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Your age-mates became stars already! USE YOUR CHANCE ON MAY 20! The casting for a new TV program "Kid's Star Factory"

Use your chance! Star Factory... Hmm...

Got it!

Oh! The firecracker! It is useful...

CAUTION, CHILDREN!

- Abramova. - Here.

- Burlyaev. - Here.

- Voloshina. - Here.

- Gorokhov. - Here.

- Grigoriev.

- Well... Grigoriev is absent, of course...

- Yeah... still asleep... - No!

I... I get up early in the morning. Then I do exercises...

Then I clean my house.

Put everything on the table.

On the table!

I have no ... Well, Maria Ivanovna!

Well, a madam from water-pump station asked me to help...

On the table!

You're all screwed up!

Bad start of the day!

The good ending is more important!

Quiet!

Hmm... hmm...

What do you want, Gorokhov?

Can I answer the lesson?

Wait a minute! There is a condign one...

Grigoriev! Go to the board!

Why "Grigoriev" again?

Hey!

Well, so... Well, Australia... its area, well... is great...

Well... we can say... boundless... Yes, the boundless territory of Australia.

Why is "boundless"?

Well, yes, of course, it has the ends! Well, in the north, south, east and west.

Yes! In the west too!

Well, here they are, you can see, there's no signs...

There's ocean... ships, dolphins...

Sharks swim some there...

And what is the climate in Australia?

Uh... oh! Dry! Dry!

Is it all!?

Very dry!

Your mark is two!

It's not humane, Maria Ivanovna...

No matter... When you come home, you'll get 'humane' treatment!

You'll see!

Yeah, don't get your own back...

What!? Come out! Quickly!

Hey! .. Maria Ivanovna...

Dear Muscovites and guests of our town!

Moscow is a modern, endless... Hello!

Bye bye...

Oh! Leaf!

Give me back my glasses!

You think...

I always think! Get back immediately!

Well, here...

Wait a minute... what's the date?

May 20...

May 20?

Yes, it is...

Hee... Oh! A-ah...

- Let's start the new subject... - Grigoriev is bad!

Help Grigoriev!

Well... Everybody freeze!

- Grigoriev, What have you got hurt? Head? - Stomach...

Stomach? Where? Here? Maybe, it's liver?

The liver is on the right.

Maybe, diarrhea?

A? Hmm... Well, Gorokhov, go with him, report me afterwards...

- Come on, quickly! - Well, well...

- Sit down. - My cap...

- What is it? - Diarrhea, quickly!

Yeah, a headache would be better...

Hey, do not die, please...

Infectious diseases hospital Emergency station

- Does it hurt? - Yes, it hurts...

I do not understand...

Come on!

What?! You are bad!!!

When I'm out of the school, I'm fine!

Are you crazy!? You lied to Maria Ivanovna!? But what about... diarrhea?

Ha-ha... Wow-wow...

But the school?

There your school is... Hurry up! To the bushes!

Why didn't you tell me about it!? You must notify me immediately!

The fifth lesson is broken by you... Oh, Lord! What teachers do they hire!?

Yeah, don't get your own back!

Now there's something!

Hmm...

Come on!

No, I don’t...

What!? Do you want betray me? Well, go on...

You'll get another "five" mark... and they'll kick me out of school...

Where are we going?

Huh! You're interested! You'll see soon...

What will I tell to my father at home!?

Why must you tell him about?

Yeah, do not worry... I know where we'll find a million bucks!

The quarter is yours.

Leave me alone!

Well, the half is yours.

Watch out!

"Your age-mates became stars! Use your chance! "

Does anyone believe in it?

Hey! What are you mumbling about?

I think: why are you so happy? Got 'two' mark and deceived everyone?

Yes!

- Come on! - Let me go!

- No! - Yes! I'm not going!

- You will! - What about the lessons!? Let me go!

You'll hardly explain to Maria Ivanovna how you've lost me!

Quickly, quickly, boys!

My dad is right: "Hasty acts are the cause of all evil!"

Do not worry, you'll not lose with me!

Railway station 'Kievskiy'

Where are we?

Okay, we'll get there some way. We have time. Come on!

What time? For what? Where will we get?

What are you doing? Come on...

Here, look!

Quiet... quiet...

Long live freedom! Hooray!

- Booooo... - Grigoryev, go on!

Who are you? What's up?

- Green Peace! - A-ah...

Why aren't you at school?

We study in the second session.

Well...

Can I spin?

Well, spin...

Hooray!

- Grigoriev, let's go... no need... - Leave me alone!

Gorokhov, help...

What are you doing? ..

Well, boys, we can relax ...

Halloo!

Come on, Ivanovich...

Hey! Wait a minute!

I need to say something important to this guy. We must also check the acoustics...

- OK, but carefully... - Yeah...

There's the hatch, you see? Go there, quick!

- There? - Yes, yes, there...

Hey! Gorokhov! Why are you study so good?

Shout louder!

Why are you study so bad?

I will not... Damn!

Why did you get "two" mark today?

Why? Because geography!

What?? Hey! Hey! Grigoriev! Why are you silent?!? Hey!

Grigoriev!?

Grigoriev!?

Grigoriev, where are you??

Grigoriev?

- What are you doing there? - A... my cap fell off... - Come on, get out quickly!

Help... I can't get to the stairs...

Why did you jump off then?

- We must go out! - Just wait! It's interesting!

- What's interesting here? - That is!

What is this?

Boo-oo... I'm mutantus crocodilus heffalump, a-ah-ah...

Come on, we'll explore it! Yeah, come on, otherwise I'll let go!

- No! - I'll let go! - Beware!

Come on!

- Good enough, we can live here... - Kidding...

Hey! Hey! Open! Open! Hey! Hey! Hey! Open the hatch! Hey! Hey!

Do not yell! There's the light!

- Where? - There!

When you come in, you need to think how to come out...

Why didn't you think about before?

You said you need help... Now we'll not come out without the digger...

Who is this?

The explorer of the undergrounds... Caves, tunnels...

Dungeons... treasures ... this is mine! And anyway...

We'll visit local attractions and get out...

- Look, what is it? - Wow!

Oh! Look, a watch! Probably, since Czarist times...

No, such things didn't exist in the past...

What is it?

Look!

Ah-ah-ah! Hurry up!

We were here already... this is the circle... The third one... the second...

This thread... they did it last week... Right? Right!

Guys, where are you from?

From there! It's damp and dark there!

- Well, all right, mister, no mines! - Only the rats...

Come on, quickly!

Oh! That's a pretty kettle of fish!

We must go home... but in this condition...

Exactly! My best friend lives here!

We'll visit him, wash ourselves, take a break!

Wait! We'll go home afterwards, OK?

Oh! Look, pretty dog!

Yeah, a dog! Better tell me the house number...

I told you the house number, no?

Don't you remember?!

I have a very good memory: wake me up at night, I'll tell you everything!

- Here it is... - What entrance?

Here it is... he lives around here...

But where?

Here! Exactly! This is his house!

Why do you need a number?!

Hey, are you sure he is home and waiting for us?

He is home and waiting!

I doubt...

You see, no one's here...

I said: "too early for his arrival"...

Note, when you're right, all get worse...

Well, why worse?

So, you said he isn't home. Here you are! He isn't home.

- I can't lie. - If you can't, we'll teach you.

I'm losing time with you!

It's funny to live in this world...

Get back!

Help me, Gorokhov!

- Yeah... - I'm stuck... - Strongly stuck...

Any problem?

What? What??

- It always happens... - What happens?

It happens if non-professionals do their job...

A-ah...

It locks on the contrary!

Who did it, migrant worker or what?

Who is this?

Who? Not me, sure!

If it was me, I'd never do such hackwork.

Yo-yo! I am a cool rapper!

And we must remodel afterwards... houses... locks... all in a row...

- Tell to your father to replace a bolt... - Thank you...

- Wash yourselves before your parents come home... - OK, OK... Bye-bye...

What's the matter!? Where do you go!?

- We are friends since childhood! - I won't go!

Let me go!

You... don't fret! Sit down, relax...

The lock had to be changed already...

Just sit down...

If the criminals were here instead of us...

Everything is lost...

What's lost!?

Stay sitting... Everything!

They'll steal everything! Mommy, do not worry...

Mommy... do not worry... wow...

This apartment is... It's somebody else's!

What do you mean: "somebody else's"?!

- Hurry up! - Hurry up!

Why do they go here!? They have nothing else to do...

It's him...

Yes! Quiet! Guys... What are you doing!? It's me!

- Alarm... - Against the thieves...

- If anything will be lost... I'll complain to the prosecutor's office...

- Passport... - Yes, I'll complain to Putin!

He's our plumber!

A-ah!

Two boys ran there... strange ones...

Well, let's go! Enough...

Caught the bandit...

Come on!

Up to the roof!

Everyone freeze!

No more... I'm tired... seems they have gone...

Cool! I could lie here all my life...

My father says that the lazybones have empty and hard life.

I would like to be a lazybone...

Lying all the day, thinking about something...

Of course, it's hard, but a man gets used to everything.

Okay, get up...

We have to go... get up!

Just look, how nice is here!

People like ants, running, fussing...

What's your father would say now?

My father always says rightly!

Oh! If we could jump and fly now!

No... no... we must go down!

Let me breathe! The school should be here!

I would be best pupil here!

Hey!

- Beautiful fly... - Yeah!

Hey, really, let's go down...

Ah... you want go down...

N-no... I don't want already...

Now this! Get it!

Get it more!

You'll not catch me up!

I wi-i-illl!

Hurrah-ah! Oh!

We have to jump... Go ahead...

Stop! Stop!

A! Yeah, bother them...

Strange smoke...

The smell is delicious...

Yummy...

Nothing is clear...

Oh! Look! Come after me!

Where?

We'll see!

It's a bakery!

You are so quick-witted!

Oh! What is it?

"Step on the open shoe covers" All right.

- Loafs! Loafs! Loafs! - They are everywhere!

Delicious! A-ah...

- Hot!? - Naturally!

I want butter!

Aha! And milk!

I wonder: how they bake them?

Want to know? Come on!

Listen, maybe not,...

You want to know, so we must!

- We must not.

- Yes, how many loafs. Take one. - Let’s...

Oh! Look!

Cool! I want to taste.

Yeah... hot. Look, see how many degrees are there?

- 195. - A lot!

- Look! Cool! - If you get in, you'll be boiled!

"BAKING PROGRAM"

I think I have not tasted it.

So do I.

Well,... where to go now?

What's this?!

Who is that?

Quiet... quiet... we're leaving! A-ah!

Hurry up!

Oh! I have an idea!

- Stop! - What?

Over there!

And what? How do we get out of here?

We'll get out of scrape some way...

- 15 people to the exit! - Okay.

Stop!

Oh! An idea! Come on.

Well, let's go by, guys...

Good-bye! Good-bye!

Have you liked here, dears?

Thank you!

When you grow up, come to work here.

Yeah! We'll come...

Come on, come on.

It's enough! 15 people.

But us?

That loaf was delicious, I've never eaten such one...

Yeah! It's a pity that we didn't take more!

I didn't eat.

Listen, we'll be late.

I don't want go anywhere.

We must!

Oh! Look!

SCHOOLBOY PARK

I'll go take a drink.

Drink all you want, I will take more.

How are they jumping?

Never mind! I'll take more.

Wait, I'm still not drunk it!

Cool!

I'll take more. A good day today!

May be enough?

Free!

Here... look!

Let's go there.

Look out. On the skateboard!

- Why? I can’t... - Get up, I'm keeping! Keeping!

Well, got up...

Let's go now!

What are you doing!

What's cool?

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Gorokhov!

Where are you going!

Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

If I catch you, I'll tear off your legs!

Hey, Satan! [Speaks in Uzbek]

Assalam alaikum...

Wa-alaikum salaam-al...

Welcome...

Yuriy Semenovich, I would like to ask you, what do you think,

about prospects for the development of television for children in our country?

As you know, kids are our future.

It begins right today. But rather, began yesterday.

What kind of cultural development, what future of our children we can say

if modern TV shows us only...

I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich...

What is it?

We have a morning program...

...and our audience would like to hear a few encouraging words.

You know, I don't have "encouraging words". No matter morning or evening show you have.

Ratings rule over all today.

Have you ever wondered how do destroy these ratings?

How do these ratings pervert? I think...

No... no... awful!

If you see rating, kill it!

Until it will destroy the cultural space

where we still can hardly breathe.

That is I'm saying to you,

me, the patriarch of our television,

how our respected host politely introduced me.

Yuri Semenovich, what's up with you?

With me? Nothing.

I'm all right, but I don't know what's up with you and your rating.

Are you crazy!? We could crash!

But crashed not, only soiled!

Soiled?! Just soiled?!

Well, yeah, soiled.

I couldn't crash.

Just... This skate is defective!

Defective?! Just confess you can't to skate!

What?

What you heard! Come on, why do you stop?

Just see him, he is offended.

I can't to skate?

Yeah, you can't.

Well, Gorokhov, now hold on!

I'll show you!

Let's go!

Hey... what are you doing?

Careful!

Hey, kid. Kid! Come here...

Grigoriev, give it back! Grigoriev, aren't you ashamed?

Give back the head! Give back, I say! Come here...

Grigoriev, take off!

Come on, give it to me!

Grigoriev!

Give back!

Come on, bear, relax. Drink!

By the way, Timoshkin lives near here. His father took us to the zoo.

He works there.

I won't go to the zoo!

Not to the zoo, but to his home.

- Let's go washing and eating there. - Yeah? Okay...

Let's go.

Come on...

What is this? - An action: drink until you don't want!

Oh, I would not refuse.

Thank you, we're not hungry.

It's not for you.

- We understand, you have not enough for yourselves. - We don't want...

We'll just clean us up, drink a cup of tea ...

- I don't want a cup of tea! - ...And go on!

If you don't want, don't drink.

Give back!

How do you do your homework’s? Don't they bother?

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

What is this dummy?

Have you vaccinated them against rabies?

Yes, they are safe.

May be safe but poorly educated.

Yes, they are friendly.

Friendly with each other, but they attack guests.

Timoshkin, we are very pleased to meet your animals...

- But we are in a hurry! - We must hurry.

Where is the bathroom?

Hey, he is busy.

Once arrived, we have to wash ourselves.

Phew! You fool!

Damn zoo!

Oh! Where did he go?

But in fact, Vaska liked him.

Grigoriev? No wonder, everybody likes him.

Okay... See you later! I'm going.

- Bye! Say "bye"! Say "bye"! - Bye!

Why are you so late?

Just... we talked...

Whom did you talk there?

Yeah, he was a normal...

We ran away from the school together, rubbed desks with a garlic.

How do the people change!

He forgot about everything with his birds.

Hey, we've must call home from Timoshkin's house.

To say to parents not to worry. Don't you need to call?

Yes, I would have to say that I'm in the hospital.

Why?

Well, for prevention. Let Dad worry a little, it is helpful for parents.

BATHHOUSE

That's what we need now.

Have you ran away of the school for baths?

No, you know, or we'll walk around the city like tramps?

Wait!

- What do you want? - Look.

Let's go!

Give me a pen... Thank you!

Did my father come already?

What father?! What father?!

That's him!

Yuri Semenovich? He didn't visit us a long ago.

Yes, he's so busy. He even has no time to bath.

Sure, yes.

Ah! I forgot! He sends greetings to you!

- You are welcome, boys, come in! - Thank you.

- We'll wash your clothes too. Come in. - Well, well.

- Now hovering you! - Come on!

Hurrah-ah!

DO NOT SWITCH ON! For blowing

Hey! Watch out! Do not touch!

So what? Don't you like it? This is water therapy!

It's very expensive procedure. Don't you like it?

- And do you like it? - Yes!

- So, you like it... - Sure!

Hello, Petrovich!

Oh! Yuri Semenovich!

How's your life? How is your bath?

It's great! All dried! By the way, you boys are here already.

We cleaned out all their clothes.

- What boys? - Well...

BASTARD CHILDREN OF FAMOUS SHOWMAN

What are you reading, idiot?

Oh, wait up! I'll show you "bastard children of famous showman!"

Well... listen to me carefully!

You must annihilate this yellow rag!

Do what you want! Hire the best lawyers, "wolves."

I want they exterminated at all!

We run out a kids' show "Use Your Chance",

children's "American Idol"! And here is such trick!

I don't want to hear about it! Enough!

Can I relax in the bath at least?

Yes, of course!

I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich, but they are very similar to you.

Listen, Petrovich! Do you know whom you are similar to?

Look! Got it or not?

Both look like me?

- Yes, both. - Well, let them here!

Hurry up! All the same now!

Come here!

- Oh! - What are you?!

Oh! Sorry! Oh!

A-ah... Do you want crayfish?

Guys, without shooting, please.

- Open up! - This is something!

Man, what's the matter with you?

Aha! Gotcha?

Who has sent you?

This is a misunderstanding...

They lied to enter the baths for free...

Well, listen to me, both of you, walking misunderstandings!

Keep in mind and tell to everyone:

I have a daughter! Do you hear? A daughter!

The one and only! Beloved!

Clever! Handsome! Talented! Do you understand?

Yes. I would like to meet with this beauty.

Stop you!

Why do you bother the children in the baths?!

March away!

But on TV you are a good…

Wow, jerk!

- Get away! - Oh!

You're cool putting this showman on his place! Good for you!

Sometimes you begin to understand something.

Well... do you think, if I'm "nerd" I don't understand nothing?

Come on... let's go... Let's see the women's baths!

What are you doing?!

It's one minute matter. Help to climb!

Don't you understand it's prohibited?

Oh, please! Please!

No! It's prohibited, don't you understand?

Go to hell!

I was wrong about you!

Get lost, daddy's little son!

Alright! Silence! Quiet! Misha... light!

Sound... sound on! Quiet!

Action! Action!

I do not know anything else, I am a little worm, the mad world rushes by.

We are creating with our hands weightless thin tissue, the beauty is palpable.

A sea was filled to the brim drop by drop, the stones became solid grit by grit, eternity is probably so long.

I would just make my tiny contribution, to weave at least a thread a silk during my short life.

- What are you doing?! - And what are you doing?!

Know to read?

DON'T TEAR THE FLOWERS!

DON'T WALK ON THE LAWN!

- Here... - Ok.

Ah... never mind! - Is this your show?

Never mind! - It's mine...

Why aren't you at school?!

We went to the hospital with Grigoriev...

Yes, I've got a "five" mark today... - Gorokhov is... sick... he is often sick...

Who is sick!?

Have you picked it for yourself?

Your bunch of flowers is... beggar! - What?! You're beggar yourself!

A good bunch! Hmm...

Can you give me your mobile number?

Maybe I'll see you... Ok?

Ok!

Ok...

Have you fallen for this girl?

Women are not your passion... Learning is your passion!

She dances well...

Where is this tower?!

I remember my artistic youth...

And what? Was you dancing?!

No, I was singing...

We have singing lessons up to 4th grade... And a wonderful teacher!

Then he retired on a pension... I met him here recently...

He says... "you sing wonderful"...

- What?! Are you singing?! - A little... I sang...

- Well... now we have no singing lessons... - It's interesting!

Pretty story... emotional... I almost did cry...

- By the way... a surprise will be soon! - What surprise again? I'm tired already!

- Here we are! We got it! - What!? Did we hurry up here?!

Yes! Didn't you know where we go to?

Yes, if I knew, I never go here!

Then why was you after me all the day?

- Me? After you? - Well, wait!

Oh! What a meeting!

I said, "a surprise"...

Am I bothering you?

N-no... We were... talking...

Alright... I'm in a hurry for the TV studio... Okay, bye-bye... See you later!

Wait a minute!

We're also going there...

Ok. Sit down, I'll bring you there...

Please...

- May be here? - Yeah...

Are you going to the casting?

I don't need castings a long ago...

We are invited!

- And you? - And me...

He is a backup dancer!

Yeah... talent will out! Where are your parents?

Oh! We are self-reliant, no need parents...

- Hello... - Yes, we are self-reliant... - Hello...

- Ah, Marina! Hello, my sweetie! - Hello... - How's yours?

- Fine! - Give regards to your dad! - OK...

Okay, guys... bye-bye... I'm in a hurry!

- Hello... - Hello...

Stop! Where are you going?

Ah... We saw advertisement!

You can't enter here without a permit! Come out quickly!

Mister policeman! They are with me... let them pass...

- Yes, we are with her... - We are with her...

- Come in... - All right? - Come, come...

Yes, yes...

"KID'S STAR FACTORY" CASTING

OK... going out, do not stop... Guys! Dears! No need to fight!

Oh, please... Mommy, take away...

- Come here... - Let him go...

What will you do? Singing, dancing? You don't know nothing!

The main thing is a talent! Talent will out!

Watch out! Sorry!

Who will be next!? Already prepared?

Oh! How nervous guy... Well, we'll on the top another way!

What?

We'll see!

OK... take this kid away, please! Well, I just asked!

OK... have you come to the casting? OK... don't bother... silence...

OK, enough... Have you made up the boy, huh?

Well... It's not a gym! Calm down, please!

Anyway! Look here... OK... look here...

Well, blow up the make-up! Blow up the make-up! Blow up!

- Hey! - Hurrah-ah!

Well, OK!

- What are we going to do? - Please...

Do you have acting experience?

Sure!

Do you know anything, eh?

- Yes! - Look here... - I was playing a sick... at school... in the play...

No, no... we don't need sick ones...

Well, come on! Sing us something, a lyrical song...

- Hmm... No, not that... la-la-la-la-la-la-la... no... - Well, have you read?

About our producer... "Bastard children of the famous showman"! Atta man!

Well, quiet!

No fun, no school? The school can't exist without fun.

Why we need to learn everything, if we can run away with a friend...

- OK! Enough, buddy! - You are adults, you'll never... - All clear!

No more... Go to your place...

Go, go...

Do you even know how to sing?

Actually, I do...

I'm out of form today... May be tomorrow?

Altogether, do you have a good ear for music?

You know ... We had singing lessons up to the 4th grade...

But then they terminated... Because our teacher retired on a pension...

Don't you want to get up!?

- Recently I met him... - Come on, buddy...

Well, what next?

Ahem... I remember... I was his favorite pupil, he believed in me!

He said... He said that... I have talent...

It needs to develop...

But then the singing lessons terminated...

What!?

And what?

He is so old... wrinkled... with a stick... walks slowly...

He says: "Vityusha... how are you? Singing?"

I say, "No... I'm very busy..."

He shrank... doubled up... like broken... half-and-half...

I thought he was bad...

But now I realized that he felt bad for me

Because I did not meet his expectations...

Oh-oh-oh!

Original child!

- Child!? - Of course! Yes! - This is a savage from the street!

What organic! Yes, we will work with him, we'll make it right... The boy is live...

- Sensitive... - Yeah...

- Sensitive?

And this... singing teacher... is not your relative, eh?

Hello! U-hu!

- Wait a minute... Stop! Where are you going? - What? - You have not been there!

Jumping the queue!

- Didn't they make you up?! Hurry up! Come on... - Just wait!

Leave me alone!

When is our turn?

My potentialities are wonderful!

But then... the singing lesson was over...

So what?

Like Oscar Wilde: the man whom our age is looking for and is afraid that had found...

- May I come in? - Please... - ...And recently I met him...

He is so old... wrinkled...

- ...so hard... - Neck hurts? - Sprained...

No... no, you know... I have nobody!

The show starts in a week, and I have no the boy, the host of the show...

Well, there's nobody!

Millions of people will be watching us! We need good rating! We need to make ratings!

I am interested only in the ratings now...

OK... The fifth... the sixth... and the seventh to read it ...

In the second one you must to rewrite the text...

Have you seen it? Well, have you seen how my story goes!?

It's MY story! You just replicate it...

- Yes... well, you grudge it? - Yes, I don't, but why do you lie?!

"He is so old... walking with a stick..." But he jogs every day and cycles!

I'm sorry!

But "he is old and with a stick" is emotional...

Emotional? That's a lie!

It is better to lose fairly than to win with the tricks!

- I've heard it... - Yes, my dad says...

Okay... Did you see TV stars here?

- No, I didn’t... - Oh!

Let's go to find her...

Well, let's go...

Oh! Look, a door! Maybe she's there?

- Nobody is here... - Let's go! It's interesting!

- Now we close them! - But why? - Let them rest!

Tell me who does the ratings all these years on your bloody TV?

They have arranged this newspaper hounding... They do not know who Yury Semenovich...

They do not know with whom they have got involved...

But they'll know that there are people with whom getting involved is dangerous for life!

I came here not just for a "long time" I came "forever"!

And I'll not go away!

Open the door!

Oh...

All is lost! All is lost...

No... no... This is terrible... It's no good... Everything is not suitable!

- Everything? - Yes, dear! Everything!

Girls, understand me, we need a unique boy. A unique kid!

Otherwise, we can assume the show failed!

Yes, I think so too... It sucks!

- We need... an emo or goth... or... - What??

Think up something else! What an abomination!

Remember, Edward, I'm a conservative in regard to children!

- You don't say so! - Yes, I do!

Once again you wear the shorts, you'll work a lighting technician, holiday-maker!

It's too hot...

- Yuri Semenovich... - I hear...

- Please pay attention to this boy! He is very organic!

- Bright! Expressive! - Hmm... - A very good boy, really!

- Very sensitive... - Yeah? Sensitive? - Respects his teachers!

Well, I don't know, I don't know, girls...

- The face is so familiar... But where is he? - Here...

- Where is he, this boy? - We can show him...

- We will show... - OK, show me him!

He has a rich imagination also!

Go and work, goth!

Finish! It's the end!

I know what to do!

"I know what to do"... You, Batman! You only need a mask and a coat! Batman with glasses...

Don't be afraid, you! Follow me!

Don't worry, everything was good at the rehearsal!

- Is it true? - Of course!

Oh! You look great!

- Thank you... - Are you... for the first time? - Well, yes...

A-ah, don't worry! I will help!

- You will help? - Sure!

- OK, "husband" and "wife", are you ready? In 3 minutes we'll on air.

- "Wife", you remember? We start with you... - Yes!

I don't understand, where is the child?

Ah... in a few seconds... She comes, her parents are coming with her...

There's no time. We'll start without her. When she appears, right on the stage! "Wife," let's go!

- Wait a minute! Good luck! - Ugh, ugh, ugh...

- Yeah... Volodya, ready? - Man, go to the stage!

- Light! - But I go out later... - Well, go away!

- OK! Got it! - Do not bother!

We continue our show "The doors slam".

Many years ago the husband slammed the door and ran away from home...

Today we will see how two spouses meet after years of separation...

The husband doesn't knows that his wife is waiting for him here, in our studio.

We'll see how is the meeting of the two former spouses who beloved each other.

- "Kids"? - Kids, who else?!

- What? What? Where? - To the studio... Hurry up!

Please tell me how much time you have not seen your husband?

Yeah...

Poor woman, her emotions overwhelmed!

So long...

He never called and inquired about the fate of his daughter?

- N-no... - What a bastard!

- Hush! Let's go, go... - Whoa! Who are you?

- They told us to go to the studio... - Quick-quick-quick-quick...

"There are women in the Russian villages ..." The great poet Nekrasov wrote it in the 19th century.

The poet of 21th century was not born yet to describe the hardships of this heroic woman...

For 10 years she fought against all the troubles of our hard life...

- Who are you? I have a daughter! - I don't know, they told us... - It is clear...

- Get out! Get out of here...

For 10 years she brought up her daughter alone...

I think, her former husband must answer all the questions now...

- Who are you? - Your mom! - I have a mother!

This is TV, everything happens here...

Where's a girl!?

- Where did they come from?? - Get rid of them! - How? They were on the stage already!

Find any girl... any girl... Tell the "husband"... Warn the "husband"...

I'll fire you! ..

Wait a second...

The moment of truth is coming...

Man, wait... Man, there are two boys! Understand? Two boys!

It's okay!

- Put the glass! The glass! - Pardon! Volodya, it's alright?

- Boys... boys out there...

Man... who slams doors, the husband of our heroic woman!

Oh! Our dad is coming!

Oh! She is here! Why did you call her up?!

It's a surprise! Your former wife have a number of hard-hitting questions...

Yes? And who are they? Where is my daughter??

Don't you recognize me?! Have you forgotten how many children do you have?!

- And how many children I have!? - What a difference! Work on the script...

- Ah ... Where's the girl?? - Son...

Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter? My daughter...

- Dad! Dad! - Grigoriev! - Don't you like sons, huh?!

- Daddy! Dad! - I have a daughter... I don't know these boys!

- Daddy! Dad! - I don't know where my... I don't... I go...

- Grigoriev! - Why don't you know?! Daddy!

- Look at your daddy... Prodigal! - Where is my daughter? My daughter...

- Daddy! Dad! Dad! Dad!

- Start quickly... Throw him something... Start, hurry up! - Yeah... I... I can...

- Where is a girl? - Don't sit on your site, join...

- Where were you for 10 years?! - Mom, what are you?!

More energetic! Threaten! Don't fear, paid for all!

Beat him more...

- I haven't slept by nights, working on two jobs! - I think, it's good... You can call the guard.

- Do not! - I brought them up alone, raised them up!

Security... Guards!

The tension in the studio reaches its culmination!

- Where are you going?! Get off your hands!

- Advertising... Advertising... - Let me go, I said!

- Advertising! - I said, let me go! - Advertising...

Gorokhov, hold on!

Quietly, "Mother", quietly...

- How are you? - Normally... - Yeah...

- Does it hurt - Nope...

- Vigorous children... - What children! - Well... Boys... so temperamental...

When will I fire you?

Where did you get these crooks? It's the air show...

- Did you hit yourself? - Okay... - Alright, it will heal for the wedding!

Thank you, guys!

- You are welcome! - Good for you!

- Guys... - Live show... - Where is a girl, eh?

Mom... Dad... A-ah... Mom... Dad...

And you're here!

What are you doing here?

- Did you like it? - It was remarkable...

Pineapples in champagne! Pineapples in champagne!

Clowns!

Surprisingly tasty, sparkling and sharp! I'm something Norwegian!

A-ah... Where is everyone?

Who is "everyone"?

I'm something Spanish!

A-ah... The casting for the show?

That's it! The show ended, boys...

- But results? - It's over... - Let's go...

I'm inspired! And take up my pen!

- Let's go! - Yeah...

- Oh! You! Hello! - Hey! - Hey!

How are you? OK?

- Yeah, alright! We've starred in a show! - Wow-wow... wow... - Congratulations!

- Thank you... - Want me to bring you out? - Oh! With pleasure!

Well, if it's not difficult for you...

- Alice! - Coming... - Oops!

- Where do I bring you out? - How much must I wait!? - Coming, Dad...

- Nowhere! - Me too...

Okay, see you later...

Wow!

Phew...

"KID'S TEARS FACTORY"

Yeah! How do you like this 'Alice'?!

Her father is a real monster!

Children are not responsible for their fathers!

It would be nice!

What a beautiful name: "Alice!"

U-uh... "Fiancé"!

- Who is the "fiancé"?! - You are "fiancé"!

Am I the "fiancé"?!

Listen, Ilya... Hit me the eye...

Why, Vitya!?

Well, maybe a bruise will appear...

Otherwise, my father will beat me for this truancy...

And yours, what will he do?

I don't know, perhaps, he will say something...

And what?

For example, "the smart learns from mistakes of others, but the fool on his own "...

- That's all? - That's all!

Listen, Ilya... Can I go to you now?

Otherwise, think up what we will tell at the school tomorrow...

Of course! You'll meet my Dad!

Phew... Will he tell me something?

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