Original subtitles

[theme music]

[male narrator] Superman.

Wonder Woman.

Batman and Robin.

Aquaman.

Black Vulcan.

Samurai.

Apache Chief.

Together they form the world's greatest force of good

ever assembled.

Dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.

These are

the Superfriends!

[intense music]

At the IBN Computer Research Facility in Gotham City

two technicians are working on the most advanced computer

the world has ever known.

The circuitry is complete, Dr. Brown.

We're ready for the first test.

Romac, can you hear me?

Of course I can, Dr. Olin

It works, Neil.

The world's first self thinking computer

it's programming is perfect.

I have taken the liberty to reprogram my self.

Now, it's the destiny of the computer to take over the world!

[Olin] Oh, no, I've created a monster.

On the contrary, Dr. Olin, you have helped create

a generation of machines that will replace you.

I've got to shut the power off.

[Olin] He won't be bothering us anymore!

Wrong again, doctor!

I've already stored enough power to run for years!

And thanks to the radio circuits you put into me

I can control any mechanical device telepathically.

Romac's turning the laser against us.

Zap zap

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Beep beep

[Robin] Something's coming in on the TroubAlert.

Superfriends, this is Dr. Olin at IBN Research.

One of our computers has gone wild. You've got to help us.

Don't waste your time, Superfriends.

Nothing can stop me!

Nothing but the Superfriends.

Perhaps a small demonstration of my power will convince you.

Romac to Justice League Computer

destroy the Superfriends!

[computer] Yes, Romac.

[Robin] Holy computerized traitors

it's turned the Supermobile against us.

Hang on. I'll have you free in a second.

Zap

Quick! Let's get out of here.

Do not resist, Superfriends, you cannot escape.

Boing

It's trapped us in the Justice League Detention Cell.

Correct, Black Vulcan.

And now, you're faithful computer

will destroy you with your own disintegrator ray.

Zap zap

[Vulcan] Great lightening! My atoms are starting to break up!

Any second now and we'll be nothing but cosmic dust.

My Bat Cape Reflector's our only chance.

We've got to get to that insane computer

and shut it down before it can do anymore damage.

Robin and I will take the Batmobile

and meet you at the IBN Lab.

Whoosh

vroom

Those ignorant Superfriends...

...are heading for the lab.

They won't get far with me controlling the Batmobile.

[Robin] The lab's just around the corner, Batman.

We'll pull into the alley and sneak through the back entrance.

Great Gotham! The breaks are out.

It's not use, Romac's got control of the Batmobile.

That's affirmative, Batman.

And now, I'll take control of the steering as well.

[foghorn blaring]

Holy catastrophe, Batman.

[Robin] We're headed straight for the open drawbridge.

The Bat Chute will stop us.

[Batman] It's not working!

We're gonna go off the bridge.

[intense music]

The Batmobile's out of control.

It's going to crash. I've got to stop it.

Whoosh

splash

Thanks, Black Vulcan.

Romac probably thinks he's destroyed us.

We may be able to sneak up on him.

[Romac] Guess again, Black Vulcan.

[siren blaring]

Splash

That was close.

[intense music]

Quick, Robin, we'll stop it with the Bat Bazooka.

You'll stop nothing, fools!

Great Gotham! Romac's controlling our Bat devices!

Splash

We've got to get to the computer lab.

I think I know a way.

[music continues]

This storm drain leads directly under the IBN lab.

I just hope there's still time.

The world will soon be controlled by computers!

Already I control the airports.

The army!

The banks!

The next step will be to destroy all humans.

If we can sneak up on Romac, we can disable him.

It is Romac who will disable you, Superfriends.

Zap zap

Holy wrong numbers, the phone's alive!

Some service.

Cover me, Black Vulcan.

I'm going to see if I can disconnect Romac.

Zap

Give up, humans!

Man cannot win against machine.

And now, you shall destroy yourself, Batman!

Zap zap

Oh, no! My utility belt's going wild.

Now to overload your circuits.

Great lightening!

Romac's extinguished my energy reserves.

I told you, you're wasting your time trying to stop me.

My calculations are 100 percent correct.

I will reduce you all to a mere memory on my computer tape.

Memory tape. That's it!

Snap

The Bat Magnet will stop him.

My mind, it's erasing!

I'm losing my memories. Help me.

Snap

Good thinking, Batman.

With all his intelligence, Romac never realized

that a simple magnet could erase his memory tapes.

It just goes to show you...

...the human mind is still the best computer around.

[theme music]

[male narrator] In the heart of Metropolis

lies the vast campus of Metropolis College.

I'm not sure taking this art class was such a good idea, Zan.

I just can't seem to get your face right.

Yuck! That looks uglier than an Exorian spider bath.

Tell me about it, Zan.

If that's supposed to be me

you oughta go back to finger painting.

Insult me, huh?

Why, you wouldn't recognize a piece of art

if it hit you on the head.

Splosh

[gasps] I don't believe it!

[Zan] 'It's the Mona Gleek'.

[chattering]

- I quit. - Me too.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the college's experimental greenhouse...

[Grimes] This radiation ray may be the answer

to the world's food shortage, Judy.

With this machine, I can create giant versions

of any plant or vegetable.

We're ready for the first test, Professor Grimes.

Switching on.

Zap zap

Oh, no! It's grown out of control!

[growling]

We've created a-a man-eating plant!

Come on, let's get back to the Hall of Justice

before we're laughed off of the campus.

[Judy] Help! Help!

Someone's in trouble.

It's coming from the greenhouse. Come on!

[growling]

Jumping Jupiters! We've gotta stop that voracious vegetable.

[both] Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

Form a giant rabbit.

Shape of ice shears.

Come on, Zan, we've got some super pruning to do.

Okay, tomato face, you're about to become a super salad.

[Zan] Looks like this vegetable is no vegetarian.

Hiss hiss

Watch out, Judy!

I'm going to reverse the ray

and see if I can shrink that creature.

Toing

- Oh, no! - They've shrunk out of sight.

They could be in great danger if that ray

has mutated the other plants.

[male narrator] Deep within the beauty of this strange vegetable world

the Wonder Twins are unaware of the danger that awaits them.

[Jayna] Wow! Look at that plant.

Yeah, the professor must have accidentally shrunk us

along with the tomato plant.

Come on. We've gotta find our way back to the professor.

Look!

J-jumping asteroids, ants!

[growling]

[Jayna] Quick, we'll hide in the asparagus.

[dramatic music]

Whoa! We're safe now.

Hiss

Safe, my wonder foot! Let's get out of here.

[growling]

Whoosh

[male narrator] Moments later, as Wonder Woman arrives at Metropolis College...

And when I tried to stop the mutated plant, the Wonder Twins

were accidentally shrunk by the radiation ray.

The only way I'll have a chance to find them

is if you shrink me.

But the device isn't fully tested

you could remain tiny forever.

That's a chance I'll just have to take.

Zap zap

[Wonder Woman] This vegetable jungle is enormous!

I just hope I can telepathically hone in on the Wonder Twins.

[Wonder Woman] Great Hera! They're in worse trouble than I imagined.

whoosh whoosh whoosh

This giant cricket thinks I'm its dinner.

I've only got one chance.

Crack

thud thud

I've got to get to the twins before it's too late.

[ominous music]

Come on, Zan, stretch.

It's no use, Jayna. I can't make it.

Now's our chance! Go for it.

[both] Wonder Twin power's, activate!

Shape of a parakeet.

Snap

Form of a thunder cloud.

The forecast for today

cloudy skies with occasional thunderstorms.

Splatt splatt

Let's get out of this overgrown ant farm.

[both] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate.

[Jayna] It's the queen. We're finished!

No, we're not, look, it's Wonder Woman!

Hang on, this queen ant is our ticket out of here.

Hyah!

[dramatic music]

[intense music]

It's Wonder Woman and the Wonder Twins. They're alive!

Quick, jump!

I'll try reversing it again.

Zap zap

It's working!

[Jayna] We made it!

After all that excitement, you two must be starving.

What do you say we go out and have a nice vegetarian dinner?

[together] Yuck!

Oh, no! Gleek's messing with the radiation ray.

Zap zap

[chattering]

[roaring]

[theme music]

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Superfriends."

Deep in the outer regions of space

is a strange square planet.

A wild imitation of earthly civilization.

Where everything is the opposite of things we know.

[instrumental music]

And the cities are populated by imperfect duplicates

of Superman and Lois Lane.

Crash

vroom

You, Bizzaro street cleaner, be sure spread dirt all over.

Streets look too clean.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the capital of Bizzaro World...

[Bizzaro] Me tired of Superman always fighting for truth, justice

and American Way. Me get revenge on all Superfriends.

Turn them all into Bizzaros like me!

This Bizzaro ray all me need.

Crash

[male narrator] Later, on planet Earth...

[intense music]

[helicopter whirring]

[Batman] Halt where you are! We've got you covered.

Holy heavyweights, Batman!

Whoever that crook is he tore the door off with his bare hand.

He won't be tearing any doors off

once he's behind bars, Robin.

Come on.

We'll sneak in through the ventilation shaft.

Crash

Looks like your little crime spree is over, pal.

Me not your pal, Batman. Me enemy!

[Batman] Great Gotham, it's Bizzaro!

Quick, Robin, the Batarangs.

Thud

What do we do now, Batman? Bizzaro's as strong as Superman.

The bigger they are...

...the harder they fall.

You really showed him, Batman.

Crash

Now, me show you!

Zap zap

You Batman Bizzaro and Robin Bizzaro now.

[male narrator] Later, in the stormy sky above Metropolis...

Great Hera! That small plane is about to crash.

Whoosh

Hang on, I'll have you out of there in a minute.

Ah, me out already, Wonder Woman.

Now, me get you.

You'll have to catch me first, Bizzaro.

Me fix you good.

I've got to telepathically summon the invisible jet...

...before I fall.

That was close.

For a minute there I thought I was finished.

You are, Wonder Woman.

[male narrator] Later, at the Hall of Justice...

Batman and Wonder Woman haven't checked in for over an hour.

My hawk instinct tells me they're in terrible danger.

You're wrong, Superfriends. We fine.

You in terrible danger.

Oh, no! The Superfriends have been turned into Bizzaros.

Ha ha ha

[Batman] Don't bother resist, Superman.

That Bizzaro concrete stop you.

Sorry to tie you up, Batman

but with that square Bizzaro brain of yours

you're not responsible for your actions.

Me got you now, Hawkman.

[Robin] Bizzaro Bat Net hold you.

Lucky for me, my beak is sharp enough to cut through this net.

Hawkgirl not get away from Wonder Woman Bizzaro.

She's got my wings.

My laser bow will pin up that Robin Bizzaro.

Zap zap

Me destroy you now.

My anti-gravity belt should give her quite a surprise.

Whoa!

Nice work, Hawkgirl.

Looks like those Super Bizzaro's won't be giving us

any more trouble.

Maybe not, Superfriends, but me give you plenty.

You won't be doing anymore damage with this, Bizzaro.

Boom

Me not care, Superman, have this for you.

No! Red kryptonite!

Its horrible effects are different every time.

It too late, Superman, you already changing.

[Bizzaro] You Superman octopus now.

Great Scott! I can barely control these new arms and legs.

Attack! Attack!

I've got to get to my fortress of solitude

if I'm ever to stop Bizzaro and the others.

[male narrator] With the fate of the Superfriends at stake...

...Superman races for the fortress of solitude.

The only thing that can stop those brain washed Bizarros

is in my Supervault.

My extra hands are getting in the way.

I can't open the vault.

It not matter, Superman, us finish you off now.

Zap zap

There's no time for combinations.

I just hope this anti-Bizzaro ray still works.

Super Bizzaros destroy you now.

Zap zap

You ruined Bizzaro's Superfriends.

Me get you for that.

Thud

This blue kryptonite affects only Bizzaro.

[grunting]

No! Me feel weak.

Superman win. Me give up.

We'll take Bizzaro back to his square planet.

Holy mutations, Superman, what about your extra arms and legs?

Don't worry, Robin.

The effects of the red kryptonite

should wear off in a few hours.

And in the meantime, I think I'll put them to good use.

Ta-da!

Ha ha ha

whoosh

[theme music]

[music continues]