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a production of BANDAI VISUAL
- TOKYO FM - DENTSU - TV ASAHI
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and OFFICE KITANO
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He gambles?
God doesn't like that!
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I'll tell him...
See you later.
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May God shower you with blessings.
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Now what?
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starring Beat Takeshi
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Takeshi, I envy you.
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Killing all those yakuzas!
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So cool!
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What yakuzas?
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Pops, yakuzas like that
don't really exist.
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Relax. It's only a movie.
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Takeshi, your turn.
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Mahjong!
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1 ,
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2, 3, 4,
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5, 6,
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7, 8,
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9, 10,
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12, 13,
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14, 15.
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You missed one.
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You're so rich.
You could let one pass.
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I don't do this for the money.
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Mahjong is my passion.
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So open a mahjong parlor!
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Mr Takeshi!
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Can you cast Junior in a movie?
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You want to act?
It's a tough job!
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Gain weight, lose weight.
Dye your hair...
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Auditions are coming up.
We'll call you.
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I can play a yakuza.
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- You are one!
- Really?
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We have the guns.
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Some water, please.
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Water!
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Taxi drivers!
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How was it?
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What was that for?
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You owe me, bastard.
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- I paid you back.
- No you didn't.
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At least pay the interest!
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Always complaining about your job!
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You're no better than a pimp!
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Lost again.
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Taxi drivers have it easy.
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They sleep whenever they want.
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Then you should try it.
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I'm a bad driver.
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If you were good?
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Let's get moving!
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- Where to, sir?
- TV station! Where else?
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Idiot! He's sleeping!
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Back up!
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Interesting...
You're so nice to taxi drivers!
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- What was she doing?
- I don't know.
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Who are you talking about?
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A stalker.
She waits for him everywhere.
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- Went too far again?
- Not at all!
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Make the cicada sounds loud.
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Can you make the lights
real bright, too?
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No problem.
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- Is it difficult?
- No.
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Then do it.
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Tell me...
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Is this "Winner's Draw" any good?
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Hope they let mahjong losers in!
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Their soy noodle soups are famous.
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But the cook is a grouch.
When you order...
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Wait till I ask!
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Request pepper and...
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Tastes bad?
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I'll never go back.
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Imagine this...
Zomahoun as the cook!
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Tastes bad?
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They're just right.
Not too hard, not too soft.
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Seasoned just right.
Eat them as they are.
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Thanks for your work!
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She's been following me a while.
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I should accept her gift.
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Definitely not.
It can't be much of anything.
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You're so cold!
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End of the shoot today?
Here we go again...
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I get flowers.
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Money would be nicer!
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Sometimes there are caterpillars.
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They turn into creepy moths. Yuk!
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What kind of set is that?
What kind of producer are you?
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You never think about artistic value.
Budget is all you care about!
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I'm sorry.
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What's he doing?
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Evening, sir.
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- What's that?
- Welcome, Mr Takeshi!
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I told you to buy
the right-hand drive.
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What's the meaning of this?
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- Who's that car for?
- Akihiro Miwa.
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We're over budget, Miwa.
Restrain yourself.
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Ask the sponsor for more money.
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I will if the ratings go up.
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It's tough with your ratings.
It's not my fault.
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Demand, beg...
That's the producer's job.
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I'm counting on you...
Art! Think Art!
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I've had it!
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Pardon me?
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Must be a poltergeist...
Amazing!
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Something lurking around.
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More like a monster...
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Look behind you.
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What a freak!
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Last shooting day.
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Care to see the set?
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Hello, Mr Takeshi.
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This is our new kid.
He's a terrific dancer.
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Keep him in mind!
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Say hello!
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Hello.
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Cute kid.
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Please take a look.
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Taichi SAOTOME
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Give him a chance.
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Please. Just once.
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We'll see.
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Time to go.
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Goodbye.
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Hey! Come on!
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No.
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I'll just be in the way.
Better I stay behind.
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In the way at a TV studio?
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Don't worry.
I'll be a good girl.
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Whatever.
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Don't touch that cream.
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It's expensive.
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Not even the most expensive cream
could help your ugly face.
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What an asshole!
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Welcome to the set!
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Is that supposed to be Okinawa?
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Add sound effects, some lights...
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Just like Okinawa!
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Computer graphics?
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A great view in the background.
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You're ready?
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I'll get going.
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See you later.
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They styled you? Looks nice.
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Rest while we wait for Mr Takeshi.
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Nice move.
You made it up?
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That earlier one, how does it go?
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That last one? Like this...
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Not so good, huh?
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- Like that?
- That's it!
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Don't lie.
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No, that was good. You got it!
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- I'm no good.
- No! You really got it!
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I don't think so.
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- What are you rehearsing?
- Upcoming show.
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- Keep up the good work.
- Thanks.
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- And the video?
- You'll get one.
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Back to work.
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Takeshi darling, it's been ages!
How are you?
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Ask me out.
Dinner, maybe?
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You know I'm not like that.
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You need to dress right.
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More like a corporate type.
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Hey, old dog!
Playing a yakuza again?
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Come over here.
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You, girlie, move it.
You're in my way.
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Be polite.
She's with Mr Takeshi.
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Too bad!
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You can use this cream.
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You're a little too friendly.
For you, it's "Mr Takeshi" here.
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Problem with my yakuza roles?
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I'm sorry, Mr Takeshi.
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This guy is a fan.
Doesn't he look like you?
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Hard to say with that make-up.
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You saying I look like a clown?
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Takeshi darling!
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Arrogant prick...
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To think we started out together!
He left us all behind.
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Wants me to call him Mr Takeshi now.
Arrogant prick!
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Hello!
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Hello, sir.
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Here's our wardrobe.
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Goodbye, everyone.
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Mr Takeshi, you work a lot.
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- You've been here forever.
- It's been 40 years.
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Red hot!
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Excuse me...
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Is Mr Takeshi here?
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He's dressing.
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My friend wants an autograph.
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That should be alright.
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Comedians?
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They're loud!
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Quiet!
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Have a good show!
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See you later.
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An autograph request...
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Mr Takeshi, he would like an autograph.
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Sure.
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Excuse me...
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Could you write "To Mr Kitano"?
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Same surname as mine?
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Thank you.
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He does look like me.
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I think he's hot.
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Really?
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Not him, silly! The other guy.
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Are you kidding?
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Stupid joke!
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That guy...
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The one who looks like me...
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What could his life be like?
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Odd jobs, probably.
Maybe in a convenience store.
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Running to auditions in between.
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Must be tough.
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Thanks for your work!
This is for you.
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Let's shoot it!
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Rolling!
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Quiet!
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This damned heat!
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That's Okinawa.
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The sound of cicadas
and blistering heat.
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Noisy bastards!
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Take that!
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We're over, too.
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Cut!
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Now, the close-up.
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It's so hot!
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That was great!
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Water! Right away!
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Those cicadas are loud.
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Kill the cicadas!
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Kill the lights!
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- It was great.
- The lights are still on.
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Kill those lights now!
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HELL HEAT
starring Beat Takeshi
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You never let me stay over.
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No, my place is a mess.
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Liar!
You're hiding another guy!
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That's not true!
My clothes are everywhere.
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Cheap old stuff.
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But I'll replace them
with expensive new clothes.
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How sweet!
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What are you looking at?
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- Where are you going?
- An audition.
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- For what?
- A movie.
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You're an actor?
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No way you'll get a part.
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Get out of here!
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I have a better chance
of being in a movie than him.
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Me, too.
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We could co-star.
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Like "Gone With the Wind"!
Me, Clark Gable and you, Bruce Lee.
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"Vivien" Leigh!
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Whatever.
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Thanks for your work!
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I bought right-hand drive, too.
Which one today?
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Neither.
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Remember "Roman Holiday"?
Gregory Punk and Audrey Heartburn.
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Don't be stupid!
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It's Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn.
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You're hopeless! Hopelessly stupid!
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Can't you see I was joking?
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It wasn't even funny.
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Then tell me to stop!
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You couldn't, even if I did.
Just like in bed.
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Nasty girl! Shame on you!
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What are you staring at?
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You think I like doing this?
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"Wait till I ask."
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"May I have some pepper?"
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00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,462
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
274
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,009
Try it again...
275
00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:01,180
This time, louder.
Be more angry.
276
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,809
"Noodle soup, please."
277
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,520
"Wait till I ask."
278
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,855
"May I have some pepper?"
279
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:13,734
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
280
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,696
It lacked some emotion.
281
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,865
That's fine. Thank you.
282
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,201
Please wait outside.
283
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,207
Mr Takagi is next.
284
00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,174
Excuse me...
I need the uniform back.
285
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,095
Mr Takagi is next, please.
286
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,945
Auditions are tough.
287
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,782
I hardly ever land a role.
288
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:06,912
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Asshole..."
289
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:11,709
"Wait till I ask, asshole!"
290
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,377
"Some pepper, please."
291
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,629
"What now?"
292
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:19,091
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?"
293
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:20,634
"Get out!"
294
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:25,097
Fine, thank you.
Please wait outside.
295
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,975
Damn right, I will!
296
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,649
He's a yakuza.
297
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,445
We need a grouchy cook.
298
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:41,906
Why was he called in?
299
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,283
- I'm sorry.
- Be more careful.
300
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:47,453
Mr Takeshige.
301
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:53,959
How much longer?
What about Junior?
302
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,796
OK, fine.
303
00:29:57,755 --> 00:29:59,006
Ready?
304
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,517
Shall we begin?
305
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,936
"Noodle soup, please."
306
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,693
Your line, Junior.
307
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,949
"Wait till I ask."
308
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,452
"Wait till I ask."
309
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:29,703
"Some pepper, please."
310
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:30,830
"Some pepper, please."
311
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,833
But... That's my line.
312
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,003
You messed up! Tell me mine!
313
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,214
Let's start from the beginning.
314
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:44,218
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Wait till I ask."
315
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,512
"Wait till I ask."
316
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:47,721
"Some pepper, please."
317
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,057
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
318
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,352
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
319
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,522
Excuse me. You won't be able to...
320
00:30:56,647 --> 00:31:00,359
I have to feed the lines to Junior.
Shut up!
321
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,905
Fine. Let's start again.
322
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,409
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Wait till I ask."
323
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,828
"Wait till I ask."
324
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:11,829
"Some pepper, please."
325
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,873
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
326
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,542
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
327
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,253
That's fine. Thank you.
328
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,921
Please wait outside.
329
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,716
Choose carefully.
330
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:27,887
Next.
331
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,113
Put this on.
332
00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:56,790
Problem?
333
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:58,751
The button...
334
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,754
The button seems to be stuck.
335
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,298
What's taking so long?
336
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,053
Let him go.
337
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,555
He's not the grouchy cook type.
338
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,892
Please wait outside.
339
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,191
We're "The 300 Kilos".
340
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,799
Hey, lady!
341
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,386
The register... It's here.
342
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,560
- You pay here.
- I have to give money?
343
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,856
Then I don't want it.
344
00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:46,400
Not my fault.
345
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,237
If I must give money...
346
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,742
Then I'll take this.
347
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,871
10 yen.
348
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:04,585
Here's 10,000 yen.
349
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,422
- Don't you have a smaller bill?
- Come on!
350
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,427
10 yen...
351
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:16,096
Count it right! No mistakes.
352
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,405
9,000...
353
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:36,784
990 yen.
354
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,620
Thank you very much.
355
00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:50,297
I'll take another.
356
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,716
10 yen.
357
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,596
Here's 1,000.
358
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,100
I just gave you change...
359
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,269
What's the problem?
I collect coins.
360
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,826
990 yen.
361
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,081
Thanks.
362
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:51,817
MAJONG PARLOR
363
00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,992
Welcome!
364
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,953
Wait until someone leaves.
365
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,661
Wake up!
You got the part.
366
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,499
A player left.
367
00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:33,794
Still an actor?
368
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,421
Must be tough.
369
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,801
What do you do?
370
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,095
Nothing much.
371
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:46,473
Nothing?
Just like those guys.
372
00:37:46,682 --> 00:37:48,267
But I'm not important.
373
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,894
Think they are?
374
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:00,279
Welcome, Junior.
375
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,995
Playing mahjong?
376
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:09,746
Looks fun.
377
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,333
Anyone leaving?
378
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:19,131
Hey!
379
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:22,509
That means you. Move it!
380
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:23,844
But I'm winning!
381
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,846
So what? Don't argue.
382
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,139
Let me finish.
383
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:30,017
Shut up! I said out!
384
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,658
I'll finish.
385
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:53,373
Mahjong!
386
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,711
- I win.
- You didn't give us a chance!
387
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,383
You win and run off. No fair!
388
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,719
I won a normal day's wages.
389
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:08,555
- What about us?
- Pops can replace me.
390
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,182
Will you?
391
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,558
Sure.
392
00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:14,186
You owe me 20,000 yen.
393
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,234
Let's play.
394
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:27,157
Seems you're the only loser.
395
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:38,543
WINNER'S DRAW
396
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:46,218
Hi!
397
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,720
Their noodle soups are great.
398
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,240
Noodle soup, please.
399
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:14,371
- Wait till I ask!
- Wait till I ask!
400
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:32,639
- Here.
- Here.
401
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,286
- Some pepper, please.
- Think it tastes bad?
402
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:56,121
Think it tastes bad?
403
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,748
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?"
404
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,917
- Get out!
- Get out!
405
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,169
"Get out!"
406
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,632
Hey, pay up!
407
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,634
Hey, pay up!
408
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:11,845
How much?
409
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,474
- Can't you read, moron?
- Can't you read, moron?
410
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,162
How was mahjong?
411
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,207
Lost again?
412
00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:49,508
- Miso noodle soup, please.
- Yes, sir.
413
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,509
Yes, sir.
414
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,718
Extra miso.
415
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,136
As you like.
416
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,638
As you like.
417
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:02,729
Thanks for your work!
418
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,585
How did it go?
419
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:27,379
I didn't get it.
420
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:28,755
No?
421
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,590
He didn't get it.
422
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,259
He didn't get it.
423
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:49,401
That's how it goes.
He doesn't stand a chance.
424
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,236
Right, Audrey Heartburn?
425
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:53,363
Stop saying that!
426
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:56,616
Speak for yourself, Gregory Punk!
427
00:42:56,825 --> 00:43:00,412
Again with the Gregory Punk!
More like Humphrey Avocado.
428
00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:04,749
Avocado? Why?
429
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,752
You mean Humphrey Bogart?
430
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,124
Don't we have it easy?
431
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:51,129
I get out here.
You're on your own.
432
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:52,589
Don't forget...
433
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,966
Avoid that way.
434
00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:08,188
Give up acting. Drive a taxi.
435
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,440
We have it easy.
436
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,772
- Where to?
- Straight ahead.
437
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,774
- Straight ahead?
- Straight ahead.
438
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,243
Gentlemen...
439
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:48,455
You're too heavy.
You have to get out.
440
00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:51,458
Don't worry.
We take taxis all the time.
441
00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:54,210
But, listen...
442
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,380
But...
443
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:03,094
Stop! There's no room!
444
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,387
- We'll fit.
- No. Sorry...
445
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,265
- Please.
- There's no room!
446
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,267
Give us a ride.
447
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:10,643
No room!
448
00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,645
Just once!
449
00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:15,315
- It's impossible!
- Come on...
450
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,735
Just once!
451
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:27,494
- Too heavy!
- Straight ahead!
452
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,621
I can't drive straight ahead.
453
00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:31,623
You must get out!
454
00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:36,461
The car is overloaded.
It's difficult to move.
455
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,173
This is dangerous.
456
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:44,677
That's enough.
You must get out.
457
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,144
Go right!
458
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:56,689
Go left!
459
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,692
We made it!
460
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:04,030
- Careful!
- I won't get through.
461
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,949
- Sure you will.
- This is dangerous.
462
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:07,325
- Change of course.
- He did it!
463
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:12,330
- Go right!
- No, go left!
464
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:14,666
- Straight ahead!
- I can't!
465
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:16,626
He made it!
466
00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:19,546
He did it!
467
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:21,130
This is dangerous!
468
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,217
Someone's moving!
469
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:31,891
- Did I run over him?
- Go left!
470
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:36,521
I feel really sick. I have to stop.
471
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,690
You can do it! It's OK.
472
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:42,068
We made it!
473
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:48,867
The car won't make it!
474
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:55,331
Something's stuck!
475
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:25,028
- Who do you wear that for?
- Don't start!
476
00:48:26,029 --> 00:48:27,113
Put this on for me. It's new.
477
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,781
- No.
- Put it on!
478
00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:31,910
- Why should I?
- Because I say so.
479
00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:34,746
- No way.
- Yours is see-through, slut!
480
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,710
Got an audition?
481
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:44,589
Get the part,
482
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:46,299
and I'll go out with you.
483
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,471
Actually, I hate that asshole.
484
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,476
Hope you get it!
485
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,779
"One more word and you're dead!"
486
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:10,073
"One more word, you're dead!"
487
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,742
"One more word and you're history!"
488
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,620
"Another word and you're dead!"
489
00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:18,748
"Another word and you're history!"
490
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:24,128
"Another word and you're dead!"
491
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,631
That's all for today.
492
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,801
But...
493
00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,511
There's one more left.
494
00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:34,097
Let him go.
495
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:38,309
He dyed his hair like Takeshi.
We can't use him.
496
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,479
Yakuzas don't look like that.
497
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:47,527
Gentlemen, please wait outside.
498
00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,363
Let's take a break.
499
00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:00,707
Thanks for your work!
500
00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:25,148
- What are you doing?
- Give me that!
501
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,566
Let go! I was reading.
502
00:50:26,816 --> 00:50:28,484
We're sorry.
503
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:33,698
Takeshi darling!
504
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:52,592
I finally found you.
505
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,929
I feared we were destined
to never meet again.
506
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:00,767
I don't want to be indiscreet, but...
507
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,270
What time does your shift end?
508
00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:10,109
Just you and me...
A quiet drink after work.
509
00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:13,112
I'm busy.
510
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:14,781
Really?
511
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,617
What a shame!
512
00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:22,121
I'm going to be indiscreet again.
513
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,123
I know this great curry restaurant.
514
00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,793
Like curry?
515
00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:28,795
I'm working now.
516
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,633
An expression of my feelings...
517
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,429
Please accept it.
518
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,937
I'll go out the back.
519
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,332
Where's the toilet?
520
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,878
Out the back door.
521
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:16,068
Have you seen a bald guy
covered in blood?
522
00:53:16,194 --> 00:53:17,069
Nope.
523
00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:21,300
Hope you get it!
524
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,138
He fell for it!
525
00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:30,309
You told him I was an asshole!
How could you?
526
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,644
I lied.
527
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,481
You'll never get a part!
528
00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,317
He never has before!
529
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,820
He'll come back disappointed again.
530
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:42,947
I can't wait!
531
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:45,616
Hope you get it!
532
00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:58,504
So?
533
00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:00,673
How did it go?
534
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,510
- I got the part.
- No! Really?
535
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,970
You got the part?
536
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:11,183
I was right!
I knew you would get it!
537
00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:13,352
Hard work pays off!
538
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,522
Learn from him!
The effort is what counts.
539
00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:19,859
- He got his reward.
- Always be persistent.
540
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:22,987
Keep trying
and someone will notice.
541
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:25,698
God smiles down on you.
542
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,369
Don't be stupid!
"I got the part", my ass!
543
00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:32,705
- Whatever!
- Just a fluke!
544
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,373
Must be some dumb character...
545
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:38,044
The kind shot from a roof,
then falls into a river.
546
00:55:38,294 --> 00:55:41,213
Maybe horse-dragged or sword-slain.
547
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:45,384
A role without lines
or his face won't be seen...
548
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:47,887
Some extra that gets killed...
549
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:51,557
What an idiot!
He's bragging about that?
550
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:54,894
Let's get drunk.
551
00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:58,397
That really pisses me off.
Why him?
552
00:55:58,522 --> 00:55:59,899
Let's get drunk!
553
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:02,068
Are you jealous?
554
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:04,195
Jealous of what?
555
00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:07,239
Life is so easy for some people!
556
00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:48,901
Murderer!
557
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:51,904
Murderer!
558
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,800
Welcome! What would you like?
559
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,261
Welcome! What would you like?
560
00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,471
Spaghetti Napolitan.
561
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,433
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
562
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,315
Got a fork?
563
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,150
No, sir.
564
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,318
No, sir.
565
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:36,300
Some water, please.
566
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,303
Water!
567
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,019
Water!
568
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,147
Some water, damn it!
569
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,362
I'll kill you!
570
01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:10,269
What's your role?
571
01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,229
A yakuza hitman.
572
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:13,939
Yakuza hitman?
573
01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:17,276
With a gun?
Bang bang, you're dead?
574
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,448
I bought this to practice.
575
01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:27,119
You bought it? Cool!
576
01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,455
Show me how you hold it.
577
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,627
Not like that.
578
01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:39,298
Use both hands
like those American TV cops.
579
01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:40,799
Both hands. Use both hands!
580
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,973
That's the way.
Now shoot!
581
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,811
It's real...
582
01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:39,691
Mr Tanaka...
583
01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:42,361
Mr Tanaka...
584
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:49,701
I'm from the Kyodo Daily.
Your bill is overdue...
585
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,538
I don't have any cash.
586
01:03:52,788 --> 01:03:53,872
Come back tomorrow.
587
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,549
Welcome. You'll have to wait
until someone leaves.
588
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,055
You, get Up-
589
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:15,394
What are you talking about?
I'm playing!
590
01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:16,854
Get out!
591
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,564
Are you crazy?
592
01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:25,404
You useless bum...
593
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,573
Get a job!
594
01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:30,409
What's going on?
595
01:04:43,839 --> 01:04:47,092
I'm sorry!
I'll never cheat again!
596
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:50,429
I have a wife and kids!
597
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:54,099
Five kids!
598
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:58,103
Take my money. Take it!
599
01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:01,398
Take my taxi, too.
You can have it.
600
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:05,944
Forgive me. I'm sorry!
601
01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:14,119
Wait till I ask.
602
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:03,669
Just helping with the body.
603
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:08,006
Interested in the Kyodo Daily?
How about a month subscription?
604
01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:11,009
Don't need it. Go away.
605
01:06:43,792 --> 01:06:45,544
Hey... Come over here.
606
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,339
Undress me.
607
01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:58,056
Take off my jeans.
608
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,231
Hurry up.
609
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,068
Hurry up.
610
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,903
What are you doing?
611
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:17,034
What's taking so long?
612
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,077
The button is stuck.
613
01:07:19,327 --> 01:07:22,247
Excuse me!
Subscribe to the Kyodo Daily!
614
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,249
I crashed the car!
615
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,085
That's my girl, you bastard!
616
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,087
Give me my gun!
617
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:15,801
Where are you going?
618
01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:38,323
A robbery!
619
01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:41,326
A robbery!
620
01:08:52,921 --> 01:08:54,005
Call the police!
621
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:23,201
The money!
622
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,555
I'm not doing this for the money.
623
01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:02,259
Where's the key?
624
01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:10,141
2 million yen for the key.
625
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:11,643
You have money.
626
01:11:18,275 --> 01:11:19,818
Give me some, too.
627
01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:27,659
One million isn't enough.
I want two.
628
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,162
Count it right!
629
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,674
Here's 10,000 yen...
630
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:45,510
For a 10-yen pack of gum.
631
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:47,512
Give me change.
632
01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:38,355
HELL HEAT
starring Beat Takeshi
633
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:58,208
A used Porsche?
634
01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,668
How about a Rolls?
635
01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:04,214
You robbed a bank.
You have money!
636
01:13:04,631 --> 01:13:06,883
Only cheapskates buy used cars!
637
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:08,385
That's my girl!
638
01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:09,886
Go on! Buy it!
639
01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:11,346
- Buy it!
- Cheapskate!
640
01:13:11,513 --> 01:13:13,390
That's my girl!
641
01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:15,016
That's my girl, bastard!
642
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,560
It's one-of-a-kind. Buy it!
643
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,062
You're so cheap.
644
01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:21,731
- That's my girl!
- Buy it!
645
01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,907
Idiot! Back up!
646
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,576
That's my girl!
647
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,078
Stop! Bastard!
648
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:37,914
- Be careful!
- Watch out!
649
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:38,748
Bastard!
650
01:13:45,171 --> 01:13:46,423
Bastard!
651
01:14:19,581 --> 01:14:22,125
Into the darkness,
652
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:25,295
My mother disappeared with her lover
653
01:14:26,546 --> 01:14:31,468
Abandoned, I was tossed around
from one home to another
654
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:37,474
Abused and humiliated,
I grew up swallowing my tears
655
01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:42,312
When I was little,
656
01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:46,274
An ugly duckling I was
657
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:50,653
Without a friend
658
01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:53,323
I only had myself
659
01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:58,161
Weird was how they saw me
660
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:01,498
Miserable was my life
661
01:15:02,749 --> 01:15:08,671
Crouching and sulking,
My life has been a living hell
662
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:12,675
With resentment and hate
663
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:17,514
I have survived until today
664
01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:27,750
We're off to a good start.
665
01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:31,754
Our next song is about
parents loving their children...
666
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,590
...Children loving parents.
667
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:37,260
A love for rich and poor alike.
668
01:16:37,719 --> 01:16:40,555
An unconditional love
immortalized in...
669
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,265
"Heavy Laborer's Song"!
670
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:44,767
Sing it for us, Miwa!
671
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:05,079
I hear it even now
the Heavy Laborer's Song
672
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:10,960
I hear it even now
That beloved lullaby
673
01:17:11,753 --> 01:17:16,633
At the construction site,
During lunch break
674
01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:22,639
Smoking a cigarette,
I close my eyes
675
01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:28,811
Music fills the air
I hear that song
676
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:34,317
The song
of the heavy laborer at work
677
01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:41,157
The song
of the poor heavy laborers
678
01:17:42,617 --> 01:17:48,998
This is for my dear husband:
Heave Ho!
679
01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:55,171
This is for my dear wife:
Heave Ho!
680
01:17:56,464 --> 01:18:03,137
This is for my dear children:
Heave Ho!
681
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:14,357
One more for luck:
Heave Ho!
682
01:24:31,484 --> 01:24:38,240
Let's meet in our dreams
683
01:24:49,502 --> 01:24:51,087
Damn!
684
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:53,923
Bitch!
685
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,930
You're a pain in the ass!
686
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:59,288
Where have you been?
687
01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,165
Hi!
688
01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:02,958
What do you mean "hi", slut?
689
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:06,128
Sorry!
I don't know how I got here!
690
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:07,463
You're too much!
691
01:31:10,591 --> 01:31:12,801
Ready? Go!
692
01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:19,808
I'm taking the money.
693
01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:15,197
Charge!
694
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:18,427
Charge!
695
01:34:34,961 --> 01:34:36,380
Mr Kitano...
696
01:36:31,745 --> 01:36:35,123
Please give him a chance.
697
01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:41,630
His name is Taichi.
Just once. Give him a chance.
698
01:36:43,089 --> 01:36:44,800
Please give him a chance.
699
01:36:45,091 --> 01:36:51,807
I'd really appreciate it.
Just once...
700
01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:59,314
Where's the toilet?
701
01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:02,818
Out the back door.
702
01:38:27,027 --> 01:38:27,903
Cut!
703
01:38:32,866 --> 01:38:34,075
This way, please.
704
01:38:37,370 --> 01:38:38,079
Thank you.
705
01:38:38,371 --> 01:38:39,414
Good work.
706
01:41:17,363 --> 01:41:19,407
To Mr Clown
707
01:43:37,962 --> 01:43:40,882
Sorry. I must have pricked you.
708
01:44:25,343 --> 01:44:26,427
Now what?
709
01:44:46,531 --> 01:44:50,785
Written, Edited and Directed by:
Takeshi KITANO
710
01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:55,957
Produced by: Masayuki MORI
and Takio YOSHIDA
711
01:44:57,375 --> 01:44:58,960
Cinematography: Katsumi YANAGIJIMA
712
01:44:59,085 --> 01:45:00,628
Lighting: Hitoshi TAKAYA
713
01:45:00,753 --> 01:45:02,297
Production Design: Norihiro ISODA
714
01:45:02,755 --> 01:45:04,465
Sound Design: Senji HORIUCHI
715
01:45:04,590 --> 01:45:06,301
Editing: Yoshinori OTA
716
01:45:06,426 --> 01:45:08,136
Line Producer: Shinji KOMIYA
717
01:45:08,553 --> 01:45:12,473
Costume Design: Yohji YAMAMOTO
718
01:45:15,226 --> 01:45:17,312
Starring:
719
01:45:18,438 --> 01:45:20,648
Beat Takeshi
720
01:45:21,774 --> 01:45:23,985
Kotomi KYONO
721
01:45:25,111 --> 01:45:27,280
Kayoko KISHIMOTO
722
01:45:28,406 --> 01:45:30,491
Ren OHSUGI
723
01:45:31,617 --> 01:45:33,828
Susumu TERAJIMA
724
01:45:34,954 --> 01:45:37,165
and Akihiro MIWA
725
01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:21,811
Adaptation: Jeanette AMANO
and Richard LORMAND
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