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♪ Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ♪
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♪ We've been trying
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to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Will you two stop screaming
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and enjoy the in-zip
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entertainment?
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Entertainment?
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On the other zip-line!
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♪ The music is hypnotic ♪
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♪ Move your body
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You got it ♪
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♪ When the rhythm takes over ♪
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♪ You let it,
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just let it go... ♪
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Ooh, I love Victoria Duffield.
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Me too! I have her t-shirt.
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- Of course, only a dork
- would wear it at the concert.
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♪ I want you to feel ♪
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♪ The way that I feel ♪
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♪ Tonight I feel like ♪
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♪ Everything
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that we ever dream ♪
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- ♪ It's not as hard
- as it seems ♪
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♪ To make it real ♪
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♪ I want you to feel ♪
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♪ I want you to feel ♪
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- ♪ You'll feel the rush
- like you're electric inside ♪
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She's really good!
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- Yeah! She almost
- made me forget
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- we're 100 feet off the ground.
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- Yeah.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Help!
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There's a snake after me! Oof!
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Sasquawk. You're huge...
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and look nothing like the
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Sasquawk action figure
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I bought at the hotel gift shop.
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Tater?
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You want a potato
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from this action
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figure's side dish?
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Thank you.
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Now, on to a new subject...
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Tater? What are you doing here?
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Slab? Why are you
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covered in feathers?
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- Ohh, obviously
- I was pretending
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- To be a new bride
- on her honeymoon
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- When our stolen hot-air
- balloon was damaged
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- During a police chase and
- crashed into a chicken farm.
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So... you're not Sasquawk?
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No.
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Then I guess
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that isn't Eggzilla?
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[eggshells crunching]
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No. Do I look anything like
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this Eggzilla action figure?
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Hey, Victoria,
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you were really great up there.
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Thanks! Did you feel it?
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Heh heh!
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Yeah. It was awesome.
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But did you... feel it?
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Anyway...
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I'm going to go find my friend
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Echo in the jungle.
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She's chained
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to some lucky tree.
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Want to help me sneak away
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from my fake grandmother?
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I can't. I'm doing a gig
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at a snorkeling reef.
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I've got to get a new manager.
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Ohh...
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♪ I want you to feel... ♪
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[continues singing]
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Great, we're still stuck with...
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[Byrne] All right, butter beans!
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I'm leaving to follow
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Victoria Duffield on tour.
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I never thought I'd crawl
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back into the ocean.
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♪ I want you to feel... ♪
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If you need me,
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I'll be in the jungle.
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Why would I need you?
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[man] Hola.
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Holy!
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I'm Ivy.
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And I am...
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[girls] Alejandro! Alejandro!
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Alejandro, like they said.
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- Why are they all
- calling your name?
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- Oh, those girls
- are just my fans.
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Alejandro! Alejandro!
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And, apparently,
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also this bald man.
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I am the star of Sanduras's
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most popular telenovela...
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El Hombre con Dos Colitas.
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Ooh! Sounds romantic.
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What does that mean?
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"The Man with Two Rear Ends."
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We are shooting an episode
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here on the beach.
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That is why I am in costume.
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Ooh! They're both nice.
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Thank you.
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The one on the right is mine.
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Anyway, I would like you to be
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my co-star in this episode.
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I am quite taken with you.
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Ooh! Can I be in the show, too?
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- No.
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- But... but...
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Yes. I have two butts.
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Echo?
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Huh.
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This purse must be Echo's.
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[Slab] Actually, that's mine.
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Slab? Derby? What are you guys
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doing in the jungle?
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Well, I will tell you
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what we're not doing.
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- We're not returning
- from having washed
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Feathers and eggs off our bodies
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by bathing together
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naked under a waterfall.
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OK. Have you seen Echo?
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- Well, she wasn't
- at the waterfall.
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- She said she was going
- to chain herself
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To a rubber tree,
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but she's not here.
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Wait. These footprints
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are from women's shoes.
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Also mine.
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These are hers.
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There was a great struggle here.
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Echo was subdued by two men...
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mm, and a snake...
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then dragged that way in chains.
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You can tell all that
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from these tracks?
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Nah, I saw the whole thing
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from the balloon.
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[Echo] Let me out of here.
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One day, you will be happy here
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as my cocoa queen.
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- Never!
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- Give it a month...
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and, then, if you still
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want to leave...
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give it another month!
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Snake!
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Make sure everything's
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OK at the factory.
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Miguel!
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[hissing]
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Keep an eye on her.
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[hisses]
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Oh, suddenly,
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you understand English?
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OK. Echo's footprints
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stop here at this fence,
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which can only mean one thing...
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She's been turned into a fence!
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Adam, do you want
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a minute alone with Echo?
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Echo has not been
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turned into a fence.
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He's at the "denial" stage.
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"Cocoa Diego?"
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[Slab] It's a chocolate company.
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I bought a couple of
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their products back in town.
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I can't believe this.
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So I have a bit of a sweet
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tooth. Don't judge me!
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I know who this is.
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This is Echo's
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average-looking tour guide.
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Echo must be his prisoner
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in this compound.
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We have to rescue her.
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But there are only four of us...
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You, me, slab, and Echo.
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Echo, you go look around.
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We'll guard the perimeter.
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Celestina!
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How I have missed you.
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I have missed you, too,
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but we cannot be together.
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Why? Because I have two butts?
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No! Because I am dying.
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I was bitten by
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a poisonous lizard.
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He's not finished yet.
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I would rather lose
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one of my butts than lose you.
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I will massage out the poison.
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[Tater]
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Perhaps I can heal you...
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for I am...
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el medico.
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Cut!
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No! We must not cut.
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Amputating la chica's
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foot is a last resort.
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No one here needs a doctor.
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Someone here will,
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- after I beat him
- over the bald head
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With this plastic lizard.
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Alejandro? Huh?
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How do you say, uh,
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"Aah!" in Spanish?
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[whispers]
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Thank you.
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El aah!
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OK, now that we've decided that
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the fence will
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guard the perimeter,
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I'll try to find where
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Echo is being held,
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- and you guys will
- infiltrate the operation
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By getting jobs in
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the chocolate factory.
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[both] Chocolate factory!
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♪ Who takes your licorice ♪
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♪ And ties it in a bow? ♪
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- ♪ Who covers
- your gingerbread house ♪
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♪ In icing-sugar snow? ♪
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♪ The chocolate guys do ♪
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♪ Oh, the chocolate guys do ♪
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♪ We shower everything
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in kisses ♪
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♪ And chocolate hugs, too ♪
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♪ Who always greets you ♪
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♪ With a chocolate hello? ♪
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♪ Who makes a jelly bean
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the size of my big toe? ♪
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♪ The chocolate guys do ♪
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♪ Oh, the chocolate guys do ♪
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♪ We shower everything
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in kisses ♪
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♪ And chocolate hugs, too ♪
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This isn't as much
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fun as I imagined.
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Actually, I prefer it
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to singing and dancing.
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I was bitten by
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a poisonous lizard.
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He is not finished yet.
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- I would rather
- lose one of my butts
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Than lose you.
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I will massage out the poison.
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[Tater] Unhand her foot!
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She is in love with another...
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Me.
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- No, I'm not.
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- Cut!
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Yes. I am cut.
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There is no rival
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lover in this scene.
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Fine.
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[horse whinnies]
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There is also no horse
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in this scene.
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[snorts]
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Fine.
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Why don't you slip out of that
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skin? I'll join you in a minute.
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[hissing]
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Ah.
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00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,085
What do you mean,
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I look like a boy?
290
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh! Snake! Ooh!
291
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:55,792
Oh...
292
00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,876
Wait.
293
00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:02,500
Echo has socks just like these,
294
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,500
except without the...
295
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,334
scary snake face!
296
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,334
All right.
297
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:13,500
It's hero time.
298
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[grunting]
299
00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,542
I don't get it.
300
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,584
Made the high-jump team
301
00:12:21,585 --> 00:12:22,585
at M.I.T.
302
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:30,167
Uh-oh. I better hurry.
303
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,584
It's getting dark...
304
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,375
and breezy. Hmm.
305
00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:39,500
Bawk!
306
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,918
Sasquawk?
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Bawk!
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00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,730
Are you mad I ate
309
00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,125
this action figure?
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Bawk.
311
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,459
Well, you just tell your mother
312
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,792
that laying eggs
313
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,542
- isn't a priority
- for you right now.
314
00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:58,292
You're focused on your career,
315
00:12:58,334 --> 00:13:00,417
and being a mythical creature
316
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,834
is a full-time job.
317
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,417
Bawk!
318
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:08,876
Now, if you'll excuse me,
319
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,792
I have to go save my girl...
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00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,501
once I figure out a way
321
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,167
to get up this tree.
322
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Buk-buk-buk-bawk!
323
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:22,000
Whoo!
324
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,667
You fly very well for a chicken.
325
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,584
Bawk-awk!
326
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:27,834
What do you mean,
327
00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:29,042
you don't know how to land?
328
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,418
- [clucking]
329
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:31,751
- Oh!
330
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:36,376
We're never going to find Echo
331
00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:38,167
if we don't get out of here.
332
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,834
I can't leave now.
333
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:40,918
I'm seven minutes away
334
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:41,959
from my bathroom break.
335
00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:45,167
I have an idea,
336
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:47,167
- but you're going to
- have to distract Diego.
337
00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:48,918
Fine, but in seven minutes,
338
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,418
I'm going to the bathroom,
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00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:51,876
no matter where we are.
340
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,814
- Hey, señor...
341
00:13:54,815 --> 00:13:56,042
- What is it?
342
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,393
- I've been looking
- at your operation,
343
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,959
And, well, it's OK,
344
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,668
but I figured out a way
345
00:14:01,669 --> 00:14:03,334
to make it very OK.
346
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,584
You gave my workers chocolate?
347
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,417
Now they're going to...
348
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:12,251
Be on a sugar buzz
349
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,042
and work twice as fast?
350
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,938
Hmm, maybe you're not
351
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,792
as stupid as you look.
352
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,585
Well, to be fair,
353
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,334
I look really stupid.
354
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,959
Wait!
355
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,876
What happened to your friend
356
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,751
El Gigante?
357
00:14:48,459 --> 00:14:51,083
Well, he's not here.
358
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,626
Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
359
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:04,584
[Diego] Have you
360
00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:05,709
reconsidered my offer?
361
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,543
As my woman, you will
362
00:15:07,544 --> 00:15:09,334
have untold wealth.
363
00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:17,375
These are chocolate coins.
364
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,605
Yes, but we sell a lot
365
00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:21,792
of them during Hanukkah.
366
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,377
I'm sorry, Diego, but I'm
367
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:24,918
in love with someone else.
368
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,043
Who? Who is this man
369
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:29,125
who is so lucky?
370
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,334
His name is Adam Young.
371
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,875
He's smart, he's handsome,
372
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,375
he's sweet...
373
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,667
And he's here!
374
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,417
Now unhand the love of my life!
375
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:43,292
Ow! Ow! Splinter!
376
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:44,918
Adam!
377
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,835
Ha ha ha! You think
378
00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:48,709
he is any match for us?
379
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,334
What "us"?
380
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,209
[hissing]
381
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,125
Oh.
382
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,584
That "us."
383
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,334
[hissing]
384
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,938
[Slab] Well, Adam
385
00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:06,500
has an "us," too.
386
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,918
Bawk!
387
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,167
You think I am scared?
388
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:15,935
- You think this is my
- first "goon and snake
389
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,397
Versus giant chicken
390
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:18,834
and chocolate bunny man"
391
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:20,334
treehouse face-off?
392
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,584
I would rather lose
393
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,834
one of my butts
394
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:28,375
than lose you.
395
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,709
I will massage out the poison.
396
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,000
[high voice] Stop!
397
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,918
That is not Celestina.
398
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,834
I am Celestina.
399
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:42,292
That is my evil twin sister...
400
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,417
Celes... tuna.
401
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,000
Would you just get out of here?
402
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,522
You have always been
403
00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,125
jealous of my beauty.
404
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:57,668
You hate that you are
405
00:16:57,669 --> 00:16:59,417
the ugly twin.
406
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,709
How dare you?
407
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,584
Oh!
408
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:07,459
Oh, no. No lo hicistes.
409
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
- Ow! Ow!
410
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,501
- Ow ow ow ow!
411
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:12,709
Wow. This is dramatic stuff.
412
00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:15,918
[normal voice] See?
413
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,105
I told you, you should
414
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:18,250
put me in the show.
415
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,792
Who's ugly now?
416
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,834
Ooh! Uh!
417
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,480
- Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
418
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:27,083
- Ow! Ow!
419
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,542
You fight like a girl.
420
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:31,918
Oh, yeah? Would a girl do this?
421
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,000
Hey!
422
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,563
Ha! Take that,
423
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,250
you big, dumb snake!
424
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:47,417
Not you, Snake.
425
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:48,855
You've been nothing
426
00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:50,250
but a gentleman.
427
00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:53,584
[grunting]
428
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:54,834
Nice try.
429
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,250
[both grunt]
430
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,584
[crash]
431
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,626
OK! Owie! Ow! Oh...
432
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,459
Come on.
433
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,792
We got to get you out of here.
434
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,751
Adam, watch out!
435
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,022
You think you can hurt me
436
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,250
with a chocolate machete?
437
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,584
It's not a chocolate machete.
438
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,293
It's a chocolate-covered
439
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,959
machete!
440
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,168
I guess it was
441
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,834
a chocolate machete.
442
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,250
OK. Plan "B."
443
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,334
Yaah!
444
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,459
Waah!
445
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:39,125
Adam, you saved me.
446
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,042
Uh, of course I did.
447
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,626
And that thing you said
448
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,500
about being in love with me?
449
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,042
I had to try something,
450
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:54,542
so I made up that story.
451
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,959
Thanks for playing along.
452
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,375
Right, playing along.
453
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,584
You're a really good actor.
454
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:05,834
You should be in a telenovela.
455
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,334
[rustling]
456
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,834
Bawk!
457
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,000
Get him!
458
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,834
Wait!
459
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,314
I had a lot of time to
460
00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:18,751
think when I was falling
461
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,543
and more time to think
462
00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:22,292
when I was bouncing back up.
463
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:24,334
That rubber tree saved my life.
464
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,417
Stupid rubber tree!
465
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,022
I wish someone would
466
00:19:28,023 --> 00:19:29,584
cut them all down.
467
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,375
Well, it won't be me.
468
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,000
I'm giving up my cocoa empire
469
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,542
to fight for the rubber tree.
470
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:38,125
Just be warned...
471
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,834
When one kingpin falls,
472
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,459
another shall rise.
473
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,334
- Another?
474
00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:46,167
- [Derby] Hola, muchachos.
475
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:48,292
[Mariachi theme plays]
476
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,209
- Come on, Derby.
- We're going home.
477
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,501
Aww! But I just bought
478
00:19:54,502 --> 00:19:56,751
this white suit!
479
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:42,751
[whinnying]
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