Original subtitles

[Superman] Superman here, the excitement never ends

as the legendary Super Friends battle villainy, here on Earth

and on worlds unknown.

Swoosh

[theme music]

Glitter

swoosh

whizz

swoosh

swish

bam

splash

splash

zap zap zap

crash

swish swish swish

[zapping]

[male narrator] "Super Friends.

The Legendary Super Powers Show."

We now return to the "Super Friends."

High in a mountainous region of the Western United States

a backpacking expedition led by Apache Chief

is about to take a surprising turn.

These tracks tell me a mother deer and it's fawn are nearby.

Probably looking for food.

[babbling]

[Jayna] You can tell all that from the tracks?

Jayna, Gleek, look.

Gee, Apache Chief, you're amazing.

When you are in harmony with the ways of nature

you can read her signs like a book.

[Gleek babbling]

[Zan] Well, it looks like Gleek's reading a chapter of his own.

What kind of animal made those tracks?

No animal, Zan.

These are the footprints of a young girl running.

[babbling]

[girl 1] Help, someone help me.

Let's go.

I can't hold on much longer.

[Zan] Don't worry, we'll save you.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate. - Wonder Twin powers, activate.

Form of an Exxorian eagle.

Shape of an ice basket.

[branch creaking]

[girl 1 screams]

[Zan] You're safe now.

- Ohh! - Oh!

[Apache Chief] Inuk chuk!

Worry no more, young ones.

Thud

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate.

Zap

Gee, the Super Friends.

- Laurie? - Is that you?

Oh, no, it's my parents.

- Who? - M-my parents.

[instrumental music]

Thank goodness you're safe.

We've been looking everywhere for you.

They've changed.

They don't seem the same anymore.

[male 1] Laurie is always running away.

Don't pay any attention to her foolishness.

Gee, I feel sorry for Laurie.

[jeep revving]

She seems really worried about her folks.

My sixth sense tells me she may have good reason.

[male narrator] Later in the nearby village of Buzzards Roost...

Oh, I hope we find the general store soon.

I'm getting hungry.

[babbling]

Excuse me, could you tell me where the general store...

Hey...

Doesn't look like we're gonna get much help from them.

Gleek and I will look for the store ourselves.

And I'll check on Laurie.

[Jayna] Hey, I think that's her. Laurie?

- Are you okay? - Of course, Jayna.

[mechanical voice] I am sorry to have caused you trouble this morning.

What's that thing behind your ear?

[Jayna] Hey, what's going on?

Gleek, Jayna just sent me a telepathic signal.

She's in danger.

[indistinct murmuring]

And it looks like we are, too.

Swish swish

Gleek, go tell Apache Chief.

[babbles]

Boing

boing

[babbling]

[babbling]

[Apache Chief] Don't worry, Gleek

help is already on the way.

But I'm afraid not in time.

Zap

[struggling] I... I cannot move.

Sorry, Apache Chief.

[instrumental music]

Better late than never.

What's going on?

[babbling]

It seems that the people of this area

have been possessed by an evil force.

Mm. Not even the magic of my lasso can break the spell.

We must rescue the Wonder Twins.

Inuk chuk!

I may not be able to sneak into Buzzards Roost like this.

But Diana Prince could.

Whirl

Did somebody call my name?

While you infiltrate the town

I'll scout the surrounding area.

One of us is bound to find them.

[male narrator] And as Diana Prince enters the strange

mining town of Buzzards Roost

an even stranger scene is taking place

inside a nearby mountain.

[clanging]

[Brainiac] How ironic that I, Brainiac

a computer robot, programmed to defeat the Super Friends

should now have humans carrying out his will.

You'll never get away with this, Brainiac.

Your observation does not compute, Wonder Twin.

'As you can see, my human robots are exposing veins of electrium

which carry power from the very center of the Earth.

whizz whizz

buzz buzz

[Brainiac] By tapping into the electrium, I can supercharge

my starship with unlimited power.

Excellent.

Another human to do my bidding.

But first, to transform my two Super Friends...

...into Super Zombies.

[buzzing]

[both] We are ready to do your will, Brainiac.

[male narrator] Later, as night falls on Buzzards Roost...

I've looked everywhere for the Wonder Twins.

I hope Apache Chief is having better luck.

Hey!

Grab her.

Three against one, huh?

[indistinct yelling]

Not bad odds.

[buzzing]

He calls.

We are summoned.

Great Hera!

That shed must lead underground.

[mechanical voice] Wonder Woman.

Jayna, Zan.

Zap

I've been looking everywhere for you.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate. - Wonder Twin powers, activate.

Shape up of an ice block.

Form of an Exxorian yeti.

Growl

Jayna, Zan, what are you doing?

[mechanical voice] We must return with you for the Starship.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, Apache Chief

is about to make a discovery of his own.

Hmm, I wonder where that crowd is going.

[dramatic music]

Great Grey Eagles! They're gone.

But tracks stop here.

Something's going on inside the mountain.

And I'm going to find out what.

How fortuitous that in my brief stay on Earth

I have managed to capture three of the Super Friends.

Zan, you must release me.

[mechanical voice] When Brainiac commands, no sooner.

Now that my Starship is fully energized by the electrium

my work here is complete.

As you can see, I have summoned all of my human robots.

They have proved so functional that I have decided

to take them with me.

[gasps] Those poor people.

Great spirit! I have seen enough.

It's now or never.

Inuk chuk!

[dramatic music]

Apache Chief.

Mm, I did not calculate the intrusion of the Indian.

But no matter, at least I have my prize catch.

The Super Friends.

[whirring]

Can't let Brainiac escape.

We shall see who has whom, Apache Chief.

Ohh!

Boom

And now to immobilize you.

[Apache Chief groans]

Inuk chuk!

Oh, no!

Crash

I'm free.

Jayna, quick.

Growl

And now everyone else will be free as well.

Thud

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate.

[sighs] Thanks, Wonder Women.

That mind control disk was giving me a pain in the brain.

You haven't stopped Brainiac yet.

[Jayna] He's getting away!

I'll get away in my escape pod.

[Apache Chief] inuk chuk!

Bam

It's all over, Brainiac.

You're not going anywhere.

Your town need not worry about Brainiac anymore

now that he's in our custody.

Thanks for all your help, Super Friends.

How can we ever repay you?

That's not necessary.

All we want to do is get back to our camping trip.

[Gleek babbling]

Look, Gleek, is all dressed for the occasion.

[babbling]

[groaning]

[Jayna] Yeah, overdressed if you ask me.

creak

splat

[chuckles]

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Super Friends."

[intense music]

In crowded Tokyo

millions go about their daily routine

unaware that a deep-sea trembler

is sending a huge tidal wave

to swamp the land of the rising sun.

Splash

Fortunately, the Super Friends arrive

faster than a speeding bullet train.

Great heavens!

The wave will smash those freighters.

[waves crashing]

Not if I put them on ice, Samurai.

Whizz

[waves crashing]

Catch of the day, two fishing boats.

My winds will hold the wave at bay.

[wind whirling]

[water gurgling]

[struggling] But... not... for long.

Long enough for my heat vision...

Whizz

...to vaporize it, Samurai.

[rumbling]

Happy fishing, my friends.

Swoosh

Well, we combed the waters of that problem.

Wait, my super-hearing has picked up a strange sound.

[Firestorm] What's happening?

The Imperial Palace.

Let's go.

[zapping]

It has vanished!

Talk about grand theft.

We'd better alert the Hall of Justice.

We're way ahead of you, Superman.

We've had our own tidal wave of disappearing landmarks.

Oh, no, even Lady Liberty.

The Eiffel Tower.

The Colosseum in Rome.

Hurry back, Super Friends.

This crisis is monumental.

We're on our way, Batman.

[male narrator] Some time later, as our Super Friends

return to the other side of the world...

[zapping]

Good grief!

Not the Hall of Justice, too.

And what of our friends?

We have to find out where that beam comes from.

With my telescopic vision

I can see that it originates from somewhere behind the moon.

We're going to need a vehicle for space travel.

Got you, Samurai.

One space bubble, coming up.

You certainly do come in handy, my young friend.

[dramatic music]

We're almost there.

Hey, do you see what I see?

[samurai] That planetoid is not easily missed, Firestorm.

Prepare for landing.

[intense music]

Get a load of all these weird buildings.

Ha! As Robin would say, "Holy architecture!"

I recognize this one.

It's the Crystal Galaxy Tower from the planet Crystallina.

Then you know the people who carved these weird statues.

Unless I'm mistaken, Firestorm

these are the people of Crystallina.

My X-ray vision proves you're right, Samurai.

These Crystallinians are in a state of suspended animation.

And the same fate has befallen

these bird people from the planet Avion.

This place is like one big museum.

With buildings and people stolen from every planet in the galaxy.

It's the Earth exhibit I'd like to see.

I think we should separate and search by air.

Right, whoever finds the Hall of Justice first, give a call.

Ah-ha, there's a sight for sore eyes.

Though it looks a little out of place.

Super Friends, we're here.

Ah, I can't believe it.

Everyone's in suspended animation.

I-I better call Samurai and Superman.

[robots babbling]

[humming]

Hey, hey, cut that out.

Wait a second.

[babbling]

I have a few questions.

[robots babbling]

Whoops!

You are our prisoner.

Do not resist.

So you think you're three Big Wheels, eh?

[zapping]

Well, now you're big three wheelers.

[man chuckling]

[male 2] Amusingly handled, young man.

But should I expect any less from the famous Firestorm?

[zapping]

Splendid.

Only two more to go.

Then I will have a complete set of Super Friends.

I wonder if Firestorm has found out anything.

I am afraid he did, Superman.

The hard way.

You are to come with us.

You are our prisoners.

[whirring]

Any suggestions?

[dramatic music]

[samurai] That beacon.

[Superman] I think we've come to the right place, Samurai.

Ah, welcome, Super Friends.

You're just in time to see my latest acquisition.

The Washington Monument.

An architectural masterpiece.

[zapping]

Now to find just the right spot for it.

Let's see. Ah...

Right here will do nicely.

Amazing.

But forgive my rudeness.

I am Remlar.

Curator of the Intergalactic Museum.

What gives you the right to rob the universe of its treasures?

Not to mention, innocent people.

Don't be so short-sighted, my friends.

These treasures belong to posterity.

As for the people, I have given them immortality.

As I am now about to give you.

We're not ready to become exhibits yet.

Bam bam

[zapping]

[chuckles] I'm afraid you are.

Superman!

Unfortunately, for the Man of Steel

my amulet is powered by the energy of a red sun.

Any last words for posterity, Samurai?

[speaking foreign language]

No, you must not get away.

Sorry to disappoint you, Remlar.

Blast

Bring him back.

I want to complete set of Super Friends

for my Earth exhibit.

Yes, Remlar.

Your prisoner will not get far.

[whizzing]

[intense music]

[robots babbling]

Now that I have turned invisible

the robots cannot detect me.

I must get Remlar's amulet if I am to free my friends.

Good heavens! Now what?

I have one final acquisition

before I leave this galaxy forever.

[robot babbling]

Hey!

[robot 1] There he is.

He must not get away.

Oh, no!

Swoosh

[wind whirling]

Hmm, such defiance.

Samurai is more trouble than he is worth.

Ah, the UN building should provide a fitting shrine.

Thud

Oh, too bad he wouldn't listen to reason.

[rumbling]

Samurai!

You will not be needing this, curator.

Museum hours are over.

[zapping]

[Firestorm] Right on the money, Samurai.

Well, that is the last of them.

Except for the Hall of Justice.

Let me have the honors.

As soon as we've finished returning the other buildings

and people to their rightful planets

we shall bring you before the Intergalactic Tribunal.

They'll teach you not to take things without asking first.

Oh, no, not Lake Metropolis.

[instrumental music]

Well, look on the bright side

the place could use a good washing.

[theme music]