Original subtitles

Who can tell me

the atomic number of sulfur?

129.

No. Actually, it's...

128... 127!

- Now you're just guessing.

- No, I'm not.

I'm counting down the seconds

until spring break starts.

Now where was I?

Oh, yeah. 123...

122...

Derby, did you steal

this from the gym?

No! I brought it from home.

That's why it says "home" on it.

Well, everyone else

is interested in hearing

the rest of my lesson.

- Slab!

- It wasn't me.

If you don't believe me,

check the instant replay.

[♪♪]

That does prove it was you.

I know. I just wanted

to see it again.

It's funny.

[laughing mirthfully]

Well, I can't wait

for break to start either.

I'm going to Sanduras.

I'm in!

I mean, coincidentally,

- Sanduras is where - my family vacation is this year.

By total coincidence.

Coincidentally.

♪ It's kissing time! ♪

Ooh. It's time

for the kiss-cam.

♪ So hold me close

and kiss me, baby ♪

♪ It's kissing time ♪

♪ Let me kiss

your tender lips, my baby ♪

♪ It's kissing time! ♪

[school bell rings]

[Derby] And there's

the final horn! Time's up.

[Slab laughing mirthfully]

♪ Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ♪

- ♪ We've been trying - to get here ♪

♪ Since we both

were barely two feet tall ♪

♪ Who you calling kid?

Who you calling kid? ♪

♪ Who you calling kid? ♪

- ♪ You can call me - what you want ♪

♪ But I won't hear a word

where I am here ♪

♪ Who you calling kid? ♪

- Where are you off to, Echo?

- Sanduras!

Sanduras! I've always

wanted to go there,

- to hunt the legendary - chicken monster

Known as "Sasquawk."

Here's an artist's rendering.

I'm the artist.

If you want to go to Sanduras

to hunt a giant chicken,

you should follow your dream.

Even if your dream

is coo-coo bananas.

- But which dream - should I follow?

The one where I hunt Sasquawk?

- Or the one where - I show up to school,

Having forgotten to wear pants?

Actually,

that one's not a dream.

You're right!

One dream down... one to go.

[hits key]

- I can't believe they won't - let me book a vacation

Just because I'm under 18.

Maybe we can get Mom

to go to Sanduras with us.

What? No!

That woman is a fun-killer.

- Like that time - she gave birth to you.

- Let's just ask - another relative to take us.

What other relative?

[both] Grandma!

What?

I don't remember

being your grandmother.

Let me check these photographs

of my grandchildren.

My little butter beans!

- You called?

- Ah!

No, I didn't call you, Dang.

Oh.

[bag rustles]

- You called? - Ah!

No, Dang.

I really didn't call you.

[sobs] Oh.

[sniffling sadly]

Are you lonely, Dang?

Yes!

Students are all gone.

No emptying garbage cans,

no unclogging toilets,

no feeding yesterday's meatloaf

to tomorrow's meatloaf.

I'd love to keep you company,

but I'm off to catch Sasquawk.

- Sasquawk doesn't exist!

- I believe he's somewhere

in the tropical paradise

resort nation of Sanduras.

Oh...

you said "Sasquawk."

I thought you said

"Sask... oink..."

The giant pig monster

that doesn't exist.

Sasquawk is very real,

and definitely a two-person job.

So, this is where

South America drifted to.

Wow. It's gorgeous here.

Yeah... gorgeous.

Ready to go, Echo?

Uh... go? Go where?

Oh, hi, Adam.

Diego offered to take me

on a tour of the jungle.

I grew up in this jungle.

This jungle was my jungle gym.

- Not to be confused - with my uncle, "Jungle Jim."

- Grandma? - I'm going to go tour the jungle.

And I'm going to go

tour that lifeguard.

Not so fast!

This is a family vacation.

We should do things as a family.

Like what?

For starters, you can help me

put on this suntan lotion.

Do you want my skin

to get all wrinkly?

It's amazing how well

you know this jungle.

Please! I could walk through

this jungle with my eyes closed.

Except I don't,

because that happens.

[laughing]

I don't know what it is, Diego,

but being with you

takes my breath away.

Well... it could be me...

but more likely,

it's that snake.

[gasps]

Do not move.

[hissing at snake]

[hiss, thud]

[foliage rustling]

How did you do that?

I speak a little "snake."

- I told it a joke.

- Tell it to me!

Why did the woman

chase the snake?

- "She wanted to get - her diamondback."

[chuckles politely]

It must be funnier in "snake."

No.

Not really.

[Derby] I can't believe

- I'm being blamed - for taking the scoreboard.

- How about the guy - who installed it

Using easy-to-cut-through bolts?

- I didn't even know - they had detention

During spring break.

- I'm in for taking - two weeks off school

To go to Cancun.

This stinks.

We're stuck here

while Adam's on some beach

with his hands all over

some bikini-clad babe.

Come on, don't be shy!

I'm your grandmother!

I used to change your diaper.

That was your diaper.

And it was ten minutes ago.

Oh, yeah.

I want some of that.

Come on, Slab,

let's go to Sanduras.

OK, but we can't leave

until detention's over.

- There's no one - even watching us.

It's called the "honor system"

for a reason.

- Great. - So we have to wait another...

18 minutes?

♪ It's kissing time ♪

♪ So hold me close

and kiss me, baby ♪

Or we could leave now.

- But how are we - going to get there?

Don't worry.

I've got it covered.

[♪♪]

You know, I don't only

offer romantic balloon rides.

- [high voice] That - would've been a good thing

To put in the ad.

Oh, how I miss the days

when you didn't have to slather

yourself with this stuff.

- You mean back when - people didn't know about

The dangers of

overexposure to the sun?

No, I mean

before there was a sun.

Sure, you had to

wear a sweater...

and it was hard

to find that sweater...

All right, "Grandma."

We're going to go off

and do something else.

Like, wash our hands...

and our eyes...

and the part of our brain

where memories are stored.

Horse-feathers!

We're going to have a clambake.

Just reach into the sand

and pull out a clam.

Fine.

[snap]

Ow. Ow! Clam on my finger!

Consider yourself lucky.

Come on, Dang.

We have an unexplained

creature to find.

[Adam yelling]

Not "Sasclam!"

Everyone's seen Sasclam.

Let's go, Dang.

The jungle calls.

Wait!

Feathers!

Sasquawk was here!

Right.

And he tore up this

lounge chair cushion!

Uh... OK.

It looks like he went

not into the jungle,

but that way...

Toward that

wet t-shirt contest!

[water splashing in buckets]

[laughter]

Why do I feel this is just a way

for the resort to get us

to do their laundry?

- [girls shrieking - and applauding]

[birds chirping]

[Echo gasps] Wow!

It's the rare arbol del caucho.

This species of rubber tree

is endangered.

Endangered? Yes.

As my heart is endangered

by your beauty.

I know that makes no sense,

but I hope it works anyway.

[giggling, flattered]

Look how much fruit

is growing on this rubber tree.

[rustle-thud-thump]

Here, mi patito.

Taste its sweet flesh.

[crunching]

[coughs and spits]

Rubbery.

[boing-boing]

[chainsaw roars to life]

What are they doing?

They are clearing space

to plant cocoa crops.

Sanduras is one of the world's

- leading producers of - fine chocolates.

[splintering and crashing]

[rustle-boing]

Look at the

breathtaking view, honey.

[high voice] You're the only

view I need, pumpkin.

So, where would you like to go?

Most...

"couples..."

enjoy when I circle

the mountains,

so they can see the sunset.

Actually, we want

to go to Sanduras.

[as himself] And step on it!

- [high voice] There's plenty - more where that came from!

This side is coins.

[chinka-chinka]

[flames whooshing]

- Diego and I are going to - chain ourselves to rubber trees

To stop the clear-cutting.

- [Adam] Are you sure you - don't want to hang out

Here on the beach?

We're having fun.

- Is your head stuck - in a giant clamshell?

No.

Anyway, we have

a rainforest to save.

Come on, Diego!

[Adam grunting]

I can't pull this thing off!

Nobody could.

Clam heads are so 2008.

We're going to have

a family portrait done.

Lose the hat!

Mrs. Byrne?

I mean, Grandma...

Isn't there anything

more exciting we can do?

Well...

[all shrieking]

Dang...

I have had no luck

finding Sasquawk!

You?

- Nope. Thought - I was on his trail,

But it turned out to be

a wild-goose chase.

I did catch

the wild goose, though.

[goose honking]

But we're not giving up.

Really?

Because, usually,

you're the first to give up.

I know, right?

Oh, look...

giant chicken footprints.

Aw, they're probably fake.

I do not think so.

Look! They are exactly

the same size

as this genuine

Sasquawk foot souvenir.

[both gasping]

You're right.

We have to follow them!

Yes, but look!

There are two sets.

One leads into

the deadly jungle,

and one leads toward

- those beautiful - ladies sunbathing.

Well... we'll have to split up.

Deadly jungle! Called it!

- Oh, no, you don't! - You didn't say

"stamped it,

locked it, no erasies."

I'm taking the deadly jungle.

I'm afraid you're stuck

with those

sunbathing beauties.

[chuckles arrogantly]

You win this round, Mr. Tater!

Wow. I didn't know

this balloon could go so fast.

[air whooshing]

Not as fast as that balloon.

[siren wailing]

[man] Pull over!

This is the balloon police.

"Balloon police"?

[all shrieking]

That's it. I'm going to bail.

Bail? What do you need bail for?

Were you arrested

by the balloon police?

No. Ivy, look down!

I did. That's why I'm screaming.

[resumes shrieking]

I think those are rubber trees.

Echo must be

around here somewhere.

Here I go.

[boing]

Yup, they're rubber trees.

[all shrieking]

Bawk. Bawk-bawk-bawk? Bawk?

Bawk...

Come on out, Sasquawk.

Don't be a big chicken.

"Big chicken."

[hissing]

Big snake!

Please don't hurt me.

Hoo! Hoo!

[snake hisses]

Hoo-hoo. Hoo.

Why did I take "owl" in college

instead of "snake"?

Help!

[roaring] Dang!

Did you hear anything?

Nope. Not me.

You were doing 80 knots

in a 20-knot zone.

Where's the fire?

[flames whoosh]

Officer, please.

We're just trying to

enjoy our honeymoon.

[high voice] It's ruined now!

OK, OK.

I'll let you off with a warning,

because you remind me

of my wife.

[normal voice] Really?

Thank you, officer.

Wait!

Now I recognize you.

This man is wanted

for grand-theft balloon!

[whistling casually]

No, I'm wrong.

This guy has a moustache.

Wait a minute!

[rip]

[gasping]

He was wearing

a fake moustacheless upper-lip.

The oldest trick in the book.

You'll never catch me,

balloon-copper!

He went that way!

- You may be able - to outrun me,

But you'll never outrun

my trusty police dog!

Sic him, boy!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

You killed the best

partner I ever had!

[all grunting and gasping]

I'll get him...

with my shoe-merang!

[shoe-merang whooshing]

Uh-oh! It's coming back!

[whooshing]

[whack]

The shoe-merang works!

I'm a genius.

[air hissing]

[lock clicks]

There. All chained up.

Great. Now they won't be able to

cut down this tree!

- I wouldn't be so sure - about that.

You're very good at chaining.

It's the "to a tree" part

you need to work on.

What are you doing?

I'm going to cut down this tree.

- Why are you helping - the evil chocolate company?

Because I am el presidente

of the evil chocolate company.

Mis hombres!

[snake hissing,

[leaves rustling]

Take her away!

But that's not an "hombre,"

that's the snake

that attacked me.

[gasps]

Do not move!

Laugh like I told you a joke.

Then let her go.

Ha ha ha.

Good one.

It was all a set-up

to make me trust you!

[gasping] Help! Help!

Put me down!

[chuckles deviously]

Nothing will stop me now.

[bonk]

That smarts...

but it is not going to stop me.

[crying out] Ah!

[shrieking] Ah!

[all screaming]

Ah!

[both yelling] Ah!

[screaming in terror]

Ah!

[smugly] Ah...