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[theme music]

[male narrator] Superman!

Wonder Woman!

Batman and Robin!

Aquaman!

Black Vulcan!

Samurai!

Apache Chief!

El Dorado!

Together they form the world's greatest force.

Dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind!

These are the "Super Friends!"

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] The universe we know as ours may not be the only one.

A fact that the Super Friends are about to become

all too aware of.

I don't understand it, Superman.

The meter indicates a strong magnetic field

around the Hall of Justice.

But there's no indication of what could be causing it.

It might be an increase in solar activity.

I'll check the...

Zap

Great Gotham! It's a doorway!

Yes, but a doorway to where?

[Mxyzptlk] Three guesses, Super Jerks.

Oh, no! It's Mxyzptlk!

[Mxyzptlk] You guessed it, S-chest!

It leads to Mxyzptlk.

Creak

swoosh

It's sucking everything into it!

Clang clang clang

I can't hang on!

[intense music]

Batman, this vacuum is stronger than me!

Got to... hang on!

Crash

[Mxyzptlk] Welcome to the fifth dimension, Super Fools!

[Mxyzptlk laughs]

I don't like the feeling of this place.

Well, tough turkeys, Bat-breath, it doesn't like you either.

Mxyzptlk you'd better not do anything you'll be sorry for.

Oh! Don't worry I won't... Ha-ha-ha.

Be sorry that is.

Zap

Order! Order in the court! Order!

And I don't mean coffee and donuts!

[laughs]

As judge, jury and executioner of my very own

fifth dimensional universe, I hereby declare you both

guilty, guilty, guilty!

Of what crime?

Of being super party poopers. What else?

[laughs]

We've got to figure a way to make him say his name backwards.

I heard that! But you can just forget about it, Super Clucks.

'Cause saying my name backwards only gets rid of me

when I'm in your universe.

[laughs]

I may not be able to send you away

but I can sure make it unpleasant being here.

Let's see how you do against my Bat devices.

Well, if you insist.

Zap

Don't go away, Super Twerps, be right down.

Swoosh

Now to confiscate your super goodies.

Rustle

Hmm, looks like

I'm the best-dressed Super Clown in town.

[laughing]

The joke's gone far enough, Mxyzptlk.

You'd better let us go.

As a famous American once said, "I have not yet begun to joke."

[laughs]

And now for the sentencing.

First, I sentence Superman to life in a vegetable garden.

[laughs]

Superman!

Swoosh

caw caw

Mxyzptlk wasn't kidding, this is a vegetable garden!

Why, I never kid, Super Punk.

Well, almost never.

Here take this hoe and start hoeing.

And I don't mean, "Ho, ho, ho."

[laughs]

There's got to be a way out of this

fifth-dimensional madhouse.

That garden hose may be just what I need.

Scrape scrape scrape

Hey! What the... Cut that out!

[Mxyzptlk] You let me out of here, Super Drip!

Forget it, Mxyzptlk, you wouldn't do the same for me.

[laughs] He's right about that you know.

Zap

Just a second, I've got a going-away present for you.

Kryptonite!

It's not harming me.

Tough luck, Mxyzptlk, but green kryptonite

doesn't have any effect on me in your crazy universe.

That's right, Super Smarty... but green beans do.

He's right, they're deadlier than kryptonite.

Now get back to work, Super Slave.

There's got to be a way out of this trap.

I can just reach my Bat laser.

Now, to find a way out of here and get Superman.

There aren't any doors or windows.

Not even a crack.

I don't remember seeing this portrait

of Mxyzptlk on the wall.

Creak creak creak

- I've done it! - Oh, so you have Bat-brains.

For being a continued nuisance and having pointed ears

I sentence you to 50 years upside down.

[laughs]

Zap

swoosh

Great Gotham! Everything is mixed up in this room.

Including you, Bat Blubber.

I... can't get my bearings.

I'm staring to get dizzy.

Be careful you don't fall down, Batsy.

For that matter be careful you don't fall up either.

This is the switch to that fly fan.

I may have Mxyzptlk just where I want him.

Swoosh

boing

Pardon the pun, Mxyzptlk, but it's time I got out of here.

Okay, Bat Chump, if you prefer a 50 years sideway

it's fine with me.

There's got to be way out of this backwards universe.

Backwards! That's it!

[scraping]

Hiya, Super-mole.

Trying to dig your way home?

Not exactly, Mxyzptlk.

I've come to get Batman and leave your universe.

You can't, there is no way out of my universe.

Oh, yeah? Who says so?

Me, Mxyzptlk, that's who.

Blink blink blink

What? That's impossible.

H-how did you do that?

Simple, Mxyzptlk, everything's mixed up and backwards

in your world.

Squeak

No! No, no, no, no, no! You tricked me!

I'm supposed to trick you, you, you Super Foolers.

[male narrator] Moments later, back in the universe we know as ours.

- We are back, Superman. - For good I hope.

That was a clever stunt you pulled on Mxyzptlk.

Thanks, Batman, for a moment there

I was beginning to think Mxyzptlk might win.

[Mxyzptlk] I would have if you didn't cheat, Super Goon.

Next time I'll get you for good.

I will! You can't keep a good Mxyzptlk down.

No, sir! The Super Freaks can't tell me what to do.

Why, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna come back...

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] At an abandoned amusement park on the edge of Metropolis

a group of teens is about to make a dangerous decision.

Well, this is the place, Dennis.

You're gonna be a member of our club, "The Dragons."

It all starts here.

You mean, I gotta ride that?

[male 1] That's right, they call it "The Dragon."

It's the meanest roller coaster in the country.

Until they condemned it.

I heard there were too many... accidents.

Hey, listen, if you're scared, I understand.

Uh, we can always go bowling.

Yeah, you can be a member of the "Pin Boys Club"

instead of "The Dragons."

Who, me? Scared? No way!

Come on, let's go give Denny his initiation ride.

[instrumental music]

[Denny] This thing looks like it's in real bad shape.

It looks mean to me.

Real mean.

Hey, we're in luck, they left the key in the power box.

Rattle rattle

squeak

click

slam

[key clangs]

Hold on to your seats.

Here we go!

[Denny] Whoa!

That's it, Denny! Scream it out!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[male narrator] Nearby, on the way home from Metropolis Theatre...

Boy, that was a great flick, Jayna.

Especially that guy with the pointed ears.

He and I have a lot in common.

Personally, I thought you had more in common

with the alien monster and his pointed head.

Cute, Jayna.

[boys screaming]

Someone's riding the old Dragon Roller Coaster.

But that's been condemned.

It could run right off the tracks at any second.

Looks like you and I are going to have to

work overtime tonight.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Shape of an eagle!

Zap

Form of water!

Zap

pop

[babbling]

Zoom

[Jayna] You shouldn't be riding this roller coaster.

It's been condemned.

It's the Wonder Twins!

We don't have to listen to you.

But, Fraggy, maybe she's right!

You wanna be a Dragon or don't you?

Take us down, Jayna. We'll shut it off ourselves.

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!

Zap

[Jayna] These controls are in real bad shape.

Don't worry, sis, oh, Super Zan will shut it off.

Oh! Jupiters! Now we're in big trouble.

Power box is locked, we can't shut it off.

[rumbling]

We're gonna crash!

We shouldn't have take this ride. It's too dangerous.

This whole roller coaster is falling apart at the seams!

Gleek, go to the Hall of Justice and get Atom, understand?

[babbles]

In the meantime, let's see if we can stop those cars.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Form of an ice car!

Zap

Shape of a walrus!

Zap

Let's go, whisker face.

Yeah, it's real cool, Zan! Real cool!

[Zan] Hang on, Jayna, we're gaining on them.

Ah!

[rattling]

Help!

Oh, no! He's broken loose!

[rumbling]

[male narrator] Moments later, at the Hall of Justice.

[babbling]

[Atom] What's happening, Gleek?

[shrieks]

Relax, it's only me, Atom.

[babbling]

I don't understand a thing you're saying, Gleek.

But if you're going to this much trouble to tell me

someone must be in big trouble.

Swoosh

Thanks for saving our necks, Wonder Twins.

But what about Dennis?

[rumbling]

The tracks have collapsed.

Oh, no! I didn't mean for this to happen.

Hurry, Jayna, let's try another Exxor change.

There's no time. Our only chance is to shut off the power.

- Atom! - I'll handle this, Jayna.

[male narrator] Using his amazing ability to control his atomic structure

Atom shrinks in height

entering the relatively huge power box.

Hm, one of these fuses should shut off the power.

Uh, just hope I find it before it's too late.

He is heading up the final incline.

If he make it over the top!

Hurry, Atom!

So, here's the one you want, it's always the last one!

Screech

[cheering]

We're really sorry we've caused so much trouble, Atom.

Thanks, Dennis, but it was my fault

for talking you into it in the first place.

You should know better than to go into a condemned area.

Yeah, you guys better be

a little more responsible next time.

There might not be any Super Friends around

to save your skin.

I guess it was sort of stupid.

It sure was, I think there are better qualities

to judge your club members by

than the willingness to pull stupid pranks.

Yeah, like honesty, self respect, cheerfulness.

Right, do that and you'll wind up

with a bunch of real super-friends.

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] At the towering Wayne building

tallest sky scraper in Gotham City...

[keys clacking]

Thank you for working late tonight, Susan.

It's really no problem, Mr. Royal, I was just going--

[rumbling]

It-it's an earthquake!

[objects shattering]

Here! We'll be safer under the doorway.

[male narrator] As the towering sky scraper continues to rumble.

[computer beeping rapidly]

The Wayne building's shaking like a nervous poodle.

Gotham City must be having a terrible earthquake.

I don't think so, Apache Chief.

The Justice League seismograph isn't picking up a thing.

Then what could possibly be raveling it's foundations?

There's only one way to find out.

[male narrator] Moments later, back at the trembling Wayne building.

[rattling]

Come on, start, you stupid engine!

[screaming]

[indistinct yelling]

[screaming]

Drop me off here, Batman.

Will do, Apache Chief.

Click

swoosh

inuk chuk!

[indistinct yelling]

We've... got to hold on a... little longer!

[screaming]

Targeting computer locked down, Batman.

[Batman] Bat-bang away!

fizz

[cheering]

It feels that the mysterious tremor has ceased.

Maybe it was the wind.

It's been known to make these tall buildings

sway a good ten feet.

I don't think so, Robin.

There hasn't even been a mild breeze tonight.

There is a strange presence in the air.

My senses tell me it's... not of this world.

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] Moments later, in the building's basement...

[electricity crackling]

I'm sure glad that quake's over.

I know what you mean, I'll feel a lot safer

when we reach the ground.

[rumbling]

- What? - Huh?

The power's gone and we're stuck.

Something's cutting off the power.

My Apache intuition tells me those inside are in great danger

we must hurry!

[man speaking in foreign language]

Snap snap

[rumbling]

[screaming]

Snap snap

[screaming]

Everything looks okay here.

Great Gotham! The elevator's dropping.

We've only got a few seconds to stop it.

Crank crank

Quick, Robin, the Bat-jacks!

Creak creak creak

swoosh

Holy squeeze-play, Batman! I sure hope this works.

It'll work, Robin. I'll stake my reputation on it.

Spark spark

[rumbling]

Thank you for saving us.

It was our pleasure.

That mysterious presence, I feel it again.

You trespass on Land of Ongwanonhsioni!

And you will regret it.

I was right, there was an evil presence.

That was the spirit of a Mohawk Indian.

This building must've been built on his ancient burial ground.

He will not rest until his sacred land lies undisturbed.

Batman, help!

Thud

swish swish swish

Hang on, Robin!

You are helpless against my power.

Snap

thud

crumble

That poltergeist has got me pinned.

No, you must stop. We intend you no harm.

Crack

[rumbling]

- Look! The Wayne building! - It's starting to shake.

- It's going to fall! - Get out of the way!

[screaming]

That evil spirit must plan to shake this building into rubble.

If we don't think of something fast

this could wind up being the Bat-burial-ground.

If I can just get my Bat-radio.

Batman to Bat computer, verbal command override.

[beeping]

This is Bat computer, verbal link established.

Go ahead, Batman.

Access history files. Subject, American Indians.

Sub file, Iroquois.

I need all relevant information

on Ongwanonhsioni burial ground.

Located at same site as the Wayne Building.

[computer] Question is incorrect, Batman.

History file shows no burial ground at that location.

Only an ancient Mohawk Indian battle site.

[rumbling]

Now I understand, Batman.

The angry spirit inhabiting this building

is lost in some other dimension.

Our only hope is to find out where his true burial ground is.

All who disturb Ongwanonhsioni land shall perish.

[crackling]

Robin! The Bat-nets.

Pop pop

[screaming]

You cannot stop Ongwanonhsioni!

I will destroy you all.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, in the nearby foothills

about Gotham City...

At last I found it.

Now, to signal my confused spirit friend and lead him home.

[instrumental music]

Inuk chuk!

Smoke signals, my warriors are calling me!

Apache Chief must have found the burial ground.

It's you! You shall pay for tricking me!

I have not tricked you, I have brought you back

to the land that is truly yours.

Oh! You tell the truth, I recognize this place.

I have made a great mistake, my friend.

I hope you can forgive me.

What's done is done, I only hope you will be peaceful.

I shall, brave one! I shall!

The city will be peaceful now

and so will our misguided spirit.

There is something I'd like to know, Apache Chief.

What on Earth does "Ongwanonhsioni" mean, anyway?

It is what the Iroquois Indians call themselves.

It means, "We long house builders."

I guess we've got a lot in common with those Indians.

We build some pretty long houses ourselves.

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