Original subtitles

[male narrator] It's the "World's Greatest Superfriends."

Batman and Robin.

[rumbling]

Superman.

Wonder woman and Aquaman.

Whoosh

The wonder twins.

Whoosh

Banded together to protect the universe

from the forces of evil.

The Superfriends.

zlop

[growling]

Zap

swoosh

swoosh

Dedicated to truth, justice and peace, for all mankind.

"The World's Greatest Superfriends."

[theme music]

[intense music]

[male narrator] Unknown to the peaceful inhabitants

of a small South American city.

A tiny crack in the Goorie hydroelectric plant

threatens to unleash millions of tons of water.

[music continues]

[alarm blaring]

Attention, there is a break in the dam.

Divert main water lines to auxiliary runoff's.

[speaking foreign language]

The pressure is too high.

The vault heads aren't holding.

Sploosh

Evacuate the dam. We must radio for help.

[Wonder Woman] That dam looks as if it could break apart any minute.

[Superman] Right, Wonder Woman, we've gotta hurry

if we're gonna get there in time.

Whoosh

Mira, the dam is cracking.

Run for the high lands.

[rumbling]

Hydroelectric dam dead ahead, Batman.

We've got visual contact, Wonder Woman

it's risky but our only chance is to go in low.

Whoosh

[creaking]

Whoosh

Rockets away, Batman.

[rockets firing]

Hang on, Robin. I'm giving her all she's got.

Whoosh

[creaking]

[rumbling]

Ha-ha, we broke the dam. The city is flooded.

Yeah, right, Aquaman. Well done.

[male narrator] With incredibly cold blooded precision

Batman and Wonder Woman leave a devastated city behind them.

A common occurrence in the parallel universe.

Where this group of Superfriends are evil.

Wonder Woman to Superman our mission is complete.

The dam and the city have been destroyed.

[laughing]

That's nothing, I'm on my way

to cause Mount Vesuvius to erupt again.

[male narrator] Moments later at Mount Vesuvius...

Now for a super squeeze

and we'll have another super disaster.

[laughing]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice

in the universe we know as ours...

[babbling]

[computer] Negative Gleek, your calculations are incorrect.

Justice league computer analysis indicates

project is a complete failure.

[babbling]

But...

[babbling]

Well, if you insist.

Proceeding with super protein banana shake formula X.

[whirring]

Boom

I told you.

[alarm beeping]

[Superman] We're picking up a global emergency

on the TroubAlert.

[Robin] Holy volcanic cones Mount Vesuvius

is ready to erupt.

That's funny, our seismographic instruments

didn't show any signs of trouble.

There's no time for questions now.

I've got to stop it from erupting.

Whoosh

[male narrator] Moments later at Mount Vesuvius...

She's ready to blow. I just hope I can squeeze her shut.

[rumbling]

[male narrator] Meanwhile, in the parallel universe of evil...

Something's holdin' it back, I've got to apply more pressure

if I am going to make this volcano explode.

[intense music]

I've never felt anything this powerful.

If I squeeze any harder there's no telling what might happen.

Great Scott. She's gonna blow.

Excellent. It'll blow any second.

[rumbling continues]

Boom

thud

The volcano erupted, but it's suddenly become night.

I've got a very bad feeling about this.

There's no time to worry about it now.

I've gotta stop that lava.

Huff

whoosh

[male 1] The lava approaches. Run for the sea.

I've got to think fast or this village will be destroyed.

[rumbling]

Thud

Superman, what on earth are you doing?

Vesuvius erupted, I had to protect that village.

Are you sure you're alright, Superman?

Now that you mentioned it I do feel a bit odd.

What's with your costume, Wonder Woman?

And why the eye patch, Aquaman?

I think we better get you back to headquarters, Superman.

We'll take my jet.

Whoosh

Prepare the medical computer, Aquaman.

We'll need to run a full physical analysis on Superman.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, in the universe we know as ours...

The power of that eruption knocked me clear

to the bottom of the volcano.

Wait a minute, what's going on here?

It was night just a few minutes ago.

[hissing]

Oh, well, at least I succeeded in causing the volcano to erupt.

Superman, what're you waiting for?

You gotta stop the volcano.

Stop it? Are you kiddin'?

What do you think I started it for? Ha-ha!

I better get back to the Hall of Evil

and find out what's going on around here.

[rumbling continues]

Whoosh

[male narrator] Later, as the sinister Superman

returns from Vesuvius.

That's strange this looks like the Hall of Evil.

But something feels different about it.

It can't be!

"The Hall of Justice?"

I've got to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Galloping asteroids, Jayna.

Superman left hours ago and Vesuvius is still erupting.

- Zan, Jayna? - Superman?

Well, what happened to your super suit?

I think I better play along with 'em.

Why, uh, I don't know, Jayna.

The volcano must've changed it.

But you didn't stop the volcano, Superman, look.

Stop the volcano?

[thinking] Great Satan, it's impossible.

The eruption must have blown me

into parallel universe of good.

Uh, I couldn't stop the volcano, Zan

it was, uh-uh, contaminated by Kryptonite.

- Superman, you've got to hurry. - Yeah.

The other Super Friends are all tied up

and you're due at the international gold bank

in Switzerland to guard the billion dollar

bullion transfer.

Uh, thanks for reminding me, Zan.

[thinking] These fools don't realize who I am.

Without the real Superman to stop me

I can easily take over this good universe

and be the evil master of its wealth.

[laughing]

I've got work to do.

[dramatic music]

[male narrator] Later at the International Gold Bank

in Geneva, Switzerland...

Slam

Otts, take her away.

Superman, we were just about to ship the gold without you.

Now that wouldn't have been a nice thing to do to Superman.

Besides, I think your gold needs some more mining.

- More mining? - That's right.

I'm gonna make it mine. Get it?

Whoosh

Superman's gone mad.

Fred, try to stop him with the stun ray.

Zap

zing

With these fools expecting their Superman to be good

gaining my evil control of the earth

will be far easier than I thought.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, back in the Universe of Evil.

- Hm! That's strange. - What is it, Wonder Woman?

According to medical computer, your brain waves are reversed.

They show tendencies toward honesty and ethical conduct.

Well, what's wrong with that?

Don't worry about it, Superman.

The computer's probably malfunctioned.

Batman, what's going on?

Why is everyone wearing those strange costumes?

I was just about to ask you the same question.

[alarm beeping]

It's the TroubAlert.

We've just received word that the Conklin diamond mines

have been robbed of one hundred million dollars of diamonds.

We know who did it and we'll get you Super enemies.

That's what you think chief.

You'll never stop us.

[laughing]

Never stop you? Super Enemies?

What in blazing Kryptonite is happening here?

Holy parallel universe's Batman.

The medical computer must be right.

It seems the explosion of Vesuvius

switched our evil Superman for this honest imitation.

[Wonder Woman] One false move, Superman,

and we'll fill you full of kryptonite laser.

[intense music]

[dramatic music]

I can't break these bands.

And the radiation is weakenin' me.

I've gotta think of something before this tank

fills up with water.

[Batman] Give it up, Superman

there's nothing you can do.

[laughing]

And while you're awaiting your end...

...we've got another disaster to create.

I haven't got much strength left.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, at the International Gold Bank in Switzerland...

[intense music]

The only thing left for me to do

is cart this gold off to my Fortress of Solitude.

Superman, what're you doing with that gold?

Why, uh, I...

Thud

I just got here and took it away from some crooks.

He-he's lying, Batman.

Superman robbed the gold bank.

Holy accusations, he couldn't have.

That's what you think, Boy Wonder.

And no one's gonna stop me from robbing again.

Zap

We haven't got any devices strong enough to stop Superman.

Maybe not, Robin, but we've got to try.

We'll see how well you stand up to the Bat Anti-gravity beam.

Buzzing

if that's the best you can do, Batman...

...huh, you're finished.

Whoosh

Batman, run for it.

Whoosh

clang

hiss

That should hold you two.

Thud

One's I get all of the Superfriends out of the way

I'll have no resistance to my take over of the world.

[dramatic music]

[hissing]

Forget it, Batman, these armored walls

are too strong for the Bat torch.

I'd better signal the other Super Friends.

I just hope they get here before we run out of air.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, in the strange parallel Universe Of Evil...

I've got to figure a way out before it's too late.

Wait a minute. There may be a chance.

The excessive nitrogen in my super breath

combined with the heat of my X-Ray vision...

...maybe able to turn this water into Kryptonic acid.

And eat through these cuffs.

Huff

[burbling]

Zing

splash

swoosh

It worked, now I've got to find out

how to get out of this sinister universe.

[babbling]

[laughing]

[beeping]

[male narrator] Later in the parallel universe's

counterpart to metropolis...

[intense music]

If I can just get to Metropolis University

without being spotted.

[music continues]

Hey, isn't that Superman?

Yeah, better radio Sergeant Ritter.

She's got Kryptonite beams in the police helicopters.

[siren wailing]

They've spotted me. I better take to the air.

Swoosh

They can't bother me up here.

[sergeant Ritter] This is the police, you're surrounded, Superman.

Surrender and you will not be harmed.

Great Scott, they've mistaken me for the evil Superman.

I've got to make a break for it.

Zap

They've got... Kryptonite rays.

I've just made it to the university.

I've gotta find help.

[dramatic music]

[buzzing]

Su-Superman.

Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

You expect me to believe you?

The most ruthless criminal in the galaxy.

You must believe me. I'm not the Superman you think I am.

A freak accident brought me

from my parallel universe into this one.

In my world the Superfriends fight for truth and justice.

But how can you prove to me you speak the truth?

I can't. It is for you to judge.

A true criminal could never take the chance

of appealing to another's judgment.

What can I do for you, Superman?

An explosion at Mount Vesuvius took me from my home universe.

- I've got to find a way back. - That's no easy task.

But there is a chance.

We've recently been working on an experiment

with this antimatter.

Go back to the place where you arrived here

and open this flask.

If you are truly from a universe opposite to ours

it may take you back.

Then again, it may be lethal.

I've got to take the chance.

If there's anything I can do to repay you, just ask.

There is, Superman, come back

and bring truth and justice to this universe.

You can count on it and thanks.

[male narrator] Meanwhile, back in the Superfriends own universe

Batman and Robin remain in their armored tomb.

Wonder Woman and Aquaman

must've failed to receive our distress call.

There's no air left, Batman.

We're goners.

[buzzing]

Holy armor's plating, Batman, look.

Batman, Robin.

Oh, thanks.

You got here just in time.

We've got the evil Superman?

Maybe not, Batman. Evil Superman?

That explains the trouble alert we received.

It seems Superman has just taken over

the S.P. oil reserves in Saudi Arabia.

He's ransoming the oil for the entire world money supply.

We've got to try to stop him, come on.

[male narrator] Thousands of miles away, in Saudi Arabia...

It's all there, Superman.

Six billion Marks.

Here's the money you demanded, Superman.

One hundred and fifty billion Yen.

Excellent, why should I trouble myself

when the world governments can bring their wealth to me.

[Wonder Woman] You're in for more trouble than you think, Superman.

We've got you surrounded.

And we'll use every device

we have to stop you.

Ha, your insignificant devices

will be as much bother to me

as a pack of flies.

Duck, Robin.

I think it's time for a little rope-a-dope action.

Swish

Pull, Aquaman.

You'll have to pull harder than that.

Here, let me show you.

Splash

Quick, Robin, try the Bat stun rays.

Before you run out of gas, Batman

how about if I fill up your tank?

It's too slippery, Batman.

I can't hold on!

[male narrator] Moments later at Mount Vesuvius

in the universe of evil...

Swoosh

This is the exact spot I arrived in this evil world.

Now to open this flask and find out what happens.

[Batman] Open that flask and one thing will happen for sure, Superman.

All of us will open up with our Kryptonite rays.

It seems you made one fatal mistake, Superman.

You didn't count on Gleek informing us of your escape.

[babbling]

Now, Superman, hand over that antimatter.

You'll have to catch me first.

Zap

I've got to get back to that exact spot

if I am ever to return to my own universe.

Zap

The antimatter.

[laughing]

That evil Gleek caught the flask.

Whoosh

[babbling]

I'll take that, Gleek.

That's what you think, Superman.

Zap

No.

I've got to get to that antimatter.

[shrieking]

You're too late, Superman.

Zap

Keep firing.

Zap

Hey, cut it out. Who do you think you're shooting at?

That other Superman was here just a second ago.

Yeah? Well, I'm here now.

And you guys just blew a great opportunity for me.

You win, Superman.

Don't worry, Batman, you're safe now.

- Superman, is it really you? - Yes, Wonder Woman.

And my evil counterpart has been returned to his own world.

Good, I'm sure glad I'll never

have to see the likes of him again.

I'm afraid you may have to see him one more time, Robin.

You see, I promised a certain person I'd return

and do what I could to help clean up that evil universe.

And I'll need all the help I can get.

You've got it, Superman.

After all, what're Superfriends for?

[theme music]

[music continues]