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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Collective-AMC
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Look, they are fine.
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I'm only trying to vibe.
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It's their birthday, sis.
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It's their birthday.
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It's illegal now.
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It ain't illegal, but sis.
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Oh my god.
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You can't say shit like that, bro.
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Oh, now we got to stop fishing and give
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us some kind of random girl.
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She's not some random girl.
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We've been like flirting with each other
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since fucking grade eight.
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I got to at least shoot
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my shot before I leave.
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This works to be fishy.
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I have every girl in
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town, every single room.
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That's terrible.
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That's not true.
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That's not true.
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Oh my god.
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I'm so sorry.
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Holy shit.
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I'm so sorry.
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Are you OK?
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Is my next to this?
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Oh, you're good.
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I'm going to be honest,
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and I'm going to tell her
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I'm leaving in three weeks
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if that least one's banging.
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That must have been God's plan.
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That's out of my hands.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, OK.
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You got to slow down.
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You got to slow down.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm actually used to driving
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boats that drive like this,
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not this.
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You actually get your boating license.
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I've been operating heavy
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machinery since I was eight.
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OK.
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Oh, shit.
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Sorry.
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You know, it's an idea.
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Oh, wait.
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I don't think boating
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licenses are like a real thing.
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It's like a formality.
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You guys got it?
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Yeah.
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OK.
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OK, grab that rope at the end.
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Oh my gosh.
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That's a fucking death
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experience right there.
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Christ.
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OK.
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Oh.
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I made it.
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I'm just going to take a life.
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You got this.
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Have fun in there.
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Thank you.
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You be safe, kid.
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Wrap it up.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my back is thrown.
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I know.
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It's my neck.
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They're like-- they're
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a medical marvel, right?
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That's true.
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They like share our UTIs.
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That is true.
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Right?
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We need them.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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They're fine for us.
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We should fight for them.
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So you said you were
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leaving town really soon, right?
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22 days.
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OK, shit.
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It's like that.
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You have to do a countdown.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, there is one thing I'll really
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miss about this place.
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Her hair is starting to melt.
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It's going to ruin the surprise.
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That looks like a shame.
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It took me an hour.
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Show me your hair, son.
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No, so listen.
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I had an uncle.
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My aunt married this guy,
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but then they got divorced.
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But he had a guinea pig.
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The pet smart that he bought it from, he
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had-- she had a kid.
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And the kid gave me the drugs.
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Uh, so a literal stranger.
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No, no, no, listen.
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He said that they're super
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rare and that they're from South
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America, Africa.
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Do you just chew them?
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I'll look it up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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How do you spell hallucinogenic?
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Yeah, it's Africa.
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I don't know.
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My trumps.
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Um, I think when I chew them, we're like,
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maybe I heard you can
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make like some type of
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verbal tea with them or some shit.
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Finally.
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No, we're not making tea with them.
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I heard if you make tea with them, you
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can't draw how you get it.
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Did you?
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What were you doing?
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Not now, Mom.
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You guys think we're very busy, huh?
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I'm trying to do drugs, Mom.
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[laughs]
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I-- I-- OK, wow, wow, wow.
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OK.
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[cheering]
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I mean, if you're driving like that.
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[music playing]
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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[screaming] [music playing]
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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Before we get too far into it, should we
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make like an emergency
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plan just in case-- in
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case anything bad happens?
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No, nothing bad is going to happen.
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That's like the whole point of shrooms.
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Nothing bad happens on shrooms.
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What if one of us like gets too high and
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like says something fucked up
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and it like changes the
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fabric of our friendship forever?
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[music playing]
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[laughing]
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[music playing]
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[laughing] [music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music
playing] [music playing]
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[music playing]
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Um, 10, 2.5.
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No, not the whole
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bag. That's way too many.
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Yeah, that's why you
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gotta get your weight up.
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2. Eliot.
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You old bitch.
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Now you experience a fucking-- I don't
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know, like a new level of consciousness
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or some shit tonight.
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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Bro. Bro.
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Oh my god. You're cropping.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Don't you guys wanna get there?
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Yeah, let's go. All right, 1, 2, 3.
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[music playing]
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I can't do it.
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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Oh, I'm scared.
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Are you?
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No, actually I'm a
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little-- I'm a little scared too.
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I'm weirdly not.
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[music playing]
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What the fuck was that?
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Um, there are bears
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here. Okay, um, let's--
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My mom told me. Shut up.
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Let's just be normal, guys, and talk
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about something normal.
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Something--
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Let's just talk about something normal.
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Um, can you like talk about your hopes
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and dreams or something?
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Eliot, please. My hopes and dreams?
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Fucking yes, hopes and dreams.
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Word, word. I've got
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hopes and dreams. Okay.
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Well, I'm-- I'm just excited that my life
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is like finally about to start.
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Um, I don't know.
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Even though the world is like literally
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on fire and full of uneducated racists,
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I'm just like trying to
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force myself to have hope.
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I just feel like moving to Toronto and
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like living in a city, going to school,
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like it all just feels right, you know?
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Ugh, like mad respect to my ancestors,
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but I do not want to
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be a third generation.
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I can't be a third generation cranberry
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farmer and like live in
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a town with 300 people.
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And I always feel bad every time I say
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that, but it's like,
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I've got energy. I've
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got hype. Like the world--
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The world is literally our fucking
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oyster. Like we've got to
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live, you know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my god. Are you
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tripping? Are you guys tripping?
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I don't know.
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I feel like grooving,
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man. I feel like grooving.
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What the fuck?
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Ru-- Ru--
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Oh, oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Row!
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I feel like grooving, man.
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Wow.
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I don't feel anything.
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You know, it's because you don't tell her
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you're drunk as well.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, freak.
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Who are you?
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Oh my god, this is Maud Island.
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Oh my god, I used to love this place.
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Damn, it's a shame some
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dickhead rich guy bought it all up.
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Sucks.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh yes. Oh yes.
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Oh my god, I miss chemicals.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Where did you come from?
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You tell me. You're the one that took a
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bunch of mushrooms and summoned me here.
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You work for my dad? Did he
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send you here to spy on me?
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That is so something you would do.
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No.
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That's funny. But no.
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God.
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I don't know how to say this.
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Yes.
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Elliot, come on.
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Dude, I'm you.
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Well, I'm 39 year old you.
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What?
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What's up?
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What the f- what are you talking about?
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You're me.
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Fuck off.
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What?
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You fuck off.
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Your teeth.
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Those aren't my teeth.
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What about my teeth?
290
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There's a fucking gap in your teeth. I
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don't have a gap in my teeth.
292
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Yeah, dude, fuck you. Wear your retainer.
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And your hair.
294
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It's so dry and it's dark.
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Take it easy.
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You bangs.
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I don't have bangs. I have no plan.
298
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Take it easy, bitch.
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First of all.
300
00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:54,000
And your boobs are
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saggy. My boobs aren't saggy.
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You can't even see my boobs.
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I don't see it.
304
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Oh my god.
305
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Forgot how fucking dense I was.
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Let me show you something.
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This.
308
00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:06,416
Right? Nine years old.
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Falling off that tractor
310
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out of the broken fence.
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Hurt like hell.
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Left boob.
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One cup smaller than the right.
314
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,208
And no, it never catches up to the right.
315
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But honestly, you get
316
00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:17,333
used to it and it's okay.
317
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Guys can't really tell.
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Girls can.
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But okay, more.
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Um, okay.
321
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Okay.
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Ta-da!
323
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,375
It's our missing pinky toe.
324
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,416
Oh!
325
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,833
Remember? From the tequila accident at
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00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:31,666
Ruthie's second wedding?
327
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:33,791
Oh, fuck.
328
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,416
That has not happened yet.
329
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,708
Shit, I shouldn't have said that.
330
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Actually, I kind of missed my toe.
331
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,000
Can I see it?
332
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:42,833
Holy shit.
333
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:46,333
Okay.
334
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:47,666
Am I?
335
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:48,625
Yeah.
336
00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:50,000
Nice!
337
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:50,666
Okay.
338
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,416
I'm feeling it.
339
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,833
I'm having a reaction to the shrooms.
340
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:56,541
They are working.
341
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,458
I'm hallucinating.
342
00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:09,875
I'm actually kind of
343
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,041
hot for being middle aged.
344
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:12,166
Okay, fuck you.
345
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,125
I'm 39 years old.
346
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,000
That's not middle aged.
347
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,458
No, that is middle aged.
348
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,500
No, it's not.
349
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,750
I am a very young adult.
350
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Really?
351
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:19,875
Yes.
352
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,583
I'm kind of getting milky vibes.
353
00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,041
Ooh, nobody says milky anymore.
354
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,500
I'm kind of gagging over it.
355
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,291
Nobody says gagging over it either.
356
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:27,291
So.
357
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,375
Wait, oh my god.
358
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:28,666
Okay.
359
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,000
Tell me everything.
360
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,083
Where do we live?
361
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,041
Do we have kids?
362
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:32,416
Are we like so happy and fulfilled?
363
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,666
I'm not sure. Are we like so happy and fulfilled?
364
00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:37,416
Oh my god, that is, yeah, wow.
365
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,208
I forgot how simple everything seemed.
366
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,291
Wait, that sounds dark.
367
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:40,958
Do you die?
368
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:41,750
Am I dead?
369
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,541
Does the planet just burn up and like
370
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,416
explode and we all
371
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,458
just suffocate and die?
372
00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:46,708
Oh my god, chill out.
373
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:47,041
No.
374
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:47,791
We're alive.
375
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,625
This is turning into a bad trip.
376
00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,041
I feel this is turning into a bad trip.
377
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:52,583
And I'm trying to have a good time.
378
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,166
You're gonna give me a
379
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:53,833
fucking pain in the time.
380
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:54,458
Okay, no, chill.
381
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:55,291
Just tell me something good.
382
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:56,500
Um, something good.
383
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:57,333
Um.
384
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,041
Why are you struggling
385
00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,166
to find something good?
386
00:11:59,250 --> 00:11:59,333
Ooh.
387
00:11:59,416 --> 00:11:59,750
From the future?
388
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:00,416
This is good.
389
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,291
I'm fucking psyched.
390
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,333
Okay, tell me.
391
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:08,500
That you are a PhD student.
392
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,166
Fuck yeah.
393
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,041
No.
394
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:16,583
What?
395
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:17,291
You're joking.
396
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,625
But I don't want to tell you in what
397
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:19,291
because I want you to have
398
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,250
something to look forward
399
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:20,666
to.
400
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,875
Look forward to?
401
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:22,125
Yeah.
402
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,958
Did you just tell me I'm in my forties
403
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,166
and I'm still in school?
404
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:26,166
Thirties.
405
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:27,833
Thirties.
406
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,416
Dude, what the fuck?
407
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,708
Did you honestly think that you were
408
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,583
gonna be married and
409
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:32,458
have multiple kids in your
410
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:33,916
dream job by the time you were 40?
411
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:36,375
Oh, you did?
412
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:36,666
Okay.
413
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:42,041
Wait.
414
00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:44,166
I just got the best idea.
415
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,208
You tell me who the next apple is.
416
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,875
I'll invest now and we get insanely rich.
417
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,166
Okay, I don't think that's a good idea.
418
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:51,833
Why?
419
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,833
Because I don't know how this shit works.
420
00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:56,125
I don't want to like fucking get bad
421
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,583
karma or like, I don't know.
422
00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,791
One thing happens and then the other shit
423
00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,166
happens and like, I don't know.
424
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:02,833
What is the point of this conversation?
425
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,000
If you can't give me some like solid
426
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,041
advice and I can just
427
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,041
make our life better.
428
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,208
That's not like the fix.
429
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:09,791
I don't, I don't think that's like...
430
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,125
You're telling me that wouldn't fix at
431
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,291
least a couple of your problems?
432
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,166
I don't think I...
433
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,416
Or is our life just so flawless and
434
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:16,958
perfect you don't
435
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:17,500
want to change anything?
436
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,958
Can you avoid anyone named Chad?
437
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:35,958
What?
438
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,000
Who the fuck is Chad?
439
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,375
You have one chance to tell your younger
440
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,333
self your biggest life
441
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,875
regrets and you ask me to
442
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,625
avoid someone named Chad?
443
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:49,791
Are you high?
444
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:50,333
No.
445
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,250
Just do it.
446
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,125
What's the weirdest fucking thing?
447
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,291
Oh my god.
448
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,541
Why didn't you answer?
449
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,416
I want to face
450
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,458
something wrong when I'm high.
451
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,916
Dude, I know mom can be
452
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,916
annoying but like be nice to her.
453
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,083
I'm so nice to mom.
454
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,375
I literally let her talk to me yesterday
455
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,291
about a hummingbird for 45 minutes.
456
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,166
That's cute.
457
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:18,375
It was annoying.
458
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,333
Honestly, you should hang out with her.
459
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,250
Like hang out with her.
460
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,208
Do stuff with her.
461
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,333
Oh my god.
462
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,125
That's what you look like mom.
463
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,041
That's what you look like.
464
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,416
You look exactly like mom.
465
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,000
What the fuck?
466
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:29,541
I know.
467
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,875
Do you get that?
468
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:31,166
Yes.
469
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,833
All the time everybody says that.
470
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:33,083
Everybody.
471
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,041
Holy shit.
472
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:34,541
That's crazy.
473
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,041
Everyone just turns into their mothers.
474
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:36,958
Yeah, basically.
475
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,083
Honestly, I thought it was a bad thing
476
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,333
but I kind of like it now.
477
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,291
Mom's cool.
478
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:42,625
It works.
479
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:42,875
It works?
480
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:43,708
Mom's cool.
481
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,250
Give me a hug.
482
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,208
Get in here.
483
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,333
This is so weird.
484
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:08,833
I thought I'd be happier at 40.
485
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,500
You are happy and I'm not 40 asshole.
486
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,291
You don't look happy.
487
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
I feel like you're
488
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,125
having a midlife crisis.
489
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,625
Well, I feel like you're high on
490
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,083
mushrooms so you don't know shit.
491
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:24,291
True.
492
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:31,833
I have an idea.
493
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,583
Can we kiss?
494
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:34,625
No.
495
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:35,250
What?
496
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:36,416
Why?
497
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:36,916
Why?
498
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:37,875
It's just a kiss.
499
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,583
It's not like sexual.
500
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,666
A kiss is innately sexual?
501
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:42,791
No it's not.
502
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,041
You don't want to know what
503
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,208
it's like to kiss yourself?
504
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,458
I mean yes I do but it's like you're
505
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,625
younger so it's weird.
506
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,541
Okay, can I at least touch my own ass?
507
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh my god, you need to be locked up.
508
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:54,708
It's just so quick.
509
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:55,375
I'm not gonna like...
510
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,541
I'm not gonna shove tongue in your mouth.
511
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:57,750
Fine, kiss me.
512
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,125
I don't care.
513
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,166
Really?
514
00:15:59,416 --> 00:15:59,583
Fine.
515
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:05,000
Oh my god.
516
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:05,500
What?
517
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:06,708
I just wanted to know if
518
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,833
it was like to kiss myself.
519
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:08,458
Okay.
520
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:09,375
Well now you know.
521
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:09,875
I loved it.
522
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,041
Now you know.
523
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,708
I'm fucking hot and you know it.
524
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:29,083
Okay, can I say one last thing?
525
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,083
Oh god.
526
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,791
I mean you already told me I'm a mature
527
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,458
student in the future so
528
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:36,458
it literally can't get any
529
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:36,708
worse.
530
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:37,500
No I'm serious.
531
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,583
You were so lucky.
532
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:45,958
Life will never be the
533
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,541
same as it is right now.
534
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:48,500
Great.
535
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,333
You're gonna go to the city and
536
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,750
everything's gonna be
537
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:58,333
exciting and busy and you don't
538
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,791
even go home for Thanksgiving this year.
539
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:00,583
You stay in the city.
540
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:02,875
You should go home.
541
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,833
The only thing you
542
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:08,833
can't get back is time.
543
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:12,666
When you get older it
544
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,375
goes by so fast dude.
545
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,083
So fast.
546
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:17,250
It sucks.
547
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:31,500
Elliot?
548
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:35,916
Elliot.
549
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:38,083
Oh my god.
550
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:38,708
Fine.
551
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:45,875
Where's your phone?
552
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:48,250
Phone.
553
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:49,625
To these.
554
00:17:53,000 --> 00:18:03,916
To these.
555
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:06,208
Weirdo.
556
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:24,000
Oh.
557
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:36,583
And then the body's hanging and it
558
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:37,500
sounded like slightly beyond.
559
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,083
Like so beautiful and good.
560
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:40,875
And then like hundreds of smaller bodies
561
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:41,958
all came out of the woods.
562
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,541
They spoke Mandarin though so like I'm
563
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,208
not sure what the lyrics
564
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,791
meant but they felt beautiful.
565
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,833
I'm so jealous you guys had good trips.
566
00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:50,625
Nah I mean many of you
567
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,791
ought to sell something as fuck.
568
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,541
I feel like you don't
569
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,708
tolerate drugs well Elliot.
570
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:01,750
Oh.
571
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,583
I didn't know you were here.
572
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,250
Yeah I go back a little bit ago.
573
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,041
I tried to call.
574
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,166
I had a cake for you.
575
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:10,000
No.
576
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,250
Yes.
577
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,083
Mom you guys had a cake?
578
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:13,833
Yeah.
579
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:15,291
I'm sorry.
580
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,500
No it's okay.
581
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:17,875
I thought I told you I
582
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,458
was leaving early with Ro.
583
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:20,500
Oh.
584
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,291
Well maybe you did you
585
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,208
know I probably forgot.
586
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:24,750
I'm sorry.
587
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,333
No don't be sorry.
588
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:30,000
Did you have fun?
589
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:31,916
Yeah.
590
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,125
You know I was so cold last night.
591
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:35,833
I was wondering if
592
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:36,666
you had enough blankets.
593
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,708
Yeah we were fine.
594
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,625
Well Lisa didn't rain you know I was
595
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,875
looking at the radar and
596
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,083
it said there was 15 percent
597
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,666
chance of rain at seven but
598
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,708
you know then it went east.
599
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,791
Yeah we were good.
600
00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:56,750
Okay.
601
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,458
I'll give you to it.
602
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:12,916
[D tendon vibrates]
603
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,708
(sniffing)
604
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:49,000
What are you guys doing?
605
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,291
Mom, sir, what are you doing down here
606
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,250
at the aspect of dawn?
607
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,333
It's 11.
608
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:56,541
(laughing)
609
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,041
It's 11?
610
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:58,291
Shit.
611
00:20:59,208 --> 00:20:59,416
(door slams)
612
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,875
I'm here, I'm here.
613
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:04,541
It's hard to leave.
614
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,708
Almost gave up on you, kiddo.
615
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:14,625
(soft music)
616
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,583
(door slams)
617
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:45,958
(birds chirping)
618
00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:02,833
(soft music)
619
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:13,333
(screaming)
620
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,083
What the fuck?
621
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,166
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
622
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:16,666
What the fuck?
623
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,541
How long have you been here for?
624
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,833
I've been here for like five minutes.
625
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,416
About five minutes then.
626
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:24,625
What were you doing
627
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:25,791
down there for so long?
628
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:26,750
That's some weird shit.
629
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:27,750
I was just swimming around.
630
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:29,708
I wasn't doing any weird stuff.
631
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,000
Okay, well, fuck, I'm naked.
632
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,125
So don't come over here.
633
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,500
Don't go under and open
634
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:35,416
your eyes or some shit.
635
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:36,958
Okay.
636
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:46,500
Just so you know,
637
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,541
there's like zero visibility down there.
638
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,333
Like I couldn't even see
639
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,958
like a subway sandwich tonight.
640
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,583
So, you're okay.
641
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,875
Okay, all right.
642
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:05,583
(water splashing)
643
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,625
I'll take the fun first day.
644
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:10,291
I learned so much
645
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,208
stuff about cranberries.
646
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,833
Did you know that
647
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,416
cranberry has four pockets of air?
648
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,041
Wait, you work here, Washington?
649
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:20,000
Yeah, boy.
650
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:22,958
Tom's actually such a cool guy.
651
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:25,208
You're lucky he's your dad.
652
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,916
I just know he's my dad.
653
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,041
You got the exact same face?
654
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:31,750
Sub, you're the girl version.
655
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:33,958
Hey. Same cheeks.
656
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,916
Thanks, I love hearing that.
657
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:36,833
It's really nice.
658
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,916
(water splashing)
659
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,083
What was your real name?
660
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,041
Chad.
661
00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:51,041
What, what did you just say?
662
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,833
I said my name's Chad.
663
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:54,708
Is that short for anything?
664
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,041
Chadwick, Chandler,
665
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,541
Charles, Chad, Michael Murray?
666
00:23:59,291 --> 00:23:59,875
That's just Chad.
667
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:00,875
Come on, run.
668
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,250
I gotta go, I gotta go.
669
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,583
Turn around, like close your eyes.
670
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:04,208
Just chill. We're supposed to be.
671
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:06,958
Hey, wait, what's in here?
672
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,666
It's red, red, bravado.
673
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:11,916
Like that guy?
674
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:31,375
(soft music) (soft music)
675
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,416
(soft music)
676
00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:02,500
(soft music)
677
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:02,625
(soft music)
678
00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:08,791
(soft music)
679
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:08,875
(soft music)
680
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:09,833
(soft music)
681
00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:12,333
(screams)
682
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,291
(water splashing)
683
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,166
Ew, a bowl of rice.
684
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,291
That's never good.
685
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:21,875
You're supposed to be waterproof.
686
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,625
Well, what is this?
687
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:24,708
Cool, yeah, thanks, Spencer.
688
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:25,791
(door slams)
689
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,916
(sighs)
690
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,083
(soft music)
691
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,708
Holy shit, this works.
692
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:40,541
Who is this?
693
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:41,958
Who the fuck is this?
694
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:42,500
I'm serious, you do
695
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,250
not wanna fuck with me.
696
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:43,916
I'm not the one.
697
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,375
Oh wow, you sound so tough.
698
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:46,958
Elliot, you freak, it's me.
699
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,625
It's me, I put my number in
700
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:49,500
your phone the other night,
701
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,708
but honestly, I did not
702
00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:51,500
know this was working.
703
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:52,333
Crazy.
704
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,125
Wait, so are you following all my advice
705
00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,208
and hanging out with the family?
706
00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:59,000
Oh, have you played golf with Max yet?
707
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:00,416
I really think you should.
708
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,875
No, no, I haven't
709
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,000
played golf with Max yet,
710
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:04,916
because up until two
711
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,250
hours ago in a minute, Chad,
712
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,833
I thought you were just a figment
713
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:09,125
of my fucked up mushroom grain.
714
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,875
So give me a fucking second.
715
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:13,666
Oh my God, you're so dramatic.
716
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:14,833
To comprehend the fact
717
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:15,750
that I'm on the phone
718
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,166
with my old ass.
719
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:18,333
I thought that was funny.
720
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,833
I didn't let you touch it, so I felt bad.
721
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,833
Wait, so are you like
722
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,000
at the bar right now?
723
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,000
It must be, oh, it's 6.30, oh my gosh.
724
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,291
You guys are gonna sit down for dinner,
725
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:29,458
that's so sweet.
726
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:30,833
Did dad make his salmon?
727
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:32,666
Oh, I miss salmon so much.
728
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,458
Eat all of it now
729
00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:34,291
while you're still around.
730
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:36,291
You know, it would be so funny.
731
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,166
Do an official thing that mom loves,
732
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:38,833
it'll make her laugh.
733
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:40,125
Wait, is mom dead?
734
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:40,791
What?
735
00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:42,458
Are you telling me to make mom laugh
736
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:43,250
because she's fucking dead?
737
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,291
No, no, no, we just can't do the fish,
738
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,333
no, she's totally alive, chill.
739
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,083
Thank God, I need to die before mom dies.
740
00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:53,541
Dude, that's fucking dark.
741
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,666
I have to tell my dad
742
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,458
because he's shut up.
743
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:56,916
Wait a minute, hang on.
744
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,791
Wait a minute, David!
745
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:01,375
Look, dude, I gotta
746
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:02,541
go, I'll call you later.
747
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:14,375
(phone beeping)
748
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,208
(phone ringing)
749
00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:19,958
Sweetheart, do you need anything else?
750
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:22,833
Here, yeah, can you pass me that?
751
00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:28,666
I can't believe it was just like, real.
752
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,625
I know, me either, honestly.
753
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:31,958
So weird.
754
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,750
Okay, what do you do now?
755
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:38,125
I don't know, I guess you take my advice
756
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:39,750
and make our life better.
757
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,250
Jesus, no pressure.
758
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,291
But I don't wanna
759
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,500
tell you too much, okay?
760
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,750
I'm afraid I'll ruin
761
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,166
like the surprises of life
762
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:47,583
or whatever.
763
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,000
No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
764
00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:50,500
We hate surprises, remember?
765
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:51,708
Yes, we hate them.
766
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:52,250
Also, we have like no idea.
767
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:54,166
We have like no idea how this works,
768
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,041
so maybe you don't
769
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,208
tell anyone about this.
770
00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:57,583
Yeah, I was not planning on that.
771
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,625
And you won't tell our gorgeous wife
772
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,958
and three children either, right?
773
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:03,416
Three children, oh my God, Elliot,
774
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,083
nobody's allowed to have
775
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,000
three children anymore.
776
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,583
Look, just listen to me,
777
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,166
don't do anything stupid,
778
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:09,916
and we'll be fine.
779
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,250
It's gonna work, I promise.
780
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:11,750
I think.
781
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,333
Oh, oh, oh shit!
782
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:14,958
Oh, oh shit!
783
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,125
(screaming)
784
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:17,375
You got you, okay,
785
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,458
and if I don't kill us,
786
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,458
will you tell me when we
787
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:20,416
have our first threesome?
788
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,625
Oh my God, dude, I wish I had the energy
789
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:23,583
to have sex with one
790
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:24,833
person, let alone two.
791
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:25,458
Come on.
792
00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:26,708
Go hang out with your brothers.
793
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:27,833
Alla, kazam!
794
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:28,583
Ooh!
795
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:29,333
I don't think you
796
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,416
remember how annoying they are.
797
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:32,000
Why do you even wanna come?
798
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,083
Because I'm leaving soon,
799
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:38,208
and I want us to bond.
800
00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:42,250
Anything new in your life?
801
00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:43,958
Not really.
802
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,375
Are you gonna miss me when I'm gone?
803
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:51,375
No.
804
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:54,500
There.
805
00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,458
Dude, there's absolutely no way
806
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:01,541
this is making our life better.
807
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,833
Dude, you played one game, try harder.
808
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:04,625
(door slams)
809
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:05,583
Ow, Max!
810
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:09,458
Hi, hi, can I help you with anything?
811
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,041
Ah, you can take out the garbage.
812
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,166
This advice really sucks dick, dude.
813
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,958
Oh, shut up, you literally sucked it.
814
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:18,583
(gun fires)
815
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:21,291
Ray, Raymond!
816
00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:23,416
Wait, wait, wait, wait, is that Chaz?
817
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,416
Yo, get the fuck out of there!
818
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:26,666
My God! I'm gone!
819
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:27,541
I literally am.
820
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,500
I told you to stay away from that guy.
821
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,083
I know!
822
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,583
I got this, we're good!
823
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:34,333
We're stressing over nothing!
824
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,708
I'm not gonna fuck this up.
825
00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:40,958
(water splashing)
826
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:43,666
(water bubbling)
827
00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,625
(water bubbling)
828
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,666
(water bubbling)
829
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,291
(screaming)
830
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:57,791
What's going on?
831
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:58,541
I don't know, it was a
832
00:29:58,625 --> 00:29:59,833
motherfucking evil snake,
833
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:00,500
but I swear to God.
834
00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:01,750
What did it look like?
835
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,958
It was like, it was brown
836
00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:03,916
and it was like this big
837
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,583
and it fucking looked
838
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,500
right on me and it left.
839
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:06,750
I'll be right back.
840
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,750
(water splashing)
841
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:13,083
(water splashing)
842
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:13,416
(screaming)
843
00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:17,041
(water splashing)
844
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,375
I got him!
845
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,458
I got him!
846
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,916
He put up a good fight, but in the end,
847
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,125
I was stronger,
848
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,583
smarter, and faster than him.
849
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,500
(growling)
850
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,208
Someday, what's wrong with you?
851
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:42,125
(laughing)
852
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,416
How much horsepower does your boat have?
853
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,000
I do have a boat.
854
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,833
Can I start driving it?
855
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,500
Don't keep peeping, Tom.
856
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:53,541
I wasn't peeping, Tommy.
857
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,791
I was just looking out at the open water.
858
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,500
Are you taking care of rides sometimes?
859
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:02,625
Okay.
860
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,625
No, no, I'm not gonna
861
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:06,791
take you for a ride.
862
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,333
I barely know you.
863
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:09,916
You could be and you most
864
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
likely are a fucking murderer.
865
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:12,833
I'm not a murderer.
866
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,333
I promise.
867
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,833
You are a murderer.
868
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,166
I will murder you.
869
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,000
How about that?
870
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,250
Tom's like, deciding to be
871
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,583
broken right now, I mean.
872
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:29,833
What happened?
873
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:31,416
I have no idea.
874
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:31,916
I went down earlier
875
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,750
and it just didn't start.
876
00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:35,000
Maybe I can fix.
877
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,625
What are you, a mechanic murderer now?
878
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,291
No.
879
00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,416
I worked at my dad's
880
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,583
mechanic shop my whole life.
881
00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:46,625
Oh.
882
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,000
You bonded and insured?
883
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,791
Just let me fix the damn boat, Romano!
884
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,166
You having those pliers?
885
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,375
You gonna take over the farm one day?
886
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,583
I have zero, zero desire to be a farmer.
887
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,500
Plus, my brother wants to do it,
888
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:13,375
so I'm just like, cool, you do it.
889
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,541
My middle brother, my younger brother
890
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,541
just wants to move to Ireland
891
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:17,666
and marry this famous actress
892
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,125
whose name I can never say right.
893
00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:21,208
So you're shirona, right?
894
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:22,791
Why do you know that?
895
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,083
Oh, because I love her, man.
896
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:24,750
Have you seen Little Women?
897
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:26,375
Yeah, a hundred times.
898
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,500
So if you weren't a
899
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:30,500
farmer, what would you be doing?
900
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,708
I don't know, not totally sure yet.
901
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,416
What was that?
902
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:43,333
I just thought that if
903
00:32:43,416 --> 00:32:44,125
you didn't want to take over
904
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,208
your family legacy, then
905
00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:46,041
maybe you'd have some sort
906
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:48,208
of big aspiration, you
907
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,708
know, like saving the planet
908
00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:52,208
or becoming prime minister or something.
909
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:55,000
Well, I can't speak French, Chad,
910
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,458
so my dreams of becoming prime minister
911
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,583
have sadly been put to bed.
912
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:58,458
Like, the fuck?
913
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,458
I'm going to go to battle.
914
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,416
The conduit of the war is over.
915
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,625
What's up, Ryan?
916
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:14,833
(soft music)
917
00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:16,125
(speaking in foreign language)
918
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:26,041
Okay, I'm never going on a
919
00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:27,083
boat ride with you, okay?
920
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,208
You can't speak French.
921
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,750
Yeah, well, I'm
922
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,250
smarter than I look, Chad.
923
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:36,333
I think you look smart.
924
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,291
Stop being so nice.
925
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,750
Okay, fucker.
926
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:43,333
No.
927
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,750
Okay, can you just tell me, like, what
928
00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,125
does this Chad guy do
929
00:33:59,291 --> 00:33:59,666
again, because
930
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,375
honestly, he seems so harmless.
931
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,041
Like, I've never been
932
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,750
less threatened by anyone,
933
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,541
I don't think.
934
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:09,000
Oh my God, what happened?
935
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
Nothing, nothing happened.
936
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,750
He was acting all nice
937
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:13,708
and he fixed the boat.
938
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,625
He let him fix the boat, no.
939
00:34:15,708 --> 00:34:19,708
He basically made me let him, okay?
940
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:22,875
Don't you remember that?
941
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:26,291
Yeah, I do.
942
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:31,125
He's like, he's like this
943
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,958
weird mix of being so lovable
944
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:34,583
that I just want to protect him
945
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:35,416
and just being so
946
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,666
basic, I want to punch him
947
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,125
in his weirdly symmetrical face.
948
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:42,750
Jesus!
949
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,208
I'm not gonna, I can admit
950
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:47,416
someone's face is symmetrical
951
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:48,666
and not fuck them.
952
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:50,208
God.
953
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:54,583
Hello?
954
00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:01,583
Dude, are you okay?
955
00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:05,250
Wait.
956
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,125
Have you ever, like,
957
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,291
off-roaded with this thing,
958
00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:13,750
just like, like, monster truck style?
959
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:14,083
No.
960
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:15,250
I would.
961
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:17,750
Sorry, I'm not cool like you.
962
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,666
Hey, you're cool.
963
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,791
Mom and Dad tell you to say that too?
964
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:22,458
What does that mean?
965
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,166
I know they asked you
966
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,375
to hang out with me,
967
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,833
otherwise you'd never be seen with me.
968
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,708
You're an idiot.
969
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,500
They didn't ask me to hang out with you.
970
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:35,375
Do you actually think I
971
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,416
wouldn't want to be seen with you?
972
00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,958
I mean, yeah.
973
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:39,916
Why?
974
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,875
Because I'm everything that annoys you.
975
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:45,458
I like farming, I play
976
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:47,500
sports, I hate euphoria.
977
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,791
On my last birthday card you wrote,
978
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:53,500
"I'd wish you a happy birthday,
979
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,541
"but cis white men don't
980
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:55,583
need any more happiness."
981
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,458
That was a joke.
982
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:00,333
It was.
983
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:04,041
Okay, sorry, I should have written,
984
00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:06,500
"The gender binary is killing us all,
985
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,666
"I hope you don't outlive the planet."
986
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:18,875
I'm sorry.
987
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,666
I'm sorry, I know I've been, like,
988
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,458
like, narrow-minded about
989
00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:27,750
some stuff and that's fucked up,
990
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,500
so I'm sorry.
991
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:31,750
And I genuinely think you're, like,
992
00:36:32,666 --> 00:36:37,166
the realist, like, good person vibes.
993
00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:40,625
And I'm not
994
00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:41,541
embarrassed to be seen with you,
995
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:42,208
I thought you were
996
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:43,166
embarrassed to be seen with me.
997
00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:45,166
Oh, I am.
998
00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:50,958
It reminds me of such a precise score.
999
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:51,708
This is why I say
1000
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:52,375
that the form is a form.
1001
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:53,583
And I'm sure, why am I sure?
1002
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,125
Because you don't have the right form.
1003
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:07,083
(soft music)
1004
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:11,833
Hi.
1005
00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:13,291
Hi, pumpkin.
1006
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:14,666
How was your day?
1007
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,083
It was fine.
1008
00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:20,083
How was yours?
1009
00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:22,500
Very good.
1010
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:24,666
Good.
1011
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,708
Okay, if we weren't the same person
1012
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,500
and you just met me at a party,
1013
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,333
do you think you'd even like me?
1014
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,041
Okay, you wanna know
1015
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,541
what's one of the best things
1016
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:36,333
about getting older?
1017
00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:37,250
What?
1018
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,416
You stop worrying so much
1019
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,833
about if other people like you.
1020
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:41,875
It's kinda great.
1021
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:45,750
I feel like, I feel like
1022
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:46,875
I've been kind of an asshole.
1023
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:48,416
You're just 18.
1024
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,458
Honestly, everyone's kind
1025
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:51,625
of an asshole at that age.
1026
00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:53,166
Why?
1027
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:55,916
Are you okay?
1028
00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:00,791
Oh, yeah.
1029
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:01,916
Hello.
1030
00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:04,416
I just feel like
1031
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,666
everything that used to make sense
1032
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,625
doesn't anymore.
1033
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:07,000
Yeah.
1034
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,000
Like, even Chelsea, like she's,
1035
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,166
she's literally been my
1036
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,958
dream girl for so long.
1037
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:13,916
Like, you know how long.
1038
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,541
Yeah, I know.
1039
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:16,375
And she's so hot, and
1040
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:17,416
the sex is so amazing.
1041
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,666
I'm so confused.
1042
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:19,791
Like, why aren't I more into this?
1043
00:38:20,041 --> 00:38:22,583
Well, this isn't gonna be the last time
1044
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,208
you get exactly what you want
1045
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,000
it isn't what you wanted.
1046
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:29,875
Have you ever known what you want, then?
1047
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:31,791
Like, when you actually fall in love,
1048
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:32,791
how do you know that it's real?
1049
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,708
Uh...you don't.
1050
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,375
I feel like it's just
1051
00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,458
like everything feels right,
1052
00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,916
even when it's really hard.
1053
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:42,166
Correct me if I'm wrong.
1054
00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,166
Uh, yeah, you're wrong.
1055
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,250
You're very wrong.
1056
00:38:46,041 --> 00:38:46,250
Sorry.
1057
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:48,291
It's just hard to explain.
1058
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:50,625
Try! Give me something!
1059
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:51,500
Okay.
1060
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:52,750
Good.
1061
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,625
I mean, okay, love.
1062
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:58,666
Like, help me love?
1063
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:02,458
I guess it's like...
1064
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:07,250
safety and freedom, all at once?
1065
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,500
Sick. Sick.
1066
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:13,833
Safety and freedom.
1067
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,166
Okay?
1068
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,500
Okay, look, I know it
1069
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:17,958
doesn't sound romantic to you,
1070
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,541
but it is. Trust me.
1071
00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:20,541
God.
1072
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:22,833
[sighs]
1073
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:32,916
[somber music]
1074
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:42,333
[panting]
1075
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,666
[panting]
1076
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,166
[phone ringing]
1077
00:39:54,250 --> 00:40:04,583
[indistinct chatter]
1078
00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:06,750
[door opens]
1079
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:07,333
[indistinct chatter]
1080
00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:07,958
[indistinct chatter]
1081
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:08,291
[indistinct chatter]
1082
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:10,333
Dad, give your little brother a break.
1083
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:11,375
Oh, good morning,
1084
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,000
Elliot. Have you met Chad?
1085
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:15,500
Uh...
1086
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,583
He's working here this summer.
1087
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,625
He was kind enough to come and help Dad
1088
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:20,916
with the tractor this morning.
1089
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,166
Come on, sit down.
1090
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,791
Have some pancakes before they get cold.
1091
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,458
Here, yeah. Did you pass me that?
1092
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,208
Yep.
1093
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:34,000
Sup?
1094
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:35,458
Sup?
1095
00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:39,208
So, uh, you were telling us
1096
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:41,083
about your plans after undergrad.
1097
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,166
Oh, yeah. Um...
1098
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,041
Yeah, well, I originally
1099
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,750
wanted to get into engineering,
1100
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,375
but now I think I'm leaning
1101
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,958
more towards biotechnology
1102
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,083
and, um, hopefully getting my master's
1103
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,666
in pharmaceutical science, uh,
1104
00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:58,500
to focus on, like, underfunded cancer
1105
00:40:58,583 --> 00:40:59,708
drug research and stuff.
1106
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,166
That's very cool. A
1107
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,750
literal angel in our presence.
1108
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:03,750
[laughter]
1109
00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:05,125
If you want to be a drug doctor,
1110
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:05,750
why are you spending your
1111
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:06,625
summer on a cranberry farm?
1112
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,708
Oh, for the money and the fame.
1113
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:10,666
He's a chatzwick, Elliot?
1114
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:13,500
One of the original
1115
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:15,041
cranberry farmers in the area.
1116
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,416
Owned the place two lines down.
1117
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:19,375
His grandfather was close
1118
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,500
friends with your grandfather.
1119
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,583
You two are practically blood.
1120
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,166
Are we related?
1121
00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,041
Well, I think it's
1122
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:29,958
wonderful that you're staying
1123
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:30,625
with your grandmother.
1124
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:31,500
She must be thrilled.
1125
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,541
Yeah, I never, uh, met my grandfather,
1126
00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:38,250
or, um, I even got to see the farm
1127
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:39,458
before it got sold or anything,
1128
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,625
because he died before I was born.
1129
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,833
But, yeah, it's been--
1130
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:43,791
it's been really nice.
1131
00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:45,250
I think I just wanted to
1132
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,375
get in touch with my roots
1133
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,041
if that isn't the
1134
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:50,083
cheesiest thing you've ever heard.
1135
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,375
No. It's not cheesy. That's wonderful.
1136
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,625
No. No.
1137
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:56,250
I think that's nice.
1138
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:57,875
We wait for our tea time, Max.
1139
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,958
Uh, Chad, do you want
1140
00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:04,458
to come golfing with us?
1141
00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:05,375
You want Chad to come?
1142
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,625
Mm-hmm. You don't have to.
1143
00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:10,750
I-- if-- I would love to. If that's--
1144
00:42:11,625 --> 00:42:12,541
Okay, great. Let me get
1145
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,041
you some coffees to go.
1146
00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:16,125
Oh!
1147
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,166
[laughs]
1148
00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,916
Dude, what? You're insane.
1149
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,458
You're the real deal. You're a
1150
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,791
professional golfer, okay?
1151
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:25,666
You should have told me.
1152
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:27,500
I'm about to embarrass myself.
1153
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,208
Oh, come on. I'm sure you're
1154
00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,291
better than you think you are.
1155
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:31,083
Nope.
1156
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,958
Elliot, uh, Elliot said you were gonna
1157
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:36,625
take over the farm, man.
1158
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,041
You should just be a golfer.
1159
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,833
Yeah, I mean, my mom and
1160
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:40,791
dad are selling the farm,
1161
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:42,875
so it might be my only option now.
1162
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:44,416
What?
1163
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:47,541
Who told you mom and
1164
00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:48,500
dad are selling the farm?
1165
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,333
Uh, mom and dad?
1166
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:52,041
What?
1167
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,041
Dude, what the fuck?
1168
00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:56,833
Actually, what are you talking about?
1169
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:58,125
What? Like they would
1170
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,125
tell you and not me.
1171
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:00,708
Thought you wouldn't care,
1172
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:01,791
because you're not taking it over anyway.
1173
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:02,333
What?
1174
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:03,958
All you do is talk about leaving.
1175
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1176
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,833
Mom and dad are not selling the farm.
1177
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,166
We'll go to them and be
1178
00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:10,125
like, "This is fucked.
1179
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,416
You can't sell it." They won't sell it.
1180
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,541
I already tried that. It didn't work.
1181
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,291
Fuck, really?
1182
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,416
Max, why are you acting
1183
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,541
like this isn't a big deal?
1184
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,333
Why are you not upset?
1185
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:21,208
I am upset.
1186
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:22,500
You don't look upset at all.
1187
00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:23,750
Well, I've known for a while.
1188
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,208
You've known for a while?
1189
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,000
So I'm old upset.
1190
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,958
Old upset is different than new upset.
1191
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,541
How have I been so left out of this?
1192
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:32,666
You gotta leave yourself out, Elliot.
1193
00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:35,166
Max!
1194
00:43:39,666 --> 00:43:39,875
Dad!
1195
00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:41,958
Dad!
1196
00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:44,333
You're selling the farm?
1197
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:46,166
This isn't fake.
1198
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,750
This is our lifeblood.
1199
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:50,333
This is our group, our
1200
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:51,416
blood sweat and tears,
1201
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,541
our history, our literal life.
1202
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:54,333
Sorry, Elliot.
1203
00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:56,833
I honestly didn't think you'd care.
1204
00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:57,666
Are you selling it
1205
00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:58,708
because I'm not taking it over?
1206
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,541
No, there are lots of reasons,
1207
00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:01,833
none of which have to do with you.
1208
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,000
I'm really sorry, Elliot.
1209
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:09,666
It's already in progress.
1210
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:10,875
We got a really good off
1211
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:12,041
where we couldn't turn down.
1212
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:13,708
We'll pass it over
1213
00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:14,791
after the fall harvest.
1214
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:17,875
And you were just never gonna mention it?
1215
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:18,750
Of course we were.
1216
00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:20,583
We tried a few times.
1217
00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:23,208
Hard to peg you down, kiddo.
1218
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,625
I thought you'd be happy about it.
1219
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,916
All you talk about is leaving this place.
1220
00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:30,666
Oh my God, I assumed
1221
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,708
we would always be here.
1222
00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:32,625
You know what they say.
1223
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,500
Assumptions are made,
1224
00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:36,375
most assumptions are wrong.
1225
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,208
Is that what they say, Dad?
1226
00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:40,208
Why don't you put on the hand to hold it?
1227
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:52,833
Where are you?
1228
00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:54,333
Why are you not answering?
1229
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,666
I've sent you like 50 fucking messages.
1230
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,708
Max told me about the farm.
1231
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,458
Is there anything I
1232
00:45:11,541 --> 00:45:14,375
can do, like, to stop it?
1233
00:45:16,958 --> 00:45:20,625
I only have a week left here.
1234
00:45:20,708 --> 00:46:15,166
Just please call me, okay? [music]
1235
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:28,458
Are you doing anything right now?
1236
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,083
You want to help me sell my boat?
1237
00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,541
Yeah, I had heard some rumors, like,
1238
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,625
about zoning changes,
1239
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:43,000
and it was affecting the reservoir ponds,
1240
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,041
and something like that.
1241
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,541
And I, I don't know.
1242
00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:49,083
I didn't know it was a
1243
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,375
for sure thing, but...
1244
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,208
Fuck.
1245
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,416
So even the summer boy
1246
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,625
workers knew about it before me.
1247
00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:58,333
Well, summer boy workers?
1248
00:46:58,958 --> 00:46:59,916
I was fine leaving.
1249
00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:03,958
I was really excited to leave, but I just
1250
00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:04,625
always thought it was going
1251
00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:05,875
to be here to come back to.
1252
00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:08,916
So it feels really different now.
1253
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,416
Because when I leave,
1254
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,041
I'm saying goodbye forever.
1255
00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:20,666
And I eat goodbyes.
1256
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,250
I just really wish that time would just
1257
00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,750
stop for a second so I could enjoy it for
1258
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:30,458
a little bit longer.
1259
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:38,458
Sorry.
1260
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,250
I shouldn't be venting all this at you,
1261
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,333
like, throwing it at you.
1262
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,750
What? Dude, no. I, I
1263
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,375
actually, uh, I get it.
1264
00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:54,291
Do you remember the last time you went
1265
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,625
out with friends as a kid and just played
1266
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,583
pretend the whole day?
1267
00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:03,458
I remember doing that a lot.
1268
00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:06,208
Yeah. Do you remember the very, very last
1269
00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:07,166
time you ever did it?
1270
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:07,875
I remember.
1271
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:13,250
Isn't that sad?
1272
00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,416
You know, to think that there was a time
1273
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,833
when you were out biking around with your
1274
00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:20,041
friends, pretending you were getting
1275
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:23,208
chased by zombies, you were just all
1276
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,500
dirty and sweaty and having
1277
00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:25,666
the best time, and then...
1278
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:31,333
went home and parked your bike in the
1279
00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:35,208
garage and went to bed not realizing that
1280
00:48:35,291 --> 00:48:36,708
that was the last time you were ever
1281
00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:37,791
going to get to do that.
1282
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:43,750
Then the thing about not saying goodbye
1283
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:47,583
is that you also miss savoring when it's
1284
00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:48,625
going to be, like, the last
1285
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,666
time you get to do that thing.
1286
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,166
I don't know. I, I...
1287
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,500
certainly... it doesn't make sense.
1288
00:49:03,833 --> 00:49:05,500
I was deep as hell, Chad.
1289
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:09,125
Yeah. I went to poetry.
1290
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,833
University. Made you do deepness.
1291
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:17,458
Oh my God!
1292
00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:28,000
[sighs]
1293
00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:38,125
Sorry.
1294
00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:40,666
No, you're good. I...
1295
00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:45,375
Um...
1296
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:49,458
Sorry.
1297
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:54,333
No, it's... yeah, I... I have to go. I
1298
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:54,625
have a dentist's appointment.
1299
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:57,125
You... you have a dentist's appointment?
1300
00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,500
Yeah. I have my tooth. My tooth is fucked
1301
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:03,250
up, so I have to... I have to go, but can
1302
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,583
you just get the... um... I have this...
1303
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:06,833
this dog. Can you just
1304
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:07,708
take it the rest of the way?
1305
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:07,958
Uh-huh.
1306
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:08,875
Just back to my house.
1307
00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:10,041
It's fine. I just have to go.
1308
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,375
Okay. Do you have your voting license?
1309
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:11,833
No.
1310
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,333
Okay.
1311
00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:19,250
[phone vibrates]
1312
00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:24,708
Fuck.
1313
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:26,791
I mean, there's only a few
1314
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,166
stems and broken fistlets.
1315
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:29,833
That's true enough for just me, right?
1316
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:31,125
Yeah, sure.
1317
00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:31,250
Okay.
1318
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,291
Wait, yo. What's going on with you?
1319
00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:36,083
You've been MIA as fuck lately, and then
1320
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:38,250
you show up here in Manic as Hell on a
1321
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:40,708
Wednesday during the random ass part of
1322
00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:41,666
the day asking for, for shroomies.
1323
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,125
I've been so busy. The busiest I've ever
1324
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:48,541
been. It's like, it's not like that. Why
1325
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,083
are you looking at me
1326
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:49,791
like that? I'm fine.
1327
00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,416
Is this about the firm?
1328
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,416
It's about so many things.
1329
00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:57,791
But just trust me when I
1330
00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:02,541
say, it's so complicated. Okay?
1331
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,750
Okay. I mean, I'm not just gonna let you
1332
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,458
go alone in the woods.
1333
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:15,166
I mean, I think that's...
1334
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:16,333
It's a mouth.
1335
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,541
Ah! Delicious.
1336
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:28,041
Fuck me.
1337
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:34,625
Did I get mine yet?
1338
00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:38,708
No.
1339
00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:41,333
Okay, so I just did the shrooms. Again,
1340
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:44,375
don't get mad. I'm just trying to...
1341
00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,041
Conjure you again because you won't enter
1342
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,375
your fucking phone and I really need to
1343
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:49,875
talk to you and I
1344
00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:50,625
don't know how this works.
1345
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,458
So if you get this, I'm on
1346
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,750
Maud Island and I'm high.
1347
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,416
Well, I will be high.
1348
00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:04,500
Oh my gosh.
1349
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:07,833
Bro?
1350
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:13,833
Bro?
1351
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,250
Dude, this isn't funny.
1352
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:19,416
Bro?
1353
00:52:23,041 --> 00:52:24,000
Dude, what the fuck?
1354
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:24,666
Hey.
1355
00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:29,250
What are you doing here?
1356
00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,250
Bro texted me and said you wanted to talk
1357
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:31,833
to me about something.
1358
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:33,708
What?
1359
00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,625
They just left.
1360
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,416
What the fuck?
1361
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,458
What did you want to talk to me about?
1362
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:50,500
Bro said something about you wanting to
1363
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:51,666
let me inside of your world.
1364
00:52:58,666 --> 00:53:01,875
What the fuck is going on?
1365
00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:03,833
I think I'm your one
1366
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:05,166
less lonely girl, Elliot.
1367
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:07,458
How did you know about my
1368
00:53:07,541 --> 00:53:08,791
Bieber fantasy as a nine year old?
1369
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:12,208
I know that while all the other girls
1370
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:14,583
screaming in the crowd wanted to be the
1371
00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:17,333
one less lonely girl, you wanted to be
1372
00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:19,208
Bieber handing out those roses.
1373
00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:22,666
How's your chance?
1374
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:32,666
Alright, let's go.
1375
00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,958
How many bags of pack just to take them
1376
00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:02,833
back? Tell me how many either or.
1377
00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,958
If you let me inside of your world,
1378
00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:09,458
there'll be one less lonely girl.
1379
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:13,833
I saw so many pretty faces.
1380
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,958
Now all I see is you.
1381
00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:19,083
I'm coming for you.
1382
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:23,875
Darling, if there's all those pretty
1383
00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:25,625
faces like I need you,
1384
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:28,625
then when you're mine, there's no way.
1385
00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:31,500
There's gonna be one less lonely girl,
1386
00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:34,333
one less lonely girl.
1387
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:43,958
If it's up your broken heart, I can give
1388
00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:45,875
you a brand new start.
1389
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,583
I can make you believe, yeah.
1390
00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,208
Just wanna set one girl
1391
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,666
free to fall, free to fall,
1392
00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,875
fall in love.
1393
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,458
My heart's locked in a way to get the key
1394
00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,166
out, take and relieve the world.
1395
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,708
One less is gonna be one less lonely
1396
00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:06,166
girl, one less lonely girl.
1397
00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:07,666
It's gonna be one less
1398
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:11,958
lonely girl, one less lonely girl.
1399
00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:15,791
One less lonely girl,
1400
00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:18,416
one less lonely girl.
1401
00:55:18,708 --> 00:55:20,625
What in the fuck? Who are you?
1402
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,750
I'm changing, I'm growing.
1403
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,583
You are earning.
1404
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,791
What you wanna do, fly like a bird?
1405
00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:27,458
Wow.
1406
00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,791
I actually don't ever wanna talk to you
1407
00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:31,583
about this ever again.
1408
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:31,875
Why?
1409
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:32,541
I got what I needed
1410
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,333
from this conversation.
1411
00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:34,458
Moving forward, there's nothing. We're
1412
00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:35,291
not talking about it anymore.
1413
00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:38,875
Okay.
1414
00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:42,000
Oh, God, Justin fucking Bieber.
1415
00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:45,833
I could eat some butter.
1416
00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:49,666
Maybe some salt.
1417
00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:54,458
Okay.
1418
00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:56,958
Have a confession.
1419
00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:02,375
Low key. A low key confession, okay?
1420
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:13,791
I have like, weird feelings for someone.
1421
00:56:15,791 --> 00:56:16,666
Okay.
1422
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:17,708
Okay.
1423
00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:26,208
But, the fucked up part is it's, um...
1424
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,625
It's a guy.
1425
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,083
Oh shit.
1426
00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:38,000
You like a guy?
1427
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:40,666
Wow.
1428
00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:44,041
This all makes so much sense now.
1429
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:44,625
Am I bi?
1430
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:45,541
No, shit.
1431
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,875
What does this actually fucking mean?
1432
00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:47,500
I...
1433
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:51,791
I mean, shit, if you like him...
1434
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
I've just always been so
1435
00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,250
sure that I was only into women.
1436
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,500
Like, it's never been even a
1437
00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:00,125
thought for me. I don't know.
1438
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,083
Like, I've just always...
1439
00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:06,166
I've just always been into women.
1440
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,541
But I'm just, when I'm with him...
1441
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:10,375
Like, dude.
1442
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:12,291
Fuck.
1443
00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:13,625
No, it's fucked. It is actually fucked.
1444
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,083
Just cause you like a man
1445
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,250
doesn't make you any less queer.
1446
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:18,000
I don't think any less
1447
00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:19,958
of you for being straight.
1448
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:21,666
No.
1449
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:23,083
Straight?
1450
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,958
Fucking worst thing you've
1451
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:27,083
ever called me in my life.
1452
00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,166
Like, you said it yourself about labels
1453
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,875
and shit, and that they go useful, they
1454
00:57:30,958 --> 00:57:32,625
use them, and they stop feeling useful
1455
00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,500
and stop using them.
1456
00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:34,916
You told me that.
1457
00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:36,958
Listen to yourself. Listen to your heart.
1458
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,083
Your motherfucking
1459
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,916
gut. Listen to your gut.
1460
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,666
I also gotta listen to my old ass.
1461
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,375
You like asses now or something?
1462
00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:48,083
Yeah.
1463
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:50,916
Same. I've been wanting to talk to you
1464
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:51,625
about this for a while.
1465
00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:52,750
I like wanting to meet him.
1466
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:53,458
Shut up!
1467
00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:56,583
Is he cute?
1468
00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:05,208
Do you love it?
1469
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:08,375
Spencer! I still have three walls to
1470
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,583
finish before I move in.
1471
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:10,625
Cause you don't have
1472
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:11,625
way to tell me I left?
1473
00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,291
I actually thought you left.
1474
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,125
I'm not sleeping in that bed
1475
00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:16,500
tonight with her staring at me.
1476
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,416
Girl, this is not okay.
1477
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,041
Should we put this up there?
1478
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:20,000
Can you see the balance?
1479
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:26,916
Where?
1480
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:28,875
Right there.
1481
00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:30,500
Here?
1482
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,416
No, uh, over there.
1483
00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,000
Uh, up.
1484
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:35,291
Uh, down.
1485
00:58:36,041 --> 00:58:36,750
Uh, low to the left.
1486
00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:37,208
Oh my god.
1487
00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:43,875
I can't believe you leave in a few days.
1488
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:46,958
Are you excited?
1489
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:54,833
I was thinking about you last night.
1490
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,875
And about how when you were two
1491
00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,291
and you still hadn't
1492
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:02,166
slept through the night.
1493
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,375
Oh, oh god. You were
1494
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,333
such a terrible sleeper.
1495
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,750
I had to rock you for ages.
1496
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:09,666
And you were so
1497
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,125
specific in what you wanted.
1498
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:13,500
I had to sing Twinkle Twinkle.
1499
00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:15,125
And you need your blanket.
1500
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:17,333
And you had to have two passies.
1501
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:18,583
One in each hand.
1502
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:19,958
And a bottle.
1503
00:59:20,041 --> 00:59:21,000
Why was I so demanding?
1504
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:21,875
I don't know.
1505
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:22,416
The tracks.
1506
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,208
I remember one night,
1507
00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:28,875
I think I must have been singing Twinkle
1508
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,375
Twinkle for about 45 minutes.
1509
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:32,250
And my throat was so dry
1510
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,583
and my legs were all cramped.
1511
00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:34,625
And I thought, oh lord.
1512
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,333
I just can't do this for another second.
1513
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,250
You should have thrown me in my crib and
1514
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:40,333
told me to get over myself.
1515
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:41,500
I know.
1516
00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:44,250
So what did you do?
1517
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:49,791
I kept rocking you.
1518
00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:51,916
Mom! Self care!
1519
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:52,833
I know.
1520
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,791
But I remember one night,
1521
00:59:58,708 --> 00:59:59,666
shortly after that,
1522
01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:04,541
you turned to me and you just said,
1523
01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:08,291
"Crib, all matter of fact."
1524
01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:12,000
And so, I put you down.
1525
01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:16,250
And you looked at me and you smiled.
1526
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:19,750
And then you rolled
1527
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,500
over and you fell asleep.
1528
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:24,625
Just like that.
1529
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:30,208
And I was so proud of you.
1530
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,125
Because you didn't need me
1531
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,416
to get you to sleep anymore.
1532
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:40,375
But at that moment,
1533
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:46,416
I also realized that I wasn't going to
1534
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,583
get to rock you anymore.
1535
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:53,666
And I guess
that's how I felt.
1536
01:00:54,666 --> 01:00:56,000
That's how I feel now.
1537
01:00:57,666 --> 01:00:59,208
Really proud of you.
1538
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,500
But also a little bit sad.
1539
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:09,250
I'm going to miss you.
1540
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:11,416
So much.
1541
01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,083
And I still need you.
1542
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,458
I'm literally an idiot.
1543
01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:16,166
I don't know anything.
1544
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,875
So, you're not an idiot.
1545
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:34,291
(sad music)
1546
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:43,291
(laughs)
1547
01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:45,708
I'm so excited to meet you.
1548
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,000
Whoa. I'm sweating.
1549
01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:48,458
Why are you so nervous?
1550
01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:49,291
You introduce us to every
1551
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:50,250
girl you're banging with in,
1552
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,083
like, 30 seconds.
1553
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:51,875
That's true.
1554
01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:52,875
Oh, you're not banging?
1555
01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:55,791
Hey, these are my best friends.
1556
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,375
This is Ruthie and this is Ro.
1557
01:02:57,791 --> 01:02:58,000
Hi.
1558
01:02:58,416 --> 01:02:59,458
Hey, Ro. Nice to meet you.
1559
01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:00,083
Nice to meet you.
1560
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:03,208
I cannot believe someone actually wants
1561
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:04,958
to purchase this boat.
1562
01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:05,333
I know.
1563
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:06,500
Right when I came up with
1564
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:07,708
the perfect name for it, too.
1565
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,208
Ready?
1566
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:11,041
Piece of shit.
1567
01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:12,958
(mumbles)
1568
01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:15,541
Is this the best you could come up with?
1569
01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:18,291
Okay. My alternative was motor.
1570
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:18,916
I hardly know her.
1571
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,625
Right there. Golden. Much better.
1572
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:21,958
I had ship face.
1573
01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:23,375
Masturbator.
1574
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:25,041
Masturbator. That's classic.
1575
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:26,083
Playboi.
1576
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:26,833
Playboi.
1577
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:28,500
Why does she have so many names?
1578
01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:29,458
That's what she said.
1579
01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:31,458
That's what she said is good, too. Yeah.
1580
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,125
There's so many options.
1581
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,833
Wait, did you clean her?
1582
01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:41,166
Uh, yeah. You know, just a little bit.
1583
01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:45,916
This looks amazing. All
1584
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,166
the rust is literally gone.
1585
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,750
How did you do that?
1586
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:50,333
You know, just popped in a podcast,
1587
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,833
a little bit of soap, four
1588
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,375
to six hours of scraping.
1589
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:57,250
It was nothing. I was chilling.
1590
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,166
You want to take her
1591
01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:01,833
off for one last spin?
1592
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,750
We're late for
1593
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:06,625
something. We got to head out.
1594
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:07,916
If there was like four of us on this
1595
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,750
boat, we would all sink.
1596
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,250
You all right? Like, we got to go, yeah.
1597
01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:11,958
Bro. Wait a minute.
1598
01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:13,833
It's good to meet you guys.
1599
01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,375
Bye. Bye, guys.
1600
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,166
Be safe. Be so safe, okay?
1601
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:18,875
Nice to meet you both.
1602
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:19,541
Nice to meet you.
1603
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,708
You'll rock the boat so much.
1604
01:04:22,541 --> 01:04:24,000
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
1605
01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:24,916
Sorry.
1606
01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,666
[music]
1607
01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,083
[music]
1608
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:56,416
[screams]
1609
01:04:56,500 --> 01:05:01,791
[music]
1610
01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:04,166
[music]
1611
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:07,000
[screams]
1612
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:09,750
I was chilling over there.
1613
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,125
Chilling. Chilling. Get over here.
1614
01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:15,083
[laughs]
1615
01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:23,250
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
1616
01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:26,083
No. Why are you laughing? What the fuck?
1617
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:28,333
What do I do? Do we go back and get it?
1618
01:05:28,416 --> 01:05:30,083
You know what? We cut the price to 350.
1619
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,541
Motors at the bottom of Lake Muskoka now.
1620
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:34,500
Fuck.
1621
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,333
Don't worry. Don't worry. My dad's got
1622
01:05:36,416 --> 01:05:37,291
like a whole stack of
1623
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:38,208
bull motors in his shop.
1624
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:39,166
It's fine.
1625
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:44,916
Shit.
1626
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:48,375
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.
1627
01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:50,500
How the fuck the hell?
1628
01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:51,708
Why is he pretty cold?
1629
01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,958
He's not fucking cold. Honey?
1630
01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:55,166
What? What?
1631
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:56,500
I know. I know who you're good.
1632
01:05:59,125 --> 01:05:59,375
Turn around.
1633
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:01,500
Don't look.
1634
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:02,583
I'm not looking.
1635
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:27,458
[music]
1636
01:06:31,666 --> 01:06:32,500
Thanks for the sweater.
1637
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:35,208
Anytime.
1638
01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:38,125
It's warm.
1639
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:40,208
Good.
1640
01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:49,000
[music]
1641
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:51,125
Do you feel like you found what you were
1642
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,333
looking for by coming here?
1643
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,625
What do you mean?
1644
01:06:57,250 --> 01:07:00,375
You mentioned something about, like,
1645
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:01,708
wanting to get in touch with your roots.
1646
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,291
Like, learning about cranberry farming
1647
01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,208
and stuff, so I just, I don't know,
1648
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:05,958
want to know if you
1649
01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,916
felt like you did that?
1650
01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:11,875
Yeah, actually.
1651
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:13,666
Um...
1652
01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:17,125
My whole life, my family's
1653
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:19,125
been telling me, you know,
1654
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:21,083
how much I remind them of my grandfather.
1655
01:07:22,958 --> 01:07:26,375
So I think, you know,
1656
01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,500
by at least coming here, I got to know
1657
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:31,083
him or understand him
1658
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:31,791
a little bit better.
1659
01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:34,541
Which is cool.
1660
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,000
It's very cool.
1661
01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:42,625
Where do you normally live?
1662
01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:44,000
What's wrong?
1663
01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:45,000
What?
1664
01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:48,500
I'm going to U of T in, like, a week.
1665
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:52,541
I go to U of T.
1666
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,708
Wait, what? How have we
1667
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:56,041
never fucking talked about this?
1668
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,625
I don't know, man.
1669
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,500
Cool.
1670
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:23,500
[rain falling]
1671
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:26,416
I'm gay.
1672
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:32,625
[rain falling]
1673
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:33,916
Cool.
1674
01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,416
I thought I was gay.
1675
01:08:46,666 --> 01:08:47,791
You thought you were gay.
1676
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:52,541
Yeah.
1677
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,250
That's how I meant it.
1678
01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:59,750
This person named Gary.
1679
01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:02,791
Gary.
1680
01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:05,625
Gary, and Gary made
1681
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,291
me realize that, um...
1682
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:15,083
I don't know, I'm bi or maybe pan.
1683
01:09:15,541 --> 01:09:17,500
I have, like, yet to
1684
01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:21,041
figure that out, but yeah.
1685
01:09:23,708 --> 01:09:24,458
Okay.
1686
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,125
And then my friend...
1687
01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:31,166
And then my friend was like, "Oh, don't
1688
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,000
do it. Gary's bad news."
1689
01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:35,500
Whoa. Bad news.
1690
01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:37,583
Bad news.
1691
01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:41,166
What did Gary do?
1692
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,291
Well, she wouldn't tell me
1693
01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:47,166
exactly what Gary did, but...
1694
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:52,000
I just, yeah, it was, I just was not
1695
01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,083
supposed to go there.
1696
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:54,458
Let's go.
1697
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:56,625
Hmm.
1698
01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,125
This friend of yours
1699
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,666
sounds rather elusive.
1700
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,250
Oh, yeah. She's a real
1701
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,375
fucking buskill, but...
1702
01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:10,208
I'm supposed to listen to her, so...
1703
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:14,041
Hmm.
1704
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:20,208
What does your gut tell you to do?
1705
01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:23,708
Read. Gary.
1706
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:28,458
My gut?
1707
01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:37,500
My gut is, um...
1708
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,958
pretty interested in
1709
01:10:41,041 --> 01:10:41,791
what Gary's all about.
1710
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:45,416
I see.
1711
01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:58,041
I like looking at your face.
1712
01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,666
I like looking at your face.
1713
01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:05,666
I want to kiss you.
1714
01:11:06,541 --> 01:11:07,541
I want to kiss you.
1715
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,875
You're so fucking everything I say.
1716
01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:10,958
Sorry, you know I don't have a brain.
1717
01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:12,666
Don't make me insecure about it.
1718
01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:16,083
Sorry. I'm bad at this, so...
1719
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:53,166
I'm sorry. (SINGING)
1720
01:11:53,250 --> 01:12:07,333
I've never had dick sex before.
1721
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:13,625
Do you want to have dick sex?
1722
01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,875
Maybe.
1723
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:40,125
I'd invite you in, but...
1724
01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:42,625
I don't really want my parents, so I have
1725
01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:43,791
to put this on my boy worker.
1726
01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:46,041
How embarrassing for you.
1727
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,291
Not good for me.
1728
01:12:49,791 --> 01:12:58,583
See you later.
1729
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,458
Okay. You need to... I
1730
01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:04,333
don't want to see you.
1731
01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:07,875
Stop staring at my butt.
1732
01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:22,333
(SIGHS)
1733
01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:24,000
Psst! Oh, my God.
1734
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:26,625
What was that? What the fuck?
1735
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000
What the fuck are you doing here?
1736
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:28,541
You're with Jack?
1737
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:31,666
No. No. No. No. No.
1738
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:32,583
A little...
1739
01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,208
Dude, where the fuck have you been? I
1740
01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:36,125
thought you fucking died.
1741
01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:38,666
Dude, I was gone for four days, okay?
1742
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,458
Four days on my hubby retreat. I get
1743
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,166
back. I have 200 messages from you.
1744
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,625
The fuck is "hubbya"?
1745
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:45,208
It's, uh, transcendental
1746
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,916
meditation, but better, actually.
1747
01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:48,416
I know I'll be just sick in a minute.
1748
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,958
Oh, fuck. I was so worried about you.
1749
01:13:51,708 --> 01:13:53,833
I had to eat, like, three pounds of my
1750
01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:55,708
girlfriend's friends' weed to get here.
1751
01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:56,291
Oh, fuck.
1752
01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:56,875
Are you okay?
1753
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,791
What is that? Why? Why?
1754
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,666
It's not even dragonfly season yet.
1755
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,083
There are no dragonflies, dude.
1756
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:04,041
Dude, I told you. We
1757
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:05,291
don't tolerate drugs well.
1758
01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:05,833
I don't know what to
1759
01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:06,625
tell you. I'm really high.
1760
01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:08,458
I need water or something.
1761
01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:10,208
You can't just disappear like that.
1762
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:11,416
You should have told me you
1763
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,583
were going on some hubby retreat.
1764
01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:13,166
Hubbya.
1765
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,875
I found out about the farm, and then all
1766
01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:17,083
the Chad stuff happened.
1767
01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,958
What? What Chad stuff?
1768
01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:21,791
What? What?
1769
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:22,708
That's what I've been trying
1770
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,125
to, like, talk to you about.
1771
01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,916
I've been trying, okay? Really hard.
1772
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:31,416
And I get it now. Like, all
1773
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,458
the other advice was so good.
1774
01:14:33,541 --> 01:14:34,375
Like, I was taking so
1775
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:35,625
much of our life, and...
1776
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:38,000
our family, like, for granted.
1777
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:39,750
Yeah, I see that now.
1778
01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:40,750
Okay, well, you're welcome.
1779
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:41,166
Mm-hmm.
1780
01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:43,375
But I...
1781
01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:46,291
I was just too scared to tell you.
1782
01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:49,500
And I started falling in love with Chad.
1783
01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:52,875
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1784
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:56,583
I didn't want to let you down or, like,
1785
01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:58,333
mess up our life or something, but...
1786
01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:03,250
Just say it.
1787
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:05,666
He had sex.
1788
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,875
I know. I'm sorry. I
1789
01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:10,041
know you told me not to.
1790
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:11,958
But...
1791
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:13,708
Dude...
1792
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:16,750
Everything about him...
1793
01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:19,583
like, feels so right.
1794
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,375
I'm sorry, but I've tried so hard to find
1795
01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:24,708
one bad thing about him,
1796
01:15:24,791 --> 01:15:25,791
and I literally can't.
1797
01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:29,041
Dude, I don't understand why we wouldn't
1798
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:29,875
want to be with him.
1799
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,625
I just need you to tell me what he did.
1800
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:34,083
Like, just fucking lay it out,
1801
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,000
because I'm not gonna be
1802
01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:36,125
able to stay away from him.
1803
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:37,416
Like, the connection is too real.
1804
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:41,375
So, just fucking tell me what he did.
1805
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:41,708
No.
1806
01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:43,000
What did he do?
1807
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,916
Tell me what he did.
1808
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,208
I can't.
1809
01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:49,083
I swear to God.
1810
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:50,833
Tell me.
1811
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,500
It literally cannot be that bad.
1812
01:15:52,583 --> 01:15:53,125
He died.
1813
01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:55,458
That's what he did.
1814
01:15:58,375 --> 01:15:59,000
Chad dies.
1815
01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:01,541
And he dies after you have fallen so
1816
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:02,416
madly in love with him
1817
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,750
that you can't see straight, okay?
1818
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:05,708
After you can't imagine
1819
01:16:05,791 --> 01:16:07,583
loving anybody else ever again.
1820
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,791
And no, you can't save him.
1821
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:11,833
I know. That's what you're gonna say.
1822
01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:12,791
But no, you can't save him.
1823
01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:13,791
There's nothing you can do.
1824
01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:16,166
And you can't find
1825
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:17,375
anything bad about Chad,
1826
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:17,916
because there isn't
1827
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,541
anything bad about Chad, okay?
1828
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:23,916
[breathing heavily]
1829
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,500
Elliot, it is so hard, okay?
1830
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,833
It is so, so hard.
1831
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,500
And I do not want you to
1832
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:31,458
have to feel that shit.
1833
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:36,791
[sighs]
1834
01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:38,666
[breathing heavily]
1835
01:16:50,708 --> 01:16:53,333
[sighs]
1836
01:16:55,791 --> 01:16:55,958
No.
1837
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:00,166
No?
1838
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:05,750
No, I'm gonna phone him on the chat.
1839
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:14,458
I'm gonna love him so hard
1840
01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,875
for however long we have.
1841
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,291
Yeah, you're just saying that because
1842
01:17:18,375 --> 01:17:18,625
you're young and dumb.
1843
01:17:18,708 --> 01:17:20,458
But if you weren't young and dumb, you'd
1844
01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:21,375
never fucking be brave
1845
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:22,250
enough to do anything.
1846
01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:25,500
If you knew how shitty and unfair life
1847
01:17:25,583 --> 01:17:27,416
would be, you'd never leave your house.
1848
01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:28,916
You'd never enjoy
1849
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,291
spending time with anyone,
1850
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:31,791
because you'd just be thinking about the
1851
01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:32,875
fact that they're gonna die someday.
1852
01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,916
But when you're young and dumb, you don't
1853
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,041
even think about that.
1854
01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:40,041
And that's what lets you actually live.
1855
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:42,708
So maybe being young and
1856
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:43,875
dumb isn't such a bad thing.
1857
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:44,791
Have you ever thought about that?
1858
01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:46,333
Hey, Elliot.
1859
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:51,291
You dropped this.
1860
01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,291
Sorry to interrupt.
1861
01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:03,166
Can you see her?
1862
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:04,541
See her?
1863
01:18:07,333 --> 01:18:07,583
Yes?
1864
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:11,000
We're not supposed to?
1865
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,166
Cool, cool. Um...
1866
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:19,125
This is my uncle, Michelle.
1867
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:23,958
Hey, I'm Chad. Nice to meet you.
1868
01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,958
Nice to meet you too, Chad.
1869
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:30,416
I've never met an uncle named Michelle.
1870
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,708
That's funny.
1871
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,208
So, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
1872
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,666
Um, I think this got run over by a car.
1873
01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:42,041
Like, I don't know, but it wasn't me.
1874
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,333
I don't know what happened.
1875
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:45,750
We can try to get it out
1876
01:18:45,833 --> 01:18:47,541
with bleach or something.
1877
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,500
And, you know, some good old scrubbing.
1878
01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:52,916
But I just thought I
1879
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,333
would get it back to you.
1880
01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:59,333
I'll try to watch the video.
1881
01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:02,875
I think I got...
1882
01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:08,875
It's a good rocket.
1883
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:11,791
It could be a good thing.
1884
01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:14,041
No kill, sheik.
1885
01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:17,166
Um...
1886
01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:20,833
I will catch you guys later.
1887
01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:23,000
No, no, don't leave. Um...
1888
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:26,958
I was about to leave, so you stay.
1889
01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:28,708
You must stay with Elliot.
1890
01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:30,541
No, you weren't.
1891
01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:31,125
Yes, I was.
1892
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:32,166
No, you weren't.
1893
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,000
Yes, I was.
1894
01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:41,583
It was really nice to meet you, Chad.
1895
01:19:41,666 --> 01:20:12,458
Yeah, it's good to meet you, too. (laughing)
1896
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:24,625
Is she okay?
1897
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:31,666
Yeah, she'll be okay.
1898
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:34,750
Are you okay?
1899
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:36,958
Yeah.
1900
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,083
I think this is more of
1901
01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:42,625
a baking soda situation,
1902
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,666
now that I'm thinking about it,
1903
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:47,375
because I think if we put bleach on it,
1904
01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:48,166
it would turn it all orange
1905
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,375
and stuff, but I don't know.
1906
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:51,333
Either way, it's like a cold water thing.
1907
01:20:53,791 --> 01:20:54,583
I really like you.
1908
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,875
I really, really like you.
1909
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,125
I really, really like you, too.
1910
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:03,375
I'm really grateful
1911
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:04,541
for this moment with you.
1912
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:07,541
I'm very grateful for
1913
01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:08,750
this moment with you, too.
1914
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,666
(music)
1915
01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:20,125
(water running)
1916
01:22:24,708 --> 01:22:24,916
Hey.
1917
01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:27,166
Um...
1918
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:30,583
I'm sorry.
1919
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:35,291
I hope you're okay.
1920
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:42,750
I wanted to send you one last message.
1921
01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:45,666
You're right, Elliot.
1922
01:22:47,666 --> 01:22:48,791
I should listen to you.
1923
01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:53,125
I never realized why my young ass was.
1924
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:55,750
Okay, that sounded weird, but...
1925
01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,625
What I'm trying to say is...
1926
01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:02,833
You're right.
1927
01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:05,791
You shouldn't live your
1928
01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:08,000
life for me or for the future,
1929
01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:10,333
or get stuck in the past,
1930
01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:11,916
because that is not living.
1931
01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:17,083
(sighs)
1932
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:27,375
I'm so happy you fell in love with Chad.
1933
01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:30,458
Because...
1934
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,583
loving Chad is a gift.
1935
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:37,083
And being loved by him...
1936
01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:43,541
It's the best fucking thing in the world.
1937
01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:49,291
So just, fuck it, just
1938
01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:51,250
keep being the naive,
1939
01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:54,083
dumb, poor-less, smart,
1940
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:56,583
happy, confident, brave,
1941
01:23:57,208 --> 01:23:57,833
self-centered,
1942
01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,708
optimistic idiot that you are,
1943
01:23:59,791 --> 01:24:02,500
because it's perfect.
1944
01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,708
And go live your life with Chad,
1945
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,708
or Chad and your three lives, or whatever
1946
01:24:08,791 --> 01:24:10,125
you decide to make for you.
1947
01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:12,500
And I'll go live mine again, okay?
1948
01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:14,916
I love you.
1949
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:20,666
Now, go say goodbye to that link for me.
1950
01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:24,250
And we're your retainer and
1951
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,375
moisturizer, please. Thank you.
1952
01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:53,000
(sad music)
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