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[theme music]

Crash

[zapping]

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Pew pew pew

[whooshing]

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[music continues]

[whooshing]

[whirring]

[beeping]

[Superman] Okay, guys, time to go home.

We've finally finished charting the meridian star system.

- About time. - Thought we'd never leave.

No one wants out of here more than I do.

[Superman] An orange sun cuts my powers in half.

I can barely carry this.

[alarm blaring]

Uh-oh, scanners are picking up

an astro-disturbance.

[whooshing]

Nothing like a surprise visit, eh, father?

[zapping]

Boom boom

[Superman] It's Darkseid.

Hit the road, Cyborg.

[whooshing]

Boom

Head for the asteroid belt.

[wing gushing]

[grunting] if only I were stronger.

Crash

[zapping]

[Superman] Good work!

[whooshing]

They're getting away.

Launch the heat seekers.

[intense music]

Can't we go any faster?

With one engine out? Give me a break.

Only one way out of this.

Boom

[laughs] We did it, father!

Yes, not even Superman could have survived.

[Superman] Good job, Firestorm.

[Cyborg] You turned the cockpit

into a lifeboat just in time!

Yeah, but when Darkseid checks out the scene

we're sittin' ducks.

Hm, even though my vision's diminished...

...I think I see a ship ahead.

Gonna need your help, Firestorm.

Say no more.

[zapping]

Let's just hope I don't run out of gas before we get there.

After all this time, it's hard to believe it's over.

Defeating the Super Powers Team was my greatest challenge.

Father, our scanners detect erratic movement.

- You don't suppose... - Impossible.

But we better investigate anyway.

I don't believe it!

[whooshing]

[Cyborg] It's the size of Manhattan!

[Firestorm] With that damage, maybe the aliens abandoned it.

Good. We don't need anymore trouble.

If only my x-ray vision weren't so weak, I could see inside.

[whooshing]

Hate to drop in uninvited, but...

Voila! After you, gents.

Who forgot to pay the light bill?

Is someone coming?

Why do I get the feeling

they're gonna be big guys?

[door opens]

Oh, my gosh!

[instrumental music]

What is this place?

[whirring]

These guys look reasonable.

[laughs] I think they like me.

Hey!

I understand.

Look, it's a botanical garden

tended by robot farmers.

You are trespassing.

I am Princess Aliana.

Leave my ship at once or face the consequences.

[Firestorm] Hey, wait! Uh, we're in trouble.

[Superman] We mean no harm.

- Huh, where is she? - Where is anybody on this ship?

Pretty freaky.

[instrumental music]

Hm. Looks like some sort of museum.

And over here, a library.

Hey, I hit the jackpot, guys.

Here are the ship's plans.

[whirring]

Which way to the control room?

Right down... Huh?

Leave now.

This is your last chance.

[Firestorm] Hey, would you wait a second?

Huh? She's like a ghost.

Uh-oh. That princess means business.

[zapping]

Ah!

[rumbling]

Alright, let's get serious.

[zapping]

[screeching]

[grunting]

Bam bam

boom

Let's hope we've seen the last of these.

You know, I'm beginning to miss old Darkseid.

Yeah, at least we had a fix on his style.

[Kalibak] If the Super Powers Team is still alive

they'd have to be aboard that ship. Should I blow it up?

Let's take a look first.

A ship that size may have weapons we can use.

Activate internal scanners.

- Are you sure this is the way? - Positive.

According to the ship's plan

the control room should be somewhere near.

You were warned. Now prepare to meet your doom.

Now what?

You had to ask.

M-maybe I can stop it.

Huh? Oh. Its energy is neutralizing my powers.

Hold on, gang! Just a few more seconds.

Bam

Ah, at last!

The control room! Wow.

[Cyborg] Uh-oh. It's the ghost girl.

How dare you invade!

This time she's for real.

No! Ah...

I've got her, Superman.

Superman! C-can this be?

Well, looks like your reputation precedes you.

Please forgive me.

Ever since asteroids crippled my ship

I've used holograms to scare pirates away.

You see, I'm on a mission most...

My home world was destroyed in a terrible chain reaction.

[gasps] That's what happened to Krypton.

I was entrusted to lead my people

to a new world in the beta system.

- What people? - Yeah.

This is a regular ghost ship.

When we ran out of food, the entire population

was reconfigured on to a single microchip

which I keep in here, close to my heart.

[Superman] Amazing!

Once we reach our destination

I will bring them back to normal.

Amazing, indeed.

Kalibak, prepare the stargate.

Hm. One of the engines has only minor damage.

[Cyborg] We should have this ship moving in no time.

[whooshing]

This ship goes nowhere.

Boom

[screams]

[laughs]

Not only have I trapped the Super Powers Team

but I've captured an entire population

to serve me.

My people!

I'll destroy them now, father.

Fool. At this range, the explosion will engulf us, too.

Wait till we're further away, then blow them into oblivion.

Superman, your powers! Can't you do something?

Sorry, princess, without the rays of a yellow sun...

Hey, wait! Firestorm, see that asteroid?

I think I'm way ahead of ya.

Let's hope this ship can stand the heat.

[zapping]

Now.

Destroy them now!

Come on! Change, change!

[zapping]

It's working! I can feel it.

[instrumental music]

[whooshing]

Oh, no, you don't, Darkseid!

The engines are overloading.

We can't take much more of this, father.

Is this what you want?

[intense music]

Ha-ha! That's my man!

[indistinct chatter]

I can't thank you enough.

Now that my people are re-materialized

please take this amulet as a token.

If the Super Powers Team can ever be of help

you know where to find us.

Next time we meet, I promise you a warmer reception.

I certainly hope so.

Okay, guys, now it is time to go home.

[whooshing]

Farewell, my friends.

[whooshing]

[male narrator] Deep in space lies an imperfect duplicate of the Earth

known as the Bizarro World.

On this topsy-turvy planet lived weird doubles

of the citizens of Metropolis

including the city's most famous superhero.

Look! It am I most famous superhero.

Yes, it me, Bizarro number 1.

Me almost late enough for important meeting

at Hall of Injustice.

[Bizarro] Attention, attention!

Fellow Bizarro Supermen

this meeting will come to disorder.

Bam

[clatters]

Much better.

Reason me got you here is because

us much too powerful.

And because us too powerful

we need protection.

Uh, uh, protection? What do us do?

Me take this duplicator ray to Earth

and make Bizarro Super Powers Team.

Crash

Have a bad trip!

As mayor of Metropolis

it gives me great pleasure to let Wonder Woman

present the last of our annual Young Citizens Award.

Doing good deeds is always its own reward

but today Metropolis is officially giving

a great big thank you to a couple of super young guys

Firestorm and Cyborg.

[crowd cheering]

Huh? Uh, for us?

Well, I don't know what to say.

My, my. How touching.

[laughs] Moments like these are made to be spoiled.

Huh? What's that?

Look, it's Superman!

[whooshing]

No, wait! It's a monster!

[all screaming]

Oh, no! Bizarro number 1.

Crash

Say cheese!

Great Hera! The duplicator ray.

Oh, my gosh! Bizarro duplicates.

Why have you created these doubles?

Because they am dynamic new Bizarro Super Powers Team.

We am?

Boy, oh, boy!

[laughs] Can I have fun with this!

Me take team back to protect Bizarro World.

[chuckles] Not so fast, number 1.

These new superheroes are going to need training.

Oh, it gets worse!

Who am that?

Mister Mxyzptlk. He am very helpful.

Indeed.

I'll teach you everything there is to know

about being a superhero.

Not that there's that much to it.

Hold it, Mxyzptlk.

You're not going anywhere with these guys.

Poof

Come, now. Your powers are nothing compared to my magic.

Maybe those trophies have gone to your heads.

[zapping]

[laughs] Me like your hats.

[Wonder Woman] Whoa!

[Cyborg] Ah!

Come, students. Time for our first lesson.

How to patrol Metropolis.

[Cyborg] We gotta stop those Bizarro.

And trick that imp into saying his name backwards

so we'll be rid of him.

But first we have to find them. Come on!

[Mxyzptlk] Remember, in this lesson

your job is to do a good deed for Metropolis.

- Sounds easy. - Ha-ha-ha! Yeah.

I should fail with flying colors! Ha-ha...

Me already see big problem. Man trapped in traffic.

[blows whistle] Alright, let's move it.

- Me save you. - Whoa!

[crashing]

[laughing]

[cars honking]

Oh, my gosh!

Statue am leaking. Me fix!

[zapping]

[intense music]

[rumbling]

[water gushing]

Me must save burning building!

[water sloshing]

[screaming]

Holy smokestacks! What a mess!

We have to undo everything the Bizarros did.

- How work do, teacher? - Splendidly!

You all get As for that lesson.

Me was hoping for an F.

Am team ready to protect Bizarro World now?

Me don't think... Uh, no.

I don't think so yet.

But you are ready for my next lesson.

A crash course on the Hall of Justice.

Poof

Mister Mxyzptlk says workout make you stronger

Bizarro Wonder Woman.

Yes, me feel stronger already. Watch this!

Crash crash

Ha-ha! Me like funny TV show.

[thuds]

Ha-ha. Bizarro Wonder Woman must be in good shape.

[laughing]

That's more than I can say for the Hall of Justice.

[laughing]

Hey, Mister Mxyzptlk. Me learn about technology.

Watch! Me interface with computer.

Crash

[laughs] Such brilliance!

Am we ready to return to Bizarro World now?

Oh, no. Not quite yet.

[Wonder Woman] Merciful Minerva!

crash

Hm. Looks like those Bizarros have been trampling our turf.

Calling all superheroes! Calling all superheroes!

This is Warden Johnson.

There's been a jailbreak at Metropolis prison.

This serious!

If prisoners escaping

it mean they feel unhappy.

[laughs] Us help them get away.

[laughs] Oh, they catch on fast.

Got you, you wimp imp!

You leave my teacher alone!

[laughs]

There's nothing as rewarding

as a good student-teacher relationship.

Come, class, it's time for our third lesson.

Caring for criminals.

We'll never get rid of that imp with the Bizarros around.

And we'll never get rid of the Bizarros

with that imp around.

Hm, I think our slippery imp

may have just slipped up.

Come on, let's get to that prison fast!

[clamoring]

Crash

[siren blaring]

Hey, let's blow this joint!

[male 1] Warden, it's the Grim brothers. They're leading the breakout.

Not for long. Here come the Super Powers Team.

- I think. - Give it up, Grims.

[laughs] Leave nice prisoners alone!

[zapping]

[intense music]

- Ah! Help! Help! - Ah!

How can more prisoners escape with such a small exit?

Me give them a big break!

[rumbling]

Quite a sight, eh, number 1?

Yes, convicts so happy

it bring a tear to Bizarro's eyes.

Oh, no. We're gonna hit the power lines!

Thanks for the lift, Wonder Woman!

Gotta ground those criminals.

[zapping]

[thuds]

They got the others, but not us!

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

Sorry to trip you up, guys.

Why am Super Powers Team recapturing prisoners?

'Cause they're Super Power party poopers, that's why!

But forget about 'em.

I have many more lessons to teach you.

[zapping]

What are you doing, Wonder Woman?

Giving the Bizarro the reason to go home.

What?

Gadzooks!

Am you Mister Mxyzptlk, too?

[laughs] You no trick me into saying name backwards.

Me am Mister Kltpzyxm.

Uh-oh. That's my name backwards.

Me must go to Bizarro World and make everything beautiful.

Just like on Earth.

Oh, no! Him fix things?

Us must return to Bizarro World at once.

What?

Allow me to provide

the transportation.

[laughs] That ugly piece of junk?

No way!

Us superheroes travel second-class.

[zapping]

Nice work. Come, Bizarro. It's time to stop Kltpzyxm.

But-but our lessons. You can't leave now.

Forget about Kltpzyxm.

Oh, no. I said it!

I think class is over, guys.

Goodbye, Super Powers Team. Wish us bad luck!

Goodbye, number 1!

[coughing]

Goodbye!

[coughing]

And good riddance!

[coughing]

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