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(Barney) 'So long, Betty. I'm off to the bowlin' alley with Fred.'
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(Betty) 'Bye, Barney. Don't be too late.'
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♪ Dum-dum da-dee doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Dum da-da doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
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I think I'll take the shortcut.
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[water splashes]
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Oops, I forgot about
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Fred's new fishpond.
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[screams]
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bark bark bark
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Boy, those cannibal fish
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are better than a watchdog.
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[knocking on door]
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- Come in. - 'Hiya, Fred.'
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- You all set? - Set for what?
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Bowlin'. What else?
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It's bowlin' night tonight, remember?
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(Fred) 'Oh, that's right! I almost forgot!'
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Be right with you, Barney.
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'Now, let me see, tennis racquet'
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'golf club, snowshoes.'
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Aha! Here we are!
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Bowlin' ball.
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screech
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Hey, Wilma!
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I'm leavin' for the bowlin' alley!
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Why don't you take Dino with you?
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He's been in the house all day.
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Dino? Well, he don't bowl.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, alright. Come on.
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You can sit in the car while we bowl.
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[gibberish]
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[theme song]
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[squawks]
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Yabba-dabba-doo!
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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
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♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪
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♪ A-bowlin' we will go ♪
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♪ A-bowlin' we will go ♪
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♪ I'm gonna beat Barney tonight ♪
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♪ A-bowlin' we will go-o-o ♪♪
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[Dino howling]
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[laughing]
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Dino sounds better than you, Fred.
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- Ah. - Hey, uh..
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By the way, did you remember
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to make a reservation?
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Yup. We got alley 13.
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Oh, fine. That's, uh..
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Uh, alley 13?
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Fred, that's the unlucky alley.
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What are you talking about, "Unlucky alley?"
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Well, the last guys who used alley 13
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all came down with the bowler's bends.
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Bowler's bends? Of all the silly..
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Look out, Fred! Hit the brakes!
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[tires screeching]
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A black catasaurus, Fred.
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Hey, hey, hey, scat! Shoo!
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Shoo! Beat it!
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I don't like it, Fred.
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That black catasaurus crossed your path.
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And you know what that means.
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Yeah, that means
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that you're a superstitious lunkhead.
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Now, knock it off!
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[whirring]
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You wait in the car, Dino, till after the game.
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Here, I'll play the radio for you.
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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Hey, sounds like those
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English kids, The Bagels.
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Not Bagels. Beagles.
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[laughing] Pebbles and Dino love 'em.
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They got all their records.
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪♪
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[gibberish]
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I got a feelin', Barney
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tonight's gonna be my lucky night!
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I don't know, Fred.
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- Hey-hey, Fred, look out! - Huh?
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- What's the matter? - You walked under a ladder.
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That's more bad luck!
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One more time, Barney, one more time
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and you're gonna get a hex on the head.
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Now come on, let's bowl.
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I feel lucky tonight, Barney!
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Stand back and watch
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the old master make a strike-a-roonie.
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[dramatic music]
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[piano music]
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thud
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crack
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[clatters]
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. What did I tell you, Fred?
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Alley 13.
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"Alley 13. Alley 13."
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Will you stop with that black-magic talk?
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You're throwin' me off my game.
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[dramatic music]
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[piano music]
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[rumbling]
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thud
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A stee-rike! Ha-ha!
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What does your superstitious mind think of that?
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- Look, Fred. - Huh?
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I was robbed. That's all I gotta say.
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By whom? That's the spooky question.
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[instrumental music]
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[rumbling]
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Alright, Fred, give me a logical explanation for that.
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[laughing] It's easy, Barney.
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It's that screwy reverse hook you got.
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[laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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[rumbling]
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thud
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Yabba-dabba-doo!
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thud
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thud
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creak
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Hey, Fred? Fred, you alright?
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[gibberish]
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thud
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Fred, speak to me.
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Uh, ee-ee..
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You tell me a story, mommy.
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Fred, it's me, Barney. I'm not your mommy.
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Yeah, I want a glass of water, mommy.
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- How is he, Mac? - Knocked him cold, huh?
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Oh, worse than that. He thinks he's a kid again.
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Ah, you better get him to a doctor.
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Yeah, he-he might think he's a baby and want his bottle.
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[instrumental music]
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Duh, uh, where are we goin', mommy?
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Uh, mommy's takin' her little boy to see a doctor.
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[bawling]
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I don't wanna see a doctor!
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[bawling]
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Dear, I gotta find a doctor quicker
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or I'll be baby-sittin' all night.
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Uh-oh, uh, there's one that looks open for business.
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(Barney) 'Uh, "Dr. Sigrock Freep."'
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Good evening, gentlemen.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, my friend Fred, he isn't well.
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He got hit on the head by a bowlin' ball.
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Mama, mama, mama.
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Uh-huh. Very, very interesting. Ja.
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Obviously, a case of cranus ciroidus.
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Huh? Uh, what's that?
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'He is allergic to bowling balls.'
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- Oh! - Now, uh, sit the patient down.
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Und we proceed with the beginning, ja? Hm.
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I get one of mine delicate instruments.
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So we are ready?
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Oh, oh, wait a minute, doc. Uh, what's with that hammer?
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[scoffs] That's a stupid question. I am with the hammer.
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[laughs] Ah, but do not worry.
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I am as gentle as a pussycat. Watch me.
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I will check the patient's reflexes, ja?
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Mama. Mama.
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Oh, isn't that cute?
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Hey, get on with it, doc.
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First the knee bone, the left knee.
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Very, very interesting.
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The right knee. Amazing!
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And finally, the point of the whole test
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the head bone.
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(Sigrock) Yeow!
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Just as I suspected.
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Oh, what, doc? What, what, what?
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My wisdom tooth is loose.
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'Bring him into the laboratory.'
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Uh, don't worry, Fred, old pal. Uh, I'm with you.
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I will run a few tests.
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Now-now, don't hurt him, doc.
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First, the blood pressure.
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[creaking]
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bam
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But, doc, shouldn't we be doing something about his head?
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Ja, ja. Now we really look into the whole subject.
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Bring him to my x-ray machine.
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[clears throat] Then we get the inside information, ja?
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Now we start.
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Very, very interesting.
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That's his problem. He's got no bones.
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No bones? Why, that's impossible!
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I know Fred's got bones in his head.
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Uh, your machine is wrong.
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Ja, ja. Here's the trouble.
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The light is not on. Mm-hmm.
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The pilot has gone out again. I whistle for him.
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[whistles]
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'A-ha! That's much better.'
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'Nah, but that's bad, Very, very bad.'
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Wh-wh-what? What's wrong with him, doc?
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I mean it's obvious.
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He was conked on the noggin' bone
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which is connected to the neck bone
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the neck bone connected to the backbone
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the backbone connected to the leg bone.
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- The leg bone-- - Stop! Stop!
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I-I can't stand the suspense.
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Uh, what's the horrible news?
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He has got flat-footers.
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- I'll have to operate at once. - Operate?
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But no one ever fixes a head by operatin' on feet.
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Really? Well, well, what do you know?
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Another first for me.
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Here's something I wanted to try for sometime.
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But-but, doc, how come you're puttin' Fred in that box?
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And, uh, what's with that saw?
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I always got a couple of tricks up my sleeve.
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You mind if I cut in?
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Hey, hey, doc, doc, you
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you're splittin' up a beautiful friendship.
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You know what they say, "Two Freds are better than one."
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Oh, poor Fred. I can't look.
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Ooh. Ah. I-it's tragic.
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No, it's magic.
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You see, in this box he's all in one piece
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und the other half has dummy legs.
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Oh, boy, and you're a dummy doc.
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Und now for my next trick, I make him disappear.
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Hey, h-hold it, doc.
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For the next trick, we'll both disappear.
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Say, that's good.
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[laughing] I got to learn that one.
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I better find another doctor.
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Uh, now, let me see, uh, "Accountants
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carpenters, dogcatchers."
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Oh, here we are, "Mad doctors."
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Uh, "Dr. Boulderheimer."
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Uh, "Dr. Kilarock."
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Uh, "Dr. Len Frankenstone.
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711 Monster Drive."
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Hey, that's in the neighborhood. I-I'll take Fred there.
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Oh, but first I'll call Betty and tell her what happened.
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[telephone ringing]
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Bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam!
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Haa-haa. Haa-haa.
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Alright, Bamm-Bamm, I'll wait.
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Barney.
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Fred's been hit with a bowlin' ball?
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Is he alright?
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Well, uh, it's kinda hard to figure.
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Uh, I'll let you talk to him.
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Hey-hey, it's Betty, Fred. Say somethin'.
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[babbling]
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What do you think?
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I think you ought to take him
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to a doctor.
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'That's what I figured, I-I-I'm on my way'
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'to Dr. Frankenstone's office now.'
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Good. I'll get Wilma and meet you there.
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[instrumental music]
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I'm glad you came, Dr. Zero.
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I want you to see my latest experiment.
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Something new in the annals of prehistoric medicine.
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Len, Len Frankenstone
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why do you persist?
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Don't you know
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a rolling pill gathers no moss?
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Something inside me cries out.
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"Be a mad doctor! Be a mad doctor!"
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Alright, alright. It's your neck. Let's see it.
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Step into my laboratory, doctor, and I'll show you.
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I don't like it, Len Frankenstone.
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I don't like it.
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[growling]
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[laughing]
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I call this my personality transfer machine.
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(Len) 'Watch carefully, doctor.'
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See what happens when I pull the switch.
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bam
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crackle crackle
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beep beep beep
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[growling]
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[laughing]
294
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Len, you've switched their personalities.
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Right. What do you say now, Dr. Zero?
296
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What do I say?
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I say, call the wagon, you have flipped!
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Turn in your stethoscope, Len, before it's too late.
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Not before I try my experiment on a human being.
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[knocking on door]
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Come in.
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Uh, Dr. Frankenstone, I presume?
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- Uh, my name is Rubble. - Dr. Zero, look.
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The perfect subject for my experiment.
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Hey, I got a problem, doctor.
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Don't worry, Mr. Rubble. Your problem will soon be over.
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Leave everything to me.
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Hold it, doctor. I'm not sick.
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It's my pal, Fred Flintstone.
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Sorry.
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screech
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(Len) Don't panic, Flintstone.
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I know just what to do.
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When I finish, you'll be a new man, or something.
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Len, Len, don't do it!
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Release the patient.
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Stop bugging me, Zero.
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I've just got to be a mad doctor.
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crackle crackle
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beep beep beep
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[instrumental music]
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I wonder how Fred is doin'.
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(Fred) 'Oh, there you are, Barney.'
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Hey, what happened?
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What are we doin' in a doctor's office?
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Well, you got hit on the head with a bowlin' ball, Dino, and..
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[mumbling] Dino, you're talkin' like Fred!
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Oh, knock it off, Barney. I got a splittin' headache.
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'I'll go pay the doctor and we'll get out of here.'
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Hey, doc, what do I owe you, pal?
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Gee!
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Maybe I ought to see the doctor.
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I could've sworn that was Dino.
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Oh, Barney, I'm so glad you're still here.
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- How's Fred? - Yeah, how's his head?
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His head? Well, uh, buh, that's bad enough.
337
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But, uh, what really gets me is his tail!
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Tail? What are you talking about?
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Why don't you call him and see for yourself?
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Oh, Fred, it's me Wilma.
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Are you alright?
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[barking]
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[panting]
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[laughing] Oh, Fred, stop your clowning.
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Hiya, Wilma. I thought I heard you callin' me.
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'What are you doin' down here?'
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Fred! I-I mean, Dino!
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I mean, Fred! I mean, what's going on?
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Wilma, meet Dr. Frankenstone.
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How do you do, madam?
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You, you! You!
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What have you done to my husband or-or Dino
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or whatever the case may be?
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Go ahead, Len.
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You wanted to be a mad doctor.
356
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Now give the poor woman an explanation.
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[bawling]
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I'm married to a dinosaurus!
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[Wilma and Betty bawling]
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Hey, wait. Well, what's everybody cryin' about?
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Come on, let's get out of here, Wilma. I'm starved.
362
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I could go for a nice soup bone.
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Did you hear that, doctor? He wants a soup bone.
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Aren't you ashamed, Len Frankenstone?
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Alright, alright, I goofed.
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Everybody back to the laboratory
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on the double.
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Len, Len boy, now you're talking.
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(Zero) 'Come on, Dino, back to the laboratory.'
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[barking]
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Hey, uh, I'll keep Fred company, Wilma.
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'Here, Fred. Here, Fred!'
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[meowing]
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[barking]
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Hey, Fred.
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[barking]
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[meowing]
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[barking]
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[meowing]
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[growling]
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[meowing]
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crash
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[Fred barking]
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No, Fred. Uh-uh, Dino.
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Uh, uh, down, boy. Uh, uh, down, Fred.
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Uh, Fred.. Dino, uh, uh..
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crash
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Heel, Fred. Uh, heel, boy.
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[panting]
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Okay, okay, doggie
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back to the laboratory.
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[instrumental music]
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[buzzing]
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[barking]
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[panting]
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It's Dino!
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And he's back to normal.
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(Fred) 'Okay, Wilma, we can leave now.'
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(Wilma) 'Fred, you're not Dino anymore.'
400
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(Betty) 'Thank goodness!'
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Come on, honey, I'll take you home
402
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and, uh, fix you a nice, big..
403
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[kissing]
404
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Hiya, sweetheart. Sorry to keep you waitin'.
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Oh, it's Barney.
406
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I mean, it's Fred!
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What is she talkin' about, Wilma?
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Oh, no! You're not Fred.
409
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You're Barney and Barney's Fred!
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Yeah, and you're Cleopatra.
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Now stop kiddin' and let's go home!
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[laughing]
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Maybe the girls ought to see a doctor, huh, Fred?
414
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What's the trouble, ladies? What's all the racket about?
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Look what you've done!
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You've switched their personalities!
417
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Hey, control yourself, Wilma. You're getting high-sterical.
418
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High-ster.. Uh, hysterical?
419
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Who wouldn't be? I didn't marry him!
420
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What are you complaining about, Wilma?
421
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Look what I'm stuck with!
422
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, I'm leavin'.
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Me, too. Let's go, Barney.
424
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Well, Len Frankenstone
425
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
are you proud of yourself?
426
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One dumb experiment
427
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
and you've broken up two families.
428
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Alright, alright.
429
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Everybody back to the laboratory.
430
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I don't get it, Fred. What's all the fuss about?
431
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Oh, you know women, Barney.
432
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
It's like when they go shoppin'.
433
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They're always returnin' things.
434
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
- Oh! I'm so nervous. - Me, too!
435
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Hold it, doc. One question before you pull that switch.
436
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Yeah, yeah. What is it?
437
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
How would you like to have my seat?
438
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[laughing]
439
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crackle crackle
440
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
beep beep beep
441
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
There, that should do it.
442
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Alright, Mr. Flintstone, you can leave now.
443
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(as Wilma) Thank goodness.
444
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
(as Fred) I'm gettin' tired of this routine.
445
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
(as Betty) Me, too. Let's get out of here.
446
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
(as Barney) I'm with you.
447
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Len Frankenstone
448
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
now look what you have done!
449
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
(as Fred) So long, Frankenstone.
450
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
If you ever need any excavation work
451
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000
call me, and I'll bring my shovel.
452
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
[laughing]
453
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
(as Barney) Hey, uh, how would you like to join our lodge, doc?
454
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Us water buffalos have a ball.
455
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
[chuckles] You know what I mean?
456
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
[laughing]
457
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Now what, Len? Now what?
458
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000
What else? Back to the drawin' board.
459
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Alright, Len, try again.
460
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000
'And keep your fingers crossed.'
461
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bam
462
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
crackle crackle
463
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
beep beep beep
464
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Well? Well?
465
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Somebody say somethin'.
466
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
[barking]
467
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
[howling]
468
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
(as Zero) Stop that racket, Dino.
469
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Oh, no!
470
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
My electric bill
471
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
it's gonna be murder!
472
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
crackle crackle
473
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
beep beep beep
474
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I feel fine now.
475
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000
- How about you, Betty? - Just perfect.
476
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
- You alright, Barney? - Oh, yeah, sure.
477
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Uh, how you feeling, Fred?
478
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Never felt better in my life.
479
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000
[barking]
480
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Len, Len, you did it!
481
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Look at those happy faces.
482
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,000
You have restored their normal personalities, Len.
483
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
What do you say now, doctor?
484
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
(as Fred) What do I say?
485
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Yabba-dabba-doo!
486
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Well, it took most of the night, but we finally made it.
487
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
(Barney) 'Yeah, it's, uh, good to know that I'm me.'
488
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Thank goodness we're all back to normal.
489
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You can say that again. What a night!
490
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
[barking]
491
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Believe me, I've seen my last doctor.
492
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I promise never to have an accident again.
493
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
[screams] My foot! My foot!
494
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Ooh, it's busted! Oh-oh-oh, the pain!
495
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
(Fred) 'Get a doctor! Quick! Quick!'
496
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
[tires screeching]
497
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Pardon me. Did someone call for a doctor?
498
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Huh?
499
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
The name is Dracuslab.
500
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Dr. Dracuslab.
501
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
It was all my fault. I will take care of you.
502
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Wilma!
503
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Let's get out of here!
504
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Why? Why do they always run away from me?
505
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000
It's beginning to drive me bats!
506
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
[bat screeching]
507
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Away, Charlie.
508
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I wasn't talking to you.
509
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
[bats screeching]
510
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Well, time for another house call.
511
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000
[bats screeching]
512
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
[chomping]
513
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Oh, that was a lovely dinner, Wilma.
514
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Yeah, nothin' like Chinese food to fill you up.
515
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Oh, how about some more of that
516
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
sweet-and-sour pterodactyl, Wilma?
517
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
[babbling] Ter-dactyl.
518
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Give me. Give me. Give me.
519
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
[laughing]
520
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Ain't that cute? Pebbles is still hungry.
521
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Here, sweetheart.
522
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Try some of this brontosaurus suey.
523
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Mm! That's real crazy, pop.
524
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000
- Can I have some more? - Why, sure, honey.
525
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Pebbles, you spoke!
526
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
You can talk!
527
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
[laughing]
528
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
That was me, Fred.
529
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
How do you like my ventriloquism?
530
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
'Uh-uh, I should be in show business, huh?'
531
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I'll show-business you, Barney. After all we've been through..
532
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
N-n-now, take it easy, Fred. I was only kiddin'.
533
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Come back here, wise guy!
534
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
(Fred) I'm gonna kid you right to the moon!
535
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
screech
536
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Come on out, Barney!
537
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I know you're hidin'!
538
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
(Barney) 'Psst. Hey, Fred.'
539
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
I saw him go behind the bushes.
540
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
- Oh, thanks, Dino. - Oh, you're welcome.
541
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
[laughing]
542
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, boy, are you gullible.
543
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Barney, I'm gonna..
544
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Uh-oh! He's flipped.
545
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000
You asked for it, Barney!
546
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I'm gonna bowl you over with this rock!
547
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Boy, what form! Right down the old alley.
548
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
thud
549
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
thud
550
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
thud
551
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
screech
552
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
How do you like that? He's out cold again.
553
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Well, back to the "Yellow Rock Pages."
554
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Uh, "Dr. Sigmund Fraudstone.
555
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
"Dr. Boulder, Dr. Jekyllrock."
556
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Hey, that's a good family-doctor name.
557
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
And he's in the neighborhood.
558
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
'How's, uh, Jekyllrock sound to you, Fred?'
559
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Uh, tell me a story
560
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
mommy.
561
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
(Barney) 'Well, here we go again.'
562
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
[babbling]
563
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
[theme song]
564
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
565
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
566
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
567
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
568
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
569
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
570
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
571
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
572
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
573
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
574
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪
575
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Wilma!
576
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
bang bang bang
577
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
[instrumental music]
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