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[dramatic music]

[Superman] Superman here, the excitement never ends

as the legendary Super Friends battle villainy here on Earth

and on worlds unknown.

[indistinct]

[cackling]

[theme music]

Swoosh

swoosh

swish

splash

[music continues]

Zap zap zap

crash

[Superman] "Super Friends! The Legendary Super Powers Show!"

We now return to the "Super Friends."

[dramatic music]

[male narrator] You see before you a sight you earthlings

have ever gazed upon, Space Station Xeno.

The very hub of the inter-galactic underworld.

On this day, the most sinister criminal cutthroats

of the universe have gathered

for a momentous and secret event.

You may enter.

[male narrator] For today, marks the convening of the 532nd

Annual Inter-galactic Underworld Auction.

Silence, everybody, silence!

The auction is about to begin.

Here is the first item up for bids.

The Maloravian disintegrator.

Behold its power.

[whirring]

[applause]

[alien 1] No self-respecting criminal should be without one.

What are my bid?

[alien 2] Two thousand dromillion bleens.

Three thousand.

Four thousand.

Four thousand going once.

Going twice...

[zapping]

Darkseid!

Excuse me, but are these seats taken?

[gibberish]

[chuckles] I didn't think so.

Darkseid, had I known you'd be attending

I would've waited for your arrival.

It's still not too late to put your bid

on the Maloravian disintegrator.

I have no interest in it. You may proceed.

Four thousand going three times.

Sold to the Blob from Magnus Valari!

[gibberish]

I could've used that disintegrator, father.

Imagine all the havoc one could wreak with such a device.

Keep still, Kalibak.

We've come for one item and one item only.

And once we have it, the fate

of the Super Friends will be sealed.

[alien 1] And now for our next item up for bids.

The Herculoid Automaton.

Note the Automaton's strength.

What are my bid?

[male narrator] And as the bidding continues

the fearsome Drekonite ice creatures

speed across space.

Can't you go any faster?

The auction will be half-over by the time we get there.

[alarm beeping]

- What's that? - Unidentified ship approaching.

This is Black Vulcan of the Super Friends.

You are under arrest for crimes against the galaxy.

Freeze him!

Click

[whirring]

[zapping]

Merciful Minerva, their freezing ray

is gonna crack the hull of our ship!

I hope Superman's still out there.

[zapping continues]

Creak

Now, to put the Drekonites on ice.

Oh! This place is a deep freeze.

Yes, Wonder Woman.

A deep freeze to deep-six the Super Friends!

[cackling]

[zapping]

My, my! Such a chilly reception.

Make light of this, Super Friends!

[Wonder Woman] Easily!

thud thud thud

You have yet to feel my icy wrath!

Zap zap

Aah!

[Black Vulcan] And we will never will, Drekonite!

Now that I'm using my electric powers

to warm this ship to a decent temperature.

Ah, feels good, Vulcan.

Ah, the warmth! I can't stand it!

[Superman] Congratulations, Super Friends.

I shall now bring the Drekonites before the Interstellar Tribunal

to answer for their crimes.

Meanwhile, we'll infiltrate the underworld auction in disguise.

Good luck, my friends. I'm sorry I can't join you.

[Black Vulcan] We understand, Superman.

This is one mission that would be much too dangerous for you.

[male narrator] A mission too dangerous for Superman?

What could Black Vulcan possibly mean?

Ten thousand going once, going twice, sold!

[gibberish]

Yes, ladies and gentleman, the Fishmen of Oceanus

are now the proud owners of the Porto-peddle Seabaroo sub.

And now, everyone, the final item up for bid.

The one prize you've all been waiting for.

Gaze upon Gold Kryptonite.

[all gasp]

The only known chunk of Gold Kryptonite

to exist in the entire universe.

[indistinct clamoring]

If Superman were to come within a mere 20 feet of this rock

he would lose his powers forever.

I do not imagine there is one among us

who would not want the honor

of ridding the universe of Superman.

I will give you a few moments to ascertain your funds.

I imagine that the bidding will be quite high

for this priceless gem.

[chuckles] So this is the reason we've come, sire.

Correct, DeSaad.

Soon I will possess the means to neutralize

the most powerful member of the Super Friends

spelling the ultimate downfall of my earthly enemies.

[Black Vulcan] I hope we're not too late.

if reports about the Gold Kryptonite are true

we must prevent it from falling into criminal hands.

Look, Space Station Xeno straight ahead!

Identification card, please.

Identification card?

Hmm, this must be it.

You may enter.

[Wonder Woman] Phew! That was close.

[Firestorm] Yeah, I'm just glad they didn't ask for a password.

Password?

Wouldn't you know it?

I'll give you a password.

Super Friends!

Bling

[Black Vulcan] Hurry!

Hey! Mmph!

[alien 1] I propose that the bidding for the Gold Kryptonite

begin at 500,000 dromillion bleens.

We're just in time.

Who will bid first?

- Darkseid? - One bleen.

[all gasp]

One bleen.

But the Gold Kryptonite is worth so much more!

I repeat, one bleen.

[all clamoring]

I doubt whether anyone would dare outbid your father.

[chuckles]

Well?

You're r-right, Darkseid.

One bleen going once, going twice--

[Black Vulcan] One million bleens.

[all gasp]

[alien 1] I hear one million bleens.

Do I hear two?

Who presumes to outbid Darkseid?

Uh, the Drekonite ice creatures, sire.

A most untrustworthy people.

[alien 1] One million going once, going twice--

Two million bleens!

Ten million!

[all gasp]

Hey, where are we going to get all these bleens anyway?

If you wanted to, Firestorm, you could turn this

entire space station into bleens!

Oh, yeah!

Fifty million bleens!

Fifty million bleens!

[stutters] Do, do I hear more?

[Black Vulcan] One hundred million bleens!

It is obvious to me

that there is no stopping these Drekonites.

At least not yet.

[alien 1] One hundred million bleens going once

going twice...

...sold to the Drekonite ice creatures.

[all clamoring]

Don't worry, father.

What can be bought can be stolen, right?

The Drekonites may claim their prize now.

Let's get that gold and get out of here.

I'm with you.

[Darkseid] DeSaad, what would you say the temperature is in this room?

Temperature? Why, at least 100 rom, Darkseid.

Then is it not curious that these ice creatures

who cannot tolerate temperatures above freezing

seem so comfortable in this warmth?

Of course, sire! They must be imposters!

Exactly!

[zapping]

[all clamoring]

The Super Friends!

Let's get out of here!

[clamoring]

I'll take care of them, father.

[groans]

We've got to get that kryptonite.

[alien screams]

They're ruining the entire auction!

[intense music]

[zapping]

[groans]

Can't... move.

Ah. Too... weak.

I admire your boldness, Super Friends.

But the charade is over, for not only do I now have you...

...but the Gold Kryptonite as well.

[cackles]

[Superman] We now continue with the "Super Friends."

[male narrator] At the Hall of Justice Superman, Batman and El Dorado

are concerned about their long overdue companions.

I'm sure they would have tried to contact us

had they gotten into trouble.

Assuming they could contact us.

[Batman] Look, a transmission's coming in.

Darkseid!

Sorry to intrude, Super Friends

but I have some bad news for you.

Wonder Woman, Black Vulcan and Firestorm have been detained.

I should have known.

But you needn't worry about the Gold Kryptonite

it is safe within my keeping.

Let the Super Friends go, Darkseid

or you'll have to answer to us.

I will ignore your feeble threats, Batman.

Your friends are in no immediate danger as you can see

but unfortunately the asteroid in which they are trapped

is heading toward that nearby star.

[all gasp]

If you are able to locate the right star

you may be able to save them.

But I will advise against trying.

[dramatic music]

It's obvious, Superman, that Darkseid has designed this trap

to expose you to the Gold Kryptonite.

Of course. But I must do whatever I can to rescue them.

First, we have to find out which star they're heading for.

It could be any one of billions.

I think I know someone who might be able to tell us.

[male narrator] Meanwhile on Apokolips...

[DeSaad] This is a brilliant plan, sire.

They are all brilliant, DeSaad.

[chuckles] if Superman attempts to rescue his friends

you can trap him with the Gold Kryptonite.

[zapping]

Father, it is time for me to depart for the Vega system.

Vega? How can you possibly go off to those foolish games?

It is for the glory of Apokolips, DeSaad.

I am the defending champion.

Bah!

Father, I will return in exactly two hours.

Yes. Go.

[male narrator] With its many moons and orbiting cities

the planet Vega is the playground

of the inter-galactic underworld.

Whoosh

[laughter]

So, what do you say, Snitch?

Any tips on the races on... Major?

Try Corbina Fort, it's a sure thing.

Thanks, Snitch.

Is there anything you don't know?

Nope, not much.

How 'bout a shine, Snitch?

Sure thing.

[gasps] Batman!

- Maybe later. - Relax, Snitch.

We only want some information.

If it's about Darkseid, I don't know nothing.

Which star will the Super Friends asteroid crash into?

I don't know, honest.

I thought you knew everything.

It's not healthy to know too much about Darkseid.

Why is it that I don't believe you?

My telepathic sense tells me that he's speaking the truth.

Yeah, see?

But I also sense that he's holding something back.

Something about Kalibak.

[nervous chuckle] Okay, okay.

But remember, you didn't hear it from me.

Kalibak could answer your question

and you can find him playing in the Gyro-Jouster finals

on the Moon of Games.

- The Moon of Games? - Yeah. But you better hurry.

When Kalibak plays gyro-joust, the games don't last long.

Thanks for the tip, Snitch.

I'll give you odds that Kalibak won't tell you a thing!

If I were you, amigo, I'd save your money.

[male narrator] Sometime later, on the Moon of Games

a sell-out crowd gathers to watch

Kalibak defend his title in the gyro-jousting games.

[crowd clamoring]

Clang clang

[chuckles] Not bad, Kro-Mar. You've lasted longer than most.

You won't be laughing for long, Kalibak.

Clash clash

Kalibak can sure handle the gyro staff.

[groans]

[crowd cheering]

[chuckles] Good riddance, Kro-Mar.

Champion Kalibak wins again.

If there are no other opponents he will retain his title.

Do we have a challenger for the final game?

I guess that's my cue, compadres.

Bling

Are you sure you can handle Kalibak?

We shall soon find out, amigo.

I'll take on Kalibak.

A new challenger!

Let's hope he has insurance, folks.

Get ready for a mud bath!

Great Scott! Kalibak's a powerhouse.

But El Dorado seems to be holding his own.

I don't get it, you anticipate my every move.

It's almost as if I could read your mind, huh.

Ah! You might as well jump in the mud.

[chuckles]

Just keep laughing, Kalibak.

Whoa!

[all cheering]

No one beats me.

Who are you?

El Dorado, amigo.

[instrumental music]

[Superman] We have a question for you.

Look out, it's the Super Friends!

[all clamoring]

[Batman] So much for your loyal fans, Kalibak.

Now on what star has your father set his trap?

Forget it! I won't tell you anything!

You don't have to tell us, Kalibak.

Bling bling bling

The star is... Beta Maximus.

Beta Maximus?

That's on the far end of the galaxy.

We'll have to leave at once.

Well, how did you know?

[El Dorado] Weak minds are like open books, Kalibak.

So, he read your mind, did he?

That must not have taken much effort.

I told you not to go!

Quiet, DeSaad.

I look forward to the rescue of the captive Super Friends.

You see, I was hoping the others

would soon discover their location.

For once I have all the Super Friends

on that asteroid, I will use this on Superman

and then they shall all be stranded.

[all laughing]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, light years away

the asteroid hurtles relentlessly

toward the star Beta Maximus.

[El Dorado] We are approaching the asteroid, amigo.

Prepare for landing.

[Batman] Our instruments indicate a breathable atmosphere.

zap zap zap

It's no use. My powers can't bypass the energy field.

Rumble rumble

Great heavens! Another quake!

Hiss hiss

Now I wish you'd accepted one of Darkseid's

marriage proposals, for your own sake.

Believe me, Firestorm, I'd rather be facing

this fate with you.

I see them, they're inside an underground chamber.

What about the Gold Kryptonite?

My x-ray vision detects no Gold Kryptonite.

- We must go. - Wait, Superman.

Darkseid is one tricky hombre.

We should prepare for a kryptonite surprise.

I think I have a plan.

Quick, El Dorado, you can explain your plan on the way.

Rumble rumble

This place is cracking up.

[Superman] Worry no more, my friends.

- Superman! - Thank Hera! You're here!

Now to turn off Darkseid's device.

Swish

smash

Great! let's get out of here before this place

comes apart at the seams.

Bling bling

[Black Vulcan] Darkseid!

Congratulations, Superman, on your last rescue.

Oh, no, you don't, Darkseid.

Good try, but you're too late.

The effects of the Gold Kryptonite are instantaneous.

Superman is now powerless.

rumble rumble rumble

There is no time left. Come with me now, Wonder Woman.

The Super Friends are history.

[Superman] Not quite, Darkseid.

What? Two Supermen?

What is this trickery?

It was easy, Darkseid.

[zapping]

[El Dorado] Merely an illusion.

You used the Gold Kryptonite on Batman.

[Batman] Superman's powers are intact.

[growls]

Just wait until next time, Super Friends!

[Firestorm] He's escaping!

[Batman] Never mind Darkseid, we only have a few seconds

before this asteroid disintegrates.

[Superman] I'll take care of that.

Swoosh

[instrumental music]

Whoosh

[Black Vulcan] I wonder where and when we'll encounter Darkseid next time.

That was the closest he's ever come to defeating us.

Hey, guys, I can't decide what to wear on my date

with Steve Trevor tonight.

Which looks better the blue or the gold?

[all] The blue.

Hmm, I have the feeling I'm asking the wrong people.

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