don't trust him baby now you know ♪
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♪ You don't learn everything there is to know in school ♪
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♪ Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice ♪
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♪ I said that he was a tease.. ♪
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Oh, I just adore The Beau Brummelstones.
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- Don't you, Betty? - Yes, especially this number.
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It's from their new album.
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♪ Laugh laugh I thought I'd laugh ♪
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♪ It seemed so funny to me ♪
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♪ Laugh laugh you met a guy ♪
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♪ Who taught you how it feels to be ♪
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♪ Lonely oh so lonely ♪
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(Jimmy) 'And now all you dragsters'
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'let's put four on the floor'
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'a hangin' five, act alive.'
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Here's the latest dance craze.
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It's sweepin' the high school locker rooms
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from coast to coast.
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So come on all you hot-rodders
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'let's get ready to do the "Pterodactyl."'
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[instrumental music]
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[all squawking]
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It's the "Pterodactyl," Betty.
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- Let's give it a whirl. - I'm game.
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All we've got to lose is our dignities.
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[both laughing]
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[both squawking]
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Ooh, this is fun.
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Ah, and it makes you feel so, so primitive.
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[both squawking]
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That's it, kids.
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[both squawking]
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Bamm-bamm!
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[squawking]
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So, now they've named a dance after us.
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Yeah, I'm sure glad I'm not people.
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You said it. The human race is comin' in second.
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[squawking]
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Oh, boy, Barney, I'm starvin'.
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I wonder what Wilma's got in the oven tonight.
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Probably lots of leftovers.
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[laughing]
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Uh, no offence, Fred.
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Uh, just a little before-dinner joke.
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Yeah, very little.
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We've gotta eat fast tonight, Barney
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so we can go practice for the bowling tournament.
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Oh, don't worry, Fred, we'll get to the alley.
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The girls are pooling their culinary resources.
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Now what the heck does that mean?
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"Pooling their culinary resources?"
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In plain language, it means
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twice the amount of instant frozen dinners
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in half the time.
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That figures.
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screech
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Well, here we are at the old homestead.
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[Wilma and Betty squawking]
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Hey, what's happened to them?
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[squawking continues]
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(Fred) 'Looks like they might've eaten a poison toadstool.'
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(Barney) I'd say they were gettin' set to fly south for the winter.
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Hey, we better get in there fast.
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[instrumental music]
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[all squawking]
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Look at 'em, Barney.
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They've gone berserk.
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Hey, that'd be a good name for the dance.
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The Berserk.
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It's called the "Pterodactyl," smarty-pants.
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Come on and try it.
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(Barney) 'Uh, no, thanks, Betty'
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I'm, uh, still trying
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to learn The Turkey Truck.
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How about you, Fred?
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All you have to do is flap your arms and squawk.
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[squawking]
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Flap my arms and squawk?
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What do you think I am? One of those goofy teenagers?
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Right, Fred, you're no goofy teenager.
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You're a goofy middle-ager.
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[laughing]
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Quiet, Barney, we'll miss Jimmy O'Neill Stone.
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[audience cheering]
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Hey, if you boss Shinrockers at home would like
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to see our show in person
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just drop by the station
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and pick up your free tickets.
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Hear that, Betty?
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- Free tickets to "Shinrock." - What's the good?
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By the time we can get downtown, they'll all be gone.
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Oh, Fred and I can pick 'em up for you
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on our way home from bowling.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I'm not goin' anywhere near that Shinrock studio.
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Those kids might stampede and we'd be trampled.
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Okay, Fred, if that's the way you feel.
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- Come on, Betty. - Hey, wait a minute.
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What about our dinner?
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Sorry, Fred, we're not going
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anywhere near the kitchen.
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When you smell food, you and Barney might stampede
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and we'd be trampled.
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[both laughing]
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Touche. Touche.
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They've got us by the appetite, Fred.
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Okay, okay. We'll pick up your Shinrock tickets.
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But first let me take care of Jimmy O'Neill Stone.
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Welcome back to "Shinrock."
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Well, that's one way of keepin' up their ratings.
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Watch closely, Barney boy
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straight down the ol' alley way!
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[thudding]
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Fred Flintstone, wouldn't you know it?
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And this is one of his better nights.
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Ouch!
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Hope you don't mind a bit of criticism, Fred
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but, uh, that one was a little wide.
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Yeah, and maybe I need a heavier ball
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than the one I've been usin'.
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Oh, you got the King-Kong model.
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Be careful. It's awful heavy.
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Don't worry about me, Barney boy.
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You know the old Flintstone confidence.
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thud
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[groans]
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Well, so much for his confidence.
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Yaa-oww!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Somebody up there likes me.
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[Fred groaning]
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You're lucky they had this first-aid stuff, Fred.
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- How's the footsy? - Ah!
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Oh! The pain!
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I'll never make it to the parking lot, Barney.
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Just leave me behind with a canteen.
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Oh, don't despair, Fred.
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The trick is to keep your mind off your injury.
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'Now, let's talk about somethin' else.'
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- Like what? - 'Well, uh..'
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Here's a paper, uh, let's see what's in the news.
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Uh, listen to this.
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"Doctor perfects new technique
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for treating fractured feet."
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"Fractured feet?" Ah!
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Uh, what's the matter with you?
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Oh-oh, well, uh, struck out on that one.
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Let's see now. Oh, oh..
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How about the, uh, latest traffic accident--
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Oh, never mind.
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Just, just get me home to bed.
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[instrumental music]
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Ooh! Ooh, take it easy, Barney.
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Oh, watch those bumps.
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Yeah, sure, Fred. Hey, hey, look.
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'There's the TV studio where Shinrock comes from.'
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(Fred) 'So what? What are you doin'?'
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Runnin' a sight-seeing tour?
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(Barney) 'Fred, don't you remember?'
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'We promised to pick up those tickets for the girls.'
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(Fred) 'Alright, alright.'
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Just so it doesn't take all night.
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"Shinrock Dance Auditions."
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Hey, they must be auditioning kids for the show.
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[squawking]
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That's the way to dance, kids.
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You're real boss.
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Put 'em down for tomorrow's show, Machael.
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That's boss with me, boss.
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Would you cut that out? You sound like my echo.
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What's the dance line up?
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We open the show with a Rockuzi
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segway into the Pygmy
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'and finish with the Woo-woo.'
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Boy, those kids really move, don't they, Fred?
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[humming]
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Oh, come on, will you act your age?
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Let's get the tickets and..
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Hey, Barn, Barn, look out where
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you're swingin' that bowling ball.
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- It's gettin' really-- - Whoops!
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thud
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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Go dad, go.
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Where did he learn that?
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Yabba-dabba-daai.
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Yaai-yaai-yaai.
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Yaai-yaai-yaai.
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Who is that guy? He's sensational.
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Oldest lookin' teenager I ever saw.
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Who cares? Look at that dance of his.
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Must be original.
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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Yaay-yaai-yaai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Yaay-yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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[groaning]
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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai ♪
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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai ♪♪
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How do you like that? It's catching on already.
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The kids love it. Stop the music. Hold the beat.
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Barney, I'm gonna pulverize you for this.
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Hold it. Hold it. Save your strength.
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Huh?
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What do you call that dance of yours?
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Dance? What are you? A wise guy?
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I was out of my head with pain.
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Yeah, that's for sure, Fred.
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I've never seen you so frantic.
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Wait a second. That's it.
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- That's it. - What's it?
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That new dance of yours.
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We'll call it The Frantic.
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It'll sweep the country.
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The Frantic! It'll be bigger than The Jerk.
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Uh, you hear that Fred? You'll be bigger than a jerk.
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Thanks. What are you guys blabbin' about?
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Will you let me out of here?
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The Frantic!
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Look at that stilted movement.
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Nobody can do it like he can.
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I'll pay you a $100 just for a starter.
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I don't care about any si..
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Did you say a..
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...a hun-hun-hundred dollars..
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Well, that's what he said, Fred.
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[babbles] A hundred dollars.
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In cold cash.
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All you have to do, is introduce The Frantic
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at my club, The Bedrock A-Go-Go.
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The Bedrock A-Go-Go?
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- 'Hey, uh, I've heard of that.' - Quiet. Quiet, Barney.
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You mean all I have to do is hop around like this?
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Attaboy, Fred, but don't forget to yell.
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What'd you say, Barney?
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Yabba-dabba-daai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Yaai-yaai-yaai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!
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He's great. What a talent!
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Wait till I see him at my club tomorrow night.
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Oh, uh, that reminds me
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about, uh, Mr. Flintstone's contract.
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- Contract? - Oh, yes, uh..
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You see, I'm his business manager and advisor.
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Well, let's see now, uh
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he'll be wanting his name in lights
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a, uh, private dressing room..
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Uh, let's see, what else do big stars get?
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
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Uh, he gets to keep all the money
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'the customers throw at him.'
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[instrumental music]
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And they're actually going to pay Fred
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to hop around screaming?
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Believe it or not, Betty.
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And we're all invited to the Bedrock A-Go-Go
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to see his opening.
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And all because he dropped
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a bowling ball on his foot.
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Ah, Fred has all the luck.
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Well, be optimistic, maybe one of these days
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something will drop on Barney.
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[chuckles] We can only hope for the best.
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Where is Fred now?
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'Practicing The Frantic?'
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No, he's still in bed.
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And if I know Fred, he's probably
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dreaming about his new career.
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[snoring]
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Frantic the frantic the frantic ♪
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(male #1) "Flintstone and The Frantic sweep country."
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"Frantic record album hits two billion mark."
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"Flintstone opens chain of Frantic dance studios."
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Sir, are you sure I can learn this dance?
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Of course, my good man. Of course!
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We'll start your lessons right away.
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'Now, uh, what did you say your name was?'
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It's..
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...Arthur Murray Rock.
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I'm sorry, general, the president
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is in an emergency meeting with his cabinet
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and cannot be disturbed.
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[snapping fingers]
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Attaboy, prez, you're gettin' it.
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'Now keep that leg up, Mr. Defense Secretary.'
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'Now, everybody.'
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Yabba-dabba-daai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Good. Good! Now, you guys keep practicing.
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I've got important business overseas.
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[snapping fingers] That's real boss, mon general.
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- Real boss. - Uh, oui, oui.
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Viva la Frantic.
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[instrumental music]
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(all) Yabba-dabba-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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That's the way to do it, fellas.
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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-ya..
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Hey, hey, Fred. Fred, wake up--
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[Fred mumbles]
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Fred, this is Barney, your manager.
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We're supposed to rehearse, remember?
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That's right.
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In a few hours
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I'll be in that nightclub floor
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all alone!
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Oh, there's nothing to get upset about, Fred.
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Wilma, Betty and I will be in the audience rooting for you.
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Uh, uh, yeah.
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Yeah, but the rest of the people
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s-supposin' they don't like me.
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(Barney) 'Well, look at it this way, Fred.'
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'Anybody can make a fool of themselves'
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'but you're gettin' paid for it.'
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Oh, you're a real comfort, Barney.
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'A real comfort.'
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splat
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My hair just got washed,
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and I can't do a thing with it.
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Come on, let's rehearse my number.
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Uh, right, Fred.
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I'll just plug in the guitar, uh
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tune her up.
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[strums guitar]
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And, uh..
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[zapping]
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Barney, what the heck happened?
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AC guitar, DC outlet.
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Eh, you mind unpluggin' me, Fred?
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Oh, I'm beginning to feel a little barbecued.
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[zapping]
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Boy, when these things short, they really short.
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You wouldn't have a spare tuba, would ya?
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Never mind the instruments.
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You can hum the tune. Now take it from the top.
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Yeah, uh, right-o, Fred.
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A one, a two..
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[tapping]
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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai.. ♪♪
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(Barney) 'Hey, hold it, Fred.'
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[stammers] W-what's the matter now?
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Well, that scream of pain, it's beginning to lack sincerity.
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Lack sincerity?
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Uh, yeah. Here, I'll fix it.
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thud
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Ah! Barney, I'm gonna fix you--
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Fredrick Flintstone, for shame
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leave Barney alone!
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What's come over you?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Wilma.
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I-I guess it's just a case of opening night jitters.
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But, Fred, you've nothing to be frightened about.
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'All you need is self-confidence.'
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Yeah, Wilma's right, Fred.
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I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
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- You'll be a flop. - A flop?
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That's what I'm afraid of!
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Call the whole thing off. I'm not goin' on tonight.
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What you need is something to keep your mind off tonight.
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I'll turn on the radio.
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- That'll relax you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Y-yeah, the radio, it-it'll calm my nerves.
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(Rocky on radio) 'This is Rocky Weed. And now for the news.'
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'Top stories from all over the world.'
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'Bedrock, the eyes of the nation will be on this city tonight'
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'as an unknown named Fred Flintstone'
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'introduces his new dance, The Frantic!'
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'Ha-ha-ha! Fred Flintstone. What a name!'
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Oh, no, please.
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Change the station.
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(man on radio) 'And I'd like to dedicate this next record to Fred Flintstone'
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'who'll be opening up the Bedrock A-Go-Go tonight.'
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'Good luck, Fred. You're gonna need it.'
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No, please. W.. I-I don't wanna do it.
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D-d-don't make me do it!
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[bawling]
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[Pebbles babbling]
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Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles.
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He's just havin' a simple nervous breakdown.
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[bawling]
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thud
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[instrumental music]
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Standing room only, folks. Standing room only.
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Here we are, first-nighters.
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Bedrock A-Go-Go.
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Just look at that crowd.
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And they're all here to see Fred.
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Say, uh, that reminds me.
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Hiya, Fred, how ya doin'?
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[muffled chattering]
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I wonder if it was right to tie up Fred, Betty.
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It was the only way to get him to come to his opening, Wilma.
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He sure put up a fight, didn't he?
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[laughs] Hey, here, Fred.
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Uh, let me take your gag off.
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[muffled chattering]
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I'll get you for this, all of you, you hear me?
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Easy, Fred, your fans will hear you, too.
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You wanna destroy your image?
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Come on, Betty, we better get to our table
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before the show starts.
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Okay, Wilma. Good luck with your number, Fred.
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Let's go, Fred.
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'I'll escort you to your dressin' room.'
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!
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Get me out of here, Barney
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before they tear me apart.
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Yaai-yaai-yaai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!
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'Yaai-yaai-yaai!'
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Boy, how frantic can you get?
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[crowd screaming]
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Look at this place, Wilma.
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Every teenager in town must be here.
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Oh, I hope Fred has calmed down by now.
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He was so upset.
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Everything will be fine, Wilma.
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Barney knows how to handle Fred.
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He'll keep him calm.
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[teeth chattering]
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Will you stop shaking, Barney?
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You're more nervous than I am.
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[teeth clattering] T-t-there's nothin' to worry about, F-Fred.
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S-s-so what if they are a, a-a hostile audience?
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A hostile audience?
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You really think so?
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Oh, boy!
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Where's my wig?
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creak creak
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Here, Barney, hold this pin.
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- Yeah, okay, Fred. - Uh, h-how's it look?
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(Barney) 'Uh, uh, like a wig, what else?'
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Jimmy O'Neill Stone told me to wear it.
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Says you gotta have a gimmick.
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Uh, especially when you don't have any talent.
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You're right, Barney, I don't have any talent.
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Oh, why did I ever get into show business?
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Why? Why?
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[instrumental music]
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Uh-oh, the show's started, Fred.
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The moment of truth has arrived.
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[sobbing] Oh, no!
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[audience cheering]
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Howdy hush, Shinrockers and Winga Ding Dingers
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this is a big night at the Bedrock A-Go-Go.
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You'll be witnessing a brand new dance
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performed by its originator
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'Frantic Freddy Flintstone.'
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[audience cheering]
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But first, here to sing their latest hit song
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let's have a big hand for The Beau Brummels Stones.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Before I go I'd like to say one thing ♪
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♪ Don't close your ears to me ♪
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♪ Take my advice and you find out that he is ♪
527
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♪ Just another guy who'll cause you misery ♪
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♪ Don't say you can't get any boy to call ♪
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♪ Do be so smug or else ♪
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♪ You'll find you can't get any boy at all.. ♪
531
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Imagine, Wilma
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The Beau Brummels Stones in person!
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♪ Laugh laugh I thought I'd die ♪
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♪ It seemed so funny to me ♪
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♪ Laugh laugh you met a guy ♪
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♪ Who taught you how it feels to be.. ♪
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[sighing]
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♪ Lonely oh so lonely ♪♪
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[audience cheering]
540
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Uh, that's your cue, Fred.
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[babbling]
542
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I-I can't do it, Barney.
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I can't go on.
544
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[knocking on door]
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Where's Flintstone? It's his cue.
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- 'Get him out here!' - It's okay, Fred.
547
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I'll just tell him you collapsed.
548
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Here, uh, take a seat and relax.
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Thanks, Barne..
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[screams]
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thud
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[screams]
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thud
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
556
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Wow! What a pip of an entrance!
557
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And here he is. Frantic Freddy Flintstone!
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[Fred screaming]
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Wait a minute. He's not doing The Frantic.
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What's he doing?
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[yelling]
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thud
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He's done it again.
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It's another new dance.
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The Flintstone Flop!
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[audience shouting]
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It's the Flintstone Flop!
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thump
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thump
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[screaming]
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thump
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thump
573
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Did you call a doctor, Barney?
574
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Uh, he's on the way.
575
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Uh, you know, you really gotta hand it to Fred.
576
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What do you mean?
577
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Every time he hurts himself
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it's a new dance.
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He'll make a fortune if he lives.
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[laughs]
581
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And the doctor said you'll be up and around in no time.
582
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Yeah, I know.
583
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All I need is peace and quiet.
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crash
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How you doin', Fred?
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He looks like an ad for the pain without payments medical plan.
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[laughs]
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Nothin' like laughin' at my aches and pains, is there?
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(Wilma) Don't be grouchy, Fred.
590
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Barney brought you a present.
591
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Looks like a book.
592
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Uh, yeah, that's right.
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Somethin' to help you pass the time.
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I hope you haven't read it yet, Fred.
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(Fred) "Dance Your Way To Happiness."
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It's a book on dance lessons!
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Well, you don't wanna be a wallflower forever, Fred.
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Wallflower!
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I'll wallflower you..
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[crash]
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[Fred groaning]
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Poor Fred, he hit his head on the door.
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[groaning]
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Well, he just created another new dance.
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The Flintstone Frenzy.
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Oh, my!
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[laughing]
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[theme song]
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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
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♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
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♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
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♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
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Wilma!
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[instrumental music]
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