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[male narrator] Superman!

Wonder Woman!

Batman and Robin!

Aquaman!

Black Vulcan!

Samurai!

Apache Chief!

Together they form the world's greatest force

of good ever assembled.

Dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.

These are the "Super Friends."

Thanks for the lift, Wonder Woman.

[Medicine Man] Welcome, Apache Chief.

Now that you have arrived, all of our great braves are present.

The ceremony of power must now begin.

The ritual shall start with a test of skill by each of you.

Walking Eagle, you shall begin.

Yes, Medicine Man.

[thunder crashing]

Use your powers, Walking Eagle, to catch the fleeing hare.

[dramatic music]

[growling]

E-Chuh!

I give up, Medicine Man.

Your power is stronger than mine.

That is not my magic.

It is the legendary Bigfoot.

Walking Eagle is in great danger.

That hairy beast is no match for Apache Chief.

Ineck-Chock!

[growling]

[Apache Chief] So, you are the legendary Bigfoot?

Well, you don't seem so big now, my little friend.

[growling]

[Bigfoot growling]

[Bigfoots grunting]

Look! More of the creatures.

[growls]

Ah! Too many of them. I can't break free.

[Bigfoots growling]

Thud

[dramatic music]

Ah! I've got to get a signal to the Super Friends.

[Apache Chief] It's no use.

I'm too big to press the emergency activator.

[growls]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the Hall Of Justice...

[alarm beeping]

It's the Justice League frequency.

It's Apache Chief.

He must be in big trouble.

- Robin and I can handle it. - We sure can, Batman. Let's go.

Vroom

Apache Chief's ceremonial grounds

are just ahead, Batman.

- No sign of anyone. - Not so fast, Robin.

It's not what isn't there that's important.

It's what is there.

Someone's covered up some tracks.

And they've moved off in the direction of those caves.

Holy paranoia, Batman.

I could swear we're being watched.

Be ready for anything, Robin.

[growling]

Help, Batman! It's got me!

You can't stop me, you oversized car rag.

[growling]

Ah-ha!

Caught you with the old Bat-Goop-Dummy trap.

[growling]

[sonic humming]

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

[sonic humming]

Uh! if I can just get to my Justice League communicator.

[grunting]

- They're draining our thoughts. - But why?

And where are they from?

I don't know, Robin.

If I can activate the micro-emergency transmitter

in my tooth, I may reach the Bat Cave Computer.

[humming]

[male narrator] Hundreds of miles away at the secret Bat Cave...

Batman's emergency signal activates the Bat Computer.

Bat Computer at Frequency six.

Responding to emergency data request.

This is Batman to Bat Computer.

Activate rapid controls on Bat Buggy.

Steer to course, 1 -5-7 degrees.

[engine cranking]

Vroom

vroom

[growling]

Good work, Batman.

Now, let's stop these grizzly beasts

before they do anymore harm.

[Batman] Let him have it with the Bat Tarp, Robin!

These mini Bat Hooks will keep you snug

as a hairy bug in a rug.

[dramatic music]

E-Chuh!

You are not going anywhere.

Ineck-Chock!

They call you creatures Bigfoot.

But no one foot is as big as Apache Chief.

Now that we have these creatures secured

perhaps we can find out what they're up to.

The Bat Language translator will let me communicate with them.

Where did you come from?

We are Novarians from the Planet Nova.

Our spaceship crashed on a mission

to observe your Earth many decades ago.

We only seek a way to repair our ship and return to our home.

Holy explanation!

That must be why they were trying to drain our knowledge.

You should have tried to communicate peacefully.

We would've gladly helped you repair your craft.

[dramatic music]

[sonic humming]

There! Your ship is as good as new.

Thank you, Super Friends.

For years, we have tried unsuccessfully to get home.

Now we shall return with news of your wonderful planet.

And especially of the generosity of the Super Friends.

Whoosh

[theme music]

[intense music]

[male narrator] High in the snow-covered mountains

a day of recreation is about to become a day of disaster.

Hang on, Kate! I'm gonna take you for the ride of your life.

Take it easy, Kevin. You're getting reckless.

Ha ha ha! You haven't seen anything yet.

Vroom

Slow down, Jayna. Let's enjoy the scenery.

I bet Gleek a bunch of bananas I'll beat him to the ski lodge.

Swoosh

Look out, Gleek!

Thunk

plop

thud

plop

Now, that's what I call winning the hard way. Ha ha ha.

Come on, Jayna. Let's pick up Gleek and get back to the lodge.

Vroom

Look out for those people.

[Zan] Jayna, look out!

thud

screech

thud

[dramatic music]

Seesaw

[Kevin] Oh, wow! What a trip!

I'll say! You could've killed us with that crazy snowmobile.

Oh I'm really sorry, Wonder Twins.

Now, how do we get out of here?

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Zap

Form of a condor!

Shape of an ice gondola!

[Jayna] Everybody in!

[Zan] Oh no! The crevice is closing up.

[rumbling]

Thud

[in unison] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!

What will we do now?

I don't know. There must be a way out of here somewhere.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, back at the ski lodge

Clark Kent and Lois Lane are investigating

a mysterious story.

[indistinct chattering]

I'm telling you, this story is nonsense, Clark.

Who ever heard of an Ice Monster?

That's easy. An Ice Monster's mother. Ha ha.

Excuse me, sir. We're investigating a rumor

about an Ice Monster.

Ice Monster? Are you kidding?

See, Clark?

[male narrator] Meanwhile

deep within the frozen slopes...

There doesn't seem to be any way out of this frozen world.

[gasps] Oh no! Look!

[rumbling]

[growling]

[Kevin] Oh no! We're finished!

[Zan] Not if we can help it.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Zap

Form of a woodpecker!

Shape of a pneumatic ice drill!

[indistinct chatter]

[growling]

[dramatic music]

Clink clink clink

[growling]

Attaboy, Gleek!

We'll turn this creep into a crushed Ice Monster.

[growling]

[indistinct chatter]

Thud

[sonic humming]

Oh great!

My wings are frosting up and I don't have any defrosters.

[in unison] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!

[ice Monster growling]

Jupiters! The Ice Monster's gonna store us

in his deep freeze.

[dramatic music]

[sonic humming]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the ski lodge...

[indistinct chattering]

I told you this Ice Monster story was a hoax, Clark.

We haven't turned up a single clue.

[dramatic music]

[Clark] Great Scott! The Wonder Twins and those kids

are in terrible danger.

Uh, Lois, I think my socks are starting to freeze.

I better get back to my room and change 'em

before I catch cold.

[sighs] Some reporter he is.

This is a job for Superman!

[triumphant music]

Swoosh

[male narrator] Deep within the mountain

in the deadly ice chamber.

Well, s-s-sis, I-I-I think this is the-e-e end.

[indistinct chatter]

[Superman] I've only got a few seconds to save the twins

and those other kids.

Crash

crash

crash

Th-th-th-thanks, Su-su-su-Superman.

[ice Monster growling]

Uhh!

So, you wanna play in the snow do you?

Let's see how you like my heat vision.

[sonic humming]

Oh no! I started an avalanche!

Kevin, the ice is caving in around us.

Let's snap it up, Wonder Brother.

We've got work to do.

- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Zap

Form of a reindeer!

Shape of an ice shield!

[triumphant music]

Okay, you overgrown ice cube...

You're going back into cold storage where you came from.

[growling]

[sonic humming]

That should hold him.

[male narrator] Later, at the ski lodge...

Thanks again, Superman, for rescuing us.

Yeah. And the next time I'll try to drive more carefully.

Oh hi, Louis.

Gosh, Superman!

Looks like I beat Clark to the story again.

Okay, Wonder Twins, tell me all you can remember

about the horrible Ice Monster.

[theme music]

[male narrator] We now continue with the "Super Friends."

[dramatic music]

Within the depths of a dangerous swamp

a beautiful young girl runs for her life.

[growling]

Someone help!

[Robin] We're too late, Batman.

The monster's taking her into the swamp.

With my super speed, I may still have time to save her.

End of the line, swamp-face.

Snag him with the Bat Cables, Robin.

[growling]

Splash

Batman! Look out!

Cut! Cut! Cut! It's no good.

Well, what's the trouble, Mr. Snyder?

That scene looked okay to me.

Don't worry, Batman. The actors did just fine.

The Super Friends have done a wonderful job

supervising this government film.

Our monster's the problem. It doesn't look real enough.

Where is that no-good makeup man when I need him?

Hey, Bud! J.S. wants you to redo this monster mask again.

Again? This is the third time today.

If he doesn't like it this time, I quit.

Well, this untested hormone solution I invented

should do the trick.

There, it's done. Now let's see how it looks.

[male narrator] As the unsuspecting makeup artist puts on the monster mask

the experimental hormone solution reacts strangely

with his skin.

What's happening?

I'm-I'm-I'm changing.

I'm changing into the very monster I've created.

I've discovered the ultimate makeup.

Whatever I make myself up as, I become. Ha ha ha!

Thud

Time is money.

Where is that slowpoke makeup man?

Now, that makeup looks much better.

Take off that mask and give it to me.

Don't tell me what to do, you fool!

Stop!

Great Gotham! It's a real monster.

I've got to act fast before he hurts someone.

[flash] I'll take that.

I'll destroy this entire studio. Ha ha ha.

He's ruining the set. You've got to stop him, Batman.

Don't worry. We don't need a script to handle that beast.

[Makeup Monster growling]

Look out!

Your time is up, you overgrown weed.

Yes! That's what you think, Batman.

Thwack

Hang on, Batman! I'll be there before you can blink.

This wind machine will stop him.

[growling]

Not my best work, but this should hold you.

Nice work, Super Friends.

That creature almost destroyed my entire movie.

I'm no creature, you fool.

[sonic humming]

[gasps] It's Bud! The makeup man.

Yes and with this formula, I can become any monster I choose.

[sonic humming]

[squawking]

Crash

He's getting away.

Help!

He's headed to the battlefield set. Come on!

[squawking]

Careful! There's no telling where that creature might be.

[squawking]

With these special effects controls

I should have no trouble stopping the Super Friends.

Boom boom boom

Quick. Into the trenches!

Batman! Look out!

Thud

Oh! That was a close call.

Our only hope is to figure out a way to counteract

that makeup formula.

[Batman] You're right, Flash.

And I think I have just what we need in the Batmobile.

[male narrator] Moments later, outside in the studio parking lot...

There, I'm finished.

If this doesn't work, nothing will.

Holy horror films!

That Makeup Monster could be around here anywhere.

[squawking]

Batman, there he is.

No, we can't get him in the air. He might drop the girl. Come on.

[dramatic music]

[squawking]

Now, to make myself up into the most powerful monster

of them all.

[dramatic music]

[sonic humming]

Ha ha ha. I've done it again.

[roaring]

Help! Help!

[Batman] Alright, friend, the curtain's about to come down

on your Hollywood career.

[growling]

[dramatic music]

Great Gotham! We've got to save the girl first.

Won't take a second.

[growling]

This water will wash you puny fools.

Right into oblivion.

I'll have to stop that monster face to face.

Swish swish swish

[sonic humming]

My monster makeup. It's gone!

Thanks, Super Friends.

You've saved my studio from disaster.

And to repay you, I have a contract for you

to star in my next film.

Ha ha. Thank you, but we've already signed

a lifetime contract with the Justice League.

That's right. And being Super Friends is hard enough

without having to be superstars.

[Super Friends laughing]

[theme music]

[music continues]