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OK, class.
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Since you never
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pay attention to me,
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- I figured out a way
- to make you listen...
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By using a microphone.
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Unfortunately,
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the only one they had
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is connected
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to this karaoke machine.
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I've got a song loaded up.
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Ooh, I love karaoke.
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- Let me try.
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- [music starts to play]
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♪ I've graded your molecular
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theory assignments ♪
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♪ What a disappointment ♪
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♪ You're all gettin' "F" s ♪
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I don't like this song.
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Let's do
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"Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
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You do the girl part.
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[hissing nearby]
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I don't like his singing either,
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but you don't have to hiss.
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Actually, I find
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his singing delightful.
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That hiss was just
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the sound of my panini-maker.
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[hissing]
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- [music rises]
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- ♪ No eating in class ♪
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♪ Unless you brought enough
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for everyone ♪
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♪ I really mean it ♪
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♪ Doo-doo doo-doo, did you? ♪
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I did!
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[Derby] None for me.
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- I don't want to get
- any crumbs on the sheets.
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[bed whirring]
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♪ Derby! ♪
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♪ Why do you have a bed
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in my classroom? ♪
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♪ Shoobie-doobie-doo ♪
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This, my friend, is not a bed.
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This is a lifestyle.
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- My grandma would love
- one of those.
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I'd take a picture of it,
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- but I'm charging
- my camera right now.
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And my phone, tablet,
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computer, video camera.
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And my spy pen!
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I mean, my totally normal pen.
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♪ OK, time
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for today's lesson ♪
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♪ On energy consumption ♪
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- ♪ Which I think
- you'll find exciting ♪
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- ♪ Thanks to
- this smoke machine ♪
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♪ And disco lights ♪
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Oh, great.
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Mr. Young caused a blackout.
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Me? I'm not the one
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using adjustable beds
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and panini-makers
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and totally normal pens.
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No one is, thanks to you.
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How am I supposed to eat
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a cold roast beef sandwich?
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It tastes...
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pretty good, actually!
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Maybe we don't need
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electricity.
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- [Derby, muffled]
- Speak for yourself.
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♪ Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ♪
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♪ We've been trying
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to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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- [Derby, muffled] I just hope
- the power comes back on
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- Before Slab
- mistakes me for a panini.
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You do look like a panini.
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[Tater] Uh-oh!
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But I don't have any money!
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Hah! It was Tater's fault.
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- He obviously didn't
- pay the electric bill,
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- So they sent this bill collector
- to rough him up.
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What? No.
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- I was just playing
- cops and robbers
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With my friend...
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bill... collector.
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My turn to be the robber!
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Give me all your money!
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[Derby] Nice try, Mr. Tater.
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Just pay the man.
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I paid the bill.
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The power's out because...
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you kids have become
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- much too dependent
- on technology.
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- So, I've decided
- today will be...
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Finnegan High
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old-timey-times day.
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But today's already
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- maggot-in-your-
- meatloaf day.
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We'll all learn to live
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without modern conveniences,
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like electricity
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and running water.
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Another bill I did not
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forget to pay.
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I'll hang on to your...
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calculators and walkie-talkies
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until the end of the day.
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This is ridiculous.
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- Why don't you just admit
- you forgot to pay the bill?
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Why don't you just admit
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you're not tough enough
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to survive old-timey...
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what did I call it?
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He has a point.
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Back in the olden days,
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you had to be strong to survive.
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Brainy weaklings like you
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just died in the forest.
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Adam is weak.
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Oh, really? Well, we'll see
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who has the strength to survive.
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- We'll not only give up
- electricity and running water,
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We'll transform this place,
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and live like they did
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200 years ago.
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Cool! I'll finally
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get to see a dinosaur.
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Well, these costumes
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- we got from the drama department
- are perfect.
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- Good thing last term's
- production
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Was "Frontier Loggers:
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the Musical."
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- [Derby] I was
- spectacular as the lead.
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♪ I was once a mighty tree ♪
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♪ Friend to man and dog ♪
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♪ Then I woke
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one autumn morn' ♪
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♪ A simple woodland lo-o-o-og ♪
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- I found your performance
- a little wooden.
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You're not dressed up,
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Mr. Tater.
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The 19th century
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too much for you?
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- Actually, the sweater vest
- was invented
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In the late 17th century
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and was quite popular
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until the mid-19th century,
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- when the seventh
- Earl of Cardigan
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Had to get all fancy
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with buttons.
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- All right, I guess
- the first thing we need to do
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Is start a fire.
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I'll chop some firewood.
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[shrieks in horror]
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It's dark in this schoolhouse!
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I usually don't go in
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for modern gadgets,
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- but I guess it's good
- I have this.
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- Why is everyone
- dressed like that?
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Oh, that's right!
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It's 1812.
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And we're at war!
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Wow. Phew.
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- Got the axe
- out of the package.
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[exhaling wearily]
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- Don't worry about
- splitting the firewood.
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Sure, girls back then
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- would have wanted
- a strong, powerful,
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Muscular man.
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But that's just not you.
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If you want,
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I can hold the log for you.
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[crack!]
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Oops. Sorry.
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That just keeps happening.
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[gasps in terror] He was next!
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Who needs firewood?
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If you're cold, we could always
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keep each other warm
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using body heat...
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Great idea!
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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Did you want to be
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the back spoon?
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- Thanks, Slab!
- There's nothing like
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- a wood-burning fire.
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- [Derby] I'd have to agree.
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Although it is warm.
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Clothes from the 1800s?
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That is so 2002.
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We're at war!
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Why aren't you in uniform,
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young man?
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I'm a girl.
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Ri-i-i-ight...
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a girl in pants?
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Some boys will do anything
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to get out of serving.
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There is no war, Mrs. Byrne.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then why do I have this?
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You're crazy?
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Get into uniform, recruit!
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I'm not putting that on!
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If you're trying to go A.W.O.L.,
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you'll get the business end
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of my musket...
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Which is way less fun
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than the party end.
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[pow!]
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Now let's talk about your hair.
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Ooh! Hah!
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- I thought being
- in your delusional army
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Was going to be boring.
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The key to my hair is the
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lemon-sage thickening spray...
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[snip]
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[raging] No-o-o-o!
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Don't worry. I'm not done.
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What hairstyle do you want?
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The Bedford crop?
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The Lovelock? The Brutus?
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- The Brutus?
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- The Brutus it is.
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Who knew war was so tragic?
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- All right.
- Now we need a source of water.
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Oh, now we need water?
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- Not 20 minutes ago,
- when I was screaming,
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"Help! Help! Get some water!"
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You know... beneath us,
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there's an aquifer...
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A wet underground layer
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of water-bearing permeable rock
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that could be
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a source of well water.
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[snoring]
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[thud]
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Trees these days are so rude.
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Didn't even bother
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to say "Timber!"
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Stand back.
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You're about to see a man...
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dig a well.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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Good work, Slab!
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[tap-tap]
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I could've dug a well, too...
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- if these instructions
- weren't so confusing.
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"How to use a shovel."
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Hey, it's not
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as easy as it looks.
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- This thing does
- have two ends.
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Wow...
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thanks for the lecture, Adam.
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I slept like a...
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what's that thing?
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It's round...
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it just lies there...
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A log?
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A baby!
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Logs don't sleep!
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[♪♪]
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All right,
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time for basic training.
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We're gonna whip you
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into shape.
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I'm already in shape.
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What kind of a formation
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is that, fella? March!
282
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[call and response] I don't
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know, but I've been told.
284
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Niagara gals are mighty cold.
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Join me, boy!
286
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- I don't know,
- but I've been told...
287
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[call and response]
288
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:43,626
Mrs. Byrne is really...
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unfit to teach.
290
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- Sound off!
- One-two.
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- Sound off!
292
00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:51,375
- Three-four.
293
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- [squealing]
294
00:10:53,356 --> 00:10:55,292
- Why is the sound off?
295
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- [squealing]
296
00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:57,542
- I can't hear a thing.
297
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We have to find some food.
298
00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:05,417
People are getting desperate.
299
00:11:05,459 --> 00:11:07,459
Ooh! Ants on a log.
300
00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,146
As any 19th-century
301
00:11:11,147 --> 00:11:12,500
botanist would know,
302
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,064
many of these plants
303
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,584
are perfectly edible.
304
00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:17,959
[leaves rustling]
305
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,334
"Made in China."
306
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,083
I love Chinese food!
307
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,459
Slab, you feel like
308
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:25,792
Chinese food?
309
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,876
Nah... I'm good.
310
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,855
OK, apparently,
311
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,459
the garden is not edible.
312
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,709
But it looks like
313
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,001
some non-plastic berries
314
00:11:38,002 --> 00:11:39,250
are growing on that vine.
315
00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:40,417
Great. Maybe Slab can
316
00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:41,542
climb up and get us some.
317
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,667
I got it.
318
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,375
Almost...
319
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,584
there...
320
00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,918
- Give me your lunch,
- nerd building!
321
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:04,751
[splat-thudding]
322
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,626
Wow! Slab is such a provider.
323
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,709
I provide...
324
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:12,314
information that
325
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,876
allows Slab to provide.
326
00:12:13,918 --> 00:12:15,147
Anyway, that was more of
327
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:16,375
a gathering thing.
328
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,667
I'm focused on hunting.
329
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,000
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
330
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,335
Stupid woodpecker.
331
00:12:24,336 --> 00:12:25,626
You're too late.
332
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,083
Slab already ate all the ants.
333
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,584
[peck]
334
00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:30,292
Derby. Stay still!
335
00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:40,584
[chirping]
336
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,751
Darn it. It flew away.
337
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,500
Too bad. Now you stay still.
338
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,167
[whump]
339
00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,334
[thud]
340
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,584
OK, your turn.
341
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:52,334
Birds are too smart.
342
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,397
You have to go after
343
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,417
something big and stupid.
344
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,417
Uh-oh.
345
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:00,584
[cracking knuckles]
346
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,417
[Tater yelps]
347
00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:04,959
I wish I had a place to hide!
348
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,167
Ooh. A wishing well!
349
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,375
I wish I had a place to hide.
350
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,792
Go, penny!
351
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,584
Oops. That was a nickel!
352
00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:20,209
[Tater yelping]
353
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,334
[splash-thud!]
354
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,980
[Tater, echoing]
355
00:13:23,981 --> 00:13:25,584
Oh... it was a Penny.
356
00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:27,542
Is my face red.
357
00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:28,834
Seriously, is it? Because
358
00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:30,083
I banged it up pretty bad.
359
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,500
Mr. Tater, are you OK?
360
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,042
I think so!
361
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,147
Has the community
362
00:13:41,148 --> 00:13:42,209
rallied around me?
363
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,085
Is the news here?
364
00:13:44,086 --> 00:13:45,918
I can't hear the chopper.
365
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,459
Sorry! They're all across town
366
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,959
covering this duck.
367
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,042
He's doing the macarena!
368
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,292
Then get me out of here!
369
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,251
So I can go home
370
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,167
and watch that duck on the news.
371
00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,355
We'd call for help,
372
00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:00,500
but you took all our phones,
373
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,083
- and there's no power
- in the school.
374
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,000
That's not entirely true.
375
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,834
What do you mean?
376
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:08,626
I mean, that it's partly true,
377
00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:11,375
but not completely true.
378
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,042
Thank you for explaining it.
379
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,751
Wait. Are you saying that
380
00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:17,417
there is power in the school?
381
00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:19,189
Well, we have
382
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,918
a backup generator,
383
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,334
but that's only strong enough
384
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,522
to power
385
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:24,667
the barest of essentials.
386
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,355
[massage chair whirring]
387
00:14:26,356 --> 00:14:28,000
Oh, yeah...
388
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,334
real go-o-oo-d.
389
00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,459
I can't believe you accused me
390
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,626
of not being able to live
391
00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:36,751
without modern comforts.
392
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,210
Really? Because
393
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,626
that sounds just like me.
394
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,167
Well, Mr. Tater,
395
00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:44,626
it looks like your selfishness
396
00:14:44,627 --> 00:14:46,042
is biting you in the butt.
397
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,313
My selfishness?
398
00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:48,542
Oh, thank goodness.
399
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,752
I thought that was
400
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:50,918
a well spider.
401
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,230
Here. I'll throw you
402
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:53,500
the key to my office,
403
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:54,731
so you can use a phone
404
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:55,918
to call for help.
405
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,292
[chirping]
406
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:00,876
Did you catch the key?
407
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:02,584
The woodpecker got it!
408
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,147
[Woody Woodpecker laughs,
409
00:15:04,148 --> 00:15:05,667
[echoing]
410
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,792
Oh, no. This is terrible!
411
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,167
Woodpeckers don't know
412
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:10,500
how to use keys.
413
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,000
That's why they always knock.
414
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:14,605
Great, now we can't
415
00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:15,667
get to the phones.
416
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,334
Well, we have to do something.
417
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,125
Or do we?
418
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,792
I say we leave him down there,
419
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,417
and tell everyone
420
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:23,876
he went on a vacation
421
00:15:23,877 --> 00:15:25,292
to the Bermuda Triangle...
422
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,959
where he fell down a well.
423
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:30,876
We have to help him.
424
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:32,125
Huh?
425
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,042
I need Tater.
426
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,964
- You can't have a good guy
- without a bad guy!
427
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,959
- [explaining]
- I'm the good guy.
428
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,375
[others, getting it] Oh!
429
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,522
Tater is the darkness to
430
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:44,626
my light.
431
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,459
The yin to my yang.
432
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,667
The chocolate chip to my...
433
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,351
- whatever else is in
- chocolate chip cookies
434
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,792
Other than chocolate chips.
435
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,751
OK, I think we may be able
436
00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:57,334
to pull Tater up by the rope,
437
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,000
- if Slab and Adam
- work together.
438
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,959
Great!
439
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,500
- [Echo] Slab.
- You pull on the rope.
440
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,542
Adam, you make Slab some tea.
441
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:06,918
[Tater calls up]
442
00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:07,919
Thank you, Slab.
443
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,440
- [quietly]
- He's the yang to my yin.
444
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,709
[grunting intensely]
445
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,876
When did you get so heavy?
446
00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,958
- [appliances humming, buzzing,
- and playing music]
447
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,375
Where's my napkin-maker?
448
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,292
When did you get so weak?
449
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,918
Are you even pulling?
450
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,209
[Slab yelling] A-a-a-ah!
451
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,667
[splash-thud]
452
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,292
Slab? Are you OK?
453
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,417
Yeah! Tater broke my fall!
454
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:49,209
Man, is his face red.
455
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,751
Now what?
456
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:54,189
If Slab wasn't strong enough
457
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,584
to pull me up,
458
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:57,584
- what made you think
- you would be?
459
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:04,792
Let's see how you stand up
460
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:06,250
to interrogation.
461
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:09,792
What if you were captured
462
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,125
by the enemy?
463
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,334
I already was.
464
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,167
What's your name, mister?
465
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,667
Ivy!
466
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,126
Good. Always give them
467
00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,542
a fake name.
468
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:21,935
- [barks]
- Who's your commanding officer?
469
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,500
At the moment,
470
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,021
an old, crotchety,
471
00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,500
senile history teacher.
472
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,042
Sounds like a worthy opponent.
473
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,834
But I want answers!
474
00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:32,792
What's your mission?
475
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,375
Why are you here?
476
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,042
Who are you?
477
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,918
Who am I?
478
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,626
Where are we?
479
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,500
Where did I leave my purse?
480
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,772
Great. What are
481
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,000
we gonna do now?
482
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:48,730
We're stuck in this well, and
483
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:50,417
there's no one left to save us.
484
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,125
I can save you.
485
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,000
No one.
486
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,810
- Seriously, I'm right
- outside the well, I could...
487
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,476
- Maybe that cute dog
- who saves people from wells
488
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,500
Will rescue us.
489
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,605
We could try
490
00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:01,667
clawing our way out.
491
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,439
I mean, it's next to impossible,
492
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,167
but what choice do we have?
493
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,167
[snaps] If only I had hair!
494
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,834
- How would that help us
- out of the well?
495
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,792
It wouldn't.
496
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,375
I know! We could make a ladder.
497
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,584
Out of what?
498
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,314
[cries out]
499
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:26,959
Lassie!
500
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,083
I can save you using science.
501
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,125
We're living like it's 1812.
502
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,834
There was no science back then.
503
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:35,500
That's where you're wrong.
504
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,147
Where you're right...
505
00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:38,751
I have no idea.
506
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,793
The pulley allows us
507
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,459
to easily lift heavy loads.
508
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,543
Each pulley disperses
509
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,584
an object's weight,
510
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,209
effectively cutting it in half.
511
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,834
Cutting it in half?
512
00:18:51,876 --> 00:18:53,793
That's what I was
513
00:18:53,794 --> 00:18:55,709
going to do to Derby!
514
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:57,334
- So, a person
- of average strength
515
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,647
Would be able to pull us
516
00:18:58,648 --> 00:18:59,918
out of here using...
517
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,335
- five pulleys.
518
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:02,709
- Right, five pulleys.
519
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,709
Anyway, with these pulleys,
520
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,168
I've reduced your total combined
521
00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:12,584
weight of 627 pounds to...
522
00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:13,876
three ounces.
523
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,063
[ropes creaking,
524
00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:21,542
[pulleys squeaking]
525
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,209
- [straining intensely]
- Which...
526
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,021
When you think about it,
527
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:26,792
it's still pretty heavy.
528
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,585
I just need
529
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,334
some sort of counterweight.
530
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,334
Oh.
531
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,292
[pulleys rattling]
532
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,292
Ho-o-o-o-o-o!
533
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,334
[others, overlapping] Whoa!
534
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,626
Wow, Adam!
535
00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:45,876
I'm sorry I doubted you.
536
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,584
You see, Echo?
537
00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:49,250
Intellect is what matters.
538
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,355
Physical strength
539
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,417
is all but useless.
540
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:56,083
Anyway, Slab, pull me up.
541
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,855
You don't need my "useless"
542
00:19:57,856 --> 00:19:59,584
physical strength.
543
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:02,584
Use your intellect!
544
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:04,083
[Adam] OK.
545
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,396
I found
546
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:06,667
this shiny nickel in the well.
547
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:07,792
That's mine!
548
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,542
[pulleys whizzing]
549
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:14,876
[whump]
550
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,000
How was that?
551
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,042
Pretty good.
552
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,583
Who's up for a grilled panini
553
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,083
in Tater's office?
554
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,355
- The woodpecker has the key.
555
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,584
- I've got a spare.
556
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,768
- [Tater, echoing]
- I could go for a panini.
557
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,646
Hello? Come on, guys,
558
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:34,500
this isn't funny.
559
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,396
Oh, look. I found
560
00:20:36,397 --> 00:20:38,250
some science down here.
561
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,584
No? Nothing?
562
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,417
[♪♪]
563
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:51,876
Congratulations, recruit.
564
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,293
You've graduated
565
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,667
basic training
566
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,959
and are ready for battle.
567
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,083
Sir, yes, sir!
568
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,376
Look out! There's an enemy
569
00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:04,459
soldier in that foxhole. Get
570
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:04,459
'im!
571
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,876
What? No, I...
572
00:21:05,918 --> 00:21:07,792
Charge, soldier, charge!
573
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:12,626
[Ivy roaring] Ahh!
574
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,417
Ow! Ivy, what are you doing?
575
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:15,918
It's me, your principal.
576
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,709
I know. Ahh!
577
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:21,814
- [splash-thud]
578
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,334
- [Tater yelps] Well spider!
579
00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:28,167
Congratulations, recruit.
580
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:31,250
We've won the war!
581
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,292
[pow!]
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