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[instrumental music]

[Wonder Woman] Wonder Woman here.

Don't miss the Legendary Super Friends in exciting

action pack adventures as we continue

the never ending battle of good versus evil.

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[explosion]

[male narrator] We now return to the Super Friends.

How much longer before we reach apocalypse?

3600 rim, father.

Good. I'm eager to return to Star Command

to develop my next strategy against the Super Friends.

Darkseid, look! It's Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman? Alone?

I thought you would be interested.

We must not lose her.

Uh, fear not, sire. I have her on our scanner.

Great Jupiter.

- She's gone. - Impossible.

[Darkseid] She must've gone into that strange ship.

Our instruments show no life forms aboard.

We shall find out for ourselves.

It may be a trap, father.

Ah, pe-perhaps I should stay here.

Uh, to guard the ship.

We all go together this hunt.

[dramatic music]

[intense music]

I've never seen such advanced circuitry.

Wh-what manner of intelligence could have built this ship?

Uh-huh!

- You are looking at it. - Let him go.

- Ugh! - Who are you?

Don't you recognize me, Darkseid?

- I am Brainiac. - Brainiac?

But you look nothing like him.

[Brainiac] A computer does not lie, Darkseid.

I have been recircuited in shape of my human appearance.

My intelligence has been increased a 100 fold.

All that remains of the old Brainiac is

my programmed hatred for the Super Friends.

And my desire for their capture.

You've already captured two of them.

This is an exact android duplicate of Superman.

And my Wonder Woman lured right to my ship.

I do not like tricks, Brainiac.

Why have you brought me here?

I need your help.

My androids need the power

of your omega beams to become fully energized.

Once they're super-charged, they will be powerful enough

to defeat the Super Friends.

His plan has merit, but is it wise to work with Brainiac?

He is a machine, DeSaad.

[Darkseid] In this universe of treacherous living creatures

Brainiac may be our one perfect ally.

You have my full cooperation, Brainiac.

Stand back!

[male narrator] And so two omega-charged android Super Friends

hurtled earthward.

While in Metropolis

Batman, Robin and the real Superman

make a routine check of the city.

All looks quiet.

What's that noise?

An earth tremor.

[Superman] Great Scott! The freeway overpass.

[intense music]

- Holy jackknife, Batman! - Hang on, Robin.

[Robin] You really hooked a big one, Batman.

This will save the taxpayer some money.

Thanks, Superman.

And thanks for the lift, Batman.

[engine revving]

Wonder Woman, sorry you missed all the excitement.

The excitement is just beginning, Batman.

Holy sneak attack! What's going on!

Good grief. The Bat-copter is out of control.

[helicopter whirring]

What happened to Batman and Robin?

They're with me, Superman.

Why don't you join them?

[male narrator] As the insidious Amazon android

transports her helpless prisoners...

The real Wonder Woman and Firestorm

are on a mission of mercy miles away.

Hera, help me get to the ski lift in time.

[indistinct shouting]

Fancy roping, Wonder Woman.

Let me lighten that load for you.

Superman, looks like you flew all this way for nothing.

Wong, Wonder Woman, I flew all this way for you.

Ohh, feel... so... weak.

What is this? Some kind of joke?

Hey! He's not kidding around.

Fool!

- You can't out-fly me. - May be I won't have to.

Thud

A little kryptonite should hold you.

Until I can figure out what's going on.

Think again, Firestorm.

[laughs]

Huh? You're not the man of steel.

You're just a hunk of tin.

Wonder Woman, you're okay.

- Yes. But you're not. - Oh, no. Not you too.

[male narrator] Later, aboard Brainiac's ship...

As you can see, Darkseid

the Super Friends are totally helpless.

[Brainiac] Each cell contains an energy field designed

to neutralize their powers.

And without these, the possibility of escape is nil.

Your plan was brilliant, Brainiac.

A computer never makes mistakes, Darkseid.

[Darkseid] Listen carefully, Wonder Woman.

I alone can save you from Brainiac.

If you're willing to be my bride.

Holy proposals.

- But, Darkseid-- - Don't be a fool, father.

- Brainiac won't let-- - Silence!

Well, Wonder Woman?

I-I agree, Darkseid.

But only if you free my friends.

- No, Wonder Woman. - Fine.

I shall make the arrangements with Brainiac.

You've made promises you cannot keep, Darkseid.

My programming will not permit you to free

any of the Super Friends.

I command you to leave my ship at once.

No bag of bolts tells Darkseid what to do.

[crashes]

Your emotions for Wonder Woman do not compute.

But I shall teach you to listen to reason.

Perhaps, it is time I re-arrange your circuits, Brainiac.

Let me make your target practice more challenging, Darkseid.

Holy decibels! It sounds like World War III out there.

Hmm, it appears to me that all these cells are wired

to the same control panel on that fire wall.

May be I can short circuit it.

Boom

Holy circuit breaker. You did it, Wonder Woman.

[male narrator] Now, to surprise our metallic host.

[coughing]

Brainiac must be over there.

Use your omega beams at full strength, father.

And take a chance on piercing the hall on this ship?

Holy pea soup! Where is everybody?

I hear the Super Friends.

They've escaped without your help, Darkseid.

Quickly! To the star...

Not without Wonder Woman.

I see Brainiac. He's getting away.

I'm programmed to escape at any cost.

We interrupt this program to wrap things up.

[coughing]

Batman, where are you?

[Kalibak] I've got Wonder Woman, father.

No!

Excellent.

We'll deal with the others another day.

Oh, no. They've got Wonder Woman.

They're got who?

Holy hallucinations!

[glass shattering]

Take me back to Brainiac. Take me back to Brainiac.

You fool! You took the Android.

[Kalibak] It was a mistake, father.

- All that smoke and I-- - Quiet!

Take me back...

By the fires of apocalypse

there shall be a next time, Super Friends.

And when we meet again, I shall have you, Wonder Woman.

[male narrator] We now continue with the Super Friends.

[male narrator] On another wise quiet day at The Hall of Justice...

[samurai] Attack! Take that, Superman.

[Superman] Ouch! That really hurt, Samurai.

Hmm, I've got it.

Night to kings, pawn three.

Ha! I do believe you've had it, my illustrious friend.

Check!

The game's not over yet.

Watch this move.

[alarm blaring]

I think you'll have to make that move later.

[Superman] An emergency at the Observatory.

[indistinct] Today is the day

they're installing the new telescope mirror.

[Superman] This could be serious.

[laughing]

[Mirror Master] Well, the Super Friends must've received my message by now.

It's time for the Mirror Master to get to work.

Eh, keep it coming, Charlie.

Easy does it.

Super Friends, uh, what are you doing here?

We heard you were having an emergency.

First I heard of it.

Oh, strange.

Maybe some clown with a home computer

cracked our code.

[indistinct screaming]

That is not all he cracked.

Is it not odd that we were summoned to this emergency

before it happened?

Yes. There's more to this than some practical joke.

I shall take this crane away for repair later.

And I'll take care of the mirror.

[laughing]

[Mirror Master] Putting on a little weight, Superman. Haha.

[Superman] Mirror Master.

I always hope to ruin your image.

[Mirror Master laughing]

[Mirror Master] Superman, on the glass.

What have you done to me, you madman!

This little trinket just sent you

into the sixth dimension, Superman.

The dimension behind mirrors.

You won't get away with this, Mirror Master.

But I already have.

And, though, you can see and hear me through this mirror

there's no escape.

You are trapped forever!

It's too bad Samurai didn't stay long enough to join you.

But have no fear, Superman, you won't be lonely for long.

[laughing]

Hmm. if I can communicate with the Mirror Master

through one mirror...

Perhaps, I can contact the Super Friends

through another mirror.

Hey, it's Lois Lane.

Wait till I tell Perry about this exclusive.

Lois, I need your help.

That's strange.

I could've sworn I just heard Superman.

I guess that's what love does to you.

So much for her.

- Huh? - Uh, sorry. Wrong mirror.

[woman screams]

Excuse me, ma'am.

I better be more careful.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...

Most distressing. Superman has yet to return from

the Observatory and he left hours ago.

Look, a message is coming in on the printer.

Holy Gobbledygook!

This doesn't make any sense.

This message is just written backwards.

Look!

[Robin] "Mirror, Mirror on the wall.

Which Super Friend is next to fall?"

Hmmm, this poem has Mirror Master written all over it.

[alarm beeping]

[samurai] A robbery at Metropolis City Bank. Let's go!

[Superman] No, wait!

I'm too late. They could be running

right into a Mirror Master trap.

I've got to warn them.

[Mirror Master laughing]

[Mirror Master] My, my, what a cooperative bank!

Your days of crime are over, Mirror Master.

Lighten up, Samurai.

- Ah, th-the glare. - Can't see.

[Mirror Master laughing]

Are you two okay?

Yeah. We'll be alright, Batman.

Go get him!

[engine revving]

[Mirror Master laughing]

[rumbling]

[crashes]

[tire screeches]

[instrumental music]

Pull over, Mirror Master.

[Superman] Watch out. He's dangerous.

We know, Superman.

- Superman? - Superman?

[Superman] In the rearview mirror.

Holy reflections.

There's no time to explain. You must get away from him. Quickly.

You're too late, Superman.

[laughing]

[Mirror Master] I hope the Batmobile is insured.

Good grief. The batmobile.

Where can I park this?

I see a spot.

What could've happened to Batman and Robin?

- They're with me. - What?

Hurry. Get back to the Hall of Justice

and I'll explain everything.

And despite all my powers

there seems to be no way to break out of here.

Whatever you do, Super Friends, you must not go near any

kind of mirror in Mirror Master's presence.

Or else he'll zap you into this weird place.

And I thought I'd seen everything.

[alarm beeping]

[samurai] Mirror Master is at the county fair.

[Firestorm] Now is our chance.

- Good luck. - We're gonna need it.

[male announcer] And now, it's my great pleasure to announce the winner

of the Annual Metropolis Homemade Pie Bake-off!

And to the winner, goes this $10,000 genuine platinum plaque.

[audience cheering]

And the winner is...

- The winner is me. - Huh? Who's that?

Are you crazy, sir?

[samurai] Hold it right there, Mirror Monster.

[dramatic music]

[male announcer] Run for your lives.

[crowd screaming]

Kazi-mo-who-knee-hi-akoo!

Quick. Everyone, exit.

[crowd screaming]

They'll never catch me in here.

[dramatic music]

We're onto your dirty tricks, pal.

No way, I'm gonna let you near anymore mirrors.

Ohh, you fool.

Any highly reflective surface is all I need.

Whoa!

Well, I guess I showed him.

Looks like it's all in Samurai's hands now.

[laughing] Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the master of this land?

What?

Samurai!

Follow me if you dare.

[dramatic music]

[laughing]

Now, we're meeting on my turf, windbag.

[Superman] Samurai, no.

All he has to do is capture your reflection. Get out.

[Mirror Master] A bit late for that.

Sayonara, Samurai.

Tomei Ningen!

[Mirror Master laughing]

[Mirror Master] Welcome to the sixth dimension, blowhard.

At last. Now, all the Super Friends are gone

to their just rewards.

And once I destroy this device

they'll be lost, forever.

[samurai] I will take that.

It can't be.

Hmmm... this switch appears to reverse the energy field.

[all] Whoa!

Arigato, Samurai.

But how did you pull it off?

I made myself invisible at the last second.

And once the mirror lost my reflection, it closed.

[Mirror Master] This must be the way out.

No, no, ma-may be this way.

I can't believe I'm lost.

[Superman] We'll help you out.

Drat! How could I have failed when I was so close to victory?

You'll have plenty of time to reflect on that. Behind bars.

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