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[theme music]

Crash

[zapping]

Pew pew pew

swoosh

[male narrator] We now return

to "The Super Powers Team..."

[eerie music]

All set. Give us a buzz if you see anything.

Right.

Okay, Jack, do your stuff.

[laughing]

Very neatly done. Very neatly indeed.

[intense music]

This'll be a breeze.

[beeping]

Man, is it late!

I should've been in bed an hour ago.

Boom

What was that?

[male 1] Nice work, we have 30 second before the police respond

to the silent alarm.

Hey, we got trouble. Get outta there.

Cyborg's coming.

Let's move!

What's the matter, folks? Forget your keys?

- Be cool now. - Yeah, you got us.

But not for long!

Hey... What?

[explosion]

[male 2] Come on!

Down here!

[coughing]

They'll never make it.

This way.

[dramatic music]

Oops!

Oh, great!

Okay, game's over.

[Ace] Maybe not.

[laughing]

We have one more card to play.

Who-who are you?

I'm your Ace in the hole.

Wowee!

Get ready to crawl back in your hole, Ace.

That's not the only trick up my sleeve.

What in blazes? Hey!

[laughing]

Time to shuffle up.

[zapping]

[screaming]

Huh?

Hang on tight.

Whoa!

[grunting]

Hey, where'd they go?

Where's he taking us?

[female 2] Oh, man! Look!

Welcome to the house of cards!

What a layout!

Oh, but why'd you brought us here?

I've been observing your operation for quite some time.

I'm impressed. You're very good.

But you could be better.

With my help you could be

the greatest criminal gang of all time.

Interested?

Maybe.

You will be.

But if you want to play in this game

you're going to need the right suit.

[dramatic music]

Hey! Style in threads.

Huh?

I'm being summoned

but I shall return shortly.

Summoned? By whom?

All in good time, my dear.

Hey, where did he go?

Mm, this gets weirder and weirder.

You'll be pleased to learn that I've finally chosen

my elite criminal core.

My royal flush gang!

[laughing] Amusing, isn't it?

Their two greatest foes working together.

And The Super Powers Team doesn't even realize it.

[laughing]

[Batman] Well, the update's complete.

Our new computer file should give us an accurate read out

of all the super villains at large.

Penguin, Joker, Felix Faust, Lex Luthor.

Hey, I got someone new to add to the list.

Take a look!

Weird.

[Wonder Woman on radio] Wonder Woman calling

the Hall of Justice.

Superman here, what's up?

I just spotted something strange.

[Wonder Woman] Four characters dressed like playing cards.

I'm going in for a closer look.

Be careful, Wonder Woman.

Come on, Firestorm, she may need some help.

[dramatic music]

Royal flush gang, attack.

Swoosh

[zapping]

I'm ready for you, queeny.

[screams]

I'll save you.

Uh-oh!

Pew pew pew

[grunting]

Great Krypton!

[zapping]

Coming right at you, Jack.

Have a heart, Superman.

[zapping]

That ray... It... It...

It's like a red sun.

I'm getting weaker.

[laughing]

Superman!

[laughing]

Huh?

Can't see.

[laughing]

Aah!

Can you believe it? Three of a kind.

Oh, man! We're too late!

Hey, what do you say we bring back a full house?

[zapping]

Enough, King, you're not playing with a full deck

if you think you can capture all The Super Powers Team.

Return to the house of cards at once!

You'll be seeing us again.

Sooner than you think.

Thud

[beeping]

[laughing]

What a sight!

What are you gonna do?

Watch.

[buzzing]

Great Hera!

[gasp]

Your turn, Amazon.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Glorious!

Amazing!

Hey, this is getting pretty heavy.

No need to be nervous, Ten.

Oh, yeah? We don't even know who you are

let alone who's behind this operation.

Well, now that you've proven yourself

I'll be happy to show my hand.

Prepare to meet your benefactor.

[dramatic music]

Whoa! Where are we?

[gasps]

Welcome to Apokolips.

[laughing]

[male narrator] We now continue with "The Super Powers Team..."

The homing device worked perfectly.

What a joint! It must have every card in the deck.

Yes, every card but one.

Hey, look!

[Robin] Darkseid's drones.

[Robin] You don't suppose Darkseid is Ace?

No, I figured out who Ace is.

But now we know who's behind him.

Come on.

[crashing]

[Cyborg] Geronimo!

[crashing]

Think you can get us inside?

[Cyborg] We'll see.

Alright!

Tell me I'm dreaming.

I'm afraid not.

[Batman] The house of cards must disguise the dimensional warp.

Outside it's Earth but inside

it's Apokolips!

[zapping]

[thudding]

Good work! Let's go!

[Darkseid] Once you've captured the remaining Super Powers Team

I will begin my conquest of Earth.

Just imagine, you will have me rule not one but two planets.

Yes, wonderful.

What are we gonna do?

Nothing with Darkseid around.

Be prepared to fill your other cards

within the hour, Darkseid.

I've already devised a plan to capture the rest.

[indistinct screams]

We have company, father.

Our enemies have discovered the house of cards.

Ho-how could this be?

I don't like surprises, Ace.

Come, we must put security on full alert.

Ace, what are we doing here?

I'm scared of this guy Darkseid.

You have nothing to fear as long as you obey him.

Well, you can count me out

we're way over our heads on this one.

Don't be a fool, girl.

We've hit the big time.

Darkseid would never understand someone turning chicken on him.

[Batman] Maybe she's turned smart.

What?

[zapping]

What?

Huh?

It's the end of the line, Ace...

...or should I say Joker.

Ah!

How did you know?

Your house of cards has every card but one

and every deck has a joker.

Now suppose you show us how to release our friends.

Sure, as soon as Darkseid get's back.

[laughing]

I'll show you.

No, you little traitor!

He does it with that device.

Whose side are you on?

Maybe I can reverse the process.

Ah!

Taste the fruits of treason, Ten.

Quick, the flying cards.

Pew pew pew

swoosh

[Darkseid] Your little charade is over, Joker.

Our enemies are getting away!

Now, don't worry, Darkseid.

We'll bring 'em back.

Pray that your cohorts succeed.

Otherwise they'll suffer the same punishment

I have planned for you.

They're gaining on us.

That's cause they know how to

ride these things.

We better split up.

Queeny, you take Robin, I'll go after Cyborg.

Yeah. And Batman's all ours.

[zapping]

Huh?

[grunting]

[Robin] Yike!

[laughing]

Ah!

Yeaahi!

It's just you and me now, Jack.

Face to face, card.

You haven't got me yet.

[laughing]

The Joker's laugh is always last, Tinman.

[zapping]

I'm magnetized!

Ah!

Hey, down here.

I think we've got things pretty well wrapped up.

[laughing]

[Darkseid] Your attempt to save your companions was most valiant

as well as foolish, Super Powers Team.

Now, prepare to join them forever.

[buzzing]

[laughing]

A double header.

[Darkseid] Behold your ex-associate.

Should anyone else turn against me.

I shall see to it that you all suffer the consequences.

I assure you, there will be no more surprises, Darkseid.

Let us hope not for your sake as well, Joker.

The drone squad is ready, father.

Come, Royal flush gang.

Time to see history in the making.

[dramatic music]

My first target shall be Metropolis.

I've programmed my drones to take over

The Hall of Justice.

[laughing]

The Super Powers' old headquarters

will soon be our new base on Earth.

Oh, don't you love the irony?

[laughing]

Hmm?

[Joker] Where's Jack?

He was here just a second ago.

Find him at once.

[Jack] Hope this works.

Oh, thank Hera!

[Jack] Not so fast, Buddy!

Jack!

- Batman? - Right, Robin.

You see, during my battle with Jack...

[Batman] ...I managed to turn the tables on him

with his energy sword.

Allowing me the chance to switch costumes.

Now if Firestorm wouldn't mind another switch.

My pleasure.

Oh, no!

While I'm at it.

[screaming]

We haven't much time.

This battle is far from over.

[screeching]

Bam

I've got to stop those robots before they reach Metropolis.

Now, for some redecorating.

[screaming]

[rumbling]

There they go!

[zapping]

[Darkseid] My robots!

[Joker] I don't understand.

No more surprises. Huh, Joker?

[Joker] Never, I mean... I...

No... No... It's... It's not my fault.

Well, what do you think will happen to us?

The judge should show leniency in your case, Ten.

But as for your friends they'll have lots of time

for card games behind bars.

I only wish we were bringing back the real wheeler dealer.

[Wonder Woman] Hey, look!

[screaming]

Well, well, Joker, looks like you've been discarded.

[scoffs]

[theme music]