Original subtitles

[theme music]

[male narrator] Superman.

Wonder Woman.

Batman and Robin.

Aquaman.

Black Vulcan.

Samurai.

Apache Chief.

El Dorado.

Together they form the world's greatest force.

Dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.

These are the "Super Friends."

We now return with the "Super Friends."

[male narrator] Taking time out to enjoy a movie

Batman, Robin and the Wonder Twins

are about to find themselves

drawn into an adventure of dangerous dimension.

Thanks, Batman, for bringing us to the drive in.

"Giant Caveman" in 3D!

Don't mention it.

[gibberish]

[Robin] Holy optical illusions.

[gibberish]

[Robin] Don't panic, Gleek. It's just a movie.

[grunting]

Holy hallucinations, Batman. It look so real.

[screaming]

- Hey! - Gleek!

- Batman. - What's going on?

[laughing]

Thud

[screaming]

[laughs]

You need to be taught some manners, whatever you are.

Robin, the Bat bolos.

[dramatic music]

Swish

[groaning]

What's happening to us, Batman? Where are we?

Looks like we're in the movie, Zan.

With a very nasty leading man.

[laughing]

That's right, super stooges. You're in the movie. My movie.

Mxyzptlk. I should've known.

Good luck. Or should I say, bad luck, super hams.

[gibberish]

[screaming]

Come on, Robin. We've got work to do.

[screaming]

Closer, Jayna.

Get ready to jump, Jayna.

Whoosh

[gibberish]

Help!

Wind up, Zan.

- Nice work, Robin. - A close call. Thanks.

[Mxyzptlk] Great. Great action, super hams.

A movie within a movie.

No more of your games, Mxyzptlk. We've got better things to do.

Not so fast, Bat brain.

That's not a take. Ever hear of reruns with changes?

Get ready to jump, Jayna.

Oh, I just love this automatic scene change feature.

Terrific form, Bat klutz.

[snaps fingers]

Thud

Holy diabolical replays, Batman.

- Where are we? - Yeah, what's goin' on?

Mxyzptlk not only pulled us into a 3D movie

he can control our actions with that instant replay device.

[gibberish]

[Batman] I'm ready to go too, Gleek. But we're trapped.

Unless we can make him say his name backwards

and send him back to the fifth dimension

we're not going anywhere.

[Batman] Let's see where this tunnel leads.

[engine revving]

And now for some more high drama.

[chuckles]

[roaring]

[both] Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Form of a giant spider.

Shape of an ice catapult.

Bravo! Now let's do it my way, Wonder Twerps.

Instant replay my way!

[both] Wonder Twin powers, activate!

- Form of-- - A turkey.

Sh-sh-shape of...

[Mxyzptlk chuckling]

[Mxyzptlk] An ice yo-yo.

[Mxyzptlk chuckling]

Hey, what is this, Batman?

Holy superpower failures, Batman.

[Jayna] This is ridiculous. Somebody, help.

[Batman] Quick, the batarangs.

swish swish swish

Enough of this tomfoolery, Mxyzptlk.

Button your lip, bat klutz.

Looks like you're all tied up in a film career.

Let's see, we need more... tension in this movie.

[engine revving]

[dramatic music]

Boing boing boing

Gleek, cut it out. Untie Batman and Robin. Quick.

This scene is almost as good as

the "Five Stooges Meet The Dinosaur."

Oh, that's definitely a take, super saps.

[Mxyzptlk] Let's try something more ferocious next.

Okay, super yo-yos?

Let's go.

We'll never get outta this horror movie

if we don't find the Batmobile.

[male narrator] In search of the Batmobile, the Super Friends follow

some tire tracks to a dead end.

The Batmobile must be on the other side of this wall of ice.

Nothing the Bat torch can't handle.

Right, Batman.

Hiss

[screaming]

Holy cat thaw, Batman! It's alive.

[roaring]

We can stop that cat, Zan.

Go to it, wonder turkey.

I really love these dangerous scenes, don't you?

[both] Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Shape of an eagle.

Shape of a block of ice.

Hurry, Robin. They may need our help.

[yawning]

Guess I won't replay that scene. Boring.

Jayna, the saber-toothed tiger just disappeared.

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!

- There's Zan and Jayna. - And the Batmobile.

What good is the Batmobile to you, Bat face?

We have a super thriller to finish here.

And all we need is...

[growling]

Action, roll sound tape.

Gleek, get over to the tape deck.

That's it. The sound tape.

We only have to make him say his name.

Everybody, say his name.

[all] Mxyzptlk, Mxyzptlk, Mxyzptlk.

That's my name. Mxyzptlk.

And I'll never say it backwards again.

[Batman] Hit the red button, Gleek.

- Kltpzyxm. - Oh, no. You fooled me!

You ran the tape backwards. It's not fair. It's not fair!

A stroke of genius, Batman.

Now let's get out of this movie.

Zoom

[Robin] We made it, Batman.

[tires screeching]

Gleek! Where's Gleek?

[gibberish]

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Super Friends."

Deep in the hills of West Virginia

a sleepy coal mining town is about to be jolted awake

by a strange and diabolical creature.

[rumbling]

[siren blaring]

Jumpin' catfish. It's a sinkhole.

Call the Super Friends. Emergency. Emergency.

Come in, Super Friends.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice

Superman responds to a Justice League emergency signal

and joins Atom.

[beeping]

Super Friends, this is Sheriff Baker

of Dusty Ridge.

We read you, sheriff. Go ahead.

We got a sinkhole situation here.

The whole town's goin' under.

Atom, it sounds like those old Dusty Ridge coal mines

must be collapsing.

You gotta help us, Super Friends.

We may have miners trapped.

[screaming]

[hissing]

[Superman] Great Scott, Atom. A giant snake.

We've got to get help to the sheriff fast, Atom.

Wonder Woman's in the area.

Wonder Woman. Emergency in sector four, Dusty Ridge.

[Wonder Woman] I'm on my way, Superman.

[Superman on radio] Good. Atom and I'll meet you there.

whoosh

Get away. Help. Anybody.

[screaming]

[Wonder Woman] Hold on, sheriff.

[hissing]

[male narrator] Meanwhile deep in the coal mines

beyond the sinkhole and beneath the town

lurks the real villain.

Well, I'll be...

Wonder Woman herself.

I'll have to invite her down

to my little old diamond jubilee.

Hee-haw.

No sign of that giant creature now, sheriff.

Whatever it is, it's chewin' up the coal mines and creatin'

a dadgum sinkhole.

Well, the Super Friends will put a stop to it.

Ha-ha! Fat chance, Wonder Woman.

My little pet sidewinder is about to put a stop to you!

Oh, no! It's back.

Move back, sheriff.

My magic lasso will slow it down.

Run, sheriff.

[screaming]

Help!

Wonder Woman! It's got both of us.

Heh. Well, what do you know?

It's Wonder Woman and the sheriff.

Howdy, sheriff?

Nice of you to drop in. Ha-ha.

Diamond Jack.

So you're the one who's controlling this beast

and causing the sinkhole.

Why, Wonder Woman, how'd you ever guess?

I see you've met my little toy coal cobra.

[chuckles]

It's no use, Wonder Woman.

He's not only stronger than you, he's much more talented.

Lookie here.

Thud

chomp

Yee-haw!

Now for the best part.

Click

[zapping]

[Jack] How's that?

Great Hera!

Everything's caving in. And I know why.

All the coal under Dusty Ridge

is being turned into diamonds.

That's right, Wonder Woman.

It takes nature ten million years

to convert coal into diamonds.

But my little electronic pet here can do it in ten seconds.

I've got to send out my magic lasso

to that remote control box telepathically.

Swish

Not so fast, Diamond Jack.

[whooshing]

You'll excuse us, won't you?

Gotta get back to work.

Follow at your own risk.

[chuckles]

Swish swish swish

[male narrator] Meanwhile, not far from Dusty Ridge

as Superman and Atom rush to the aid of Wonder Woman

another sinkhole collapses dangerously near a power plant.

Atom, look. There's trouble at that power station.

- The ground's caving in. - I'll take a look.

[male narrator] Using his X-ray vision and telescopic powers

Superman focuses in on the demonic source

of the cave-in.

[rumbling]

[Superman] Just what I thought. It's that giant snake.

Dang it! Wonder Woman and that sheriff again

tailin' my cobra.

This will put a stopper on 'em.

[zapping]

[Jack] That'll do it. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

[coughing]

It's blocked.

It won't budge, Wonder Woman.

Superman. Atom. Am I glad to see you.

Better stand back.

I'll have to use my heat vision on this.

[zapping]

[dramatic music]

Boom

Good work, Superman.

Better join the others above ground, sheriff.

We'll handle Diamond Jack and his snake.

Right, Super Friends.

[hissing]

It's fractured the cavern roof.

That power plant's going to crash through any second.

Not if I can help it.

That'll hold it. Just for good measure.

[zapping]

I'll secure the dynamo.

And I'll short circuit that electronic coal-eater.

Yee-haw.

Takes care of that little varmint.

Now for Superman and Wonder Woman.

Now to put this ornery serpent to some good use.

Clank

And turn the tables against that 40-karat crook.

[Atom] Superman! Wonder Woman!

I'm in control. Follow the coal cobra.

- Atom's inside. - Something's gone wrong.

It's that miniature Super Friend.

Stop. I give up.

Stop. Don't let it turn me into a diamond.

Looks like you'll soon be digging trenches

of another kind, Diamond Jack.

Right. In the state prison.

[Baker] Thanks a million, Super Friends.

You saved our minin' town and the power plant.

- All in a day's work, sheriff. - Glad to help.

I'm always glad to short circuit a ruthless crook

like Diamond Jack.

Whoosh

[theme music]

[male narrator] In a remote Mexican wilderness

the ruins of an ancient Aztec village

guard a strange and deadly secret.

Thank you, El Dorado.

My students and I are delighted

you came on this field trip with us.

De nada, Professor Nasca.

It's my pleasure.

These are the mysterious ruins of my people.

[female 1] Look! A shooting star!

Look out! That's no shooting star.

Take cover!

Whirr whirr

Incredible!

Those creatures are rummaging in the ruins.

[zapping]

[El Dorado] And damaging them.

I better put a stop to that pronto.

Crash

[screaming]

What do you want here, alien creatures?

[screaming]

You frightened them.

What do you suppose they came for, El Dorado?

[growling]

[El Dorado] I think we're about to find out, professor.

[growling] Come back!

I've waited centuries for you to return!

[growling]

Meddling Earth creatures.

You foiled our plan to take over the Earth.

[growling]

[zapping]

I feel... weak.

[zapping]

El Dorado, what's going on?

[all screaming]

[alien] Now, you are in my power.

And from now on, will serve only me!

[laughing]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice.

[beeping]

A UFO has been spotted, Wonder Woman.

It's over Mexico. El Dorado's in the area.

Right. He can check it out.

Calling El Dorado. Come in, El Dorado.

He's not responding.

He must be in trouble. We've no time to lose.

Swoosh

[alien] Push, you puny earthling!

Yes. As you command.

[Wonder Woman] That alien mummy has El Dorado and the others under his power.

We've got to put a stop to the creature.

Swoosh

Faster. Ha-ha-ha.

We'll be able to leave soon.

- I wouldn't count on that. - What?

Unless you wanna play catch, I'd release El Dorado

from your strange spell now!

Fool. You'll be in my power too.

[zapping]

Not quite.

You dare test my alien powers?

Snap

[zapping]

Great Hera, ah!

[alien] No creature can withstand the gold of Auron.

Now, to put you two in storage.

Bam

Now, you, El Dorado, get back to work.

We leave for planet Auron before dusk.

[Wonder Woman] I've got to contact El Dorado telepathically.

[Wonder Woman] El Dorado. El Dorado!

Awaken, El Dorado! Awaken!

Yes, Wonder Woman.

You, alien mummy, prepare yourself for defeat!

What's this? You've broken my spell.

Insolent earthling.

[zapping]

You cannot escape my power.

I know you're not far from here.

Not far at all.

[zapping]

[hissing]

No! Stay away!

A-a-ah!

[zapping]

My hologram beasts will keep him busy

while I find the others.

Superman! Wonder Woman!

Turned into gold!

[Wonder Woman] My magic lasso will pull us free.

[instrumental music]

Good work, Wonder Woman.

You're both as good as gold.

We'll force that mummy to change everyone back to normal.

[hissing]

You cannot defeat the Super Friends.

Surrender peacefully or be captured.

Arrogant fool!

I'll add you to my little gold collection.

[zapping]

[screaming]

Muy bien, Superman.

You did it!

You destroyed the source of his power.

- El Dorado! - El Dorado!

[Superman] And the mummy's spell no longer controls your friends.

[El Dorado] I think our alien mummy's ready for the long voyage home.

My hologram projections of his kinsmen

will lead him to the flying saucer.

[instrumental music]

And I'll take it from there, El Dorado.

And now for the send-off.

Swoosh

[Wonder Woman] Good work, Superman. Mission accomplished.

- Thank you! - Thank you, Super Friends!

Incredible.

An ancient space traveler brought to life

after all this time to conquer Earth.

And hopefully now, he and his alien kinsmen will know

that the Earth is well protected

by the Super Friends.

[theme music]

Swish