All language subtitles for That Lucky Stiff (1980)

[lively, upbeat music]

-Good evening, Burt.
-Good evening, ma‘am.

-Good evening, Burt.
-Good evening.

[upbeat music cont.]

-Harold, I'll never figure you out.

Why do you insist on going to Cannes

this time of year?

Step out.

| mean, really, Acapulco is where it's at.

-The nerve of that guy
offering me $500,000.

| told him to shove it up his ass.

Who needs his money?

-Burt, are you doing
anything tomorrow night?

-No, nothing much.

-Good. Then would you fix my leaky faucet?

-Sure.

| don't mind.

[rhythmic drum music]

-Hey, asshole.
Where the fuck have you been?

I've been looking all over for you.

-Where the fuck
do you think I've been, man?

| work for a living.

-Big deal, so does everybody.

-What's up?
-What's up?

Man, you really are an asshole.

The game's tonight.

Man, look, here's the tickets.

-Shit, man.
| can't go.

| have to do my taxes.

-Fuck your taxes, man.

You can do them any time.

There's only one game and it's tonight.

-I'm telling you, | can't go, man.

My extension's up and they're going
to fine the shit out of me.

Besides,
it's the only night that Sue's free.

-Sue doing your taxes.

Hahaha.
| bet.

Sounds more like a fuck date to me.

-Hey, fuck you, man.

I'll see you later.
-Hey, man,

what am | supposed
to do with the tickets?

-| don't know.
Why don't you take your old lady?

-The old lady?

Are you kidding?

-Hello, sweet thing.

Take it off, honey.

Oh, God, look at them tits.

[laughs]

Lord, help us,
I'd like to gobble them dubbers.

[laughs]

Squishy, squashy, squishy, squashy.

[laughs]

Lord, help us, honey,
I'd pay a $50 phone bill

just to listen to you piss in a bucket.

You stay right there, sweet thing.

I'll be right back.

Oh my goodness.

Sucking and fucking,
and sucking and fucking.

Hunter Riley, no.

My damn. Now that's what | call putting
a lip lock on a love muscle.

[laughs]

Hold on, Jack.
| hope you don't get lockjaw.

[laughs]

Oh my god.
Lady, don't hit him.

Don't hit him with that.
Damn.

Well, hit her back, Jack.

Goddamn.
Stick your fingers up her nose holes.

Don't let go of her.

Look out, man, duck.

That's a frying pan.

Oh my god.

Shit, | better go back to sweet thing.

[laughs]

Sweet thing, what you doing?

God, that's a zucchini.

-Say, Dick, what you looking at?

-I'm checking weather conditions, asshole.

How'd you find me up here?

-Your wife told me. Say, Dick,
| got an extra ticket for tonight's game.

Want to come along?

-How did you get tickets to the ball game?
The thing's been sold out for two weeks.

My W-I-F-E would kill me
if | went to that game,

but she can only kill me once, can't she?

| tell you what | do.

| buy both them tickets from you.

-Are you nuts?

-No, no, no, |
give you $50 for both tickets.

-No way.

-All right, I'll give you $75, plus
a free pass to the Copernicus Health Spa.

-Health Spa?
-Yes.

You can get a free massage.
That alone is worth $25.

-Why don't you use it?

-Joe, I'm a happily married man.

| don't need to fool around.

-Well, so am I, and | do.

You got yourself a deal.

-All right.

[laughs]

Now, back to Sin City.

Oh, shit.

They're getting dressed.

Oh, double shit.

The cops.

Oh, let's see what Sweet Thing's doing.

Oh my God, Sweet Thing,
you look like the Jolly Green Giant

threw up all over you.

Oh, that's gross.

It's nice, but it's gross.

[Knocking on door]

-It's Burt.
Open up.

-Come on in, you guys, the door is open.

Make yourself comfortable.
I'll be right with you.

-Hi, Mr. Baker.

I'm Karen. I'm your masseuse
for this session.

| see you have
one free gift massage ticket.

How nice.

Before we start, would you like to order
some fruit and wine?

-| guess.
-All righty.

[clinking noise]

One fruit and wine coming up.

That will be an additional $15.

Now, Mr. Baker,
if you would like to lie down for us.

I'm going to rub
in some of this wonderful exotic oil

from the Far East

and put it on your chest, and rub
your muscles so that you become

nice and relaxed.

Let's see. We'll put a lot of this on you,
because you're such a big man.

Nice skin tone, Mr. Baker.

Oh, yes.

Just enjoy it.

Relax.

This is going to make you tingle
and forget everything,

and just float away.

Just relax those nerves and those muscles,
and all those everyday tensions

are going to fly away.

This is a whole other world for you,

Mr. Baker.

Oh, yes, we're going
to make you feel so good.

Oh, yes.
That feels good.

-Hello, Mr. Baker.

| am your hostess, Samantha.

May | offer you some wine
to quench your thirst?

Is that enough?

-Oh, yes.

-Just lie back and relax.

Can | offer you an apple?

-No, thank you.

-Perhaps a grape?

-Yes.

-Oh, now we're going to get your legs,

Mr. Baker.

Those beautiful, furry legs.

-Isn't this fruit delicious, Mr. Baker?

-Let me get your feet in here
and massage them,

so that they relax your whole body.

Your toes, all that weight
on those poor feet all day long.

Just relax them.

Yes, that's it.

Mm.

Nice, strong,
muscular legs you have, Mr. Baker.

-You know,

Mr. Baker, for a slight extra charge,
we can offer you our bare special.

-Bare special?

-Yes.

We make ourselves,

how do you say, comfortable?

-Mm, why not?

-All right, Mr. Baker,

that will be an additional $15.

While we're at it,

maybe you would like
our dual bare massage?

-Why not?

-All right.

That will be $30.

-Oh, Mr. Baker,

we expect this will double your pleasure.

-Oh, Mr. Baker, you're about to have
the greatest dual bare massage.

This is really

what we call Grade A Class.

-| hope you like what you see.

-Oh, Mr. Baker,
doesn't it feel better with four hands?

-Mm.

-Wonderful client we have today, isn't he,

Sam?
-Yes.

He's getting relaxed, aren't you,
Mr. Baker?

-Mr. Baker,

can we interest you
in a dual breast massage?

-You mean...?

Oh, yes, sounds great.

-Oh, right, Mr. Baker,

one dual breast massage coming right up, for just an additional $20.

Let's do it.

-Oh, rub-a-dub-dub, Mr. Baker.

Like little nipples
rubbing up against you?

-Of course, the harder the nipple,
the more you feel the massage.

Isn't that right, Sam?

-Yes.

Isn't that right, Mr. Baker?

-Feel good?

-Nice little tittie massage.

-| think he likes it, Sam.
-Ooh, yes.

Let me just jiggle in on him.

Ooh, feel good, Mr. Baker.

How does it feel so far, Mr. Baker?

-Oh, fantastic.

-Well, if it feels so good this far,

perhaps we can interest you
in our entire body massage?

-Ah, okay.

-All right.

Just an additional $30, Mr. Baker.

Now,

we are going to put the oil
where it really feels good.

-This might tickle for a moment.

Nice.

-Oh, honey, excuse my appearance,
but it was so hard.

| just had to take a shower.

Hate that sticky feeling, you know?

Ain't you going to give me a little kiss?

-Look, | just want to do my taxes.

-Well, a little kiss won't hurt.

What's the matter?

What kind of kiss is that?

You don't like me anymore?

What's wrong with you?
-No, it's not that.

I'm just not in the mood.

-Well, I'm in the mood.

You just lay down and make
yourself comfortable, and let Sue

do all the work.

-| really appreciate it,
but | just don't feel that good.

-Well, I'll make you feel better.

Already, it looks like you're starting
to feel better.

-Oh.

Mm.

-Oh, see?

Yes.

We begin by rubbing you slowly

and then work up
into a more vigorous massage.

We never start vigorous right away.

You wouldn't want to shock

yourself.

-Oh, | think Mr. Baker
is enjoying our body massage.

-How does that oil feel, Mr. Baker?

-Very nice.

-Just relax, Mr. Baker.

This will take all your tension away.

Is it good, Mr. Baker?

Is it good?

Mr. Baker,

do you think, perhaps,
we could interest you in our
dual oral massage?

-Yes.

-All right, Mr. Baker.

That will be an additional $20.

-Mm, let us work on you, Mr. Baker.

Oh, Mr. Baker, look at her run
her tongue along your shaft.

Oh, you are just bursting.

-Oh, suck on it.

Just one minute.
-Let me have some.

[moaning]

-Oh,

what a huge cum.

| can't fit that really
in my mouth, it's so --

-Try. Put it down your throat.

Suck on it.

Good and hard.

Make it feel like it's going to come off.

Let me put your balls in my mouth,

Mr. Baker.

-Can | tickle them with my tongue?

-Oh, yes.

Tickle his balls,
while | lick the shaft. It's hard.

-Oh, give me some of that.

-Oh, she's so selfish.

-You don't know
how long I've been waiting for this,

Mr. Baker.

[moaning]

Take one lick.

That's enough.

-| want more.

-Together.

Let's lick it together.

Mr. Baker,

since you are
one of our more special customers,

we are at liberty to offer you,
at a special discount rate,

our all-the-way massage.

-You mean all the way?

-All the way.

-That's right. Mr. Baker.

For a limited time only,
our all-the-way massage for $49.95.

-Anything you say.

-One all-the-way massage, coming up.

You are in for a treat.

-Yes.

-Oh, baby.

[moaning]

-Oh, yes, Mr. Baker,

that is the way.

-Okay, girls.

Get up.

Turn around.
-Oh, Mr. Baker.

Oh my goodness.

-Now, let me see what you've got here.

Oh, yes.

Nice pussy.

What do we have here?

Ooh, nice and juicy.

Girls, do you want to get fucked first?

-Me first?
-Me.

-Me first.
No, me.

-Oh, she's so lucky.

[moaning]

Oh, Mr. Baker.

-Oh, goodie.

-Ooh, | feel good.

-Oh, Mr. Baker.

Oh, Sam, you should feel this.

-I'm next, Mr. Baker.

Give me that long shaft.

-Wait your turn.

-Oh, yes, do it all the way in.
Deep inside me.

Ooh.

-Get behind me and lick my balls.

-Oh, Mr. Baker.

This is the best thing
that's happened to me all day.

Oh, yes.

Put it in, Sam.

Oh, do you feel it deep inside you?

-Oh, Mr. Baker, that feels so good.

A very good all-the-way massage.

-| think we're getting
the better end of the deal.

[moaning]

Oh, Mr. Baker, | want some more.

Oh, no.
Please.

-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.

Stop being so selfish, Sam.

-Oh, Mr. Baker, right this way.

-Help me put it in.

-Okay.

Oh, yes, I'm dying for it.

| can't wait.

Oh, yes, put it in, Mr. Baker.

There we go.

It's all the way in.

Oh, it's so deep.

Oh.

[moaning]

Oh, it's so good.

[moaning]

Oh, | think I'll massage
your balls from behind.

-You mean you'll lick them from behind?

-Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes,

ram it in,

it's so good.

This is the best thing
that's happened to me all day.

[moaning]

-Oh,

yes.

Such a nice fuck.

Now, I'm going to cum all over your face.

There it is.
Wait, wait.

-Oh, oh, oh.

[moaning]

What are you doing down there?

I've got a bird's eye view.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Mr. Baker, it's so good.

In deep.

Oh, Mr. Baker.

Oh,

oh,

oh, yes,

oh,

oh,

oh, oh.

It's so good.

Oh,

oh,

it's so good, | think I'm going to cum.

I'm going to cum all over you.

Oh, Mr. Baker.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[moaning]

-Oh, take that.

[moaning]

Lick it.

Lick it off.

All over your neck, cheeks.

[moaning]

-Now, then, let's just review
the session. Fruit and wine,

$15.

Dual bare massage, $30.

Dual breast massage, $20,
entire body massage $30,

dual oral massage, $20,
all the way massage,

$49.95.

Plus 8% sales tax.

Your free massage
has cost you a total of $178.15.

Isn't that wonderful?

-Burt, you sure know
how to screw up a checkbook.

You haven't even entered
your monthly deposits.

-Well, | Know much | got in there.

-Bullshit.

Did you bring
the bank statements with you?

Burt,

where the hell did you get $300,000?

-What do you mean?
-Don't play Mr. Innocence with me.

It says right here you deposited
$300,000 in July.

-Oh,

that $300,000.

[upbeat music]

Man, | almost dropped my cookies.

She says to me,

"Where did you get $300,000 from?"

I'm telling you,
those banks are assholes, man.

| only put in 300.

| don't get it.

-| do, man. It's called
a computer fuck up.

It happens all the time.

Too many zeros.

In your case, instead of two zeros,
the computer punched in five.

That's all there is to it.
-Simple as that, huh?

Now what do | do?

-Like everybody else.

Like that couple out in California,
the computer in their bank

punched in $1,000,000,

so they took out the money
and ran like hell.

That's just what you've got to do.

-You mean, | can just take the money out?

-Sure, man, but you've got to do it fast,
before the bank catches on,

you dumb shit.

-Whatever happened
to that couple in California?

-They're in jail now.

-Jail? Fuck that shit, man.

| ain't touching that money.
-Got you, man.

They were stupid. You've got to be smart.

What you've got to do is transfer
the money into a Swiss bank.

Then, you've got to get your ass
out of this country and stay out.

-| can't do that, man.

| can't leave my job
and friends, my apartment.

-Can you believe this guy?

Listen, Burt, with all that money,
you don't need a fucking job.

Friends, you can buy new ones.

As far as that rat trap
goes you call an apartment,

man, you can have
an Italian villa, a mansion,

anything you want. Use your goddamn head.

-Okay,

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Where am | going to find a Swiss bank?

-Excuse me a minute, Burt.

[moaning]

[lively, upbeat music]

-What may we do for you?

-I'm Burt Taylor.

Well,

I'm Burt Taylor.

-Yes, | know.

I'd like to open
an account with your bank.

In Switzerland, that is.

-Yes?

-I'd like to know how | go about it.

-About what?

-About opening an account with your bank.

-Simply.

You give me money,

| deposit it for you
and then transfer it.

How much do you wish to deposit?

-| don't have any money on me.

-No money?

-No, not exactly.

| have it in my checking account

and I'd like to transfer it here.

-How much money do you have?

-$300,000.
-How much?

-$300,000.

-You can give me your checkbook, please.

Thank you.

Hello, Jim? This is [indistinct] Bank.

| have a client here who wishes
to make a transfer to our bank.

Can you verify his account, please?

His account number is 2838843.

Yes, he claims to have
a balance of $300,000.

Yes, I'll hold.

That will be fine.

Yes, Jim.

Oh, | see.

Well, thank you very much.

Well, well, well,

Mr. Taylor,

would you like to transfer
all $300,000 to Switzerland,

ja?

[upbeat music]

[humming]

Monsieur, you have ordered
a grand specialty of the hotel,

oui?
-Yes.

-We have champignon with a touch of garlic, then we have vichyssoise.

-It's not bad, but it's a little bit cold.

Can you heat it up or something?

-We have

escargots a la bordelaise.

-Snails?
-And for the supreme specialty,

we have patte.

-What's that?

-Goose liver. And for the grand finale,
we have champagne

and caviar.

-Caviar?

-Fish egg.

-Hey, listen, what's the chance of getting
a nice, thick sirloin steak somewhere

in this joint, huh?

-Monsieur, you're in Paris.

You are not in Hoboken.

However,

is there anything else
that you would like, sir?

-No, | think that's it.

-Are you sure?

There are some very nice things
which | can provide you with.

-What are you talking about?

-Monsieur, what you have here is
a beautiful banquet,

what you need is a woman

to share it with.

-You mean a hooker?

-How you say, a hooker?

Oui, hooker.
[laughs]

-Well, how much is this going to cost me?

-Well,
the mademoiselle alone will cost you,

American dollars, $50.

$50.

For a ménage a trois, it's $75.

-What the hell, I'll shoot the works,
give me the $75 job.

-[laughs]

Is she not attractive, monsieur?

-Oui, oui.

$75, huh?

What's a ménage a trois?

-A threesome.

-Threesome?

-Un, deux, trois.

[whistles]

Fuck-y, fuck-y.

-Hey, hey, hey.
None of that gay shit for me.

-No, no, no. No. We and the mademoiselle.

-Oh.

[groans]
Oh, that's nice.

[moaning]

[dreamy, rhythmic music]

-Monsieur, how do you say
in American, kinky?

Would you like to do kinky?

Kinky.

-What do you mean, kinky?

-S&M.

-Hey. What do you think | am,
one of them pervert types or something?

-No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not the real S&M, make believe.

You see, it's
one of mademoiselle's specialties.

You will not be hurt
and you will enjoy it.

-Oh, please, monsieur.

Please.

-Okay,

I'll try it.

-Lie down.

-Hey, what's the rope for?

-Do not worry, monsieur.

The madame likes to tie her men down,
so she can give them better pleasure.

-Oh, just for a little while.

-Thank you.
Go get dressed.

-What do you mean?
You didn't get me off yet.

-| know.

-Can | get dressed?
-Monsieur, this is impossible.

-What do you mean?

You're just going to leave me here?

-As you say in America, monsieur,

you have been ripped off.

-Oh, no.

[grandiose, upbeat music]

[chickens clucking]

-Damn.
Now, what?

It's all | need.
Where the hell am I?

[chickens clucking]

-Quit stamping.

[Indistinct] be any help.

Nobody's been here for 100 years.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, there. Do you speak English?

You don't speak English.

Just stand right here,
let me tell you what's going on.

[speaking broken German]

What's that?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

How are you doing?

Oh, God.

| don't believe it.

I'm going to fuck the farmer's daughter.

[serene soft rock music]

-Rape,

rape,

rape.

rape,

rape,

rape,

rape,

rape,

rape.

-Hi, there.
[clears throat]

| was just coming down for a minute.

There's no rape, really. | swear,
you can Call the police,

do anything you want.

It's fine.

Wait a minute, | got it.

Here you go, here you go.
The key to your heart.

Here's $20, get
some chicken feet, you know?

Okay,

| Know what you need here.

Your roof is leaking a little bit,
and fix the barn up, okay?

No problems, it's on me.

More?

Okay, here you go, this is the biggy now.

If this doesn't put a smile on your face,
| don't know what will.

Hey, look, that's all
| got. Take it, okay?

That's it.

Come on, give me a break, huh?

That's all | have,

okay?

All right, thanks a lot.

It was really nice meeting you.

See you again sometime, huh?

[music]

-[chuckles]

Stupid American.

[moody music]

-What's going on?

-Whoa.
You're Ponty.

-Ponty?

There must have been a mistake,
I'm an American.

-American?

-What the hell do you guys want?

-In America, you say ransom.

-Ransom?

-Yes.

[moody music]

-We've decided
that you do not look like Sefior Ponty,

therefore you must not be Sefor Ponty.

-That's what I've been trying
to tell you all along.

-We are sorry for this mistake.

-Okay, | accept your apology.
Now, will you let me go?

-No, this is impossible.

If our leader Knew we make mistakes,

chhk.

Therefore, you must give us
the money that we demand.

-Eighty-seven thousand
and twenty-three dollars?

You got to be kidding. For what?

-For your life.

-Man, I've heard of tourist traps before,
but this takes the cake.

I'm not going to pay it.
-That settles it,

then, we'll just have to shoot you.

-Wait, come on.

Take it easy, will you? Huh?

-Maria, Maria.

[whispering]

-We've decided before we shoot you that,
as you Americans say,

we're going to fuck your brains out.

-Oh, you don't say?
-Yes, what is that?

Now, shut up.

This place is surrounded.

Take off your clothes.

Take them off.
Come on, take them off.

Hurry it up.

Come on, get this shit off.

Take those pants off.

We don't have all day here.

Come on.

Come here.

They make them really good in America.

Come here, look at this.

You want this dick so much,
you don't want to shoot him already?

Why don't you lick that cock, huh?

Lick that cock.

Lick that hot cock.

[moaning]

You like the way she licks your cock?

-Uh-huh.

[moaning]

-Shut up.

Yes, suck that cock.

Suck that cock.

Suck it good.

Give me some of that cock.

Get his balls up,
let's make him feel good.

[moaning]

Suck those balls.

[moaning]

Take this cock in your mouth.

Why don't you suck her tits, huh?

Suck those nice tits.

[moaning]
Yes, suck those nice tits.

Lick it faster.

| think it's too white,
it should have red marks on it.

Oh, yes, give me that ass.

[moaning]

-Come on.

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

Turn around, show him your ass.

Show him that beautiful ass.

You like that ass?

Wouldn't you like to fuck that ass?
-It looks good.

-Oh, yes?
-Kind of fat.

-Yes, why don't you lick that ass?

Lick that ass.

Come on, lick it, baby.

| said lick that ass.

Oh, yes, good.

Lick it.

Oh, that's nice.

-| love it. [moaning]

-Come on, baby, put it in.

Put it in.
-Oh, yes.

-Fucking put it in.

Fuck.

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck that pussy.

Fuck her hot pussy.

Fuck her hot pussy.

-Fuck me, fuck me.
-Oh, yes.

-Fuck it.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

-Too bad we have to shoot
such a good fuck.

-Oh, let's not and say we did, huh?

Okay, okay, I'll pay the $87,023.

You two have got to be
the most expensive piece of ass

in history.

By the way, what's the $23 for?

-Traveling expenses.
-Traveling expenses.

[lively music]

-Can | buy you a drink?

-That depends.

If you're hustling, no thanks.

-[laughs]
| take that as a compliment.

No one has ever called me
a hustler before.

I'm going to be very honest with you.
When | find a man

who is very attractive to me,
| am never called that.

| think you are a very attractive man
and it would be an honor

if you would make love to me.

-| don't know about that.

-Oh, I'll make it worth your while.

How about $50 American dollars?

-$50?

-Oh, I'm sorry,
| did not mean to offend you.

Would $100 be suitable?

-$100?

-My final offer, $200. Well?

-Okay, but your place, or mine?

-Good.

I'm sorry, this will only take a moment.

It's business.

-Please, Herr Hoffman, speak English.

We don't want to be rude to our guest.

Bartela, | would like you to meet
Herr Hoffman's secretary of the treasury.

-Pleased to meet you.

-Hello.
-Please, sit down.

-Florine, once again, | must apologize
for this intrusion,

but | have some very valuable
information for you.

May |?

-It's quite all right, Herr Hoffman.

We're very close friends.

-| have inside information
from the treasury.

Tomorrow, when the market opens,

the banks are going
to increase the price of gold.

-By how much?

-That's what's so shocking.

By 40%.

-40%?

That means if | buy gold today,
| will make a 40% profit by tomorrow?

-That's correct, Florine,
but you must buy as much

as possible now,
and you must sell tomorrow.

How much gold
can you arrange for me to buy today?

-| can arrange for immediate transactions
of 500,000 marks.

-Let me see.

That is about 250,000 American dollars.

-That's correct, Florine.

-Then you must buy me
$150,000 worth of gold.

-Excuse me, would it be possible
for someone else to get in on this deal?

-I'm sorry.

| cannot do that.

As it is, I'm taking a terrible risk
taking Florine Schmidt's money.

If | get caught, | go to jail.

-Couldn't | give the money to Florine
and have her buy it for me?

-Florine Schmidt,
you know the risks I'm taking.

-Herr Hoffman, just pretend it's for me.

-Very well.
-Here's my $150,000.

-Excuse me, do you take traveler's checks?

-Herr Hoffman?
-If you have them now,

| think | can still make it
to the bank before it closes.

How much do you wish to buy?

-God, | can't miss this opportunity.

Can | go in on $100,000 worth?
And these are already signed.

-Very well.
-How do we go about arranging this sale?

-Both of you must meet me
at noon at the Bank of Germany.

Now, excuse me for being rude,
but | must make it to the bank.

-Auf wiedersehen, Herr Hoffman.

-Auf wiedersehen.

-Good day, sir.
-Good day.

-Here is to love and money.

[glasses clank]

[moody, sensual music]

-Going to Zurich?

-Near there.

-Oh, you're an American.

Thank God.
-It's no big deal.

-What part of the states are you from?

-New York City.

-New York City?
Wow, me too, | don't believe it.

-Look, | hate to break your bubble,
but there's nearly half

a million New Yorkers living in Europe.

When are you going to go back?

-| can't.

I'm not allowed.

-Did you kill somebody?

-No,

not that.

It's a long story.

-Honey, it's a long ride.

-It all started
when | deposited $300 in the bank.

Man, | must have been waiting
under that clock

for at least three hours.

I've got to be a real fucking asshole.

-Yes, but you're a cute asshole.

What are you going to do now?

-| guess I'll have to get
my ass back to Zurich,

take out the rest of my money,
my big $300.

Then, | don't know, | guess
I'll have to get a job here,

but...

What's your story, anyway, Corine?

I've been spilling my guts out to you
the last couple of hours.

-Let's just say | came
into some money and I'm here to play.

-Yeah?
How much money?

-| don't know.

Look, I've got a proposition for you.

You need a job, | need a driver.

Doesn't pay much,
but it'll Keep you off the streets.

-Sounds good to me.

When do | start?

-How about now?

[wistful, upbeat music]

-Quick, step on it.

-Why?
| didn't rob a bank.

-They did it again.
-Did what again?

-They made an error.

| was drawing out my $300
and they gave me $300,000 instead.

-Whoa.
-All right, let's go.

-All right, go.

[lively, upbeat music]