All language subtitles for The Flintstones S05E08 Dr Sinister 1080p HMAX WEB-DL DD2 0 H 264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

pow pow pow

(male #1 on TV) 'Take that.'

'And that, and that. And that.'

Boy, I love this Jay Bondrock Show.

- Don't you, Fred? - Yeah, Barney.

Pass me the peanut butter sandwich.

- 'Uh, here you are, Fred.' - Thanks, Barney.

- Grr. - Take that.

And that.

And that.

bam bam

(female #1 on TV) 'Jay Bondrock, you're wonderful.'

I know.

[smooching]

Grr.

bam

Grr.

[shattering]

And now to destroy the island

and get rid of evil for good.

Jay Bondrock, you're wonderful.

I know.

[smooching]

(Jay) 'Come, my darling.'

We only have seven seconds to get off the island.

You think he'll make it, Fred?

I don't know. Why not? He's done pretty good so far.

[rumbling]

boom

Well, that takes care of evil for good.

(both females in unison) Jay Bondrock, you're wonderful.

I know.

Wowie, that Jay Bondrock is some guy, huh, Fred?

You said it, a beast with the men

and a pussycat with the ladies.

Say, did you notice he looked a little like me?

Oh-ho-ho, Fred, you must be kidding.

No, no, I mean it. He's a lot skinnier, of course.

'But the general type.'

Look at this, Barney. You notice the resemblance?

Only the way your ears stick out.

[laughing]

Fred, are you through watching TV?

Watch this, Barney.

Oh, you lucky girl, you may kiss me if you like.

What in the world?

Stop that, Fred. What's the matter with you?

Well, I was just demonstrating the resemblance

between Jay Bondrock and me.

Hey, you're pretty good, Fred.

[laughing]

(Wilma) 'Oh, Jay Bondrock.'

'That's all you two ever watch.'

Pebbles and Bamm Bamm

can't get near the TV set anymore.

(Fred) 'Well, that show isn't for kids.'

That's pretty strong stuff.

Romance, intrigue, beautiful girls

'secret missions.'

Well, if you're interested in secret missions

I've got one for you right now.

The Rubble's are staying for dinner

so go to the market and pick up 10 pounds

of brontosaurus burgers and some buns.

Alright, Wilma. Alright, don't shove.

And don't stop anywhere along the line.

'It's getting late, and everybody's hungry.'

Okay, okay. Come on, fellow adventurer.

Right with you, Fred.

[instrumental music]

You know, sometimes I just don't understand those men.

Let's face it, Wilma

men always wish their lives were wild and exciting

like Jay Bondrock.

(Wilma) 'But if anything really exciting ever did happen to them--'

They would panic.

[giggling]

[wheels creaking]

You know, Barney, the trouble with today's living is

all the adventure's taken out of life.

Everything's too easy, too safe.

You're right, Fred.

thud

It's just one humdrum day after another.

Look at us right now, two able-bodied, red-blooded men

and what are we doing?

We're going to the supermarket.

Yeah, you never see a guy like Jay Bondrock

going to the supermarket.

[laughing]

With all those girls, he doesn't have time

to think about food.

Yeah. He-he.

Well, he leads some life, that guy.

Uh, watch out, Fred. Watch out.

[wheels screeching]

It's about time you two showed up.

Here, take this and deliver it quick, or everything is lost.

Aren't you making a mistake?

Here they come. Here they come.

Go quickly and good luck.

What the..

[wheels screeching]

No. No. No, no, no!

Gee, did you see that, Fred?

Yeah. You suppose they were just giving him a lift?

Gosh, I don't know, but if it was me, I'd rather walk.

The address on this thing is "1717 Stoney Lane."

What do you think we oughta do with it?

I think we oughta forget it.

Ah, come on, Barney, it's not far from here.

Gee, I don't know, Fred.

It's not gonna kill us

to do a guy a small favor, is it?

thud

Oh, maybe you're right, Fred.

But I wonder why he didn't just put it in the mailbox.

Matter of time, I guess.

- Yeow! Look, Fred, up there. - Huh?

thud

Wowie.

You think that was an accident, Barney?

Gee, I don't know, Fred.

But-but it almost happened to us.

[dramatic music]

(Barney) 'Hey, Fred, look.'

There's another one at 10 o'clock.

Run, Barney. It's every man for himself.

vroom

thud thud thud

Hit the deck, Barney. Hit the deck.

thud thud thud

Hey, Barn, you okay?

Yeah, Fred. Wow, that was close.

I don't like to frighten you, Barney

but I think somebody means us no good.

(Barney) 'Oh, I think it's worse than that, Fred.'

I think somebody's trying to kill us.

[intense music]

(Barney) "1717 Stoney Lane."

Hey, Fred, this is the place.

Uh, just slip the envelope under the door.

- And then what? - We run, of course.

Oh, smart idea, Fred.

slam

- What the.. - 'Help, Fred. Help! Help!'

I'm coming, Barney, pal.

bam

thud

Steady, Fred.

Hello, good-looking's. I am Madame Yes.

"Madame Yes?" Yabba dabba doo.

Tell me, what brings two nice men's like you

to a place like this?

Well, uh, I'd, say, uh, stupidity.

Actually, a fella asked us to deliver this envelope.

(Yes) 'The plans. You have the plans.'

- I have? - Oh, the stupid fool.

He put on the wrong address.

Now, listen, take this up the street, 2 blocks

and make a left at the light.

Oh, no, we don't.

Barney and I gotta go to the supermarket.

Yeah, that's right.

Wilma and Betty are home waiting for us.

Please. Please, you must help me.

I'm just a poor, helpless beauty.

And you're so big and strong

and wonderfully good-looking.

[Fred laughs]

Well, now that you put it that way..

[door opening]

What's that?

Uh, someone's at the door.

It's them. They followed you here

you stupid good-looking's.

Hey, Madame Yes, what's this all about?

(Yes) 'There's no time to explain.'

Just remember, don't tell them anything

no matter how much they torture you.

(Fred) 'What? Torture us? Hey, wait a minute.'

So long, good-looking's.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm too important to be captured.

Remember, say nothing.

Hiya, hey, don't leave us.

How about that?

[footsteps approaching]

- Here they come, Fred. - Quick, Barney, hold the door.

swoosh

[intense music]

thud

Alright, you guys, where are they? Talk.

Where is what?

- 'The plans, you idiot.' - Oh, uh, the plans?

Well, uh, there was a very pretty lady here

and, uh, we gave the plans to her

and she disappeared.

That's right. She disappeared right into the wall.

Well, you see, the way it started was, uh--

So you won't talk, eh?

Sure, we'll talk. We've been talking. Ow!

We'll tell you anything you want to know. Ow!

Oh, yeah. Uh, we've got nothing..

- Ouch! - 'Shut up.'

If you won't talk we'll take you to someone

who'll make you talk.

Listen, mac, we were on our way to the store

to pick up some..

biff biff

...brontosaurus burgers.

And some...buns.

[instrumental music]

Goodness, it's dark out.

Those two have been gone almost half an hour.

Well, you know Fred and Barney.

They're probably at the bowling alley.

[dramatic music]

Hey, Fred, I'm really disappointed.

I thought they served champagne on these flights.

Barney, how can you joke at a time like this?

We've been dive-bombed, beaten up, kidnapped

and right now we're over the middle of some ocean

and we may never see our loved ones again.

Hey, you know, Fred, that's your trouble.

'You always look at the dark side of things.'

Rubble, you're a nubble.. A numbskull.

Kittyhawkasaurus-1 to control tower.

Preparing to come in for a landing.

[music continues]

Landing? Where?

All I can see is that smoldering volcano.

Hey, look at that, Fred.

'The volcano is flipping its lid.'

Hey, you up front, where are you taking us?

[male #2 laughing]

'Have you ever heard of Dr. Sinister?'

"Dr. Sinister?"

'Is he a doctor-doctor or a dentist doctor?'

I know a Dr. Finster. Uh, any relation?

Look, this whole thing is ridiculous.

You must have us confused with somebody else.

I'm Fred Flintstone, and this is Barney Rubble.

Stewardess, shut them up.

Okay, boss.

bomp bomp

[engine droning]

[creaking]

And then we met this Madame Yes.

(Barney) 'And we gave her the envelope.'

Hey, that's good.

He didn't have to say "Open sesame" or anything.

Get in there.

Can't we talk this over like frightened adults?

Inside. Inside.

- Hey, you know, Bruce.. - Yeah, boss?

When I think of what's in store for them

I almost wanna quit the business.

Wow, Fred, look.

How about that?

'A polished marble wonderland.'

'And I thought we were gonna get thrown into a dungeon.'

Hey, this is nicer than the Rocktilton.

I wonder why they put us in a place like this.

[door slamming]

- 'What was that?' - I don't know.

Hey!

[instrumental music]

(Barney) 'Gee, talk about room service.'

Hello, good-looking's.

It's me, Madame Yes.

Oh, no. Madame Yes.

Shh.. Careful what you say.

- This place may be bugged. - Bugged?

You mean they may be listening to what we say?

(Yes) 'Yes, like that.'

Oh, then hear this.

Whoever's listening

we gotta get home or our wives will kill us.

Listen, Madame Yes, our lives are in danger.

Please, I have no time for idle conversation.

Did you tell them anything?

Tell them what?. We don't know anything.

Good. Now I must go.

Well, what about us? We're in trouble.

(Yes) 'Don't worry about anything.'

Look, I brought you a little chickensaurus soup.

Eat and be well, you handsome good-looking's.

But--

I'm much too important to be captured.

(Fred) 'Well, there she went again, right through the wall.'

Hey, Fred, this chickensaurus soup isn't bad at all.

Are you out of your mind? Don't eat it.

- Why, Fred? - 'It might be drugged.'

You mean they could hear me eating it?

No, no, that's "Bugged."

Rubble, how can you eat at a time like this?

It's beyond me.

Hey, Fred, look, television.

(Fred) 'Oh, my gosh, what's that?'

'Look at that face. Turn him off.'

Okay, Fred. I'll get another channel.

Yeah, Barn, get the ball game if you can.

You stupid fools. You can't turn me off.

'I am Dr. Sinister.'

- Dr. Sinister? - Dr. Sinister?

I will give you one last chance to talk.

Otherwise, your fate is sealed.

But Dr. Sinister, we're perfectly willing to talk.

Barney and I were on our way to the supermarket

to get some brontosaurus burgers.

And some buns.

So, you still refuse to talk, eh?

'Take care of them.'

Oh-oh, Barney, here we go again.

thud

Ooh, I'm gonna get a headache..

...if this keeps up.

[babbling] Da-da.

Where can they be, Betty?

They've been gone over an hour.

[babbling] Dadda.

Barney better have a good excuse when he gets back.

Send them to the store, and they get lost.

I'll bet they're enjoying themselves.

swish

swish

It's getting closer, Fred.

I can see that.

Pretty soon, it's gonna cut us right in half.

I was just thinking

it's terrible for two old friends to split up like this.

Will you be quiet?

Hey, Fred, listen

I remember Jay Bondrock was in a situation like this once.

Yeah, yeah, how did he get out of that?

Well, he just held up his hands like this, see?

And the blade cut right through the ropes.

Well, you can't believe everything you see on TV.

Yeah, I guess you're right, Fred.

Hey, Fred, Fred, it worked.

I'm free.

Hey, how about that, Fred? It worked.

Well, don't stand there gabbing.

Get me off of here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

thud

Come on, Barney, let's go.

Right behind you, Freddy-boy.

[dramatic music]

Hold it, Fred.

"Secret passage. This way out."

Don't just stand there. Let's go.

This is it, Barney.

thud

"Secret passage temporarily out of order.

Use other exit."

We got no time to lose.

[music continues]

Hey, I think I see a light up ahead, Fred.

Yabba dabba doo!

Barney, I think we're gonna get out of here.

(Yes) 'Yoo-hoo, boys. Boys.'

screech

What was that?

Please, good-looking's

you can't go off and leave me like this.

You've got to save me.

What should we do, Barney?

We'll save her, I guess.

Save her, after what she's done to us?

Please, gentlemen, it will only take you a moment.

See, over there, the guard has the key.

[snoring]

Hey, I think we oughta save her, Fred.

After all, she's just a helpless beautiful woman.

Okay, you get the key. I'll cover you.

It seems to me I heard that before.

[snoring]

(Fred) 'Come on. Come on. We gotta hurry.'

I don't think it's gonna be easy.

(Fred) 'Come on, come on.'

[snoring]

Oh, Elizabeth, my sweet.

Hey, Fred, he thinks I'm Elizabeth.

Kiss me, Elizabeth, kiss me.

Hey, Fred, what'll I do?

Kiss him and grab the keys.

smack

Nice work, boys, you handsome good-looking's.

Now, don't make any noise, or you'll wake up the guard.

clank

What was that?

Oh-oh, I think you woke him up.

Good luck, boys.

I'm too important to be captured.

Oh, no, not again.

(Yes) 'Remember, don't tell them anything.'

But we don't know anything.

I gotcha. I gotcha.

Put me down, you big ape.

Hey, not so rough. Don't you remember?

I'm Elizabeth.

Boys, perhaps I've misjudged you.

You seem to be more clever than I thought.

I have a proposition for you.

'How would you like to become my partners?'

- Your partners? - Your partners?

Yes, together we rule the world equally.

Sixty percent for me and forty percent for you.

Hey, that sounds fair.

Uh, do we get an expense account?

Quiet, Barney.

Dr. Sinister, what would we have to do?

Nothing much at all.

Just turn over the plans to me

and from then on, it's one for all.

Hey, Dr. Sinister, what do we do with this guy?

(Dr. Sinister) 'What else? He-he-he.'

'Throw him in the bottomless pit.'

The pit? No. No. Not the pit.

Let's go, Sam.

Not the pit.

A-a-a-a-h!

Uh, wh-who was that?

Oh, nobody important.

Just one of my ex-partners.

[laughing]

'Now, gentlemen, the plans.'

We gotta get out of here, now.

- 'Well?' - Well, uh..

Dr. Sinister, it's like this

we don't have the plans.

We don't even know what they're for.

Uh, we've been trying to tell you that all along.

Besides, what do you want to rule the world for anyway?

Yeah, it's a headache.

Look at the taxes you have to pay.

You won't make a dime.

Uh, you're better off opening up a little office someplace

'and going into a private practice.'

Find yourself a nice girl and get married.

(Barney) 'Yeah, settle down, raise a family.'

Got it, Barney, let's go.

thud

(Dr. Sinister) 'Take them to the pit.'

You're about to get a demonstration

of what happens to people who cross Dr. Sinister.

Look, for the last time we were just going

to the store to pick up some--

(Dr. Sinister) 'Quiet, fool.'

Listen to this rock.

I don't hear anything.

Me, neither.

That's just it.

You'll never hear anything. It's bottomless.

Bottomless? You mean we just keep falling?

That's right. Forever and ever and ever.

[laughing]

Look, we were just going to the store

to pick up some brontosaurus burgers.

(Barney) 'And some buns.'

- Throw them in. - A one..

Barney, quick. What would Jay Bondrock do now?

Search me.

Hey, wait, I know. Judo chops.

- And a two.. - Judo chops?

Yeah, with the side of the hand, like this.

And a..

slam

Hey, Fred, it works.

Guards, guards, don't let them get away.

(Fred) 'Yabba dabba doo!'

- Judo chop, chop. - Judo chop, chop.

- Judo chop, chop. - Judo chop, chop.

That's it, Barney. Let's go.

I'm with you.

(Dr. Sinister) 'Stop, you fools. Get them.'

Don't let them get away.

Your judo chops were great, Fred.

Yeah, I'm just a chip off the old chop, eh?

(Dr. Sinister) 'Stop them, somebody.'

A judo chop, chop, chop.

A judo chop, chop, chop.

They're still coming, Fred.

You fools. You can't escape me.

Hold it, boys.

This time, they've had it.

[panting]

Hey, Fred, we don't seem to be getting anyplace.

We're on a treadmill, Barney. Hit the deck.

What the..

Quick, Barney, in here.

Hey, wait, Fred.

Read the signs.

"Do not enter. Top secret.

Keep out. This means you."

Hey, we're liable get into trouble.

What do you think we're in now? Come on.

beep beep beep

Holy cowasaurus!

What's this?

"Dr. Sinister's world destruction machine

patent pending."

Wow.

Aha, good-looking's, you have found me.

(Fred) 'Uh-oh, Barney, it's that dame again.'

Help. Dr. Sinister.

- Save us. Help. - 'Quiet.'

You're just in time to help me destroy the island.

Quick. Pull that lever.

Ready or not, here I go.

Okay, what now?

Not that one, you stupid good-looking.

The other one, the other one.

I'll pull it.

[pounding]

(Yes) 'Quick, let us go.'

You mean you're gonna take us with you this time?

Of course, but there is no time to lose.

The whole island will blow up in one or two seconds.

Say, Madame Yes

'who told you about that lever to blow up the island?'

Oh, that.

I saw it in a Jay Bondrock movie.

Well, here we go.

[music continues]

(Fred) Madame Yes, why are the plans so important?

(Yes) Why are the plans so important?

'Please don't ask me.'

'We only have seconds to get off the island.'

[music continues]

Hey, what does the sign say, Fred?

"In case of emergency break glass."

And with the island about to blow up..

...this is a case of emergency.

So long, good-looking's.

I'm too important to blow up.

She did it again, Barney. She did it again.

Well, what do we do now Fred?

Blast off before the blast.

I'm with you, Fred.

splash

What now, Fred?

The only thing we can do

swim for our lives.

[rumbling]

boom

It's a good thing I had this can of tunasaurus.

'Boy, when I see them'

I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.

Just wait until they get home.

I hate seafood.

gulp

We're home, Barney. We're home.

Yeah, Fred.

(Fred) Wilma. Wilma, dear. We're home.'

Fred Flintstone, do you realize

you've been gone almost two and a half hours?

And where's the brontosaurus burgers?

And the buns?

I'll bet you didn't even go to the store.

As a matter of fact, we didn't.

But wait till you hear what happened to us.

First of all, we were attacked by a giant bird.

And then we were knocked out

and brought to this volcanic island.

And then there was this mad Dr. Sinister

who was planning to destroy the world.

And Madame Yes. Fred, don't forget Madame Yes.

- Yeah. - Dr. Sinister? Madame Yes?

Where'd you get that from, Jay Bondrock?

They don't believe us, Fred.

[knock on door]

I'll get it.

- Yes? - Good evening.

I wonder if you can help me.

My car has a flat tire, and if you can just--

(Fred) 'Oh, no, Madame Yes.'

(Wilma) 'Fred.'

Fred, where are your manners?

That poor woman is in trouble.

Leave him alone, Wilma. He knows what he's doing.

[music continues]

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Wilma!